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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
>Ferreira pissed hot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11672470/carlos-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-pulled
>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
Schaub
schaub
Who /Cah-een/ here?
What does /heem/ think of Tim Boetsch?
>>67553532
why tho
Now that weigh ins are done, get your picks in while you still can, the image will be expanded
Main Card
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
Paige "VanZant's" real name is Paige Sletten
Her brother is a convicted child molester
Source:
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1121519/dwts-paige-vanzant-brother-is-a-convicted-child-molester
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
http://www.inquisitr.com/3091820/paige-vanzant-killing-it-on-dwts-while-brother-is-incarcerated-for-child-molestation/
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Rua - Only one I could go either way on
Alves
>6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
>Weidman
Rockhold is the champion not Weidman so Rockhold gets top billing. Rockhold vs. Weidman, not the other way around
The results are in, Claudia wins by unanimous decision after being down in the earlier rounds
>>67553580
WerDOOM
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Fabritzio
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey 2bh
Alves
>>67553642
It doesn't work that way when MY BOY is fighting.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>i submit picks without a pic
>>67553599
don't add this i already submitted a pick to you, i can't delete the post
>>67553657
>>67553665
>shogun
goof yourselves
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553752
Who is this lady of the evening?
>>67553739
>not picking Shogun
>>67553580
Stipe
Souza
Cyborg
Corey
Warlley
>>67553773
dont know,some west slav I guess
>>67553580
Miocic
Jacare
Leslie
Shogun
Barberena
>buy watermelon
>expect it to be delicious and sweet
>take a piece out to test it
>eat it
>tastes like nothing
man this bummed me out real bad
can anyone post some good heem to cheer me up
>>67553580
>le meme face man
belfort
>le natty goddess
RUA
alves
>>67553680
Your boy is getting his head smashed in again
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Barbarena
>>67553842
Probably wasn't ripe
>>67553842
who unironically eats watermelons
strawberries and pineapples or nothing
>>67553862
delete this.
>>67553862
Chris wasn't even trying in the first fight.
>>67553862
shut up
>>67553878
i'm just going to put it in the microwave and use it like a fleshlight now
>>67553920
Isn't that the reason you bought it in the first place?
>>67553946
he wasn't though, he told me
anyone else watching ufc ultimate knockouts on fs2?
>>67553946
Chris was unmotivated. This time he's ready to rip Luke's heart out.
>>67553648
Add one to JJ
I wish I was younger so I could practice MMA
>>67553998
Luke will sub him this time. Mark my words.
Brian Stann is my favorite fighter.
>>67554032
I've marked them....as BULLSHIT
haha
>>67554074
haha nice
>all these Stipe picks
You'll cowards dont even have the guts to actually put money on him though
>>67554084
:^)
>>67554131
>betting money on heavyweights
What is the best parlay to make for this card?
I want to pay my bills with gambling wins this month
>>67554131
We are neets, we don't have money.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553586
Oh shit, is this that rape she was talking about on JRE? Was she molested?
>>67554173
disgusting
delete this
>>67554173
Stipe-Belfort-Anderson
>>67554230
>t. picky virgin
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alzes
>>67554266
But Souza looks like he got through USADA unscathed... Im not hopeful for old Vitor...
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Rua
Barberena
>>67554191
Speak for yourself, Achmed. My parents give me money.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67554226
Paige was on JRE? Also, why does it feel as if every female fighter was molested as a child?
>>67553580
Fabricio Werdum
Jacare Souza
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Bryan Barberena
>>67554304
I love Souza, but I can just picture Belfort knocking his ass out in devastating fashion.
>>67554304
He looked like garbage in his last fight.
>>67554282
>tfw Elliott was going to go on the JRE but Joe saw the depression video
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553586
He looks like a real piece of shit. Probably dressed her as a boy and molested her.
>>67553580
Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Bryan Barberena
>>67554074
>>67554074
>>67554074
Don't cry
>>67554365
Because the most damaged, batshit insane type of chicks want to be MMA fighters
>>67554433
Quit making me hard, Ireland
>>67554531
>Hall
>>67554545
whatagoof
>>67554365
thats why they become fighters
I will destroy anyone here that is rude to me!
When do Maia and Brown fight?
>>67554600
>Maia
>fighting
rolling on the ground is not fighting
>>67554600
Prelim headliner
>>67554653
t. soft couch boy who has never been choked out
>>67554173
would you guys lick the seat after she gets up? it's literally her bare ass on that seat with her skirt that short.
i would and im not even ashamed. id do it with her still there watching me with a disgusted look on her face. you think i'd still fear death after i tasted an angel's ass? hell no. let me die my life is complete.
based brown flipping huelanders backwards
>>67553580
>WERDUM
>Souza
>Cyborg
>Anderson
>"Northcutt Killer" Barberena
>>67553580
All people I don't actually think will win but I want to meme
>Stipe
>Jacare
>Lesile
>Rua
>Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Stipe
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Warlley
>>67554653
>t. Britcuck who is too soft to do anything physical
>>67554653
>rolling on the ground is not fighting
It is when you're being held down against your will while getting punched and there's not a single thing you can do about it.
