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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (MY BOY vs literally who)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Silva out of UFC 198
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
>Dennis Siver out of fight with BJ Penn
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/bj-penn/breaking-dennis-siver-fight-bj-penn-ufc-searching-new-opponent/
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
negative attention is still attention
if you want people to stop shitposting, stop replying to shitposters
First
Old one is this one: >>67508189
gg
Kenzie is love
Kenzie is life
jeff
fuck
this
>>67504133
>>67508260
That card aired live in the US at like 10 am. My homie and I had palnned on watching the replay at the normal 7pm time. But I didnt realize so many of my normie friends would be on social media complaining about the main event, talking shit about anderson, saying theyll never order a ppv again. So I kinda knew it was gonna be some kind of shitshow. The sad thing is I dont remember anything from the bj/frankie fight.
>>67508589
please answer me, i am confused
>>67508566
damn Hall defiantly fucked jlo's brains out, she always liked dark meat
>Some Arab fucking princes sponsor grappling and fighting tourneys like it's the sixteenth and fifteenth century.
>he never fought someone like me before
>I am in the best shape of my life
>>67508717
>im gonna be world champion
>this fight is the most important fight of my life
don't let me find out, the bitch in you
don't let me find out, the snitch in you
Wew
>>67508880
Ronda's mum seems pretty based desu
this is my boy
there are a lot of boys like him, but he is mine
lil ronda is hot af
probably ronda would be pretty hot too without all the testosterone
>>67508901
My boy would literally kill your boy
>McGregor wins featherweight belt in december
>"I'll be the most active champion"
>still hasn't defended it by May
When will goofs realize that the McGregor Era is over?
mma is gay
>>67509008
>MacGregor saidhe would fight 4 times in a year MINIMUM
>hasn't fought twice
>>67509025
And your a goof
>>67508991
who dis
>>67509008
once people touch the belt they get greedy. it's like the one ring
>>67509008
>The legendary champion
>Broken after 1-2 from a Diaz
Kek
Can't take adversity for shit
>>67509008
there was never a mcmeme era
>>67509397
EL TAPPO
Cub Swanson is a fun fighter who doesn't get nearly as much credit as he deserves
>>67509190
Nordine Taleb
>>67508566
I bet Affleck sat in a corner and watched her get railed by a train of niggers
>>67509484
Taleb is fighting Alan Jouban next, who you got?
>>67509420
zup pizarro
Sure is a hot one today, guys
Johnson vs Cerrone and Pettis vs Diaz(if conor fight doesnt happen) next right?
never read anything on pizarro other than history classes, but if he was half as based as Cortéz than he is my boy
>>67509660
>>67509660
diaz is on vacation and pettis doesn't deserve a fight against him
>>67509612
hey wassup, i'm 500 years old so i obviously can talk about the shit you're trying to put on me regarding pic related
I NEVER STOLE THAT
I NEVER FUCKED YOUR WOMEN
THIS IS AN MMA GENERAL
Stann-Goldie are working the booth this weekend.
Joe is going to be having a fight companion.
>>67509646
haha
>>67509660
I think Cerrone needs to see how he does against Patrick Coté before he goes back to lightweight
If he's successful at welterweight he might not go back to 155, but if he gets starched Johnson might be a good fight for him
As for Pettis, I don't know man, he needs to go back and fight some #15-#10 ranked guys, he's lost three in a row and doesn't really deserve a top 5er at the moment
How do I achieve Ngannou mode?
Who does /heem/ have for Taleb-Jouban
Taleb 29-28 UD here
>>67509831
>>67509868
This was funny one time
The third time it's really wearing thin
>>67509577
Tough fight to predict, I'd say Jouban by TKO.
>>67509905
How did you feel about the second time?
>>67509829
even if he does beat Cote,i dont think he stands a chance with any top 8 welterweight.He might make a run at LW again if RDA loses to Alvarez(i think he will).Don't think anyone other than maybe Khabib/Ferguson can be a problem for him.
Pettis at FW might be super fun.
>>67509905
tbf I didn't see the first 2
I want to see where this is going
>>67509939
Lukewarm if I'm honest famalam
>>67509955
You can always be honest with me, son.
whats this pink doll anyway
Updated. Silva vs Hall is off, so we'll just continue on with the four original fights left on the main card so all the same picks can get goof'd on fight night
Main Card:
Fabrício Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
Maurício Ruavs. Corey Anderson
Who should Bilyal Makhov fight on his debut?
