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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Penishold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67553504
NEWS:
>Vitor Belfort complains some more
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/13/11671566/vitor-belfort-wants-fans-including-children-pay-for-his-ufc-training-camps-mma
>Goob is still in Aldo's head
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11673794/jose-aldo-vows-to-run-through-frankie-edgar-offers-to-fight-conor
>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters
>Ferreira pissed hot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11672470/carlos-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-pulled
>>67559595
relax travis, it's peace time
>You now remember Schaubposting
qew lads
>>67559595
>Travis' face
He saw some unpoked eyes across the room and was fighting the urge to jab them with his stanky fingers.
He then proceeded to land 6 illegal elbows to the back of that little girl's head.
Think I'm off to sleep, should make it easier to get a cheeky nap in before the fights tomorrow
Goodnight /heem/
Post your favorite prospects
>Sean Strickland
>James Vick
>Nikita Krylov
>Yair Rodriguez
>>67559762
fuck off krylov is mine!
sacrifice 3 lambs minimum to the Blood God
>>67559800
>only sacrificing 3 lambs daily
casual
>>67559800
He's more of a seafood guy.
>>67559762
Does Whittaker still count as a prospect?
I don't really agree with him being ranked 6th at MW but he's solid and only 25 so he's only going to get better.
Goodnight kiss from Claudia /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVkHCSE1Ms&feature=youtu.be
azns have no chin
>>67559829
>3 steaks (minimum)
>3 lambs (minimum)
>3 gis (minimum)
what meeting did you miss?
>>67559912
>this guy didn't get the 5 recommended memo
holy kek
>>67559900
That'll teach her for playing with her food.
>>67559900
Why are Asians born with an instinctual urge to kill cats?
>>67559892
DELET THIS
Taking picks for UFC 201 lol xD
>>67559900
>>67559977
>>67559979
she's not even asian tho
>>67559900
why
>stipe heems werdum
>>67560073
>people buy into the stipe meme
>Werdum triangles him in round 1
I can't wait to see all the pineapple flag butthurt.
Good evening /heem/
>blowjob penn beating Cole Miller
>>67560153
It's not right that these beautiful creatures are kept in captivity and forced to wear human clothing.
>>67559999
>DELET THIS
Quads? Better do as you say then and delete it...
>>67560153
Holly fucking up her jaw might do her some good, now she can't shovel food into her maw.
She should get Travis to break it for her everytime she gets a little porky, he'd like that.
>>67560200
KEK
>Weidman vs. Rockhold
Weidman isn't the champion, Rockhold is.
>>67560314
I didn't ask for your opinion
>>67560314
But Rockhold is no one's boy and that's all that matters.
>>67560153
Can little Ivan be successful?
>>67560340
he's mu boi tho
how fucked is frankie lads?
>>67560467
fucked
>>67560383
God damn all these babyfaced Russians.
>>67560467
he's fine
Matt Brown is so based
>>67560467
He beats Aldo this time, Aldo is getting old and busted and Edgar has improved since their last fight.
>tfw you will never do a speedball of meth and heroin with matt brown
>>67560314
>Weidman isn't champion
>>67560616
this pic
bros where the fuck can i watch season 5 of TUF? found eps 1 and 2 online but 3 aint nowhere to be found
>>67560314
Dude it was just one meme too much okay? He would've beat Cockhold otherwise
>>67560467
USDA Aldo is shit
>>67560616
why do my husbandos have to hurt each other?
why can't they be friends again?
>>67560314
behead those who insult my boy
Fuck you /heem/, I drank some beers and I feel like IRL blogging.
I have tickets to 199. Were' right on the tunnel where the fighters are gonna enter exit. Reply with what you want me to yell at what fighter besides Weidman or Faber cause I already know what I'm going to yell at them.
>>67560747
What are you gonna yell at Faber?
>>67559900
>Canelo vs Khan.webm
wut do u guys think?
I picked Cyborg by decision because I think it's going to be a prolonged beating instead of anything worth a stoppage. She has fights like those occasionally and even though Smith is lighter than Cyborg's regular opponents, I don't think that makes much of a difference because she's probably still better than most of them.
>>67560814
forgot pic
>there are cucks that think Beet could actually defeat Baba
Beetlejuice sucks ass. Kosal would beat him 50-45.CM Punk 49-48.But if it was Fofao it would be right leg hospital hue leg cemetery
Iron sharpens iron, I train with the top ten guys in my state in any martial art, I can't see how anyone who posts here can have the gall to call themselves a man when if that octagon door closes I'd KO them unconsciou
>>67560773
I'm just gonna sing along loud as fuck to California Love. I know 2 pac and Dre's parts.
>out on bail fresh out of jail california dreamin
>soon as i step in the scene I'm hearing hoochies screamin
I hired a man to kiss BJ Penn on the mouth on his way to the Octagon. And at that precise moment BJ Penn lost all his strength and all his focus
Reminder Miocic didn't actually lose to JDS
Reminder he got a title shot before JDS
>>67560814
I'm conflicted, desu.
We're in the USADA era, but that match is in Brazil. I'm not sure how much Cyborg (and Vitor) have been able to roid.
>>67560747
can you yell at BJ in a bad Hawaiian accent "ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE IN THERE BJ" "TO THE DEATH BJ" and then kiss him on the cheek to steal his power.
>>67560814
but if she's gotten beatings like that agaiinst women who arent cyborg, imagine what cyborg will do to her
>>67560929
dont bully BJ!!!!
he just wants to scrap :(
>>67560952
your reading comprehension isn't very good
>>67560929
Haha I will do my best bad hawaiian accent and yes at BJ those quotes for you ausbro but I cant promise I'll be able to kiss him though i'll try.
>>67560153
Isn't this an old pic? Like, from before she even did MMA?
>>67560995
how dare you
Cyborg is vastly overrated, she's sloppy af with nearly Honda tier boxing, only much stronger and more willing to stand and trade (and get fucking hit).
Holm/Tate and probably Honda would finish Cyborg at 135.
>>67560995
this
>>67561038
you said smith is drawn into beatdown style fights, but the girls she's fought dont hit like cyborg does
if cyborg hits her like that she'll go down
"Shael, come to my BBQ. Is normal." - Anderson "The Spider" Silva
If his job were to control yard/garden pests, he'd be Cole Miller the Mole Killer.
