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Previous: >>67593039
schaub
Back up dude
what is schaub's iq
Schaub is God
Stipe Miocic was knocked out by Stefan Struve.
>>67594734
Damn, you are one ugly sun of a bitch OP
JUST
>>67594746
156
AND NEW
>>67594765
who did gus rob?
>Gus with a belt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67594776
He beat DJ's manlet ass for it during a commercial break
>>67594795
Nah, Gus can't beat american black guys.
DJ would put him to sleep in the first round.
Heavy weight matches are basically the person that hits the hardest wins.
God, this division is a fucking joke. Basically drunk boxing. I miss Heavy weight DC
>>67594757
HEEM
>be racist irl
>pretend to have the moral high ground
"It's hard to do jew-jitsu when you're getting punched." - Stipe 'Big Guy' Miocic
good job cumskins, you won one
im proud of you
its only a matter of time before conor is beaten for his belt by jose and sea level cain beats stipe in every way possible and wins the belt back
luke rockhold is the only legit white champion. the others are just counting down the days until they lose
CHUTE BOX
Dee Devlin
>>67594834
Tell that to Brown
>>67594843
Cain is going the way of Pettis. We are now in the age of Hapa
>>67594861
>welterweight punches
>>67594856
Does Conor stay faithful?
>>67594871
As long as he doesn't have to fight anyone decent.
>>67594843
relax goof
>>67594881
You just know they fucked later.
>>67594843
Luke Rockhold won't be champ for long.
>>67594892
He will beat the Weedman again and then Jacare again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaBHazWeu8
Thompson the Mozart of striking says Borg is the best female fighter
brazil got btfo hard
Werdum was never good, just relied on meme subs
>>67594897
>He will beat the Weedman again
>mfw
>>67594765
wait, who is the guy on the right?
HW is miocic
LHW is bones/DC
Middleweight is rockhold
Welterweight is Lawler
Lightweight is Dos Anus
Featherweight is McGroobs
Bantamweight is Cruz
Flyweight is DJ
So who the fuck is that
is Stipe Mioćić even a good fighter?
>>67594900
>Thompson the Mozart of striking
Nah he's better. He's the Bach of striking.
Chris Wiedman is a boring fighter, I seriously hope he gets memed on
>>67594913
He's pretty good. Probably won't hold the belt for that long though.
>>67594912
Is it Gus? Since when is he champ?
>>67594921
>he still thinks Jones beat Gus
>>67594913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7X_mRN2mRA
>>67594573
nice job, roo
>>67594913
>Is a heavy weight a good fighter
Kek
>>67594889
he could do better
anyway slavs confirmed for nigger tier strenght lel
>>67594940
You were saying?
>>67594952
Miochichi uses steroids.
congratulations croatia. we got 2 belts cmon europe we did it baby YEAH
>>67594881
You now remember Boyberena escaped Memelly Alves memeuillotine 30 seconds in then memed on him for the rest of the fight
based bam bam
sage is still my boy though
>>67594920
There are no other real contenders though.
Velasquez pulls his vagina every other month.
Arlovski and Overeem have perma glassjaw and would get heemed if they stepped to miocic. Bigfoot's chin is totally gone.
Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition/discipline
Rothwell started way too late in life. I don't see him being relevant against a guy who won golden gloves and was a NCAA champ. Rothwell is a monster but his technique doesn't look crisp. JDS showed how weak his technique was, standing up at least.
Werdum would get heemed in a rematch, he's old and just got his brains scrambled.
While we all like Fedor, face it, he's old as fuck too. He'd be like the others if he could be relevant at all: would wreck WHOs but not a real contender for the title.
Struve doesn't look championship level either. He might have beaten Miocic once, so that could be interesting, don't see him holding onto it.
All in all, I think with the current state of HW, we'll see him break the 2 defense streak. He's fairly young ( for a HW) and with a division that looks like garbage, I don't see him losing to anyone.
>>67594961
Stipe fights for the breeze of freedom flag tho
>>67594966
>Velasquez
>Overeem
>JDS
>Brock Lesnar
They would all beat Miocic quite easily
>>67594966
>Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/16/9159861/ufc-news-facebook-heavyweight-mark-hunt-switching-to-vegan-diet
>>67594965
B-But muh Pride grand prix!
>>67594955
>fedor
>great
>good
decent at best. gatekeeper/cancrusher tier.
the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful. fedor got wiped by bigfoot who was thoroughly smushed by DC. nickname should just be "the daniel cormier"
>>67594979
Cain would probably, same with JDS.
Brock and Reem get heem'd
>>67594979
Not to rain on your parade but literally 80% of /heem/ predicted mememan would win against miocic this fight. Seriously none of you faggots know shit about fighting desu
>>67594969
Just for that american dream money.
For true honour, he fights for europe.
we have 2 champs.
bisping up next.
>>67595007
Wow, good one. You really proved me wrong with concrete evidence and eloquent opinions.
>>67595016
He's right though, mmath and last fighteritis are very common on /heem/
Every single heavyweight is suspect right now
>>67595005
>the black fedor
it's just black fedor. there's no "the." or fedor emelianegro if you like, casual.
>>67595007
More like 65/35
Don't think anyone expected Werdummy to rush in like that though
>>67595012
You have no idea how much I would love Bisping to win a title, but it's just never going to happen at this point.
>>67595038
and no one has defended the belt for more than two bouts in the heavyweight division, and totally agreed btw mmath drives me nuts
>>67595005
>> Finished Arlovski, Hunt, Coleman, and UD on minotauro twice
He's finished three guys that ended up being UFC champions.
Dana White was obsessed with signing him. Say what you want, but in his prime, he was a monster, and people knew it.
>>67595016
Admit it, you thought werdum was going to win. You pride yourself on your daily browsing of /heem/ but you never seem able to pick the winner. You don't know shit about mma. Loving the primary school tier sarcasm though
>>67595005
>the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful.
>>67594785
Why does Gus have a belt?
>>67594979
Cain and Stipe would go to war, I'd give it to Cain though
Overeem's glass chin would be obliterated by Stipe
Stipe and Junior fought, wasn't an easy fight for Junior by any metric or standard
Brock would get hit by Stipe once then fucking go deer in the headlights and get stopped
Fedor vs Black Fedor
who wins?
>>67594979
oh, i disgree
for sure tho if you pulled my man schaub out of retirement he'd startch miocic in the 1st (first) round
>>67594979
>>Brock lesnar
stipe heems him in one minute or less
>>67595070
black fedor, shit i'd even give black beast the edge over feedor emilenkanco
Stipe is the youngest and most able-bodied heavyweight champion in a long time.
I don't see him losing in 5 round fights to anyone on the roster at the moment.
Only person who could give him trouble is Cain.