>>67510023
Werdum
Ja care
Cyroid
Corey
>>67510025
Tod Duffee desu
>>67510063
Duffee would probably heem him desu, should fight someone with poor TDD so he can showcase his wresting
>>67510025
Sign some regional can or TUF reject. He's never fought before so they can't give him a fight against anybody with significant experience and get a commission to sanction it.
>>67510164
>h bomb heem
>not just the heem bomb
Wait a second....
Guys....
I just realized something.
Why don't we just pool our money together, get 4 billion dollars, and buy the UFC? It would be awesome.
How much does everybody have to contribute?
>>67510023
Fabrício Werdum
Ronaldo Souza
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67510023
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67510183
That's pretty good.
I'm a huge Hendo fan. I'm sad to see what he has become but we'll always have the webums to remember what he was.
>>67510207
I got the first billion
>>67510023
Warrley Alves Vs Bryan Barberena is on the main card now
>>67510274
>>67510023
it is
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/alves-barberena-moves-to-ufc-198-main-card-trinaldo-medeiros-to-fs1-prelims
http://youtu.be/hsBgMSv9fRM
>>67510018
you're showing your age lad
or I'm showing mine
>>67510164
>Bisping will never ask for rematch
>>67510207
I'll throw in a cheeky million or two
>>67510207
Does anyone know if Dana has any interest in GBP? They are only refundable with my mom
>>67510127
I guess, they should build him up slowly though. The guy is still young and has Olympic wrestling pedigree can be something special if he develops well.
>>67510429
>I'm showing mine
Rather that yeah
I'm 21 and barely can remember it
Plus maybe it was never big in hueland
>>67510429
I don't know either, and I'm almost 27.
>>67510541
it's probably a third world country thing
Watch this and tell me stipe isn't an ELITE athlete
http://youtu.be/k04m5Tt5kEc
>>67510541
those things were the fucking rage in the early 90s, I wanted a few so bad. never got them though.
and this was in the middle east, god knows how big they were here in the US
>>67510422
This interviewer reminds me of landsburg so much.
Literally got nothing from that interview, other than Dana and Conor are going for dinner next week.
Heem, why don't ya'll make a Skype group on fight nights? The convo's would be interesting, lol
>>67510674
what did he mean by this?
>>67510274
>>67510331
I know, but picks were already started with a different fight in place of it, so if we were to include that fight all the people who already submitted picks would get a free pass
>>67510708
showing off his ground game
>>67510715
So what? Pick again then
Dont be a lazy goof
>>67510705
there's something called heemspeak people keep mentioning, I've heard some of the autistic voices on there are hilarious
>>67510705
I hope you die
>>67510744
"No"
>>67510756
D'aww, if you want a (You) just ask :)
*smiles at you*
her facial features are too big for her head
>>67510865
That nose ffs
>>67508991
i think you'd be surprised
i think a jab would fuck your boy up
is it a good time to learn some basic chinese? like money, press conference, professional record, bunda
??
>>67510865
she may be good and brazilian rub and roll but she's got a weird face.
>>67510705
I'm up for this.
How do we go about doing it? Shall we just add each other on skype or is there a way to make a public group?
Fuck heemspeak.
>>67510884
picky, dude.
So Dana will sell UFC at right price...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBgMSv9fRM
>>67510023
just start over bro, before picksbro or fake aussie picks dude hops in and takes over
"colin cowherd" hahaha
you anglos have the stupidest names
>>67510925
we'lle get chinese knock off Joe Rogan and Bruce Buffer
>There that obrique kick again
>>67510715
just start over predictioncuck, sorry you had to waste a couple hours screencapping but you shouldnt have started so early this time
>>67511043
>HE IS BADDEST DUDE ON PRANET!
before every fight
>>67511093
STIPE
VITOR
CRISTIANE
COREY
WARLLEY
>>67511058
>shouldnt have started so early this time
I start around the same time for every event, and when fighters pull out I just continue on with the remaining fights
You must be pretty new here
>>67511093
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67511093
>starting another prediction comp
Maximum autism
>>67511043
Lemeber to eat arphabrain
six tiger testicles MINIMUM
>you now remember victor gracie
>>67511093
>werdum tko rd 4
>vitor heem
>cyborg meme heem
>anderson ud
>alves heem
>>67511058
What if you assign Silva/Hall as BamBam/Trinaldo? That way predictioncuck won't have to start over
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
Alves vs Barbarena seems like a bit of a mismatch
Maybe this is Barbs punishment for derailing the Sage hype train
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Alves
>>67511223
we should predict Maia vs Brown, really good fight
>>67511223
>Trinaldo
Alves*
>>67511242
He's going to get heemd this fight then cut from the ufc. Nobody messes with the Sagester.
