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fuck you anderson silva >>67508566
REAL THREAD:
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515802
autism
don't feel like doing a thread war right now
use this guy's thread >>67515802
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (MY BOY vs literally who)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Dana Yellow soon
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/report-china-based-company-leading-candidate-in-advanced-talks-to-buy-ufc
>Hall off of 198
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11656276/uriah-hall-of-ufc-198-fight-card
>>67515802
Ignore this faggot
why are basketball americans so autistic
>>67515836
don't ignore that faggot
REAL: >>67515779
OP or not
Get the juice going
>>67515855
what is wrong with you
>guys please pay attention to me!
>come to my thread and use it guys please please please!!!
>>67515888
Your mother
I'm not the one pandering for my other thread anyways
>>67515894
calm down autist
So is Cole Miller going to ruin BJ's comeback?
>>67515941
hopefully
just so long as BJ loses I'm happy
>My thread is intellectually superior and has information in the OP!
>Use my thread guys, please!!
you attention whoring faggots need to stop, there's literally 20 posts left in the old thread
why can't you wait till we're up to 530 posts before starting a new one like daytime /heem/ does
>mfw my thread is way more baller
>>67515758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI
>>67515974
Stop bullying im not pandering my own thread i just want to spread the juice
come morning, there better be no shitposting
laku noć
>>67515974
>GUYS PLEASE USE MY FORCED MEMES
>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T THE OP SHIT
>>67515597
>being american
>saying this
literally get out of my country you terrorist
WELL I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND
AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGIN' ME DOWN
GONNA STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
WELL I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
I GOT JUST ONE LIFE
IN A WORLD THAT KEEPS ON PUSHIN' ME AROUND
BUT I'LL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO, I WON'T BACK DOWN
Update on flyweight ultimate fighter las
Still thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM
>>67516011
your own brethren say shit like that bud
The old thread isn't even to 500 yet and you idiots are already making 2 threads.
Suck a dick bud
>>67516031
That's far more reasonable
http://rankingmma.com/non-ufc-rankings/flyweight/
Akmhetov and Bibulatov are the favorites 3bh
>>67516031
>they'll bypass the tryouts
good
i wonder how many runnerups they'll give a contract
that guy's nickname better be "Beeboo"
the american sperglord is one of my favourite characters on heem desu senpai
>>67516153
which one?
oh, that's the joke
>>67516153
i didn't make the other thread, you have me confused with someone else
NEW: >>67515779
least favorite next to ngannoufag if im being 2bh
ngannou
Umm lads
facebook com/photo.php?fbid=1170363639664996
Wandy got hit by a car. He's dead
>>67516171
>"h-heh, cuz we're all crazy, right guys? heh-he.."
>he doesn't realize all of /heem/ knows exactly who the 'american sperglord' is
>he doesn't know that we all talk shit about him in /heem/speak
>he doesn't know we can tell its him every single time he posts due to his retarded writing style
>>67516210
post photo, can't be arsed to create a facebook account
>>67516225
>implying the opinions of people who use /heem/speak matter
Its literally just a post that says he got into an accident while on a bike
You dont even need an account you fuck
>>67516210
>He's dead
Bit redundant in having the shoulder operation tomorrow then don't you think?
All it says is that he got hit by a car and that he's dead
Oh so we're using this thread?
Anyone else watching UFC tonight?
I watch UFC every single night bud.
You don't? Or you were just curious about who else does?
>>67516225
I'm on /heem/ everyday and have no clue who you're talking about. Can you describe this "retarded writing style"?
UFC Tonight, the show
I watch and trane UFC every single day of my life, maple cuck.
I bet i could dust you in under a minute
>heemspeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>literally 5 seconds in is cuck shit
>>67516365
>>67516329
Still with this not replying meme, faggots? Did you come up with it in /heem/speak in between conversations about what black fighters you want to fuck your anime waifus?
>trane
Lennox is better bud and I set the new record on every single one of those arcade punching machines I've ever used, I get like ~950 every single time
Probably because they put the settings for 125 pounders lol
no need to get angry about it m8, you can do what you want
>950
>implying i dont get 1200 in a single jab
ngannou
it's the sperglord and he's upset because he doesn't get (You)s anymore
>>67516393
>That laugh
Whoever that is, heem yourself
>I would love to turn this into a podcast
You too, fucking attention whore
@67516404
>this mad
lol he's pretending it wasn't him
who /americansperglord/ here
no @'s either, autismo
Imagine buying 500 quarter pounders putting them into a black plastic bag and throwing them into a river
That's how easy it would be to dispose of a flyweight's body
>tfw I invented @quoting to avoid giving (You)s to that namefaggot and now it's spiraled out of control
weirdo
your (You)ing butthurt is delicious lad
>>67516514
Maybe we need a /heem/ podcast
You literally just replied to 20 posts
Congrats
What were you expecting you dick
>spiraled out of control
it has evolved into something better
lol he thinks he invented it too
what a fucking pathetic idiot
@quoting is nothing new you fucking sperg
That's literally been a thing since 4chan started
doesn't it bug you guys that you share a flag with guys like that?
