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NEWS:
>Matt Brown's ex-coach hit him at a hotel
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11679450/matt-brown
>Demian Maia approaches multiple records
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-198-post-fight-facts-demian-maia-nears-top-of-ufcs-all-time-wins-and-submissions-list
>Big Nog to be inducted into UFC Hall of Fame
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677334/antonio-rodrigo-nogueira-to-be-inducted-into-ufc-hall-of-fame
>Lineker is surprised he couldn't heem Rob Font
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/john-lineker-surprised-he-couldnt-knock-out-rob-font-in-ufc-198-victory
First for me
>>67624711
Delete this. How would you feel is someone did this to you? Respect his privacy and family. Salam lakem. Peace.
ngannou
hw has to end
What's next for him?
>>67624797
Chin surgery so he can take a punch
So did anybody even watch the Bellator show that was competing with the UFC prelims? I know I didn't.
Sucks that the card was torn apart by injury because with what they actually had beforehand they might have had a shadow of a chance of doing decent numbers.
anderson is fuckin 65, i dont understand why anyone still wants to see him fight, i dont understand why he still wants to fight
>>67624797
Re-alignment of the crystals in his inner ear so he can eat a banger and still throw back a wanger
>>67621669
>Have chance to call out someone in your post-speech
>Nah I'll just do it on twitter instead
>>67624805
>chin so shot that even Michael Bisping can knock you down
>beat the ever loving shit out of him anyways
>>67624847
shes above mandrama
>>67624856
>He thinks Anderson won that fight
>>67624805
>England's best fighter couldn't finish this past it old guy
Is there anything Brits are good at?
>>67624866
he won tho
>>67624880
No he didn't
>>67624866
Well there's no way Bisping did. He was basically the little engine who could, the judges gave it to him because he didn't give up, oh and you know, they were in England.
>>67624895
yes he did
Has he lost his smile forever?
>>67624896
Bisbing CLEARLY won rounds 1,2 and 4. Anderson did fucking nothing in those rounds
>>67624902
No he didn't
>>67624921
YES, HE DID
>>67624880
You can't win a fight by eating punches to the face.
I bet you think royce and shamrock 2 was a actual draw as well.
>>67624866
If Anderson didn't win then no one won.
>>67624921
Nah, he won rounds 1 and 2. Anderson took over pretty easily after that.
You can say Anderson did nothing but Bisping didn't do anything to Anderson either fuggen lel.
>>67624928
NO HE DID NOT
YOU FUCKING MONKEY KEK
YOU HAVE 1 (ONE) CHAMP SINCE USADA KEKED ALL YOUR FIGHTERS YOU FUCKING ROIDED NIGGERS
>>67624856
>beat the ever loving shit out of him
With one knee?
>>67624941
How did Anderson win round 4 please explain when Bisbing landed TWICE as many strikes as Anderson in that round as well as throwing TWICE as many
>>67624917
no, she will protect his smile
>>67624917
>the body of a fat loser who lives in his moms basement
ladies and gents, heavyweight champion of the world
AND YOU HAVE ZERO (0) YOU GOATFUCKER
>>67624962
Watch the round instead of just throwing stats at me man, you can quote Fightmetric all you want but it's a pretty sad way to defend decisions with pure numbers.
>>67624932
seriously think about how tough royce gracie was, the guy took multiple shit kicking from roided up dudes for a decade and weighed maybe 180 pounds while doing it
>>67624979
I did watch the round and Bisbing CLEARLY wins it Anderson does NOTHING AT ALL. Like LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
Fuck you
Breen and Thomas, the best MMA Journalists today, both saw it for Silva
>>67624979
Ignore him. You can't deal with people like that. They don't care for reason. Bisping "won" the sport. Anderson won the fight. Even though all the punches he threw at Anderson didn't do nothing. Meanwhile Anderson nearly killed Bisping.
>>67624989
He was tough but he was also on roids so it's a big whatever.
>>67625001
Cuck Thomas changed his mind and agrees Bisb ong won
>Random fan runs into hotel, hits Matt Brown, and runs.
yfw it was me
>>67624979
Silva didn't do shit that round, Bisping was backing him down against the cage and landing strike after strike
Volume matters when the other opponent isn't doing anything
Silva should lose the round anyways for the sole purpose of being unable to finish a completely zombified Bisping
To say Silva won the 4th is utterly absurd
>>67625014
Didn't they each score 1 knockdown?
I have to watch that fight again. I thought it was a fairly even fight at the time and really depended on how you scored that cheeky knee.
>>67625026
Just goes to show how humble and intelligent he is - able to see the error in his ways and turn a new leaf. God Bless!
>>67624948
>One knee
>>67625032
It was actually allegedly an ex-coach of Matt Brown
>>67625015
he was on roids later on, not as a young buck
>>67625073
excuse me, actually i'm his ex coach
>>67625071
Yeah, pretty much
It landed square in his face
Landed a nice kick in the 5th round too but the knee was basically the majority of the damage
>>67625096
What is your fondest memory of training Matthew Brown?
>>67625077
Impossible to say. But I highly doubt he wasn't on the gear.
He failed the first time he was tested, and that wasn't even bloodwork.
Also with all the stipulations and conditions the gracie's surrounded their fights with, it's worth looking at them with a critical eye.
>Matt BROWN
>almost died of a heroin overdose
pottery
>>67625014
>Bisping "won" the sport. Anderson won the fight
>you can win a fight by not doing anything except land one big shot and getting beat up for 4 other rounds.