I think finally Heavyweight found its Jones/Silva/GSP
>>67595073
>>Brock lesnar
>> stipe heems him in one minute or less
>>inb4 "butt muh disease"
don't get into the cage if you aren't ready to fight.
Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage
I wish lesnar stuck around to get his head caved in a little more.
>>67595072
Schaub would honeydick Stipe with his Ace Ventura impressions that he does all the time, homeboy would make that fight a motherfucker
>>67595070
DC by KO first round.
>>67595086
Cain will straight fuck him up against the cage.
Predict Conor vs Floyd
>Boxing match
>MMA
Will Black Beast beat Nelson?
>>67595096
>Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage
pretty much hit the nail on the head. i bet that boy weighed 300 pounds on fight night. fuck the "hur he would have been even better with no intestine disease" coming from mandrama fags that drift over from /asp/
>>67595124
Nick is so fucking hideous, years of facial abuse
>>67595070
We talking today's fedor or fedor in his prime?
Prime, hands down fedor. No way DC's submission game works on a world champion sabmist.
>>inb4 NCAA wrestler
Submissions != wrestling. Lots of BJJ suck dick at wrestling.
Also fedor's hands > DC's hands.
So prime fedor > prime DC.
But today's fedor?
Ehh tough call. We don't really know how much fedor has deteriorated on his break. We'll have to see him against some Bellator or UFC talent to see where he's at.
I vote DC just because he's been active though. Also, he's younger.
I wouldn't see DC heeming fedor though, it would prolly go to decision.
Why aren't any top ranked heavyweights under 30 years old?
>>67595133
he's supposedly fighting Flabio maldonado
>>67595120
death by jab
death by inside leg kicks
>>67595129
Strong jaw, nice eyes, cute locks.
Dunno m8, nick is definitely the more attractive diaz brother. Sure he's beaten up, but he's definitely got some good genes.
>>inb4 fag
Also how do you even say that when you have that wildebeest of a man next to him?
If he beats Caraway will he no longer be a meme?
His virgin 0 loses is going to get raped once he ladder in LW.
>>67595136
it's hard to get technique when fights are determined mainly by chaos and cardio, so it takes a long career to get good.
>>67595120
Conor wins both, finish due to strikes
floyds a midget and conor has monkey arms
>>67595120
>Floyd wins via decision making Conor look like an amateur
>Conor wins via submission, probably RNC
>>67595124
hell yeah dude, Black Beast is Nelson 4 years ago, Roy can't pull the trigger anymore. He's been looking good man i see him being in the top 7 by 2017. He is literally HEEM incarnate finishes all fights by ko's in UFC plus his meme game strong as well, current HW prospect
>>67595148
you mean BW
and the ufc has rarely let a 0 go un-diddled. alves got lucky, the average ufc fighter has a losing record in the ufc, and enters the ufc with a winning record.
so many poor trapped undefeated children that need the correction that the ufc can give them. including the khazak that might mouse could be fed
>I run boxing.
What did Conor mean by this?
>>67595142
Maldonado has literally no notable wins over anybody worth mentioning.
He's been heemed by Miocic and Texiera, though.
Hopefully fedor doesn't fuck up and gets this quick win in, then moves on to real fights.fights.
>the year of our Lord 2016
>a gatekeeper is the HW champ
kek
>>67595154
So cardio plays a bigger role the heavier the weight division?
Just curious, do you fight/compete in MMA or any other combat sport?
You now remember Ronda Rousey
>>67595184
A gatekeeper to what? The top 2?
>>67595186
I can't wait for her episode of "Where Are They Now?" to air on VH1.
this is still on the Wikipedia page and no one has corrected it, will Irelel ever recover?
>>67595155
>>Boxing match with boxing gloves? Mayweather.
>>Bare knuckle boxing match?
McGregor. Groobs got those heavy hands at 145
>>MMA match?
McGregor
>>67594914
wew lad
>>67595197
kek
I doubted you anon, i thought you were trolling.
Its real. Check it out before the faggots at wikipedia change it back.
>>67595191
He's fucking terrible lmao. He got BTFO by Stefan "I feint due to warm up" Struve
>>67595212
>>67595197
confirmed
>>67595216
>a fighter can't get better in 4 years
YOU ARE SIMPLY AWARE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFajh0CJjFn/
Why is leslie smith so salty the ref literally saved her life
>>67595219
I'd slap the dog shit out of cock guy
>>67595219
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67595219
looks like my hairline 5 years ago
i'm bald now
>>67594915
I really enjoy his style. I wonder if this will have a lasting effect on MMA.
Will the side stance be utilized more? Or is his success largely due the fact that nobody is training with karate fighter? And is it only a matter of time before people figure out how to stop him, possibly by chopping his lead leg with leg kicks, and taking that power away?
I want to see him fight RDA in a catchweight fight or someone with a very strong MT background. Is there anyone in welterweight with devastating leg kicks?
cyborg vs holm is the big women fight to make yes???
I wonder what will happen when Ronda comes back and gets BTFO in a rematch with Holm. She'll probably retire and never get another movie deal.
>>67594765
C R O A T I A
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>>67595221
>a legit ref like Herb Dean
>>67595247
You gotta put her against tate first.
They should just do catchweight fights and throw enough money at tate/ronda/holm to make them STFU and take it.
Cyborg walks around at 180. Thats a serious fucking weight cut.
>>67595253
She'll gain 60 lbs of fat and be on another failed reboot of American Gladiators.
>>67595262
Tate is a tune up fight for cyborg
>>67595262
Cyborg/Holm catchweight is the fight to make
>getting heemed by a firefighter who is a part time fighter
the state of brazil post-USADA
>>67595253
I know its mainstream to hate her, but she does seem like a bit of a brat.
At first I bought into the ronda hype, she seemd cute, nerdy, she liked MMOs and pokemon. I was a judoka in my younger years and I was like "yeah, judo whooo"
Then I fucking saw her lose it after she lost. It was honeslty so cringe to see her on social media doing interviews.
I don't hate her, but she's kind of hard to watch.
>>67595283
I don't know if you ever leave your neet-cave and talk to people not on the autism spectrum, but Ronda is relatively adored for the most part by normies.
>>67595276
Youth + Athleticism was the biggest factor. When you get old you become weaker and slower. More brain damage = weaker chin.
Sorry to tell you that the kung fu movies you watched as a kid are a lie. The old grandmaster can't beat up the big buff roided out monkeys.
>>67595289
She did lose a lot of sympathy though after her tough girl attitude against Holly
>>67595289
I meant mainstream to hate her as MMA fans. On all the sites, 4chan, queerdit, youtube, twitter, there was hate.
Most people threw her under the bus after losing. That memekick knockout was like the top comment on every one of those websites the week after she lost.
