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5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
>>67573212
Ngannou
schaub
perfect thread timing
BACK UP OP
BACK UP OP
>>67579536
BIG
U
L
L
Lads what should I make for dinner? Keep in mind that it must be vegetarian.
>tfw you thought it was the dutch meme poster but it's really just the retarded russian
reminder that nick diaz disciple and training partner martin sano jr. is fighting on the bellator prelims tonight
>>67579571
30 bananas
>>67579571
Eat a dick, trudeau
>/heem/ has become a cesspool of stupidity
>>67579571
>vegetarian
Nice meme.
>>67579525
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ
>198 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/lXAFLBnsmSM
>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8
Jacare vs Belfort: https://youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8
>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw
Jacare vs Okami: https://youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Cain vs Werdum: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Almeida vs Pickett: https://youtu.be/Laa-WQXn2vc
Garbrant vs Brimage: https://youtu.be/v416SuNEqYE
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Weigh in highlights: https://youtu.be/KmPKJ9EsYlM
UFC Inside the Octagon (Hardy breakdown) part 1: https://youtu.be/RitpUxoiX7E
UFC Inside the Octagon (Hardy breakdown) part 2: https://youtu.be/ns0VO1qIM7s
Heavy Hands w/ Dominick Cruz interview: https://youtu.be/j1X6YH2M3js
Robin Black & Firas Zahabi on 198 main event: https://youtu.be/nlfWu6J8rzk
>>67579489
follow some new girls on chaturbate
>>67579536
>>67579540
Schaub posters on suicide watch
>>67579602
well fuck off then and thin out the pool a bit
Who /SLETTEN/ here?
reminder that what started the Ngannou meme was Rogan's boypussy quivering in his presence
>there are "people" in this thread who don't root for the immortal matt brown
>>67579589
>training in a bathing suit
wat
>>67579571
Fuck off faggot, go fuck a muslim
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
>It's a night time UFC
>>67579673
Then go live in east siberia and it'll be morning time UFC
>>67579729
just ate two steaks
>>67579729
post body
>>67579536
>>67579568
>Ngannou cucking is a meme
>Pat Barry cucking is reality
>>67579729
I humanely heem all my animals before I slaughter them
>>67579729
grow up bruv
>>67579729
>try to keep pork at a minimum
>>67579729
I`d heem you so hard
>>67579729
I'm grilling 2.5lbs of steak tonight for myself along with some sautéed mushrooms and asparagus.
>>67579729
just for you im gonna order a full meat pizza at night
>>67579795
How can you heem Mat if I heem you Pat?
>>67579773
barry thinks he's black?
>mfw some autistic permavirgin mod is handing out bans for bunda just hours before 198
Be careful /heem/
>>67579849
>ATM
>ever
Sick degenerate fuck
>>67579729
>vegetarian fish
U wot m9
just woke up, sup heem?
>>67579773
Oh Pat, you probably had a great-great-great grandpa who was half black and you feel obligated to run with that mantle
>>67579856
not a fucking chance, red flags everywhere
>>67579905
one natural as fuck, the other made up for tv show recording.
can't be compared these photos.
>>67579905
Nigella is my celeb crush. Her and Christina Hendricks.
>>67579856
Absolutely I would
I just hope you keep us updated as she fucks up your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHWq0VOeeg
BAMMA now live lads, get in heemspeak.
>>67579856
high risk, potential high reward
with a significant if
>>67579947
good taste la
>>67579773
>Pat Barry
idk even though Pat Barry was the one with the last word he still lost the argument and made himself look like a idiot. P.S who ever wrote that is hilarious
>>67579849
Yep!
>>67579834
Haha, okay! But remember that most meat toppings are fatty and involve a lot of processing with nasty chemicals like nitrates. Just be aware of what you're putting into your body haha!
>>67579824
Wow that sounds great! I'd like to grill but it's raining today.
>>67579793
It's generally a good idea to limit pork intake to 2 times a week at maximum. Not as important as limiting your beef intake however.
>>67579782
That's good to hear!
>>67579865
I mean fish that sustains itself on a vegetarian diet, as these fish usually contain a lot less heavy metals than carnivorous fish.
>>67579905
Not really a fair comparison, since genetically Nigella is predisposed to being much more attractive than the woman on the left. You can see with her bone structure that the woman on the left is quite unsymmetrical. Furthermore, Nigella's picture is professionally taken to enhance her beauty while the picture on the left is just taken at some sort of press event.
>>67579905
that woman on the right could legit pass for like 32
>>67579609
maybe if you didn't spend so much time working so hard on adding to the OP your thread might have gotten posted in time faggot lmao >>67579563
>>67579963
I don't like Lenny Kravitz
>>67579905
White women age like milk. What else is new?
