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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67542706
NEWS:
>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters?_ga=1.224577050.1885728640.1461276746
>UFC sale odds set (Yes is a slight underdog)
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11667294/is-ufc-being-sold-oddsmakers-set-odds-betting-lines-blockbuster-mma-sale
>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11668952/gray-maynard-makes-featherweight-debut-against-fernando-bruno
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
/jeff/
>buy watermelon
>expect it to be delicious and sweet
>chop some on a plate
>eat it
>tastes like nothing
man this bummed me out real bad
can anyone post some good heem to cheer me up
JON
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ
Weigh in @3pm est: http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-weigh-in
>198 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE
>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8
Jacare vs Belfort: https://youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8
>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw
Jacare vs Okami: https://youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Cain vs Werdum: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Lion vs Buffalo: http://youtu.be/_gZ1U_CE174
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
UFC Inside the Octagon part 1: https://youtu.be/RitpUxoiX7E
UFC Inside the Octagon part 2: https://youtu.be/ns0VO1qIM7s
Heavy Hands w/ Dominick Cruz interview: https://youtu.be/j1X6YH2M3js
Five Rounds Today: https://youtu.be/Z5SfRfzb2C8
Robin Black & Firas Zahabi on 198 main event: https://youtu.be/nlfWu6J8rzk
>>67548704
Here
>>67548750
i know that feel. it's criminal
>>67548756
fuck off weirdo
>>67548759
and I payed 7€ for this motherfucker, and I can dump the whole thing in the garbage
it feels like getting scammed
>>67548713
HOT LAVA
>>67548750
I think watermelon tastes good only when you are thirsty af, I went on a study tour and it was like 35C there and we were walking, some guy bought some watermelon and it tasted like the best watermelon I've eaten so far.
>>67548783
wow that is fuckin theft. i can buy 4 fucking whole melons for that price
>>67548750
get yellow ones
also watermelons are only non shit at the start of spring, that's their season
Lads, is UFC 2 any good? It's on sale atm
>>67548816
is this real
>>67548794
watermelon tastes good if its good quality, ive had god tier watermelon last week
I hadnt eaten watermelon for a few days so I craved one real bad and bought this shitty one
>>67548811
I should move to a warm country
>>67548816
why is that one yellow
>>67548821
On sale where?
>>67548840
PSN store, it's still £35 mind, but it's cheapest I can find it
>>67548821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlywO-Mt_KY
>>67548856
if you like other sports sims its good.
Can someone post the webm of the preppy kids trying to fight.
>post yfw McGOAT vs Mayweather happens and Floyd is so rattled after all the build up that he pulls an Aldo and gets KTFO
>>67548824
yes
>>67548831
to show its superior taste
>>67548881
>Floyd is so rattled after all the build up
What would Goob even talk about
Floyd's money makes him look like a low level Invicta fighter
>>67548750
Buy some Mango's lad
>>67548605 #
but a 13 year old isnt a child, and in places not yet dominated by high western culture it is pretty normal to see people that age have relationships with people the age pvz brother was
I mean, not so long ago people that age were often already married and with children of their own, teens having sex isnt something unnatural
the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist
>>67548933
you can have legal consensual sex with 16/17 year olds in most USA states.
paige's brother lured the youngest possible aged kid who could through the internet, at 13 the kid could lie to his parents about where he is going, if he was 6-9 her brother would probably have to abduct the kid
>>67548933
Don't be so ignorant. Teens are discovering their sexuality and so have relationships, this is a grown man abusing, in essence, a child.
>>67548975
except this notion has never existed for pretty much all of human history
>>67549035
So?
>he has a problem with fucking 13 year olds
be careful
>>67549035
He literally could have legally found gay 16-19 year olds to have sex with it's really obvious what he is about lol
>>67548905
it's going to be a massacre
>>67549048
its just an artificial social construct, it might even be good for society but it is just not true
>>67548847
Why would they strike a plea bargain with a child rapist unless they weren't confident of being able to convict him?
Dude did not think that one through.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11649806/randy-couture-its-not-really-my-decision-to-be-excluded-from-ufc-200?_ga=1.14728758.1885728640.1461276746
>
>>67549035
There are many notions that have not existed for most of history...that doesn't mean people were better off for it
>>67549090
and they are mostly bull
the more civilization progresses the more we lose touch with reality
>>67549075
What's not true?
>>67549082
Why would randy fight at ufc 200?