>>67511153
Stay mad, cuckboy
>>67511223
What if you stop posting here you dirty potatonigger?
Don't ever reply to me or my nontrip sons ever again.
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67511271
i was honestly thinking about doing picks for the big prelim fights this time around since it was such a stacked card
maybe fake aussie picks bro would like to use his autism for positive this time
You guys best be putting respeck on predictioncuck's name around here.
>>67511345
Man, I hate to be that guy, but if you ever post that redditshitter image again, I will omoplata your family
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg, 1st murder in the octagon
Anderson
Alves, The hype-killer-killer
When's the first HEEM FC? Where will it take place? Who all is fighting? Will someone record and stream it online?
>>67511093
I'm not doing predictions again, lad.
>>67511479
its not happening bud, lithcuck wont stop ducking me
>too lazy to type up a list of names a second time
Top rofl
looks like another week of prediction wars senpaitachi
i think predictioncucks keeping of his early, voided, picks will be his downfall this time around
>>67511498
Then don't, you weakling. I'll take over
>>67511498
We are all worse for not having heard your insights.
Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
Thiago Santos vs. Nate Marquardt
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker vs. Rob Font
Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Patrick Cummins
Sérgio Moraes vs. Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano vs. Zubaira Tukhugov
it is indeed a stacked card
I'm already compiling the picks, obviously won't look 100% predictioncuck approved but wgaf
>>67511578
>Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
>Thiago Santos vs. Nate Marquardt
>Francisco Trinaldo vs. Yancy Medeiros
>John Lineker vs. Rob Font
>Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Patrick Cummins
fake aussie picks dude should do a prelim picks thing for those fights
>>67511552
>>67511557
>random American claims to be me
>no one even asks for verification
Top laugh
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
bryan.barberena.doing.the.northcutt.flip.webm
YES
>>67511586
just let picksbro do it if predictioncuck is gonna have autism and you cant get the layout right...
but try your best anyway, i'll start thinking of a nickname for you
Why don't you, cuck?
>back to baiting for (You)'s
We literally solved this issue two threads or so ago
>>67511578
>Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
>Two of my boys are fighting
>Don't know who to root for.
>>67511603
I interpreted him >67511498
as meaning he wasn't going to make predictions again.
>>67511634
>Is a tripfag
>Wants other to have a nickname
Srsly dude, I think reddit would suit you better
>>67511507
dammit, HEEM FC could have been a giant organization. It could have been the new Strikeforce.
>>67511701
Yeah, Thanks Edgestonia for leaving
I am in fact compiling picks because autism
It looks like shit, but that's not the point
And yes, the right side will be expanded
>>67511691
cool your autism jets bro, we can give each other nicknames on 4chan
its just another part of the internet
fucking
>we are anonymous, we are legion
le goof
take your autism to reddit bud, i'm sure it would be valued there
>>67511093
>Fabricio Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Werdum via 4th round submission
Werdum chops down Stipe with leg kicks early on before backing a less mobile Stipe to the cage and submitting him
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Vitor by 2nd round Jesus
>Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
Cyborg
>Mauricio Rua vs. Corey Anderson
Corey Anderson via decision in a spectacularly boring fight
Warlley Alves vs. Bryan Barberena
Alves by 1st round KO(Dadbods and Conspiracies against hims by Danas and CABMMAs)
Anyone watching JRE?
We should put an autism preliminary card for Heem FC 1.
>tfw you just tryna make some picks and you get caught up in all this autism
God damn it guys.
>>67511777
not bad for your first time bud, sharpen it up and increase the zoom so ppl can read pics
keep it up man, we need more actual contributing on /heem/ and less bitching and whining shitposting
>>67511790
talking carbs with some anita sarkeesian looking bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67511777
>tomorrow
I will NOT be making my picks again
>>67511820
Just a screencap, actual one is much bigger and more clear
>>67511816
These faggots have just invaded /heem/ and the retards literally always respond. You've done good stuff predictionlad, sorry bro
>>67511622
enjoy prison
>>67511093
Fabrício Werdum
Vitor Belfort
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves
>He's tripfagging as well
He literally does this for (You)'s. That's all these attention whores want and they're just memers who don't know shit. Remove quoting from /heem/ and these idiots won't stick around
>>67511622
sauce on that senpai?
will rogan ever shut the fuck up about sugar
christ
>>67511951
joe rogan, u damb cant, you should educate
>>67511951
he will never shut the fuck up at all
>>67511910
>Being this stupid
>>67511938
Found it on google, sauce brings me here: http://www.freepornpics.net/facial/
Some horse faced looking bitches on there though
>>67509905
>>67510101
>>67510164
>>67510210
>look how bad we both got cucked
faggots m8
post heems from fighters on 198 goofs
Would Artem unironically heem BJ?