>>67625115
>all the stipulations and conditions the gracie's surrounded their fights with
Totally bit Royce in the ass for his rematch with Yoshida
>>67625146
>not doing anything except land one big shot
You're fucking delusional, holy shit. Anderson would land shots and back off Bisping when I don't think any of Bisping's shots had any noticable effect past that perfect hook in round 1 (or was it 2?)
>>67625173
So basically Round 5 and nothing else
>>67625173
>Anderson would land shots and back off Bisping
Oh, so tiny shots that do literally nothing, as opposed to the 2-3 times more tiny shots that Bisping landed? There's a reason why the vast majority of people who watched that fight agreed that bisping won, and that's because he did. If it weren't for that big knee (which would never have come close to happening if Herb Dean was on the ball) then there would be ni point in even talking about it.
Damean Maia looks better than ever. Absolutely buttfucking Gunni and Matt Brown like that. Wew.
>>67625210
>There's a reason why the vast majority of people who watched that fight agreed that bisping won, and that's because he did.
You're still delusional.
Your boy was given the fight because hometown judges and effort, not because he's the better fighter.
The fact that you think poor reffing led to the knee is pretty funny too. The ref doesn't stop the action to give the fighter their mouthpiece back until there's a lull in the action, Bisping made a silly error is all.
>>67625244
boring leghumper
lads will stipe defend his belt?
>>67625150
They also thought the unlimited time limit would help against Sakuraba who proved to be the Eternal Warrior.
>>67625273
yeah, but will he break the heavyweight tittle defense record?
>>67625001
>Your boy was given the fight because hometown judges and effort, not because he's the better fighter.
see>>67625001
If that fight was in any place in the world other than Brazil Bisping still would have won you muppet. Bisping punched the shit out of anderson's face for 5 rounds with anderson waiting for an opening that he could finish the fight with, and when in came he couldn't finish it.
>The ref doesn't stop the action to give the fighter their mouthpiece back until there's a lull in the action
Which there was you fucking idiot. Did you even watch the fight?
>>67625251
He outfought Silva for 3 of 5 rounds,
>>67625244
Maia vs Hendricks seems like a smart matchup to make at the moment.
>>67625251
see>>67625301
silly mistake
Post your best fight fan webm
>>67624977
>GOATFUCKER
Says the Brazilian
>>67625314
Hendricks is fighting Gastelum at 200. After that, I agree.
>>67625210
Anderson front kicked Bisping in the face in the 5th round. I'd say it rocked him pretty bad, maybe not to the point where he'd fall on the canvas but it still dazed the fuck out of him.
>>67625301
All I can say at this point is that you're clearly biased. You remind me of the London judges.
>>67625347
>You remind me of the London judges.
Along with most of the media apparently.
>>67625244
Is he the only natty Hue?
>>67625342
Yeah fairs. Still the only round in which he clearly did more damage than bisping other than 3 obviously.
>>67625371
Like that means anything. If a professional judge can score a fight incorrectly, a journalist certainly can.
>>67625377
>professional fighter
>natty
>>67625347
Nice ad-hominem
You argued the facts of the fight very well
>>67625421
Well the vast majority of them did then, so clearly you're seeing something they're not. Sounds like someone's being delusional.
What are chances of Stipe Vs Overeem added to 200?
>>67625377
Every country has one (1) Natty GOAT contender
UK: Bisping
Poland: Joanna
Brazil: Maia
Russia: Monson
USA: Diaz
France: Kongo
Australia: Dan Kelly
>>67625425
>the facts of the fight
and now we're back to the statistics thing!
>>67625442
The vast majority of who? The journalists? Most people online saw Anderson beat the shit out of Bisping from what I can tell, so if you're going to appeal to popular opinion then two can play at that game.
>>67625458
>Monson
>>67625458
>Diaz
>natty
He's tested positive for the sport destroying PED known as cannabis multiple times
>>67625244
The more I watch MMA the more I appreciate guys like Maia. Same way I appreciated GSP. How GSP could just shut you the fuck down. You could be a muay thai guy,wrestler,BJJ,judo, it didn't matter what your style was or how many memes you had. It was over once he took you down. When Maia takes you down now you're going to get fucking molested. There is nothing you can do about it. He's going to molest the fuck out of you and its up to you to see how bad it gets. Best case you wind up like Magny and you got out quick. Worst case is Gunni where you get completely embarrassed.
>>67625425
>Nice ad-hominem
le point out logical fallacies info graphic man
you're the worst kind of piece of internet shit
reminder
>>67625472
>if you're going to appeal to popular opinion then two can play at that game.
Except i've provided evidence and reasoning, unlike you. From what I can tell most people seem to agree that Bisping won.
>>67625526
kek'd
>>67625485
HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT BECOME A DISGUSTING LANDWHALE YOU FUCKING WHORE
YOUR JOB IS BASICALLY TO LOOK PRETTY AKA NOT BEING A FAT COW IT IS THE ONLY THING ASKED OF YOU YOU JUST NEED TO EAT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT
i discover many of you make joke on /heem/. i come here to say be careful.
>>67625526
Top kek! Honestly Reddit makes the best oc.
>>67625526
Top Hue
>>67625549
I wanna see those fake titties bare.
>>67625244
If you practice BJJ and you want to be ready for "street" stuff you should probably emulate Maia's BJJ not really the real sport stuff like EBI or IBJFF
>>67625531
Your evidence is basically numbers and saying that "Well, these journalists agree with me and journalists know better than us plebs!" though.
This reminds me of the Condit vs Lawler debate.
>>67625549
Isn't it normal for shows like this to pay models to be in the audience so they can show them?
