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TODAY:

5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))

198 MAIN CARD

FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena

Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)

FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:

Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov

"old"
>>67579525

Thread theme song: none

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ [Embed]

>198 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM [Embed]
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4 [Embed]
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI [Embed]
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE [Embed]
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/lXAFLBnsmSM [Embed]

>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8 [Embed]
Jacare vs Belfort: https://youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8 [Embed]

>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw [Embed]
Jacare vs Okami: https://youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU [Embed]
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0 [Embed]
Cain vs Werdum: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU [Embed]
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk [Embed]
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ [Embed]
Almeida vs Pickett: https://youtu.be/Laa-WQXn2vc [Embed]
Garbrant vs Brimage: https://youtu.be/v416SuNEqYE [Embed]
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black people are rapists
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Joey Salads
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i like this thread better
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>>67583289

what is the /heem/ speak info?
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HEEM SLEEPY
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>>67583405
Yes?
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Brendan Schaub.
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LOL

foxsports doing their harley davidson shilling segment
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>>67584680
thicc
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What's the Heemspeak address lads?
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>>67584724
boobjob when
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>>67587828
This desu
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>>67587828
bump
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>>67588274
[spoiler] Divison [/spoiler]
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>>67592275

Werdum was a good champ. He has disgusting jujitsu. But he got old, just like Fedor.

Once Miocic puts out overeem i want to see that rematch with struve..
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>>67592404

That fucking Cyborg fight took like 3 seconds. I literally alt tabbed to check my skype and I came back and Cydick was praying to heysoos
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SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS
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>>67592453
>>SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS

That fucking Miocic knockout though

I thought I saw him go wobbly and for a second I thought "What? Is Werdum going to knockout Miocic?"

Then Werdum drops to the canvas like he's plank from Ed Edd n Eddy
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>>67592506

McGregor falls to Diaz
Werdum falls to Miocic

Is Kickboxing a meme, /heem/?
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Are Brazilians sports cuckolds?

1-7 World Cup
Silva
Aldo
Werdum

Their /sp/ heroes always surrender to and get dominated by the BWC. Am I missing any other Brazilian sports cuckoldry?
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>>67592790
Brazil is stil the biggest WC winner.
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>>67592431
Skype is a non-free program which does not respect your digital freedoms
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>>67592895
congratulations
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>>67592453
It's what this bad man will do to you when he finds you on your lonesome in a cold dark alley
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>>67600738
Chaels face is the most American face i've ever seen
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>>67583289
Why are they wearing so much makeup?
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>>67600798
good desciption senpai
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What's that one guy's problem with Brazil anyways?
Produced more MMA legends than the rest of America combined
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>>67600798
either chael or brian stann desu
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>>67592506
Nah, Plank still has a better chin then all Hues
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old

>>67594734
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post yfw Barberena-Lawler 5 round bloody warfare
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>>67601183
Barberena gasses after 2 rounds. He'll be Dada by the 5th.
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>>67601284
>rare /heem/ flag posting some stupid shit and nothing else
You're talking to a proxyfag son
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How does Lawler beat the steroid tests?
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>>67601387
That's literally a permanent ban, if true. Do you have the confidence to file a report?
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>>67601183
Everyone would say once again Barberena would have no chance like they always do and then watch him get the upset (i wish)
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>>67601390
He doesn't take steroids.
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>>67601390
i think he used them early in his career to build a base muscle that he maintains natty somehow
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>>67601387
I am not a proxy you stupid fuck

I just post here only before/on/after cards
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>>67601390
It's an IQ test. Plenty of stuff you can take before bed that's undetectable before USADA shows up at 6am.
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>>67601479
Are there lots of fightfans in Greece?
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>>67601479
>Admitting you post from a third world country
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reminder that barbarina is taking over in 2016
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>>67601593
THE MEME KILLER
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>>67601390
just keep your t levels high but below the treshold.
it's probably doable

lawler can do no wrong after he schooled hendricks
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>>67600798
Brian Stann I'd say. He looks like the default character in a generic Ameribro fps.
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Is it too early for a new thread?
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>>67601532
no mainly because of the timezone

there are some mcgregor bandwagoners here an there but very few people follow the cards systematically

also I'm pretty sure there are 0 people that have bought a fightpass

>>67601582
pretty sure the the average greek still lives much more comfy than the average Murikan.

stay cucked to the corps and the Jews son
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>>67601680
he even has the haircut. Holey moley
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>>67601593
>Barbarina becomes a top 15 WW and a top 10 LW when it's all said and done
>looking back we realize Sage had to fight this madman in his second UFC fight and actually won the first round before succumbing to his strep throat
>Northcuck meme officially ends

It all works out
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EFN is live in 1 bong 45 bings / 2 bangs 7 bungs
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>>67601680
His nose is too squished from fighting though.
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Could barberena beat Mcgregor?
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lads, whats the name of this Brazilian interpreter? He seems bro as fuck.
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>>67601918
yes
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>>67601918
110% yes screenshot this post
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>stipe miocic is the world heavyweight champion

what a joke fucking division. what a shit fucking sport.
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>>67600798
Chael is a handsome lad desu
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>>67601918
Unironically probably.
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>>67601969
calm down fabricio jr
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Remember when people liked Shayna Baszler ~10 years ago?
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>>67601969
you now realize that HW is worse than the mighty manlet division.
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>>67602002
Looks like a high test Trudeau desu
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>>67601918
>you now realize they are the same age but with drastically different strength of résumés
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>>67602111
no
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>be werdum
>charge chin first throwing the little kid arm punches

the absolute MADMAN
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>>67602120
Middleweight is also worse than flyweight. Vitor, Silva, and Bisping are all in the top 5 lololol
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>>67584724
>>67584694
>>67584680
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>>67602176
Were you watching MMA 10 years ago?
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>>67602120
the flyweight division is good mighty mouse is just leagues above everyone
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>>67602196

>bisping

delet. he's gonna be champ by the end of the year
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>>67602173
True. McGregor can only beat manlets and Barberena regularly beats opponents far more athletic and skilled than he is.
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>>67601732
Is that the fat cunt retard Mark Hunt?
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>>67602235
Yep. It's pretty deep too. Having Sergio Pettis in your 10 spot isn't too shabby.
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>>67602192
that's what he usually does
typically in the past his chin has held up at least enough to switch into bjj mode
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>>67602257
if they were far more athletic AND skilled i don't think they would lose :^)
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>>67602226
>jessica penne in wife tier
>no jinh yu frey or mackenzie dern

questionable tier list tbqhf@m
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>>67602231
no, i dont watch it now either
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>>67602355
is it just me or the brazilians are losing chin at an alarming rate.
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>>67602246
Bisping is not even close to weidman who is a good chunk worse than rockhold I believe
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>>67602404
Oh look, he's new to this """sport"""
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>>67602449
This is true. Bisping doesn't have a path to victory against Weidman or Rockhold. He can't overwhelm them with volume or pressure.
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>>67602463
i've unironically been watching since the mid 90s (for free)

probably as long as you've been alive :^)
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>>67602485
He'd have to point box them for 5 rounds.

