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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
>Ferreira pissed hot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11672470/carlos-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-pulled
>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
Schaub
schaub
Who /Cah-een/ here?
What does /heem/ think of Tim Boetsch?
>>67553532
why tho
Now that weigh ins are done, get your picks in while you still can, the image will be expanded
Main Card
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
Paige "VanZant's" real name is Paige Sletten
Her brother is a convicted child molester
Source:
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1121519/dwts-paige-vanzant-brother-is-a-convicted-child-molester
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
http://www.inquisitr.com/3091820/paige-vanzant-killing-it-on-dwts-while-brother-is-incarcerated-for-child-molestation/
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Rua - Only one I could go either way on
Alves
>6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
>Weidman
Rockhold is the champion not Weidman so Rockhold gets top billing. Rockhold vs. Weidman, not the other way around
The results are in, Claudia wins by unanimous decision after being down in the earlier rounds
>>67553580
WerDOOM
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Fabritzio
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey 2bh
Alves
>>67553642
It doesn't work that way when MY BOY is fighting.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>i submit picks without a pic
>>67553599
don't add this i already submitted a pick to you, i can't delete the post
>>67553657
>>67553665
>shogun
goof yourselves
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553752
Who is this lady of the evening?
>>67553739
>not picking Shogun
>>67553580
Stipe
Souza
Cyborg
Corey
Warlley
>>67553773
dont know,some west slav I guess
>>67553580
Miocic
Jacare
Leslie
Shogun
Barberena
>buy watermelon
>expect it to be delicious and sweet
>take a piece out to test it
>eat it
>tastes like nothing
man this bummed me out real bad
can anyone post some good heem to cheer me up
>>67553580
>le meme face man
belfort
>le natty goddess
RUA
alves
>>67553680
Your boy is getting his head smashed in again
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Barbarena
>>67553842
Probably wasn't ripe
>>67553842
who unironically eats watermelons
strawberries and pineapples or nothing
>>67553862
delete this.
>>67553862
Chris wasn't even trying in the first fight.
>>67553862
shut up
>>67553878
i'm just going to put it in the microwave and use it like a fleshlight now
>>67553893
>>67553920
Isn't that the reason you bought it in the first place?
>>67553946
he wasn't though, he told me
anyone else watching ufc ultimate knockouts on fs2?
>>67553946
Chris was unmotivated. This time he's ready to rip Luke's heart out.
>>67553648
Add one to JJ
I wish I was younger so I could practice MMA
>>67553998
Luke will sub him this time. Mark my words.
Brian Stann is my favorite fighter.
>>67554032
I've marked them....as BULLSHIT
haha
>>67554074
haha nice
>all these Stipe picks
You'll cowards dont even have the guts to actually put money on him though
>>67554084
:^)
>>67554131
>betting money on heavyweights
What is the best parlay to make for this card?
I want to pay my bills with gambling wins this month
>>67554131
We are neets, we don't have money.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553586
Oh shit, is this that rape she was talking about on JRE? Was she molested?
>>67554173
disgusting
delete this
>>67554173
Stipe-Belfort-Anderson
>>67554230
>t. picky virgin
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alzes
>>67554266
But Souza looks like he got through USADA unscathed... Im not hopeful for old Vitor...
>>67553580
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Rua
Barberena
>>67554191
Speak for yourself, Achmed. My parents give me money.
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67554226
Paige was on JRE? Also, why does it feel as if every female fighter was molested as a child?
>>67553580
Fabricio Werdum
Jacare Souza
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Bryan Barberena
>>67554304
I love Souza, but I can just picture Belfort knocking his ass out in devastating fashion.
>>67554304
He looked like garbage in his last fight.
>>67554282
>tfw Elliott was going to go on the JRE but Joe saw the depression video
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67553586
He looks like a real piece of shit. Probably dressed her as a boy and molested her.
>>67553580
Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Bryan Barberena
>>67554074
>>67554074
>>67554074
Don't cry
>>67554365
Because the most damaged, batshit insane type of chicks want to be MMA fighters
>>67554433
Quit making me hard, Ireland
>>67554531
>Hall
>>67554545
whatagoof
>>67554365
thats why they become fighters
I will destroy anyone here that is rude to me!
When do Maia and Brown fight?