>>67625503
It's weird how badly Gunni got embarrassed when he's one of the best BJJ guys that Maia has fought. I guess it's the difference between trying to survive and trying to fight it. Maia is like quick sand, and if you try to struggle, he's going to fuck you up.
>>67625581
Marcello Garcia's top game was a lot like Maia's. Very similar imo.
>>67625588
>
>>67625580
>>67625574
>>67625549
>>67625526
>it's a /heem/ takes every opportunity to shit on Brazil they can thread
What is it about BRs that makes some people despise them? Can't be the roids thing since the US has just as much history with them
>>67625472
It's not even just the stats, it's just the facts of observation
You're not even arguing round by round, you're just saying Anderson "beat the shit out of him" which isn't remotely true. Your only conclusion from this I can imagine is the facial damage which is primarily from the knee at the end of the third. Which was a cheapshot by the way, but that's not that relevant
>most people online
Who are biased simpletons, apparently like you
>>67625514
(You)
>>67625601
Wasnt Marcello Garcia suppose to make a big splash into MMA whatever happen with that? He was BJJ golden boy for the longest time, probably still is But you dont really hear him that much in MMA
>>67625526
which American to take over lightweight? be careful.
>>67625584
And your evidence is non-existent, you're just arrogantly insisting that you know better than everyone else without providing anything to support your argument other than insults.
>>67625613
Is that Derek Carr in the white? Why does he have man bobos?
>>67625619
Khabib's name is actually Kenneth Norman
Reminder that Schaub would be HW champ right now if Rogan wasn't such a manlet bully.
>>67625619
4 of the top 5 are American. Roll the dice nigga
>>67625623
Nah, you're just not listening to the things I'm saying. I haven't been insulting you either.
Anyways you can tell this has gone on too long because you've started trying to argue about the debate itself and not the issue. Not replying to you again so enjoy your snappy last words.
>>67625601
Gunnar is weird. Not sure when he went to SBG but I blame them. Remember the Rick Story fight? I don't know what the fuck was wrong with him there. It was a split decision too which made things stranger. Then he looks great against Thatch and goes on to get destroyed by Maia.
>>67624989
Royce just fought itty bitty bloated manlets, the tiny Gracie meme needs to end Gracie wasn't body builder big but he was taller than the manlets he submitted
>>67625669
He looked great against Tumenov despite fighting with his hands down and looking like he's on the horse meat diet.
browsing the internet on you phone sucks
cant multitab, thirty minutes to type anything, whats even the point?
How do you think he matches up with the current LW top ten?
>>67625616
TU VAI MOURRER
Matt Brown got attacked by his ex jiu jitsu coach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72_iODUUVWw
>>67625655
Don't worry, he'll be HW champ very soon
Just not in the UFC
>>67625754
I hope he gets BTFO by literal whos
>>67625714
If Cerrone wants to fight out his contract, let him fight this dude. Besides that, give him the "champ of another promotion" welcoming and give him Barboza or someone scary as shit.
>>67625714
Not very good because he sucks.
>>67625777
Feed him to Khabib
>>67625777
It's so stupid how he fell all the way to 7th in the rankings, whined to the media, then went up to 4th
Rankings are so stupid
>>67625835
behead all heavyweights
Will there ever be a consistent UFC Heavyweight champ?
>>67625841
behead all those who insult my boy
>>67625860
Sea level Cain is the closest thing
>>67625860
if HW truly stagnates there will be
>>67625860
I reckon Cain could have broken the record if he stayed healthy.
>>67625860
there was, he blew out his knees
jds isn't done, reem looks better
>>67625619
>>67625526
>Post USADA Brazil
>>67625883
Can you actually imagine Jon Jones vs Stefan Struve?
Fuck I'd love to see that fight
>>67625883
i think jones would struggle at heavy weight
>>67625912
Is that why they won almost every fight at 198?
Stupid americans aint natty
Stipe vs Werdum 2 or vs Cain/Browne winner
>>67625923
>The GOAT versus dinosaurs with no chins in the post USADA era
>>67625935
Stipe-Overeem first then figure out what to do with Werdummy and walking Cain
FREE CATCHWEIGHT SUPERFIGHT:
STOAT VS. RABBIT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo
>>67625935
Makes more sense to put Overeem in there than any of those
>>67625954
>>67625946
Ye reem is the meme atm
>>67625543
There's nothing wrong with a girl being naturally chubbed up
>>67625946
Werdum vs JDS or Big Tard makes sense to me. Particularly Werdum vs JDS.
In fact the more I think about it the more I'm certain that fight is headlining a BR Fight Night card in the future.
>>67625950
late stoppage
>>67625984
this kills the meme
>>67625984
that's fucking illegal u goof
>>67625950
fookin weasels kill shit so quick
>>67625945
jones has no knockout power
at heavyweight his reach advantage is greatly diminished
hes not gonna knockout any top heavyweights and he himself might get caught by one of the many hard hitting heavyweights
>>67626045
lolwut
>>67626030
>jones has no knockout power
how many decisions wins does he have now at 205?
he's a sally
on another note, why does he hide his ugly tranny looking fiance?
>>67626045
>Getting staggered by a thigh punch.
>>67626045
Class act Bendo. Doesn't want to punch your face so he aims for the legs
>>67626078
ever get a charlie horse? it doesnt feel good
>>67626045
BTWIMB
>HEY FIGHT FANS THIS IS TED CZECH!
>>67625458
>No metion of the nattiest motherfucker, Ponzinibbio
Casuals out
>>67625244
Forever my boy, whatever happens, he literally broke the game, no standup skills and still top 5 in the UFC
>It's an american is excited cuz american champions while 3/4 of the roster is american episode
The fact that brazilians had 5 champions not too long ago just makes american looks like cucks.
