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last goof>>67515758
no news, no fights
no nothing
just the darkness
emptyness, just the void
nothing
shit thread 2bh lad
kill yourself
2nd for baba
6th for schaub
>>67524730
>>67524725
How is such a small man so intimidating?
>>67524742
vicious single leg
Still taking picks
I'll compile the ones from this thread in the morning
I goofed on the picture size
>>67524763
Fights btw are
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
Wouldst thou like to /heem/ deliciously?
OT: anyone think they can find a replacement hue for penn?
>>67524763
STIPE
VITOR
CYBORG
ANDERSON
ALVES
and Maia for the cheeky undercard pick
>>67524763
The line! What does the line mean!?
>>67524763
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Rua
Alves
anyone have the webm of rogaine where he gets super excited when one of the ring girls looks his way?
>>67524809
You'll find out soon enough
MCMEME VS MAYMONEY WHEN?
>>67524880
after the chinese take over UFC
>>67524763
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg via death
Anderson
Alves
jeff
>>67524763
Werdum
Vitor
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
new schaubwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2MKKRDT8R4
>>67524957
Why do you live in Bangladesh but have white skin?
>>67524957
So you're just running around picking up dogs now?
>>67524957
are they your puppers or strays bangbro
>>67524957
cute pupper
>>67524957
Very feminine hand
>>67524973
I'm not white, just less brown I guess
>>67524975
more or less
>>67524977
stray
>>67524981
thanks
>>67524985
thanks, I guess?
Is Fedor the GOAT?
>>67524998
>I'm not white, just less brown I guess
well you're definitely not argentinian, that's for sure
>>67525001
100 percent dude is a munster
>>67525007
>CRO CAN!
POST MEME MAN MEMES
>>67525018
funny thing is, he was actually good back then. and roided to the gills
>>67524763
Meme Man
Barfort
Cyberg
Corey Hart
Alvez
Hadnt been on heem since my blackphillip n pick posts for like 3 days or more. We collectively not giving (you)s anymore? Replying to eachother without (you)ing?
(You) are not getting any (You)s if that what's what (You)'re asking
yes lad, do not directly quote posts. people who still engage in post-quoting are just shaken over the sudden change to /heem/. they'll get over it and adapt but it's important we remain steadfast in our beliefs and be supportive of those who are having trouble getting used to neo-/heem/.
>>67524973
>he actually believed the /pol/paganda
KEK
>>67525001
Yes.
>>67525036
MMA is the only sport where the GOAT actually has so many detractors because of the financial interests of a bunch of Brazilian Jews.
>>67524773
:(
seems like he has a really tough life
So what's happening with the Anderson Silva vs. Hall match now that Anderson pulled out with injury?
>>67525123
thanks for pointing it out, didn't click on it.
I'm going to watch that every time I feel sorry for my stupid ass.
>>67525033
It infuriates me wkenever he does that pathetic meme face and the thought of him using it do often as some noteworthy personal trait
>>67525131
Hall didn't get anyone else, he is off the card.
>>67525144
>using it do often as some noteworthy personal trait
I don't think he ever meant for it to be anything more than a stupid face he shared with friends and family, people just ran with it
meme ti mater
@67525144
>hating Werdum-face
You're just mad you come from a literal who 3rd world country with no good fighter like Werdum
>lithcuck hates le fabricioface
be very careful
>>67525007
This pic gives me MORE respect for Fedor, if anything. I forgot that he beat Semmy Schilt and Heath Herring and Renato Sobral.
MORE LE WERDUM FACE
>>67524763
>Miocic via can of whoop ass
>Belfort via Jacare braking
>Cyborg via execution
>Shogun via luck
>Alves via muh Brazilian peoples energy
>>67525114
Actual fighter detected.
>>67525007
Me, when somebody defames Fedor the GOAT
>>67525144
it's funny desu
>I evalurate Fedora
>>67525241
Can anything stop him??
>>67525253
/r/ing the picture of Cain holding a jar of Pace salsa.
>>67525256
this one?
>>67525241
little does he know he's managed to completely wet her pussy
>>67525241
So this is how manlets gets pussy? intriguing
>>67524959
I didn't like rogan watch (a lot of it was forced) but these are hilarious
>>67525297
you think so? idk man
>>67524763
Werdum
>implying Vitor can lose in Brazil
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67524763
>Stone Cold
>ViTrT
>Cyborg
>Mr.Anderson
>Bam Bam
>>67525352
>>Stone Cold
...Stipe Austin?
????
>>67525256
>Push the pace, with Pace salsa.
Missed opportunity if you ask me senpai.
>>67525354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjel2Vrz8VM
Cole Miller is going to absolutely tool BJ Penn. Miller IMO is one of the most underrated fighters in the entire UFC and has been that underrated since before the last time BJ Penn was relevant.
2nd round SUBMISSION after a 10-8 first round.
>>67525358
kek thanks
>>67525358
>>67525256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uub_Oqwefwc
>>67525366
>Fabio
i just rewatched gus vs rumble
watching gus' head whiplash one the ground is pretty brutal
i don't think he will ever be the same
>>67525425
Definitely. He is done as a title contender.