>>67595292
I think you'd be surprised
>>67595243
>Is there anyone in welterweight with devastating leg kicks?
Thiago Alves? But hes shit these days. A shame too he was my boy.
>>67595268
tate was a tune up for holm also
>>67595264
literally just choked on my chicken McNuggets reading this
>>67595292
>Stipe, a 33 year old man, is the youngest fighter in the Heavyweight division
>>67595276
Its funny. They like to play up the fact that fighters served in the military and say they are heros for protecting muh freedoms. But Stipe is also a legit fucking hero as a firefighter.
>>67595070
Prime and even early post-prime FE would have wrecked DC and it's not even debatable.
If it's DC vs today's Fedor then it isn't even relevant because Fedor has been old and retired for years with the exception of one spectacle money fight against a kickboxer. Obviously DC would win today, but so would many guys who he would have mopped in his glory days.
Fucking footwork Werdum, don't fucking forget it.
Still my absolute madman tbqh famalam.
Fucking meme division.
Why is Joe Rogan pink?
>>67595305
Within reason. Yeah a trained 50-60 year old dude could knockout an untrained 20-30 year old if he's not completely out of shape
But look how slow Royce and Shamrock were in that bellator fight. They wouldn't stand a chance against who-tier fighters in the UFC today.
Againg sucks, man.
>>67595322
Struve though
How you want your title defenses, familia?
>>67595322
Struve is 28
Just went one year into the future. here's the champs
HW: travis hapa browne
LHW: cormier
MW: bisping
WW: lawler (3 controlversial split decisions)
LW: goobs
FW: goobs
BW: faber
FW: horiguchi
fuckin weird man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgZJ-6QtiQ
MMA Digestive System update
>>67595322
Johnny "i will literally kill for a rock" Bones pls save us from this retirement home
>>67595346
>HW: travis hapa browne
Ha! No.
>LHW: cormier
possible
>MW: bisping
Unlikely but not impossible.
>WW: lawler (3 controlversial split decisions)
Possible
>LW: goobs
unlikely but possible
>FW: goobs
Possible
>BW: faber
Unlikely but possible
>FW: horiguchi
Unlikely but possible
We can all agree
1. Mighty Mouse is #1 P4P
2. Jones has no business at heavyweight and would get rekt
>>67595327
fedor would have been flipped through the air and uppercutted on the way down if DC fought in pride. he is several powers up from fedor easily. stop kidding yourself
>>67595346
only one you got right was lawler
>>67595334
This.
Like Ken is not a good professional athlete anymore. But I would still hate to meet him in a dark alley somewhere.
>>67595346
Actually it's this on January 1, 2017
HW: Cain
LHW: DC
MW: Weidman
WW: Wonderboy
LW: Khabib
FW: Frankie
BW: Cruz
FLW: Mighty Mouse
WBW: Holly
WSW: Joanna
>>67595346
>>cormier
Nah. Jones is younger, counters his wrestling, has a better reach.
I think DC loses to jones by decision. My heart says DC, but my brain knows Jones will win.
The guy to take down Jones is going to be someone with top tier striking (I'm talking k-1 level shit) and just enough range to close the distance.
>>67595360
anythings possible at heavyweight where elbows to the back of the head are allowed
>>67595221
They should have stopped it before Leslie stepped in the cage. Even in her promos and the weigh ins she looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Watching her work outs I was thinking "this chick can't be serious".
I really want to know what Leslie thinks would have happened if the ref gave Cyborg another 30 seconds on her. Does she know the reality that she was going to keep eating shots to the face until her she was a puddle of meat and bones and she wanted that? Or does she think she was going to rally after being rocked off her feet with freaking Cyborg all over her throwing bombs into her skull?
I'm tired of this semen slurping """"sport""""
Top fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp3wV0eA9Fw
>>67595378
>he fell for the k-1 striking meme
>>67595378
m8 the correct term is GLORY tier striking now
>>67595378
no. fight went fairly evenly until jon tried to push kick cormiers knee which he countered with a superman punch putting bones to the mat followed by gnp. not joking.
>We'll never see Jacare vs Romero
>>67595129
he was handsome as fuck, it's all the scar tissue in the brow ridge that has fucked his shit up
>>67595377
>>HW: Cain
Cain is finished. Injury and injury. He's not touching that belt again.
>>LHW: DC
Nah. I think Jones wins decision.
>>MW: Weidman
Not impossible
>>WW: Wonderboy
no doubt
>>LW: Khabib
possible
>>FW: Frankie
Nah. If aldo doesn't dust him, Mcgroober will. The only reason diaz even got him to the ground was that mcgregor couldn't deal with that range. Frankie wont be able to touch mcgregor
>>67594966
Quality camp Hunto would destroy Stipe.
>>67595387
>le cyborg is destroyer of all LOL stop her.. stop her FAST
fuck off. given even 5 secs extra and the positioning we could have seen cyborg getting her knee bent the wrong way by leslie. early stoppages are early stoppages
>>67595393
>>"durability"
So basically the matchup was based off of her ability to take punches to the head?
reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer boxes because of the fat in his head
>>67595259
O H I O
H
I
O
b-but seriously, can we count this as a championship for the city, the Dudes a blue blood Clevelander
>>67595377
HW: Bones
LHW: Bones
MW: Spider
WW: Wonderbread
LW: Khabib
FW: Mcgoober
FLW: Mighty Mouse
WBW: Holly
WSW: No One Cares
>>67595463
Stopped reading at Spider
>>67595422
stipe fucking exposed hunt, m8. mark wants no part of that fight and he knows it.
>>67595463
This is a make a wish list right?
>Running chin high vs Miocic
Is Werdum dumb ?
>about what they were doing to relax after the fights. "To relax after fight I like to make love" said Gadelha
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/05/gadelha-chuta-o-balde-pra-relaxar-apos-lutas-gosto-de-fazer-amor.html
article theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uh-KYzw6-w&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl2VfWprgqj_1HcW2hWR4RGr&index=29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emYC3T6YBe8
anyone catch the blog boys prelims? wild standing heem.
Here is who the champions will be 1 year from now realistically
HW: Cain
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Lawler
LW: Khabib
FW: Edgar
BW: Cruz
Who cares about the rest
>>67595467
Yup.
Silva is washed up.
Heemed by weidman. Broke his leg on him.
Looked like shit against bisping.
And now he's got to go through surgery.
He should just try to get one more win under his belt and call it quits.
So can we all admit that Joe Rogan is a horrible colour commentator and that Stann showed him up thoroughly tonight?
>>67595414
...
>>67595481
Not sure if you've realized by now that the film Planet of the Apes was based on a directors 3 month visit to Brazil.
get out my face fo' i heem you, bro.
>>67595499
>>So can we all admit that Joe Rogan is a horrible colour commentator and that Stann showed him up thoroughly tonight?