>post yfw Cyborg gets USADA'd, gases out early after bumrushing Smith for the first round, and gets 29-28'd
>>67560869
lmao was just watching this clip
https://youtu.be/Hoo5jwlT7xE?t=13m18
pretty dank montage desu. GSP be was able to embarrass people for a decade by being humble and destroying people in the octagon. Its hilarious watching BJ and other fighters contradict himself after getting memed on.
Fucking betdsi hasnt voided out my parlay.
>>67561047
>i think holly, miesha, and honda would finish cyborg
>>67560856
Yea right, Baba's only chance at stopping him is if he shits in Beet's pants like that sneaky fuck Dominic did, and stops him from making weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mMYh2-090&index=1&list=PLB30ABCE8559E22D1
Turks just can't handle this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI
>>67561152
Either UD or RNC for Tate
>Meisha's fight IQ is far beyond Cyborg's
>>67561057
No I said that and then went to get beer. I was saying that Cyborg occasionally puts on prolonged beatings against opponents inferior to Smith and I see it going to decision in a 3 round fight. I would have it as a 4th or 5th round TKO if it was 5 rounds.
>tfw you are hyped for GLORY tonight even though probably won't be great.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
-Kenny Florian
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
>>67561163
beet is life
>>67561243
I am guessing terms of quality it will be slightly above RDA but well below ONE FC.
>>67561221
More
>>67561202
Wow wtf I hate Asian fighters now!?!?
>>67561243
isnt schilling fighting tonight?
where the stream at? acestream for glory?
Who /axsfights/ here ??
Josh Barnette and Jim Ross calling Japanese pro wrestling is a Friday night pleasure.
>>67561243
Is Rico fighting tonight?
someone plox give me glory link
love kickboxing.
oh shit guto inocente is fighting tonight, that guy is a mother fucker
AND QT MUAY THAI tifanny timebomb van soust is making her glory debut, wow that snuck under the radar
>>67561243
MY BOY Joe Schilling and MY GIRL Tiff Timebomb both fighting, this gon be good lads
>>67561469
does anyone else enjoy getting high and dipping?
you'd think with the cotton mouth and all it'd be a bad mix, but not being able to spit really just strengthens the buzz and makes it more comfy cuz u dont have to spit that much
>>67561394
I don't even know who is on the card my man
>>67561531
Holy fuck my sides, I remember this
>>67561342
ESPN3 is showing the main card http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index#type/upcoming/
And the undercard is apparently on UFC Fightpass.
I'm confused as to how this all works out because I thought GLORY had been purchased by Bellator or something.
![5bf87c985811c25b27f65410a7f729ed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0qmjKDo.jpg "5bf87c985811c25b27f65410a7f729ed[1]")
-Ronda Rousey
>>67561634
i think taima is stealing a stream for the fightpass card
also i think the stupid glory super series has a deal with the ufc while their main fights have a deal with bellator and espn
>Matt Brown the heel
Maia is fukt
Wheres Heemspeak lads?
>>67561791
are you sure?
>>67561709
I really really want DC to knock the fuck out of Jon Jones
>>67561789
dead i hope
REPENT
d0000000000000000d
i neeeeeed to watch this I'm fucking itching
som1 hook me up cause I've looked everywhere and nada.
I can't miss kickboxing.
Who's the WBW champion come next year?
>>67562026
rin nakai
>>67561531
kek
glory stream
http://www.feed2allnow.eu/watch/436484/1/watch-glory-30:-superfight-series.html
GIMME MY SHOT REEEEEEEEEEEE Man is actually bringing the belt back home to cleveland tomorrow lads.
>>67562026
Christ Tate is amazing.
i better not be on program
>no, its not going over the air
>>67562388
No, this isnt broadcasting
>2012
>not playing Sanctus by Libera on repeat while watching slow motion Floyd Mayweddah highlights and cycling through your folder of /heem/ webms
I snickery dickery doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQTVwp19jU
http://vmashup.com/c9DoCuLd
>>67562607
>>67562601
Fuck, not much value on tomorrows card.
Hopefully when the prop bets come out tomorrow that will change.
Only value I see is on Stipe desu
nobody watching glory 30?
>>67562750
i am, good first fight
>>67562787
I'm watching. First fight was OK but sloppy.
Tiffany is fighting again tonight. Guess I'll wait til later for faptime!
/heem/, both fighters Ronda and Mcgreggor. Who was more satisfying to see lose?
>>67561686
Apparently ESPN3 will be showing Bellator undercards now. http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index#sport/combat+sports/type/upcoming/startDate/20160514/days/days-all/
Not complaining, just surprised.
>>67562932
McGregor, he talked so much shit for years, won a belt with no intention of defending it.
Then he gets Nate Diaz on 11 days notice, does his usual "your head will clatter to the canvas in round 1" even said he'd mount and submit Nate if the chance arised, then gets BTFO on the ground and wobbled twice on the feet by a guy who hadn't hit pads since his last camp.
>>67562932
Ronda because she thought she could beat men. And was undefeated so the hype was a lot greater for her than Mcgob
>>67563065
have to agree with this guy, Ronda was a feminist's wet dream
>>67562932
It's tough to call.
I wanted Ronda to lose more than I wanted McGregor to lose. But I wanted Nate to win more than I wanted Holm to win.
>>67562966
Nice
Weidman and Corey Anderson's sparring partner getting btfo here
Vitor is going to get submitted tomorrow.
Agreed?
>>67562932
>>67563121
Ronda by far, at least Conor put up a fight before getting tapped. Ronda "i could beat men" Rousey got exposed much harder than conor.
>>67563165
no vitor is going to do some heem'ing tomorrow
>>67563165
Jacare looked really fucking healthy at the weigh ins. And he was drinking plain water unlike everyone else.
>>67563013
>Brits still asshurt because they have no champion
Ronda was far more satisfying you faggot.
>>67563165
Jacare is gonna get heem'd tomorrow.
Jacare strikes with strikers. That's a big no no with Vitor
>>67562932
Didn't care for Ronda to lose until the weigh ins when she tried to punk out Holly and then I actively started rooting against her.
McMemer losing was funnier to me but I wasn't actively rooting for him to lose. I wanted RDA to be the one to embarrass him for 5 rounds.
>>67563233
>Brits still asshurt because they have no champion
b-but bisping would be champ if rockhold didn't headbutt
guto inocente coming up next, get ready for heems
>>67563233
>spain
Most of the Ronda hype was from cucks like Rogan and Dana, Midget masher did all his talking and got tapped by a guy on short notice.
