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Old thread: >>67422542
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>Russia @2.56
>this barca bball tip
Topping off a woeful day tbqhwy
Pretty lad. Who is he?
>malacateco -0.5 was @ evens
SEETHING
>>67445111
professional gerard pique lookalike.
>>67445111
Some famous actor
>>67445103
Literally diabolical. Shaking my head in disbelief that someone would tip this.
>>67445425
They've been playing shit, still a small tiny hope. I'm still 13/14 and 13/15 if this loses you muppet what tips have you posted?
>>67445516
stop this.
>>67445516
Silence, exactly my point.
Just lost 1k on Universidad SC rebacks. Feels bad being a pixel punter
literally can't stop topping up river plate slags handis
Euan literally posting a soccerway tip pmsl
>>67445516
pmsl, gonna need to back them claims up lid. Pls trip up so I can filter you.
>>67446244
well now i can, a minute after the post it went from -0.5 to a short -0.75, wouldn't really get on anymore at this price
>>67445652
what the fuck did you bet?
juve @ 1.72 hmm
>>67446296
>implying you'd filter the person spoon-feeding you
You're a massive leech so wouldn't be able to help yourself you cunt
>>67446339
they conceded 2 out of the 2nd half making it 1:4 while the ratios of DAs and shots were pretty much 4:1. ended 2:6, semi shrewd people saw through the ruse and got on overs
>Barca
>>67446411
I put 25 quid on this earlier
>>67446437
Yeah, I got on overs as well. I learned from the slags games last week (6-0 to 7-4 in one half or something like that).
Chasing hard on KR Reykjavik under 2.5
>>67446575
backed them from 1-4, ended 2-6
>barca
Literally lost every bet I've placed today. zzz
>>67446614
>thousands on handis for shaky South-American games
Just LEAF my shit up.
>>67446671
>Won some
>Lost more
Don't know how long i can carry on
>>67446766
I've placed 7 bets. Lost them all. In a very worrying place atm tbqh.
>having to make me search for this
disgusting
>>67446893
Spurs ML doesn't lose right?
meh, was almost finishing the post when they scored but a re-back on bahia -0.5 @1.9 from 1-0 up is still good as they need to win by 2. still baffled that pixel punters didn't get a whiff of this earlier, was 1.7 at kick-off and 20-1 on DAs when i got on @1.95
SUCH a lotto bet from euan
JUVE PLEASE
>Verona 1-0
NOT THIS SHITTU AGAINU
>>67446996
RED AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA DAFC
>>67446946
Only if you call your mum today and tell her you love her.
>>67447148
>>67447064
>mainstream shit
>>67446996
jesus christ, too much on this shite and some sudaca hothead just decided to get a straight red for bahia. just IMAGINE your team being up a goal in the 27th, playing like peak barca, absolute sums being placed on them and he just loses his head like i'm about to very soon
>>67447157
>red cards in south america mean anything
>>67447159
B-But its not mothers day here
I've lost every fucking bet I've placed today. What's the winning bet then lids?
>>67447322
Dead Pool | Which character will perish next?
Alliser Thorne 0.0 (3.00)
:^)
>>67447322
dont ask me lid, I'm down 1100 for the weekend.
Questioning whether i can keep going
Only just noticed that Verona are 1 up. Genuinely burst out laughing, because I know how silly a bet on Juve was and yet I put sums on it. I deserve to lose this money, I'm not even mad.
>>67447392
>not placing money on Mormont the cuck for free $$$
you really hate money.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5vi9ir49g
>betting on juventus C team
Cavs -3.5 first Q is guranteed
>>67447464
He's only been in this season for like 30 seconds so far. I don't see any point in knocking him off w/o any build up but who knows.
Phillies surreal
>>67447554
>players dont want to impress the manager so they get into the first team
>>67447934
I'm sure he's impressed
>following other tipsters on ARP
jesus christ...
>juventus
>dont have any emotional connection to the money I place anymore
I used to post 'tears' and spam the thread with on-topic shitposts, but I can't sincerely get excited about winning or losing anymore. Just numbers on a spreadsheet etc. The only way I still get any excitement from betting is when I tip something and my reputation is on the line.
From anybody who's been in the game longer than me, is this normal? I'm staking higher and higher amounts than ever before (due to increase in roll size) but I have less of an emotional connection to anything. When I win, I haven't won enough; when I lose, I shrug it off.
I miss the sweat of old times
Juventus about to ruin my life
FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
IM GONNA LOSE £300 ON JUVENTUS BEFORE OF YOU CUNTS
I CANT AFFORD THIS SHIT AND IM GONNA GET KICKED OUT AT THE END OF THE MONTH
>tfw you bet mafia'd yourself
>>67448315
pmsl
>>67448315
Your own fault lad, we told you to lay it off or wait for a better bet. Don't blame us for placing a muggy mainstream shite bet with no edge
>>67448366
i cant afford a lay, im not rich enough
>>67448384
then you should of waited
>>67448384
Sunderland are playing Everton in the week, I watied for that whatever the odds
>>67448384
Should've just waited it out for a large or special then. Either way, shit judgement
Down insane today and just seen Russia price, genuinely want to die
>>67448399
i asked whether i should've and you all said it's safe :(
>>67448419
>would've waited*
>>67448437
They were all troll responses.