>>67579947
i like your good taste bro
>>67580032
lol tyrone, so angsty
Realistically, considering the fighters who are fighting, how many PPVs do you think UFC 198 will sell?
>>67580050
however many Cain vs Werdum did +150k
screencap this
>>67579956
it's Angela Magana
>>67579985
It was actually too long so I lost time deleting stuff. Another day another lesson.
where does /heem/'s jealousy of schaub come from? is it his big dick, successful podcast and hot gf?
>>67580107
dude you put so much effort into stuffing OPs that you make them too long
that's impressive
only time I've ever ran into that is when I copy pasted 12 [Embed]s instead of like six
>>67579963
thx for the heads up britbro
>>67580133
Thanks
>>67579963
>I now remember Colin Fletcher
Hey heem, what happens if heroin comes into contact with your skin?
>>67579729
lel I'm just giving you a (You) for shits
JOE BTFO
>>67579855
His mother is (apparently) black.
Occasionally, you can find some mulattos who are so light that they look white. Frank Trigg is also supposed to be half black.
open the bamma stream, illegal elbows in the back of the head
>>67580189
You get ebola
wow those elbows were fucking nasty. what a dick
>>67580238
It's also worth noting that most half blacks seem to do their damnedest to look as white as they can
>elbows so strong they brought out the oxygen mask
I love British MMA
>>67580220
lmao, fucking rogaine.
>>67580303
/heem/
>>67580220
What the fuck? He sees that someone has domesticated a buffalo and he wonders who out there wants to fuck it?
That wouldn't even come close to entering my mind...
Rogan is so goddamned weird.
>>67580303
like wet sandbags
>>67580336
>That wouldn't even come close to entering my mind...
That's because your mind is closed, inefficient, unimaginative and pathetic.
>>67580303
It's like the opposite of a headache.
>>67580336
No shit, it's a big brown bull, of course he thinks about that
>>67580336
it's like a pedophile saying "you know there's at least one guy looking at that 8 year old and wondering if he could fuck her."
>>67580269
It's not really just half blacks, tons of dark skinned Africans use skin lightening cream. Hell, Ivory Coast imposed a nation-wide ban of its sale last year.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32628240
Why do blacks hate Rogan so much?
>>67580303
i was high once (i think) and whenever i stood up it felt like my head kept going upwards
kind of like this
>>67580336
>>67580220
>>67580431
You know that statement was correct right?
Fuck off
>>67580441
holy fack bud
>>67580446
Because he thinks about fucking wild animals and sucking dicks.
>>67580446
>Implying it's just blacks
>>67580472
so do you
>>67580446
Whites aren't supposed to be that alpha. He upsets their worldview and they see him as a threat.
>>67580441
Yeah man, what a tragedy. It's not like white people artificially darken their skin to avoid criticism
>>67580491
Yeah, so? That's why black people hate me.
>>67579981
If you eat vegetables with your meat it counteract lots of the ill efffects. For example chlorophyll stops some damage from none other than heem.
http://jn.nutrition.org/content/135/8/1995.short
>>67580502
relax tyreese holy shit
Should I watch the fights today live through a likely laggy stream with shitty hotel wifi or next day torrent and watch at the airport during 10 hour layover?
>>67580336
that's him being '''''''''''''''''''''''''funny'''''''''''''''''''''
>>67580446
>believes whites should be able to say nigger openly and with no repercussions because freedom of speech and pc culture sucks
>then he posts this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUJwgBSVNU
>>67580589
you better watch out canada, I have yellow fever and I'm going to go fuck all of your pure women
>>67580631
How about you apologize to the people of the Congo?
>a fucking leaf
>>67580631
It always seems a better idea to watch the fights in high quality the day afterwards, but it never is. You gotta experience it live with the rest of us.
>>67579963
which server, there is no one in the original room
>>67579571
>>67579729
>>67579981
Not only are you a faggot but also if you don't eat meat, you won't get essential amino acids for your muscles to recover
Basically you are a faggot
You will always be a faggot
Eat meat you fucking faggot
>>67580662
he has to wait for the italians to apologize for fucking up europe 2000 years ago first
>>67579905
>colon cleansing
when will this meme end
what is heem listening atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
>>67580772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_762WG1NVyo
heem sleepy I kinda like these announcers.
wait that's a hw?
>>67580801
bunda means long fur coat on Croatian
>>67580719
I eat lots of cottage cheese though.
that guy in bamma is on roids yeah?
>>67580772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHmyksd36Q
>>67580801
>>67580801
wew nice
>>67580772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ucjJsWQLM
>>67580801
>>67580801
BREHS
>>67580866
You're a faggot
>>67580912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCWs9GVDjiY
What happened to Jamie yager?
Looks like he fell in a pile of meth.