>>67512081
probably, bj is like 100 years old
>>67512081
>donating half of your 13k paycheck
>>67512008
Dude, where do you stay? I'm renting an apartment in Ireland next year and I won't hesitate to take a bus to Dublin or Galway to fuck you up.
>>67512136
dude stop posting facials
DUDE BIOLOGY IS SO WEIRD
nate diaz tweeted his own address and a book with a 4th grade reading level a few minutes ago but then took it down
>>67512167
Jesus Christ look at how hard Demian is locking in that triangle
>>67512185
why dont you go to his house and say that to his face since you have his address now goof?
>>67512185
http://www.amazon.com/Ollie-Otter-Talking-Critters-Williamson/dp/0970646704
it's got talking animals and shit, that's wassup. 209motherfuckerwhat
*PUPPER ALERT*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFP5iKLwL27/?taken-by=mackenziedern&hl=en
>>67512081
Depends.
Artem is a shitter on the ground but he does kind of hit hard because of his retard style.
BJ could theoretically tear him apart on the ground or jab his ass to death but he's old now.
And his last fight was that horrific atrocity with Edgar.
this, why dont you say that to his face
>>67512238
(You)
>>67512213
>tfw no QT BJJ gf and no doggos
>>67512203
maybe i will then you'll be the goof
Eternal discussion: Strikeforce vs WEC.
Which one had the more stacked cards from an overall post-fight perspective? One thing is a card on the paper, a total different thing is how much fun the card has been once you've watched it.
Discuss.
https://youtu.be/1Zc7MkSOtNA
Anyone know where i can pirate tfatk 3d?
>>67510023
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67512386
You forgot a pick
>>67512399
Will delete and resubmit
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67512451
Good job
>>67512470
Thanks bud
>>67511093
werdum
belfort
cyborg
rua
alves
>mfw goofs doubt matt brown to beat maia
>mfw goofs doubt vitor to heem jacare
>>67512485
inb4 i-i-i-i was only doing it for le replies
>>67512326
You forgot a pick.
>>67512498
inb4 afterwards you guys all pretend like you knew all along what i told you
>>67512507
Looks fine to me
>>67510865
beautiful
nick looks slick in that pic, and a bit like walter junior too
Reminder that Jon Jones is the most overrated fighter in recent MMA history and is a complete Zuffa hype baby. He made his name by beating up bloated MWs and old men and the moment he ran into someone his own size and age he needed a gift from the judges to ''''win''''.
>>67512626
Reminder that P4P R4R Cormier would absolutely bootyblast Jon
>>67512645
>R4R
what
>>67512626
What will DC fags say when Jones BTFO Cormier AGAIN?
>>67512626
>>67512655
The London major
>>67512722
Reach For Reach
>>67510023
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
This JRE isn't too bad, better than the cultist artists form yesterday
>>67512738
You aren't wrong about that desu
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
"Big Balls" Barbarena
>>67511093
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>it's a synthol freaks episode
UFC women's bantamweight champ, Miesha Tate makes the AskMen Top 99 #CrushList.
>Rogan trying to justify his latent homosexuality as a psychological imprint from his youth
>>67511093
Werdum via R3 Sub
Jacare via R2 TKO
Cyborg via R1 TKO
Anderson via UD
Alves via R1 TKO
for this being a female guest, this episode has actually been rather enjoyable
what do you guys think of dennis siver?
when is tuf
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacare
C-18
Corey
Alves
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
>>67511093
Stipe
Souza
Cyborg
Mah boy Rua
Barber
so what's good with sakuraba? THE GRACIE HUNTERRR
>>67513160
4 bongs m8
any fans of anthony 'showtime' pettis here?
for what purpose
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
so does rogan ever actually let his guests speak or ask them questions or are they just there so rogan has an excuse to go on about his fotm "interest"?
Can't wait for McGregor vs. Mayweather.
someone should tell her to move the camera further away from her face so her exaggerated features aren't so pronounced
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacarae
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
jebem ti mater
lads, I haven't streamed anything in a while
anyone interested in a Matt "The Immortal" Brown fightography?
Got his UFC fights lined up.