or are you just used to it by now
>>67515758
not real event
lmao look how pissed he is
You all seem parched and malnourished
I have to admit, it's kind of nice to not see a bunch of links in every post
There's retards everywhere on this website. Can't let every single one of them get to you, even if they have the same flag
You didnt invent shit, ameribro. Only a handful of memes are worthy of mention on heem. The ngannou being one i invented myself due to my wife's son reminding me of him.
holy shit you people are all so mad ell
It is nice. It's comfy.
Yeah I hear ya. That one though, that's something special. That's real IRL autism coming through your screen lol
Calling the the beginning of this groundbreaking new era of neo-posting; "Autism" seems like the 3rd stage of Grief to me
This means progress which is healthy, normal and encouraging
>>67516970
you're only making it worse, I assume you realize that
So if you have to be within 8% of the target weight for all of fight week, that actually has a much larger effect on the lower weight classes.
Guys that are fighting at 145 can't weigh more than 156.6lbs for all of fight week. I'd think the majority of ranked fighters cut more weight than that.
this truly is the golden age of /heem/
can't get any worse than three active threads every night with idiots vying for OP
>>67517043
ngannou
wish there was a way to auto-hide (You)posters
I disagree desu. The worst is when Canadian OPs create an OP. Truly the worse desu familia
>>67517132
Try filtering the characters ">>"
my thread are the best and you're still in stage one if you don't agree
don't worry, it gets better
Yeah, me too bro
I wish they did weigh-ins just before the fight, to see what kind of differences we're looking at in 24h.
They do weigh ins before 24 hrs senpai. Dont you see the embeddeds? We just dont know the weight. But the UFC does keep a track on it.
I meant right before they enter the cage. I want to see how much they actually recover after 'officially' weighing in.
I'd like to see that too desu senpai
so basically McGregor is never fighting at 145 ever again, even though we all kind of knew that
Embedded 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
So often changes in culture and habit are minuscule and happen over extraordinary lengths of time
But here we're witnessing a colossal shift in posting habit and our sharing of opinion. There's a sociological academic paper waiting to written about this very occurrence, believe you me.
I dont think a single guy fighter from this season is gonna have more than 5 fights in the UFC
haven't been following TUF, why do you say that?
also
>mixing men and women
kek
my fucking PVR skipped two episodes because the guide said they were both episode one again but they fucking weren't
>>67517493
poor leslie smith
lamb to slaughter
>>67517765
Yeah ...
At least she's enjoying herself visiting Brazil
do people here actually train mma?
>>67517826
Some of them, you weirdo.
>I still quote posts on /heem/ in 2016
2bh you guys try to talk shit on heemspeak but i've heard the regulars on heemspeak talk and then i've heard these other heemspeak posters come in and try to talk
the core group of 8 or so posters are all cool af dudes that likely all get pussy irl and could heem every here
those other dudes that popped in once or twice are literal autists who get btfo then come back to heem and whine about autism in heemspeak
and if u look at the stats all the real fighters in /heem/ are chatting on heemspeak
u know why? because theyre not pussy autists like you scared to talk on the internet
>>67517917
Why am I a weirdo?
you still sound like fucking faggots
>having as trip in 2016
>leslie smith
poor little white girl
do all the shitposter autists in here want me to stop making threads
I honestly would if you would stop throwing temper tantrums every time the OP had more than 2 sentences in it
no you wouldn't
we know you can't turn your autism off
I just tried spreading the word of the juice
You tried making it about you and your ego
#JustSayin
lol autism ladies and gentlemen
I wasn't talking to you
Tiffany van Soest is about to be on SportsCenter ameriburgers
>>67518053
They sound fine to me. IDK what you guys' problem is.
>>67518244
no you just tried forcing memes, and that doesnt work on /heem/
either the meme sticks or it doesnt dont try to force your shitty memes with your autism
Im not forcing anything autismo
Filter the word juice if you get so upset
>>67518537
im forcing my dick into ur mom m8
Fag who made the Overeem joke detected
>>67518053
i've literally only sucked one dick in my life, and i didnt even like it so idk how i can be labeled as sounding like a faggot
>miocics boxing coach
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's the point of even posting here anymore?
