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old>>67508566
New TUF episode in two bongs
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Vomitor 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellasnore 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Glass chin vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Cockhold v Boy)
6/17: Poopator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (Autism vs Pedophilia)
6/24: Smellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Two Banjos v Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Ultimate Surrender Edition)
7/9: The Conor Show ft. DC-Jones II
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson-Chiesa)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm-Shevchenko)
7/31: UFC 201
Nudes:
>Dana and the Fertittas have Conor at gunpoint
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/dana-white-says-relationship-with-conor-mcgregor--great--despite-ufc-200-snafu-195424515.html
>BJ Penn v Cole Miller at 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Helwani BTFO Schaub
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730156413696217088
repost from last thread cuz why the fuck not.
>man, sucks about Silva. gall bladder stuff messes up metabolism. he'll probably come back, but time isn't on his side and is there a reason he isn't doing mega fights? no way A Silva's a title contender anymore, but i'd like to see him fight against interesting match ups like Nate Diaz, GSP, and, who else, Conor, or is the size discrepancy too great there?
>also, i think Miocic takes the title. i love Werdum but see Miocic using his striking to hurt Werdum.
Lets start a kickstarter to buy ufc for ourselves
>canada
is there any reason to watch TUF tonight other than clawjiah being cute?
8th for UFC collapse
>>67516014
second this
Megan Olivi breaking news on UFC Tonight
>BJ vs Cole Miller
>16 flyweights from other organizations on TUF for flyweight title shot
>"most exciting season of TUF ever"
kek
>>67516014
who's name gets signed on the contract?
You are now aware that Cole Miller was a contestant on TUF 5, the season BJ coached
Will he be one of the 16 new flyweights on TUF?
Benavidez does look like a faggot in this pants.
>>67516235
Mighty mouses toughest test yet
PRAY FOR WANDERLEI
HE GOT HIT BY A CAR LIKE NOG
OH GOD
>>67516155
koksal baba
And to think this fat cunt gave me a ban warning
>>67516112
What organization will take their place?
>>67516342
UFC will get bought then split up and a new one will take over in the course of 10 years
>>67516300
man, i honestly hope he has a good comeback. maybe win 3-4 fights, fight Fedor (heh, remember the proposed reality series with that name?), fight Kimbo, rematch Tito and call it a career.
>>67516332
that place is infested with SJWs and whiteknighting cucks, not surprised 2bh
>>67516551
You should've seen the comment section on Belfort using the word slavery not long ago, some of the cringiest shit i've ever seen
>>67516808
Moderators are the same on every site desu
>>67516910
meant for
>>67516332
Could MM stop the takedown?
>>67516968
he's so angry
>>67516910
bullshit, BE and Mania are opposite ends of the spectrum on what mods let people get away with
>>67517032
Are they better on Mania? I don't use the comment sections on news sites.
>>67516332
lol this guy's hairline is getting BTFO
>>67517079
People on Mania pretty much get away with posting whatever they want, it's like being on /b/ except MMA related arguments
Depends if that's your thing I guess, I like mma fighting the best
What if he pulls it off again?
>>67516951
Am I the only one who thinks these elbows are illegal? It doesn't change the fact that Antonio was almost out, though. 12-6 to me.
>>67517141
/heem/ would explode
>>67517200
seem like run of the mill elbows to the ear to me
they let plenty of fighters get away with that sort of thing
>>67517200
yes you are the only one who thinks they are illegal. plus if they were any bit questionable big face would have already made a stink about it
>>67517200
you're right, those are def 12-6
>>67517306
pretty sure they're soccer kicks. this win will be overturned shortly
>>67517200
I hate the rule, but those are definitely 12-6 elbows.
>>67517272
>>67517286
ok
>>67517306
ok
>>67517141
2-1 for Faber, a title, a blowjob and the most anticipated fight at Bantamweight against TJ.
/heem/ would implode.
>>67517200
Who do you lads think will win this season of TUF?
My picks are Andrew Sanchez and Tatiana Suarez
>>67517200
i think that 12-6 elbow rule is one of the murkier rules ones out there. yeah, i think they're basically 12-6, but i've seen refs them not call them as well as call them. i like that they're allowed because it's a good weapon against the prolonged takedown wrestlers love going for and if strikers didn't have it, then there'd be even more lay in pray following the limited arsenal against take downs. however, i think they can be brutal, as seen in the Brown v Barnett and Struve v Bigfoot.
>>67517200
>>67517200
not illegal
>>67517499
>>67517499
illegal
>>67517460
someone is making money off of this guy, and I don't think it's him.
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
CAP THIS POST.
>>67517558
Someone does have to beat Cruz eventually. I wonder if that will happen before Cruz gets old and past his prime or while he's still at his best.
>>67517658
>before
*when
>>67517658
classy
>>67517450
scumbag
>>67516332
i GUARANTEE this guy posts on /heem/
>>67517753
Almedia is solid boy material desu
I could see him being champion in the future
>>67517827
He'll have to develop his movement a fucking ton if he wants to be champ
The best fighters in his class have amazing movement
TUF is starting in 33 minutes.
>>67517773
good, I hope he see's his fatass face here
>>67517773
i guarantee you he doesn't he would have left the first time someone called him a faggot and he couldn't ban them or downvote them
>>67516286
Baba has solid boxing, Mike. He drops professional boxers in sparring, I've seen it for myself.