>>67549139
13-15 year olds are not magically abused if the age of their partner happens to be more than 2 years their own
>>67549134
I can actually agree with that, I also believe that a 17-18 year old seducing a 13 year old is straight predatorial. Would you want that greasy motherfucker sniffing around your son's asshole?
>>67549206
Dutch poster must be a fatty if reem is 111kg and hes 116kg
>>67549206
>hehe im s-staying s-mall for cardio r-reasons guys not becuase of the drugtesting
even if that was his reason it would make no sense for him to carry way more fat than he used to
>>67549206
Alistair went full evasion build +30dex.
Less armour, doubles chances to evade enemy attacks, 10% increased movement speed.
>>67549238
No, but you cant say its because of age when it comes to gay shit. Wouldn't mind it if my son was with a woman that age
>>67549254
That's almost as funny as tricking a Spaniard into watching UFC 33
>>67549206
>I got small because of the transition from 3x3 rounds to 3x5
>but coincidentally only after USADA started regulating did it actually happen
>0:)
cheeky cunt
>>67549254
Dex weapons have a higher chance for crits too
>>67549254
what does his higher bodyfat% do for him
>>67549306
Impulse, his fat creates a longer time of contact so less force is hitting his core
>why doesn't Cyborg just cut down lol
>>67549306
+5% life per 1% bodyfat
>>67549341
how much hp does roy nelson have
>>67549336
How would Frankie do at womens BW?
I think he would get armbarred by Ronda and picked apart by Holly but beat everybody else
>>67549378
He'd knock them all out, most female fighters wilt when hit by somebody with power that can actually back them up from what I can tell. Not a whole lot of women with that sort of power though.
>>67549273
Fair point actually, maybe its because i thoroughly understand the thought process of a horny man? I mean there are fully grown adults who cant decipher when a man is deceiving them, what chance does a 13 year old stand? Not to mention it's a highly impressionable and developmental stage of their lives. There's no telling how that could affect them through the rest of their lives
>>67549378
(You)
>>67549378
Are you joking or something? He would beat everyone handily even Cyborg. Guy was a legit 155 champion, he's just small frame.
I'm liking the 115 women on TUF because it feels like the girls who do well on the show might actually be relevant and make an impact on the rankings less than four years down the line.
>>67549076
They always go for a plea deal. Trials are expensive.
>>67549468
We've only seen one girl fight though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_bbh2ZbDdA
>>67548867
bump
>>67549552
I mean because the weight class is shallow enough that an influx of regional talent is going to produce at least one or two standouts.
That Tatiana girl looked promising.
>>67548713
>>Nig Nog is senile
HE TRIED TO FEED THE BUS
A CARROT
>>67549561
I'd fight to get into Miesha's valley
>>67549561
>nu-metal soundtrack
>softcore porn tier acting
le cringe
>>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
Jesus CHRIST you could not put together a more pathetic "I don't give a fuck" season of TUF if you tried.
Did estonia and lithuania ever get into fisticuffs lads?
>>67549632
the latin america ones were probably worse
>>67549632
Manlet drama
>>67549635
Im no.1
Those two are WHOs
>>67549561
i wonder what their key demographic is
>>67549679
most of the real dykes are ugly af. still don't know why they use this theme.
>>67549632
If Cejudo and Benavidez fought 2 on 1 vs Mighty Mouse, do you think they'd win?
>>67549632
>two manlets who will never be champions
>>67549632
Well there's a few things to the season that make it slightly different;
- They're not holding tryouts, they're just plain recruiting the top regional FLWs from around the world
>The winner gets to fight Mighty Mouse and will have been coached by someone who's fought him before
>If by some miracle they beat Mighty Mouse, whoever wins the coach fight would be the #1 contender to their title
Still sounds like a miserable season though
>>67549732
>no tryouts
So they're taking out the one marginally watchable portion of the show? Surely this will revitalize the once great brand of TUF.
>>67549708
fantasy m8
i only know one lesbian, she's pretty hot but her beast of a girlfriend belongs in the sewer
Attention everyone.
Very important strawpoll to determine whether /heem/ is still for Joanna Champion or whether Claudia is now the fan favourite.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
This is the final time it will be posted and the results will be final. They are currently 12-12.
Thank you for your time.
>>67549147
>>67549082
he wouldnt, he just cant go to the event is what he means
remember dana banned him from attending ufc events and all?
he couldnt even corner his son when he was fighting in the ufc
>>67549752
I don't think that's what they're going for with this season, I think they want to build a challenger for Mighty Mouse since he's got fuggen nobody and if they find somebody who can beat him or at least market at FLW then great.
>>67549808
Is there even any flyweight outside of the UFC who will be even remotely competitive with Mighty Mouse?