>>67602529
We've probably been watching for the same time then. My dad used to rent UFCs on VHS tape.
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>>67602226
No Rose or Paige bad list
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>>67602485
souza vs bisping next then?
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>>67602226
who's the anime on the top left?
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>>67602581
That actually sounds pretty hype but I doubt Bisping would agree to it
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>>67602226

where is bunda cohea?
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>>67602226
>
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>>67602639
>>67602577
>>67602410
i guess i need an ironic list then.
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>>67602226
Gabi Garcia
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>>67602641

she looks like a fat vietnamese boy who just dodged a napalm strike
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>>67602733
call in the air force-tier
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>>67602748
kek, Netherland would've been proud.
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>>67602703
The amount of qts missed was staggering
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>>67602796

Who's the nerdy looking one?
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>>67602752
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>>67602796
>slipping an asian in there
nice try
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>>67602853
>Look at that ground game Joe!
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>>67602855
Madison would have dominated women's strawweight.
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>>67602796
literally whos?
>>67602752
not into men
>>67602759
kek
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>>67602855
>he doesn't like Angela Lee
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>>67601454
You realize he's ATT, right? The same place that produced commie super soldier Romero. He's just smart about his cycles.
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>>67602306
>/vg/ fag got rekt in csgo by hunt
>needs to spam every thread
not surprised famalam
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>>67602950
literally would rather a rottweiler
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>>67602950
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>>67602996
had to see what /vg/ was, i thought /v/ was video games
i haven't played a video game this century
also fuck hunt
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>>67602931
>Gina Carano
>not into men
>implying

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>67603007
what a brutal loss
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>>67603097

He's a fag.
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>>67602950

>not picking ham
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>>67603143

absolutely sickening on multiple levels
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>>67603143
fuck off weeb
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>>67602950
looks like a dude
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>watch ufc 198
>the state of werdum
christ
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>>67603143
Trash
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>>67603057
fuck you too
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>>67602752
This is porn, right? I'm not just beating off to a yakuza's side pieces trying to kill each other in a parking lot.
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>>67603143
a-are you serious?
>>67603131
>fag
for not liking men?
>>67603097
i literally would rather bang Betch. she has a nice back of the head.
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WE WUZ KANGZ
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Why do people always praise Stann? I thought he was godawful last night. It was like watching a commentator that was a minute behind on everything and offered no actual analysis, he was just repeating the type of shit that goldberg would be saying. I'm not a big fan of Rogan but I'd take him 10/10 times over Stann's retardation.
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9 out of 10 times the ugly dykes win the fight against the qts.
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Which fighter would you go to an amusement park with?
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>>67603230
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>>67603057
>being against the greatest entertainer in the heavyweight division

go get cucked by more samoans.
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>>67603259
artem
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>>67603224
no, she sucks. I just wanted to post a webm
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>>67603259

that tryhard in the red shirt vs. joanna who wins?
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>>67603006
Fucking dogs is fucking illegal, goof
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>>67603259
whichever one will let me fist her on a rollercoaster
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>>67603259
>knott's
>lol
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>>67603351
maybe where you live
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>>67592577
dutch kickboxing best kickboxing have a heavyier emphasis on boxing than muay thai.
Kicks obviously have a place in mma but they can't replace good boxing fundementals at the highest levels.
Werdum has never had great hands and conor simply got worked by diaz.
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>>67603379
>ufc 200 is brought to you by Knotts, where it pays to be a kid.
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>>67603419
>t. swede who picked werdum to rekt stipe
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>>67603259

the dern
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>>67603419
tell us about cruz' footwork senpai
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>>67603461
lel
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Are there any fighters with good boxing in mma
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>>67603505
good choice, she's careful.
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>>67603570
Allow me to enlighten you about Cruz.

He has MEME footwork.

Thank you
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>>67603590
fronkie
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>>67603594

100 percent

my second choice would be jeff btw
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Why didn't we see the signs?
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>>67603259
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>>67603652
not really he just mixes it up well with his wrestling
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>>67603419
>boxingswede is back
someone post the cruz picture
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>>67603590
Conor McGregor
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>>67603682
They were banned http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11676388/fabricio-werdum-s-happy-face-mask-banned-inside-the-stadium-for-ufc
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>>67603682
they got banned.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11676388/fabricio-werdum-s-happy-face-mask-banned-inside-the-stadium-for-ufc
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>>67603715
Best part is, that aint even me.
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>>67603590
your boy gus
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>>67603724
>>67603725
whoa...
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>>67603722
fuck off
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>>67603741
all swedes are the same
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>>67603724
>>67603725
Why? Because they have advertising on them?
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>>67603774
the fuck you gonna do bitchboi
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>>67603794
terrorism threat
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>>67603794
Because too many huehues with highly transmissible Zika where hiding their tiny heads behind them
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>>67603813
love it when ppl post that webm pretending memegregor didn't end up BTFO handedly on an 11 day camp
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>>67603701
he looked sharp against chad
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>>67603813
jesus I cant believe that didn't turn Nate's light off
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>>67603570
cruzes footwork is good defensively but he has very weak offence. he is pretty much always moving backwards or to the side so he is hard to hit and hard to hit hard but he lands like 3 power punches in a fight, so who gives a fuck. DILLASHAW WON.
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>>67603813
At this moment I thought for sure Nate was going to lose after another two or three of those.