Ronda lost to a world champion boxer who had a full camp, while it was funny watching her get heemed I just didn't find myself as hyped as I was when Nate got that mount.
faptime coming up @ Glory 30!
Esma is going to get hurt
WEW LADS THAT FUCKIN ESMA
>>67563282
How did Rockhold lose to such a faggot like Belfort.
>>67563302
You literally have no idea what you were talking about. Ronda was hyped beyond belief, she was on Wrestlemania, movies, talk shows, she was out there.
Literally everyone knew about her and then she went off and patted herself on the back as to how she could beat Mayweather and shit like that. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about, but then again, neither does Bisping, so I see a correlation there.
>I wasn't as hyped as when Nate got that mount
Nate is a taller, heavier man who can't get knocked out and shits on Conor's BJJ game. For everyone who wasn't a complete idiot it was obvious as fuck that he was gonna win. Try to step into a gym sometimes, he was barely getting hit and the hits that connected were slipped because he knows how to fucking box.
If you felt any hype going into the Conor v Nate fight or if you had any doubt that Nate was gonna win, you're a 189er cunt who got asshurt at Conor's antics.
Literally kys, familia.
>>67563319
>tfw there is no ace and forced to watch on 240p flash piece of shit stream so even if there's a wardrobe malfunction i wont be able to see it
Esma a cute. CUTE!
hasshass seems a bit overwhelmed
>>67563394
bit rude
sheem
>>67563398
Not anymore....
Hot Sauce got BTFO Jesus Christ
SHEEM SLEEPY
>>67563394
>its a spain talks shit on the internet because they are irelevant in every way possible episode.
Your hate boner for Ronda is strong, maybe you should go to one of your country's many donkey sanctuaries and have a good time.
Telling people to kill themselves on the internet for having a different opinion is the sign of a mental midget, please leave.
>>67560545
jesus christ
>>67563397
>not watching on Watch ESPN
Boxing is such a scary sport.
Imagine if a knockout artist signed to UFC and learned meme jitsu
MEMEKICKS
The way she's slipping around you'd think there are banana peels in the ring
>>67563483
1 solid leg kick would end his career
>>67563498
She has a severe concussion.
>>67563445
Well I AM in Spain for the moment. When in Spain, be a rude, siesta sleeping faggot.
>>67563472
I'm not Spanish you retardo.
>Hate boner
Wouldn't touch her with a 10m pole. Nor with a rented dick.
>Gets BTFO so fucking hard he has to go full DAMAGE CONTROL mode
Holy shit England, get it together mate. You're lucky I'm not actually Spanish because getting humiliated like this by a Mediterranean country would be sad as fuck.
Kys.
>>67563483
Canelo is a fraud my man
Just wait until he gets GOLOVKIN'd
>>67563394
>For everyone who wasn't a complete idiot it was obvious as fuck that he was gonna win.
Hindsight really is 20/20 isn't it? When people say that "it was obvious x upset was going to happen" I always ask them to prove that it was obvious by either showing a screencap of them saying so or a betting slip, because if it was so obvious that the guy fighting on 1 week's notice and was a 5/1 underdog then you must be an even bigger fool to not have gone with such an obvious choice.
>>67563479
thanks anon, i feel stupid now tho
>>67563508
>Spainbro isn't even Spanish
fuk u mudderfuker
Can post usada woodley beat orc blood?
>>67563479
Based
Thanks for the heads up, thought it wasn't on espn til later
Why is there so much spinning shit in kick boxing?
>>67563508
Christ you're dumb, just stop posting you silly faggot.
>hurr kill yourself hurr
Mental midget, try not taking in memes you sad excuse for a human being.
>I'm not spanish
Then why the fuck would you be in spain? Why no go to a country worth a fuck instead of that steaming pile of shit?
Are people watching glory over Legacy?
omg Tiffany is coming to Invicta?
thats going to be exciting
Corey Anderson vs Shogun
who takes this one?
Esma is getting clowned.
>>67563562
Duh u goof Tiffany time bomb is fighting now
Guto inocente up next
Joe schilling
Simon Marcus vs Dustin jacoby
Much better card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wfQKzHh4
Luke Rockhold question mark kick
>>67563530
I wasn't even on /heem/ at the time, you absolute retardo. You think we all spend our entire lives on 4chan, what are you fucking high?
>Muh hindsight
Sit the fuck down, son.
>>67563534
I'm not surprised, motherfuckers.
>>67563550
>All this meta posting because you got ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HEEM'D
Get BTFO clean. Call me Mr. Henderson and sit down.
>Why are you getting paid to travel the world
t. Bongs.
>>67563591
I guess. A bunch of whos on Legacy. Where is the heemspeak?
>>67563394
>If you felt any hype going into the Conor v Nate fight or if you had any doubt that Nate was gonna win, you're a 189er cunt who got asshurt at Conor's antics.
My boy was going to get payed big for leglocking a stupid Irishman. Why the fuck wouldn't I be hyped.
>>67563538
i don't think anyone has the strength or endurance as he does. you probably have to go for a desperate choke out for him to go down.
esma is lucky she wasn't hurt, shit matchup by her manager
Tiffany should have finished that early. Now shes going to be tired in later rounds of the tournament, because of an easy fight.
>>67563599
>I wasn't even on /heem/ at the time, you absolute retardo.
Yeah that's pretty evident, looks like someone linked this place to your home board /b/
>you will never have the fast-twitch muscle reflexes of van sooest
fuck. realizing you will never beat real athletes no matter how hard you try is one of the most crushing feels in life i swear
>>67563628
Oh yeah, if that was your reason then yeah.
Nate was opportunistic as fuck, he knew it was gonna be easy money.
Conor better buckle up or he'll get clowned again by Nate.
>>67563650
>This is his idea of """funny""" and """""""smart"""""""
Maybe go to >>>/r/eddit? Snark remarks and Daria-tier """humour""" is welcomed there.
Maybe work on your reading comprehension while you're there.
>>67563629
Nah, the meme shit opens up alot as well.
>tfw Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs Patrick Cummins has been relegated to UFC Fightpass
How the semi-mighty have fallen
>>67563463
she's still qt
>>67563681
she could never heem you even you fought 100 times tho, cheer up
>>67563709
she looks like your average gypsy teen
>>67563681
>no source.jpg
>>67563691
Why are you typing like you're having a seizure with each keystroke? All I said was if it was so obvious then what do you have to show for it to prove it? What's that? You have nothing. Then shut up I can't even understand what you're trying to get at with your posts you massive retard other than to unnecessarily just annoy people.