Joanna is ronda bis. Claudia will win.
Tuf is kinda boring tho.
If you have self respect, you'll watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOxUiN72ywA&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE&index=37
What's your excuse, /heem/?
>>67525445
Funny thing is that in post-show interviews, JJ will cry about how they edited the footage to make her look like the bad guy. And it is pretty boring. Just care about the boring fights though. Tonight's was extremely boring.
>>67525461
Post pictures of Swole-Buff Ronda
why is legs on fight pass instead of the main card?
>aldo is going to destroy conor!
>>67525505
what is this, a meme for ants?
>>67525375
Not happening. Even at this point in his career Miller is leagues below Penn.
I also don't believe he's overrated seeing as he has a decent fanbase. People actually picked him over McGregor before his thumb injury forced him out
>>67525450
>>>>"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS""""
>>67525504
asking the same question with a different picture
>>67525513
for mendes
>>67525425
johnson and dc must be regretting not fighting jones at 197 now, both would have beat him imo
>>67525450
>What's your excuse, /heem/?
I'm fat and lazy
Does Andrew Sanchez remind anyone of Ryan Hall?
>there are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW who didn't watch penne vs. waterson
>>67525504
>tfw she was my first Invictafu and will see her live at UFC 199 with my wife by my side
>why is legs on fight pass instead of the main card?
you can really tell what the UFC thinks of former title "challengers" in a weak division when they bury them in the undercards.
Just finished season 2 of The Reem. He got busted for elevated testosterone levels in the season finale. Next episode should be good.
>>67525538
Body of a goddess, face of a filthy jew.
>>67525375
I wouldn't bet on it... I get the feeling this might end up being one of those Tito v Bader sort of fights. There are greater forces at work than just two men in the cage.
Still taking picks.
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
>>67525375
I respect Cole Miller's talent but honestly, who wouldn't tool BJ at this point?
>>67524763
^^^^^^^
real predictions guy
>>67525704
Usually there's a brit that submits picks with chinami smile happy.gif in the first column - I wonder what happened. Rest in piece.
>>67525581
yes they both have the autist eyes
the wizard is my nigga though
thank you for your service
>>67525727
WHITE
BUNDA
U
N
D
A
Give me chills like video related, /heem/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40BFJFmT9Pc
>>67525848
here's another.
probably the most important one in recent /heem/ history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuwpKWmMbIk
>>67525848
>>67525898
>once in a lifetime.
b a s e d n a t h a n
>>67525907
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4bIxdBcFM
>>67525524
is this real?
>>67525927
yeah that's his real youtube account, legit nicks comment lol
years of vids and stuff on it
>>67525848
daniel kelly stopping goof face was fucking awesome.
if you don't have fightpass:
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Daniel_Kelly_vs_Antonio_Carlos_Junior_UFC_Fight_Night_85_Part_3/10124932
>>67525927
nate also has a youtube account with a bunch of random uploads including some cool clips with him and his gf in hawaii
i found it after he commented on a fox video of him leaving an interview explaining what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsZsJAYKoU
it's like 10 comments down
>>67525927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAvHwf7Qrf0
heres the snes video, his comment is the very first one
So with the new Flyweight TUF, will we finally get a fighter who can beat MM?
If the UFC opens up the house to fighters from other orgs like Bibulatov and Akhmetov, I think we could actually get a very interesting season despite MM starching the coaches already
If anything I hope we'll get more eyes on the flyweight division; it's such a good division but MM's dominance makes people dismiss it as shallow when its' anything but
and why act like a hi payed professional athlete when treated like a benched semi pro ?
>>67525971
>you'll never blaze it up with Nick and look up Youtube videos about the shit you were into when you were 10
>>67525988
If they reach out far and wide, sure.
If they cheap out, it's gonna be Tim Elliot doing his stupid awkward fighting style right to the shitle tot.
>>67524763
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>Uriah Hall : "Tim Kennedy can eat a dick"
kek
Srsly, great guy
>>67525988
The problem with FLW has nothing to do with the fighters themselves, it's that the fights are usually shit and the division has the lowest finishing rate in the UFC including the women.
There's also the fact that it's populated with abnormally small men and was only created because other organisations had fighters to market using it.
I could heem any of you guys
any
n
y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICUX2TH10l8
>Nate Diaz recorded and commentated a bunch of kids fighting out the front of Whole Foods in 2011
>>67525971
Sometimes I convince myself that Nick Diaz is really intelligent and is operating on a level most of us can never hope to achieve, and then I see this shit and realise that he is just a dumb cunt that can fight
>>67526054
yeh this one is quality, ufc fighter egging on teens outside whole foods
>>67526050
You can't even pass guard!
>>67526036
seriously fuck tim kennedy, if he's so eager to fight than sign to fight someone, otherwise shut up and go away
Anyone else hate Jose Aldo?