Nobody cares about the sport and they're more concerned with spamming memes
>>67518537
>repeatedly post your stupid juice meme on /heem/
>get no (you)'s
>i know i'll make a thread, i'll have to get (you)'s then
>still get no (you)'s
you're gojira arent' you?
>>67518634
what is the point of hitting pads when they're two feet below their intended target
>>67518639
i'm starting to think this place is beyond redemption
it's slowly but surely making the transition into /hoc/
what was ever the point
someone needs to delete this thread before it infects more people with autism, this isnt funny anymore
You seem upset. Probably about 5 posts about it
You're talking about it far more than I ever have so I guess it worked ;)
stfu tyreese
>>67518598
If you suck one cock you'll always be a cocksucker
jesus christ you guys are a bunch of drama queens
ofc people are going to spam shitty memes on top of the actual discussion, it's 4chan ffs
>the word "juice" triggers Asperger's Syndrome in 4channers
>>67518785
there is no actual discussion anymore, look at this thread
the shitty memes were nowhere near as prolific as they are now
who was the gril in Gilbert Yvels corner?
Wanting someone to delete the thread is bargaining in my view, this is the 4th stage of grief
Progress is happening before our very eyes
>>67518855
please kill yourself
you're not funny and only making it worse
>>67518839
Yeah the yuropeans are asleep so it's only americucks so heem is shit
What else is new ?
Quality post m8
"ill shitpost even more to prove he's making it worse, that'll work!!!"
>>67518908
brits are worse than americans and canadians
tuf starting in 2 min
Still taking picks amidst the autism
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
>>67518939
I said yuropeans, not brits
Thankfully there is no time in day where there only are britposters
hey guys there's an old guy that makes juice
wouldnt that make a great /heem/ meme?
]get it because juice and jucing like steroids?\
haha lmaooooooooooooooo
>>67518986
nobody here cares
>i get upset at juice
>>67518991
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey
Warlley
>It's still not gonna be a Khalil blacks Lanchana episode
Remind me, why are we watching this ?
>>67518991
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>>67518991
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67519041
>i get upset when my juice meme doesnt get (you)'s
fuck off and kill yourself
>>67518991
>tfw stopped submitting multiple picks
Feels like I've grown up lads
>>67518008
Those men still have the same state to this day
>people only just realizing that /heem/ has always been and will always be about memes and the discussion of memes
god I knew this sport catered to the lowest common denominator but I didn't think you guys were that stupid
it's a twitter/instagram/embedded meme-spouting circlejerk, deal with it
>he's actually talking about my "meme" more than I am
I did it, my meme is forced :)
>>67519190
You mean people like to have FUN here instead of dryly discussing technique in every post?
>>67519237
it's isn't fun at all you 12 year old
ngannou
ngannou
schaub
scaub
claudia
look at what this fighter posted on their twitter
what about that is fun to you
>>67519279
I'm not even a shitposter but I must say seeing you this triggered is kinda funny to me
Why is heemspeak so autistic bros?
>>67519279
dont forget some old man makes juice and juice is a term /heem/ uses for steroids
therefore its a great /heem/ mean
god i would love nothing more than to heem that autist at heem1
>this triggers the aspies
>people shitting on other people for having fun on /heem/ and calling them autistic
this needs to stop 2bh
>Claudia coming in and making a barbecue for everyone
How perfect is she
I mean srsly
>>67519279
I have lots of fun here.
>before TUF
claudia is a disgusting roid monkey, wouldn't touch with a 12 feet pole
>after TUF
claudia-sama please be my waifu uguuu
Can you imagine what these autistic fucks do when they open their parents fridge and see a full carton of orange juice
she has definitely won my heart
hope she dethrones the eurotroll
I've always liked Claudia, but now I love her.
I think this should dispel any confusion over the progress no replying and quoting has made
>>67519442
people were turning around to her after a few of those beach pictures, and she got real good with english
>>67519449
HAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
my parents are juicing lmao
i knewi t
>>67519442
this
Also is Alex still in jail? when does he get out?
That mole though :\
2bh it was the same with the ugly pollack
>before fight with potatohead
who is this gollum looking turd, lel
>after fight with potatohead
why is she so perfect bros, what a beauty
She shouldn't wear her hair in a ponytail on the side
It makes her look weird
>>67518991
werdum
vitor
cyborg
anderson
warlley
when's her next fight?