>>67517944
he's likely a janny as well u goof
RIZIN will be the next PRIDE.
>>67518057
>carlos toyota
TUF starts in 18 bings.
>>67518378
got a stream??????????????????
>yfw in CM Punk's debut, him and Mickey Gall have a FOTY candidate and Punk somehow wins
TUF is live.
>>67519090
>no stream
KYS
>>67519142
find it yourself
>>67519162
nypa faggot
my only picks for 200 so far are for the main and co-main respectively:
Beet
Cormier
both win via KOs
>>67520004
god i hope cormier wins
>>67516332
he banned me
wish i could heem him
>>67517200
no, they're not
he's clearly bringing them down with an arc (they're hitting the side of BF's head)
any arc means it's not 12-6
ded sport
ded thread
>>67515779
>Embeddeds are not in the OP
>>67517551
he's dead mate.
>>67525862
this OP was made to start a thread war yesterday
>>67516332
>fat
>glasses
>JUST tier hair
>goes on plebbit
>MODS plebbit
fuckin hell
>>67515779
>taking out ONE FC and EFN
why
>>67517117
What's up with Americans being obsessed with hairlines? Same goes with height, Americans lie about their height all the fucking time.
>>67528838
>T-they h-have to be lying
>manlet detected
I'm 6'6" btw
>>67516235
whats his story?
>>67528850
But what about hairlines? From what I saw black folk care about it the most because of how often their hairline is fucked and they don't have much of hair anyway.
Reminder that there is value in every Brazilian on this card.
>>67518616
How many cups of coffee should a mixed martial artist have per day minimum?
>>67529013
0. Martial artists don't Use drugs.
>>67528693
disgusting
i live for efn
>>67528961
people of african descent can't grow hair like europeans, their hair is considerably different
i've never thought about my hairline/haircut i've always just shaved it with buzz clippers
>>67529013
CLAWDJEEA WILL DESTROY JOE-ANNA JIDSKADSKIELBASAPETRIOKURWAZJYDUCK
>>67524487
fighter bash? so you can only post positive things about the fighters, that place is a fuckin' safe box
read this
>>67529085
Claudia Dos Anjos
>>67524487
holy shit
>>67529081
That's a rule around here too, though.
>>67529085
why would they test her in that frequency
>>67529085
>quietriot
>>67529041
Is Lorenzo a manlet?
>>67529085
>tfw Claudia will never hold me in her big arms and tell me everythings gonna be ok
>>67529081
>>67529107
to put it into context, this is the article I had commented on
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11/11199902/ufc-parry-jon-jones-is-the-biggest-dick-on-the-planet
Uriah Hall is no longer my boy, implying that Kennedy and Brunson don't deserve to fight him and getting pissed off at fans for asking general questions.
>>67529498
Uriah is a fucking faggot!
>>67516342
Reebok FC
>>67528838
>What's up with Americans being obsessed with hairlines?
dude it's not americans it's just black guys in general and 100% of heem americans are black
>>67529000
reminder that I BTFO you in the previous thread and you didn't even reply
>>67529529
>reminder that I BTFO you in the previous thread and you didn't even reply
I saw that, it was pretty spot on bud
Is it too early for a new thread?
>>67529549
Thanks bud. I don't blame him really, he got BTFO pretty bad
>>67528838
Balding manlet detected, how is it going Artem?
>>67529574
I think we need at least 3 more
NEW
A>>67524
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67517306
>>67517200
>>67517366
Do you motherfuckers know what a clock looks like, the twelve is at the top, and the six is at the bottom, thats why they are called 12-6, those were 9-3 which are completely legal
>>67529597
you're being memed on
>>67529635
Actually you are. We were all in on it.
>>67529656
actually no
>>67529689
actually yes
>>67529689
Actually yeah. don't worry though man it was just a prank no hard feelings
>>67529710
>>67529713
actually, no
Actually stfu I'd heem you all
>>67529717
Do you mind if I use this footage for my YouTube channel?
>>67529597
You and I have different concepts of 9 o'clock. Mine is correct, yours is not.
Stipe seems like a swell blue collar fella. I hope he at least doesn't get heemed.
even if stipe had the skills to heem werdum, do you think he would have the courage?
stipe would get murdered on spot by my civilized brethren
>>67529922
How weird must you feel when someone answers your tweet with a pic of you as PP and your name as TN and @. With an account that is probably 100% dedicated to you.
That ought to be pretty disturbing imo
>>67529939
Depends how things go. If all the other hues win that night, Werdum losing might keep things just lukewarm. Werdum is far from an established champion, so it's not going to be like Weidman knocking out Silva.
>>67529960
i'd fingerpop myself over any positive comments, let alone accounts dedicated to worshiping me
What happens if Vitor has to miss the card too for some reason? Would that be last time Brazilians ever get on a main card?
>>67530020
Don't jinx it.
>>67529987
werdum literally reserved 100+ seats for violent hooligans of his hometeam tho
What happens if Claudia fails one of her 3 drug tests this week?
>>67530020
Why Vitor specifically ?
Regardless of what happens tonight, does anyone think either Stipe or Werdum can defend that title more than twice? It's yet to happen in the history of the UFC, which makes it kind of hard for me to take the HW belt seriously.
>>67530038
how many will wear that mask?
