TODAY:
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
"old"
>>67579525
Thread theme song: none
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ [Embed]
>198 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM [Embed]
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4 [Embed]
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI [Embed]
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE [Embed]
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/lXAFLBnsmSM [Embed]
>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8 [Embed]
Jacare vs Belfort: https://youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8 [Embed]
>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw [Embed]
Jacare vs Okami: https://youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU [Embed]
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0 [Embed]
Cain vs Werdum: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU [Embed]
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk [Embed]
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ [Embed]
Almeida vs Pickett: https://youtu.be/Laa-WQXn2vc [Embed]
Garbrant vs Brimage: https://youtu.be/v416SuNEqYE [Embed]
black people are rapists
Joey Salads
i like this thread better
>>67583289
what is the /heem/ speak info?
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>67583405
Yes?
Brendan Schaub.
LOL
foxsports doing their harley davidson shilling segment
>>67584680
thicc
What's the Heemspeak address lads?
>>67584724
boobjob when
>>67587828
This desu
>>67587828
bump
>>67588274
[spoiler] Divison [/spoiler]
>>67592275
Werdum was a good champ. He has disgusting jujitsu. But he got old, just like Fedor.
Once Miocic puts out overeem i want to see that rematch with struve..
>>67592404
That fucking Cyborg fight took like 3 seconds. I literally alt tabbed to check my skype and I came back and Cydick was praying to heysoos
SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS
>>67592453
>>SOMEONE FUCKING TELL EM WHAT HEEM MEANS
That fucking Miocic knockout though
I thought I saw him go wobbly and for a second I thought "What? Is Werdum going to knockout Miocic?"
Then Werdum drops to the canvas like he's plank from Ed Edd n Eddy
>>67592506
McGregor falls to Diaz
Werdum falls to Miocic
Is Kickboxing a meme, /heem/?
Are Brazilians sports cuckolds?
1-7 World Cup
Silva
Aldo
Werdum
Their /sp/ heroes always surrender to and get dominated by the BWC. Am I missing any other Brazilian sports cuckoldry?
>>67592790
Brazil is stil the biggest WC winner.
>>67592431
Skype is a non-free program which does not respect your digital freedoms
>>67592895
congratulations
>>67592453
It's what this bad man will do to you when he finds you on your lonesome in a cold dark alley
>>67600738
Chaels face is the most American face i've ever seen
>>67583289
Why are they wearing so much makeup?
>>67600798
good desciption senpai
What's that one guy's problem with Brazil anyways?
Produced more MMA legends than the rest of America combined
>>67600798
either chael or brian stann desu
>>67592506
Nah, Plank still has a better chin then all Hues
old
>>67594734
post yfw Barberena-Lawler 5 round bloody warfare
>>67601183
Barberena gasses after 2 rounds. He'll be Dada by the 5th.
>>67601284
>rare /heem/ flag posting some stupid shit and nothing else
You're talking to a proxyfag son
How does Lawler beat the steroid tests?
>>67601387
That's literally a permanent ban, if true. Do you have the confidence to file a report?
>>67601183
Everyone would say once again Barberena would have no chance like they always do and then watch him get the upset (i wish)
>>67601390
He doesn't take steroids.
>>67601390
i think he used them early in his career to build a base muscle that he maintains natty somehow
>>67601387
I am not a proxy you stupid fuck
I just post here only before/on/after cards
>>67601390
It's an IQ test. Plenty of stuff you can take before bed that's undetectable before USADA shows up at 6am.
>>67601479
Are there lots of fightfans in Greece?
>>67601479
>Admitting you post from a third world country
reminder that barbarina is taking over in 2016
>>67601593
THE MEME KILLER
>>67601390
just keep your t levels high but below the treshold.
it's probably doable
lawler can do no wrong after he schooled hendricks
>>67600798
Brian Stann I'd say. He looks like the default character in a generic Ameribro fps.
Is it too early for a new thread?