Canada has better fighters per capita
>>67626231
he does have a stand up game, it just kinda sucks and he knows it. K1 Maia was boring to watch
>>67626250
>who owns Las Malvinas?
>how many UFC champs?
>>67626262
It's almost non-existent skill.
He doesn't even spar no more.
>>67626277
Not america, i'm not talking about anglos, i said americans.
How many UFC champs? For the moment there are 10 champions
Since Phil Davis is going to be the greatest fighter of all time in a few months would a card be a good investment?
>>67625798
yeah right? he's a champ, khabib wants a shot at the belt, but he beat a literal who? so that'd be perfect.
>>67626278
he still does, if he didnt he would be punch shy and wouldnt be able to ignore the punches he takes when he goes for his shots.
he can take a hit, and that's cause he still spars in striking
>>67626338
I tought he said that there was no more sparring training because he used to get KO'd a lot in training.
>>67626350
really? >>67626350
that doesn't make sense to me, you still gotta spar to get the timing, i wonder if he meant or was misapplied that he didnt train extreme intensity since he get KOd that make more sense, but to eliminate sparring all together is sorta nonse
>>67625662
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>67625935
Stipe/Overeem
Cain/Brown
JDS/Werdum 2
>>67626373
arlovski vs werdum, jds vs derrick lewis
>>67626373
>>67626395
What About Rothwell?
>>67626395
Arlovski vs Rothwell is a better fit
>>67626412
No, that fight is not competitive.
Werdum vs JDS 2 and the loser of Cain Brown vs Rothwell is the only right option
>>67626429
>No, that fight is not competitive.
What, why?
>>67626439
Arlovski doesn't stand 1 chance vs Rothwell.
>>67626395
>>67626412
>>67626410
Stipe/ Overeem (you don't like money?)
JDS/ Werdum 2 (because either is close to a rematch with Stipe)
Rothwell/ Lewis (if he gets past Nelson)
Arlovski/ Hunt (or lewis and hunt can be flipped)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS4Nao7MUSQ
>>67626459
>Not Struve vs. Hunt
>>67626506
Already happened
>>67626459
>Rothwell / Lewis
Fuck off m8, Rothwell is ranked above Arlovski
Lewis should get Hunt or Barnett if he beats Nelson
>>67624671
>Demian Maia approaches multiple records
MY BOY!
Where is the video of maia on that brazilian cringe TV show?
>>67626459
Stipe/Overeem
Cain/Brown
JDS/Werdum 2
Rothwell/Hunt
Arlovski/Barnett
Nelson/Lewis
Mir/Struve
Is there a full video of this fight not recorded off a potato?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlIWeTSJgFM
I know we've all gotten over it but remember when UFC almost entirely eliminated one of the main revenue streams of fighters for branding purposes?
Reebok deal can't end fast enough
friendly reminder that this is the greatest chin in all of combat sports
>>67626765
probably end when Zuffa sells to China and UFC becomes a farm league to C tier chinese fighters
>>67626786
dis boi rope a dope without the rope a dope
negro punching himself out after 10 knockout blows landed
Is Maia the only brazilian that's universally loved by /heem/
>>67626884
Not at all, only me and the aussie love him.
>>67626786
The ref should have stopped the fight the second time he fell. This is the shit that CTE fuckwads will use to get stricter rules implemented.
>>67626531
Really? I feel like Rothwell/Lewis would be a better fight. Rothwell's wins have been great but he looked like shit against JDS, so judgin him by that performance he should drop down a peg. He's a good test for Lewis since he's pretty well-rounded. And if he gets past Nelson there's no reason to put him up against another hard puncher in Hunt. Barnett would be a good one too though.
>>67626891
>>67626891
And the American.
>>67626898
Might have had a point if he hadn't ended up recovering anyways.
>>67626898
he was defending himself intelligently the entire time and ended the round ontop of trinaldo. just bleed, faggot.
>>67626898
>literally arguing in favour of the pity stoppage
name 1 (one) moment during that webm where he isn't defending himself
Any of the fights from 198 worth watching lads?
>>67626950
Pretty much all of them. Good card.
Off the top of my head I don't remember any real stinkers, though the first FitePass prelim wasn't that great.
morning
>>67626950
Trinaldo-Medeiros was a good fight, mostly because Medeiros was getting fucking clobbered and still somehow survived and even dropped Trinaldo at one point. Good fight overall, mostly in favor of Trinaldo but Yancy was a warrior out there
>>67626959
>>67626986
Sweet, cheers. I'll have a look.
>>67626950
Also I thought Alves-Barberena was pretty good
>>67626898
I think Yancy was just tired as fuck, because he had his arms up and was defending, albeit on autopilot, but defending and moving nevertheless. Good fight, at least Yancy didn't just lay back and take it the rest of the fight.
>>67626999
agreed, worth a watch
Watching the prelims now and Santos/Marquardt is about to begin. Does anyone have the Nate knocking out Dollaway webm? lol
btw what's the future hold for Santos and Nate? Nate's obviously done, but Santos I feel like will get beat by any of the top ten but he's got a few fun fights ahead of him.
>>67626045
KO by charlie horse. MMA is evolving
>>67624741
kekinho
>>67625616
it's the arrogance of those jungle monkeys that annoys me.
"joo need to hispek Brah-Sill. Huehuehue"
like other South American countries don't act like that. they can be proud of their country but don't like it isn't a third world shithole.