>>67554746
guys, we should all ban together, make a kickstarter and make our own fight promotion
/HEEM/
>>67553580
verdoom
jacare
cyborg
shogun
warlley (future champ screencap this post)
>>67554797
Heem FC 1 was a failure tho
I want to watch some old seasons of TUF. Which ones are the best?
I haven't seen any of them.
>post yfw Fedor signs with the UFC and Alistair gets sidelined automatically if Wedum wins vs. Miocic
>>67554902
TUF Brazil 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzYp9yCic0
>>67553580
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
>>67554902
The ones with Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzJjG8dO_Qo
>>67554876
You're right. Something like that would take money/social skills/actually being able to leave the house without having a panic attack
I do like the name HEEM though
>>67554797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
this man will be the first HW champ
is steven seagal /heem/ approved?
>"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
>>67554876
what the fuck ever did happen to Heem FC 1??
WHERE IS EDGESTONIA?
WHERE IS LITHKEK??!!
>>67554986
HEEM'S first flyweight champion
>>67555004
>I WILL HEEM EVERY MUDDAFUCKER BIRTHDAYS
>>67555045
lithcuck ducked him and vanished. feels bad man. someone said it was a proxy all along but that might have been a trollpost
>>67554902
1 is obviously great, some funny moments with and some good fighters.
5 is good too with Nate having the strength of a 14 year old and still submitting everyone.
>>67554876
I should be co-main 2bh catch-weight against anyone here
>>67555116
nah lithcuck is real, he's just scared to fight anybody
i told him heem would fly him to the u.s. to fight me and he ducked me, wanted to know why i didnt want to come to a 3rd world shithole like lithuania? LOL
>>67554876
I'm gonna copyright the word HEEM
>>67555004
His movies are literally GOAT
I'd apply for HEEM 1 but I know everyone would just duck my wrestling anyway
Best value on tomorrow's card is Rob Font btw
>>67555187
>tucking your shirt into your jeans
>>67555252
Do you have any idea how fucking badly you'd get heemed if you tried that?
>>67554876
Mostly because we put a pussy in the main event
I was telling you he wouldn't go through with it
>>67555263
Fuck that, JCVD was so much better.
>>67555278
>Walking around with an untucked shirt
>>67555277
i would apply for HEEM 1 but don't want to heem everyone with my native filipino boxing
Anyone have that webm of Maia from 194?
I call getting to be the HEEM FC prelim headliner. Enjoy your obscurity fighting on the main card while I get the attention of over a dozen people
>>67554817
He is and always will be my boy
>>67555352
UFC.tv
>The domain name "heem.com" is already taken
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67555396
We can buy it off them.
>>67555396
by what?
>>67555295
What the fuck is going on here?
>>67555349
is that art as meme as Burmese boxing?
literally why not just do muay thai
>>67555413
>>67555416
>>67555424
heem.tv is available though
>>67555396
what about heemma.com?
>>67555455
Nah, heem.tv is better
>>67555446
I vote for heem.org
anyone up for cheeky prelim picks?
get 'em in now
Taking picks on:
Maia vs. Brown
Santos vs Marquardt
Trinaldo vs Meideros
Font vs Lineker
Cummins vs Nogueira
http://www.ufc.tv/video/chris-weidman-vs-anderson-silva-ufc-162
>>67555446
better get heem.me while we're at it
I'm currently emailing Sketchers right now to see if they would want to be a sponsor for our organization.
Why on earth does heem.com redirect here?
http://www.artprice.com/
>>67555486
>literally who?
Person 1
Person 1
Person 2
Person 1
Person 2
because heemsters.tv sounds like hamsters.tv which sounds like some subpar brazzers website for creepios
>>67555486
maia
santos
trinaldo
font
NOG
>>67555502
anyone else having problems with ufc.tv on http? the video won't ever start unless i change to https
>>67555526
setting the bar a little high their breh, might wanna try Champs
>>67555526
Is looooooooooooolbro around? Ask that chick if she wants to be a ring girl
Aunt Laurie too
>>67555486
>Maia via heem
>santos via heem
>meideros via dec
>lineker via heem
>lil nog via guillotine
>there are goofbaskets present in this thread right now who think McGOAT vs Mayweather isn't going to happen
>>67555526
We also need a beer sponsor.
I'll get a hold of Natural Ice
>>67555486
Demian Maia
Thiago Santos
Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker
Patrick Cummins
>>67555572
R A R E
F L A G
>>67555572
rare flag in heem since diaz mcgregor. saved to my collection
>>67555574
I'm pretty sure we can get them.
>>67555606
what are you gonna do about it?
eat a cheeseburger?
Just contacted YouPorn sports. They sponsor mandrama right now. But I feel they'll sponsor MMA too. /heem/=/wwe/ just real. /heem/ 1 will probably have a Ultimate Surrender match however.
>>67555655
yes
>>67555665
me vs. your mom tbqh senpai
To that one anon whose uncle works at UFC, do you think he could give us some pointers for setting up a MMA promotion? Strictly between family of course
>>67555621
Your collection of your own posts with a proxy? How autistic of You.