>>67554600
>Maia
>fighting
rolling on the ground is not fighting
>>67554600
Prelim headliner
>>67554653
t. soft couch boy who has never been choked out
>>67554173
would you guys lick the seat after she gets up? it's literally her bare ass on that seat with her skirt that short.
i would and im not even ashamed. id do it with her still there watching me with a disgusted look on her face. you think i'd still fear death after i tasted an angel's ass? hell no. let me die my life is complete.
based brown flipping huelanders backwards
>>67553580
>WERDUM
>Souza
>Cyborg
>Anderson
>"Northcutt Killer" Barberena
>>67553580
All people I don't actually think will win but I want to meme
>Stipe
>Jacare
>Lesile
>Rua
>Alves
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67553580
Stipe
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Warlley
>>67554653
>t. Britcuck who is too soft to do anything physical
>>67554653
>rolling on the ground is not fighting
It is when you're being held down against your will while getting punched and there's not a single thing you can do about it.
>>67554721
>>67554746
guys, we should all ban together, make a kickstarter and make our own fight promotion
/HEEM/
>>67554721
>>67554791
>>67553580
verdoom
jacare
cyborg
shogun
warlley (future champ screencap this post)
>>67554797
Heem FC 1 was a failure tho
I want to watch some old seasons of TUF. Which ones are the best?
I haven't seen any of them.
>post yfw Fedor signs with the UFC and Alistair gets sidelined automatically if Wedum wins vs. Miocic
>>67554902
TUF Brazil 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzYp9yCic0
>>67553580
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
>>67554902
The ones with Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzJjG8dO_Qo
>>67554876
You're right. Something like that would take money/social skills/actually being able to leave the house without having a panic attack
I do like the name HEEM though
>>67554797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
this man will be the first HW champ
is steven seagal /heem/ approved?
>"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
>>67554876
what the fuck ever did happen to Heem FC 1??
WHERE IS EDGESTONIA?
WHERE IS LITHKEK??!!
>>67554986
HEEM'S first flyweight champion
>>67555004
>I WILL HEEM EVERY MUDDAFUCKER BIRTHDAYS
>>67555045
lithcuck ducked him and vanished. feels bad man. someone said it was a proxy all along but that might have been a trollpost
>>67554902
1 is obviously great, some funny moments with and some good fighters.
5 is good too with Nate having the strength of a 14 year old and still submitting everyone.
>>67554876
I should be co-main 2bh catch-weight against anyone here
>>67555116
nah lithcuck is real, he's just scared to fight anybody
i told him heem would fly him to the u.s. to fight me and he ducked me, wanted to know why i didnt want to come to a 3rd world shithole like lithuania? LOL
>>67554876
I'm gonna copyright the word HEEM
>>67555004
His movies are literally GOAT
I'd apply for HEEM 1 but I know everyone would just duck my wrestling anyway
Best value on tomorrow's card is Rob Font btw
>>67555187
>tucking your shirt into your jeans
>>67555252
Do you have any idea how fucking badly you'd get heemed if you tried that?
>>67554876
Mostly because we put a pussy in the main event
I was telling you he wouldn't go through with it
>>67555263
Fuck that, JCVD was so much better.
>>67555278
>Walking around with an untucked shirt
>>67555277
i would apply for HEEM 1 but don't want to heem everyone with my native filipino boxing
Anyone have that webm of Maia from 194?
I call getting to be the HEEM FC prelim headliner. Enjoy your obscurity fighting on the main card while I get the attention of over a dozen people
>>67554817
He is and always will be my boy
>>67555352
UFC.tv
>The domain name "heem.com" is already taken
>>67553580
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67555396
We can buy it off them.
>>67555396
by what?
>>67555295
What the fuck is going on here?
>>67555396
>>67555349
is that art as meme as Burmese boxing?
literally why not just do muay thai
>>67555413
>>67555416
>>67555424
heem.tv is available though
>>67555396
what about heemma.com?
>>67555455
Nah, heem.tv is better
>>67555446
I vote for heem.org
anyone up for cheeky prelim picks?
get 'em in now
Taking picks on:
Maia vs. Brown
Santos vs Marquardt
Trinaldo vs Meideros
Font vs Lineker
Cummins vs Nogueira
http://www.ufc.tv/video/chris-weidman-vs-anderson-silva-ufc-162
>>67555446
better get heem.me while we're at it
I'm currently emailing Sketchers right now to see if they would want to be a sponsor for our organization.