>>67563723
if it was vale tudo rules she could kick me in the balls 10 times before i threw a punch tbqh with myself hue-senpai
>i'm gonna step on his toe
based joe schilling
oh shit that nigger better watch his toes
>I'm gonna step on his toe
>>67563746
>Prove it
>He thinks everyone is so obsessed with this we all keep records of everything we said not only on 4chan but on /sp/ specifically
The fact that your autism doesn't let you see how absolutely retarded this is. Man, seek help. People treat autism these days, I bet you can function more or less if they give you the right kind of pills.
>>67563580
Anderson
>Goo-toe
who you guys got in this one inocente or douwes?
i got guto by heem
>tribal tattoos
lel
>>67563819
Guto by front kick KO 2nd round
>>67563746
It was obvious.
>>67563819
I gout Douwes based on tattoos.
>>67563833
JUST
Why are kickboxing fights so short?
I had a vision lads
Vitor is going sleepy
>>67563856
it's kinda tiring
>>67563543
No takedowns.
>>67563777
>Can't prove what he's saying
>Wahhhhhhhhh I'm not a neckbeard addicted to 4chan
Is that why you're posting on 4chan at 5 am local time in a foreign country then trying to claim superiority?
Listen there's no need to project to me about your autism issues, all I'm asking is for you to prove that it was so obvious to you that the underdog was going to win...oh wait you can't prove it, cause it was never obvious and there were more things working against Nate than there were for him, you just want to seem like a know it all Robin Black MMA expert when the reality is you're just some wanker who likes being a tough guy online cause this is the only place you can afford to talk shit to anyone without worrying about getting smacked around. Grow up okay?
>>67563865
So are boxing and MMA my man.
>>67563861
I had a similar vision of Werdum falling to the ground inviting Miocic into his guard only to get mounted and hammerfisted into a coma.
Maybe its my 240p stream, but Guto looks like a young Mir.
>>67563886
good to know werdum is cruising through this
/heem/ is down with kickboxing but not punchboxing
What gives /heem/?
>>67563878
>He literally doesn't know what jet lag is
>He literally thinks everyone leads his fucked up life style of spending 24/7 on a website arguing with strangers
>Rest is you still talking mad shit and still not getting through your thick autismo that everyone who wasn't a complete jackass saw this as a terrible match up for McGoober
>Rest of you is projecting your e-tough guy persona on others
Autism flaring up is something serious. Get help. The fact that you're this upset about a stranger online is a red flag, Anon. Get help.
>>67563915
Goober almost won imo
>>67563908
I like Tyson Fury and will probably watch his fights. But Mayweather "fights" made me lose interest in the sport. I'd rather watch endurance racing.
>>67563882
Glory is a tournament sport
Guto looks so gassed you would think he was a Texaco station.
>>67563921
Lmao he wasn't even close.
Nate wasn't rocked ONCE in that entire fight.
>He was winning until he lost
Conor's one of my boys but he has no business fighting someone like N8, that's literally the worst match up he could get. He'd bury someone like Frankie or RDA, but never N8.
>>67563936
What about when they don't have a tournament?
>>67563869
Makes sense, thanks famalam.
>>67563908
>/heem/ is down with kickboxing but not punchboxing
I love fucking boxing. But this /heem/. Why the fuck would I talk about boxing here?
Kickboxing is small as shit and the MMA fanbase overlaps more readily.
>>67563935
>But Mayweather "fights" made me lose interest in the sport
You got shit taste.
>>67563942
More rights than Amnesty International.
>>67563983
NIGGA
I WAS THERE WHEN BONJASKY WAS FIRST A THING
COME AT ME
>dat Hug Tornado
>>67559595
"Hey pussy, are you still there?"
they should make the fights 5 rounds
Schilling by 1st round toe-stomp!
schilling gets heem'd or does the heeming?
>it's time for glory
fug
fb/WebNejo/videos/1701671550103246/
its time for glory
>expelled from 4 high schools
>>67564251
Classy dude
MADMAN
anyone else think schilling is decreasing in skill since he got heemed and started doing mma
>>67564269
That is almost exactly what I expect from a Diaz associate.
schilling btfo
HAHAHA SUCK IT SCHILLING
>>67564280
Wilnes won
>Schilling starts shilling
>I SLIPPED!!!
>gets cranked in the head, legs give out in the replay
Here we go.
lol lucky nig
chin deleted, mma ruined his career
"No fuckin way"
wish someone had some /comfy/ hoost webms
well it definitely wasn't a slip, one foot was in the air and the other was on the ground, not on the paint, and not moving
>giving excuses to the person immediately afterwards and they barely speak english
shilling got some big fuckin nostrils. maximizing air intake
White trash Schilling MAD AS FUCK.
>Schilling chimping out about his toe
Not my boy at all.
they should have showed shilling's "broken" toe
I don't think it's going to happen but...
post YFW Faber chokes out Cruz
>>67564537
>mfw no face because it wont happen
>>67564537
>>67564537
Please BTFO Domicuck again
stream for glory at 12:30 that isn't 240p flash?
>>67564678
somebody said its on watchespn, but i dont see it
>>67564678
I thought Glory was over?
Is that ladies tournament thing on now??
>>67564747
glory prelims are over
>>67564709
that was for the superseries, which I thought was the undercard. no title-fights or 5-rounders on a glory card is very strange so i thought it was just the undercard to the main event.
wont rule out that im retarded though
>>67564747
main stream, not hd ttho
http://www.streamendous.com/channel62.php
>>67564823
superseries is the undercard
>(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
any ace stream?
>>67564846
cool, I'll watch it with you guys
this is better quality than my stream for the "prelims" anyway
>>67564855
I SAID I MIGHT BE RERTARDED GOD MOM GET OFF MY BACK JESUS
>>67564899
Relax and watch some heem my good man
>tfw ESPN3 only shows prelims
What a bunch of major league bullshit
>>67564974
if you want maincard HD, get FIGHTPASS you fucking goof
>>67564974
the mic flags the announcers are holding say Glory not ESPN or AXSTV or anything like that, so I'm guessing its not on tv anywhere
>>67559595
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11672470/carlos-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-pulled
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
He's my favourite BR fighter :(
>>67564823
what do huge boobs feel like?
>>67565088
coins
Posting predictions in case mine weren't saved from a few threads ago.