The only ones I can even name are Tim Elliott, Kairat Akhmetov, Magomed Bibulatov, and Chico Camus, and I'm not seeing any of them knocking MM off his throne any time soon, TUF or not
>>67549808
I hope this TUF thing doesn't prevent a Mighty Meme vs. Cruz superfight.
>>67549808
Joe Ben and Cejudo should mold the winner into a MM killer but secretly leave flaws in his game that either Joe or Cejudo can exploit later on to get the title
>>67549439
>replies to obvious bait
>>67549978
Like the ending to Jade Empire?
>>67549783
I'll vote for which ever fighter has her picture spammed in the next 10 minutes
>>67549955
Mighty Mouse is a bitch and doesn't want that fight. He wants to break Anderson's title defense record instead.
>>67550008
MM wants money.
>>67549993
Exactly..I guess
20,000 people expected to attend the weigh in
3 bongs away
>>67549035
God you are so fucking stupid
>>67550008
Nothing wrong with that, shouldn't have to move up just because people want to see him lose.
>>67550040
>Stipe enters
UH VAI MORRER
>>67550087
>20,001 Werdum faces
>>67550040
3 bongs, huh? That's enough time for finishing unit 7 and getting halfway through unit 8.
BILINEAR AND QUADRATIC FORMS
EUCLIDEAN SPACES
JEBEM TI MATER
>>67550040
i feel like if we had any classy journalists, there would be a pre-game show where the journalists are there pre-weigh-in to breakdown the card
>>67550102
Theres a weigh in show
>>67550102
Doesn't almost every MMA news site and even the UFC themselves do that already?
>>67550102
They literally have that on FS1 you dumb faggot
why is Glory starting so fucking late today
>>67550145
It's in California
>>67550159
yeah but usually the prelims will start earlier. the prelims are starting at 10pm est.
come to think about it, I think they want to avoid the NBA playoffs. Craptors vs Heat @ 8pm est.
Well shit, why don't they clean the blood in between fights?
Thoughts on Joe Rogan?
>>67550204
If it's a card on Fox they just spray paint over it between fights
>>67550204
they clean the blood as much as they can. on FOX cards (not FS1) they actually have to paint over the blood to make sure the bbabies don't get traumatized.
>>67550208
Stop being such a fucking psycho, you fucking pedo
>>67550204
They do for some cards. Rogan said on his podcast that because Fox really hates blood they spraypaint the canvas after a bloody fight.
>>67550222
>>67550217
>>67550214
Makes sense, thanks for the answers friends.
>>67550208
Why did Joe marry an adulterer?
how many bongs until things happen?
>>67550219
don't cut yourself on that edge
>>67550258
Takes me one to get started and two for the magic to set in these days
>>67550219
Your reaction to this image every time it's posted makes me want to start posting it too.
be careful
This season is the first time I've watched TUF since the first few seasons.
Why are the losers still in the house? Has this been a thing for a while now?
I'm sick of seeing that black guy that got beaten. He gets the most focus out of anyone and he fucking lost. Doesn't that mean he's eliminated?
>>67550217
>>67550222
That's so ridiculous. It's literally a combat sport
so paige's real name is sletten?
>>67550294
MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS AMERICA
>>67550278
i mean events, lad...
Just got into this season of TUF. Holy shit how retarded Joanna acts. Claudia is so much cooler. Also, does Joanna not have a training team?
>>67550258
weigh ins in 2 bings and 30 bongs
>>67550222
and swear words
>>67550288
I'm not watching, is he this season's Artem?
>>67549632
an the winner of that TUF will fight mighty manlet.
Is like they don't care anymore about that division, they should just remove the midget division or let them fight dressed like clown or all the division fighting wild animals, it will be fun.
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
is this true?
>>67550294
Could be worse
See: Fighting Championships, Pride
>>67550348
yikes
>>67550348
Wah-wah-waaaaaaaah
>>67550348
>>>/tmz/
>>67550348
Who gives a fuck.
>>67550376
>>67550383
>finally a story making paige a sympathetic figure
>b-bury it
scumbags
>tfw UFC will never have a man vs animal division
>CM Punk will never fight in your lifetime
I was expecting an incredible poster for UFC 200. Turned out to be some boring bullshit.