Why on earth does heem.com redirect here?
http://www.artprice.com/
>>67555486
>literally who?
Person 1
Person 1
Person 2
Person 1
Person 2
because heemsters.tv sounds like hamsters.tv which sounds like some subpar brazzers website for creepios
>>67555486
maia
santos
trinaldo
font
NOG
>>67555502
anyone else having problems with ufc.tv on http? the video won't ever start unless i change to https
>>67555526
setting the bar a little high their breh, might wanna try Champs
>>67555526
Is looooooooooooolbro around? Ask that chick if she wants to be a ring girl
Aunt Laurie too
>>67555486
>Maia via heem
>santos via heem
>meideros via dec
>lineker via heem
>lil nog via guillotine
>there are goofbaskets present in this thread right now who think McGOAT vs Mayweather isn't going to happen
>>67555526
We also need a beer sponsor.
I'll get a hold of Natural Ice
>>67555486
Demian Maia
Thiago Santos
Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker
Patrick Cummins
>>67555572
R A R E
F L A G
>>67555572
rare flag in heem since diaz mcgregor. saved to my collection
>>67555574
I'm pretty sure we can get them.
>>67555606
what are you gonna do about it?
eat a cheeseburger?
![YouPorn-Sport-cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/toZQUPP.jpg "YouPorn-Sport-cover[1].jpg")
Just contacted YouPorn sports. They sponsor mandrama right now. But I feel they'll sponsor MMA too. /heem/=/wwe/ just real. /heem/ 1 will probably have a Ultimate Surrender match however.
>>67555655
yes
>>67555665
me vs. your mom tbqh senpai
To that one anon whose uncle works at UFC, do you think he could give us some pointers for setting up a MMA promotion? Strictly between family of course
>>67555621
Your collection of your own posts with a proxy? How autistic of You.
>>67555486
Brown
Marquardt
Meideros
Lineker
Cummins
>>67555696
If we've learned anything from the post-USADA UFC...I think our fighters should be FORCED to be on PEDs
>>67555695
De-delete this be-bee-be four I heem you....
Should I get a hold of Condom Depot or would that be too ironic?
>tfw we are all united in fightfandom
>>67555747
yeah and get dynamic fastener while youre at it. maybe dipyourcar.
we can get affliction to make our merch
Matt Brown should be taken off the card, fined and suspended for such disgusting behaviour. You can't come into somebody elses country and be so rude to the fans, they are the ones who pay your bills. This sport is about respect.
>>67555750
and a love of Brendan Schaub.
>>67555774
Odd way to spell Francis Ngannou
>>67555780
what?
>>67555774
how would you guys feel about schaub commentating for HEEM?
>>67555798
Cuckold.
>>67555486
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67555770
it was just banter
>>67555804
Hes pretty bad at it. If you watch that onnit bjj thing, they kept trying to go off on tangents. Its was funnier than the cucks trying to actually talk about bjj though
>>67555804
he's way overvalued
fuck it, does Ngannou either speak English or have a phone number?
>>67555838
A martial arts environment is no place for petty "banter''
>>67555770
Agreed. I for one will be boycotting watching all his fights until a formal apology is issued and a fine handed out.
>>67555780
who?
could schaub heem ngannou?
>>67555860
Luckily it was a weigh in environment
>>67555880
Schaub no contest
>>67555880
yes, but he more likely would take him down and sub him.
>>67555880
Probably be smarter for schaub to ground and pound him out.
>>67555880
lineker would heem schaub
>>67555770
Agreed. I for one will be boycotting watching all his fights until a formal apology is issued and a fine handed out.
>>67555880
Ngannou by KO in the first exchange
>>67555840
FOR SURE...FOR SURE...slow your roll, son. Stay in your lane. Schaub is a dime-piece.
>>67555880
Schaub would megaheem Cucknnou
Does no one remember him actually being backed up big time by Curtis Blaydes jabs?
One Big Brown Bomb ends the fight and his career
>>67555880
Schaub got knocked out by zombie bignog
>>67555992
And the soul snatched out of his body by Joe Rogan.
>>67555986
Schaub couldn't heem a fly that took the fight on 2 day's notice.
>>67555486
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
Guys I know you love Schaub but we're getting off track. Back to HEEM FC talk, please.
>>67556042
Schaub would get knocked out by Joe Rogan's daughter's queef
>"Pra relaxar depois da luta eu gosto de fazer amor"
>ywn have post fight sex with Claudinha
>>67556113
link to q@a?