>>67555486
Brown
Marquardt
Meideros
Lineker
Cummins
>>67555696
If we've learned anything from the post-USADA UFC...I think our fighters should be FORCED to be on PEDs
>>67555695
De-delete this be-bee-be four I heem you....
Should I get a hold of Condom Depot or would that be too ironic?
>tfw we are all united in fightfandom
>>67555747
yeah and get dynamic fastener while youre at it. maybe dipyourcar.
we can get affliction to make our merch
Matt Brown should be taken off the card, fined and suspended for such disgusting behaviour. You can't come into somebody elses country and be so rude to the fans, they are the ones who pay your bills. This sport is about respect.
>>67555750
and a love of Brendan Schaub.
>>67555774
Odd way to spell Francis Ngannou
>>67555780
what?
>>67555774
how would you guys feel about schaub commentating for HEEM?
>>67555798
Cuckold.
>>67555486
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67555770
it was just banter
>>67555804
Hes pretty bad at it. If you watch that onnit bjj thing, they kept trying to go off on tangents. Its was funnier than the cucks trying to actually talk about bjj though
>>67555804
he's way overvalued
fuck it, does Ngannou either speak English or have a phone number?
>>67555838
A martial arts environment is no place for petty "banter''
>>67555770
Agreed. I for one will be boycotting watching all his fights until a formal apology is issued and a fine handed out.
>>67555780
who?
could schaub heem ngannou?
>>67555860
Luckily it was a weigh in environment
>>67555880
Schaub no contest
>>67555880
yes, but he more likely would take him down and sub him.
>>67555880
Probably be smarter for schaub to ground and pound him out.
>>67555880
lineker would heem schaub
>>67555770
Agreed. I for one will be boycotting watching all his fights until a formal apology is issued and a fine handed out.
>>67555880
Ngannou by KO in the first exchange
>>67555840
FOR SURE...FOR SURE...slow your roll, son. Stay in your lane. Schaub is a dime-piece.
>>67555880
Schaub would megaheem Cucknnou
Does no one remember him actually being backed up big time by Curtis Blaydes jabs?
One Big Brown Bomb ends the fight and his career
>>67555880
Schaub got knocked out by zombie bignog
>>67555992
And the soul snatched out of his body by Joe Rogan.
>>67555986
Schaub couldn't heem a fly that took the fight on 2 day's notice.
>>67555486
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
Guys I know you love Schaub but we're getting off track. Back to HEEM FC talk, please.
>>67556042
Schaub would get knocked out by Joe Rogan's daughter's queef
>"Pra relaxar depois da luta eu gosto de fazer amor"
>ywn have post fight sex with Claudinha
>>67556113
link to q@a?
>>67556113
does she fuck guys
he'll be fine
>>67555486
>Brown via heem
>Santos via heem
>Trinaldo dec
>Lineker heem
>cummins dec, even though it pains me to pick against lil nog
>>67556153
Yes
Emphasis on "she fucks"
hahahaha
>>67556113
Honestly you'd be surprised at what I can and can't do, buddy.
>>67555986
Blaydes is a 6'4 265lbs monster
Schaub is a full time cuck
>>67554173
>ywn be a girl
no good parley all br no trust them
>>67556238
>ywn be a girl
literally laughed out loud
>>67556215
>Emphasis on "she fucks"
that was the joke
>>67556260
>sage post
>hahahaha
that was the other joke
>>67556247
>not getting in multiple picks
also i realized i'd messed up in my first pick, i meant to pick brown via heem not maia.
how silly would that be?
>>67556260
No it wasnt
>>67556247
Remember friends.
>>67555770
>This sport is about respect.
Not anymore because of McGregor. The UFC is now turning into mandrama. I'm not saying he's responsible for this, but it's a side effect of what he has done.
From most butthurt to least...Rank who took their losses the hardest
Conor, Ronda, Aldo, Weidman, Dillashaw, Cain
>>67556293
Fucking autism
You even changed the other picks you aspie
fighter and the kid is literally unwatchable now.
>I DISAGREE HURRRRR I DISAGREE DURRR I DISAGREE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Rapaport is still the man tho
leslie smith looking p good in the weigh ins
>>67556341
>>67556247
>getting upset over picks
yeah, i'm the one who has autism bud
Ronda, Weidman, Conor, Aldo, Cain, Dillashaw
>>67556366
You're literally replying to yourself multiple times you total fucking aspie
You are such a fucking weirdo
Now you're in damage control mode because you've been caught and once again outed as a giant autist
Are you the Amerisperg who gets into thread wars?
>>67556351
maybe looks wise but athleticly she looks like some girl who does some cardio few times in a week
>>67556351
She won't look good after tomorrow.
>>67556428
calm down autismo
>>67556459
so like cyborg if she wasn't a chemical factory
>>67556333
Right, because Chael, Tito and every other man drama exponent didn't exist before McGoobs.
I think Leslie is gonna get the shock flash KO
>>67556516
yep
its sad desu because cyborg will destroy her literally
>>67556084
/heem/ is full of deadbeats. get used to it.
>>67556506
Stop replying to me you fucking autistic psychopath
>>67556578
calm down autismo
Condit won
Ignoretripfags.jpg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11673794/jose-aldo-vows-to-run-through-frankie-edgar-offers-to-fight-conor
What happened to him lads?