>>67550437
kangaroo vs some random can at a catch weight make it happen
wheres predictioncuck
>>67550437
give me one night in a cage with you you'll never disrespect someone again
>>67550485
>muh intellectually superior 2deep4u nippon fight posters
patrician taste fellow sir
>>67550452
>roufusport ruined a fighter before he even had a single pro fight
>>67550501
pretty sure he got butthurt and stopped taking picks
Prediction Bro here. I'm on my mobile and can't post the picture where I add you picks. But I will do it later on today and post it.Just before sure to give me a (You) when you do it.
>>67550559
who pissed him off? what happened?
>>67550607
Fuck off retard
>>67550590
I molested his little brother and posted about it on trashy celebrity gossip sites where single mothers and their man children lurk.
>>67550607
Miocic
Souza
Smith
Anderson
Alves
>>67550607
I can tell youre fake because of the lines around the text. The real predictiondude used an angled line.
>>67550607
Werdum
Vitor
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67550649
what a little cock tease, I can bet you she does not get as much dicks that she pretends too
>>67550673
who is going to take care of the dog when years of brain damage comes back to bite him ?
>>67550698
she's probably gay like her pedo brother
>>67550607
AUTISM
HE DID THE FACE AGAIN!
>>67550744
The absolute madman
>>67550744
What the fuck is that reebok shirt supposed to be about?
some of you guys are alright
don't watch the weigh-ins today
>>67550769
>questioning the masterful design of Reebok
>>67550719
haha good one, Damn I really love the fact Cyborg is in the UFC
>>67550783
at least some faggot soccer fans got killed today
>>67550802
source ?
>>67550769
Nothing, but it looks like it can mean something and that's good enough
>>67550607
>Main Card:
>Fabrício Werdum
>Ronaldo Souza
>Cris Cyborg
>Corey Anderson
>Warlley Alves
>>67550813
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
>>67550849
disgusting dark eyes
>>67550698
>implicitly implicit implications
She's always on the hunt for social media cock. She'll end up being the female Wilt Chamberlain.
how do I achieve this mode lads?
>>67550857
They're called 'peasant features'
>>67550826
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-
>He was reportedly arrested in April 2012 after a teen told cops he had abused him more than once while visiting a friend.
That's wired as if someone just wants to dig up dirt on her so she looses. I wonder if Uncle Lorenzo will have someone buried in the Nevada Dessert for this.
When are weigh ins?
>>67550872
1 1/2 hours
I unironically think that the happy face is funny
>>67550895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
>tfw didn't go to Spoons with lads and QT girls in order to have a beer with my school friend but he bailed
now I will spend the rest of my day on /heem/, at least the weigh ins are soon. do we expect any memes to happen?
>>67550895
whats wrong with doing kettle bell snatches?
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-lightweight-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-anti-doping-violation-051316
![zpzQvxohmDEoTVZ-1600x900-noPad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K9n5KO2.jpg "zpzQvxohmDEoTVZ-1600x900-noPad[1]")
Reminder to train a vegan diet before training any martial art or lacing up any glove
>>67550930
god, vegan empowerment is more annoying than female empowerment
>>67550949
Why? Because you know that they're better than you?
>>67550949
true, women should be legal property, but male vegans need to be killed
>>67550926
>Its a Brazilian gets caught by USADA episode
>>67550960
that's all you got?
>>67550978
I guess? I can only imagine the only reason why you'd feel such a way is inadequacy
Lads how the hell do I put on a screen protector?
>this post is MMA related
>>67550949
Just nuke yourself. Some of the best if not the best fighters are vegan.
>Jon Fitch
>Jake Shields
>both of whom beat Yushin "the HW MW" Okami who is a meat eater
>Nick and Nate Diaz
>Jon Jones
>Conor McGregor
>GSP
>>67550989
it's not the ability, it's the message and the arrogance
>>67550969
Try getting off your fat fucking ass for once and you might just be able to do it if you weren't such a beta autist
>>67551000
don't forget Fedor
>>67550769
It looks like some edgy 14 year old designed it
>>67551003
What message? Healthy, kind, sustainable living?
>arrogance
There's arrogance in every sector of life, almost nothing is inherently arrogant. I'm sure you'd be arrogant about certain issues if you felt them to be very core to who you are and core to life as a whole
>>67551009
And brock lesnar
1bong 30bings?
>>67551005
one day in lockdown with me you'd forever be sucking food through a straw
>>67551041
before ?
>>67548750
>western european food
Literal shit. Nothing has taste, I enjoy my days living here as it means eating some proper quality meat and veggies&fruits.
>>67551051
UFC 198 weigh ins
>>67551050
Your mom is sucking semen from my dick right now
![method=get&s=mark-hunt-08-25-2015-11-15-24-217[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bHLr0wx.jpg "method=get&s=mark-hunt-08-25-2015-11-15-24-217[1]")
>not being vegan
I shig. Pic related. A vegan.