>>67601532
no mainly because of the timezone
there are some mcgregor bandwagoners here an there but very few people follow the cards systematically
also I'm pretty sure there are 0 people that have bought a fightpass
>>67601582
pretty sure the the average greek still lives much more comfy than the average Murikan.
stay cucked to the corps and the Jews son
>>67601680
he even has the haircut. Holey moley
>>67601593
>Barbarina becomes a top 15 WW and a top 10 LW when it's all said and done
>looking back we realize Sage had to fight this madman in his second UFC fight and actually won the first round before succumbing to his strep throat
>Northcuck meme officially ends
It all works out
EFN is live in 1 bong 45 bings / 2 bangs 7 bungs
>>67601680
His nose is too squished from fighting though.
Could barberena beat Mcgregor?
lads, whats the name of this Brazilian interpreter? He seems bro as fuck.
>>67601918
yes
>>67601918
110% yes screenshot this post
>stipe miocic is the world heavyweight champion
what a joke fucking division. what a shit fucking sport.
>>67600798
Chael is a handsome lad desu
>>67601918
Unironically probably.
>>67601969
calm down fabricio jr
Remember when people liked Shayna Baszler ~10 years ago?
>>67601969
you now realize that HW is worse than the mighty manlet division.
>>67602002
Looks like a high test Trudeau desu
>>67601918
>you now realize they are the same age but with drastically different strength of résumés
>be werdum
>charge chin first throwing the little kid arm punches
the absolute MADMAN
>>67602120
Middleweight is also worse than flyweight. Vitor, Silva, and Bisping are all in the top 5 lololol
>>67602176
Were you watching MMA 10 years ago?
>>67602120
the flyweight division is good mighty mouse is just leagues above everyone
>>67602196
>bisping
delet. he's gonna be champ by the end of the year
>>67602173
True. McGregor can only beat manlets and Barberena regularly beats opponents far more athletic and skilled than he is.
>>67601732
Is that the fat cunt retard Mark Hunt?
>>67602235
Yep. It's pretty deep too. Having Sergio Pettis in your 10 spot isn't too shabby.
>>67602192
that's what he usually does
typically in the past his chin has held up at least enough to switch into bjj mode
>>67602257
if they were far more athletic AND skilled i don't think they would lose :^)
>>67602226
>jessica penne in wife tier
>no jinh yu frey or mackenzie dern
questionable tier list tbqhf@m
>>67602231
no, i dont watch it now either
>>67602355
is it just me or the brazilians are losing chin at an alarming rate.
>>67602246
Bisping is not even close to weidman who is a good chunk worse than rockhold I believe
>>67602404
Oh look, he's new to this """sport"""
>>67602449
This is true. Bisping doesn't have a path to victory against Weidman or Rockhold. He can't overwhelm them with volume or pressure.
>>67602463
i've unironically been watching since the mid 90s (for free)
probably as long as you've been alive :^)
>>67602485
He'd have to point box them for 5 rounds.
>>67602529
We've probably been watching for the same time then. My dad used to rent UFCs on VHS tape.
>>67602226
No Rose or Paige bad list
>>67602485
souza vs bisping next then?
>>67602226
who's the anime on the top left?
>>67602581
That actually sounds pretty hype but I doubt Bisping would agree to it
>>67602226
where is bunda cohea?
>>67602639
>>67602577
>>67602410
i guess i need an ironic list then.
>>67602226
Gabi Garcia
>>67602641
she looks like a fat vietnamese boy who just dodged a napalm strike
>>67602733
call in the air force-tier
>>67602748
kek, Netherland would've been proud.
>>67602703
The amount of qts missed was staggering
>>67602796
Who's the nerdy looking one?
>>67602752
>>67602796
>slipping an asian in there
nice try
>>67602853
>Look at that ground game Joe!
>>67602855
Madison would have dominated women's strawweight.
>>67602796
literally whos?