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Shogun Rua
Alves
>>67565088
Soft
>>67565033
>if you want maincard HD, get FIGHTPASS you fucking goof
I have fightpass but its not on faggot
>>67565088
bags of liquid sand
It says live but it refuses to play >:(
>>67561342
This is still one of my all time favourite heems
>>67561469
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>>67562932
Thankyou for the webms I enjoyed watching them
THIS DUDE HAS A TATTOO OF THE FORMER POPE
matt brown #1 p4p scariest ufc fighter in the game right now
HEEM PALS IT'S NOW WORKING ON ESPN3 MY MEN
heeminder that nick diaz is subscribed to the goat
>>67565184
not very good quality desu
>>67565281
Heem buddy my man I'm watching it on ESPN3 through my Xbox One and it appears to be pure beautiful 720p
>>67560691
it's just the ufc selling wolf tickets. weidman and rockhold are going to play mario kart 64 together after the fight
>>67564269
at least he graduated...
Who's ready for some HueFC 198?
there have been a lot of slip & falls in this ring
>>67559900
also no dicks
dayum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tT46rcSt9I
29-28 am bang imo
who wants to bang in /la/ right now
be warned ive trained ufc before
>>67565504
inb4 the lucky leprechaun 8 sec fluke kos floyd
>>67565521
pervert
>>67565557
>fluke
still upset, huh?
>>67565504
Conor should be allowed to throw kicks.
>>67565504
mcmemor fits with the type and calibre of boxer mayweather would face
>>67565504
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>67565581
he would still get pieced up
>>67565427
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNajRO3bfg
>>67565627
>>67565581
What if they did a total of 5 rounds, 5 minutes each?
>>67565636
>>67565581
conor is in no position to demand anything
it will obviously be a standard boxing match
>>67563121
>Ronda was a feminist's wet dream
No feminist I know thought she could beat men.
When I asked my sister's three feminist friends, they laughed.
#SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
btfo
>>67565504
You can hear in Floyd's voice it sounds like he's about to burst out laughing
WHAT A KO ON GLORY
Faceplant city!
>>67565632
i can't believe this guy is only 26
>>67563394
>How did Rockhold lose to such a faggot like Belfort.
badly
>>67563394
>Nate is a taller, heavier man who can't get knocked out and shits on Conor's BJJ game. For everyone who wasn't a complete idiot it was obvious as fuck that he was gonna win. Try to step into a gym sometimes, he was barely getting hit and the hits that connected were slipped because he knows how to fucking box.
>If you felt any hype going into the Conor v Nate fight or if you had any doubt that Nate was gonna win, you're a 189er cunt who got asshurt at Conor's antics.
too be this young
adorable
webm it, not watching
>>67565632
nobody thinks bacon is healthy
Hey guys, why are you watching SMA when MMA exists?
Must be fun knowing that guy you watched ktfo someone would be taken down and subbed instantly by a MMA fighter lol.
>>67565645
MMA gloves instead of boxing gloves so Floyd can't trap them in his armpit when he clinches
>>67563921
what? Conor had shot his load, was gassing and desperate
>>67565759
>VISIBLY stunned
>INSTANTLY backpedals and runs away
>>67563935
Only casuals hate boxing, I like watching entertaining fights like fury and golovkin it just happens that low level boxing fights are boring as shit compared to low level mma fights because at least in mma you can hope for a spicy meme ko even at shit tier.
>>67565733
I think you'd be surprised
>showing boobs to distract from awful asian dancing
why does glory have the best sloots
>>67565799
the Glory Girls were hot but these random chicks in the crowd are mostly old and probably paid to show up and "dance" during music breaks
https://bangmuaythai.com/
what e-belt does /heem/ have?
>>67565779
well, it's not a 6-year-old girl in there, of course he's going to stun him if he hits him flush
if not, he shouldn't be making his living this way
>>67565733
I...It's not?
Just a reminder that Cuckshank-Felder was one of the best fights of the year and Dana is a goof for cutting Daron
He will pioneer Rizin to glory
Dose anyone else really want Cyborg to lose? I know she won't but she is such a stuck up bitch. She still hasn't stopped making excuses for why she wont cut to 135, and now that the UFC has caved and given her a catchweight fight to ease her in, her response is "Well they better give more more catchweight fights if they want me around." What a bitch
>great drilling
What did she mean by this?
>>67565881
She's only there because she wants to rape Ronda, that's basically her only purpose
I guess she hasn't gotten the memo Ronda is retiring after the year after announcing her pregnancy in the summer, around July-August I think
She'll retire in December
>>67565889
how long until jeff makes her delet this
>>67565889
jeff
>>67565889
great sparring
>>67565881
she almost died to make 140
>>67565889
>delet this
>>67565581
Conor will do as he's told.
>>67565881
Sometimes cutting more weight just isn't a healthy option and people don't want to put their body through that bro. IIRC she's had trouble even making women's featherweight limit on occassion. I don't particularly like her and watching her get heemed would be hilarious but I can't fault someone for not wanting to heavily dehydrate themselves.
>>67565928
good night bb
>>67565881
I want both of the whiny, overrated Brazo roiders to lose tomorrow.
>>67565504
It's so fucking happening. Dana absolutely BTFO.
I bet Floyd signs Conor to a boxing contract after this.
>>67565504
>Dana White: It's a tabloid story... not true.
What are the chances Brown wins today?
>>67565632
based durian, not even vegan but this dude is hilarious
>>67565988
>I HOLD THE KEY
>if it happens it will be under the ufc banner
>c-call me floyd pls
>>67565733
>implying grass-fed bacon isn't healthy
>>67565881
Cyborg cuts over 30 pounds to make 145 and she looked like she walked out of a death camp at the UFC 198 weigh in.
Rhonda has fought Tate 3 times at 135 so it was time for her to move up. Cyborg fights at 145 and offered to meet in the middle for a catch weight of 140 and was refused multiple times.
Holly has boxed at 152 but she ducked fighting Cyborg in UFC 198 at 140, which I think would have been an amazing fight.
Cyborg also fought Jorina Baars in Muay Thai to a decision. Baars hasn't fought anyone except Cyborg for over 3 years because everyone else was afraid to. Baars has a record of 37 Wins and 0 Losses and takes their heads off and gave Cyborg the beating of a lifetime.
Anyone saying Cyborg is afraid or making excuses is out of their fucking mind.