>>67551059
Oh
yeah iirc
>>67551050
>he doesn't already
https://www.eliteboxing.tv/en/live/number-one-fight-show-season-5
some kickboxing
>>67551105
>boxing
>elite
Nice try, Tyson.
what happened?
>>67551132
Being a closeted homosexual takes its toll on you. Same with Nick Ring and GSP.
>>67551132
I keep seeing helwani tweet about this power washing business and I have no idea what causes that
>>67550916
nothing goofs on /heem/ dont workout so any lift that isnt bench press or squat looks meme-y to them
fuck its like 3 20 am. Thats what I get for talking with german girls.
How long till Bellator/glory?
>>67551308
nice blog
>>67550916
Using kettle bell at all.
That's wrong.
>>67551319
I just want to know when the shows start so I can set my alarm bro
>>67551350
>not using kettlebells
sure if you're a bodybuilder who only lifts to look good
but if you're an athlete, kettlebells are essential to building functional strength
>>67550951
Thought it was Anthony Kiedis from the thumbnail.
>>67550994
I like when fighters don't dive in for unnecessary gnp when they know they already knocked their opponent the fuck out.
Not a "walk off ko" exactly, because you can see Yair pause to make sure the fight is gonna be called which is better imo. Thomas Almeida does this a lot too. Pretty respectable, t b h
>>67551356
its in the op you fucking goof
>you now realize that you will never see Conor McGregor fight at featherweight ever again
Seriously though, I was already doubting that he'd ever go back down to 145, but with the announcement of these new weigh-in rules, it pretty much seals the deal.
And he'll be able to play it off like "i have nothing left to do at 145, already cleaned out the division and dominated Aldo" etc.
aussiebro.getting.heemed.by.timezone.and.zuffa.webm
>>67551469
Conor vs Pettis is the fight to make at this point of the story.
>>67551469
The penalty for being over is that they bring in specialists for your weight cut, that's it
Also his weight cut isn't even that big by UFC standards. Faber cuts more for example to make bantamweight
>>67551070
>buying the memes
all hunto does is eat mcdonalds and play counterstrike
>>67551501
You gotta be kidding me. Numbers aside, you can't deny that he looked like absolute death leading up to his past few featherweight fights, especially 189 and 194. I'm not even conor fan, but he's already proved himself enough to not have to go back down. I think he should move to lightweight and start a title run there.
>>67551563
he lost to the #5 guy at lightweight, who does he fight next?
>c-conor is ducking frankie!
>>67551578
and since Cyborg would absolutely destroy Frankie, Conor is also ducking Cyborg
how long until I can see sweaty hue's weigh themselves on stage?
>>67551616
Who wouldn't be ducking Cyborg?!
>>67551573
Pettis or Barbosa vs McGregor is a good fight to make desu
>>67551624
about 46 bings
>>67551630
Leslie Smith
Marching to her death, a smile on her face
>>67551624
3 pm edt
12 pm pdt
45 bings
PDT= EDT - 3 hours
BST = EDT + 5 hours
>>67551659
PDT = Western US Coast, D = Daylight Savings
EDT = Eastern US Coast, D = Daylight Savings
BST = British Summer Time aka Daylight Savings in bongistan
Would you take a short notice fight against Baba?
>>67551510
i fucking HATE Hunt
>>67551701
no way that guy already shit in MY pants several times
im trying to bring him to court because it may have been a racial hate crime turning my WHITE undies brown
>>67551714
>flag
>opinion
Mark Hunt is fucking based
I was just out taking a walk feeding birds what did I miss? Leslie Smith is going to win by the way.
>>67551701
>short notice
stop with the heightist jokes pls
>>67551747
>based
>attaches onto any new dumb idea that he comes across
>my lord and savior jesus christ
>based
>>67551701
Yes, he's small and weak
>>67551701
Im not Nate Diaz so... Nope.
>>67551752
Good anon
You didn't miss anything, apparently PVZ's brother was a child molester but that's it
36 bings to weigh ins
>>67551701
ww would destroy this clown
>>67551761
>>attaches onto any new dumb idea that he comes across
He'll attach a left hook to your fackin jaw cunt
>>67551764
>weak
Mate have you seen his precision and handspeed. I think you'd be surprised, I think he'd fuck you up.
fuck lads
198 is just too good
how can i even miss any of the fights?
am I gonna have to pull the allnighter?