Diaz chins are just absolutely insane.
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I have a bit of a dumb question
What's the science behind chin deletion?
What are the circumstances that cause chins to get deleted?
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you just got booked to fight a Brazilian in Brazil, post walk out songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcD3L_OMgkg&index=15&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl2VfWprgqj_1HcW2hWR4RGr
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>>67603813
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
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>>67603891
It was a short shot, but if memer doesn't punch himself out on Diaz' guard and prepares for him for more than 11 days, he takes the rematch easily.
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>>67603919
Or as I like to call it, meme footwork
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>>67603259
None of them, you weirdo
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>>67603919
dillashaw could've won. it was 50/50 to be honest.
but i like dillashaw's style more, going for the finish like that is 10 times more appealing than jack slack's wet dream that is cruz
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>>67603982
lol
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>>67603934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
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>>67603931
it's not the chin itself, there are tiny crystals in the inner ear, if they get shook and dislodged it makes you more prone to vertigo and in fighters cases, being ko'd

http://vestibular.org/understanding-vestibular-disorders/types-vestibular-disorders/benign-paroxysmal-positional-vertigo
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>stipe "no personality" miocic is now the HW champ
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>>67603997
Dillashaw is more interesting to watch, Cruz is a better person tho
>>
Damian Maia will never be anything other than a boring grapplefucker. He'll never hold a title, he'll never be relevant.
>>
>>67603259
those legs
>>
>>67604010

Why is she still living in a studio apartment?
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>>67604063
cruz is a smarmy asshole. but i can see why people like him
faber is the nicest bantamweight
>>
>jacare crumbles vs elite strikers
>>
>>67604057
>mandrama
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>>67604098
Yeah I can see why ppl think cruz is smarmy, dillashaw always came off as a brat to me for some reason
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>>67604027
Goddamn so it was crystals the whole time? Guess it goes to show Chakra alignment is the best way to prepare.
>>
>>67604118
>matt brown is going to heem demian maia
all tripfags are casuals
>i-i-i-i-i-i-i was only doing it for le replies
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>>67604057
Werdum's whole personality was based on his meme face
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Say my name.
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>Stipe has a TKO loss to Stefan Struve.
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>>67604199
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
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>>67604085
Angela Lee gets paid more than her now and only ching chongs watch Lee fight.
>>
>Werdum is the greatest HW of all times
>His stand up is better than Stipe's
>He has very high fight IQ
>Werdum is natty
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>>67604197
at least he had something other then >muh cleveland

At least Overeem has personality
>>
>>67604151
because tj wants to be a role model
faber wants to be the all around chill and smile dude
and cruz hates both of them

it's a love triangle, which puts tj as one of the top3 bantamweights if he manages to defeat
assunçao

almeida is up there, lurking silently, no love
>>
>>67604199
paige sluttin'
>>
>>67604197
He created cock guy as well, so he's good for 2 memes
>>
>>67604199

>tfw being a slut was in her genes
>>
be honest lads, was Werdum on the gas?
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>>67604163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccule
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>Zuffa paying pro Cleveland sports teams to tweet about Steepay
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>>67604324
Probably, I like Werdum but his body looked terrible.
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>>67604336
If Lebron doesn't win this year he better just fucking kill himself. Literally a free ride to the finals and a healthy Love and Irving.
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>7-1
>Anderson loses horribly, twice
>Barao loses horribly, twice
>Aldo loses in 13 seconds
>Werdum loses embarrassingly to steepay

JUST END IT ALL
U
S
T

E
N
D

I
T

A
L
L
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>>67604199

Jessa Rhodes.
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>>67604370
>he promised to bring a title to Cleveland a few months after Stipe's pro debut
>Stipe brings back a title before him
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>>67604370
He'll have to beat the RAPS first, nigga.
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>>67604393
VAI UH MOOHER
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>h-hey guys, I'm the number one contender...

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677662/phil-davis-vs-king-mo-lawal-full-fight-video-highlights-bellator-154
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>>67604432
>raps beat cleveland

the memes would never end
>>
>>67604244
>No love
>Almeida
Fans love Almeida, dude
He has never had a boring fight, always brings it, super wild and scrappy

Hard fighter not to like
>>
>>67604516
it could be much worse
at least he didn't get knocked out in the 1st round by a nog bro
>>
>>67604516
>Full fight highlights
>2 punches and a sloppy take down
>>
Who are in your opinion the GOATS in every weight class?
>>
>>67604346
I think it always looked like that though, pretty sure he looked the same vs Cain
>>
>>67604599
claudia
ronda
dj
cruz
aldo
edgar
gsp
silva
jones
werdum
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>>67604599
they is guud.
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>>67604599
>Joanna
>DJ
>Miesha
>Cruz
>McGregor
>McGregor
>McGregor
>Anderson
>Jones
>who cares
>>
>>67604599
>SW
>BW
too early to tell

>FLW
MM
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Aldo
>LW
RdA if he beats Alvarez and Khabib. Very tough one
>WW
GSP
>MW
Silva
>LHW
Bones
>HW
tough one.
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>>67604542
you didn't get it

it was the cody garbrandt reference

nevermind dude

nobody hates almeida lol
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>>67604542
no love is cody garbrandt's nickname you goof
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>>67604599
Igor vovchanchyn
Jbj
Anderson
Gsp
Khabib
Aldo
Cruz
Mm
Gina
Esparza
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>legit ref like Herb Dean
Oh my sides
>>
daily reminder boxing and kickboxing is 100x better than watching MMA
>>
>>67604753 <- cruz picture is here
>>67603919
>>67603419
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>>67604085
How do you know it's a studio?
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>all these aldo picks

13(THIRTEEN) SECONDS
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>>67604805
alphas never take responsibility for their actions
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>>67604599
Forgot to post my own

>FLW
MM
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Aldo
>LW
Frankie, tho this one doesnt have a clear GOAT
>WW
GSP
>MW
Silva
>LHW
Jones
>HW
Brock lol
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>>67604337
never doubt the 8 ball
>>67572834
>>67573202
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>>67604846
>>
Which hue is the next got get BTFO? Will Cody heem Almeida?
>>
What do you guys listen to while posting on /heem/? Papa Roach here.
>>
>>67604919
dos anjos

the prophecy of the huelocaust has been foretold
>>
We watching EFN in 30 bings or what ?
>>
>>67604199
GORDO
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post the webm of stipe koing werdum plox