What is this regarding? But yeah joe rogan sucks.
I
>>67595483
>you'll never hear her manly moans of ecstasy
>>67595428
>given even 5 secs extra and the positioning we could have seen cyborg getting her knee bent the wrong
What fight were you watching?
>>67595510
literally just gagged reading this
i sincerely hope you're trolling, for your sake
>>67595499
Robin Black is Rogan 2.0
Rogan needs to go.
Goldberg needs to go.
Bring in Stann and Black
>>67595496
>>67595463
>>67595377
can't wait til the khabib meme dies. hope he gets heemed then gets a career ending injury.
>>67595510
she only has a 5 inch dick
If Wanderlei Silva can learn English the other Brazilians have no exuse.
#PORRA
>>67595522
I can't stand his lisp or his cocaine intensity
>>67595520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJ-xKg6Pm0
early stoppage is early stoppage
if you step into the cage, you're putting winning before your health
you believe anything less than that, you don't belong in there
thats why early stoppages are stupid
>>67595522
frank mir is better than both
>>67595528
be careful
>>67595531
Why would they need an excuse?
They have every right to speak their own language
>>67595497
He was fine vs. Bisping.
People get surgery all the time and his leg isn't broken anymore.
My boy Silva getting that belt one more time, baleeb dat.
>>67595537
I agree. I wish the UFC would lift their commentary ban on him.
>>67595539
can someone link me the source of this meme
So how'd you pick /heem/?
Belfort and Alves were my only botches tonight.
>>67595539
no you be careful with your fucking glass knees
>>67595146
>nick is definitely the more attractive diaz brother
>>67595544
https://twitter.com/teamkhabib/status/722230850633510912
>>67595542
Bisping was completley dominating up until that cheapshot.
He was trying to get his mouth guard in and Silva goes in for the flying knee.
>>67595550
>>67594857
CAREER
>>67595550
Nah. Nick is my husbandoo
>>67595556
>implying Andy vs Bisping wasnt a horrible decision and doesn't illustrate the problems with the 10 point must system
>>67595545
I knew in my heart who would win, but I rooted for my boys anyway.
Was disappointed.
Predict the 5th fight on the UFC 200 Main Card
>Joe Rogan vs CM Punk
>>67595544
be careful /heem/
>>67595370
Yeah I remember the last time Fedor got flipped through the air in Pride.
>>67595586
Rogan would win, it'd be glorious.
>>67595243
Rory has the best chance out of anyone, Thompson trained at Tristar so they know him, they're bringing in Raymond Daniels and other memers to train with Rory.
Rory is actually well rounded enough to disrupt his striking by threatening the takedown.
If Rory doesnt beat him no one can except maybe Maia.
>>67595586
the secret 5th fight is hendricks and kelvin miss weight and so fight at middleweight
>>67595595
Once Blood Orc shuts up Woodley, he'll be coming for the winner of Rory - Wonderboy, and he can beat either of them pretty easily imo. Condito could get a rematch before then though, who knows.
>>67595579
I just think Silva is an unethical fighter. Steroids, cheapshots, blatantly disrespects fighters.
His antics aren't even cute anymore. He literally does the same thing every fight. Pretends to get knocked out, and sits his ass on the cage.
All he does is counter punch too. He struggles to properly fight against fighters that don't push forward.
>>67595595
Carlos beats him with clinch and elbows.
>>67595370
Fedor in his day was basically DC with submission skills and less slams
>>67595579
im not implying it I am saying thats exactly the case.
>>67595591
you can even be jon jones, you're still getting thrown into the air
>>67595006
>Brock and Reem get heem'd
No lol. Overeem is a man on a mission, and that belt will be his before the year is up. Stipe is just a placeholder for the Cain and Overeem.
>be Mickey Gall
>call out CM Punk
>get UFC contract
>accomplish your dream of winning a UFC fight
>feeling on top of the world
>waiting to fight CM Punk
>4 months go by
>under contract so can't fight elsewhere and make money
>literally starving
>CM Punk gets back surgery
>fight postponed 3 more months
>wake me up inside
>>67595591
would dc be on prideroids too?
>>67595642
he was offered anothee fight and he declined. right choice imo
>>67595637
>is karate a meme
just watch lyoto vs weidman
rory is just as well rounded and long as wediman so wondermeme is a walk in the park for him. easy decision, finish if he wishes so.
>>67595595
I want to see Diaz vs Wonderboy.
Diaz is a severely underrated fighter. Top tier grappling, and boxing second to none in his division.
Seeing how his brother dominated conor who does take a more karate/TKD-esque stance I want to see a similar matchup at 170
Nick Diaz is more of a middleweight but god damn I want to see him versus wonderboy.
I want to know for a fact: is karate a meme? Or did mister miyagi have it right all along?
>>67595640
reem can't hide his jaw forever
>>67595664
It would look like Thomson vs Nate
>>67595665
>>reem can't hide his jaw forever
>>67595664
>Seeing how his brother dominated conor who does take a more karate/TKD-esque stance I want to see a similar matchup at 170
Stephen Thompson is not 5'8. It's not similar. Diaz wouldn't land a single punch before getting knocked out.
He'd never accept the fight unless it was for the title.
>>67595652
>would dc be on prideroids too?
He smashed everyone else on prideroids so either way really.
>>67595672
Fuck you for making me check if that fight existed
>>67595665
he can. he's proving to be the chinlet that learned
>>67595677
>trust me breh i know EVERYTHING
What's your problem?
Been pulling this shit all thread
>>67595664
That does sound like a fun fight but Conor is not a Wonderboy level striker. Hard to imagine Thompson being that affected by trash talk either.
>>67595691
he's proved to have no chin
>>67595681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-fKQrWpcW0
I thought he meant Thompson as in wonderboy, but its Josh Thopmson vs NATE diaz.
Confused the fuck out of me.
But god damn, that head kick.
>>67595708
Oh right, I feel retarded now. Josh didn't even enter my mind.
>>67595711
You're a fucking casual.
>>67595697
he is, he's just smaller.
>>67595705
Doesn't need to have a chin if he doesn't get hit.
>>67595664
Would look like Diaz vs Silva. But yeah is probably the best matchup for Nick if they are serious about giving him a title shot.
Let's talk Bryan Barberena for a second. His style is not pretty, but he's certainly effective. He looks like the sort of fighter that few people would actively look to fight, he's got a great chin, doesn't crumble under pressure and has good striking and smothering wrestling.
What are your thoughts on Bryan 'The Prospect Killer' Barberena?
>>67595697
Yes but also keep in mind Nick diaz is arguably a better fighter than Nate diaz in his respective weight division. He definitely has a better record.
His last fight was a NC ("GOAT" was on steroids), the fight before that GSP was on also on roids and also missed weight.