@67526078
no
>>67526054
>Whole Foods
At least they have money for health insurance
>>67526054
>hit him. you got socked
>ah he's a bitch
If I could pick one UFC fighter to have end up dead tomorrow, it'd be Jose Aldo or Kevin Casey.
67526114
despicable
>>67526110
this mans jitz is crazy
>>67525971
lads, nick is subscribed and/or featuring some interesting channels on his page
>lacey green
>alex "muh documents" jones
>hollywood life(looks like some tmz tier gay shit)
>vegan gains
>some cover singer called hannah emerson
>scienceatNASA
>bigthink(it has kaku and bowtie man, pretty interesting shit)
>dailytoke(not shitting you)
he probably gets high and binges on this shit given the types of channels...
and ofcourse, the fucking goat. pic related
>>67526128
can't believe he's subbed to durian that's hilarious
have you seen the video of nick taking a bong hit on a conference call and then practising his nunchucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZkq5OIJxg
>>67526054
>>67526112
kek
this is a meme mine lads
>>67526152
i thought this was a pretty nice bideo of nathan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9CbGxFNNT4
>>67526077
I like how he said he could toy and then eventually sub Chael and make it an """entertaining fight."""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaRNrYFS2Sk
>you'll never do sprints with nate and the homies in nature
>>67526143
saw it a couple of days ago, based diaz bros
>>67526179
>ywn get paid to heem roided goofs then go on a cruise with your qt gf
>>67526256
feels bad omanbro...
what is your country like?
>>67526258
maashallah
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFTCeKNv_Ba/
Rampage providing some spicy new memes
>>67526258
Is this what love feels like?
Im literally going to masturbate during her next fight
>>67526258
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Is she just baiting and nothing else?
>>67526267
hot. pretty boring especially that i don't know how to drive... whats aussieland like?
>>67526296
pretty much the same with a fuck load of asians. Philippinos and Chinese so not even the good asians either
lot of drug and alcohol use too, not many mma fans outside of conorfags and stuff
>>67526310
hey atleast you have some mma fans. its just bandwagon barca and madrid fags here... i literally know a guy who cheers for juve, madrid, and man u
>during her next fight
You really expect her to fight again? If she can get any kind of well paid acting role she is out the door
>>67526325
I think she loves fighting more than you give her credit for. She's got at least one more fight in her.
>>67526321
>juve, madrid, and man u
fucking disgusting
>>67526325
>If she can get any kind of well paid acting role she is out the door
Why does everyone keeps saying that ?
I don't get it
Because she's pretty, fighting absolutely CAN'T be what she wants to do ?
@67526332
It's just jealousy of PVZ desu
You don't think Ronda as a lifelong Judo practitioner didn't love fighting? Where is she now? She's missing potentially the biggest UFC show and filming a movie instead.
>>67526352
>You don't think Ronda as a lifelong Judo practitioner didn't love fighting?
I honestly don't
All her life she was pushed by her mother, she doesn't even know how to handle defeat.
Ronda loves winning and being famous, fighting was just the way to get to that.
PvZ legit loves it.
>>67526366
>PvZ legit loves it.
>
>PvZ legit loves it.
>>67526110
could chael have scooped his other arm under demons leg and ended in guard instead of a triangle choke?
>>67526392
No because Maia had control of his other arm
>>67526397
wasn't that chael controling it scared of armbar or other submission? he was the one to grab it initially
>>67526402
Nope Maia has his arm wrapped so that he cant pull it out
>>67526294
i'm baiting to her right now.
>>67526416
haha nice
>>67526410
talking other arm, chaels left, the one grabbing at demons right wrist. he ended with his right and head in demon triangle, but could he have shoved his left through demons crotch instead as he hipped over to end in guard (both arms and head between legs).. i just wonder how he could have avoided this
So UFC 198 will be commentated by Stann and Goldie, I'd rather have Stann and Gooden
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730455644160020480
>>67526428
however maybe this just ends with him mounted and it was demon allowing that hip turn over because he knew chael was gonna get locked in
>Anon: I think you broke and threw the fight.
>Belfort: You think I broke? *SLAP* You think I threw the fight? *SLAP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
When will something like video related happen to someone?
>inb4 Rampage did it to Ariel already
>>67526416
hehe
>>67526440
why is rogan not on?
>>67526440
i'd prefer rogaine over these chumps anyday
>>67526428
>>67526446
i want answers.
>>67526440
i want dan hardy and frank mir
>>67526478
Mir is on suspension for using the gas
>rooting for Damian HGH Maia
>>67526440
at least no Anik.
>>67526458
>why is rogan not on?
He's scared of the diseases in Brazil
>>67526500
>rooting for Damian Lay&Pray Maia
Great OP
Who CLAUDIA here?
@67526525
who photoshopped her mole out?
>>67526258
That first comment. Be careful, paige.
am I the only man on earth that hates it when women cover 100% of their face in foundation makeup?
it looks like fucking shit boys holy
no one, her hair is hiding it
Anyone hate Rogan?
>>67526539
if they have to wear makeup they're to old
>>67526525
looks photoshopped.