>>67627077
I wonder if it is possible, you'd think leg kicks would have done it.
I have also tried to think if there was a way to do a high thigh slicer or quad slicer, it's would be disgustingly painful. i think i have seen a bicep slicer once, so upper limb seems possible.
>>67627097
which is why Maia seems awesome he isnt arrogant and is well spoken
>>67626984
such a mismatch. beet should be fighting Demetrius Johnson. koksal is a scrub, late replacement the rumors say
Robby Lawler? More like ROBBERY Lawler, amirite guys? XD
>>67627101
I just looked one of those up and it looks very painful.
>>67625526
thank you for your service
>>67627102
>mfw Maia only use jiu-jiutsu because he doesn't want to hurt his opponents
How come people shit on Fedor for losing to roided up Dan Henderson but not on RDA for losing to Jeremy Stephens?
>>67627141
RDA has since fought again and proved that he's not a shit-tier mandrama faggot.
seriously important video
>>67626984
this post just proves how big of a piece of shit you are
nobody wants to see these 2 crack head midgets fight
it's not funny, midgets and freaks aren't funny
your posting is literally TLC here comes hunny boo boo tier
ginger faggot
>>67625526
189er here. who is in the 2nd fight?
>>67627166
>midgets and freaks aren't funny
Even when they're trying to be funny?
>>67627170
oh, nevermind. just realized it's TJ Dillashaw beating that Hue who was champ when Cruz was injured.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER, IMA FIGHT YER FOOKIN ARSE
YE KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT, WHAT'S THE REAL MONEY FIGHT IS ME, NOT THESE BUMS YE ALREADY PUNKED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE, DON'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT SHITE, THAT'S THE EASY FIGHT
>>67627189
Can the UFC rename the HW Division to The Meme Division? The only weight class where skills, experience, talent and mentality accumulated through decades of blood, sweat and tears get shattered with a single punch within five minutes of a fight which wont even pay for your kid's semester.
>>67627232
Could Rumble unironically be the GOAT heavyweight? He punches infinitely harder than he needs to knock these old fucks out and has about as little stamina as them.
>>67627238
I don't know, but I'd love to find out. He should move up when he loses to Jones, if he ever gets the chance to fight him.
>>67627238
I wonder if he'll just end his career at HW if LHW doesn't work out for much longer.
I used to be able to tap a webm thumbnail and it would expand in the thread and play, but nowadays I get this. The only way to make it play is to open in a new tab.
>>67627249
Always go with dark chocolate.
>>67626490
Does anyone have the webm link of the "oh my" guy?
>>67627238
>>67627097
That's because they're foreigners to you though, have some self awareness.
who has the greatest chin in ufc history?
>>67627286
Roy
>>67627286
Mark Hunt
Robbie Lawler
Jake Shields
>>67627286
Demetrious Johnson :^)
I just realized that Sterling and Caraway are going to be on fightpass
Was Damian Maia vs. Jake Shields the most advanced BJJ fight in the UFC?
>>67627181
they're pathetic
>>67626786
>6 straight ufc wins
how come this guy isn't fightning top 10?
>>67627312
That's Aleks, Fedor has a noticably rounder face even when they were kids
>>67625458
>Diaz
>contender
good joke. you should've said wonderboy you cuck
>tfw could win a fight by strictly doing jon jones thigh kicks and bendo thigh punches
HOW CAN YOU EVER LOSE?!?!?!
>>67627384
I would like the piss stained toilet paper out of her cooter given the opportunity
>b-but anon I was singing on stage all day
>shhhh sweet princess, just let anon take control
>o-ok anon, you love me right?
>s-sure taylor, me love you long time
>tfw asian canadian
>>67627286
100% DC
>>67627384
>>67627395
Taylor Swift is a lesbian
>>67627424
A man can dream
>>67627384
can u americans please produce more girls like this?
thanks in advance
>>67627424
how can a woman dislike cock? that's bullshit
>>67627351
He'll probably get a ranked opponent next. Hasn't been going through the greatest of competition in the most impressive of fashions all the time.
Lightweight is also pretty stacked but it wouldnt surprise me if he gets a Vick, Lauzon, Dunham tier fighter next that could actually be ranked
Kyoji Horuguchi vs John Moraga is the fight to make lads
>>67627282
what the fuck are you on about?
I just said other foreigners don't act that way, faggot
>>67627484
I think you mean Dodson, Lineker, and McDonald in a standup only match
>>67627490
Dodson vs Lineker would be spicy
>>67627513
Both amazingly talented men
Who's going to win?
>>67627621
I'm hopping on the Wonderboy hype train, I think his standup is just impeccable, he moves around so well coming at so many angles and is so good at countering
I've also bought stock in the meme that his grappling has improved, enough to avoid takedowns at least from a typical shot
>>67627621
Rory via tappy
>>67627621
Rory via jabby
>>67627621
wonderboy via spinning shit
198 sucked
>>67627621
wonderboy via heemy
>>67627668
tristar brought it venom page to spar with rory so better believe he prepared for that shit.
>>67627621
Rory most likely. As much as I want to hop on the wonderboy meme , Rory is mah boy
>>67624856
>>beat the ever loving shit out of him anyways
i must have missed that part.
>>67627621
I honestly feel that if Rory hasn't been champion by now, he never will. And now he's talking about fighter pay and fighter associations, he's just asking the UFC to fuck him.
I'm with this guy. >>67627634 I want someone to believe in in this division. I'm not a Lawler fan and it's time we get someone to settle fights and I hope it's Thompson.
>i only have webms of this thompson, but you see my point.