So really his only real loss in the past 8 years was to condit by DECISION. And that GSP "loss" was also by decision.
Diaz trains with professional boxers and has actually one professional boxing match ( and won it) on his record.
Diaz is also a finisher. 21/26 wins by KO or Submission. Keep in mind this is the guy that KO'd lawler.
One problem is that he hasn't been as active in recent years and also 1.5 years off since he was suspended.
Also he's getting old.
If only he remained more active and wasn't supsended, they could've had a great wonderoboy diaz fight a year or two ago.
I'd still like to see that fight though. Make it so, dana.
>>67595764
I like that he mocked northcuck.
I dislike show offy flips and acrobatics. Wonderoby and Holm are also pushing it too.
This is a fucking fight, not gymnastics class, act like it.
What is it about religious karate nuts and acrobatics?
>>67595764
I'm watching his fight right now. I like the guy, but I feel he'll get a fighter on another level than him and he'll likely lose. But he'll get wins on this level for now.
you now remember the "iron chin" mcgoob meme
>>67595790
Yeah he's definitely nothing too special, future fringe top 15 at best imo
I do quite like the guy though
Any memes make it out of UFC 198?
>>67595765
>the fight before that GSP was on also on roids and also missed weight.
Wait, because Nick Diaz said so?
>And that GSP "loss" was also by decision.
Dude he got completely torn apart.
>>67595840
Handsy BR weigh-in girl was way too touchy with Demian Maia
>>67595862
post webm
>>67595125
On top of that this guy without a doubt used steroids. The WWE has 40-60 year olds with 30 year old arnie bodies.
Give miocic 5 years of steroids against "prime" lesnar, see how fast Lesnar loses his teeth
>>67595872
Wasn't Maia now that I look at it, I'll find it and make one
Damn, so on rewatch it looks like Werdum thought Stipe was hurt (he slipped) so he pursued and got caught. That at least makes some sense.
>>67595890
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Good morning /heem/. Happy 6:30 AM. Did you have a great night's sleep? It feels good to be sober.
I seriously hope you didn't pick funny face man to win.
>>67595764
He is a terrible matchup for up-and-comers and should be used as a top 15 gatekeeper (as he was tonight), and not a prospect's second fight (Sage). That being said, on paper Warrley had an impressive resume and should have handily beat him
>>67595764
He could be a good journeyman. Hard not to like at this point. His fights are fun because he's not afraid to get hurt. As far as being a real contender, besides the skill gap, he would gas to death in a 5 rounder. Somebody with good cardio will probably knock him down a peg soon.
>>67594734
when will we fix brain damage with science, /heem/?
its a shame to lose so many great fighters to that bullshit
>>67595908
>waking up at 6 on a day off to shitpost on heem
>>67595933
>day off
>>67595921
Is he trolling? Seems like he would have an instinct for who wins.
I literally called every one of those fights and I'm a retarded half-baked mma/BJJ casual that knows nothing diddly about UFC caliber fighting.
He's got to be trolling.
>>67595890
Her brother being a pedo was probably the reason for her life going from happy straight-A cheerleader, to bullied outcast. During the interview with Ariel she deflected the questions pertaining to the singular event that caused all of her high school grief and constant moving, and his arrest fits that timeline.
>>67595933
>pissing away your sunday by being up drunk all night
![sergio-moraes-luan-chagas-ufc-1981[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OGP8L48.jpg "sergio-moraes-luan-chagas-ufc-1981[1]")
This Chagas guy looked like an absolute murderer in that first round, in particular his accuracy and footwork seemed really impressive.
Can't wait to see him with a full camp.
>>67595951
>thinking I'm drunk
are you some kind of recovering alcoholic?
>>67595891
in the mean time....
>>67595961
>staying up all night
what's it like being 12? did you enjoy the fights?
>>67595941
>tfw I went 5/12 on the night, 2/5 on the main card
A-a-am I a JBJ-caliber fighter then ?
>>67595970
>staying up all night
It's fucking 3:30, dipshit.
Werdum was pulling guard, the ref is uneducated in BJJ and stopped it too early.
>>67595890
>lucking out and having your older brother being only interested in boys so as to avoid being molested by him
>>67595764
Honestly after tonight he looks like a solid top 15 gate keeper.
Match up after a prospect has a few fights to see if they are ready for the big boys
>>67595941
He is making a USADA joke.
>>67595847
idk about weight but gsp was on roids famalamia
>>67595993
>>67595963
>crazy eyes
she looks like the type of girl I wouldn't be able to handle.
>>67595764
B A M
A
M
Good fighter, although I think he should move down to LW as he will be outsized in WW although his 2 biggest wins come at that weight.
>>67595994
Lol pulling guard while face down on the floor
>>67595993
it seems like her eyes are always wide open
>a wrestler and a kickboxer
What was Buffer thinking when he said that?
>>67596019
He looks like a flaming homo in that pic
>>67596032
Pretty sure they just read out what the fighter puts in the box, that's why Jones is a whoop-see-do fighter aparrently
>>67596031
30 for 30: How I Went Broke
>literally going to a bar with your 'emotional support dog'
what a fucking autist
Is there a better feeling than making fun of hues when they get BTFO?
>>67596054
>what kinda cut you want pham?
>>67596032
>>67596044
TJ had "Monkey Style Fighter" as his description not long ago
>>67596056
Making fun of the entire heavyweight """division""" is a lot of fun
cant find maia vs brown online
how did that fight go lads
>>67596100
Maia backpacked him for 3 rounds before getting the RNC late on
>>67596054
will she ever grow the hair back? To be fair women who willingly shave their head are hyper aware of how aesthetic their facial features are
>>67596070
Heavyweight is great, just wish the division was deeper.
>>67596100
What the Brit said except there was this one weird moment where Brown seemed to have stunned him bad during a TD attempt and Maia was sitting there on the ground for about two seconds before Brown said fuck it and went in for the GNP
Overeem will be champ by the end of the year
screencap this
>>67596120
The punch wasnt that big and Maia has a decent chin. I think Maia was playing possum.
>>67596120
Nah, Maia does that often. If he's tired, he'll just drop, lay there, and try to lure the other guy in.
>>67596112
A heavyweight champ has never defended more than twice. It's not a real division.
>>67596100
also dirty hues bonked him on the head three times during his walk out and he ended up taking a swing at one of them
>>67596125
The belt changes hands more often than your mom's busted puss. Not a very ballsy prediction.