Why hasn't Joe said anything about a fight companion yet? He said he was making one for this card months ago.
>>67580960
fuck yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Am47jKUFMw
>>67580866
>Get called a faggot
>B-but I eat lots of cottage cheese
Damn dude you're so far in the closet I expect Aslan will be asking you to kill a witch any day now
>>67580930
Who is this guy?
>>67580950
Betcha I could bench more than you.
>>67581021
Gay guys love the gym
>>67581039
I workout at home by myself. :-)
>>67580648
>rogaine holds contradictory viewpoints that defy logic and reason and attempts to rationalize it anyway
news at 11
>>67581006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-iqmpUEsY
are you rooting for my boy Miočić?
>>67581088
whose ass is this
>>67581023
more women should wear loose fitting clothing, like this. much better than the yoga meme.
>>67581021
Nope
Would crush any nancy boy because I eat animals :)
>>67581012
>you're so far in the closet I expect Aslan will be asking you to kill a witch any day now
>>67581105
Sasha Grey
>>67581115
Now we're fuckin talkin
>>67581096
I am rooting for the Steep
>>67580801
>>67580984
>>67581023
>>67581025
>>67581053
>>67581088
>>67581092
>>67581053
>most beautiful girl in porn ever
>awesome ass, perfect shape
Too bad she stopped doing porn, and too bad she did too much kinda bdsm shit.
>>67581142
I don't think that's halal at all.
>>67579601
>>67579608
>>67579659
Fagboy shitkants
As much as I love bunda, I can't wait til a janny comes by and nukes this thread.
All you casuals will be banned and maybe /heem/ will be enjoyable for 198.
>>67581181
>>67580950
>>67581012
>puts greasy sloppy meat in his mouth
>im so manly!!!
>>67581148
>and too bad she did too much kinda bdsm shit.
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>67581220
>those legs
>>67581253
>/heem/ will be enjoyable
we'll be using a gamethread you casual FN88er
>>67581358
>FN88
*FN87
>come onto heem to talk about fights
>end up having to fap
what are you lads doing to me
>mfw mods purge /heem/ of bunda goofs
Based mods
>>67581096
Werdum lived in Croatia for more time than Stipe
>>67581428
>Because if his name is Keith Johnson, then the Dean of Mean makes no sense
Anyone got a spicy stream for a poor lad?
>>67581390
letting you avoid the tranny/scat/OMGBBC cesspool of /gif/
>>67581440
I know, with Mirko. I like Werdum. But Stipe will outbox him tonight!!!
>>67579655
>bathing suit
call them swimming trunks you faggot prick
also you know they swim right?
>>67581056
That's cute but did you build your own equipment?
>>67579729
Red meat that is unprocessed is OK. You are underinformed.
Also, >implying I don't eat salmon
KEK
>yet another DQ
BAMMA needs to get its shit together.
Why wouldn't they let it continue?
Also the original heem speak server is back up lads
HEEM MAKE A MISTAKE
>>67581494
That knee was legal and the guy wasn't rocked or anything.
Pussybrit refs.
Did Goddard screw up today? I usually like his reffing (I'm asking because he wasn't in charge for this fight).
Also, BAMMA girls are thick.
>>67581472
>>67581472
its going to be a great fight either way
>>67581440
>yfw Werdum speaks better Croat-throat than Stipe
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11676388/fabricio-werdum-s-happy-face-mask-banned-inside-the-stadium-for-ufc
REEBOK BTFO MEME FACE MAN
>>67581591
the guy was pretty rocked desu
I thought a knee was illegal ass the other guys knees were on the floor, or does it have to be the hand?
>>67581591
>That knee was legal
cmon Carlos stop trolling
>>67581601
I can see why Werdum is a good deal for Dana
He can speak portuguese, english, spanish and croatian
>>67581625
Why does she have darker skin than her father, mom and brother?
>>67581609
no hespect
>>67581621
>>67581624
There is a thin line between going for the takedown against your opponent's knee and your opponent figuring out what to do in literally a fraction of a second.
>>67581672
because she does what every other shallow white girl does. Tan
>>67581609
well that sucks
why cant we have nice things without UFC fucking it up?
>>67581609
>45,000 masks
can someone explain to me how bryan barbarena is on the main card meanwhile Maia is on FS1 Prelims? Is Maia being punished or what?
>>67581672
Makeup probably
>>67581609
Good metaphor for what'll happen tonight
>>67581609
its over Werdum is going to lose
>>67581609
>No fun allowed
>>67581274
>Projecting this hard
>>67581609
he should have made them out of burqas
>>67581706
big name for fox
>>67581706
People finally realised that rolling on the floor like a coward isn't fighting, took them long enough
>>67581750
>being this insecure
>>67581609
>dat sportingbet headband
Ahh, I see. Werdum was using this as a way of getting around the Reebok sponsorship restrictions.