>>67627686
Nate is so fucking tough. He took that headkick like a champ and was not even out cold when he got swarmed.
>>67625458
oh hai
>>67627535 which one of you did this
>>67627705
GSP was 100% natty throughout his entire career
Jealous memers are the only people who think he was on roids
>>67625630
there's a guy in that clip?
>this is a 10/10 in middle earth
>>67627719
i posted him because he was natty
can't tell if you got that or not
>>67627715
>every fit bald white guy is GSP
>>67627732
>what's taters eh?
The guy is spending more than he's making, it seems like.
How much does he make outside of UFC?
>>67627750
#TeamBSN’s @TheNotoriousMMA will move up 2 weight divisions for #UFC196 If you need to make gains try TRUE MASS 1200
He gets free sups for him and Artem and he probably gets most of his training clothes from Reebok. It basically pays to train MMA.
>>67624671
Did anyone watch Fialho vs Reger at Bellator 154?
>>67627621
rory, easily too i reckon. UD or GNP TKO
>>67627784
I did, fialho is beast
Can someone post the webm of Holly getting choked to sleep
>>67627868
Ah that feels good
Thanks
what's your favorite fighter personality? i like my fighters to be very stoic but suddenly extroverted once in the cage and i like them to express love for fighting while being very unassuming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1aKMPobNV8
>>67627878
i like fighters that are humble and look like they should be shit at fighting but actually kick everybody's ass when the cage door closes
>>67627876
There's another angle, as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqBuNgqCsc
be careful
>>67627858
>>67627876
One more cut, just the short last moments, you can really appreciate the contrasting facial expressions in this one. Anyway, good luck in your next fight Ronda!
>>67627946
this is no joke
can someone post the webm of ronda posting her arm just after getting laid out? i think the best/only shot was from above
>>67627238
He could no doubt get to the top 10, but guys at heavyweight are more durable i don't see him beating any of the top 5 guys unless he becomes better at eating shots and keeping cool.
>>67628080
>He could no doubt get to the top 10
lol
Most of the shitters in the HW division would have about 40 pounds on him
>>67628080
I don't know he barely could hurt Arlovski.
Heavyweights are too big
>>67628123
>I don't know he barely could hurt Arlovski.
>literally broke his jaw
>>67628123
I had no clue just how drastic the power/chin scaling from weight class to weight class is. I mean look at Conor, dude used to walk through shots at FW but got rocked by a fuggen Diaz brother at WW.
I've only been watching the sport for three years but I learn new shit about it all the time. MMA is great.
Is Anderson's gall bladder a big enough sacrifice to appease the mma gods so they don't take another 199 fighter?
>>67628065
/r/inggg
>>67628185
listen up goof
he never got rocked before because he has never been hit clean on the chin
another example is chris leben, he was known for his 'chin' but he never got hit on the chin cleanly until he faced anderoid silva and he got finished inside 1
Did you guys see that MLB punch? They just showed it on ESPN. They also showed a Glory heem.
>>67628229
lmao just noticed that steroid acne
>>67628351
is there a ufc fighter who isn't on PED's?
>>67628342
>They also showed a Glory heem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jx0hdsO7E
this one?
>>67628401
dont think there is anyone who could be called unequivocally natty....Barbarena maybe?
Was it too early, bros?
>>67628421
>trains with Benson
Wouldn't bet on it.
>>67628433
fair...prolly nobody then
>>67628431
definetely but that bitch turned her back and literally asked for it
I just spent a while looking for a pic of Benson Henderson's dad to accompany my post asking if said dad was named Ben, but funnily enough I couldn't find a pic of the guy anywhere.
Then I thought about it for a second, and laughed. I guess some stereotypes are true.
What's next for Brian "The Meme Slayer" Barberena?
>>67628487
Make Anthony pettis retire
>TUF 24
>>67628351
not steroid acne, not even acne. just blemishes that show up on white peoples white skin. ingrown hairs etc.
>>67628509
based god bless you, have a grimes in return
>>67628527
>the coaches who were soundly tooled in the first round by the champ are supposed to help an inexperienced prospect beat the champ
reactionimage.jpg
>>67628509
Glorious.
Why did Stann insist that Cummins vs Nog should have been stopped earlier than it was, but he was perfectly fine with Yancy vs Trinaldo?
>>67628419
Yes.
more webms of women getting fucked up major?
>>67628587
Yeah. DJ has effectively wiped out the entire division.
>>67624880
>>67624896
>>67624933
Anderson clearly lost 3 of the 5 rounds. (1,3,5)
no rounds for Anderson could be scored 10-8.
How did Anderson win or even draw?
HYPE
>>67624671
Hey what fight was this pic from.
Also, someone redpill me on Pankration
>>67628694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY71z7Niu_c
>>67628699
>the best flyweights are starting to leave that division because they can't beat him
>Mighty Mouse will retire because no one wants to fight him anymore
>>67628773
after the fight dodson's eyes looked like he's legit scared to fight mm anymore.
>>67628767
that's terrible refereeing
>>67628733
uhhh diaz vs henderson? pretty sure it was a free fight on fox a couple years back
>>67628773
Maybe time to fight Dillashaw or get his ass kicked by Cruz again?
>>67628509
slowmo
Is Mark Hunt the most likeable fighter today?
i bet rogan felt really embarrassed after werdum got knocked out in less than a round
>>67628846
no
our boy sage is
>>67628874
He's doing some sort of Glory post-fight podcast with Schaub and Callen in a few bongs. We'll know all about it.