>>67526539
some people just aren't as autistic to care enough, bud
>>67526440
is it because cyborg is still salty?
>>67526458
Rogan refuses to fly over the Bermuda Triangle.
>>67526525
natty GOAT
>>67526539
Count me in. #RealMenHateOverdoneMakeup
>>67526589
Now imagine how huge she'd get if she used PEDs (which she never has)
>>67526589
pump, lighting, hard work, angle, legal supplementation, photoshop etc.
>>67526458
he wants to be home for his daughter's birthday
>>67526572
>Maya
Did he get that name while tripping on le sacred plant?
>>67526589
side effects of her hormone replacement therapy.
>>67526572
be careful
>>67526589
she looked really feminine on TUF, it's either her off cycle or lots of make up
>>67526584
this is probably true.
>>67526683
what'd you google to find this shit pic?
>>67526703
>You know you're using it.
>>67526516
slowly phasing him out.
>>67526696
Ava is still hot without make up. Natural slutty mouth.
>>67526711
literal child abuse
Who gives a fuck who is on commentary? Schaub is having rogan onto the JRE this Saturday to do a schaubcast fight companion. Based Big Brown comes thru again.
>>67526696
that weathered hag is actually pretty without makeup most adult females aren't
>>67526732
>>67526711
i like this one
>oliver
>>67526742
lol
>>67526711
he looks comfy af
>>67526788
I've never felt this way about a fighter before
I like her but also strongly dislike her
I tried so hard
And got so far
>>67526806
BUT
BUT
BUT SHE WANTS TO DO MOVIES
>>67526799
>I've never felt this way about a fighter before
I like her but also strongly dislike her
>>67526823
and tim kennedy said he wanted to fight uriah hall on four days notice. stop being such a mark.
>>67526823
she better do movies she fucking stinks
she's 22 and rose is 23 and she makes rose look like *insert your GOAT here*
paige fucking stinks at fighting
>that feel when saturday is the best card of the year
Why are all the best fighters psychopaths/sociopaths? GSP, Bones, Fedor..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BT1zrUnuKw
>>67526838
who is your favorite prospect?
>>67526835
A girl that can just ruthlessly beat the shit out of me is so hot.
>>67526742
>conor will heem nate this time
>>67526861
how is GSP or fedor a psycho? i agree with Jones being a psycho though.
>>67526831
do you? me too anon
>conor will sub nate this time
>>67526880
>conor will heem nate this time
realy that Stipe Miocis fails drug-test?
>>67526906
slow your roll
most convicted felons in the USA don't meet the criteria for psychopathy
jon is a good boy
>>67525704
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>>67526933
SOURCE?
Pray for Wanderlei, /heem/
He was hit by a car
>>67526959
source?
>>67526906
What excites GSP? 'A woman of course, dinosaurs, and the violence of the Octagon'
mental disorders everywhere
>>67526959
they should have an animal crossing sign up
>>67526967
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/12/11661060/wanderlei-silva-shoulder-surgery-after-being-hit-by-car-mma-news
Luckily it wasn't life-threatening
>>67526967
>>67526959
ha! holy shit i thought he was joking.
>>67526865
Out of the fighters on the card, or everyone?
on this card, Santos is my boy
prostpectboys include Thomas Almeida and Tommy Bree
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSeI_Wihhq/
imagine if conny mcmeme submitted nate in the rematch... id scream louder than when he KO'd aldo
>>67526990
>ywn catch a whiff of that ass when you're rolling with her
>>67527001
>canor mcmeme ever subbing anyone
>>67524763
Werdum
Belfort
Smith
Shogun
Alves
Well I do not take pleasure in /heem/ anymore. I think it is time for me to leave. At least for few weeks.
Time to live my life.
Bye.
>>67527000
too slow
>>67527001
>connor submitting diaz
>>67527033
see you on saturday, pierre
>>67527017
well his jitsu was nice vs nate (before the near tkoing) and he's submitted someone before. im sure he's working on it a lot too with gunni and what not.
He could even come back and become a ground fighter. Heavy training was why he didn't even want to do press conferences...
>>67527033
>france surrendering
>>67527033
Pierre or Cheick?
>>67527000
weidman has a big fucking noggin compared to his body
who /largeheadtobodyratio/ here? kinda sucks looking weird sometimes
>>67527033
see ya tomorrow cheick
>>67527033
>pierre once more BTFO
I guess you just can't break the pattern
>>67527055
What american TV show is this from?
>>67527070
but he has to weight cut what's your excuse
>>67527095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EONlRn6iwjg
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>67527033
see you soon, frenchbro. Don't miss the next card.
>>67527123
ha dana doesn't want joanna FOR FREE
>>67527033
pierre finally btfo for good
cya cunto
>>67527123
>ywn have your advances turned down
>>67527147
Joanna saw that.