>>67556578
don't tell me what to do autismo
>>67554173
Moraes
Santos
Alves
Souza
>>67556650
No
Condit 1, 4
Lost 47-48
>>67556669
Looks like an utter creep.
>>67556683
reebok'd, usada'd, probably back to a dog shit payscale for a top 3 guy in the world
Claim your fightfus
>>67556744
>rory fan !16ukjc8zY.jpg
what
>>67556744
>filename
my fucking sides
>>67556755
how dare you
>>67556683
It's sad. He had a great career, took his loss badly. And now he's going to be perma-heemed by Edgar before he can make any money fighting Goobs. (that's what it's really about)
>>67556755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IyofPtQbSE
>>67556523
They didn't have the flamboyant success McGregor has, they're nowhere near his lvl in term of fame, the UFC and social medias weren't as big as they are now.
my fightfu has BEEN claimed since i first set eyes
>>67556683
EVEN ON THE STREETS I'M COMIN FOR HIM YEH
>>67556683
coner turned him into the Jorker
>>67556772
>>67556773
obvious samefag
>>67556744
i look literally nothing like that
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Fuck it 209 Smith what
Anderson
Alves
>>67556683
There is a comment saying that Aldo will pull an Aldo again, which might leave Edgar as the undisputed interim title holder, also known as the uncrown feddaweight champion.
CAN WE ALREADY CALL IT THE FRANKIE CURSE?
>>67556852
It doesn't matter. He copied them. UFC has always had disrespectful stars used to promote fights. And mandrama has always been a component.
>>67556683
>>67556885
R A R E
OHHHHH THE BIG KABOSH
>>67556755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M5D5OA-d4
>>67556965
this meme is stale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
Why are you guys ditching Joanna? Is it because of her big ankles? God you guys are shallow
>>67556976
How? The Irish didn't post here for at least a month after Nate embarrassed Conor, they're only now just starting to crawl out of the woodwork
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg lmao
Corey anderson
Barbarena
https://youtu.be/W18W9EKPZC8
He probably doesn't even get a cut of his own movie rights.
>>67557028
TUF is changing opinions. According to a recent study, 55% of /heem/ are in favour of Claudia
>>67557028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqWpKATpZg4
>WMMA
>hip throws
>>67556650
But we won. Fight was great.
>>67553580
Werdum
Belfort
Smith
Anderson
Alves
>>67557182
>wmma
>Headlocks
Will Brown vs. Maia be FotN? That weigh-in was spicy.
>>67556721
1, 3, 4
You're an idiot if you think otherwise
Condit landed more and harder strikes in the third round and was more aggressive
>>67557253
I had all 5 rounds for the Blood God.
>>67553580
STIPE
VITOR
CYBORG
ANDERSON
BARBERENA
Your future wmma straweight champion
>>67557253
>Actually believing Condit won round 3
These people are among us, and they're allowed to vote and breed, just as we are. Horrifying.
>>67557248
It depends on whether Brown will be able to hurt Maia enough while Demian tries to get his wrestling going.
I sure hope that Brown gets his muay thai on, but most likely the odds are right and Maia gets clinch takedowns for three rounds.
+270 odds are tempting
>>67557298
Swede's got his shit straight
>>67557286
who is this dick stick?
>>67557298
Yes
We call them adults
Will we ever get a picture of Ngannou w/ Schaub?
>>67557286
Olympic barbell? 20kgs, not that light for someone of her frame.
>>67557313
No, people who deny reality are called morons, not adults.
>>67557312
>everyone is ignoring the manlet
>>67557334
Denying falsities is not moronic.
It's logic
Bending over for fascist cock among other things is moronic
>>67557286
This is the current heavyweight champion.
>>67557182
>MMA
>Cagehugging
>>67557286
you'll never beat claudia
https://www.instagram.com/p/k20UahD6Cv/
you'll never be more american than claudia
>>67557367
>Pulls out of a fight cause of a back injury
>Why
>These are the meme exercises he does
>>67557253
That fight (briefly) opened up a whole discussion about the scoring system of MMA, primarily damage vs. volume.
The fight I saw, Lawler did much more damage to Condit - especially in the 5th - but Condit obviously landed a higher volume. Both guys had close percentages, and both guys got a knockdown.
I don't think I've seen a fight that close in a while, but I felt Lawler got the win because he dominated the 5th and of course the last round is the one everyone remembers.
>>67557367
Is he training up kicks or trying to injury his spine?
>>67557385
>implying he really had an injury
![hi-res-f13810ecdef141e61521161d6b280ebc_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzULtdN.jpg "hi-res-f13810ecdef141e61521161d6b280ebc crop north[1]")
>>67557373
>mfw
>>67557400
hes training explosiveness
>>67557353
If Condit's shots were anything more than pitter-patter pillow punching (which they weren't) why did the fifth round look like this?