>>67529939
>inb4 Werdum gets heem'd and Brazil becomes a rare flag once again
>>67530045
She probably gets her title shot taken away and suspended like any other fighter?
shit thread
>>67530073
thanks literal jim
who fights joanna
>>67530052
Even if that happens, HW will always have the unpredictability of the ko's.
>>67530060
cmon man I started browsing heem 2 weeks after aldo lost
nothing can make me go away
>>67530046
He's pissed hot before and he's almost 40. I don't WANT it to happen, but these last few years show that the MMA Gods don't care what I want.
>>67530038
Stipe could heem all of them
>>67530078
Who cares?
My Claudia is the only one that matters.
>>67530084
how big a deal was aldo getting heemd in brazil?
>>67530045
Claudia's smile and urine must be protected
>>67530078
rose?
Lmao Canada is still crying in the old thread about being BTFO
>>67530114
Claudia failed her drug test. Karolina is fighting Joanna. Joanna is more cunty toward her than even Claudia.
>>67530045
she pretends to retire to duck a USDA ban and then starts a social media campaign to save face while she quietly waits for her suspension to be up
>>67530139
Rose is on the cusp of a complete mental breakdown and being institutionalized
>>67530127
not as big as 7-1
>>67515779
Good OP, op
>>67530162
I thought Torres will win, But I'm happy that Rose won and didn't permaheem herself.
Anyone sick of Joanna's shit?
Will Canada ever recover?
>>67530127
from 0 to 10, bout 0,25
literally no one cares about mma anymore (non-normies don't apply ofc), I think globo stopped showing fights 3 years ago
it's probably because of the crisis, UFC couldn't make any money with Brazil so they stopped investing here and tried to remove all brazilian belts
now that our government is changing (impeachment) and people think the economy will recover we are starting to see UFC look at Brazil with love again
>>67530221
only reason we are sick of it, is because we have no fight to watch of hers
>>67530261
>caring about soccer
>the sperg obsessed with me is back
Yessss
>>67530261
>that last neighbor bhai pooing himself
kek
>butt devastation confirmed
>>67530261
That was one of the most retarded forced meme threads I've ever seen on /sp/. There was nothing in the McGregor v Aldo fight that related to 7 seconds, it was just unoriginal samefags who wanted to have reality conform to their memes
Good thread, OP.
what did she mean by this?
>>67530185
>>67530326
Thanks
>>67530337
>tfw she got that uroboros pussy
>>67530337
#serbia
>>67530373
never forget
>>67530373
>>67530383
nevar forget
>>67515779
Good OP, OP
Posting up to date news and previous thread
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67524717
NEWS:
>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
>>67530318
but the post numbers
>>67530257
How much exposure/media do non-brazilian champs get over there? I'm always curious how products are viewed in other markets.
Got an exciting email today. Expect /heem/ to get a lot better very soon.
>>67530410
he's a big guy
>>67530447
Did Conor get hit by a car?
>>67530447
CM Punk to fight Brock Lesnar in Chicago?
>>67530445
lol I miss him
>>67530472
>>67530488
he's implying he's gonna be a new jannie
obviously that's false
>tfw I BTFO of Canada so hard he is trying to live in the past to forget about his pain
Lmao
why did mcgregor start his ufc career at feddaweight?
i still don't get it
https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/730813451199598592
>Guy Yoshimitsu
full meme
>>67530505
I'm behind on my lore; what warranted this savagery?
>>67530539
Lightweight has too many terrible matchups for him. Lots of grapplers and explosive brownskins.
>literally her 10th post about USADA
>>67530605
She makes my dick so fucking hard.
Hope she destroys that goblin.
>>67530624
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFUS3Ifj6Jg/
>>67530605
social media posts are a part of the UFC contract. theyre probably prewritten for them. they could make them post about fried chicken if they wanted
>>67530605
It gets casuals on her side about being clean. Because of course, why would someone draw so much attention to the testing if they're going to fail?
>>67530624
Am I the only person who thinks Joanna is not horrible to look at?
>>67530632
Literally ejaculated. In a literal way. I secreted semen from my penis. Good lord.
>>67530624
she clearly already has m8
>>67530668
RARE FLAG
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>>67530574
I used to tease Serbia a lot and for a long time he didn't like it and got really upset like that pic.
Eventually he saw the humour in it and we became buds. But now he's gone. Gone forever.
>>67530675
She'll never know this unless you send her a video of the act, Javier.
>>67530691
At least two of us here regularly
>>67530668
She looks pretty alright if you don't stare at any one part of her face for too long. She's definitely a 8/10 by WMMA standards.
>>67530696
;( never forget serbia
>>67530505
kek
Serbia was such a tryhard
>>67530718
at least we know the stables are safe
>>67530696
Aw. Is he dead? Or did his oil-fueled computer give out on him?
>>67530593
what a faggot
>>67530624
>Hope she destroys that goblin.
bien dicho
>Edgestonia
>lithcuck
>boxing swede
>Serbia
>predicioncuck
What others did /heem/ lose in the last two years?
>>67530797
i didnt lose your mom. shes sucking better now than ever
>>67530624
DM her a picture of your dick on insta
lithcuck posted like three four days ago bud
>>67530797
Polish powerlifter
>>67530797
a lot of good shitposting brits are gone
the dregs left are pretty hopeless
>>67530797
>predictioncuck
then who was predictions?