>>67604960
yfw eddie alvarez brings the LW belt back to the US, further confirming our status as the GOAT MMA country
>>
>>67604896
>that punch that established the rnc

literal pottery.I walk with this shit in a usb stick and show it to every person I know
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>>67604997
Sounds spicy la, I didn't even realise it was on
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>mfw someone thought Ronda could beat Cyborg near me
>>
What in the name of fuck was Werdum thinking?
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>>67605080
He thought he had Stipe rocked and he was trying to follow up
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>>67605080
early stoppage tbqhwyf
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>>67605024
nate is a ledge
conor goes for the uppercut, gets a big left right on the chin, doesn't even find his footing before nate is taunting
doesn't
>>
>>67604932
Listening to Metric right now. I only knew Black Sheep (from Scott Pilgrim) and Help I'm Alive but the other day I put on their top ten spotify tracks and I've really gotten into them. The Shade is probably my favorite track.
>>
>>67605210
After Nate beats connor a second time who should he fight? The loser of Rory vs Wonderboy? GSP?
>>
>>67605332
It's "Conor"
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>>67605332
>After Nate beats connor a second time
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>>67605210
anybody have the archive link the ufc 196 gamethread when mcgoober gets shit on?
>>
>>67605332
he should go back to lightweight and fight the loser of alvarez-dos anjos
>>
>>67605350
who fucking cares dude
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>>67604689
>>67604720
>>67604802
>>67604866
>>
>>67605368
I second this

that week before and after the fight was a shitposting holiday.glorious press conference,mcflinching in the weigh-ins and the meme's death

what more could a fightfan ask
>>
>>67605463
still has the best resume.
>>
>>67605210
>this asshurt swede about McGoober
Even when he loses he makes people mad lmao.

>>67604896
The meme wasn't killed in 13 seconds though.
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>>67605434
Get it right or pay the price.
>>
>>67605357
u realize if the fight is at 170 again (like Conor wants) he's doomed right? Nate beat him on an 11 day camp. Accept it conor can only beat midgets
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Does Cyborg's dominance prove that Coenen is one of the GOATs?
>>
>>67605526
13 seconds.
>>
>>67605526
that resume is cut abruptly short literally the instant he fights decent competition.

face it lad, jose got by because 145 was shallow as fuck. he's like the male ronda rousey.
>>
>>67605616
10 years


>>67605652
lol
>>
>>67605652
Do people actually believe this or are you just memeing?
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>>67605652
>>
>>67605652
Holy fuck, Aldo BTFO.

>Inb4 Frankie Edgar
Frankie was only good at smashing BJ Penn's already dead career, don't give me that shit.

>Mendes
BTFO by every top 5er. Give me a break.

>>67605689
13 fucking seconds, son.
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name a deeper division literally top to absolute bottom deeper than 145
>protip: you can't
>>
>>67605652
>Urijah Faber
>Mike Brown
>Ricardo Lamas
>Chad Mendes
>Frankie Edgar
>Korean Zombie
>Cub Swanson
>Kenny Florian

>shallow

ebin friend
>>
>>67605706
They've got to be meme'ing.
>>
>>67605863
he's memeing, don't even bother reacting.
>>
>>67605863
>Urijah Faber
Hasn't been good in years.
>Mike Brown
Lmao.
>Ricardo Lamas
Read Faber.
>Chad Mendes
Read >>67605754
>Frankie Edgar
Read Mendes.
>Korean Zombie
Lmao.
>Cub Swanson
LMAO.
>Kenny Florian
- Kenny Florian
>>
>>67605965
joder
>>
>>67605814
170
>>
relive it lads

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65984101/
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what went wrong?
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>>67606132
>announcing that you're leaving on an anonymous image board

what a homo. As if anyone cares or would notice that he's missin.
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>>67606132
>announcing that you're leaving on an anonymous korean image board
>>
>>67605965
>literal casual that never watched WEC
>>
GET THE FUCK IN HERE YA DUMB GOOFS
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-2
>>
>>67606132
So THAT'S why I've been enjoying /heem/ a lot more lately. The lack of French fag-posting really brightens things up around here.
>>
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Realistic title contenders at 145:

>Jose Aldo
>Frankie Edgar
>....

it's not a shallow as fuck division though
>>
>>67606290
>Literal faggot who has the reading comprehension of a toddler
>>
>>67606307
Holloway
>>
>>67606177
I care
>>
>>67606290
>bethe correia really tore it up in jungle fight!
>she's a legitimate contender!
>womens 135 isn't shallow at all!

this is literally you right now
>>
>>67606307
>>67606348
Oliveira
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>>67606303
The fact that I'm that "French" fag only proves that you're wrong.

That guy isn't me and I know who you're talking about.

Search the archives. You know it to be true.
>>
>>67606348
>>67606374
Aldo hasn't fought either of these guys so the original point I made about Aldo being the male Rousey still stands.
>>
>>67606299
hopefully a nice afternoon of some spicy heems

then raptors-heat game 7 :^)
>>
>>67606345
>>67606373
you fucking retards are starting to legit trigger me. if you honestly believe bitch cornea and the rest of the worthless fucks in the 135 lb women's division that isn't Meisha, Ronda, or Holly is even remotely comparable to anyone that Jose has beat you're fucking retarded.
>>
>>67606451
What
>>
>>67606413
>Aldo is the male Rousey.

what?
>>
>>67606529
see>>67605652
>>
holloway and rodriguez 2017

cap this
>>
>>67606558
lmao...at least you got some (You)'s from your terrible bait

good stuff m8
>>
>>67606506
give me an address pussy
>>
>>67606376
Stop drinking.
>>
>>67606600
>prove my point definitively
>"h-haha n-nice bait!"
thanks for conceding
>>
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so what happens with silva now?
>>
>>67606617
Meet me some motherfucking where.