>>67527033
bye francis, see you soon
Frenchie btfo
>>67526970
acknowledging ones mental illnesses is actually a sign of greater intelligence, believe it or not
>>67527147
>>67527155
>tfw no dana bf
>>67527184
poor jej
>>67527123
joanna envious as fuck
>>67527184
>h-he just did it because i have a boyfriend and she doesn't
>der is no more nice goanna joo kno?
>>67524763
VerDOOM
Jacare
Transborg
Unfortunately Rua cuz hue
Alves in the who gives a fuck fight
>>67527244
>Alves in the who gives a fuck fight
casual detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs
how many times have you jacked it to this? being cucked by a lesbian recently i'm so into this and lost count... think i might be developing a sexual disorder.
Why does Christina still have so much muscle? Do steroids cause permanent changes to muscles?
>>67527261
>Bongcuckistan
>>67525241
>she realizes her attacks are pointless at the end
Dude is fucking her as we speak
Is Andrew Sanchez gonna fuck Amanda Cooper?
>>67525727
Punches are awful but honestly those kicks are better than 70% of kicks ive seen in wmma
>>67527339
what is this hambeast doing at a ufc event?
you can't tell me she enjoys the sport
>>67527339
Weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/12/11661090/source-ufc-targetting-bisping-vs-whittaker-for-november-news-melbourne-australia-mma
>>67527033
I know that feel. I rarely come anymore. Just too much shit to do.
Lets take a minute and shout out Chad Money Mendes for stepping up and saving the best card of all time on 2 weeks notice. It brings a tear to my eye seeing him walk out to his country music representing making it to the grand stage from the backwoods. He is STILL my boy.
Also, fuck Edgar.
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
Frankie accepted the fight also, Conor chose Chad because he knew he was out of shape.
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67527447
I don't know that feel.
>>67527450
who is chad gonna fight next? boi needs to get back to winning
When does Machida's ban expire and who should fight next?
>>67524763
just fuck my predictions layout up senpai
where's picksbro?
>>67527524
>Lyoto Machida.jpg
>>67524763
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
And Maia
>picksbro
Let's end this meme. if he wants a nickname we can call him pickscuck.
>>67527459
>>67527477
you deserve you's for persistently proxying and changing your pasta each time
So if all fighters at UFC 200 have to comply with the new weigh in rules....
Aldo is fucked, right? He can't weigh more than 156.6lbs for the entire week prior to the fight, it's monitored regularly, and I'm pretty sure he's always cut more weight than that.
>>67527411
this and gegard/anderson are the middleweight fights i wanna see
Bisping is 27 - 7 and out of them 7 losses 4 of them we're on steroids and also the loss to Rashad Evans he actually won that fight. In reality he should be 32 - 2.
>>67527605
lol who are you loser just a begrudger conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem
conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now
conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular
fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let
them fight asshole
>>67527524
my sides
>TUF
>Benavidez vs Cejudo
>>67527641
TUF: Manlet edition.
10 hours until the playoffs come on
what are you guys watching until then?
mma vivisection should be live in a couple hours i can't think of anything else
>playoffs
I don't watch fag sports sorry bud
>>67527608
Confirmed natuaral (pre-cutting) weights:
Aldo - 172-176lbs
McGregor - 176-182lbs
MacDonald - 190-196lbs
Nick Diaz - 190lbs
Nate Diaz - 178 - 183lbs
>Frankie Edgar - 158lbs
Worth it?
For the record, I own the first game and my main worry is this won't be all that much better
>little nog will be heemed in 2 days
Feels good
>>67527685
I had the same concern, bought it and have fun playing it daily. Had it since the week of launch and still see myself having a LOT of regular play time before it gets stale.
It's not perfect, but it's a good game and it's worth it., especially at £35
If you buy it, add me on PSN: AldosRib
>>67527685
don't
the ground game is slightly improved but the striking is basically the same
>>67527670
westbrook is playing, if he started training MMA at 15 there's zero chance he wouldn't be middleweight champ right now
basketball is the only other sport i like, i hate football/soccer/baseball etc.
>>67527685
don't
The striking is extremely exploitable, namely body-kicks. Not as good as the first game.
>>67527633
didn't think you actually replied to people, thought it was just a one time shit post then you go back into a cave for a few days
another paragraph that nobody will read pls
>>67527674
this is bullshit
>>67527752
What part is bullshit?
>>67527657
should be right up your alley lad
>>67527674
rory walks at 200-205 and gets up to 210 sometimes
he talked about it on jre
>>67527184
thats what she gets for going full chong lee
what a bitch
>>67527674
>McGregor - 176-182lbs
I beg you stop posting cuz
>>67527762
Since the IV Ban he's had to make adjustments, he said so in an interview with Ariel that he now walks around as low as 190lbs
>>67527785
okay nice, that jre was like 2012 i guess
This is a pretty good card
>>67527761
All of it lol
Jose Aldo does not cut down from 176lbs lmao jesus christ are you dumb
and McGregor didn't even cut for his fight vs Nate and neither did Nate and they were both sub-170
>>67527784
https://www.instagram.com/p/eK1fFlrzsU/
>>67527794
yes lad my man masvidal fighting, and aljamain/caraway is a banger
>>67527794
I like cody, but those tattoos make me cringe.