>>67530797
they city of ireland and schaub posters
>>67530844
we have gabi posters now tho
>>67530797
Boxingswede is no loss
>>67530447
You got picked as a janitor? Fuck you, what did you put in your application?
>>67530853
"I'll do it for no monetary compensation"
>>67530853
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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
And I attached pic related
>>67530839
New guy. He's being the Jon Jones he wants to see in the world.
>>67530839
The cowl of Prediction Picker is a revolving door. It's the Wayne Manor of posters.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the original predictioncuck being run out of town like this.
>>67530891
>Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it.
>Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie (but please buy Alpha Brain™).
>>67530797
I miss lithcuck and edgestonia
Literally ripped down a tree in my back garden today. Fuck hiring some gypsy """tree surgeon"""
>tfw your powerful physique finally has use
>tfw you could rip apart any here just as easily
>>67530839
Predictionguy started predictions, then some other anon came in and started a separate prediction sheet
It's the same autism that makes people start thread wars, the end result is just more shitposting
>>67530934
iirc the OG picsbro worked on the docks. I guess he finally dropped a shipping container and permaheemed himself.
or his supervisor caught him browsing /heem/ and canned him, and now he has no internet.
>>67530934
He's not run out, he just decided to be a lazy goof, AGAIN
He's slacking
>>67530934
I'm fucking certain he never left and just doesn't want people to think that one single person is responsible for so much work solely in the interest of heem
I don't know why he'd be ashamed by a name such as the Predictioncuck. It would appear as though he's done everything in his power to earn it.
>>67530996
didn't we used to do it a little more informally, no set pics bro. new guy who uses the dark screen isn't that good at making a clean pics image.
>>67531000
I logged all of the screenshots that he posted from work, gathered up the names of the companies on the ships, signs etc, as well as license plates (which are, by the way, very stupid to include in 4chan posts), found out where it was most likely he worked, called and got the manager's name and email and sent it to them.
He stopped posting.
>>67531046
Userp him
Let the prediction wars commence
>>67530996
>>67531000
99% sure Dockfag and predictioncuck are different guys.
>>67531016
He started taking picks for this card but didn't want to start over after silva vs hall was cancelled. Now the fourth test ring cuck is doing the full card.
>>67531053
Hes posted a picture within the last two weeks though.
>>67531016
This new fella has missed my pics three separate times. I want the old guy back solely for functional reasons.
>>67530797
What? Since when has Lithcuck been gone? He was here just last PPV talking about OSP beating Jones and I've seen him after that too
Did he retire young?
There was also that one anon towards the beginning of the year who said he was leaving /heem/. Think he was a Burger
i want the animal
heem
animal
damn it heem what the f***
>>67531092
The only noteworthy amerilad i can recall is that guy from chicago who was posting selfies of his bod and inviting people to fight him in Chicago.
>>67531053
Why do this
>>67531147
Adan is prone to cyber terrorism
>>67531147
>>67531158
actually made me laugh
atta boy tyrone
>>67531075
>Hes posted a picture within the last two weeks though.
He hasn't.
>>67531171
kinda mean-spirited desu
>>67531235
funny though
>>67531171
He did post though.
>>67531118
What are you on about? Don't lose it at least until after the ppv, Spain.
>>67530934
>>67531016
I started picks on tuesday and posted an update wednesday after Silva vs Hall was called off. I did what I've always done when a fight on a main card is pulled and continued taking picks on the remaining original fights. Then some other anon came in and made a completely different set of predictions because he wanted to include the one fight that was moved to the main card. Having 2 sets of picks going around is more retarded than trying to instigate thread wars, it unnecessarily shits up entire threads. It was obvious the other anon was going to make his prediction set regardless of what I did, so he can miss picks and goof them all on fight night.
This is never what predictions were supposed to become, people take this shit way too seriously now
>>67531083
I've gotten literally every single pick, the only issue is formatting the whole thing
Don't worry. Your voice will be heard and you'll get to anonymously brag
>>67531285
I blame the original goofposter
wow things have gone to shite.
>>67531285
see I told you he didn't leave
he cares too much about us
>>67531263
He didn't lol
>>67531285
>Then some other anon came in and made a completely different set of predictions because he wanted to include the one fight that was moved to the main card. Having 2 sets of picks going around is more retarded than trying to instigate thread wars, it unnecessarily shits up entire threads. It was obvious the other anon was going to make his prediction set regardless of what I did, so he can miss picks and goof them all on fight night.
I personally think that the sperglord that will post like 100+ times in a thread is the same guy that starts the thread wars as well as the same guy that takes fake predictions to troll heem
>>67531331
He did and I'm not laughing out loud about this.
>i take the integrity of picking fights very seriously
>>67531285
I'm sorry lad. It's mostly just autism and people attention whoring on an anonymous anime imageboard. You're MY BOY, but MMA has kicked off in a way that has changed this place to just be filled with memes and autists
>>67531346
Honestly I think that the same sperglord fakes picks to himself and takes them just to fool others into thinking it's legit.
hello /fanzants/
>The OP is very important
>>67531374
I kind of agree.