Silva out 4-6 weeks after successful gall bladder surgery
>>67511093
WERDUM
JACARE
CYBORG
SHOGUN
ALVES
stream tuf italy
cock guy
(You)
>>67513340
don't have tuf on hand
>>67513388
Stream UFC 198 then
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
streaming matt brown fights (it's this or nothing)
tune in if you're interested
yeah stream anderson vs uriah
>>67513409
thank you based italy
even if you are a goof criminal
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson (shogas pls win tho ;-;)
Alves
>>67513236
who's this moose caboose
Sergei Kharitinov pulls out from Smellator 154, fight scrapped, now 4 fight main card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vrceE0jiYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vrceE0jiYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vrceE0jiYs
MATT, ANIMAL
I WANT THE ANIMAL, DAMN IT
COME ON MATT
MATT
DAMN IT MATT
WHAT THE F***
>>67513473
lmao
what a faggot
>Anderson wrestlefucks Shogun for the first 2 rounds
>Late in the 3rd Shogun rocks him on a break from a clinch and TKOs him
>Crowd goes full hue
I want to believe
>>67513473
jordan mein retiring makes me sad. he had so much potential.
>>67513533
>Crowd goes full hue
Fugg, I forgot to practice my TU VAI MORRER
Will I be OK ?
>>67513567
its UH vai morrer
>herb dean
>best ref in the business
fuck I accidently quoted
>>67513578
See, I'm not ready
>>67510230
One of his daughters is going to grow up to be hot as fuck, the other ...not so much.
>>67513559
I miss him so much. He had that same kind of vicious cave-man rage style of standup that Matt Brown has.
both of his daughters could be hot or not, too early to tell
stop talking about kids you weirdos
>>67512081
So he donates the 50% of his paycheck to himself.
Artem Charity For the Short of Arm.
>>67513615
The younger one is too young to tell yet
The oldest one is OK, although she has her mother's nose, which isn't great
>>67513687
top kek
ryan hall-esque in his backpacking is kim, joe
Who wants Claudia to win?
>>67512081
charity is the name of the vegas stripper artem married during the tuf pool party
>>67513724
uh oh
>>67513717
i keked desu
>>67513724
LLLLLLLOL
oh god
>>67513714
Both of them are my girls. I don't know who I want to win.
>>67513714
I like them both.
Whoever is the most aggressive on the night I'll back.
>>67513724
>It's a Gus he's BLACKED episode
>>67513724
will he submit to bbc?
>>67513724
Memes aside this is a retarded as fuck match up.
Gus is going to fucking run through him.
>>67513559
matt brown elbowed him into retirement
man matt has the sickets elbows, that one where he was standing against the cage was viscous
>>67511093
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67513724
>Gustafsson focused and ready to come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=aPb3-LQ2XJI
Apparently not against OSP though
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/730413764923789313
>Just spoke to Gus's team, rumors of OSP fight at 201 untrue
So maybe not at 201, maybe a Fight Night, or just not OSP at all
>>67513724
It's in Atlanta too.
>>67513714
I do because I am in love with Claudia.
>>67511093
Werdum via 3rd round sub
Jacare via 1st round sub
Cyborg via 1st round T/KO
Shogun via decision
Alves via 1st round sub
>>67513785
show tits
>>67513753
>Gus
>beating an African-American ever
>>67513755
>>67513724
Can he redeem himself?
>>67513801
Yeah memes aside.
What the fuck OSP bring to the table aside from shitty fucking striking in a weak ass division outside the top five?
>>67512264
One FC is better than both
>>67513801
>Who is Jon Jones?
>>67513832
>memes aside
I don't think you understand
>>67513831
Is that Milo Yiannopoulos?
>>67513801
>>67511093
werdum
souza
cyborg
anderson
alves
>>67511093
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg via blood sacrifice
Rua
Barberena
>>67513860
>African-American
>>67513886
>ten hours in therapy
>>67513860
>britcuck '''''black'''''' who complains about american biscuits
>>67513860
Great bantz bud
>>67513850
strong nordic warriors
so i missed a fair amount of that fight, but nate diaz looked a lot better against dhk than matt did right?
>tfw we never got matt brown vs nate diaz
>>67513938
>who complains about american biscuits
Source?
>>67513886
holy fucking shit what is wrong with these people letting these savages literally ruin everything that is good in the world
>>67513944
at least now we can get matt brown vs nick if matt can stop maia right?
Joe "wallet chain" Rogan
>>67513967
it's in one of the embeddeds i think, don't remember which one
what the fuck does HEEM stand for?
>>67514018
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let them fight asshole
>>67513978
http://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/
>MFW stream goes black
u downloading more fights italy?
>>67514018
HEEM
Everybody
Even
Yourself
>it's a joe forgets his daughters' age episode
>>67514018
Hurting EvEry Man
holy shit DHK has a 11-3 UFC record
why don't we see more of this total MUNNSTERRR?