>>67596125
Damn well possible
Pretty hyped for a Miocic - Reem desu
>>67596138
the first champ that defends atleast 3 times is the GOAT
>>67596125
>wanting us to screencap obvious things
Econoreem has top tier tactics now he'll just evade bombs and left hook KO him in the second
>>67596125
Consider you'reself capped
>>67596138
>A heavyweight champ has never defended more than twice
Stipe awkwardly sticks his butt against the cage to judge distance. Werdum, thinking he's hurt, rushes in for the kill with his hands down and gets put to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZQzZCiHeg
Unseen footage from last night
>>67594746
120-ish
>>67596187
he got caught with the same shot twice
>>67594941
She's no Kinsey Schofield.
>>67596178
He said a champion, not a meme can crusher in a rigged Japanese league.
>>67596176
What's wrong with your screen m8
Is it supposed to be a dank joke?
>>67596211
Second one was on the chin
>>67596218
The fights against cans weren't title defences though.
>>67596187
hw division is such a joke
>>67594746
a 100%
>>67596221
He's just making sure us Australians can download it in less than two hours and without blowing our data cap
>>67596229
yeah, the first one was king of just under the eye but surely it should have been enough for Werdum to realise that chasing Stipe wasn't the smartest idea.
Predict the champs of each division this time next year family
>WSW
Rose
>FLW
MM
>WBW
Honda
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Frankie
>LW
Khabib
>WW
Rory
>MW
Jacare
>LHW
Jones
>HW
Overeem
>>67596274
>khabib
being careful, good.
>>67596033
>looks like
>>67596054
JUST
How would Stipe do against Jones?
Not sure if you noticed but during Cyborg's walkout the stat box said that she was the former Invicta champion.
They clearly thought she was going to try and be making 135 from now on, fuggen lel.
>>67596187
>clock is 2:16 when werheem hits the ground
>stipe is a clevelander
>216 is a cleveland area code
>a documentary about clevelands sports failures named believeland aired that night
Illuminati?
>>67596266
I really think the awkward butt thing lured him into chasing.
>>67596302
see, touch butt is not a meme guys
Werdum looked like a big Baba chasing Stipe like a moron like that
Joe Rogan knew that he would have to climb up in that cage to interview Cyborg after her easy win against Leslie, so he decided that he won't fly to Brazil for 198. Joe doesnt want to be in the octagon with Cyborg. I'd love to see Cyborg smack his face for that stupid degrading penis jokes.
>>67596327
>Implying she wouldn't have kissed him à la Tonya
I would have died laughing I think desu
>>67596327
He was busy with his """comedy""".
>Cormier and a former girlfriend had one daughter who died in a car accident
Did jones ever poke at this? or is my brain scrambled with the bethe/rondas dad shit and you pieces of shit probably poking fun at it?
rooting hard for DC in this rematch. he's got moxy having defended the title twice already from someone who almost beat jones and one who very well could.
>>67596363
nah Jones never mentioned it, pretty sure that he would never do so either.
>>67596363
>Ronda's dad
Did you know that Ronda's dad had a rare disease that would have turned him into a vegetable and didn't just kill himself because he had that harpy for a wife like most of us thought?
WTF was that for a gameplan from Werdum?
Only good thing is that we will have our second Dutch champ very soon, because Overeem wil knock Miocic the fuck out very easily. I mean this is the same guy who got schooled by Struve.
>>67596274
>WSW
Rose
>FLW
MM
>WBW
Tate
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Holloway
>LW
Khabib
>WW
Rory
>MW
Rockhold
>LHW
Rumble
>HW
Stipe
>>67596363
>>67596394
He didn't mention that, yet.
is struve goat now that stipe is champ?
>>67595840
>i'm the world champ!
>>67596274
>WSW
Claudia
>FLW
MM
>WBW
Cyborg if she can go down, Miesha otherwise
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Holloway
>LW
Khabib
>WW
Maia
>MW
Jacare
>LHW
JBJ
>HW
Nigganou
>tfw Werdum got Aldo'd
>WSW
Joanna
>FLW
MM
>WBW
Pig Rosey
>BW
Dillashaw
>FW
McGregor
>LW
Ferguson
>WW
Lawler
>MW
Weidman
>LHW
Jones
>HW
Velasquez
Jon Bones Jones @JonnyBones 37m minutes ago
@dc_mma couldn't protect his own daughter. How's he gonna protect that belt?
>>67595197
not bad
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/why-australian-dudebros-use-canadian-ski-towns-as-a-never-ending-bachelor-party
I am sorry canada
>>67596536
dc would literally split in his face
Already deleted
>>67596363
Pat Cummins mentioned it.
>>67596614
>its a boxswede tries to predict a mma fight episode
l-m-a-o
if you picked werdum you should punch yourself in the face
>>67596363
Jones probably never poked fun at it because he had a sister die of brain cancer.
>>67596536
>yfw dc sees jj as the coked up driver who crashed into his girlfriend and killed her daughter
>punished dc has no more smiles for jones
>walks to the cage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhPlb7dOjU
>retains the title by tko
i would die happy
>>67596589
typical scumbag jones
>>67596589
it's about time he made fun of him for that, i've been doing it on here for years
>>67596589
wow what a complete shithead
>>67596654
Werdum had more ways to win.
>>67596589
Are you fucking kidding me? God, I can't wait until he gets put to sleep.
>>67596589
is this real?
>j-jon went too far
fucking cucks, freedom hating statist moralfags
>le meme face man is the greatest heavyweight of all time
tip top kek
>>67596812
yes
>>67596589
JONES HAS TRANSCENDED
bawahahaha thank you stipe
>>67596887
Imagine how many of those Werdum Face masks were chucked into the rubbish receptacles on the way out...
>>67596922
Someone posted a pic of a trashbin full of them at the stadium last night.
>>67595197
noice
>>67596589
is this real??? what a dick
>>67596603
seriously? pat was my boy.. wtf?
>>67596887
HE MADE THE FACE!!
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67596986
That was before the card tho, just after it was announced they were not allowed into the stadium
>>67597012
Pat got into the UFC by trying to sell a wolf ticket against DC, he got beat the fuck up afterwards.
How can you not know that
>aldo runs forward swinging, gets knocked out by McGregor
>werdum runs forward swinging, gets knocked out by Miocic
are BRs this dumb
You are given 1 year to manage and train one of these contenders/prospects to beat Joanna Jedrzejczyk, at which point they will fuck your brains out (but only if they win).
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
Note: Claudia is easy mode, and coincidentally the least qt of this bunch
>>67597101
Muh waifu
>>67596589
I refuse to believe he wrote something that low
Ronda Rousey-esque in his boxing is Fabricio Werdum
>>67597099
USADA took away their brain pills
>>67597101
top row, middle one
AAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>67597060
i'm well aware of that but never heard that he mentioned DC having a daughter died. I thought he just said he beat him up in sparring or wrestled him in college til he cried or some bllshit like that
>>67594914
DELETE THIS
What's your funny face?