>>67556113
does she fuck guys
he'll be fine
>>67555486
>Brown via heem
>Santos via heem
>Trinaldo dec
>Lineker heem
>cummins dec, even though it pains me to pick against lil nog
>>67556153
>>67556153
Yes
Emphasis on "she fucks"
hahahaha
>>67556113
Honestly you'd be surprised at what I can and can't do, buddy.
>>67555986
Blaydes is a 6'4 265lbs monster
Schaub is a full time cuck
>>67554173
>ywn be a girl
no good parley all br no trust them
>>67556238
>ywn be a girl
literally laughed out loud
>>67556215
>Emphasis on "she fucks"
that was the joke
>>67556260
>sage post
>hahahaha
that was the other joke
>>67556247
>not getting in multiple picks
also i realized i'd messed up in my first pick, i meant to pick brown via heem not maia.
how silly would that be?
>>67556260
No it wasnt
>>67556247
Remember friends.
>>67555770
>This sport is about respect.
Not anymore because of McGregor. The UFC is now turning into mandrama. I'm not saying he's responsible for this, but it's a side effect of what he has done.
From most butthurt to least...Rank who took their losses the hardest
Conor, Ronda, Aldo, Weidman, Dillashaw, Cain
>>67556293
Fucking autism
You even changed the other picks you aspie
fighter and the kid is literally unwatchable now.
>I DISAGREE HURRRRR I DISAGREE DURRR I DISAGREE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Rapaport is still the man tho
leslie smith looking p good in the weigh ins
>>67556341
>>67556247
>getting upset over picks
yeah, i'm the one who has autism bud
Ronda, Weidman, Conor, Aldo, Cain, Dillashaw
>>67556366
You're literally replying to yourself multiple times you total fucking aspie
You are such a fucking weirdo
Now you're in damage control mode because you've been caught and once again outed as a giant autist
Are you the Amerisperg who gets into thread wars?
>>67556351
maybe looks wise but athleticly she looks like some girl who does some cardio few times in a week
>>67556351
She won't look good after tomorrow.
>>67556428
calm down autismo
>>67556459
so like cyborg if she wasn't a chemical factory
>>67556333
Right, because Chael, Tito and every other man drama exponent didn't exist before McGoobs.
I think Leslie is gonna get the shock flash KO
>>67556516
yep
its sad desu because cyborg will destroy her literally
>>67556084
/heem/ is full of deadbeats. get used to it.
>>67556506
Stop replying to me you fucking autistic psychopath
>>67556578
calm down autismo
Condit won
Ignoretripfags.jpg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11673794/jose-aldo-vows-to-run-through-frankie-edgar-offers-to-fight-conor
What happened to him lads?
>>67556578
don't tell me what to do autismo
>>67554173
Moraes
Santos
Alves
Souza
>>67556650
No
Condit 1, 4
Lost 47-48
>>67556669
Looks like an utter creep.
>>67556683
reebok'd, usada'd, probably back to a dog shit payscale for a top 3 guy in the world
Claim your fightfus
>>67556744
>rory fan !16ukjc8zY.jpg
what
>>67556744
>filename
my fucking sides
>>67556755
how dare you
>>67556683
It's sad. He had a great career, took his loss badly. And now he's going to be perma-heemed by Edgar before he can make any money fighting Goobs. (that's what it's really about)
>>67556755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IyofPtQbSE
>>67556523
They didn't have the flamboyant success McGregor has, they're nowhere near his lvl in term of fame, the UFC and social medias weren't as big as they are now.
my fightfu has BEEN claimed since i first set eyes
>>67556683
EVEN ON THE STREETS I'M COMIN FOR HIM YEH
>>67556683
coner turned him into the Jorker
>>67556772
>>67556773
obvious samefag
>>67556744
i look literally nothing like that
>>67553580
Werdum
Souza
Fuck it 209 Smith what
Anderson
Alves
>>67556683
There is a comment saying that Aldo will pull an Aldo again, which might leave Edgar as the undisputed interim title holder, also known as the uncrown feddaweight champion.
CAN WE ALREADY CALL IT THE FRANKIE CURSE?
>>67556852
It doesn't matter. He copied them. UFC has always had disrespectful stars used to promote fights. And mandrama has always been a component.
>>67556683
>>67556885
R A R E