>>67602752
not into men
>>67602759
kek
>>67602855
>he doesn't like Angela Lee
>>67601454
You realize he's ATT, right? The same place that produced commie super soldier Romero. He's just smart about his cycles.
>>67602306
>/vg/ fag got rekt in csgo by hunt
>needs to spam every thread
not surprised famalam
>>67602950
literally would rather a rottweiler
>>67602950
>>67602996
had to see what /vg/ was, i thought /v/ was video games
i haven't played a video game this century
also fuck hunt
>>67602931
>Gina Carano
>not into men
>implying
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>67603007
what a brutal loss
>>67603097
He's a fag.
>>67602950
>not picking ham
>>67603143
absolutely sickening on multiple levels
>>67603143
fuck off weeb
>>67602950
looks like a dude
>watch ufc 198
>the state of werdum
christ
>>67603143
Trash
>>67603057
fuck you too
>>67602752
This is porn, right? I'm not just beating off to a yakuza's side pieces trying to kill each other in a parking lot.
>>67603143
a-are you serious?
>>67603131
>fag
for not liking men?
>>67603097
i literally would rather bang Betch. she has a nice back of the head.
WE WUZ KANGZ
Why do people always praise Stann? I thought he was godawful last night. It was like watching a commentator that was a minute behind on everything and offered no actual analysis, he was just repeating the type of shit that goldberg would be saying. I'm not a big fan of Rogan but I'd take him 10/10 times over Stann's retardation.
9 out of 10 times the ugly dykes win the fight against the qts.
Which fighter would you go to an amusement park with?
>>67603230
>>67603057
>being against the greatest entertainer in the heavyweight division
go get cucked by more samoans.
>>67603259
artem
>>67603224
no, she sucks. I just wanted to post a webm
>>67603259
that tryhard in the red shirt vs. joanna who wins?
>>67603006
Fucking dogs is fucking illegal, goof
>>67603259
whichever one will let me fist her on a rollercoaster
>>67603259
>knott's
>lol
>>67603351
maybe where you live
>>67592577
dutch kickboxing best kickboxing have a heavyier emphasis on boxing than muay thai.
Kicks obviously have a place in mma but they can't replace good boxing fundementals at the highest levels.
Werdum has never had great hands and conor simply got worked by diaz.
>>67603379
>ufc 200 is brought to you by Knotts, where it pays to be a kid.
>>67603419
>t. swede who picked werdum to rekt stipe
>>67603259
the dern
>>67603419
tell us about cruz' footwork senpai
>>67603461
lel
Are there any fighters with good boxing in mma
>>67603505
good choice, she's careful.
>>67603570
Allow me to enlighten you about Cruz.
He has MEME footwork.
Thank you
>>67603590
fronkie
>>67603594
100 percent
my second choice would be jeff btw
Why didn't we see the signs?
>>67603259
>>67603652
not really he just mixes it up well with his wrestling
>>67603419
>boxingswede is back
someone post the cruz picture
>>67603590
Conor McGregor
>>67603682
They were banned http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11676388/fabricio-werdum-s-happy-face-mask-banned-inside-the-stadium-for-ufc
>>67603682
they got banned.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11676388/fabricio-werdum-s-happy-face-mask-banned-inside-the-stadium-for-ufc
>>67603715
Best part is, that aint even me.
>>67603590
your boy gus
>>67603724
>>67603725
whoa...
>>67603722
fuck off
>>67603741
all swedes are the same
>>67603724
>>67603725
Why? Because they have advertising on them?
>>67603774
the fuck you gonna do bitchboi
>>67603794
terrorism threat
>>67603794
Because too many huehues with highly transmissible Zika where hiding their tiny heads behind them
>>67603813
love it when ppl post that webm pretending memegregor didn't end up BTFO handedly on an 11 day camp
>>67603701
he looked sharp against chad
>>67603813
jesus I cant believe that didn't turn Nate's light off
>>67603570
cruzes footwork is good defensively but he has very weak offence. he is pretty much always moving backwards or to the side so he is hard to hit and hard to hit hard but he lands like 3 power punches in a fight, so who gives a fuck. DILLASHAW WON.