![can-i-give-my-baby-orange-juice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5IiZFDl.jpg "can-i-give-my-baby-orange-juice[1]")
Now you're catching on my friend, thanks for sharing ;)
Have an epic glass of juice (xD)
>her
>>67519618
>her
joana thinks shes chong lee
>>67519618
DELET THIS
>>67519618
Who is she
>They're coming in, having fun with the ref shirt and whistle, telling them it's time
>Claudia takes it well, laughs
>Joanna is like "we threw them out"
TURBO CUNT ALERT
would you give fallon fox a quick succ lads?
Is it 3 bongs till TUF? I need to sleep
>>67519581
How is Oman man?
>>67519517
i dont think the mole is that bad, except during/ after a fight with her side ponytail she looks like an animal
>>67519517
>cyborg vs. fox
shit I'd watch that.
>>67519678
It's on now, homie.
>>67519661
Who is HE
>>67519678
It's on now
>>67519678
tuf is on right now
>>67519635
post your address so i can heem you please
but you wont cuz you're a scared pussy
I'd suckle fallon, no homo
TUF already started la
>>67516589
this is probably why MM has no competition
f-fucking samefags
>>67519618
he can't shake that man face
How easy do you think he is? Does he screw anything like a guy
the only podcast I have listened to more than once is the jre where rogan heems schaub
>>67518008
What does the Emelianenko sister look like now?
Oh shit what did I miss?
tsportingbet.com
>>67519805
I think he likes girls.
>>67519790
i like how Werdum is milking this joke so much that is becoming ironically funny
>>67519144
her face looks a bit by cyborg. obviously she is a woman though so clearly unrelated.
Nothing really
>>67519690
bretty gud. i just need to get my license already desu.
is it just me or has claudia started looking hot all of the sudden? tuf brainwashed me lad
>>67519821
lame ""prank"" from khalil
saltiness from jj
cuteness from clowjah
her face looks like cyborg without the wanderlei silva
>>67519821
Claudia's perfect, Joanna's a cunt
>>67519863
>>67519882
post stream pls, cant find one...
>>67519860
>is it just me or has claudia started looking hot all of the sudden?
She always was, she just wasn't playing this card before
>>67519914
taima m8
taima you sandnigger
>Taima
>>67519860
just a victim of emotional manipulation and herd mentality lad
same happened with Johanna, people were shitting on her hobo face at first and then she instantaneously became 'cute', 'beautiful', 'perfect'
>>67519961
didn't check that, thanks
>>67519964
n-no bully
my only picks for 200 so far are for the main and co-main respectively:
Beet def. Koksal
Cormier def. Jon
both win via KOs
gas all nonwhites
how about the ufc take all of the money wasted from doing out-dated advertising and make ppvs less expensive
>>67519882
Step away from my waifu
>>67519921
fair enough
>>67520032
i was there for the jj p4p qt shit. shit was annoying af desu
>le redit sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnFXyDC1TAM&feature=share
Tate calling out Honda's boxing years ago.
>testicles are badly designed
No, you stupid cunt. They are a marvel of engineering. They're outside of your body because they have to be at the right temperature to produce the best quality sperm and it fucking hurts so badly because you're supposed to protect them.
A month ago, the UFC scrapped a planned set of tryouts for Season 24 of “The Ultimate Fighter” that would have featured flyweights. But rest assured, the 125-pound division isn’t going anywhere.
“TUF 24” still will feature flyweights – and the winner will face champion Demetrious Johnson (24-2-1 MMA, 12-1-1 UFC) at the conclusion of the season. But instead of doing tryouts to find 125-pounders for the show, the UFC will hand-pick flyweight champions from other promotions around the world, the promotion today announced on FOX Sports 1’s “UFC Tonight.”
The season, which will tape later this summer and air this fall on FOX Sports 1, will feature 16 flyweights, and teams of eight each will be coached by former title challengers Joseph Benavidez (24-4 MMA, 11-2 UFC) and Henry Cejudo (10-1 MMA, 4-1 UFC). The winner of the flyweight tournament will challenge Johnson for his title at the TUF 24 Finale, which takes place Dec. 3 in Las Vegas with a likely broadcast on FOX Sports 1. Benavidez and Cejudo will fight in the co-main event.
The fighters for the season were not announced, nor were the organizations they will come from. Most of the world’s top flyweights are in the UFC, so the field of 16 could be filled with athletes from organizations like the RFA, Titan FC, ONE Championship, Shooto, Road FC and Jungle Fight.
Sounds like we'll probably end up with Tim Elliot vs Mighty Mouse or something like that
Also, Benavidez vs Cejudo who you got?