Overeem was right about Werdum.
dis nigga bruce buffer needs to be replaced
#TeamBanter
>>67581706
Big name and fight to advertise UFC on FS1 and get good ratings
i'd like to make love to ava addams
>>67581706
>only one wmma fight
i aint even into this card desu
The Fire Kid to UFC when?
HEEEEEM
>>67581800
was it because of that or for security?
On a scale of 1-10 how good is this card going to be?
I'm predicting a 5 which means good enough to go to the bar and watch it but not good enough to invite bros over to watch PAY PER VIEW.
>>67581881
>go to the bar
just disgusting
>>67581881
>PAY PER VIEW
y?
>>67581864
that was pretty spicy.
was the mat slippery? that was a weird looking finish.
TOM DUQUESNOY DOUBLE WEIGHT CHAMPION BITCHES
FRANCES STRONK
Who did he call out during the interview ?
>>67581931
it was a body shot which hurt Walsh and the Tom finished him off with an elbow to the side of the head. looked weird tho
>>67581907
>Not watching glorious heems in public at the bar
>Not gorging yourself on chicken wings and beer and letting someone else handle the cleanup
>Not getting into arguments with your fellow bar patrons about MMA
stream pls
>>67581908
What's wrong with PAY PER VIEW my man?
>>67581965
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>67581965
also
>not getting into drunken bangers with douches who are pumped up and want to impress their chick
>>67581965
>Not getting into arguments with your fellow bar patrons about MMA
That's what heem is for m8
Although based on the discussions here I'd assume the random guy in a bar knows more about MMA than the average heem poster
ufc.tv
>tfw so sleepy
not sure if I can make it guys
>>67581947
the owner of the other belt, just looked it up and its Alan Philpott
>>67579568
Why do cucks call them bulls?
I grew up on a farm and let me tell you, you wouldn't want to fuck like a bull. First off, you basically have to line their dick up with the female for them to be able to even get it in, because bulls are retarded. Also, they finish in about 20 seconds, and they only ejaculate about as much as a human do, which for their size,mis pretty unimpressive.
Bulls are shit-tier at sex.
>>67581987
It's paperview lad
>>67581982
posting links to streams counts as a violation of rule 9
source: i got a warning for posting a legit stream
>>67582003
O-N-N-I-T
>>67582005
That's what I thought, but isn't that belt only for british fighters ?
>>67582003
1 hour power nap
>mfw pussy 3rd worlders whine about having to stay up to watch UFC
drinking NOS and eating doritos
GOTTA MAKE TO TIL 1 AM
should i /smokesome/
my bunda folder is prepared for the bellator ufc combo tonight lads
>>67582003
well close your slanted eyes for an hour
so who bought UFC198 here?
>>67582056
Wait til the prelims start to smoke u goof
>>67582066
you better have higher res images than that
>>67582066
breh, I need a minute to myself
>>67582015
Stop trolling my man
>>67582075
why would i buy it to watch alone
>>67582075
Don't need to. Get it for free with my cable package
>>67582023
give me sum
>>67582042
>>67582068
but it's so hard to wake up after one hour
1 bongggggggggggggggggggggg
>>67582056
why the fuck can't you guys enjoy anything without being high and drunk?
>>67582134
Shut the fuck up grandma, Jesus Christ, no one asked you.
>>67582075
I did.
You should all thank me for supporting the UFC with my money so all you freeloaders can enjoy high quality MMA illegally like the degenerate criminals you are.
>>67582134
it's going to be nice either way
so why not make it better
>>67579663
I tried that on my mom and it didn't help
>>67582134
Because he's 15.
>>67582033
no idea desu famalam
>>67582155
>Implying I don't have Fite Pass
>>67582084
so you can ____ away?
>>67582096
>posting girls with ass implants
just stop
Good night /heem/. See you mañana, when the torrents are up.
>>67582155
Oh please, I talk about fights and fighters all the time on here and even with all of that promotion the UFC gives me nothing
>tfw Germany dropping some dank Isis refugee rap in heem speak
Gonna grab a beer and turn up desu
>>67582184
No a real fightfan t bh
>>67582134
fuck (You)
i only get high and drunk one night a week
>>67582184
Dutch "fight fans" ladies and gentlemen.
Truly the weakest nation on the planet.
>>67582184
fake goof fightfan
who put a cheeky tenner on leslie smith?
>>67582183
how do you know its an implant
>>67582189
You wouldn't be able to do that if the UFC wasn't putting on consistently high-quality shows and doing a superb job of creating marketable personalities.
If anything, you should be paying the UFC for the privilege of discussing their product.
>>67582134
>without being drunk
Because Slav.