>>67603813
At this moment I thought for sure Nate was going to lose after another two or three of those.
Diaz chins are just absolutely insane.
I have a bit of a dumb question
What's the science behind chin deletion?
What are the circumstances that cause chins to get deleted?
you just got booked to fight a Brazilian in Brazil, post walk out songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcD3L_OMgkg&index=15&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl2VfWprgqj_1HcW2hWR4RGr
>>67603813
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67603891
It was a short shot, but if memer doesn't punch himself out on Diaz' guard and prepares for him for more than 11 days, he takes the rematch easily.
>>67603919
Or as I like to call it, meme footwork
>>67603259
None of them, you weirdo
>>67603919
dillashaw could've won. it was 50/50 to be honest.
but i like dillashaw's style more, going for the finish like that is 10 times more appealing than jack slack's wet dream that is cruz
>>67603982
lol
>>67603934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
>>67603931
it's not the chin itself, there are tiny crystals in the inner ear, if they get shook and dislodged it makes you more prone to vertigo and in fighters cases, being ko'd
http://vestibular.org/understanding-vestibular-disorders/types-vestibular-disorders/benign-paroxysmal-positional-vertigo
>stipe "no personality" miocic is now the HW champ
>>67603997
Dillashaw is more interesting to watch, Cruz is a better person tho
Damian Maia will never be anything other than a boring grapplefucker. He'll never hold a title, he'll never be relevant.
>>67603259
those legs
>>67604010
Why is she still living in a studio apartment?
>>67604063
cruz is a smarmy asshole. but i can see why people like him
faber is the nicest bantamweight
>jacare crumbles vs elite strikers
>>67604057
>mandrama
>>67604098
Yeah I can see why ppl think cruz is smarmy, dillashaw always came off as a brat to me for some reason
>>67604027
Goddamn so it was crystals the whole time? Guess it goes to show Chakra alignment is the best way to prepare.
>>67604118
>matt brown is going to heem demian maia
all tripfags are casuals
>i-i-i-i-i-i-i was only doing it for le replies
>>67604057
Werdum's whole personality was based on his meme face
Say my name.
>Stipe has a TKO loss to Stefan Struve.
>>67604199
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
>>67604085
Angela Lee gets paid more than her now and only ching chongs watch Lee fight.
>Werdum is the greatest HW of all times
>His stand up is better than Stipe's
>He has very high fight IQ
>Werdum is natty
>>67604197
at least he had something other then >muh cleveland
At least Overeem has personality
>>67604151
because tj wants to be a role model
faber wants to be the all around chill and smile dude
and cruz hates both of them
it's a love triangle, which puts tj as one of the top3 bantamweights if he manages to defeat
assunçao
almeida is up there, lurking silently, no love
>>67604199
paige sluttin'
>>67604197
He created cock guy as well, so he's good for 2 memes
>>67604199
>tfw being a slut was in her genes
be honest lads, was Werdum on the gas?
>>67604163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccule
>Zuffa paying pro Cleveland sports teams to tweet about Steepay
>>67604324
Probably, I like Werdum but his body looked terrible.
>>67604336
If Lebron doesn't win this year he better just fucking kill himself. Literally a free ride to the finals and a healthy Love and Irving.
>7-1
>Anderson loses horribly, twice
>Barao loses horribly, twice
>Aldo loses in 13 seconds
>Werdum loses embarrassingly to steepay
JUST END IT ALL
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>>67604199
Jessa Rhodes.
>>67604370
>he promised to bring a title to Cleveland a few months after Stipe's pro debut
>Stipe brings back a title before him
>>67604370
He'll have to beat the RAPS first, nigga.