>>67520168
the balls should be like the head, with its own "cranium" and shit, maybe more porous to let the heat go away
>>67520168
then the whole system is badly designed. they should be internal and armored by thicker skin with membranes that surround the sperm production vessels that are of correct temperature.
>>67520276
>>67520251
while were at it, another set of arms would be nice
>ad breaks are longer than the show
now I remember why I don't have a TV
>>67520251
Heat management is done by raising and lowering.
>>67520228
>the winner will face champion Demetrious Johnson
welp. multiple people will be taking dives to avoid getting butchered by mighty mouse then.
>>67520308
this
>>67520297
fucks up balance
knees and shoulders need some work. and why the fuck should the clavicle be so important but so flimsy and easy to attack
>the prostate cancer commercial again
wow
>>67520337
goro disagrees, you can't question MK logic
>>67520385
MK logic is best left in MK, though MK culture is best culture, combining the sexy of the 90s and the 70s for the sexpot of edenian culture
ehhhh puto
>>67520349
after being perpetually inundated with breast cancer shit it's kinda refreshing
>>67520297
while we're at it we should be born as two, male and female, so everyone has a mate or just divide part of us into offspring so the world can focus on more important things like going to space to find replacement alien mate
then i dont have to be pressured into talking to anyone and me talking to myself would become normal too
and murder is twice as much fun
joanna's kickboxer is getting flattened
>>67515758
cluadia's team going to win every fight via grappling?
>>67520453
>clawja brings out the bucket for her fighter
>joanna doesn't even get up for hers
Is Stevia legit?
>>67520487
>white """"women""""
>Poland
>white
>>67520496
stevia+juice cures death la
>>67520465
that's right, just like claudia will
>claudia will never show up unannounced at your home to cook you brazilian bbq
>>67520606
I'm literally at a bbq class kinda of thing atm
Who /exjoanna/ here
Who's your new fightfu or WSW boy
My new WSW boy is Maryna Moroz
>>67520660
fug.
>>67520660
Oh fug, so jealous rn
>white belt in wrestling
>lose round 1 of a 2 round fight
>doesnt respek opponent and gets taken down again.
>>67520683
Leaning towards Albu or Esparza
>>67520660
nice anon
Joanna is so bad as a coach it's actually hilarious
Meanwhile Claudia has her next career lined up desu
>potatohead giving advice to team Johanna
oh shit they're going to lose again
GREEN
>Next week's episode is a Lanchana episode
NOICE
coach claudia will never give you a sloppy winning blowjob as a your post fight reward
>>67520727
>living on eggs, beans and milk
don't do this to me man
>>67520780
>she will never wake up up by sitting on your face
>>67520727
Everything in this webm looks so perfect, damn
That webm is fucking disgusting
>>67520798
>I wanna see more licks anon
>work, work, work
>>67520727
Our bbq is more like slow grilled with just salt, no sauce, it taints the meat.
The course here is more oriented to the different types of cuts, how to identify good parts and not get stolen by our butchers
>>67520815
You're disgusting
Just got heemed by my finals. Can anyone link me to some spicy bangers to take my mind off my horrible future?
>>67520821
nice
>>67520727
>animal protein: the meal
>>67520836
Google picanha
friendly reminder that veganism is for fags
Holy FUCK this TUF talk is awkward.
>>67520881
Eat fish frequently, chicken occasionally, pork and beef rarely. Consume dairy sparingly. Vary your diet.
>>67520916
Where does Canada get their beef from? I assume you import most of it.
>>67520944
Alberta supplies our beef. Huge cattle industry.
>>67520916
switch that fish and chicken, phosphates are better for you then mercury. dairy should be daily
>>67517949
nice meme m8
>>67521015
>dairy should be daily
be careful
>every here is all of a sudden a nutritionist with a college degree
just shut the fuck up already ffs
So now that even Floyd is hinting that he wants to fight McGregor, what will it take to convince Dana that he should let our literal boy, the kid from the poor side of Dublin, travel down to the MGM grand and heem Mayweather?
>>67521068
It's common sense.
unfriendly reminder that carnism is for edgy nihilist fedoras
Don't eat fish, chicken, pork or beef, do not consume dairy. Vary your diet to primarily oil free, high carb, low fat, 30 banana veganism
>>67521152
which one of you was this?
lesliesmithmma
Tomorrow is media day!! Which dress should I wear?! #ufc198
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFR_6ZlJjD2/?taken-by=lesliesmithmma
>>67521152
delete this
>fury of the forest
sounds like a world of warcraft spell desu
>>67521169
I'm so fucking depressed now. Jesus fucking Christ.