>>67551784
>PVZ's brother was a child molester
I didn't know she had a brother
>>67551807
This
>>67551835
why dont you /nextdaytorrent/ like the rest of us yuros
Ben Askren would beat Wondermeme
>>67551835
I would take an hour and a half nap between Maia/Brown and Jacare/Belfort
>>67549800
What an douche
Why is dana so scared hommies?
>>67551835
>living in a 3rd world time zone
>>67551836
She dropped her old surname, I don't know I never really bothered reading the articles
>>67551866
>best WW on the planet would beat a karate meme
colour me surprised
>>67551860
Speak for yourself casul
Watching fights with /heem/ is a completely different experience
>>67551835
I have an hour or two nap prior, always seems to do me fine
>>67551907
that's gotta be tough. your family literally changed their name because you got caught ass raping kids
>>67551860
I am a real fightfan and I watch UFC with my heemspeak bros
>>67551860
not nearly as fun to watch on my own
>>67551870
>missing the sagekiller
>missing WARlley alves (munster)
>missing cyborg
I could miss the shogun fight tbf, but he'll probably get heem'd quickly, so can't really risk napping then.
might skip the EFPPs
>>67551888
check your fucking privilege
>>67551955
is geemspeak free? can i tune in without a microwave/webcam?
Why is she being called Cris Cyborg and not Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino?
Seems like some totally WWE shit.
>>67551931
yeah I'll try doing that. early sleep and wake up at 2 to catch lineker.
>>67551983
yeah its free, just need a mic to speak if you don't have then you can just listen to us and talk in the chat
>>67551980
rumor has it that another person is going to throw a skateboard in during the Shogun fight and will get away with it because everyone will be wearing Werdum masks
>>67551988
you answered your own question
>>67551983
>heemspeak without a microwave
top lel
>>67551988
same reason why its Shogun Rua
>>67552006
ok. it's something made for video games?
>>67551988
I think people used to call her "Cyborg" Santos (when she was still married to male Cyborg) but when she divorced him and became Justino the new surname was too awkward.
>>67552029
probably, i guess it useful to use when you are plaing multiplayer games but we use it to watch fights together
>>67552029
are you streaming the fights on it or watching them each through your own source?
>>67552047
each using own source
when it's possible we sync up
>>67552037
>that time male Cyborg got pieced the fuck up by Nick Diaz
>'i was never hurt nicks punches are nothing'
>>67552062
>Fuck you bitch
>>67552057
i want to hear some sexy accents
>>67552028
He's still Mauricio "Shogun" Rua though even though he's referred to as Shogun. She's just Cris Cyborg.
>>67552062
i always loved this delayed lead hook nick landed
man nick's boxing is always so fun to watch
hope vitor looks bigg lads, i need him to heem jacare so natty goat gets a crack at the chris(if he beats rockhold) at msg.
Alright folks, almost weigh-in time. What do you currently weigh-in at?
187 here
>>67552116
256.5
Is there any chance Werdum won't make the hehehe face?
>>67552116
79,7kg or 175.7084 pounds
>>67552116
6'3 158
I have achieved James Vick mode
>>67552116
219lbs, I have been a lazy fuck recently
>>67552116
5'2" 380 lbs
weigh ins in 10 bongs right? anyone have a stream
>>67552173
except james vick is probably heavier than me, he just weighs in at 155 bro
eat something
>>67552204
10 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8wUA7VdKA
>>67552173
>got asked my weight but i'll smugly put in my tall height too tee-hee i love showing off my height
>>67552227
you the man, thanks
>>67552116
5'8" ~190
>>67552236
Stay triggered manlet
>>67552236
>t. assblasted arabic manlet
>>67552236
If I said I was 200 lbs., I could either be a fatass or normal based on my height
who has the best accent on heemspeak?
>>67552236
nah I think he just wanted to highlight how skinny he was
btw doubt anyone here can beat my 6'0 and a half 120lb when I was 12
was he shook lads
>>67552285
serbia used to before he was killed by separatists
>>67552293
Shields looks like he was finna heem McGregor
>>67552293
why is joe silva so short
>>67552293
Rogan's face is hilarious
JESUS saves guy has been spamming for at least the past two hours. He might have less of a life than the people here
>>67552367
it's a bot, youtube doesn't give a fuck i used to spam on there relentlessly to '''''''''''''make money'''''''''''''
>UFC stream
>Ever on time
>getting STOPPED by STRIKES from Paige VanZant
>>67552389
did you actually make any
I swear they announced DC as White Heavyweight King
do you guys watch the youtube stream or the foxsports2 stream?