>>67582184
glad they took your pineapple for your faggotry
>>67582227
Ha здopoвьe жe
>Went to watch the last Pay-Per-View at Buffalo Wild Wings
>It's always terrible but it's better than streams
>Some guy smashes into me at the bar
>"OOPS"
>He gets confused over how to order chicken wings
>It's a fucking 10 minute ordeal of this dude trying to order chicken and asking me and the waitress for help
>He throws his backpack on the bar in front of an empty seat
>An hour later some dude comes in and tries to sit there
>I'M SAVING THAT SEAT
The other dude never even showed up :O
>>67582183
is RIN wearing a cup?
and here is a natty ass for you
>>67582184
gtfo outta here
>>67582184
The Dutch are usually top lads and I love their country, but fuck this fairweather faggot.
>>67582226
gr8 b8 m8. def 8/8
>>67582247
>The other dude never even showed up :O
>Implying there ever was another dude
how many bongs lads
>>67582296
50bings for fightpass prelims.
>>67582184
You're still my boy netherlands
Steepay won't fight 45,000 Fabio Werdooms after all.
Is Rogan commentating tonight?
>>67579525
Why did he do this
>>67582340
It's how all Americans should salute Brazil
>>67582337
No, because Cyborg got triggered lmao
>>67582337
Nah he's home. Was supposed to do a fight companion but no word yet...
>>67582340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw
>>67582270
>The Dutch are usually top lads
I don't know what Dutch people you know, but the tourist that come here are absolute pieces of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYx5S2_r40
>>67581982
Firstrow you scrub
>here is your meme face, sir. That'll be 2.95 plus tip
>>67582337
>joe will never fly to brazil to get his zika, h1n1, toxoplamosis, dengue and chikungunya supplements at once to finally achieve xbox mode
>>67582388
you take that back
>>67582399
When did it become acceptable to wear yoga pants/leggings in public?
>>67582337
his wife is atleast 3 inches taller then him
>>67582399
left or right? i'll take the left
Someone post the Dana in this picture
>>67582388
You're just jealous of their whiteness.
>>67582388
>Argentina
>but the tourist that come here
>posts video about dutchmen in Plaza Real, Madrid, Spain
deja de romperme las pelotas, diego
>>67582399
I'll give Ms. Lefty here my tip, if you catch my drift
>>67582388
>spain
>here
>>67582422
in america yoga pants were common around like 2004
leggings for pants started a few years later
i'm shook as fuck
>>67582422
since telling women not to do something is sexist
it's pretty much almost as common as sweat pants for lazy college girls
>>67582422
I don't know, but god bless the person who started it.
>>67582399
>>67582414
he's better looking and not wearing makeup
why are the dutch so tall and handsome?
>>67580238
my mom is white and my dad is blaq. i came out dark as fuck and both my sisters are pat barry colored. the jokes on them tho cause i grew up accepted by the black community and learned all the cool handshakes
>>67582399
so is Stipe going to fight 45,000 Werdums or not?
>>67582450
He will win lad, it's okay
WHAT'S THIS BUSINESS ABOUT LITHDANCER vs EDGESTONIA BEING CALLED OFF??@!!??!
>>67582424
I'm pretty sure she's wearing heels. Still, though...
>not being at least 6 inches taller than your girl
>>67582451
>since telling women not to do something is sexist
But why would they wanna wear them anyway? They look like crap.
If you wanna show off legs, why not wear a summer dress? God damn, women are dumb.
>>67582458
get out nigger
>>67582458
what's worse having an african dad or a coalburner mom?
>>67582472
we had latvia in the previous thread
heem fc 1 has a pretty stacked card fampai
>>67582399
lefty upper body, righty lower body thanks
>>67582414
"""top""" lad
>>67582428
Probably
>>67582432
>>67582435
The video was just an example Juan Pablo.
>>67582450
I'm shook for Werdum, he has a tough fight tonight.
>>67582485
no!
>>67582484
because they are for lazy women that think they have an ass and want to show "it" off
>>67582499
i can vouch for this guy he's 100% scandinavian
how can heem be all cucks but still be so racist
>>67582484
>not liking women walking around wearing see-through skintight pants
>>67582458
are you attracted to skinny Lithuanian tomboys?
>>67582472
HEEMADA found large amounts of semen in Edgestonia stomach, a dietary supplement that was legal in 2015
>>67582484
>that gap
fuuuuuuuuu
>>67582525
You are absolutely right.
>>67582548
>HEEMADA
why so statist?
>>67582527
but cucks are racist. They think another race is the only way their partner can be satisfied and feel shame for their own
>>67582556
holy shit how old is REEM in there? 12?
he's so small
STEE-PAY MEE-OHHH-CHICK
>>67582486
my dad is worse because he's one of those nerdy black dudes who thinks he's white. it's embarrassing
>>67582543
yes
>>67582548
Actually semen is still legal in the northern half of Europe.