>>67604393
VAI UH MOOHER
>h-hey guys, I'm the number one contender...
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677662/phil-davis-vs-king-mo-lawal-full-fight-video-highlights-bellator-154
>>67604432
>raps beat cleveland
the memes would never end
>>67604244
>No love
>Almeida
Fans love Almeida, dude
He has never had a boring fight, always brings it, super wild and scrappy
Hard fighter not to like
>>67604516
it could be much worse
at least he didn't get knocked out in the 1st round by a nog bro
>>67604516
>Full fight highlights
>2 punches and a sloppy take down
Who are in your opinion the GOATS in every weight class?
>>67604346
I think it always looked like that though, pretty sure he looked the same vs Cain
>>67604599
claudia
ronda
dj
cruz
aldo
edgar
gsp
silva
jones
werdum
>>67604599
they is guud.
>>67604599
>Joanna
>DJ
>Miesha
>Cruz
>McGregor
>McGregor
>McGregor
>Anderson
>Jones
>who cares
>>67604599
>SW
>BW
too early to tell
>FLW
MM
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Aldo
>LW
RdA if he beats Alvarez and Khabib. Very tough one
>WW
GSP
>MW
Silva
>LHW
Bones
>HW
tough one.
>>67604542
you didn't get it
it was the cody garbrandt reference
nevermind dude
nobody hates almeida lol
>>67604542
no love is cody garbrandt's nickname you goof
>>67604599
Igor vovchanchyn
Jbj
Anderson
Gsp
Khabib
Aldo
Cruz
Mm
Gina
Esparza
![CigetG7WgAAAEe0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u2UvfCS.jpg "CigetG7WgAAAEe0[1].jpg")
>legit ref like Herb Dean
Oh my sides
daily reminder boxing and kickboxing is 100x better than watching MMA
>>67604753 <- cruz picture is here
>>67603919
>>67603419
>>67604085
How do you know it's a studio?
>all these aldo picks
13(THIRTEEN) SECONDS
>>67604805
alphas never take responsibility for their actions
>>67604599
Forgot to post my own
>FLW
MM
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Aldo
>LW
Frankie, tho this one doesnt have a clear GOAT
>WW
GSP
>MW
Silva
>LHW
Jones
>HW
Brock lol
>>67604337
never doubt the 8 ball
>>67572834
>>67573202
>>67604846
Which hue is the next got get BTFO? Will Cody heem Almeida?
What do you guys listen to while posting on /heem/? Papa Roach here.
>>67604919
dos anjos
the prophecy of the huelocaust has been foretold
We watching EFN in 30 bings or what ?
>>67604199
GORDO
post the webm of stipe koing werdum plox
>>67604960
yfw eddie alvarez brings the LW belt back to the US, further confirming our status as the GOAT MMA country
>>67604896
>that punch that established the rnc
literal pottery.I walk with this shit in a usb stick and show it to every person I know
>>67604997
Sounds spicy la, I didn't even realise it was on
>mfw someone thought Ronda could beat Cyborg near me
What in the name of fuck was Werdum thinking?
>>67605080
He thought he had Stipe rocked and he was trying to follow up
>>67605080
early stoppage tbqhwyf
>>67605024
nate is a ledge
conor goes for the uppercut, gets a big left right on the chin, doesn't even find his footing before nate is taunting
doesn't
>>67604932
Listening to Metric right now. I only knew Black Sheep (from Scott Pilgrim) and Help I'm Alive but the other day I put on their top ten spotify tracks and I've really gotten into them. The Shade is probably my favorite track.
>>67605210
After Nate beats connor a second time who should he fight? The loser of Rory vs Wonderboy? GSP?
>>67605332
It's "Conor"
>>67605332
>After Nate beats connor a second time
>>67605210
anybody have the archive link the ufc 196 gamethread when mcgoober gets shit on?
>>67605332
he should go back to lightweight and fight the loser of alvarez-dos anjos