Surely all the tremendous damage he did in round 3 would have built up over the course of the fight
Or maybe he was just throwing feather duster punches and hoping to convince the judges and then proceeded to get absolutely steamshoveled by Robbie, who actually fights to put people down and out and not to score points
Judges were dead on in this and I'm glad they weren't convinced by skewed stats, the metric used to score fights is effective striking and Condit was anything but effective in round 3
>>67557412
>>67557387
>>67557373
that fight was so good. will robbie get fight of the year twice consecutively?
>>67557387
>Lawler did much more damage to Condit
Completely subjective. They both looked beat up after the fight
>>67557286
my knees hurt just looking at hits meme training
>>67553580
Stipe Miocic via Rnd 1 TKO
Vitor Belfort via Rnd 1 Headkick KO
Cristiane Cyborg via Rnd 1 Murder
Corey Anderson via Unanimous Decision
Warlley Alves via Rnd 2 Guillotine Choke
>>67553580
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg lel
Black guy
Barbarena
>>67557382
rose likes guns too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9rJxuUuz1k
>>67557439
Condito also has a great chin and doesn't really telegraph when he's hurt, same with Lawler. It must have been a nightmare to score that fight purely from a damage perspective.
>>67557431
>why did the 5th round look like this
Because Robbie is a monster? What does that have to do with anything? Robbie looked like he smacked in the face with a bag of bricks after the fight.
>feather duster punches
Oh I see, you're just trolling now because you don't have any actual clue what you're talking about
>Condit was anything but effective in Round 3
And Robbie was? Round 3 was pretty tame compared to the others for the most part, the biggest thing was Condit's knee, Condit landed twice as much and no fighter landed anything huge, Condit was more active overall in that round too
You're just another dumb JUST BLEED retard that epitomizes everything wrong with the scoring system
>>67553580
Stipe
Vitor
Cyborg
Mauricio
Barberena
>>67557466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PblXFd09dic
>>67557454
I'm convinced Anderson will decision-screw his way to the title at this rate.
Dana said 1 more big fight left for UFC 200. I guess it will be Anderson vs someone?
>>67557431
Robbie is one scary cunt in the 5th round.
>>67553580
Stipe
Vitor
Cyborg
Mauricio
Alves
>>67557466
Are there any fighters in the UFC who are anti-gun?
>>67557471
Because if Condit's shots did actual damage to Robbie, he wouldn't have been able to rally like that and absolutely demolish Condit in the 5th, dumbfuck. Damage builds up over the course of a fight. Muscles get tender and sore, bruises hurt, ribs could get fractured, etc, etc. If Condit had done any significant damage, that fifth round should not have looked like the absolute domination it actually was.
Hence, Robbie wins, because his striking was more effective and he landed the harder shots.
>>67557493
it's obviously going to be McGregor vs someone
"quitting" was the only thing he could do to stay relevant. there's no such thing as bad PR.
>>67557493
didn't he say there will be 4 title fights?
wolf tickets
>>67557522
what do you think the ratio is of pro to anti gun for fight fans?
>>67557489
Her stance firing a pistol is pretty shit, but she's such a qt no one bothered to help her.
>Little azn girl uzi.webm
>>67557431
He had Lawler visibly rocked in one of the rounds and was on the verge of finishing him, but Robbie has developed a good chin over the years. What kind of idiot says Condit was only throwing pillow punches? He was hitting him with hard shots and putting together good combinations that would have beaten any other WW.
You're an idiot.
>>67557489
cute honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWTF_6_ui0I
>>67557493
GSP vs Paleontologist.
>>67557471
Lawler literally ate a flying knee from Condit for breakfast, and Condit spent all of round 5 in survival mode and nearly got heemed numerous times. Robbie only got hurt once, and it was before all of that happened.
It's hilarious how /heem/ shits on Condit for not fighting until the end of a fight, and then jumps down Lawler's throat when that strategy screws him over.
>>67557531
>he wouldn't have been able to rally like that
That's not how it works at all and you know it you dumb sack of shit. Robbie is a fucking maniac, you'd have a point if you were talking about fucking Arlovski or Schaub but you're just too stupid to critically think
>Damage builds up over the course of the fight
So all of Robbie's damage came in the 5th round then considering Condit was just pouring volume on him like you claim? Hmmmm, you seem to be contradicting yourself and know how full of shit you are
>Robbie wins because of the 5th round
kek, you Swedish retards never fail to outdo your own stupidity. Its astounding how little you actually know about anything you're discussing.
Remind me to filter your flag the next time you post
post your walkout tune friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZNy0WQN-I
also dont forget to get your ufc 198 prelim picks in, starting in less than 24 hours
>>67557493
Dennis Siver v Cody Pfister
>>67557493
>>67557551
>>67557548
hes trying to get GSP fight someone
>>67557431
I bet you didn't know that Rory was going to be the champ if he survived round 5, regardless of whether Lawler won it or not because he was up on the cards 3-1.
>who actually fights to put people down and out and not to score points
Guess what turd, scoring points is part of the rules.
>>67557563
It's gotta be at least 75/25 even if you include fight fans where guns are banned
>>67557548
>McGregor
>UFC 200
Not happening
>>67557591
GSP would be a cool dude to have adventures with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
>>67557598
only if they fight at walking around weight for max memes
>>67557592
What does that have to do with anything? Robbie has an iron fucking chin, are you going to call Rory pillowfisted too for not finishing Robbie with 3 knees in the 4th round?