>>67514049
he probably just doesnt want pederast goofs like you and /heem/ fantasizing about them
>>67514018
High
Energy
Exciting
Matches
>>67514075
what did she mean by this
>>67514060
>14 fights in the ufc
>why dont we see more of him
found the 189 casual
plus it doesnt help your contender status when you get heem'd by goofs like tyrone woodley
>>67514034
Jon Jones + Daniel Cormier + Alexander Gustaffson + Glover Teixeira + Rampage Jackson + Rashad Evans + Chuck Liddell + Tito Ortiz + Randy Couture + Cain Velsqeuz + Facbricio Werdum + Shogun + Lyoto Machida + Fedor + Wanderlei Silva + Anderson Silva + Chael Sonnen + Robbie Lawler + GSP + Aldo + Mighty Mouse + Cruz + Faber + Mendes + Nate Diaz + Nick Diaz + BJ Penn + Frankie Edgar + Chris Wiedman + Luke Rockhold + Vitor Belfort + Ronda Rouse + Joanna Champion + Holly Holm + Miesha Tate + RDA + Khabib = CONOR MCGREGOR
LIKE IF YOU AGREE
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67513912
manuwa was born in the US
>>67511093
Stipe
Vitor
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>post yfw joe rogan dies before 50 due to over supplementation, weed, deer parasites and small bone fragment (broken by kettlebell form) puncture of organs
this man lives like a 16 year old who thinks they've got their shit in order and are mature when really they look like a little girl playing with a doll house
>>67514067
He just said the oldest one has 5 years left until she can get pregnant.
>>67514075
T
H
I
R
S
T
Y
>>67514120
i didnt know they had internet in prison mr. sandusky
>>67514120
so 11?
>>67514075
do u guys think sage is a virgin?
>>67514120
This one:
>>67514145
>>67514067
fake. get out. dont involve my name with pedoshit never mind hetero shit
>>67514075
Is he washing his car in his underpants?
Who ever programmed Sage, is a filthy, filthy man.
>>67514152
No, she's 8.
>>67514176
m8 please ...
>>67514075
are tundras patrician-tier
>>67512249
that guy is the biggest hue i have ever seen..but that was a sweet sub
>>67514167
tecia torres looks like a man in drag, always sporting a 5 o'clock shadow
>>67514005
the biscuits are like the best part of america tho
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67514186
rogan's daughters are going to have to shave their legs twice a day
>>67514164
Sage is pure, don't ever question him
>>67514120
So, 21? I don't think Joe understands human biology.
>>67514195
ah puberty, not legal age
>>67514186
This website says I look 13 in every photo from every angle despite being 26.
>>67514293
Joe is a dumbass but your grasp on human biology is weak m8
> #hummer
>toomanytags
>gollum
>broken engreesh
>>67514329
Women can get pregnant before the age of 21, you fucking permavirgin retard.
>>67514315
meh I'll be indifferent if she gets dethroned
>>67514304
being a manlet must be tough
>>67514358
that was precisely my point you illiterate mong.
>>67513724
>It's a Gus gets BLACKED again
His Swedish politeness won't allow him to win. He'll be a good cuck and take it up the ass like the Swede boy he is.
>>67514366
How tall are you?
>>67509008
Still more active than Aldo ever was, let's not pretend like anyone gave a fuck about FW division before Conor, nor will they after. They should let that Irish cunt hold the belt for years
>>67514315
she was kinda cute at first but TUF reveals she just an uglier Ronda. I hope Clawdya kills her tbqh familia
>>67514075
>That thirsty ass bitch on my boy
He's pure, you whore. Lay off him.
>>67514424
With the weigh-in changes they're making, Conor will almost certainly never make 145 again.
>>67514422
5'11.5
right past the manlet cut off
>>67514473
what weigh-in changes
italy u get bored of streaming my good friend?
we were just getting to the fun heems
>>67510023
STIPE
VITOR
CYBORG
ANDERSON
>>67514473
This. I don't want even him to go to 145, he is a certified midget killer, he needs to take care of LW next.
>>67514465
>tfw Paige lost interest in him after his loss
Guess Ronda was right, she is a fairweather bitch!
>.5
manlets don't know when to quit lying
>>67511093
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Warlley
>>67514531
Ronda is a turbo cunt but at least she's right about some people. Except Miesha. Miesha is cool.