>>67606662
Look the archive for the image, Canada. Read it an weep. Yo soy tu papa. Uh va morre.
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don't argue, post /heems/
>>
>>67606714
theyll probably put him on 200
>>
>>67606740
>Miesha will never sleepy heem you with those glutes
kill me now
>>
>>67603835
hhhhhehehe
>>
>>67583289
>those qts
>dem leggings
>dat gap

Muh Dick
>>
>>67606740
we are lucky that cyborg can't make 135, really don't wanna see another ugly champion in the woman's division.
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>>67606859
>thigh gaps are attractive
>>
Does Souza beat Rockhold in the rematch?
>>
>>67606943
fuck you I want to see Cyborg and Fallon Fox dominate all the women's divisions kek

get a manlet trans to dominate the lower weight classes
>>
>>67607070
gotta see how Rockhold looks in the Weidman rematch tbqhwyf

I want to believe that Rockhold's win wasn't a fluke but we'll see.
>>
>>67606971 are you this guy? >>67602931

jesus christ you are indeed a homosexual

>>67603131
>>67603131
>>67603131
>>67603131
>>67603131
yup
>>
>>67606714
I can't tell if that subtitle belongs to silva or the blonde
>>
>>67605814
Welterweight is pretty deep desu, even with the whole top 10 trading wins it's still a dangerous division with spicy bangers, sort of like how lightweight used to be.
>>
>>67607106

Even though I'm not a Rockhold fan perse, having him school Weidman in the first meeting but then go to war for 5 rounds in the second meeting would be a nice story.
>>
>>67603891
It was just a quick jab 2bh
>>
>>67607106
How could it have been a fluke since he dominated Weidman the same we he dominated Machida, and Bisping? It's not like he landed a memekick. He just beat Chris down over 2 rounds.
>>
>>67607207
eeeh, he made easy work of Machida and Bisping, the Chris fight was competitive to a certain point
>>
>>67607241
and he was on antibiotics
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>>67607252
"I thought antibiotics made you feel better"
>>
>>67607241
Sure, because Chris is more skilled than Lyoto or Bisping. But it still was the same blueprint that won Rockhold the fight in those matches as it did against Weidman.

I mean sure, Weidman could drastically improve before the rematch, but Rockhold didn't get lucky in that fight. He just employed way better striking and grappling.
>>
>>67607252
antibiotics make you feel better. chris was at 10%.
>>
>>67607282
Weidman has a college degree doesn't he?
>>
>>67607320
a degree in getting his ass #beet
>>
>>67607320
Two
>>
https://twitter.com/BrianStann/status/731883617488621570
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Guy can't catch a break
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>>67607438
man, I really like the immortal, why does this keep happening?
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Now hold on just a second. I've been procrastinating and sitting in front of my computer all day and delved into some mcbeddeds and saw this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbCuKjmFslU @ 1:23

this dude is literally giving conor a prostate massage? what the fuck
>>
>>67607346
shut up
>>
The UFC Heavyweight title has absolutely zero credibility after so many quick title changes

Hopefully Overeem can strong together a few wins once he dethrones Miocic
>>
>>67607534
fuck is wrong lil pussy
you wanna defend the chris's honor on a chinese imageboard?
meet up with me in REAL life, i'll step past your guard and rain hell from above on your stinky brown mug
>>
>>67607537
No, it just means its a very balanced division at the top.

>Overoid winning
>Overroid defending a title

Kek, glass chin will get wrecked
>>
>>67607537
>implying Hunto won't take the crown for good
>>
>>67607537
What the fuck do you mean the title has no credibility? It's just a representation of who the top fighter in the weight class is.
You need to stop thinking MMA is pro wrestling.
>>
>>67607531
>rory fan
>just so happens to be autistic
it's an extremely common massage to get a finger up your asshole
>>
>>67607601
>balanced
meaning none of them are "great"
>>
>>67607591
>being this rude.
>>
>>67606740
>Bryan fucking Carraway is somehow tapping that
Will never understand it desu
>>
>>67604516
>>67604598

This picture is the highlight of the fight.
>>
>>67607648
>autism
>>
>>67607648
or maybe they're all "great"
>>
>>67607531
that would be the lower back
>>
>>67607537

shut up
>>
>>67607709
They have internet in Croatia now?
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>>67607618
what do you mean, i'm autistic? fuck off swede
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>>67607531

>

>>67607654

probably has a big dick desu
>>
>>67607745
a pre prelim fighter is fucking the champion. let that sink in for a moment.
>>
>>67592404
>But he got old

Bullshit. This could've happened to hi at any point of his career.

Also:

>tfw I made 5 picks on this card and all of them were right
>tfw I made no bet

JUST
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>>67607732

They have UFC champions in England now?
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>>67607745
just stop, the meme is over. you're the last one trying to force it. nigger-now will get heemed by top 20
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>>67607793
It's all about the face, frame, and height brahs.
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>>67607537
>Croatian UFC champs: 1
>UK UFC champs: 0
>your opinion's relevancy: 0
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>>67607807
Fucking hell you have no mercy
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>>67607654
here's a hint to help: she got breast implants

this means low self esteem + insecurity
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>>67607807
Boxing heavyweight champions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UFC heavyweight champion
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>>67607793

i mean its the same for honda and travis if you think about it. shes a megastar and he's a literal who
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>>67607859
Kind of ironic considering when she was dating Schaub he was the star and she was the literal who.
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So how hard is Overeem going to fuck Miocic?
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I think heavyweight is more of a meme than 115 women's strawweight
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>>67607887
Schaub was never a star, leave it out
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>>67607833
>implying bisping isn't the number 1 pound for pound all division NATURAL champ

you disgrace the sport. go head and force the stipe is croatian meme. i've got a REAL human to look up to. for the record i dont care if rory uses or not id let him use me so im still a big fan
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>>67607892
Stipe will wrestlecuck him
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>>67607896
Then you're thinking wrong shit
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>>67607896
What's that even meant to mean?
You faggots need to type like normal people for once.
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>>67607923
>>>/reddit/
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>>67607923
He is saying the heavyweight division is shit
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>>67607897
I think you would be surprised.
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>>67607833
Miocic is an american

Croatian UFC champs: 0
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>>67607892
Hard Hard.
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>>67601969

Stipe is a munster. Watchu talkin bout Willis?
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>>67607833

oman's own stipe miocic, so based.