>spent all of round 5 in survival mode
Total nonsense, it was the last minute and even then he was still trading shots
>Robbie got hurt once
Multiple times
If Condit is so pillowfisted then how come Robbie couldn't finish a weary and rocked Carlos in the 5th?
This is fucking stupid and just shows how much you retards eat up Diaz memes
>>67557629
King of broken english
>>67557630
the fix is in
when the fuck is nick fighting again reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67557656
>ywn go on a spoopy mountain hike with Arlovski, GSP, Rose and Anderson Silva looking for aliens and other creatures
just fucking permaheed me into living death f a m
>>67557630
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>67557603
Are you serious? Are you implying that actually scoring a strike and outwitting your opponent in fighting is a good thing? That being more precise and smart is an effective strategy?
Are you kidding me?
>>67557629
claudia would be more fun
>>67557593
>Robbie is a maniac therefore he can defy the limitations of the human body
It's not a fucking video game, he doesn't have a super-power button to press when he gets to the fifth round. He had gas left in his tank because he hadn't really been punished by Condit until up to that point. If he'd been forced to survive and hang on by a thread because of damage he'd taken in previous rounds he would not have been able to conserve that energy - it has nothing to do with him being a """maniac""", it has everything to do with him being well-conditioned and having taken less damage than Condit
Robbie's damage did not all come in the 5th and I never said it did, he clearly won two rounds before that and landed several hard shots up to that point, dropping Condit once in the process. If you don't think that's damage then you are truly delusional.
>Robbie wins because of the 5th round
Yeah, of course. And the first. And the third. Three rounds to Condit's two.
To be the champ you have to beat the champ - and if Robbie had been beaten in rounds 1-4, Condit would not have been absolutely crushed in the 5th. He deserved that win, and fuck your delusion. I hope Condit retires like he threatened to, with his tail between his legs.
>>67557596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CLDk1bmHVE
>>67557655
You're saying they should score for Condit's effective strikes if his strikes didn't have any effect? Robbie's chin is a factor. Everyone isn't the same difficulty to knock out. You don't get points just for touching them, you have to hurt them.
>>67557630
>>67557676
>>67557695
the fighter who's face is on the post fight presser loses, look it up
>>67557707
Can we officially claim Claudia as American?
>>67557707
Because she'd just be one of the dudes.
>>67557655
>robbie has an iron fucking chin
>>67557493
gsp vs anderson a 180
>>67557493
Honestly think it'll be CM Punk
By 200 he should be ready and they'll want a name like that to draw the casuals
>>67557736
Why not, this whole board has already fallen in love with her
>>67557596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>67557756
This remains one of the most baffling moments in MMA for me. I know Lawler ate some shots earlier in the fight before the webm starts but how? How does Lawler survive a war with Hendricks, Brown, MacDonald and Condit but he gets put out by a Diaz punch?
>>67557800
>Nick Diaz is pillowfisted
Why won't this meme die?
>>67557800
Toiming beat speed, precision beats power
>>67557736
she already is.
>>67557824
I'm not saying Nick's got pillowfists, but all the guys I mentioned definitely hit harder than he does, and hit Lawyer more times. Weird stuff.
I guess Conor and >>67557830 are right after all
>>67557694
pls don't do this to me on a friday night, anon.
>>67557824
He's not pillowfisted but he doesn't have huge power either, pretty average
>>67557832
TRAITOR
>>67554226
doubt it. seems her brother was more into little boys from the article. sucks either way, but at least he's behind bars now and can't continue to do that shit.
funny how the article asks why she hasn't spoken on air about it. i mean, why would she? it's not like she had anything to do with it. fucking hack writer.
>>67557800
his hair was holding him back
>>67557832
So she either wants a draw, defeat, or be killed in the ring.
OUTDOOR ADVENTURES TEAM
>GSP
>Arlovski
>Claudia
>Silva
>N8?
>>67557800
robbie learned what boxing was in that fight
>>67557887
cowboy
>>67557832
DELET THIS
>>67557720
You're a fucking retard. Robbie is notorious for being a fucking monster, especially in the 5th round, especially in his return to the UFC, you are a fucking deluded casual if you think otherwise. This isn't complicated, this isn't some hard science, he's an engine with a hard chin and is never backing down
Perhaps if you had ever actually watched a fight in your life you'd realize how simple of a concept this is to understand
Damage is bullshit just bleed nonsense that retards like you parry because they can't argue objectivity.
Are Hendricks, Brown, and Rory pillowfisted too? No, of course not, Robbie is a fucking monster and you're a fucking retard.
>clearly
Clearly not
>and the first
You probably mean the 2nd
>third
Nope. He had one good moment in that entire round, a little flurry which he was also eating counters from Condit, Condit was landing good body kicks the entire round and being more aggressive, countering everything Robbie had to throw, even landing a nice couple knees in the clinch
>To be the champ you have to beat the champ
Shit retards say
You are such a fucking moron and another retard eating up ebin Nick Diaz memes
You have never fought in your life and don't understand anything. You are a coward and a casual goof retard dummy
>>67557899
how good would nick be with steroids
Robbie won all 5 rounds against Husbando.