I know for a fact he will sit in his own thread and bump it for hours, he did it in this very thread. Scroll down from the top and you can tell it's the same guy posting shit non stop
>le heem detectives
>>67531348
whatever you want to believe bud
One time I jumped onto heem after a multiple week hiatus and the entire thread was full of a canuck posting and trying to imitate me as best as possible, replying to multiple posts in the same post etc
there was like 40+ posts that all weren't me
the guy is legit autistic and just fucks around on heem all day every day
>Tfw bought into the whole "MEWVMENT" bullshit and had a MEWVMENT coach for a few months
I'm such a faggot. At least I'm anon.
>>67531471
Dominick Cruz and TJ Dillashaw movement is a real thing
To an extent so is Carlos Condit and Stephen Thompson
Ido Portal movement is memeshit
>>67531499
What about Gunnar? He's one of MY BOYS.
>Dominick
Literally MY: the boy.
BW
>Raphael Assuncao
>Thomas Almeida
FW
>Jose Aldo
>Frankie Edgar
LW
>Tony Ferguson
>Edson Barboza
WW
>Rory MacDonlad
>Tyron Woodley
MW
>Vitor Belfort
>Chris Weidman
>Gegard Mousasi
LHW
>Daniel Cormier
>Rumble Johnson
HW
>literally anyone
>biggest ongoing story in MMA is the McG vs Floyd honeydick
>doesn't get a second of discussion on the MMA Beat because Ariel is a salty jew
>>67531538
All fighters who could conceivably beat their division champs
Who is the most MY BOY fighter in mma?
>>67531542
What are you talking about, /heem/ drama is far more entertaining. This is where people gain friends and nostalgize about each other
>there are people in this thread right now who believe that getting the shite knocked out of him for a round and a half was part of Nate Diaz's plan
>>67531561
my boy, of course
>>67531561
weidman
>>67531451
Do you think he's also the schaub and american ngannou poster?
>>67531556
>Anyone on FW beating McGoober
Nope.
>>67531556
>Jose Aldo could conceivably beat Conor McGregor
>>67531603
possibly
would explain a lot wouldn't it
I think the real issue in this thread is that everyone is replying to each other
well yeah the op sucks what did you expect
>>67531619
probably that artem spammer too.
>>67531655
Who is the Australian social media spammer? And is it a girl?
>>67531648
>the op is important
Post your top 3 BOYS and the result of their last fight
1. Alan Jouban
>KO win over Brendan O'Reilly
2. Matt Brown
>SUB win over Tim Memes
3. Robbie Lawler
>SD "win" over Carlos Condit
>>67531655
Artem is actually /heem/'s unanimous BOY, no one spams him
>Matt Brown is his boy
blech
>>67531606
I think everyone would be interested in a rematch
>>67531604
Fronkie has that wrestler's chance and can't be KOd
>>67531691
He's a munster. He always puts on an entertaining fight, and he has the only win over Memeson Thompson
>>67531672
i am most of australian posters
>>67531697
Because no one hits hard on FW like Goober.
Frankie would get heem'd.
LW is another story, there are some people there that can put Conor away (N8 used to fight at LW for example). But no one on FW. I love Frankie senpai, he's been my boy ever since he trashed BJ Penn's career, but he can't destroy Goober.
>>67531538
Give Holloway too more significant wins and there you go.
>Not adding Eddie Alvarez
>Not adding Brown and Thompson. We all know Condit won.
>Not adding Mike the Cunt Bisping.
>Same for Latifi
>bird.jpg
>>67530829
>implying
>>67531716
Goob literally said it isn't power, it's precision. Mendes also said the same thing after his fight at 194.
McGoob's power is so ridiculously overstated because he sleepied a charging Aldo in 13 seconds
>>67531734
two*
>>67531712
he's still a fucking piece of shit
your BOY can't be an asshole in real life dude
>>67531734
>Avlarez
can't match RDAs standup
>Brown
fug, thought I had him on there
>Wonderboy
unproven. a win over post-USADA steakman means nothing in the title hunt
>Condit
over the hill, spirit broken
>bisping
>winning a title
>leltifi
>beating anyone in Top 10
>>67531763
>2016
>People still saying "THAT ALDO FIGHT DOESN'T COUNT"
Are Aldofags literally the most cucked people in MMA history? Because not even Conorfags were in this much denial after he got pounded by Neight.
>memeson
>meme son
What did he mean by this?
>>67531763
I love that little "les go boy, les go boy" right before the start. Got me so amped for a war.
>>67531779
>"THAT ALDO FIGHT DOESN'T COUNT"
Don't be a retard, I'm not saying it doesn't count. Holy shit Spain try actually reading shit before replying.
>>67531763
Am I the only one who thinks this fight was fixed by some superior, unknown, irresistible forces from the upper existence? Something isn't right. Aldo wasn't right. You can read it on Conor's face, just follow the "plan".
>inb4 conspiracies
>Dana White being Irish too
>Brazilian economy down the toilet
>>67531839
Yea, Conor got inside Aldo's head and Aldo knew Conor can knock him the fuck out anyway, he knew Conor is superior.
>>67531285
>people take this shit way too seriously now
oh shut the fuck up, all this prediction autism could easily be solved if you just used a trip
but noooo ANONKNEEMOOSE IS LE LEGION! IS LE ANONYMOUS!!!!!!xD!
Le USING A TRIP IS LITERALLY LE REDDITxD!
>>67531779
It's a mixed issue for me, famalam. I was backing McGregor all the way, but I knew from the second Aldo's had hit the canvas that we'd all have to endure "FLUKE" this and "HE WAS IN HIS HEAD" that.