>>67582527
Because cucks are racists in denial.
>>67582590
>People not knowing how many steroids he pumped into his body just a few years ago.
"Horse-meat"
>>67582548
Who can blame him? Does anyone here really believe lithcuck wasn't slurpin that shit too.
>>67582590
He used to be a skinny lil boy.
>>67582003
>go to sleep
>wake up normally
>download it from torrents
>pretend fights are happening as you watch them
>profit
AND OUR CHALLENGER, STIPPY MIOKEK
>>67582556
This is pure evasion Alistair. 50% less armour and energy shield. 35% increased chance of dodging enemy attacks and spell damage. The problem with that build is that if an enemy hits you, you don't mitigate any of the damage, so it's basically a virtual 1HKO. Unironically he was fighting the Iceman, who gained 90% of physical damage as extra cold damage.
Also, Reem was underleveled.
Reminder that Jacare was robbed vs Romero
>>67582680
got dang it I love Goldie, Rogan can suck an egg, but Goldie needs to stay
>>67582611
>my dad is worse because he's one of those nerdy black dudes who thinks he's white. it's embarrassing
nothing wrong with that
>>67582699
>Rogan can suck an egg
What did he meaned by this?
>>67582699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNONEybk6fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31Vu6B9MFI
>>67582708
>OOGA BOOGA
anyone catch that?
>>67582708
He meant balls. We don't refer to testicles as balls in Croatian, we refer to them as eggs.
>>67582687
Chuck also had a lot of ES back then. He didn't start getting heemed until chaos became the meta.
>>67582720
We do too in spanish, at least here.
But we would have said "Rogan can suck my eggs"
>>67582611
dont talk about your dad like that you ingrate. unlike most niggers you actually have one.
>Miocic wins by brutal KO
>defends titled
>becomes popular
>new contracts means he gets much more money
>We can then say "Stipe gets steep pay"
>>67579773
It's funny because this was the moment when Pat Barry's career fell apart. He never won another fight after coming out as a black panther.
>>67582749
>>67582772
stipe has an interesting face/head shape.
that is all.
>>67581609
Literally why? This is a bit shit, literally no fun allowed. I mean, is janitor running things there or what?
>>67582779
god bless
>>67582749
>wins title
>develops a camgirl underarm fetish
>Stipe likes e-pits
i can do dumb wordplay too
Lads, what's for dinner?
>>67582611
>my dad sucks because he acts like a normal person instead of a nigger
heem yourself desu m8
>>67582786
This
This is NFL-tier bullshit
Who Kailin here? Will she ever recover from being STOPPED by strikes to Paige Sletten?
>>67582801
singapore chow mei fun and crab cheese wontons
i'm trying out traditional canadian cuisine
>>67582749
if Miočić married the lead singer of REM, he'd be Stipe Stipe
>>67582818
Bruh I fucking love me some Singapore noodles.
>>67582809
Shit, that's probably a legit point. Werdum is pretty sneaky but honestly I wouldn't be half surprised if they vetoed it because of the "we want to make the sport look more professional" bullshit
>>67582812
How could you not /Kailin/ ?
15 BINGS
5
B
I
N
G
S
Lads Stipe needs a nickname, lets make one for him.
I nominate Stone Cold Stipe Miocic.
>>67582801
Some CLA, Salazopyrin, Calcium. Coffeine tabs to stay awake. and water.
>>67582849
>that stupid as fuck, obnoxious script tattoo across her chest
That's how.
>>67582868
Coldstone's Stipe Miocic
who else lying in bed at 6:17 PM and not getting up until tomorrow morning
>>67582882
Yeah I know, but ...
>>67582482
>Not having a wife taller than you
Are you insecure or something manlet?
>>67580719
kys carniloser
>>67582826
no the lead singer would be michael miocic, idiot
>>67582898
that's when they come to lift you up with a crane?
Who /ready/ here?
I run /heem/
>>67582905
JUST tats
>>67582906
lol this week my mom said men who marry taller women are fucking pathetic
>>67582941
cheeky fin lad
Werdum will sub him in the 2nd
>>67582941
i'm in a pool, btw
>>67582945
McGregor went from cool dude to weirdo pretty fast
When will he start posting conspiracy theories?
>>67582953
your mom sounds like she has a lot of experience with men
>>67582953
If you're a manlet (like Rogan) you should literally never procreate unless it's with a taller woman
>>67582953
She called your dad pathetic?
>>67582953
She is jealous
>>67582984
>>67582989
my dad is 10 inches taller than her and has a thick long penis and is STEM
>>67582849
>There are multiple white girls in the UFC who have noses wider than most negroes.