>Preacher's daughter
>Cucking her husband on public and Instagram
>>67514478
>right past the manlet cut off
That's 6' m8
>>67514506
Can't find the link but fighters are progressively weighed the days leading up to a fight and have to be within a certain % of their goal leading up to weigh-in day. I believe that's what it was but I'm not certain. Either way, it's for fighter safety and basically makes a weight cut like Conor's impossible/lethal.
>>67514478
manlet cutoff is 6'4" now, welcome to 2016
>>67514443
Am I the only one that would still fuck a fat Ronda? Minus the stupid thing hanging from her eye....I'm a chubby chaser, senpai....they have no self-esteem and it feels better when ramming it in a fat blob than it does a bag of bones.
>>67514610
>manlet cutoff is 6'4" now
>>67514614
ffs /heem/
>>67514614
is that rondha's father?
>>67514614
have some self respect bro
>>67514478
I knew it, an autistic tripfag just had to be a manlet
me on the right
>>67514674
You can cock slap her and she wouldn't be able to eat an apple again for like 6 months
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY
>>67514581
Conor weighs 165lbs before cutting to FW. Aldo weighs 168lbs. Dustin Poirier weighed 180lbs before doing so. Uriah Faber weighs 163lbs before cutting to 135.
Conor has never missed weight and will be fine.
>>67514581
huh, this is a reasonable change. forces people to fight in their actual weight classes.
>>67514723
>Aldo weighs 168
Perfect day to wash the Tundra
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFRzwVBqGmk/?taken-by=supersagenorthcutt
>>67514723
maybe m8. we'll see how it plays out.
>>67514723
Conor definitely weighed around 170-175 range
He looked way to emaciated for a 20 pound cut
Poirier weighed a little less before the cut to FW
It is impossible without super-steroids to cut 35 pounds
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM9StU4tWI
>>67514614
she looks like honey boo boo's mom on diet
>>67514723
Lmao no
>>67514680
for fucks sake im the real rory fan and im 6'1 for the record
>>67514760
http://espn.go.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/21357/aldo-easier-cut-means-no-move-up
"Aldo says that figure of 170 pounds has remained constant, dating back to when he won the WEC title at age 23. As his weight-cutting methods have become more sophisticated, Aldo says it's actually become far easier, rather than more difficult, to cut the weight as he ages."
>>67514762
I have no idea why but I want this guy to fight Matt Brown.
>>67514773
this is what i come to /heem/ for
>>67514787
She doesn't look THAT bad
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
>>67514767
> he looked
> muh eye test
No, he gained weight to weigh in at 168lbs at UFC 196
Does anyone here rate Fedor?
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qld0eEgXGe8
ironically, I would not be bald
>tfw you'll never powerwash tecia torres
>>67514796
He clearly isn't being honest, he's certainly smaller than Conor and doesn't look half as bad as Conor at weigh ins.
>>67514614
Fat Ronda > Miesha Tate. Bitch is straight-up uggo status.
>>67514858
> not being honest
> "muh eye test"
Great stuff.
>>67514830
B A S E D
>>67514830
4th reich fighting men is better desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1RMSjGXwJk
>>67514858
What reason would Aldo have to lie ? I had no idea Aldo weighed that much tho, he does look jacked as fuck, I assume his legs carry a lot of weight too, more than Conor's for sure.
>>67514824
Okay then take Kavanagh's word that Conor didn't have to cut a single pound for Welterweight and that Sonnen said Conor weighed around 170
Eye test plays a big role if you look like a fucking potato famined skeleton cutting 20 pounds which is pretty standard
Chad Mendes is 165
>>67514913
He has a very solid midsection as well. Turtle shell styled abs. That is where Conor is weak.
Conor has beach muscles - arms and shoulders. He's like a bodybuilder, looks bigger than he is.
>>67514946
>muh eye test
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>>67514946
>muh functional muscles
lmao
>>67514972
Someone did that recently.
>>67514946
Yea, Aldo is a strong fuck. Conor haters are mad as fuck because they think Conor is a 200+ pound man that cuts to featherweight, when in reality he weighs just as much as every second featherweight, even less.
That being said Aldo is a fucking pussy and should fight at 155.
>>67514994
yeah, but as anyone come out to crazy frong yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFB2fo8mrjY
>>67514994
oh fuck haha
please tell me it was a guy
>>67514913
Aldo maybe weighed 170 pre-USADA, but I'd be very surprised if he does anymore.
>>67515076
It was.
>>67515043
He fought there once, but he lost. He was undefeated at FW before the McGregor fight.
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
>>67515126
Conor should have stayed at FW, I'm confident he smokes anyone at 145, WHY DID CONOR HAVE TO GET SO COCKY HE COULD'VE BEEN GOAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67515091
beautiful.