I want a rematch just to set the record straight. But you'd think a one-punch KO would have done that already. Would people have reacted differently if it had taken 30 seconds?
Why is Joe Rogan pink?
>mfw joe rogan won't be commentating ufc 198 because it's his daughters birthday
>>67531879
He is doing a fight companion
>>67531879
Are we at least getting Stann?
>>67531866
I recall a time when tripping to prove your identity was not needed to collect fight predictions on an online mongolian pictograph board
>>67531876
Probably sucks down a lot of sports drinks. That shit isn't good for you long-term, despite what dudebros would have you believe.
>>67531825
No.
>>67531875
Think of it this way. You have your supreme boy and the guy he's fighting is a loud mouth cunt you can't wait to see Rousey'd.
Then that guy just blows your boy out of the water. Wouldn't you be in denial about it and say it was a fluke? Don't you remember how Brazilcucks reacted when Anderson got BTFO twice by Weidman?
>>67531763
Conor needs his mystic gypsy tank re-filled, like who the fuck can predict something like that?
Hey, you stupid assholes, you know calling everyone autistic is inconsiderate of actual autistic people.
>>67531937
Then leave, autist
>online mongolian pictograph board
>My madness is proportional to your gayness
Aldo vs Conor II pre-fight media scrumb would be unsufferable for both of them, for us and for Dayna.
Nobody really wants that, it would be awkward.
>>67531919
Right? I saw him at the press conference with RDA and he seemed off, a little less mystic than usual.
Then Neight demolished him.
I want a fucking rematch between those two.
>>67531949
Well said chumacho.
Hey, you stupid people, you know calling everyone assholes is inconsiderate of actual assholes.
>>67531964
>Neight
>>67531964
>chumacho
what did u just call me
this is spain, motherfucker, we have a rich language, use it
>>67531964
He was on high quality cocaine on the RDA presser m8.
>being an mma fan in a country with zero mma prospects
Daily reminder that Vitor is going to KO Jacare
>>67532003
I no speako Spaniardo, friendo.
Well, maybe a little.
>>67532014
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>>67531937
I was thinking about this the other day and I actually think 4chan is one of the best places for autists on the internet
Everywhere else, they try to act like everyone is the same and treat autists better than the other to make them feel at ease
Here, it's the contrary, everyone is treated like an autist so an actual autist can blend in without difficulty or preferential treatment
Did Dana get particularly pissed off at Barbarena for beating Sage, to the point where he literally matched him up against the most lethal prospect in the division?
>>67532064
I'm not an autist btw, my mom had me tested
>>67532098
DELET THIS
>>67532067
Doubt it. Dana probably thought Sage was better than he really was, and now thinks BamBam can hang with ranked guys.
>>67531285
to be honest you should just have updated the main card, picking 4 fights right isnt enough to win on a fight card like 198
>You now realize that Rockhold vs. Belfort 2 is ineviteable and it will headline a huge card this fall.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661340/frank-mir-reveals-b-sample-in-usada-drug-test-came-back-positive
JUST
>>67531285
die in a fire
>>67532499
>Rockhold vs. Belfort 2
fixed kick u say?
>>67532522
Calm down there lad, we're all friends here
>>67531899
Times change, sperglord
>>67531331
I can confirm he did
>>67531285
lmao you dont use a trip its your own damn fault
>>67532519
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661340/frank-mir-reveals-b-sample-in-usada-drug-test-came-back-positive
>m-muh tainted roo meat
>>67531285
you're too good fo us picksbro
we don't deserve you
>>67532547
You seem to take predictions pretty seriously, friend. You could always be the Jon Jones you want to see on the world, adopt a trip, and start taking picks next event
>>67532560
it's really the fault of the people who start making other sets of picks for no reason
>>67531770
>your boy can't be an asshole in real life dude
don't tell me who can or cant be my boy son
calm down before i heem every here
>>67532499
if victor heems crocodile which might happen the'll def set up that fight
>>67532584
yeah but that shit was bound to happen, using a trip from now on LITERALLY makes every other sperg's efforts useless
>>67531285
I would like to support you in your prediction tracking
do you have a Patreon?
>>67532568
kangeroos arent even farm animals I have no idea why he would even say such a thing
you can test positive from eating meat from mexico or china though, they feed their cows steroids
>>67532519
big news
>>67531919
>Conor needs his mystic gypsy tank re-filled
aka cutting 25lbs so he can be 10lbs heavier at the fight than his midget opponents. Nate desroyed him and RDA would destroy him too
Does Tim Kennedy have one of the GOAT walkouts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
>>67532612
>you can test positive from eating meat from mexico or china
Delusion, those are pure excuses and nothing else by juicers
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67532662
Get this man a fight already.
>>67532661
I wish we did see the RDA fight, I reckon it would have been a good fight with RDA likely mauling him after what we saw against Nate
>>67532582
I don't. Hence why I don't cry when I don't get attention for compiling picks
I have more important things to worry about
You really are unironically a faggot
>>67532679
if you say so it must be true
>>67531285
You're such a fucking homo holy shit
i hate predictioncuck
>>67532686
He wanted the Hall fight. Hall got upset at him for some reason and said that Kennedy should go and suck a dick and that he should wait for his time.