>>67527794
You know it's a good card when literally every main card fight has the potential to be spicy
>>67526045
>it's that the fights are usually shit
It's you.
>>67527824
They make PVZ wet
>>67527801
Not sure if you're trolling or if you're just a causal.
Nate was sick and Conor had been preparing for 155lbs.
The fight happened on a weeks notice.
>>67527824
Same here
I want to hate him because of these shitty tattoos,but I can't really
>>67527794
Spicy card.
Will Miesha be in Caraway's corner? Also, I find it funny when you try to renegotiate your contract with the UFC and the UFC puts you on early prelims. I'm talking about Sterling.
is nick on the gas /heem/? either that or he's been drinking a fuckton of real oj
>>67527824
that's how you get to kiss paigd bangbro
>>67527840
you're stupid as well as ignorant
great combo
>>67527853
gassed to the gills
>>67527794
>Cody Garbrandt
>TKO 88%
>DEC 13%
>101%
>>67527840
>nate was sick
I thought he was training for a triathlon?
>>67527892
They add 1% if you've banged PVZ
throw it baby
throw it
>>67527853
my boys
Who would win in an unsanctioned MMA fight between Moot and Jackie 4Chan?
>>67527911
kek
Reminder that there is good value on every Brazilian on the card.
>>67527906
>>67527840
>Nate was training for a triathalon
I thought he was straight fatboy off the beach of Cabo?
>>67527892
looks like they rounded up from 12.5 and 87.5 to 13 and 88. the ufc does not care for decimals.
>>67527936
lmao what? is this a joke
Good value on Warrley at fucking -550? Come the fuck on, I mean he's going to win but that's not good value at all
Good value on Shogun at +190? It's cheeky and it might be half decent but I do believe he is going to lose.
Good value on Cyborg at -1200? Um no
Little Nog at +190 is probably the best value on the entire card and that's really, really bad
>>67527906
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/8/11177914/video-nate-diaz-wasnt-training-for-a-triathlon-before-ufc-196-he-was
>"The good thing was I got sick in Mexico. I didn't eat for like three days from drinking the water or something and I was like all jacked up
http://www.givemesport.com/725402-nate-diaz-reveals-sickness-helped-him-make-weight-for-mcgregor-ufc-196-fight
>>67527988
where did I even get that triathlon meme?
>>67528000
Dana announced it as being official lol
>>67528000
dana and casuals
>>67527710
>>67527718
>>67527731
well now i'm fucking torn.
>>67528000
Rogan/Dana said that for some reason.
Probably because conor was expected to walk through nate and they wanted some sort of justification for Diaz not having a camp.
>>67528000
dana and rogaine where saying that, either they were bullshiting or nate lied to them to make sure he gets the fight. either seems likely
>>67528018
It's fucking way better than the first game and the skill ceiling is a lot higher this time around.
If you fight somebody who doesn't try to exploit you on the ground, it's a blast. I'd be willing to bet you'd enjoy it and not regret it, at the very least.
If you're a fight fan, that is.
>>67528018
I did the same thing, posted here before I got it, got the same responses.
Honestly, it's much better than the first one and I paid £55. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I mean, I had a million complaints about the first one, and only minor complaints about this one - mainly to do with reach advantage, but it's still nothing too big and in a way makes it somewhat realistic.
My main complaint for UFC 2 is the graphics on Nick Diaz' face... so that should tell you something.
>>67528018
well if you want to just do body-kicks and nothing else online, or if you're not interested in online play at all, then get it
>>67528018
it's pretty good, why don't you just rent it and see for yourself?
>>67528045
My main complete is that Ultimate Team is complete garbage and that Career has the exact same problems as the first game.
>train takedown defense
>need to get a certain number in 60 seconds
>AI opponent doesn't do takedowns.
Sweet.
>>67528061
>why don't you just rent it
Ahh, the good old days.
>get A+ on test
>dad is proud of me
>tell him I worked really hard on it
>he decides to reward me with rented video game
>jokes on him I'm just naturally smart and didn't even study
>>67528061
wtf? people still rent videogames?
>>67528065
Just get in range for them to do it, and block it, simple.
I got an A for every training sim, on Hard, with very little effort. The only one that was challenging was submission defense, but they're patching that soon to make it less difficult.
>>67528074
haha you rused him
>>67528099
you can rent them online anon. some shops still do that too
>>67528099
Who rents any form of media anymore?
>I think Matt Brown will heem Demian Maia
>>67528164
You've never heard of redbox? You must live in a really poor neighborhood.
>>67528182
I like the /immortal/
>>67528100
Buddy you can effectively defend every single takedown the AI attempts and still not get an A rating simply due to the AI not attempting enough takedowns.
>>67528164
netflix, hulu, fightpass etc.
>>67527658
I'm watching the dp show until I finish my coffee and then it's off to home depot and then the job site.
Fuck, there is a Roberto Duran biopic set to release in august and that is gonna be shown at Cannes
You guys heard of it ?