>>67566074
>Cyborg cuts over 30 pounds to make 145
shit does she?
fixed the bellator times
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
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5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
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5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
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6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
>Werdum wants to fight Fedor again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11370046/fabricio-werdum-still-hopeful-of-a-rematch-with-fedor-emelianenko
>Lineker hadn't heard of Rob Font before their fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11368972/john-lineker-admits-he-never-heard-of-his-ufc-198-opponent
>UFC 198 weigh-ins draw 15,000 people, breaking previous attendance record
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-198-draws-record-setting-crowd-for-weigh-in-festivities
>Matt Brown flipping off UFC 198 weigh-in audience
https://youtu.be/R-xiSUs2Ksk
>>67566089
she fought on saturday before this pic
>>67566127
Good cuck
>Jamaican-Canadian
>Got in trouble as a "youth"
>>67566089
She walks around at 170-180 between fights.
She has a strange physiology that is similar to a males and some people think that was caused from the PEDs she was taking. She's been clean for years but there are some things you can take that really change how your system works. I don't know exactly what her deal is but she does look a lot different from the other female fighters.
>>67566159
>She's been clean for years
>>67566152
>Got in trouble as a "youth"
He didn't get in as much trouble as a "youth" as Cuckstaffson did.
>>67566074
telling Cyborg to lose weight is perfectly legitimate because everyone knows Cyborg is chock full of state-of-the-art horse steroids, she's on dat dere Gabi Garcia supplements.
Cyborg's a 5'8" woman and has no business walking around at 175 pounds with the amount of cardio she does as a professional athlete. She could easily diet down to a weight of ~160 lbs but hues gonna hue
>>67566175
>Gabi Garcia
Yeah, speaking of roided """"""""""women""""""" who have made their careers off of beating smaller opponents.
>>67566159
She doesn't only look different from other female fighters, she looks different from herself when she first started fighting.
>>67559977
this was good
>>67565504
I have to wonder if the NSAC will allow McGregor to fight....
I can't see them telling Dana and the mob brothers "fuck yourselves goofs"
and letting conor (if he's actually under contract, Chael Sonnen said he might not have signed somewhere and thus not have a water tight contract) fight against the wishes of the UFC
anyone know how this would work? or of it would work at all?
Will they just fight in Ireland or England?
>>67566192
if Floyd gets paid $100M to fight in Ireland, he won't make it home with it.
>>67560103
how is verdum getting to that though? he doesnt take people down he wants to trade and stipe is the worst person he could trade standing up with for him. 2nd round ko stipe will be the new champ and bring the chip to cleveland (alliance) before lebron (Leboob).does in a monthish
cyborg has an underrated bunda
>>67566175
So shredded she doesn't have any tits. Not sure what else she could cut unless you want to start chopping off limbs.
>>67566159
>She's been clean for years
>>67566215
she posted a photo on twitter today that was just a face pic and it looked like she had full blown AIDS
LMAO Jon Jones shaved his fucking head. He posted it to Instagram then deleted after 10mins. Looks like a fucking clown
>>67566202
>>67566192
Nsac will not sanction any event because they are liable. Ali act doesnt cover mma end of story hes with ufc and cant fight till thats ammended.
he took hoom eover twice that last time but in all reality the reason they fight in vegas is because of the tax exeption. Ireland and the uk have much higher taxes.
>>67566190
that guy is a pussy anyone can heem a baby roo, should try that on a full grown male
BASED BROWN
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>>67566169
>good time for my favorite hand
was it autism?
>>67566246
Is he legitimately autistic? He can't drive a fucking car, seems to have literally zero empathy, and fucking spergs out on social media all the time.
Christ I thought I was weird for deleting goofy snapchats after a night out
>>67566219
She's been fighting for Invicta since April 5th, 2013, which is owned by and does the same testing as UFC. If she isn't clean then she'd only be doing things the other fighters could, and the USADA testing isn't a joke.
>>67566215
I think normies have to come to realization that women aren't the same physically as men, and for a woman to be extremely ripped, she's done something that's probably unnatural to get that way
women's abs show at a higher body fat percentage than a man's, their body fat on average is higher than a mans, yada yada yada women are meant to carry more body fat than a man, that's just physiology of the human body
so when you see someone like cyborg, who's been "clean" for all those years....she's still got all those years of roid muscles, she's still got all that added strength and muscle cells to an extent
joe rogan said that your body doesn't go back to normal, it's pretty much an advantage for life
I am still shocked holly holm didn't piss test hot, boxing seemed to have just as many if not more steroid and hgh users than MMA (they are making mo money)
I mean look at holly vs ronda's body, ronda has trained her entire life, and never used to be a greasy looking fat pig, holly started in her early 20's and has redhead genetics...
how is it that holly is SO much more muscular and shredded compared to ronda?
holly vs. cyborg a know cheater.....do the math playboy
>>67566246
thanks for screencapping and posting it you USELESS FUCK
>>67566260
what was this all about?
he was giving them the finger too while turning his back to them
>>67565191
go veeegann
>>67566267
meanie
>>67566257
do you think kangaroos are 9 ft tal?l u goof
>>67566264
literally no one follows you
>>67566255
you seem to know your shit anon
what if as chael sonnen said there is a part of the contract mcgregor didn't sign, and thus possibly not a water tight air sealed contract?
>>67566275
https://youtu.be/kD_yUKB85HM
>>67566275
what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?
>>67566215
lose.
fucking.
muscle.
stop.
trying.
to cheat.
with.
roids.
stop
trying
to
cheat
by
trying
to
outweigh
your
opponents by 10 pounds
on fight night
also how bout
not
posting
a pic of her at weigh ins dummy
good morneen, heem
any last-hour injuries I should be concerned about?
did someone pull an Aldo?
1. Jones
2. Shogun
3. Rampage
4. Chuck
5. Tito
Show this man some respect. Tito beat Wandy so bad he ran to Japan and started juicing kek
heeminder that all of durianriders videos are required viewing for heem, starting with this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ
FREE FIGHTS:
LIZARD VS LIZARD: https://youtu.be/K_9u-KF3BqI
MAMBA VS MAMBA: https://youtu.be/RRGdVWX8Td8
KANGAROO VS KANGAROO: https://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs
WILDEBEEST VS LEOPARD: https://youtu.be/Gxaf0Kqen8c
FRANCIS NGANNOU VS DERRICK LEWIS: https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
>>67566287
Rousey has bigger arms than Cyborg.
>>67566279
bro i got over a thousand followers
dont try and goof on me
dont be stuntin here
>>67566288
why was he so butthurt?
>>67566301
the audience was booing him
>>67566266
>ronda has trained her entire life
Ronda has never nor ever does any weight training and she also does zero roadwork.