Kennedy should go and suck a dick
Kennedy should go and suck a dick
Kennedy should go and suck a dick
>>67532695
>Hence why I don't cry when I don't get attention for compiling picks
>I have more important things to worry about
I'm not predictioncuck, you just seem to have awfully strong opinions on things you claim you don't care about
I love predictioncuck and thank him for his service.
>>67532768
>guys i swear its not me
Faggotron to the max. Keep crying bitchboy
>>67530152
> ...pretends to retire ducking a USDA ban
no - that would be conor
Predictioncuck is a whiny little bitch who sucks at his job
So we making picks or what
Talk is cheap
>>67532759
shut up Uriah, I will grind you out to a controversial split decision
>>67532759
why is Hall such an emotional baby?
>>67532662
>mfw i see an argument over taking picks
>>67532857
Yes
Main Card:
Fabricio Werdum vs Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza vs Vitor Belfort
Cyborg vs Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves vs Bryan Barberena
>being from a country that is home to cheating fighters
feels good having the natty champs here.
Lose my number
>>67532915
Rampage says Bisping isn't natty
>>67532912
Fabricio
Alligator Man
Cyborg
Corey in tha House
Warlley
>>67532949
Who is this?
>>67532956
I'm Peter, why?
>>67532981
Peter
>>67532971
Oh fuck I laughed way more than I should've
>>67532912
Miocic
Souza
Smith
Anderson
Alves
>>67533029
stop posting these pics, i'm on nofap.
>>67532912
>Fabricio Werdum
>Jacare Souza
>Cyborg
>Corey Anderson
>Warlley Alves
>>67533051
Weirdo
>>67533051
How much time m8 ?
https://youtu.be/0Zd_804ztdA
>>67533051
Are you the psychopath that baked cupcakes for Rogan's kids without have ever actually meeting Rogan?
>>67533101
not actually on nofap
but 6 month noporn anniversary coming up
I bet there's an american samefag tryhard with 6 different bets
probably the guy that makes new cuck threads 35 posts too early
Thoughts on the MMA website bloodyelbow?
>>67533120
Found him
>>67531083
>>67533119
wow well done
Keep it up lad
>>67533119
What changes have you noticed
>>67533120
i have 8 so far
>>67533135
feels good, it used to be pretty bad. could never actually do nofap i think.
>>67533140
i did this long term and literally noticed nothing. months. nothing. it's a troll.
>>67533123
the only article I've ever read from them had belfort casually saying that his new mma contract felt like slavery, and then the comment section was a pool of social justice rage about muh slavery like it was an atrocity so great people shouldn't ever talk about it or something
>>67532881
no you won't
In other order of things, what is next for Tim?
>>67533140
not constantly sexually aroused by everything. not spending almost every night watching porn and edging for hours before bed. being able to have anything but tits and ass in my head. actually being able to focus on work for hours. much, much less anxiety around women, and less anxiety in general. i'm single but at least i'm not angry or frustrated about it anymore, and legitimately trying to turn things around instead of porn+"woe is me". i actually function in social situations with women now. also i have reached a stage where i don't actually want to watch porn.
>>67533197
There is a happy medium between beating off every day and never beating off at all. Like once a week or something, maybe spend a few hours one day looking for porn and don't beat off until the following day to prove you can control yourself?
>>67533197
you're so full of shit none of this happens
![Mark-Wahlberg-Pain-and-Gain-610x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kXDTxvt.jpg "Mark-Wahlberg-Pain-and-Gain-610x400[1]")
how would a prime Mark Wahlberg fare in mma?
>>67533247
stop posting this aquafresh
you guys are a bunch of losers.
Hey /heem/, you ever been knocked out?
No?
Would you like to be?
>>67533254
hello Yu Li
Werdum sucks Miocic is going to be the champion
>>67533256
Who is this fat misshapen horse faced zero?
>>67533232
why would i be full of shit?
i take it you're addicted to porn too? maybe trying to rationalize not trying to quit? it does m8. for me at least, maybe it's different for other people.
also i am much less aggressive now, even on 4chan.
>>67533247
He'd got popped for gas weeks before his fight
Little bitch would get fucked up by real mean like me if he ever made it past USADA
>>67533247
>tfw he's walking out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8
>>67533274
i'm half joking
i didn't fap for about 3 months and i literally didn't notice any change
i'm not you though maybe it actually had an effect on you how the hell do i know
>>67533274
Some dumb instagram whore
>>67533232
he isn't
fapping used to be an instant stress relief for me and like the norfag I also used to edge for hours, it can get to the point where it is pretty much like a drug numbing you down
>>67533288
is this how he became famous
>>67533230
for me, the best is to just masturbate when i feel like it. i used to do it every day even when i didn't really feel like it, by watching porn just to get in the mood. it was a habit. now it just sort of happens, and i don't waste hours every day doing it. also, might be a coincidence, but i now have much more powerful orgasms.
>>67533308
k
it did zero for me
i was never watching it for hours on end though in the first place
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>>67533316
Yes
Although he originally was "the little brother of the guy in New Kids From The Block"
>>67533322
jesus christ, not mentally healthy bro
>>67533291
well as i said i'm not on nofap, but noporn. i still fap, but not nearly as much as i used to. also i treat masturbation as lot differently now. now it's just a scratch i need to itch and then get over with, back then it was simply becasue i had to watch porn every day.
also all the fapping basically took over and completely drugged me, it was the only time i was happy. that's probably also why i did it so much and always felt like watching porn and fapping.