bahrain/oman's own fronk and khabib will be champs soon inshallah
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seeing conor being so successful while still comfy with his gf enrages me with jealousy. she stuck with him when he was a fucking plumber
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>>67607950
>>67607833
American UFC champs: 7
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>>67607923
This is surprising coming from Austalia.
Are you feeling OK today mate?
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You autists sure have burned through a ton of forced memes since Mcgregor lost. It seems to be tapering off though. I guess it was your way of distracting yourselves from the pain.
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How did Schaub go >literally auschwitz mode, so quickly?
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>>67607501
too based for this world
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>>67607989
is his daughter white
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>>67602235

Horiguchi could beat him. Dodson and Benavidez too, probably.
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>>67607915

There are only two ways Overeem has been beaten

>his opponents survive a beating until he gasses
>his opponent manages to land a hard shot that leads to the TKO

Overeem has never been wrestlefucked for his entire career, which is amazing considering that he's European.
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America is England technically. Throw in members of our empire and we own sports.
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>>67608008
K E T O K I D
E
T
O

K
I
D
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Since this thread is full of bitches, what does it feel like to get punched in your tits?
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>>67607833
Stipe's parents were Croat immigrants. Stipe is 100% homegrown ameribro.
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>>67602449
>weidman who is a good chunk worse than rockhold

KYS
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>>67607859
at least travis is some what on the top list of the shitty state of heavyweight division.
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>>67608033
Ask your mother.
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>>67607851

>being so mad that you have to pull power levels fro mother sports as a metric for your mediocrity
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>>67602639
Dude, that's fucking gross.
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>>67607937
Wow, I almost expected an actual answer out of you.
Now see, if you wanted to get some discussion rolling you'd say something like "Heavyweight is weak because (reasons), in fact I'd say it's even weaker than WSW".
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>>67608104
Its weak because I said so.
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Overeem will not beat Miocic, but I'd like to watch the fight very much
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>>67607949
people don't care about podcasts mate
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>>67608008

>never felt better
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>>67607949
Charge your phone, bro
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>>67608157
you look like a queer
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>>67608199
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>>67608163
>predicting a heavyweight fight this early.
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>>67608157
Nice CK's, faggot.
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>>67608186
he looks like shit
>>67608008
by not eating carbs

you need carbs bro
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>>67603419
>Werdum has never had great hands

He has a nice jab desu.
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>>67608231
They're probably the best winning strikers at the moment. If it's anything like Miocic vs. dos Santos, we should all get hype.

Because when do HWs ever back out of fights?
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>>67603590

Gus, Stipe, JDS, Lil Nog desu, BJ Penn
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>>67604066
perhaps he might not old a title, but his contribution and legacy to the sport will be around for at least another generation of fighters, specially BJJ based fighters, people will emulate or focus on developing Maia's cage based wrestling takedowns,
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Dose anybody at HW throw volume like Stipe? I like his combos, they seem very fluid and he doesn't seem to gas as he throws them.

A big boy with Diaz-esq hands would be a killer in that division.
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>>67608307
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>>67608307
I missed the prelims, was this fight any good?
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>>67603590
Diaz bros

https://youtu.be/2MEJPz_oayI?t=136
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>>67608341
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>>67608345
Nelson vs Maia but with a better first round.
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>>67608345
Just basically Matt Brown giving Maia his back for 3 rounds and trying not to get RNC'd
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>>67608345

>back take
>failed RNC attempt
>failed RNC attempt
>failed RNC attempt
>pitter pat punches
>failed RNC attempt

You know...typical Maia fight.
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>>67605542
Naw, but he got out wrestled by a terrible wrestler and out boxed by a barely competent striker.
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>>67608313
Cain has more volume, better cardio, less power, less technical striking, and fewer knees. Stipe slowed down against JDS in the later rounds. He had no problem battering hunt for twenty minutes without gassing though.
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>>67608345
define good
good as entertaining? no
good as a showcase of how to grapplefuck someone for 15 minutes? yes
good as what if i was matt brown and had slightly more fighting iq than matt brown himself? no
good for huezil? maybe
good for putting maia against lawler and see what happens? intriguing
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>>67608345
Well depends on what you like, it wasn't back and for it was a one sided grappling match but it did have a finish.

If you like watching submission grappling it was neat, if you wanted to watch MMA back and forth it was eh

Personally for me I enjoyed watching it and re watching it just cause i like to study from good grapplers like Maia
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>>67603950
>he takes the rematch easily.

He has next to no chance.
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>>67608235
theyre nice and tight good stuff. none of that Armani meme shit
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>>67608463
whatever you say bud
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so is the UFC getting sold or not? If disney acquires it do you think it would be good for the fighters?
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>a featherweight main event without a champ summoned this crowd for WEIGH INS

i miss the mcgregor era
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>>67608484
He's right tho
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>>67604066

>legitimate master of ground based fighting
>actually finishes fights
>being so salty about his success

KYS.

Seriously, how can you be bored by this man? Are you disappointed that two men grappling doesn't have the same ending as gay porn?
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>>67608446
Here's a neat little write up on Maia's grappling, its still being written and only really covers Maia's grappling up to 2012-2013, Maia has evolved his grappling specially his wrestling since probably last year 2015ish


still neat to see how fighters evolve and change their style throughout their careers


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tqUIC859f9Tc812T9faRyWZEocArjC3GQCkHU_E8lQw/edit?usp=sharing
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>>67604199

Paige Slattern.
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>>67608514
sure thing my dude
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>>67604199

WHORE
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how did he do it lads?
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Champs
>HW - American
>LHW - American
>MW - American
>WW - American
>LW - Brazilian champion soon to be destroyed by American
>FW - Coward Irishman who moved up two weight classes to duck American
>BW - American
>FLW - American (also p4p)
>Women's BW - American
>Women's SW - vampire soon to have stake run through her heart by Thug Rose

When American dominance is clearly established the world us unified and /heem/ is at its finest. This isn't about heems or memes. It's about establishing America as the lone dominant superpower.
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>>67608412
yuck

>>67608435
Lawler's TD defense is pretty good, if he can stuff Maia there's no way he'll let him leave the first round conscious.
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Is Werdum going to recover after that loss? I feel like it was more of Rock-paper-scissors situation.
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>>67604812

Can't take that seriously anymore.