>>67557733
>no effect
Oh look, another retard.
>points should be scored differently based on the fighter's chin
Absolute nonsense, an effective strike is an effective strike, if some psychopath that doesn't feel pain walks through it, it means nothing
Utterly absurd. I'm seriously concerned what schools actually graduated you retards
>>67557887
>GSP leads the hike with obnoxious enthusiasm
>Andrei carries the gear/tents/food
>claudia and silva on joke duty
>cowboy already drunk, lags behind, gets killed first
>>67557887
something about Rory seems like he would do well in a dangerous situation innawoods. he could probably kill a bear with a toothpick.
>>67557899
This might be the spiciest banger based on aggression alone
>>67557947
>there are clean UFC fighters, no really!!!!
>trust me, the Diaz bros told me, even though Gilbert and Jake popped!!!!
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Barberena
>>67557720
Kek please stop posting any time. Your opinions are horrid. Robbie Lawler has a game plan which he executes, he doesn't work to tire himself out in the first few rounds but then goes all out in the last two. Jackson-Wink had laid out a template for how to beat him and Condit executed it as best as he could and could be the WW champion right now. He didn't take as much damage as Rory did and he did a lot of high volume striking.
The best way to know how a casual thinks is they think there's a certain particular way in which fights should be fought and that people should always go out there looking to KO one another. That's beyond stupid. Eddie Alvarez doesn't go out there looking to KO people, yeah he has a boring style but in the end it nets him wins and now he's got himself a title shot by playing cage hug. Just Bleed retards like you are honestly quite annoying.
Crazy how a fight can be so close it's still being discussed doesn't get a rematch, whilst there's other title fights which aren't close at all yet an immediate rematch gets confirmed
>>67558009
>nate diaz looking straight off the beach in cabo
they're gonna pull the 10 day training camp shit again arent they?
>>67558005
Why the fuck is he naked...
>>67558046
ufc 202 is like 4 months away dude
>>67558048
dc cant work through clothes
Can't wait under Wonderpedo heems Robbery
>Choice between going to see Captain America or UFC 198
>>67558113
If you even have to ask your Fight Fan status is permanently revoked and barred
>>67558009
wow nick is huge for a 170
There is a concerning lack of werdoom face here.
>>67558127
not really
>>67558113
>going to see a movie that you can see anytime instead of watching one of the ALL TIME GREAT CARDS IN THE HISTORY OF BRAZIL
>>67557887
Evan Tanner
>>67558113
why are they whitened in the artwork?
>>67558147
people always draw others more beautiful than they really are, unless its a caricature or something
>>67553580
>Miocic
>Belfort
>Cyborg
>Corey Anderson
>Alves
>>67558113
are you a fuckin mong
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67558113
What an absolute idiot.
Holy shit how can you be this much of a goof. Never post here again.
>>67558113
Are you going by yourself or with a qt?
>>67558125
>>67558141
>>67558184
>>67558191
all me
this aint spam fuck your system
>>67558113
why not watch 198 on a tablet in the theatre?
>>67558226
idiot hue
Down $320 this week gambling who do I put the last $80 on for UFC 198?
>>67558231
>why not watch 198 on a tablet in the theatre?
>Joe Rogan commentating Iron Man vs. Cap
That might be fun.
>>67558226
Shut the fuck up
>>67558091
We get a spicy banger with Woodley before then though.
>>67558279
>Down $320 this week gambling
On what
Can't think of any tempting dogs since Hall was removed from the card
If you trust tr*pfags, one of them has been talking about Matt Brown
>>67558342
Brown is getting heemed by a brick during his walkout
>>67558279
Shouldn't that be a Dogfart logo?
>tfw someone called a porn company Dogfart
>I find Claudio Gaydhelia attractive
>>67558279
Leslie Smith to make it all back
>>67558373
rip in peace doggo
>>67558359
probably because most porn companies are shit
>I find Yoanna Iusedtobeachick attractive
>>67558387
Isn't the dog in Brazil, not Venezuela?
>>67558297
Rogan isn't doing 198
>>67557931
I can't tell if this is shitposting
how much thought did rogan put into this shirt
>>67557931
>says Condit's volume is relevant to the fight as a whole
>says the swede is a retard for eating up Nick Diaz memes
>Diaz
>a volume puncher
i responded
>>67558475
Stop fucking posting already you fucking weirdo
Are we giving Rob Font a good chance at beating Linekar? He dealt with Cole Miller very well so if he can dart in and out on Linekar in a similar fashion I could see him gassing and Font getting a finish
>>67557963
But they didn't have any effect, which is obvious by Condit deteriorating throughout the fight compared to Robbie keeping pace. At this point you're speculating on something you can't know, despite all visible evidence that >>67557720 pointed out to the contrary. I'm actually not even sure what your point is anymore, my man.
What did Matt Brown do?
>>67558490
rogans kida look like ayy lmaos. i dunno what i expected from a drugged manlet but its worth noting
>>67553580
Miocic
Beltort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alvez
>>67558551
lots of heroin
>>67558552
they literally look like they're on drugs
>>67558522
Who's the cutey? She's just my type.