>>67566295
she's fat ^
>>67566287
you have got to be literally retarded.
why do you even choose to talk about these things when you clearly know fuck all about it?
>>67566287
She's not muscular, she is skin and bones besides her biceps which aren't even that big and cutting them is out of the question unless you want to do literally no striking or sparring in camp.
She hasn't tested positive in years, so either ban her for life or let her fight.
Everyone is trying to gain weight after weigh ins so I'm not sure what your point is.
What should I post? He was saying she could cut to 135 and I'm saying that based on her 140 weigh in that cutting more weight is probably dangerous.
>>67566317
fucking gross
shes gong to be a really obnoxious, loud, and drunk soccer mom some day. probably end up fighting with parents from the opposing team and going to jail when she snaps some lady's arm.
>>67566314
right because the only way fighters go between weight classes is losing and gaining fat
muscles mass is static and set for life
kek
>>67566266
you do realize that not all training is equal and results in different body types right?
hmmm maybe holly trained like a boxer and actually lifted weights that built up muscle and maybe ronda never lifted. hmmm i wonder who's gonna be more muscular after a decade of lifting
>>67566330
Low test beta detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eldg6AMskJ4
We might actually get Mayweather vs McGregor.
It will suck to see conor get raped and toyed with but at least he will make more than anyone else ever will in MMA
>>67566301
it's part of his mindset, some fighters enjoy heated crowds.
he just went full idgaf mode based on maia being the hometown favorite, so instead of curitiba rooting for demian, he gets curitiba booing him.
>>67566317
disgusting, repulsive, disturbing, nauseatic, odd.
>>67566340
i bet you used to man the harpons back in middle school
>>67566333
why are you like this? do you really think youre making a point or are you """"""""""""""""pretending"""""""""""""""" to be retarded
>>67566312
>Ronda has never nor ever does any weight training and she also does zero roadwork.
so that negates the fact she was trained enough to win an olympic bronze medal?
and that she was strong enough to jack the fuck up every bitch she fought until roidy holly showed up?
holly's deltoids are absolutely massive for a woman
>>67565676
>When I asked my sister's three feminist friends
>>67566192
Well, there's also the fact that it would be a 49-0 GOAT vs a guy who got outboxed by a BJJ dude.
State athletic commissions can refuse to grant a license if they believe a fight will be "non-competitive." This happened, for example, with the proposed rematch between Mir and Syliva.
is ufc kill lads? honda loses, mcgoob loses, fertitta bros are about to sell
>>67566372
There are plenty of women who can look like Holly without PEDs. Humans aren't identical and sometimes you get to be the good end of the genetic spectrum.
>>67566402
I think you're underrating the fact Diaz spars with pro boxers all the time, and you bring a hard hitting dog shitting point up
the NSAC can just say "no" and claim that it's for "non-competitive" reasons or anything they have in their law rule book and then McGregor would have to hire lawyers....
I can't see the NSAC wanting to get on the bad side of the UFC, the UFC could literally just move their offices to Texas or Florida for the tax exemptions couldn't they?
What exactly is the tax exemption, I just know that Florida, Texas, Nevada are good tax wise if you run a business or live there
>>67566421
You're so adorable
>>67566306
quality shoop
>>67566421
>There are plenty of women who can look like Holly without PEDs.
one of them is cyborg who used steroids for a decade, but go ahead and show me some...I'll wait
>Humans aren't identical and sometimes you get to be the good end of the genetic spectrum.
you think a genuine ginger is genetically superior to others?
>>67566421
t. Never lifted weights in thier life
>>67566420
Mighty Mouse should be pushed, and there's still Jones. Hopefully Silva and GSP have a few years left. Even with the losses, Aldo, Conor, Diaz brothers, etc. will sell tickets. They should be looking to invest in new talents though, for sure. Bringing in CM Punk is just embarrassing.
>>67566421
Holly has a clitdick that makes Claudia jealous
They probably poke each other with it when Holly gets a little tipsy
Then just fuck each other and squirt everywhere
>>67566365
>I regularly lurk the same thread with people who don't understand that a 5' 8" woman could naturally and easily (with enough time) diet down and shed muscle mass to go down from a walk around weight of ~175 lbs. to ~160-165 lbs.
wew fuck you guys
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E
W
>>67566444
>google.com
>fit women
>>67566468
How exactly do you push MM or JJ? One weights less than a junior high kid and the other is a coked up felon, also none of them can talk.
GSP ain't coming back, Silva/Aldo/Diaz brothers don't really draw and conor will lose a lot of momentum after getting humiliated by Floyd.
The UFC has no real superstar right now except for Conor.
>>67566479
youre really this retarded
go spend some time on /fit/
read the sticky or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDRmr_KFu4
>2:20
>starts pouring a bag of fucking sugar in his banana smoothie
The madman
>>67566345
>Floyd talking about signing MMA fighters
lmao Floyd is so signing Conor. Floyd is talking about Conor like he's his fucking promoter or something. Floyd knows Conor's an instant PPV draw and you can set him up on an easy win streak. Conor makes tons of money, Floyd makes tons of money, it's a great deal.
>>67566468
>Mighty Mouse should be pushed
dude who's left? for him to even fight?
he's a 5'3" ugly midget....how would you even begin to market him?
>Hopefully Silva and GSP have a few years left
Silva is done, GSP could fight until he's 40 like randy couture
>Diaz brothers
they could have nate and nick fight for titles at 155 and 170 on the same card and have a massive card and they need to strike while the iron is hot with the diaz brothers, and while the UFC can get away with all the cussing because they're still not NBA/NFL level where they have to blackball everyone who gets investigated for a crime
>>67566420
Stars come and go
Don't worry. I'll be heeming goofs in whatever division a few years from now, I'll be the next unbeaten champ
And i'll be doing it on a high carb, low fat, vegan diet
I'll save the UFC and /heem/ lads, just be patient
>>67566500
you're kidding right? it's literally all "natty" fitness models....
you must be one of those retards who thinks the women with IFBB pro cards are natty
>all these Irish flags
>>67566516
He just uploaded a video about GAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sBdgYIfnI
>>67566528
I don't think Conor has what it takes to do really good in boxing, if anything they should just make Conor vs Floyd and make hundreds of millions, after that Conor can actually retire young and enjoy making more in 2 years than any MMA fighter has ever made.
>>67566506
You push DJ as a martial artist and he's been fine on the mic. People have been more interested in the lower weight classes anyways.
Jones can be the guy who turned his life around, he was young and in a bad place, we all make mistakes, etc.