>>67528182
>>67528192
Me too.
Heroin couldn't beat him, I don't see how Demian would.
Matt > heroin > Maia
>>67528202
Not once you know what you're doing. If you're in range, the AI will attempt takedowns every two seconds.
The only games I can't figure out before already having them maxed are heavy strikes.
I only started watching TUF with conor's season, is it always this cringe?
>>67528263
Oh yeah
>>67528263
Every single american reality show is cringy.
>>67528263
Yes. There's always a couple goofs that care more about being the "funny guy on TV" than training and winning fights.
>>67528283
This
>>67527853
hes small af though only his core looks big
>>67528235
>Not once you know what you're doing. If you're in range, the AI will attempt takedowns every two seconds.
No they don't man. I'm telling you that I can literally walk into the AI's face and he won't attempt enough takedowns to get an A rating. He stops attempting them for long periods of time.
>The only games I can't figure out before already having them maxed are heavy strikes.
Protip: Max speed first
Speed is the easiest stat to crank early on because you can put it on Hard and get A rank the very first time
>>67528287
Literally who gives a fuck about any of the stuff that isn't fights or sparring
>>67528309
>I'm telling you that I can literally walk into the AI's face and he won't attempt enough takedowns to get an A rating.
You're too close. You want to be at the edge of jab range.
>Protip: Max speed first
I can A rank every minigame from nothing except for heavy strikes, I know this.
>>67528203
netflix, hulu and other streamsites are region locked so the catalog is very poor.
I would love to have FightPass but don't work in Perú =(
I just torrent everything
I'm enjoying a late breakfast of cookies and milk
>>67528283
False.
>>67528335
Casuals.
>>67528346
>fightpass not in peru
why? we have it here. seems pretty stupid of them desu
>>67528386
Name one that isn't
>>67528414
Barnwood Builders
>>67528414
Easy.
Pilot: https://youtu.be/MbBD7gmpDCQ
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/_9bPA38TaJ0
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/rOY7LC0FZLA
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/oY407ELlRjQ
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/qek0znBU5Is
>>67528342
You can't A rank heavy without having more speed
And I don't know what you don't understand about the AI not attempting takedowns no matter what but whatever believe whatever you want bud
>>67528435
based
>>67528419
>>67528433
>>67528450
>>67528464
what did he mean by this?
>>67528479
He's an autistic child
Is it too early for a new thread?
Do you hank hoyce?
Could he have success in the modern UFC?
>>67528561
Help fill this one
New thread
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
Anybody else pretty fucking bummed about Silva pulling out of the fight?
Not just because it would've been fun to see him fight Hall, but just bummed in general about how his career is ending up. I really hope he can come back, win a fight, and just retire. So at least he'll go out on a high note and not on a 0-3 (1NC) four-fight streak. If his career ends with him """"losing"""" to Bisping, I'm gonna be sad as fuck.
"It is what it is is"
>>67528571
Fuck hoyce
He got rekt by both Hughes and Saku.
>"Gracie tested positive for anabolic steroids after rematch against Sakuraba. The judges decision was not overturned (because muh ufc founding father credentials bullshit)"
>>67528600
I'm more bummed about Hall not fighting, was looking forward to see him fight.
>>67525241
>The day Cody Pfister realized his true calling
Could Conor beat Floyd in a boxing match if they were wearing mma gloves?
>>67528651
>implying Cody "The Sister Fister" Pfister couldn't heem every here
>>67528660
Could you play tennis if you were wearing football shoes?
>>67528660
Floyd wouldn't get touch in a boxing match, so no.
Why are you guys posting in the dead thread still?
Where would Schaub rank in the post USADA era?
>>67528730
He wouldn't, his chin and intellect are gone after getting Rothwell'd.
rewatching the mcgoober diaz fight, i don't think mcgregor actually got rocked by that 1-2, his legs weren't really wobbly, he was just moving slow as he had been before because he had no energy left.
not saying this as a cop out but i do think it changes the way i view how the fight went down
>>67528730
Who would win a hypothetical Rothwell vs Arlovski matchup?
I would pick Rothwell based on his chin and counterpunching ability.
>>67528730
>Cain still #1 contender
literally why
>>67528765
rothwell, not even a contest, arlovski got a glass chin and goes for the knock out, perect winn for rothwell and his good chin.
>>67528730
13 p4p (bump dillashit and Cain out of there)
1 LHW don't know if he could beat JBJ though
1 HW but don't know if he could beat Werdum
>>67527512
Dennis B v Mendes would be spicy
>>67527512
Artem
>>67528730
>hunt 8
??
>>67528730
nowhere because he is retired
>>67529078
He is still on the UFC website
>>67528866
Artem could actually heem his glass jaw
Damn they are really trying to catch my girl baka
Be 100 with me. Realistically how badly would Beetlejuice? It's just whenever I see someone mention Beetle around Baba I see his eyes light up with fear. Koksal Baba is a sacrificial lamb for blood deity Beetlejuice.