>>67627621
wonderboys striking is over hyped since he beat a predictable midget wrestler. Rory will not be heemed and win by tko or sub in the later rounds.
>>67627621
Rory's technique is too good to lose to meme striking.
>>67628905
>sweden talking about striking
>sweden making predictions
>>67628905
>its a boxswede predicts a mma fight episode
>>67628935
She's a big girl.
Poor Matt took to illegal slaps to the back of the head before he finally snapped
>>67628819
Mighty mouse is much better now than he was 5 years ago. Cruz wouldn't stand a chance against him today.
>>67628839
That's not me, you can tell easily because this guy has a life.
>>67628905
>sweden talks about technique and makes predictions like he's not completely retarded
>>67628968
She could submit half of /heem/ easily.
>>67629011
>gabi vs tony ferguson
>>67628868
>>>
>>67627670
I'll take this one. 198 was great, it had it all: 15 minutes grinding on your opponent's back, spicy bangers, 1st round ko, granite chins and wild and crazy hues from the crowd.
Fun card overall. Would bang.
>>67629050
>mcgregor panic wrestles
>>67624711
>DWTS
>Not mentioning MMA fighter in the title
Come on now
>>67624671
>>67624671
>>67624671
>>67624671
LADS
HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MCGREGOR ANYMORE?
HE CAME IN LIKE A PUFF AND GOT BTFO LIKE A PUFF
NOW HE'S ON TWITTER CRYING FOR ATTENTION LIKE A PUFF
>>67629050
what the actual fuck...
who let her in the ring?
>>67629098
What are you talking about? She gassed, obviously.
>>67629098
>>67629163
She was inefficient with her movement. She would've won if she took her time. Also she shouldn't have fought Nate err I mean that girl in that webm.
She also fought a bigger girl
>>67629177
lel
I DUN GIVE A FOOK EEDER
>>67629184
WODDYEW TALKIN BOUT STAIR-OIDS DONT PUT MOI NAME IN WID DAT OIM MAJAH AGAINS DAT
>>67629050
wonder if she mctapped after she started mcwrestling
>>67627621
Canadian autist.
>>67628773
>what will happen if Borg cuts to 135
UFC Fights in here, gonna stream some Pride later
>>67625244
He got lucky that Brown followed him to the ground in the third. He was fucked if Brown didn't.
>>67629280
Neato, full events or individual fights?
>>67629293
full events when I start streaming, just got some free fights on for now
>>67629141
ouch stop shouting
his next ppv will do a milli buys bro he's cemented needle mover there's a news story and reactions to his fucking tweets
>>67629292
>He was fucked if Brown didn't
He had two rounds solidly in the bag
>>67629203
can this man restore UFC HW to its former [spoiler]Glory[/spoiler]?
>>67625860
Stipe could be consistent. He had a close fight with JDS, and a weird eye poke ending against Struve. Watch his fight with Struve again. The ending was weird, he gets caught as he's rubbing his eye, and he was winning up until that point. He's never been dominated in a fight yet.
Made a new friend today!!! Thanks Howard and mama for teaching me how to handle him!
>>67629307
kek
>>67629347
>He's never been dominated in a fight yet
He's never fought Cain.
>>67629050
This is obviously some amateur match so the lack of skill is forgivable. I am way more mad at the ref for letting this go on.
>>67629301
is there a chat/voice chat?
fedor could beat werdum and stipe now
>>67629418
chat and synced playlist for when theres no livestream
>>67629431
Lionfights on now? Is that the right stream? No one is in there
>>67629315
not anytime soon
maybe in 3-4 years
>>67629347
>He's never been dominated in a fight yet.
l-m-a-o
>>67629443
wec 48 now
Is there a chance Khabib is a meme given his super specialized skillset?
Does Will Brooks stand a chance with any top 10 lightweight?
>>67629421
probably
>>67629533
no yes
>>67629443
We're watching WEC 48 now, lionfight is on May 27th
Have some free time. What are some good Lellator fights to watch?
requesting verdoom gettin dropped webm
>>67629633
have you watched bendo vs koreshkov yet
>>67629668
what was he thinking
>>67629653
Yeah, live.
Also
>that fight
>good
It's basically Koreshkov tooling Bendo for 25 mins.
>>67629668
thanks buddy
>>67629683
it was good because everyone thought that bendo was going to steamroll him and it turned out to be the opposite
have you watched phil davis' fights? hes a munster
it what it is
>>67629709
He was kinda boring in the UFC and I watched the recent fight between him and Manhoef a bit (also boring)
>>67629734
>I watched the recent fight between him and Manhoef
wut
you mean king mo?
>>67629709
they were close to being gassed, it was like a half-speed fight
reminder that Ben Askren could beat any UFC WW
His toughest fight is probably Maia
>>67629768
oh yeah lmao
>>67629633
I forget who they were but there was a crazy bellator prelim fight that was a spicy banger for the full 15 minutes. idk whether these guys had pillowfists or iron chins but it was rock em sock em robots and surprisingly no one dropped.
>>67629783
Lawler would literally murder him.
>Floyd Mayweather wants Conor McGregor for his final fight. Who ya got?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/16/11680908/morning-report-floyd-mayweather-will-only-fight-against-conor?_ga=1.86262488.1168091096.1463315809
>>67626045
>That smug face on Bendo at the end
This fight was golden. Just goes to show how good Nate really is despite his lack of TDD and kicks.
It takes a Bendo and an RDA to whoop Nate. Anything short of those get wrecked.
>>67629994
>It takes a Bendo and an RDA to whoop Nate. Anything short of those get wrecked.