>>67552434
delet
Kailin is super QT
>>67552443
same here
Reminder that Werdum has spent more time in Croatia than Stipe
>Budweiser
GET IN THE WEIGH IN IS STARTING
who the fuck are these ring girls
How many people will miss weight?
Over 0.5 @ +150/2.50
Under 0.5 @ -200/1.50
Holy shit
that bunda
heem me
>>67552484
I'm willing to bet Cro Cop is cheering for Werdum despite Stipe being """"""croatian"""""""
>murrilards claiming heritage from countries they've never been to or lived in
HAHA GET SHIT ON GET PORTUGUESED
No English?
dana and joe aren't there
>>67552541
MAKE IT STOOOOP
>that socially awkward girl in blue
>those 3 fake chests
>dana not there to shake cyborg's hand
why do the hues boo this hue
worst fucking weigh in
wait these fights are in a stadium? hype.
it's not wwe, we're not watching men undress
that one girl that gets wet for some of the fighters
MORAAAEESSS
This looks crazy for weigh ins
>BR ring girls
brehs...
why the fuck aren't joe or dana there? This is one of the biggest cards of the year.
The Cross tattoo on that guy looked horrible
How juiced out do you think these hues are
is the stream lagging for anyone else ?
>>67552687
Dana's having dinner with Conor
Joe's afraid of Brazil
>>67552687
dana is scared of cyborg after he called her a man
>>67552687
Joe's daughters birthday, don't know about Dana
>>67552694
they tested positive it means they are clean
>>67552694
Well, Moraes drank some red liquid after he weighed in, so probably some juice
anyone on heemspeak?
This card is way more hype than I was expecting.
>those ring girl bundas
>mfw
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I want to feel Jhenny's big fake tits pressed against my back as she chokes me out cold
does the stream lag for anyone else?
lineker is the best manlet meme fighter
this stream is so fucking laggy omfg
>>67552701
Lagging for me but I thought it was just my shitty net
>>67552761
for me
but i have shitty brazilian internet so I was thinking it was that
>>67552775
its lagging for everyone
the ring girl's look like lineker's mom
buffering...
>>67552765
That fat fuck could be banging with Mighty DJ Mouse right now if he stopped being such a churrasco hound and fattening up to 135
it lags everytime they go to the intro screen
fuck this stream is lagging as fuck
why would you host a ufc event in a fucking 3rd world shithole
Dae watching on fox sports 2 with no lag?
The stream is perfect on UFC.tv
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-weigh-in
Your ONE STOP SHOP for All things UFC and faits
ill just watch a little bit behind
holy fuck portoguesue sure sound bad,like a balkan redneck accent or smth
and I used to think that balkan and russian accent was the worst
why does ufc never use 1080p video for anything. its 2016
>>67552818
'cause BIGGER THAN SOCCER !
That blonde chick looks so out of it
>>67552818
Hues go wild for MMA
But they are by far the shittiest crowd in the world.
yancy will destroy this roider
>>67552838
I think it sounds Romanian
>>67552818
Alman Halifeliği onu barındırma , hiçbir nokta kabul etti
>>67552823
>http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-weigh-in
MVP, good stream, youtube one sucks
this card really has potential
Spicy yancy vs trinaldo
>>67552810
yup, nice job UFC you goofs
>Wonderboy instantly talking about Nate's kids
kek
>>67552852
The first UFC in Brazil had a great crowd. #NotAllBrazilianCrowdsSuck
>>67552849
fake blonde
fake boobs
fake consciousness
buffer looks high af too
>198 is tomorrow and I havent made any of my bets
>on my work computer so my password for bovada doesnt autofill and I forgot what it was
>>67552863
im not a sandnigger m8
>>67552858
yes but in a really redneck version
weird since latin american languages are more melodic
>wonderboy helped out nate for this fight
no wonder this happened
>>67552849
It looks like she really has to take a shit
>>67552911
yet
based matt brown
lol matt brown is gonna cut himself with that edge
>"Live feed"
It's a middle finger, man the fuck up
based Brown
what a fucking legend
Huezil BTFO
>Flipping off the crowd
>Back to the crowd
This cheeky af nigger
UH VAI MORRER
matt brown bringin banter
>>67552916
He's a munster now
Wow Edmond cornering Maia, good to see that he decided to take his striking to the next level. No better place to go than Glendale for that.
lol benson allowed to corner how nice of lorenzo
BARBERENA IS BASED
they're gonna lose their minds over cyborg
>>67551701
>>67551741
Who would win?