>>67529300
Both would get heemed by crazy locs
https://youtu.be/xHMGoR29JPk
Mma beat will be live any second
https://youtu.be/SvxoWghi9GQ
>>67524763
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Rua
Alves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
>>67529300
Baba's more aggressive, Beetlejuice won't have an answer to Baba's pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLPPAvcuHU
>>67529330
What the fuck? Is this a troll?
>>67529397
Based Steve. Always telling it like it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
Taught Jones,Anderson,and Lyoto all that cool effective shit too.
>Luke Thomas holding another 5 minute monologue
>>67524763
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
BEASTIN 25/8
Alves
>>67529210
>Será que a bonita tá sendo testada também?
jesus christ, I need to see the Claudia-JJ sex tape
>>67529435
>"all my friends from the Marines are Trump supporters, but after talking with my wife and hearing what he said about immigrants,she is Colombiana by the way and hearing what he said about Latinos and specifically my wife's son I had to go to the shed and make a special episode of Promotional Malpractice for Wednesday. #TeamHillary"
lmao 50 posts to go and everyone has already migrated to the "new" thread
>>67529542
The only thing more autistic than making a new thread dozens of posts early is people actually flocking their to post
/heem/ sure has been autistic lately
>>67529542
it's the goof who made this thread's fault for not having everyone migrate to that other thread in the first place
>>67529563
Eh I dunno. It's funny when the sperg makes a thread and people ignore it entirely and make new ones on their own lol
>>67524763
Miocic
Souza
Cybor
Anderson
Alves
>>67524763
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
let's heem this thread
everyone post something from their heem folder
>>67524763
Stipe
Vitor
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves
>>67524763
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Rua
Alves
>>67529563
call me madman, but i created a thread the other day and everybody migrated to it without even telling them to do so
spain still relevant worldwide
feels good
>>67529680
it was random I swear
>>67529680
You don't get to call timeout.
lol when this thread is done let's make a new one and use it instead
>>67524763
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67524763
Werdum by r2 sub
Souza by r2 sub
Cyborg by r1 KO
Anderson by cucking
Alves by total destruction
>>67529782
Stfu pussy everybody is already in the new thread
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67529759
"The Natural"
>>67529802
We have to heem this one
>>67529802
>no posts for more than five minutes
lmao kid yourself bud but you're not kidding this cat
>>67529802
I'm posting in both, just like I make multiple prediction sets.
Anyone watching The MMA Beat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvxoWghi9GQ
>>67529825
Your just mad you got pranked in the other thread
>>67529837
I think you're mad that you're the only one in there lmao
>>67529831
nah the mma vivisection is live and zane and connor actually know about mma, the mma beat is The View
>>67529847
Everybody is in here lmao
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
It is the official current thread
>>67529346
>luke going full autistic sperg and getting btfo
lovely
>>67529828
KenFlo's babe is a legit 10/10
atta boy Kenny
>>67529854
You're missing Luke sperging out pretty hard.
>10 people average for each PPV buy
That's bullshit.
Luke is about to heem every there
8 OR 9 BUDDIES GOD DAMNIT
who are these new posters?
where did they come from?
what do they want from us?
>>67527127
I could heem you even though you have an iron peasant chin
>>67529891
Not sure
In bars there a way more than 10 people
And there are probably not a lot of people watching alone. At least 2 or 3 for most of it.
>>67529904
/heem/ has had over or around 100 unique IPs for a while lad, at least once events start getting closer
>>67529916
ya and those bars pay a lot of money for the PPVs
>>67529916
>In bars there a way more than 10 people
bars can't just buy a ppv though (at least, not without getting sued by the ufc)
>>67529210
Is she holding her piss?
>>67529904
>>67529904
there's a couple basketball americans that post from their phone constantly
if you see the sperg make a new thread he will self bump his own thread with the same pics and the poster count will go up
For example, it's quite obvious the posters after this post have already posted in the thread, and yet the poster count went up, again
>>67529932
It was in the 80s just a couple months ago
>Canada still butthurt everyone is using my thread
>>67529972
Ur thread sucks its called the gas not the juice you fucking dumb cunt
>>67529952
Mmmmm
>>67529988
Ur having juice rage
New
>>67515779
>>67530018
Lmao bud youre literally the only one posting there
>>67530035
Yeah me and your mom are in there while ur alone in here faggot
>>67529957
But there have been over a hundred on fight nights for much longer than that. Poster count increases gradually as events get closer
>>67530050
Rekt
>>67530050
>being this mad that your thread wasn't used yesterday
Go outside lad
>>67530090
You got BTFO deal with it ashole
>>67530090
>>67530106
sperg BTFO
>>67530106
I'm not even the burger you were responding
to here >>67530035 , I just think it's funny you take being a good cuck this seriously
>>67530140
>>67530114
>being this mad
"""""""NEW""""""" THREAD
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
we did it lads
we made it to 500
>>67530159
>makes a new thread 18 hours ago
>no one uses it
>calls other people mad
Take it easy lad you don't have to get upset, we're here for you
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