>>67533348
its amazing how fast your image can change
>>67533322
>i used to do it every day even when i didn't really feel like it, by watching porn just to get in the mood. it was a habit.
I was like that too around 17-18yo
It just passed desu
Now it's like twice a week
>>67533378
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>porn addiction is real
>>67532912
Weirdum
Jacare
Android
Rua
Alves
>>67533399
>adhd is real
>mirrors are real
Which one of you makes this thread every day?
>>67533369
>mentally healthy
i could start around 11pm to browse and find new porn scenes by my favorites (i had bookmarked dozens of girls and used several sites that indexes scenes), and search for new pornstars. then i'd browse around for "average" porn for a while just to get in the mood, and then go over to the "good stuff", and then in the end browse for "the perfect stuff" to cum to. then it could be around 2/3 am and i was done. sometimes i could even start over again and finish at 4/5 am. i mean that's about 5 hours of erection. i would always go "well now it's out of my system" but the next day i would most likely do the same again, becasue "why not, i'm a fucked up loser and the only think i have is porn".
no, not mentally healthy.
>Houstan Alexander is for real
>magnets are real
>>67533434
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MACHIDA ERA
>he rates BJJ
>mewvment is real
>>67533430
Do you get access to it in Norwegian prisons?
Why is Gambrants main eventing a card over Barao do you autists even like cody?
>Arianny fans are real
>Strategically Prepared Rothwell isn't the best HW
>>67533461
Because Barao got megacucked and is moving up a weight class
Almeida and Garbrandt are undefeated BW prospects and will be near the top of the most stacked division in the UFC for years
>>67533378
sorry to hear that. i hope you get your prostate checked regularly, sounds like your testes quit out on ya pretty early
>>67533455
yes, but only on dvds. no stream or bluray. i hear breivik is suing the government for not supplying higher quality porn.
>>67533502
hi megan, it's me, joseph, i'm sorry, i'm jealous of dominick every time you interview him so..
nevermind
>>67533520
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5lwHWcDbFQ
>Every single time a fighter/actor/athlete/musician has an interview with an even slightly attractive woman everyone always talks about how they fucked after or that she was in love with them. Please, shut the fuck up.
kek
>>67533501
why work when you can just go to a luxury resort for punching someone in the face?
>>67533546
>"Be as loud as you want"
Is it too early for a new thread?
>>67533469
disgusting
Is Schaub the C4C (chin 4 chin) best HW ever? i mean he was by far the most skilful HW in his prime but his chin regularly let him down in fights he dominated. If he had a better chin I honestly don't see anyone who could have beaten him.
>>67533622
Yes, dummy
>>67533469
how many times did he masturbate to that touch
>>67533469
Do you think there are obscure forums where those kind of people watch the fights and exclusively comment and criticize on the performance of the ring girls?
>>67533642
I do seriously think he would've been able to last longer if he didn't spar with Carwin
There was one story on Fight Companion where they said they would just unleash on each other in the last minute of sparring then throw up 5 minutes later and not even remember what they just did
>>67533652
somebody should just start doing that here
Is this legal?
https://youtu.be/FrsMbpt5ix0
>obscure forums
>>67533655
fuck off
>>67533673
felony fights?
>>67533673
if you have to ask no it's not legal
>>67533656
what a couple of fucking retards
>>67533469
how many times do you think he has shat on that shirt?
>>67533718
>what a couple of fucking retards
>I think I know more about MMA training than 2 professional MMA fighter
>>67533748
>I'm not an intellectual cuck, i'll just take a (potentially false) secondhand account of Shane "Bright as a a 10W lightbulb" Carwin and Brendan "Brendan Schaub" Schaub 'training" as a legitimate piece of advice
>>67533748
Schaub even said how stupid it was
>>67533794
He doesn't know what he is saying, he is brain damaged. Prime Schaub knew better.
>>67533784
>Shane "Bright as a a 10W lightbulb" Carwin
He is an engineer, so he is pretty smart
>Brendan "Brendan Schaub" Schaub
he has a successful podcast and is earning tons of money for doing what he loves.
>>67533673
based chicanos
whitecucks btfo
>>67533806
>That's the joke
Nothing will ever compensate for a man getting his shit tossed around on TV.
>>67533784
>Shane "Bright as a a 10W lightbulb" Carwin
He literally teaches STEM courses at a university in his spare time when he isn't earning $250k+/year as an engineer. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
>>67533810
This is Texas
This is redneck
This is lone star
This is wetback
I am
Texas
I am
Texas
This is Texas
This is badass
This is chain-gang
This is moustache
>>67533673
Lavar Johnson felony fights champion 2022
>>67533831
STEM is total bullshit
Im making more through my blog than any engineer, math guy, scientist, or whatever that I know
>>67533860
Good for you, Danielle
>>67533832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>67533899
delete this
>>67533899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8
>>67533892
Feeling southern today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbih0Loe5HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn4lJqbv7So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd_1uy8vsTs
>>67533899
>>67533860
post blog
>67533899
>so new to 4chins that he's scared of the party van
kek
New thread?
>>67534027
fuck off
NEW: >>67534043
>>67533958
this is not what southerners listen to
>>67534118
Dennis Siver vs George Sotiropoulos