>>67581004
I heard him say some shit like his daughter had something to do the same day or something along those lines.
>>67582953
If you're a short guy and you're able to pull a taller chick you are literally alpha in every way. You idiots on 4chan so traumatized by the manlet meme you've set limitations on yourself on the height of the women you can date. Literally a coward.
Lads what's the ideal body fat %?
I cut from 20 to 17% in the past month but still look like shit.
>>67582972
literally what does that have to do with being weird or conspiracy theories. he's promoting a boxing match
>>67582906
in the last ~4 years (since I started noticing this) I saw 1 (one) female taller than me IRL and im not even tall tall
>>67582941
Real top lads
>>67583009
Sounds like an socially inept autist nerd
>>67582941
top bants
>>67582961
probably
>>67583009
>Knowing your dad's dick size
I am so sorry anon for what happened to you...Have you spoken to a counselor about it?
>>67583012
>white
Yeah no
>>67580648
I think there's a difference between people not using a word and people wanting to beat the fuck out of you/disemploy you because you say a word.
I need a moment to myself...
>>67583027
he's promoting a fictional boxing match
>>67583016
manlet detected
>>67583009
sounds like you want to suck your dad
>>67583017
10% is good, don't go lower than 8%
>>67583015
It's her birthday iirc
>>67580648
>Click on the video
>"WHATS UP BITCHES?!"
>>67583017
12%
>>67583015
He said he was gonna be home for his daughters birthday so he will do a fight companion but maybe change of plans.
>>67583055
He probably already did.
>>67583042
so i can slip away
Mate's 198 is on in 5 bings
>>67583040
>both of my grandfathers fought in the pacific for that cancerous island
>>67583029
>tfw pretty tall so seeing people taller than me kind of a weird experience
>>67580740
>fucking up Europe
>reason for Western Civ
KEK
>>67583054
How am I manlet for not being an insecure little troll like you? There are women who are 6'2" would you not talk to them cause they're 6'5" with heels? Kek get some self confidence you pathetic beta.
Who is hype for face the pain lads?
>>67583049
it's clearly happening man
>>67583041
It's weird how people actually condone beating someone up because they call someone a name. It's usually the same people who are against violence too
>how does the fact that cyborg will get hemmed make you feel
ONE
is this alpha?
>>67583081
everytime I see someone taller than me I get confrontational and have to control my irrational "ima heem this fucking lanklet" thoughts
>>67583091
Would, even if her arms are bigger than mine.
>>67583084
then maybe in a thousand years Africa will be civilized
>>67580740
what the fuck are you talking about
>>67583016
Tall chicks have no self-esteem. I'm talking 6ft and up. They hate their bodies and give themselves to whichever manlet will give them the time of day.
shael sonnen hespect nothing
>>67583121
Save yourself the frustration and heem them on sight.
>>67583027
Off the top of my head:
>After his Aldo fight he posted about how he was ready to attack Big John during the stoppage
>After his loss to Nate he retires
>Unretired two days later
>Gets removed from UFC 200
>Announces he is back on UFC 200 when he is not
>Now he promoting a fight no one asked for, that will never happen, even if it does happen we all know how it will end
There's more but I'm too drunk to recall them
I just think he's going a bit mad
>>67583120
He seems pretty alpha to me
>>67583106
Leslie Smith couldn't heem Rin Nakai, how can she heem Cyborg let alone anyone?
>Flag
>Topic
>>67583078
I know that feeling
>>67580740
there would be no europe today were it not for italians you blithering idiot
>>67581786
>rolling on the floor like a coward
Guaranteed replies.
>>67583097
like he was clearly going to fight Nate and clearly going to headline 200. stop being a fucking mark
Someone plz
I don't want to use taima
>>67583081
iktf
>>67583135
Yeah supermodels just hate their lives.
>stocky, petite women are my fetish
>tfw the thought of having manlet children
>>67580123
because he or his marketing team is spamming his shit here. I can't stand him or rogan..
>>67583166
check the fight section of name
>>67583145
>I just think he's going a bit mad
He realised he dun goofed and lost millions over nothing. He's gone more than a bit mad
WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIVE
>>67583144
I even had aggressive thoughts towards the only bitch that I met that was taller than me in recent years, she was literally less than half an inch taller and I almost bumped into her when I realized I was actually shorter
I would have killed myself by now if i was a manlet
>>67583097
He's still under contract. You really think Dana's gonna let him do this?
>>67583189
Also use adblock the site is full of that shit
>>67583165
go back to /asp/
>>67583181
we all KTF
cant risk having manlets tho
>>67583174
Being tall doesn't grant you entry into the world of modelling you filthy mong.