>sasukekun
>>67521068
If you get a college degree you become a dietician, which is the protected term. Nutritionist isn't protected, anyone can be a nutritionist.
t. a nutrionist
>>67521132
> common sense
> can't treat a single illness. Claims it's all due to his "genes".
You know nothing.
>>67520527
So what defines being white to you
>>67521232
Anglo-Saxons. Nothing else.
>>67521191
>t. a nutritionist
leslie is so ugly shes almost as ugly as cyborg
and after saturday she might even surpass the beauty of the axe murderer
>>67521254
she looks like jake shields desu
blonde/brown/red hair
green/blue eyes
fair skin
120+ IQ
>>67521254
desu I hope she heems the fuck out of cyborg. old girl's been in the UFC for so long it's about time she gets her 15 minutes of fame like that horse Holm
>>67521248
Listen here kid, I've watched all your amateur fights, your street fights, your BJJ tourney run. You've got huge potential, but your diet is holding you back like an anchor. You gotta cut that anchor free by embracing a war diet. I know a good coroner in the city, he's very discreet and offers only the finest cuts. We'll get you started up on a real diet of proper meat, it'll really give you the boost you need.
>>67520660
[mouth waters]
*real diet of proper juice
>>67521254
>ugly as cyborg
>>67521395
Is it possible to live off juice only?
Only? Probably not
As long as you get that white poopy part, a juice only diet seems legit to me.
>>67521319
I have no patience for cyborg. She could have been the one to beat rousey and become the biggest star in mma, but no "Waaaah, I cant make 135!" Fuck right off, all she has to do to make 135 is lose 10 pounds of muscle. She could drop fucking 20 pounds of muscle and still be the strongest woman in the division, but no she wants them to add a new fucking division to the company just for her. I hope she gets finished by Smith. I know she won't but I can still hope.
It'll give you the bioflavinoids that should be in all oreen juice
>>67521562
roiding loser anon
you think she's got a good head on her shoulders? she can't win without cheating
What's a good starter juice?
Should I have different juices when I'm training different martial arts?
>>67521604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_b3JtJ7oOU
Then Try out Jay's delicious lemonade recipe
You've never had lemonade like this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3XvPZQY8F0
Drink
Juice
>>67521604
I like kerns strawberry banana juice
>>67521676
ew, it's just apple juice.
my lemonade, one lemon, 1 palmelo, half a lime
Didn't mean to give a (You) lad
>>67521414
This. Cyborg a qt.
Not a single comment on who won the TUF fight tonight? I mean episode aired already?
fag
fag
I would love to see Cyborg get ko'd and STILL pop for PEDs
>>67521871
Andrew from Claudia's teaqm lay-n-prayed his way to victory over Myron. Fight was pretty boring
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZNy0WQN-I
>>67521920
He dominated him on the ground, he was working and getting strikes in, just tossing him around all fight
Myron barely threw a strike at all even when they were standing
who /moroz/ here
joanna is making herself look bad on tuf
>>67521993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPWaMJedzM
>>67515758
did they fugg
>>67522009
Ya, I was being a bit harsh. Myron looked like dog shit, so I don't blame Andrew for just manhandling him and controlling him on the ground
What would you have done in this situation /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>67521993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
>>67518991
miocic via 2nd round KO
belfort via 1st round KO
cyborg via 2nd round TKO
Anderson via 2nd round TKO
Alves by 3rd round SUB
>>67518991
WerDOOM
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey
Barbarena
>>67521884
Not bad here
>>67522079
He should have stood up, he had the higher ground.
If you wouldn't impregnate Cyborg, you're a bonafide faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82t_UOMHPJY
walkout 4u
>>67521993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxDPJ5a5oQ
>>67522168
hnnnng
>>67518991
Verdoom
Souza* (vitor if he looks roided up at weighins)
Cyborg
Shogun
Warrley Alves
>>67518991
miocic
souza
cyborg
anderson
sage slayer
>>67518991
Werdum (Muh Boy)
Souza (Fuck Vitor)
Cyborg (But I Hope She loses)
Anderson (wew lads, this fight...)
Alvez (avenge Sage)
Verdum
TRT Vitor
Cyborg
Anderson
Albes
>>67522418
hnnng
>>67522417
>fuck vitor
but why? anderson fight will be boring as hell tho desu senpai
>>67522495
cuz he is a autistic burger anti-peds
>>67522168
She hot but she's no Gabi
>>67518991
Vairdoom
Heemtor
Cyborg
Anderson
Bam bam barberena
>>67522535
uhhhhh
>>67521993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwCmcB0XMw
>>67522495
>>67522434
Because his "career resurgence" has nothing to do with his skill as an MMA Fighter, it is all due to TRT. He got the best wins of his career
all jacked the fuck up on artificial testosterone, and what happens in his first fight off of it? He got finished in one round. But people talk about him like he is this unimpeechable legend, even though he has had sketchy test results more than once. Without TRT he got TKO'd, then he kncked out a 45 year old man with no chin, then he ducked Silva, and now he thinks he will make another run at the title. Piece of shit.