>>67552958
>a middle finger is not okay
>two men beating each other brains in is
fuck this retarded fucking society
Barbarena looks like Evan the Beard
>>67552993
i don't know what he loves more jesus or steroids
what are you guys watching?
>blue shirt girl
sling shot what
Bloody hell Silva was literally going to be on this card
Imagine how insane it would have been. Beyond imagination
>thinking you can intimidate the man who stopped Sage Northcutt
>Shogun with the dad bod
Holy dooly
meh this one wouldve been so much funnier with sage instead haha
>>67553028
198 weigh in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8wUA7VdKA
What's next for bambam when he kills the second overhyped prospect that dana pits him against?
>>67552116
>>67552236
6'10'' ~300 lbs
>Burgers vs Browns
Memeing 25/8
>>67553039
literally what is her job?
Shogun is a fuckin' LEGEND, I really want him to win
>>67553073
Lawler
Maurice Shotgun Who?
>>67553089
He's shit though
No chin
What did you think of barbarena at the staredown, looked like he wanted to get away from there ASAP. not a mind game played well by him
>>67553067
thanks m8
Why doesn't Brown like Brazil?
>see-bore
>cheering for such a cheater
>>67553098
i know taht but he's been fighting for years, and been in wars, he was my PRIDE boy with his soccer kicks
>erect nipples
hnnnngg
>>67553142
The Reebok weigh-in bras hide nothing - it's great.
wow there's a lot of people in that stadium
CYBORG WILL BE THE FIRST DEATH IN THE OCTAGON
>>67553162
20 000 people at weigh ins.
BIGGER THAN SOCCER
>>67553054
>im going to smother you to death
>not if i pillowbox you to sleep first
>2 of my 5 favorite fighters are fighting each other in their home country
>wonderboy calling out vitor for roids
i'm not mad at it
>Cartwheel
>>67553162
the ticket was one kilo of food for donation. everyone who couldn't buy a ticket to the fight is in there
NO ONE MENTIONING TWEEKER-FU IN THE BLUE SHIRT?
Jacare looks non USADA'd, what's his secret?
>>67553244
ask cyborg
that feel when so silva vs hall
BASED WERDUM
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
that flying knee to that fat fuck hunt's face
must be weird for vitor to be smaller now in his thirties than he was at 15 yo
>Fedor, Minotaur
>..and Cain Velasquez
hmmmmm
>>67553238
webm where
CEMENT HIS LEGACY
THERE IT IS AGAIN
>le yell at people man vs le meme face man
its stipe not stiep fucking monkey
>Steep Miocic
>brazil selling hotdogs
HOT DOGS CONFIRMED
HE DID THE FACE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67553238
is her job just to point to the white marker that fighters already know to stand at?
>>67553039
she's my fightfu
>>67553327
>12 dollars
...what?
>>67553327
>$1200 brazil kekaroos for a shriveled weiner seasoned with stipes hangover cure
is it me or does werdum look totally USADA'd?
STEEP MIOCIC
>>67553349
>dollars
euros. it's south brazil
>No translation
GOOD JOB LAD
I got Belfort, Shogun, and Werdum.
>>67553302
>shout at Dana
>get title shot
I wish more fighters would realize this secret trick
>>67553384
>Shogun
m8
his trainers mother died
12 real = 3.41 USD
>>67553393
CMAWN
>>67553341
sounds ridiculous but plausible
>>67553349
kek
>>67553409
Holy shit I'm gonna bet the house on Stipe then
>>67553413
s m h, ain't no hot dog worth more than $2
>>67553413
Not too bad for stadium food
>>67553341
Lots of business have useless hoes around with useless 'jobs', because their real job is to be a cum bucket for execs
>>67553430
>betting on heavyweights
>>67553430
>I'm gonna bet the house on Stipe
Werdum is literally the GOAT. You'll be homeless by the end of the month.
>>67553449
>that whale mouth
>>67553430
save your money bro
>>67553445
i'll force you into my guard and heem you if you EVER insult my tweekerfu again.
bitch.
>>67553459
its shopped
>>67553459
>implying it's not literally shopped to hell
>>67553504
NEW
>>67553493
Are you the same guy who shitposted Wonderboy touching kids in his dojo?
>>67548713
>6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
>Weidman
Rockhold is the champion not Weidman so Rockhold gets top billing. Rockhold vs. Weidman, not the other way around Pedro.
>>67553244
4 scoops
>>67553583
LEAVING
HUMANITY
BEHIND
>>67553557
Weidman gets top billing by virtue of being the superior human.
just gonna get this thread up to bump limit
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