>>67583213
>Rogan and edgy brah high as fuck
not surprising, honestly
ITS TIME
>>67583120
>hoverhanding your wife
>alpha
>>67583189
>>67583207
thanks
>ISP blocks it
>>67583216
Oh yay, the early prelims started
>>67583196
>>67583196
my boypussy isn't ready
>>67583099
Beaten up ? No. It does create a hostile environment when people use it in an agressive manner. It's annoying and when you are wo rking or learning around it, it can be distracting, because you KNOW that person hates you just for being yourself, that causes no harm to anyone else. So he could try to set you up or hurt you later on.
>>67583197
How tall are you and what region of the country are you from?
>>67583197
>I would have killed myself by now if i was a manlet
You will always be a manlet compared to someone so you might as well just end it now Santos.
Probably already been linked but this shit is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAN3JQDQ9Vo
>>67583181
>tfw look ridiculous in public
>tfw you can toss her around like a ragdoll in the sack
You take the good with the bad senpai
No fight companion?
Fuck, heem is already going too fast for me and Early prelims are just started
Guess I'll see you later goise
Have a nice card
>>67583217
>Being tall doesn't grant you entry into the world of modelling
Oh to be young and stupid
>>67583242
6'2, rs
>allah music
>beheading music starts playing
>>67583206
Yes, because UFC will make shitload from it. Besides, Conor can just buy out his contract and do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>67583240
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>finally fights are on
>suddenly feel the shits coming on
God damn it
>u vai morrer in Arabic
Haven't seen these many Brazilian flags on /sp/ since before the Germany 8-1 blitzkreig.
>this music
why aren't the Brazilians stopping this heresy
>>67583272
I don't think you understand how contracts work.
>>67583217
YOU HAVE A MANLET CURRENCY KEK
>>67583216
>you'll never be a Jarl with a 6'2 feet tall valkyrie wife to procreate with while having a suomi womanlet slave fucktoy on the side to have bastard children who will later on take care of the stables with
>>67583181
Genetics don't work that way bro. You could totally have normal size kids. I got the opposite effect. My grandpa and all his brothers were like 6'5'' or taller. My dad is 6'2'' and my brothers are both above 6 foot while my ass is 5'7''.
>All these boos
Reminding me of Muhammad Hassan
Why in the world would Conor fight Mayweather ?
I get the money, but he's already coming out of a loss and would look like a total bum being KO'd by a boxer known basically only for his defense
hope 198 is a success and we see more big events here
>>67583272
>Yes
Wew, he's just a mad man rambling on twitter
>>67582451
>tfw turning 27 this mont
>tfw have fucked an unacceptably low amount of chicks in their physical peak
>tfw look like 20
>tfw could legally and probably socially acceptably fuck 16 year olds
>tfw got no job, live at parents and wasted 4 years at university
Should I try to fuck as many young fillies as possible? Plenty of talent on campus, but I feel I could go after that even later. Teenage pussy OTOH might not be available for me. Thoughts?
>>67583300
>not waiting for based britbro to make a gamethread
GOOF
O
O
F
>>67583290
Best part is, all the Brazillians are gonna lose because they got USADA'd and can't take their magic vitamin shots anymore.
>>67583300
I... I just made a spicy one :/
>>67583289
>>67583333
>all the Brazillians are gonna lose
no because brazilian judges
This one will lose tho
>>67583348
Piss off
>>67583322
German posters should all be gassed.
>>67583324
Britbro doesn't care about thread wars so he just lets this autism run, we'll probably end up using that one
>Brazilians lose every fight
meme magic make it happen
Is it just me or the colors are weird ?
>>67583348
Leave it to Brit bro for the rest of the night.
>>67582801
baked jalpenos stuffed with cream cheese and bacon
where is rogan
>>67583384
yeah the brightness is fucked
>>67583377
I called it and got quads, that should be enough meme magic to get it done.
>>67583399
Rogan doesn't travel to any UFC event outside the US, PPV or not
>>67583407
Looks like it's only one of the cameras too
>>67583312
>Dad was barely 6'
>mum is 5'8"
>one sister is 6'
>one sister is 5'5"
>I'm 6'6"
>>67583427
Except for the ones that he does
>>67583376
me either, I just wanted to make the inaugural one
i don't have any intention of making the next threads whatsoever
i have the distinct feeling that the crowd is going to be insane tonight
comfy night, lads
>>67583181
>stocky
>petite
choose one retard
BR 10-9
RUSSIA 10-9
>>67583348
Everyone is already using the other one >>67579563
>>67582953
How could you understand what she said with my cock in her mouth?
>>67583054
He's right though. Being a manlet doesn't matter. Being a cuck/beta does.
>>67583133
Average time to civilization. :^)
That being said, nigs are genetically prediposed to being savage. It would take eugenics to make tham white level.
has the HEEMING started yet lads?
Is "Minotouro", m8. Minotauro and Minotouro.