>>67522313
>catchy af
>>67522585
vitor is a can without an inhuman level of test. gegard would destroy him, so will jacare unless he is roided to the gills. don't think he will be though, he lives in the USA right so he wouldn't be able to safely start a cycle because he can still be tested by USADA?
Unless they just don't test fighters who are fighting in another country even if they are in the states at the time
Not too polished on my drug testing policies unfortunately
what is this technique called heem?
>>67522690
Abandoning your child at birth
>>67522621
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who had been paying attention
>>67522585
fair point but everyone he fought including jacare is probably on the gas to some extent
>USADA is foolproof and doesn't protect anyone!! there really is clean fighters out there!!!
When will the next RIZIN event be lads
I miss them already
TBQH i dont think mighty mouse couldn't defend these takedowns
>>67522789
He should have punched him in the balls
>>67522799
thats not good sportsmanship faggot
walkout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxQzk4jIas
Legalize and Regulate TRT - let them "youth up" to the levels of a young Sage Northcutt, but no further shall they go.
>>67522853
they did that for a while and people exceeded the limit all the time.
>>67522690
bye bye king bowser
>>67522853
surprised the super solider game hasn't been played again, surely chinese must be making myosin-inhibitor, sherpa blooded super soilders yet?
U.S. Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders’ rally made its way into Stockton, California and Stockton City Councilman Michael Tubbs had the honor of introducing him. During his speech, though, Tubbs gave a special shout out to the Diaz Brothers by dropping a “Stockton Slap” reference!
https://youtu.be/J3Pd9hva-OU?t=1934
http://entimports.com/2016/05/stockton-slap-gets-shoutout-at-u-s-presidential-candidates-rally-watch/
>>67522963
US special forces are given all sorts of steroids and stimulants when ever they want
>>67522917
How can we stop them from going too high? Should we place a slightly toxic chemical in their TRT injections, so if they inject too much TRT, they experience a lot of pains?
>>67522984
Are there any vegan & natty special operations forces left?
>>67522965
muslims in burkas and niggers behind the podium.
this country has lost its damn mind.
>>67523036
yeah they do special vegan mre airdrops for SF behind enemy lines
>>67522984
Bullshit.
>>67523108
not bullshit, special forces in Iraq were notorious for all being on the gas and lots of veterans have said they were offered steroids and stimulants to help them perform/ stay awake. Why would you have a hard time believing that?
>>67523164
That would be mostly amphetamines and the sort, yeah?
>>67523221
amphetamines and roids
>>67522929
top kek
>>67523164
Did you read that on r/mma, faggot?
>>67523164
because steroids are illegal and the US military drug tests for them and can discharge you upon failure. i have no doubt actual special forces can get away with a lot of stuff but i somehow doubt the veterans you supposedly talked to were also green berets.
>>67523264
>no lenses in the frames
she's the worst kind of piece of shit
>>67522079
don't you do dis! cssssmash heis face! bong! head butt outta nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrzqMCoVlG0
>>67523476
>beating up a mentally unstable bum instead of just removing yourself from the situation because you're insecure
>>67522079
Obviously looking for a fight so give him what he wants.
>>67520727
Eat shit, France.
>>67520727
Eat shit, France.
Welp the blazers just got eliminated senpai
>>67522690
"Moonman dat ho."
>>67523638
The whats?
>>67523696
the justblazers for the basketballamericans nothing that concerns folks that play ice fight and cage fight
>>67523542
what? no! you have to kickem in de pills!
>>67523638
atleast their dads aren't cucks haha
seriously tho, curry is probably winning again desu, dude is unreal
>>67523795
I thought curry died, did he respawn in time for the playoffs?
>>67523826
haven't been following this series as closely but i think he returned today
>talking about apehoop on /heem/
>>67523826
and came back with a vengeance
>>67523862
WOW
>>67523862
thique
>>67523862
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>67523862
this is nice and all but her calves and knees are way too skinny for the rest of her
it's seriously off-putting
>>67523943
What the fuck is wrong with you?
clearly photoshopped.
here's some real thicc. she's an mma fighter btw.
good morning heembros, how's it going?