>twinks like Mayweather ties up guys that would crush him if they were allowed to grapple
>"""fighting"""
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>>67608701
>stuff the takedown

Nah, he'd go full Nate Marquardt and heem him right away.
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>>67608551
Not sure if anyone really cares but i think also last night you see how Maia and Jacare diverge in terms of changing and developing their BJJ toward MMA, if you look at Maia over the last year he focuses on getting people against the wall, and riding their backs to take down or threaten with a RNC, His traditional GNP isn't really that developed is used to set the submission. He hunts submissions. BUT he has a great GNP game just because it doesnt stop or devastate his opponent but lets him open up into a submission

Jacare is the opposite he ignores the leg rides and back takes, his BJJ is more top game/guard pass into smashing GNP he doesn't hunt for submissions like Maia.

Very neat how to BJJ specialist have taken 2 different branches within MMA.
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kek
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>>67604866
>Frankie, tho this one doesnt have a clear GOAT

BJ Penn and it's not close.
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>>67608679
The United States has ten times as many sports legends currently competing than any other country at any given time in history.

If other countries weren't so busy genociding each other then maybe they'd be able to produce real champions
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>>67608701
Stuffing and sprawling Maia's takedown isn't the complete answer, the key to shuttind down Maia's grappling is good footwork/angles and good Ringmanship , being able to angle away from the walls with footwork and forcing Maia to shoot away from the walls.

Brown last night had a decent sprawl, but his footwork sucked and he was suckered into fighting toward the fences to many times, Maia was able to complete his takedowns because of that.


Lawler is a great striker/brawler I am iffy about his footwork. Honestly I think a striker like Wonderboy would be a bigger threat to Maia, BUT Wonderboy's sprawl is bad but i think his footwork is good enough to fight away from walls.
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>>67604599
>FLW
Mighty Mouse
>BW
Cruz
>LW
BJ Penn
>WW
GSP
>MW
Silva
>LHW
Jones
>HW
Fedor if we're talking MMA in general. In UFC only, probably fucking Frank Mir lol
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>le fedora is le goat maymay
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>>67608763
happy that someone else apreciates jits as much as I do. Maia has been my boy for years
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>>67608986
greatest Heavyweight, obviously. Overall is a stupid conversation.
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>>67608779
>>67604866
Shinya Aoki has the best resume of wins at Lightweight by far. BJ beat up the cast of TUF.
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>>67608215
>67608215
is there a nazi photoshop of this yet or should i do it?
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>>67608940
>BJ Penn
lost against every decent fighter he ever faced, has a 16-10 record
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>>67609023
>greatest Heavyweight, obviously
He literally got tko'd by a 40 year old middleweight. Pride was pure mandrama. Saying Fedor was the best heavyweight is like saying John Cena or the Undertaker was the best heavyweight.
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>>67609089
omg he lost? after fighting three times a year for over a decade! for shame!
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>>67609112
Yeah he lost, to a 40 year old middleweight. a 40 year old middleweight who had been fighting 3 times a year longer than he did.
>>
schaub
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>>67609075
>lost against every decent fighter he ever faced
Nah
>has a 16-10 record
He always took the hardest possible fight
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>>67609112
replace times with cans
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>>67609019
thanks i'm a highschool wrestling coach and judo black belt, but i love good grappling regardless so jitz, judo, sambo, wrestling its all good if there's good technique and MMA highlights them all plus forces them to evolve faster, which i think strengthens all those arts.


Maia has come a long way from hitting lateral drops/Sasae like he did on Sonnen, if you rewatch that fight and all his early fights up to his Anderson Silva match he was a straight submission/BJJ fighter,

after Anderson he became of one those guys that fell in love with his striking and dropped any form of wrestling or grappling, then he turned the corner and went back to grapling, he later then redeveloped his wrestling game (cage wrestling) and this is the current Maia we see. I think again seeing someone evolve and change in 9 years (he's been in ufc since 2007) is great.
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*ALLIGATOR CLAPS*

AND NEW
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>>67609330
what was his walkout song it sounded like it was from mario kart
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>>67609158
Henderson was right in his prime, he looked stupendous against Feijao. Pre knee injury Hendo was a man possessed.
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>>67609173
only other candidate is Big Nog who Fedor whupped on multiple times in their primes
Werdum has lost way too many times at this point
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>>67603230
10/10 sprawl at the end
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We're there a lot of heems last night, lads?
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>>67609414
He was 40 years old and weathered as fuck, and a middleweight. Get over it lad, Fedor is an overrated shit fighter.
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>>67609468
Watch the Feijao fight I know for a fact you haven't
Henderson was on career peak form
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>>67603230

Idiot
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end HW before struve unironically becomes a champion
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>>67609488
>40(FORTY)
>YEAR
>OLD
>MIDDLEWEIGHT
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>>67602226

>Someone actually made this

And I thought Tumblr fan girls were pathetic
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>>67609199
Am I crazy to think him throwing Chael was super impressive? Like everyone raves about Maias jits but since the beginning I was super impressed with his takedowns. And of course his sit up sweep to single leg takedown.
Maia has some of the most underrated takedowns in the division I think.
Also it kind of bugs me when people say "wrestling" when they just mean takedowns. All grappling arts have takedowns so I dont really see the distinction.
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>>67609370
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11658862/fabricio-werdum-s-walkout-song-a-tribute-to-ayrton-senna-not-a-lucky

Honestly listening to it now just upsets me. He had this great big entrance, all smiles and then MY BOY just got dropped.

I've woken up today and the pain still hasn't gone away lads.
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>>67609520
You can use age as a metric, cool, I'll use things that actually happen, like fights
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>>67609539
Maia suckering on on Brown's left leg on a deep deep single then tripping his right was a markout moment for me
He's almost as good a wrestler as he is a grappler
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>>67609558
and he didn't even lose once, he lost 3 times in a row the first time he fought competition that wasn't mandrama japs paid to take a dive
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>>67609586
>tfw I have super flexible hips and I could probably do that to someone.
I need to be more consistent with my Jits.
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>>67609612
>losing three times after winning for a decade straight
you kids would probably shit on Ali too
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is there any possibility of maia being fed to the blood orc?
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>>67609641
Ali didn't fight in a professional wrestling organization and then lose consistently to light heavyweights the first time he actually boxed for real.
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>>67609735
doubt, I reckon he gets the Hendricks/Gastelum winner or Condit
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>>67609757
>Hendricks/Gastelum is happening
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>>67609740
Pride hated Fedor. Why would a promoter like a bricklayer-looking gormless Russian guy who beat all their stars. Cro Cop got favours like Heath Herring being mislead about the nature of his opponent until days before the bout. Fedor never got that. He wasn't their handpicked guy, he was just someone that beat everyone.
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>>67603651
this webm makes me sad. usually baba seems like he's somewhat in on the joke, but here he just looks defeated
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NEW: >>67609854
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>>67609735
If/when Maia gets a title shot I don't think Lawler will be champ anymore. Maia would need a win over Condit or somebody in the top five to get a shot. They still haven't confirmed Lawler vs Woodley for 201 and the most recent I've heard is that nothing is official yet. Woodley vs Maia would be a good fight.
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>>67609803
>dat farmer's tan