>>67596589
that's not real
>>67597101
Hard to make a choice between Karolina and Angela Lee. Karolina has the technique and volume to keep up with Joanna, Lee needs to work hard on her striking, but her BJJ is very good.
Always hilarious how when the next big thing loses suddenly everyone shits on him lol
>t-trust me guiz i never liked or picked Werdum
>>67597532
>Karolina has the technique and volume to keep up with Joanna
>>67594914
hues will never move forward after this
double entendre
>>67596589
You can't talk shit about a little girl, even less a dead one. If it's true, I hope Cormier literally kills him.
>>67597533
>Anyone taking a heavyweight seriously
>>67597101
Jinh Yu isn't 115 is she? Thought she was 105...
Grasso would be a strong bet with that high volume boxing, but goddamn she's an injury magnet (Female Cain levels)
Angela Lee is still a bit too raw
MacKenzie Dern is 125 right? Big girl.
Is that Anna Elmose? She is a bit of a pudgy 135er, but don't think she can make 115.
KK's game plays right into JJ's game, and I favour JJ there
Rose might be the strongest non-Claudia contender...
Cassie would crush JJ in a round
>>67597593
and shes QT AS FUCK, muh smirkfu
>>67597533
I unironically picked Stipe before the fight.
Mcgoobz is looking small
>>67597533
It's usually just bants
>>67597101
I would take my chances on Jinh Yu Frey because even after I would make her come up in weight to fight joanna, i would likely still end up raping her after she lost
>>67597533
What miffs me about MMA, especially in recent times, is how inconsistent or downright skill regressive some fighters seem to be.
Werdum looks sharp as a sharp knife on his way to the title, beats Cain in a high volume slugger... then looks sloppy and as if he was really forcing everything against Miocic.
Then there's Hendricks...
Then there's Pettis...
>>67597743
>Werdum looks sharp as a sharp knife on his way to the title, beats Cain in a high volume slugger... then looks sloppy and as if he was really forcing everything against Miocic.
>Then there's Hendricks...
>Then there's Pettis...
U S A D A
S
A
D
A
>>67597533
We still like le meme face man, he just lost in brutal and foolhardy fashion
>>67597697
but why?
>>67597743
>Then there's Hendricks
Developed a good kickboxing base, beat the current WW champ 2x, beat GSP, lost to somebody with the best kickboxing in the division
>Then there's Pettis
Fought the same way his whole career and never fixed his holes
>>67597743
Well going by his body he was clearly USADA'd and Stipe is a better striker than Cain
I'm just glad all the fags who said that USADA would make the fights worse are getting btfo by this magical era of change and great fights we're experiencing
>>67597697
Doesn't look that different
R8 the next card out of 10
>>67597858
Goddamn Almedia please please PLEASE win
Live by the split decision, die by the split decision.
>>67597858
comfy/10
>>67597858
honest 5/10
>>67597858
3/10 for casuals
6/10 for FIGHTFANS
>>67596693
i'd tear up
kind of want jones to bring it up now. we already know he's a psychopath
>>67597858
Name power
1/10
Fight quality
6/10
>>67597858
Oh and by the way, muh boy Ferreira's off the card for violating USADA's precious rules.
http://www.ufc.com/news/Ufc-statement-on-diego-ferreira?id=
Just watched van Soest Glory fight and that was not great. A nice knockdown in the 1st round and that's about it. Against an 18yo
Nice meme kick attempt by Hasshass btw
>>67597858
spicy/10
>>67597887
dat gyno
I noticed that all fighters with gyno are all black, I wonder wy
>>67597858
sterling on fight pass? the fuck? he's star material
>>67597950
>SMA
The 80s are calling, they want their combat sports back.
>>67597858
This will likely be McMann's retirement fight after she once again fights under her ability and gets decisioned by a pothead
>>67597858
6.5/10. I'm curious to see Barao vs Stephens.
>Just saw the Werdum vs Stipe fight
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WERDUM DOING
>>67598027
>literally only lost to the WBW elite
its a fact mcgregor is obsessed with fighting, winning... but what if he really is just about that paper and have dana make this boxing bout happen
>>67597992
The Fight Pass headliner. The most prestigious spot outside the main/co-main
>>67597858
Better than I remember.
>Almeida vs Garbrant
Guarenteed banger, will be interesting to see them in a five rounder
>Barao vs Stephens
hyped to see Barao return, especially at 145. Another good banger but Stephens is going to be huge compared to him.
>saffiedine vs story
Saffiedine has looked sharp since my jog to tristar and Its nice to see Rick story back
>Camozzi vs Miranda
Miranda has had good performances lately and Camozzi has had actually good fights since coming back to the UFC other than against Jacare. Really hoping to see Chris get the win here , would be a good boost to his career.
>Masvidal vs Larkin
This could be a really nice technical striking match. They've both looked great at 170.
>Aljo vs caraway
Actually the highest ranked guys on this card and their headlining fightpass. Winner of this fight should fight the winner of the mainevent. None of four of them are ready for Cruz yet.
>>67597389
That is what he said, but DC said he was crying because his daughter died.
>>67597858
That's a big-ass step up for No Love and he's going to get northcucked hard, only this time as a main event
>>67598119
fuck that put him on tv, put him on fox damnit
>>67598151
>No Love
There's only one real No Love
>>67598010
>SMA
what ?
>>67597101
who is the cutie in glasses on the middle right?
>>67598221
Anna Elmose, she just got body heem'd by Germaine de Randamie
>>67597593
>2012
Neil Magny would like to have a talk with you.
You guys hear that Bellator stripped Will Brooks of his title and released him from his contract?
>>67597858
>Aljo early prelims
What the fuck? At least I get to enjoy him beating the fuck out of Mr. Tate. That is a fight I wanted to see for a long time.
>>67598326
yeah, UFC should snap him up.
>>67598265
Neil Magny can suck my nuts
>>67598326
and he wants Khabib
>>67598326
Will Brooks vs Phil Brooks
Make it happen Dana
>>67598424
>you now remember cowboy vs cowboy
>>67598424
Coker would have done it
Can you imagine the possibilities if CM Punk went to Bellator? Like holy shit just think about it for a second
>>67597858
>no love
paige vanzant's bf about to get btfo lads. wonder how barao does at 145 and usada desu
>>67597887
>tfw no 30-27's
>>67598462
If Schaub came back to fight in Bellator /heem/ would unironically, ironically be hyped as fuck.
Should Werdum fight JDS for title shot? I think JDS already won a shot after Overeem and Cain but i don't want them all just to wait for it. JDS could KO him again 2bh.