>>67514722
gay
>>67515188
He already is the GOAT lad. Any competent MMA fan knows that.
BJ is gonna get BTFO desu
>>67515312
interesting fight 2bh
>>67515312
What happened to Siver?
>>67514722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvQ1AsafOAE
Coolest walkout song ever. If it has already happened then FUCK.
>>67515394
injured
>>67515402
Ah well
>>67514834
If you could pee on one fighter who would it be? Who would you get peed on by? I'll start:
I would pee on Paige, and let Joanna pee on me.
>>67515312
Why is BJ back again?
>>67515416
none you weirdo
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
CAP THIS POST.
>>67515416
I'd pee on Rose.
>>67515424
Because he's motivated and going to get the 145 belt
No but really he has bad brain damage and is deluded enough to think he can make a run for the belt at 37
>>67515424
Probably bored. What else is he gonna do?
>>67515398
sorry friend, the best song has already been played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67515433
Cody is heeming Almeida big time
>>67515463
>Cody is heeming Almeida
>>67515312
way harder fight for BJ. not liking it.
>>67515463
>Cody is heeming Almeida big time
>>67515433
>John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Nik Lentz is a LW and is a nightmare match up for RDA.
>>67515463
This is true honestly
>>67508991
Barboza is gonna piss hot sooner or later
man, sucks about Silva. gall bladder stuff messes up metabolism. he'll probably come back, but time isn't on his side and is there a reason he isn't doing mega fights? no way A Silva's a title contender anymore, but i'd like to see him fight against interesting match ups like Nate Diaz, GSP, and, who else, Conor, or is the size discrepancy too great there?
also, i think Miocic takes the title. i love Werdum but see Miocic using his striking to hurt Werdum.
>>67515455
Metamoris?
>>67515498
>>67515525
>he isn't
>>67515433
where is that goof birchak?
did he get beaten into a living death?
>>67515462
No way any gay ass Tom Petty song is cooler than the Bloodsport soundtrack. Tom Petty isn't even cooler Time Cop.
>>67510023
I'd just like to make a small edit, the night will be a bit less spicy without Silva/Hall, but Warrley is going to fucking devour Barbie's soul which will be pretty spicy
>>67515518
Ngannou and Rose
>>67515518
>good evening gus.gif
>mfw /heem/ couldn't go 24 hours without getting a daily dose of (You)'s
>>67515597
back down
cuckposting is gus's fault
>>67514614
>implying the choice is between skinnyfat and fatfat
>>67515637
Winrar
Spicy new threadd coming up very soon, don't steal my thunder
new thread
>>67515758
>>67515758
>>67515758
>tfw just saved my 100th heem
>got my keyboard working again
life is good
>>67515679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsn1nKYKtEw
>>67515750
>>67515763
KEKED
new
>>67515779
>>67515775
atta boy
now you just gotta get to 500
>>67515433
Except Almeida would get demolished by any top 5 BW except maybe Faber
He got lit up by Brad Pickett and you're expecting him to TKO Dom Cruz?
>>67515843
Almeida gets punched too much but he probably hits harder than anyone else in that division
>>67515868
Not anymore since Lineker went up
>>67515892
You're right. I was wrong. I forgot about that stone handed fucker
@67515665
it takes more time to add the @
>>67514760
/yunglean/
It's more fun with no quote at all
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730554790028169217
NEW THREAD,
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67516063
>the state of the UFC
this is what an organization in a downward spiral looks like
>>67516063
>winner gets title shot
for what pvrpose
wtf heem
What a disgusting view senpai
american sperglord strikes again spain
choose your poison
>tfw not even posting in the thread you made
>tfw your thread isn't just three black guys
[498]
498
>tfw two different threads
>tfw don't know which to use
500
>>67516322
>>67516353
reported for spam
>>67516322
>450 replies
>"haha, I'm so fucking attention starved I'll prematurely start a new thread to beat the other attention starved fucks"
every time
>>67515312
fugg cole miller?
they could've gave him gray maynard or fucking artem
why cole fucking miller????
>>67513317
sure
>>67516936
I think BJ wants to return at 145 and neither of those 2 will make 145 in good shape
>>67509646
He's a model, not a fighter.
He has not heart.
>>67511015
YES
Confirmed. UFC will be sold this summer.
Dana may or may not be gone once it's sold.
Right now, looks like Chinese buyers may get it.
>>67514614
yo if that bitch isn't 40 pounds less and with makeup, she straight up looks comically unattractive. Like something you would see in South Park