>>67558551
see
>>67554791
he flipped off the audience during the weighins
>>67558489
You're a retard who didn't get the point of the Diaz reference
It's fine.
>>67558522
jesus christ my tweekerfu is such a madman
>>67558522
what the fuck is she on
>>67558545
>but they didn't have any effect
How utterly absurd. Do you honestly believe what you're typing? Are you just being being an ass for the sake of spiting me?
>which is obvious by Condit deteoriating throughout the fight
Haha, what? His strongest round was easily the 4th where he fucking dominated Lawler, and this has absolutely nothing to do with how effective Condit's strikes were
>at this point you're speculating something you can't know
That's funny, I didn't realize I was speculating about some bullshit subjective standard like "damage" and "effectiveness"
You are fucking deluded
>all visible evidence
What visible evidence are you even fucking talking about?
>I'm actually not even sure what your point is anymore
That's not surprising. You're a fucking dumbass that can't keep up with a very basic discussion
>>67558604
Crazy handspeed and mewvement, missed strikes but left no opening to be hit
>>67558469
That's because you're fucking stupid and you decided to jump into the middle of an argument while being fucking stupid.
>>67553580
Stipe
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>tfw Le Give Me My Shot Man heems Werdum
>>67558624
Onnit
>>67558604
I am not impressed.
So now that the dust has settled, what's the consensus?
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
You now remember when Onnit subtlety advertised they were a complete sham and placebo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iBezyDL_0
>>67558774
Draw.
>>67558774
Lawler 1, 3 and 5
>>67558774
Condit won, I'm only trolling when I say Robbie won. Still get idiots to bite the bait :)
>>67558774
condit lost bc of diaz fight karmic voodoo.
>>67558803
Dallas you're still a cuck
>>67558774
Lawler 2, 3, 5
>>67558817
Condit fans are eternally buttmad
>>67558774
autistic rage, both in the cage and in the stands
>>67558774
TO CLOSE TO CALL, JOE
>>67558846
lol
>>67558866
Lawler retards are eternally retarded
Despite both side's arguments, everyone unanimously agrees that Robbie is a MOTHERFUCKEEEERRR in the 5th round. Pretty based desu
>>67558774
Condit was robbed
Robbie didnt even beat Big Pigg. Can't wait for Wonderboy to KO him stiff with a roundhouse kick to the temple.
>>67553580
werdum
souza
cyborg
corey
alves
>>67559014
Wonderboy is the only man to have ever beaten Hendricks.
>you now remember the people who unironically claimed they would boycott the UFC when Burt Watson got fired
>>67558735
god bless you
Why'd the Brazilian crowd boo Vitor Belfort at weigh ins?
>>67559239
I don't cause I'm a 189er
>>67558774
Condit is the current WW champion of the world.
>>67559239
#freestitch
>>67559290
lol what a goof, absolutely BTFO
>>67557800
he punched him right on the heem button something like aldo vs mcgregor
>>67558774
Lawler 1, 2, 3, 4, and maybe 5
>>67559355
>>67559293
>>67558953
>>67558817
Calm down Carlos
>>67559359
dorks btfo
>>67558774
Lawler 2 3 5
>tfw just rewatch Diaz vs McGregor
McGoober has a babby tier chin, only Gray Maynard wilts that fast to Nate's strikes.
You now remember that Gray Maynard went from 11-0 to 11-11.
You now remember that Anthony Pettis went from Champ to journeyman.
You now remember that Ronda lost to the first full time fighter she faced.
>>67555486
Maia via R2 SUB
Santos via UD
Trinaldo via UD
Lineker via UD
Cummins via R1 KO
NEW: >>67559595
>>67558774
Blood Ogre won, Carlos played the ebin kick and outpoint gameplan and it blew up in his face this time.
I'll never fall for the "Condit is a killer" meme ever again, every title eliminator or title fight he's had he plays it safe like a faggot.
Is Lawler the most entertaining champ the UFC has ever had?
I would say yes.
>>67553580
Stipe
Belfort
Smith
Anderson
Alves
>>67559577
>Gray Maynard went from 11-0 to 11-11
no he didnt
>>67559290
FUCKING BTFO OH MY GOD HOW DOES DANA DO IT
Post your favorite rising prospects
>Sean Strickland
>James Vick
>Nikita Krylov
>Yair Rodriguez
>>67557975
>Claudia goes off by herself
>Rory suddenly appears out of nowhere
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laa-WQXn2vc
SPICE
P
I
C
E
>>67559670
Anderson Silva 189er
>>67553580
werdum
souza
cyborg
anderson
alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Jacare
Guyborg
Beastin' 25/8
Barberena
Dose anyone else really ant Cyborg to lose? I know she won't but she is such a stuck up bitch. She still hasn't stopped making excuses for why she wont cut to 135, and now that the UFC has caved and given her a catchweight fight to ease her in, her response is "Well they better give more more catchweight fights if they want me around." What a bitch
Post some KK webm
>>67557367
is his trainer Johnny Manziel
>>67557138
Wow, many percent, such science
walkcunt on suicide watch.
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