>>67598477
Coker would have never destroyed a cash cow like CM. Look at the matchups he gave Herschel Walker and currently gives Kimbo. He brought in a guy that essentially died in the cage and Kimbo still looked like he might lose
>>67598462
>hw title vacated
>mitrione has no fight
schaub vs mitrione II for hw title
rampage vs kimbo co-main
ufc 200 BTFO
>>67598094
Hairs lookin thin
>>67598498
Only because it would open up more opportunities for more schaub-getting-heem'd gifs. I always thought Schaub would have stayed active long enough to compile a greatest hit heem compilation.
>>67598462
BJ looks rough holy shit
>>67598681
lol
>I'M THE WORLD CHAMP!
>I'M THE WORLD CHAMP!
>>67598827
He'll get cucked by Cain soon enough
>>67597101
>pick the one with glasses
>put her on roids
>she murks Joanna
>fuck her before she pisses hot and the win is overturned
>Werdouchebag btfo
feelsgoodman
how did cain even manage to lose to the memeface?
holy shit
>>67598954
altitude
>>67598954
high altitude
>Fabricio Werdum wants to rematch Stipe Miocic at UFC 200. Do you think he deserves one?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677612/reckless-fabricio-werdum-wants-rematch-with-stipe-miocic-at-ufc-200?_ga=1.98896222.1168091096.1463315809
>>67599001
No, he fought like a fucking retard
>>67598854
>Cain
You mean Overeem.
>>67598954
previous meme wins over a fake wrestler with a drug addiction and health problems and bigfoot silva
>>67599001
No there isn't a single heavyweight fight that deserves a rematch for any fight right now, put the lowest rank vs the champ they are all the same.
Besides Junior and Overeem I can't even think of any prospects that could actually progress the division into the right direction
Just watched the card
I called Bam Bam winning, super happy for the dude as he ended yet another overhyped meme fighter
Jacare vs Belfort was exactly as I expected, Belfort once again showed that he had zero ground game and once he gets on the ground he has no clue what to do, I wonder why exactly he decided to pull guard on Jacare, seems like a horrible move
Shogun and Anderson was boring as fuck, Shogun looks more like a gatekeeper these days
The most baffling action of the night was Werdum deciding to run right at Miocic with his hands down and chin up, I'm surprised it ended that way but I'm happy for Stipe
Still goddamn what a disappointing preformance, I wanted Werdum to win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyAlXc87BOI&feature=youtu.be
>>67599001
Overroid is getting the next shot
>>67597743
The thing about Pettis is he got so known for ninja shit that he started relying on it as his first line of defense, when what made it so useful in the first place was how he did it at unexpected moments. He replaced basic things like footwork and boring boxing 101 with spinning shit, and fighters started to see it coming so it lost its luster.
If he didn't look like he trained for his recent fights by playing Tekken he might not be on such a skid.
>>67599102
>Besides Junior and Overeem I can't even think of any prospects that could actually progress the division into the right direction
NGANNOU
>>67599160
>The most baffling action of the night was Werdum deciding to run right at Miocic with his hands down and chin up, I'm surprised it ended that way
That's how he has typically fought
>>67599102
derrick lewis and ngannou senpai, struve already beat miocic
>>67598462
>Schaub goes to Bellator
>Gets heem'd by literal whos
>>67599204
In 3 fights, he'll be released by the UFC.
>>67599204
He's ok with his hand tehniques and he's strong, but his mewments sucks big time. Stipe or JDS would KO him stiff
>>67599304
shut up
>>67599346
Yep, I'll have to eat my words looks like
I'm happy for Stipe though
>>67599168
He relaxed. You never relax.
Anyone else watch all of the fights for free?
>>67599168
>black bouncers
even white bouncers are always too agressive. just no.
>aldo ko'd
>werdum ko'd
Should I do worried for the frankenstein misser rda as well now?
>>67599442
Only Khabib could defeat him, not even that sure about that anymore.
>>67596031
he's like floyd mayweather without the hard work put in, talent or money
anyone have the goofing pic
I did 3/5,pretty good imo
oh and also Barbarena looks legit.definetely fight of the night
>>67599509
>fight of the night
jacare? stipe? trinaldo? maia?
>>67599309
He has been fighting for less than 3 years, by no means a finished product. For example, his TDD looked greatly improved in his last fight.
>>67599532
i don't have you, don't be so mad. lele
>>67599532
Subhumans always have the advantage because their life is already so pointless that prison is not a deterrent.
>>67599509
anything less than 5/5 is shit
>>67599553
Barberena
>>67599474
>at least another year before khabib fights him if at all
titanium jaw lives for now then
>>67599553
Jacare was too one sided and Stipe too soon to be fun
I didnt download the prelims,should I?
>>67599584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whYPmfprwpI
>still no bellatorrents up yet
>>67599474
>not even that sure about that anymore
be careful
>>67599604
yes, there were some good fights.
>>67599658
it's not funny when you reply to every post about Khabib like that.
>Werdum has better stand up than Miocic
>>67599721
fun is haram, be careful
>>67599553
He said fight of the night, not performance of the night.
>>67599658
lollol fuck khabib
>>67599598
Can't judge Khabib from his last performance cause he looked like he did just enough to win the fight (why he did that i dont know, maybe to put his knees in less danger as possible), he'll must put up a better and even more dominant performance to beat RDA again, and i don't know if he has it anymore.
>>67599721
americans think endless repetition is the key to comedy
>>67599553
unironically barbarino vs alves
Joanna sisters vs. Claudia sisters who wins?
>>67598122
>interesting to see them in a five rounder
wut? That fight won't be going past 2 rounds friend.
>>67599867
this fight. anyone who disagrees is literally an imbecile.
>>67598954
altitude
>>67598854
You spelt Overeem wrong
>>67599638
these cops fucking suck
>>67599975
>that shirt and tatts
he's still going to highschool?
>>67599657
bisping taking it too far for that title shot
>>67600011
I see Overeem winning by one shot KO only, and Stipe is tuff as nails. Decision? No. Submission? No. Can't fucking wait for that fight.
Best surprises of the night
>muh boi bam bam's continuous war on memes
>Shogun not being totally destroyed
I hope they do shogun vs Tom Lawler next
>>67599975
does he dress his wife or does she "roll" with edgy?
no new bread?
>>67600270
DIY
>Barberena is a welterweight
Well fuck, could have sworn that fucker was barely big enough for lightweight
>>67600160
>lawlor vs shogun
no way, looking at the rankings, they will probably do latifi or st poo. why is lawlor not in the top 15 and villante is?
>>67600288
I'm not shaving my head. I'm not being the jon jones of the world.
>>67599886
3>2>>>>>>>1
>>67600463
same. looks like a pokemon evolution thing
>>67599886
3>>>>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1
>>67599975
fucking hell, i now understand why he never talks about his wife on the JRE, probably cant get a decent conversation out of her, fucking l.a trophy wife
>>67596589
This is fake
>>67599168
One more nigger in prison
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