Big Hick.
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>>67609869
>16 posts early
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>>67583289

This. She got too skinny though
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>>67609539
it was rather impressive, specially when you look at Sonnen's pedigree.

Maia's wrestling is rather unique specially in a division of traditional wrestlers which is why i geek out to him.

I see what you're getting about all grappling having takedowns, but i like to tell you how you can see some of the distinction in terms of takedown philosophy from Judo to wrestling and BJJ.

Yes you'll see a lot of moves and positions shared within the styles but their goals and set up vary, also the people teaching influence takedown styles

Let me breakdown Maia's single on 2 levels, His single leg from the ground/half guard. and his single leg from standing/wall clinch

I suspect developed his ground single leg back in the days, seeing as he followed Leo Viera from Alliance to Brasa, if you look at the guys from there they all have great single legs as sweeps and developed half guard. (BJJ)


His stand up single which wasn't really shown till the last 2 years is an east coast American variant (Maia favors the navy style single leg, where he grabs a single and hooks the leg/turks the leg) Maia has been known to train wrestling in New Jersey, specially with wrestler/BJJ practitioner Edge Hoboken who was a navy wrestling stand out.


You're right its all grappling in the end, but when you study a fighter and see some of the details you can see where he grabs certain components from other arts, and well you gotta give credit to those arts or the people that influence Maia's style
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>>67604098
I love watching Cruz fight and his analysis is generally pretty good, but sometimes he tries to sound smarter than he is and it's embarrassing. I don't think dude even went to college
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>>67607207
>He just beat Chris down over 2 rounds

Only because of that kick you moron.
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>>67607294
>but Rockhold didn't get lucky in that fight. He just employed way better striking and grappling.

You are legitimately deserving of zyklon B.

Weidman was kicking his ass. He took his back and had side control in RD1. He lost RD 2. He was kicking the crap out of him in round 3. Then he threw a spinning wheel kick and lost.

He doesn't need to improve at all. This was a lot like the Overeem-Bigfoot fight.
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>>67607826
This manga makes no fucking sense. What was the mangaka thinking?
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>>67605080
Unfortunately it looks like he is yet another strong grappler who had some recent success on his feet and now is in love with striking. His fight Travis was one of my favorites partially just because his striking was so unexpected, but as champ you have to be more conservative and do a better job of playing to your strengths.
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>>67607793

>implying female champions are on the same tier as male champions

KEK
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>>67610178
she was there at the last weighins
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>>67607859

>Rousey
>Megastar

KEK

Seriously, if this is even remotely true, an asteroid might as well hit the planet.
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>>67607294
>he doesn't need to improve at all
>got his forehead caved in and beaten worse than he ever has before in his career

Okay.
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>>67610178
she should be glad usada only tests fighters.
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>>67608412

>failed RNC attempt

Are you autistic? That's like calling a punch that lands a "failed KO attempt".
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>>67610178
Wasn't this chick high as a kite yesterday?
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>>67610418
she always is
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>>67609543
>>67609370

The whole experience was kind of surreal for me because I'm from Cleveland (as is Stipe) and we never win anything. The lights faded and Stipe walked out to MGK playing - a local hip hop artist. It probably seems dumb to most people but i was proud. After Stipe walked out, Fabricio came out and my cousin literally says "is that the rainbow road music from mario kart". It was such a stark contrast. Fabricio looked so comfortable coming out - like he was just going to walk over Stipe. I'm happy as fuck - and that's coming from someone who likes Fabricio, just not as much as I like representing my hometown.
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>>67608701
>if he can stuff Maia there's no way he'll let him leave the first round conscious.

>he rates Lawler's standup

He is not Wonderboy dude.
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>>67608345
I appreciate Maia but as a huge Brown fan it was frustrating to watch.
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>>67609075
>lost against every decent fighter he ever faced

Go fuck your mother.

Seriously, you faggots need to be permaheemd.

>has a 16-10 record

He has a 14-3 record at lightweight, which is the division we're talking about and one of those losses was a CLEAR robbery.

Faggot.
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>>67610603
you got a lot of anger in you kid
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>>67609089
>He literally got tko'd by a 40 year old middleweight

>"middleweight"

A "middleweight" that got a titleshot against Jon Jones and was the PRIDE 205 champion.

Faggot.

Also, Fedor could make 185 too. Look at some of the guys that are in 185 and tell me they are smaller than Fedor.

Also, Henderson is the hardest puncher p4p. He would KO every HW not named Nelson, Hunt or Rothwell.

>Pride was pure mandrama

>it's a "cum guzzler can't tell the difference between circus acting and real fights" episode

Do you honestly think PRIDE was scripted fighting like the WWE?

You smelly sack of shit.

Not even kidding when I say that would murder every single Fedor denialist if I could get away with it.
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>>67609468

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_hSABuaOk

Fedor = GOAT
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>>67609612
>first time he fought competition that wasn't mandrama japs paid to take a dive

He crushed Sylvia and Arlovski outside of PRIDE, both chmapions of the organization you cockroaches claim would eat Fedor alive.

Fedor = GOAT.
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>>67609740

PRIDE was a pro wrestling organization? Pretty sure that's the UFC bud.

Point me to 1 (one) fight where Fedor's opponent was paid to lose.
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>>67610248

So did GSP against Serra. So did Cain against JDS.
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>>67608412
>autism

i thought heem screened for idiots like this?
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>>67609955
so now the diddler is responding to his own comments?
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>>67608415
>Diaz bros
>Barely competent
Lmao
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