>>67523943
true, she has worked on booty and thighs like curlbros work on biceps and pecs
her workout is
squat 10xF
front squat 10xF
box squat 10xF
>>67524002
Is that a problem?
>>67524002
What does the 'F' mean? Fast?
>>67523993
jesus
>>67524001
hello bangbro, would you kiss the zant?
>>67523993
get that fattie out of here
>>67524059
yep
>>67523993
thicc
>>67524059
Nah she looks like a lil monkey
>>67524020
thick ass is hardly ever a problem
>>67524043
to failure
>he wouldn't want to junglefuck a fit-as-fuck monkey/human hybrid qt
literally a fag dude
>>67524118
Her mom is hotter anyway
>>67524118
whoever fucked van zant's grandmother was Patient 0 in the AIDS pandemic
>>67524149
Way cuter
>>67524149
shoo, shoo striking goblin
>>67524154
top kek
the world is a vampire
>>67524149
Joanna is cute!
CUTE!
Has he snapped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6U2P-B57x0
mma is gay
>>67524207
Fuck off, limey
>>67524207
I wish I were gay
bitches are too much work
>>67524289
Nah, you can overpower them physically without any real effort. Easy as cake.
>>67524289
how do you mean exactly
>>67524305
I would if I didn't have a memorable/recognizable face
>stand in line-up
>"There, the one near the middle that looks like quasimodo. He's the one who did it, I'm certain."
>>67524357
Just kill yourself immediately after you do it. No jail time necessary.
>>67524356
I'm not terribly good looking or social, so I have to work on everything else to entice bitches with a 'complete package'.
meanwhile I have had at least 4 gay/bi guys either want to fuck me or want me to fuck them. it's like god's cruel running joke at this point in life.
but even gay (You)s are still (You)s, right guys?
>>67524407
just make money and learn how to be funny.
>>67524199
no he's just fully carbed and has a sharp body/mind
>>67523305
not the ones i talked to u stupid cunt, Tim Kennedy and Andy stumpf both said they were offered steroids
>>67524199
Old footage of before he was a balding faggot.
>>67524407
Why are you talking to fags?
>>67524407
are you 30 yet? hitting 30 is kind of a game changer. if you're just a nice and not a fuggin normie some girl coming out of her 2nd or 3rd bad relationship will find you
t. 35 y/o married manlet
>>67524465
Manlet? Anyone under 6'4'' is considered a manlet these days, apparently.
>>67524518
you don't need to defend yourself, that guy is a faggot
>>67516393
>all those people awkwardly talking over each other
>>67524538
>schaub
>>67524252
based wandy
pray4vanderlay
>>67524543
is he gonna die or what
was jon jones driving the car?
juice
>>67518991
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>>67524545
i think he's gonna be fine they delayed surgery so it can't be that bad right
i don't know much nor can i speak portugese however
Anyone have a liink for TUF?
>>67524587
FOXSPORTSGO.COM
>>67524199
young durian was high energy
>>67524518
you have a nice voice
>https://youtu.be/P0pN2d_GdJI
one of the only times i agree with schaub, idk about that 200 million dollar payday for conor tho, maybe around 25-50
>>67524459
it's not like I hunt them out, I'm like a gay magnet or something.
>oh he's a cool dude, good friend
>oh the new neighbor is nice, chill guy to hang out with
>God: "guess what you moron, they're GAY! for you! AAAAAHAHAHAHHA!! and they'll keep bringing it up when they're drunk!"
>>67524465
>hitting 30 is kind of a game changer
what, in a bad way?
>>67524658
You seem too dumb to reproduce.
>>67524648
exciting stuff. i want it to happen.
>>67524675
i have a 130 IQ
>>67524684
Then why did you have to ask what the dude meant? He was pretty clear.
>>67524658
>>67524664
be careful
>>67524684
no you don't
>>67524684
so you're just autistic
>>67524686
i'm not the person he was replying to
i just wanted to announce my iq
>>67524687
were they shopping for orange jumpsuits
>>67524693
be careful
>>67524675
well since I'm so dumb, kindly explain to me why you, lord brainiac in your infinite wisdom, think so.
new thread for when the bump limit hits
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>the record for consecutive HW title defenses is 2
>>67524795
same with LW
so RDA, Werdum and kings is screwed, or they will change the game
>>67524820
I just want to see HW restored to its former glory. #GiveReemHisRoidsBack
>>67518991
Miocic
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67515828
>Dana Yellow
>>67521169
With her funeral coming up 15/5, she should dress all black
>>67522965
>Hour long video
>No time marker
fuck you
>>67526219
be pashent
>>67519074
>tattoo on that beautiful buttock
Just why.
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