Conor wrecked him before Nate pussied out and took it to the ground
>>67630006
I know people that legitimately think this. It's so satisfying.
>>67625119
Great post
>>67629678
>>67629668
>WTF was he thingken
Yeah seriously. What?
Werdum usually fights so smart.
He turned full retard there. Just run after a golden gloves champ, that'll motherfucking work.
Seeing Werdum tool Browne with that improved striking, setting up that level change to knee against Hunt and being patient and goading/forcing Cain to use takedowns then we see him running after Stipe like that.
Damn it.
>>67629668
why did he go full ronda?
>>67630006
I know man. It's freakin' sad that a good deal of Conrad's manboys think this is true. LOL
>>67625244
He only won because Brown had to fistfight an army of Brazilians to make it into the octagon.
>>67630029
>Yeah seriously. What?
>Werdum usually fights so smart.
no he doesn't watch his old fights
>>67630006
>Conor was winning until he lost
>>67630006
conor was the one that took it to the ground m8
looking for a heem is up on fightpass
>>67630111
i literally just downloaded it FOR FREE lol
>11 hours until paige vanzant is on TV
>>67630146
she definitely has the bunda
If anyone here hasn't seen it, here's a video of Helio Gracie getting BTFO and his arm broken by Masahiko Kimura back in 1951:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTlnS5TtLFU
never take advice from sweden
>UK in charge of MMA knowledge
the only good thing about werdum losing is that, hopefully, that meme face will never be seen again
Just heem me
>>67627220
I NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
>>67630212
i agree
>>67630227
>10 replies
>2 posters
JUST is right
>>67630212
R A R E
Is Robbery Lawler going to heem Tyrone?
Wake up Fabricio, it's all over.
>>67628748
I like how everyone else just Nopes right out of there.
>>67630255
you never know. its guaranteed to be a spicy banger no matter who wins.
>enter to hall of fame
>no noguira
>>67630255
It's Tyron have an ounce of respect
if americans werent such a bunch of dumb puritan fucks we could be watching shredded hafthor bjornsons go at each other in the ufc
unfortunately, they are, so we have to watch a bunch of sad old and fat has beens instead
>>67630345
check out this rare flag guys
you're using a proxy right?
>tfw burning up
what's the best technique to heem a fever
Mark "The Fat Retard" Hunt unironically ranked
#8 Mark Hunt (12-10-1)
>>67629280
>>67629280
>>67629280
Get in here if you wanna watch some live MMA, WEC, Strikeforce, UFC, Pride.
Technical difficulties have been fixed.
Some nice heems lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmgfa9a-Fw
>>67630345
>sad old and fat has beens
Brazil's number one export
>>67630051
fabricio always takes damage in his fights
problem is cain is not much of a striker so when people judge according to the cain fight its not a good assessment of how good his striking
>>67630373
who isnt a fat retard in hw?
Nice heem that's too big too post here
https://gfycat
.com/VainUnhappyGander
>>67630394
188er detected
>>67630409
thanks for the virus
WOMEN SHOULD JUST FIGHT TOPLESS LIKE MEN
THIS IS STUPID
YOU CAN GRAB THE SPORTS BRA AND USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
wagecuck: the post
>>67630421
>Not knowing what gfycat is
>>67630427
women are required to wear breast protection just like men have to wear cups, unironically
>>67630436
neetcuck: the triggering
>>67630448
what do you mean I thought women were equal to men
>>67630469
struck a nerve
claudia failed her drug test according to mmaweekly
>>67630448
but some of the men have bigger tits than the women, some of the women are completely flabbergasted
>>67630479
women's nipples are a lot more sensitive
>>67630504
'no'
>>67630519
false
h-hello?
>>67630530
true
t. fucked your mom
>>67630534
hey
>>67630543
sorry guy, I thought the thread was dead. Just refreshed, all good. have a webm.
Jared 'Showtime' Hamman, ladies and gentleman
>>67630555
is she your favorite white fighter as well?
>>67630479
Equality is literally a social construct
>>67630568
haha nice.
Loved that fight when I first saw it. Hamman's gumby resilience is amazing. I loved it when he ended up destroying CB Dollaway. Does the fight hold up?
>>67628472
Tbh brazil must be the worst country with the worst humans ever, it's insane... How do they even have electricity?
>>67630607
>How do they even have electricity?
white people literally gave it to them
>>67628724
Never gonna happen... Would be amazing to watch tho... I just want to see Conor on every event fighting everybody... It is at this moment I realize UFC sucks...
>>67624969
That's fucking disturbing that smile
Lads does anyone know when the Hogan Experience is going to be on today? He said noon yesterday, but is that west coast time or east coast time?
>>67628773
You're not keeping up are you? After DJ rapes one more dude he's gonna fight 135 champ.. Cruz hopefully but since he's gonna get injured maybe he can fight someone smaller and win (TJ, urijah or barao)
please make the new thread paige vanzant themed
>>67630662
west coast since he lives there dummy
>>67630670
don't listen to this guy
>>67630677
Thanks big guy.
>>67630597
The first round was real spicy, but both guys are completely gassed by the halfway point of round two. It's fun to watch Hamman get rocked though, he has the most amazing rag doll physics.
NEW
>>67630704
>>67630704
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>67629668
Stipe managing to move backwards at an angle like that and stay off the cage/out of the clinch is actually really impressive for a big guy. Compare his movement there to when he got heemd by Struve against the cage.
Ill be out of the military in 6 years, ill be 24.
With me starting training around 22 what chance do i have at fighting in the ufc? Lellator?
>>67624973
show us your body anon. you would get heemed first rd
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