GSP wants to fight, the others aren't stars but they definitely draw and so do some of the other fighters.
Conor can lose the fight on points and laugh and do interviews about taking all the money and what a joke boxing is and keep asking Floyd to step in the cage if he doesn't get rocked.
le weed
>>67566563
He's said literally nothing wrong
People are gay yet live a heterosexual lifestyle, it's called being closeted and not acting out on your desires, they choose to have sex with the opposite sex or whatever
People are gay and live a homosexual lifestyle, they choose to live a gay lifestyle, they choose to have gay sex
On that note, what fighters do you think are closeted?
>>67560467
Very. Unless Conor deleted Aldo's chin.
>>67566215
this is a roided up canadian goof with an ugly french face.....
Can I change my picks? I just now remembered how good Werdum actually is.
>>67566613
That's how French people look? Looks Asian.
>>67566571
I don't think Conor could beat any top guys, but in boxing you can set up new guys with really easy matchups for a long time. Conor could just KO literal whos and make good money. He also wouldn't have to bother training jitz anymore.
>>67566616
yeah go ahead
>>67566633
It's hard to explain, there's just a goofyness to people from queerbec
look at how euphoric she is on steroids
what is this faggotry?
>>67566575
DJ is one of the best fighters in the UFC but being a good "martial artist" doesn't draw, he also hasn't been good on the mic, he has no memorable quotes or media moments, also the fact that his weight class is dead doesn't help.
Jones could be portrayed like that and I'm sure the UFC would love it but the problem still the fact that Jones is a moron who will more than likely fuck up again.
I really don't think GSP is coming back, maybe one last fight but I can't see him competing regularly again, there are some interesting fighters in the UFC but no real money makers.
Conor will get knocked out easily by floyd if floyd chose to do so, conor will only be there for the payday, he won't be able to milk that fight after(unless he signs with floyd beforehand and they set it up to make it close)
Conor will still be a huge draw but he will have to get serious about a weight class and make sure he wins again.
Did anyone get a screencap of Jones' instagram.com post before he deleted it? Madman shaved his head
>>67566134
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could cyborg beat you up lads?
>>67561152
you mean wanderlei
>>67566689
Obviously. She would beat the shit out of me and I outweigh her by a good 20lbs.
>>67566134
lol I'm sure it's natural, all natural to gain 30 pounds in a week when it's not fat
like, the amount of strength lost cutting 30 pounds....your body would be in a constant state of eating and shitting itself out of your asshole, there's no other way around it
>>67566688
But he's done that before.
>>67566705
you have no idea what weight cutting is do you?
they cut water you dumb faggot
>>67566704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzquR-FrGg
>>67566706
>black don't crack
he looks old as hell
needs the beard back
>>67566726
JUST
>>67566723
thanks chief, they cut 30 pounds of water huh? 30 fucking pounds of water....
ok.......30 pounds
tell me again why they diet instead of just sweat it out genius
GUYS DON'T FORGET BRACE 40 IS ON IN A FEW HOURS LIVE ON UFC FIGHT PASS, ANYONE WATCHING
we /NFL/ now
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-dana-white-ufc-owners-nfl-team-fertitta-brothers-oakland-raiders-051316
>>67566786
http://fourhourworkweek.com/2013/05/06/how-to-cut-weight-ufc/
>>67566704
>>67566706
one ugly motherfuker
>>67566831
where's the other 10 pounds dipshit?
>>67566878
up your butt
>>67566838
Hey come on man
Don't talk about him like that
I just showed Jon this and he said you hurt his feelings
>>67566878
wow, so you're just a moron
>>67566934
New bread
>>67566934
New bed
Get hyped laddies, we're almost there
>>67566911
yeah I'm a moron because you linked something that didn't reveal how cyborg drops 30 pounds and gains it in 6 days
>http://fourhourworkweek.com/2013/05/11/how-to-gain-20-pounds-in-28-days-the-extreme-muscle-building-secrets-of-ufc-fighters/
hmmmm exact same weight he lost, goes back to 190.....must have done this back to back.....
look how bullshit your link is
>>67566981
no, you're a moron because that is what all fighters do, and it is very well documented
some fighters just cut more weight than others (e.g. cyborg, lombard)
>>67567039
>some fighters just cut more weight than others (e.g. cyborg, lombard)
>(e.g. cyborg, lombard)
>>67566705
>I'm sure it's natural, all natural to gain 30 pounds in a week
>>67567039
>some fighters
>cyborg, lombard
you literally name 2 steroid users, do you think they are naturally cutting weight? the literal way they piss during fight week is probably something like the steroid user Latimer in the movie "the program"
maybe english isn't your first language and you're not an idiot
I never said cutting weight wasn't part of dehydration and the process of drying your body out, I said "I'm sure it's natural" as in she's gaining 30 pounds a week after and not gaining an ounce of fat in that process, she's a known steroid user who's not cutting 20 pounds, she's cutting 30...or more
I've cut weight, I've dieted to lose fat and I've also wore sauna suits under sweat pants and sweat shirts on a treadmill to lose water weight big fucking deal, it's something literally anyone can do....but 30 pounds....even in your article anderson silva was named as losing 30 pounds, and GSP, silva was caught roiding, and GSP I've been told uses HGH...so yeah cutting 30 pounds isn't natural and you named 2 roiders and your article named 1 roider and mr.hgh gut himself...who's arms fucking grew as an adult male...
man dick clit nipple tits cyborg may not piss test hot for classic roids, but she's not natural as god made her in any way shape or form
>>67567197
fucking diego sanchez did it
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/24-hours-after-weighing-145-pounds-ufcs-diego-sanchez-now-at-171-2
there's tons of fighters who do it
>>67567261
that's not 30 pounds retard can't you fucking do math?
jesus christ
>>67561096
They'll treat it like a straight bet on Werdum
>>67567391
sanchez's pciture is over 8 hours before his fight
cyborg's picture is the day after the fight
that's another 18 hours at least
also, she's wearing clothes
why are you being so obtuse?
>>67567888
>http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/24-hours-after-weighing-145-pounds-ufcs-diego-sanchez-now-at-171-2
^ didn't even open this because I can see the title and that's not 30 pounds and you can't do math
>why are you being so obtuse?
lol....ok buddy, nice try with your "big" word
I'm talking about 30 pounds, and you keep referring to things with 2's in the front
>>67568052
>lol....ok buddy, nice try with your "big" word
lmao
>>67561673
inspired desu
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