>>67448437
Did you check the team news or bet on it because its juventus?
>>67448437
Idk why you'd listen to me lid, I nomally only tip rugby
river slags surreal, drifted line covered too for the desperate -ev fools who got on it
>>67448437
Hope you didn't lose too much pham
>>67448482
well thanks you guys, im getting kicked out of my apparentment due to rent and ill probably find myself homeless soon
>>67448484
i bet on it because you guys mentioned it and ten i looked up on it and everyone was predicting a juve win
Do the hawks do finally win
>>67448586
300 freaking pounds
>>67448629
Wow. Everyone thought the favourites and biggest club in the country would win? I'll keep a note of your research methods next time I need a bet.
>>67448437
We're constantly DAC here
>>67448679
*200
>>67448590
>betting your rent on muggy mainstream
You've got a problem
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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>>67448710
speak for yourself lad, up 5 figs today. best day in ages.
>>67448590
If you live near London and can suck the soul out of my dick, I'll let you sleep in my bathtub
>>67448679
dont sweat it lid, want me to buy your bet365 off you? Willing to pay £50 which will help you to pay off rent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
CANNOT SPAKE
>They didn't heed Euan's warning
pmsl cheers lid, got out of this betting nonsense and picked up some new hobbies instead. hup on life. xx
>>67448782
I'll up the offer to 1 months rent
>>67448835
deal how do i sell it to you?
>>67448835
>>67448782
don't worry guys, i'll try to make ends meet. i'll stay away from betting for a while and i shouldnt have taken it out on you guys. almost everyone was tipping juve and this was unexpected
>>67448835
Holy schit I only use mine to stream games. Didn't know people paid good money for them
>>67448908
That is for you to work out.
My plan would be:
>Send me ID and proof of address
>I make a Skrill in your name
>I get your account details
>I change your password and email
>I deposit via Skrill
Down 45 quid today =(
>>67449038
fuck off Euan he's mine
now offering 2 months rent
Not sure how everyone is down today. Did you guys not get up early and bank roll TPS.
It's covered all my other losses today and still up 4 figgys.
>>67449038
>>67448908
Dont do this he can make accounts everywhere like this and you'll be robbed
/bet/ will perpetually be DAFC because losses encourage more posting than wins.
Literally down 2k today and I'm about to cash out my Eurovision bets for a 600 quid loss, cheers BT you utter fraud
>>67449346
HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>67449291
PMSL HAHAHAHAHA
DOWN UNREAL SUMS
I'm actually 6/9 today with a push.
"Due to an increase in withdrawal volume for the Kentucky Derby, withdrawals requested between May 7th and May 13th may be delayed by up to one week beyond our standard timeframes."
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67449346
bet all on san marino
>>67449290
>Dont do this he can make accounts everywhere like this and you'll be robbed
what do you mean?
Any of our ameribros on yet?
Looking at -1 Spurs, tell me why I shouldn't at least 10% bank roll this.
They've won me a fair bit of money recently and I enjoy watching them and I don't rate Thunder at all.
>>67449434
If you send that info he can open accounts everywhere while only paying peanuts
>>67448710
They all DAC down here.
>>67449380
Why? I've been repeatedly told Russia will drift and they haven't. Why should I believe you? You haven't even posted any proof that you're on
Dread to think how green BT and the rest of UAC Tipping Mafia's Eurovision books are right now, almost looking at a four figure loss on mine.
>>67448437
Welcome to /bet/. Enjoy your stay.
PS: There are no safe bets.
Anyone used Samvo? How does it compare to Asianconnect88?
uac
>>67449630
>he doesn't bet on fixed games
ooby dooby mate
>>67449587
They will drift but not yet, wait until the semis are done.
>mfw I bet everything on juve to score
>90+4
>wew lad
>>67449443
Spurs are def the better team.
Although, it's apehoop, so anything could happen really.
t. not even a basketball fan
>>67449711
feels good, don't it?
>>67449668
thanks for sharing earlier when it mattered
>>67449711
Literally the last kick of the game
>>67449688
You made me have a sad with that.
>>67449702
Why will they drift? Post proof you're on
guys how retarded am I for betting on juve
I feel like such a cunt, down 60 quid today
>>67449746
I tipped last night
>>67449443
1. it's at OKC, only down 1-2 on the series
2. http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2016/05/08/will-big-minutes-catch-up-with-spurs-aldridge/
Might want to commit 5% instead, and save the 10% for the series killshot (which the Spurs are guaranteed to make against weak teams like the Thunder).
>bahia on a DA
>suddenly sus and a penalty whistle
>Bahia's dangerous attack suddenly gets scared from the sharp sound, goes limp and shrinks to an attack and then a possession
>unsuspends a bit later
rball guy deserves a slap on the wrists
>>67449508
>>67449038
So 4 months rent?
>>67449830
>>67449092
>>67445103
>>67446561
>>67446671
>>67446814
>>67447322
>>67447420
>>67448154
>>67448315
>>67448433
>>67448437
This is best thread I've seen in so long. All the /weeklongbet/ fans getting BTFO for staking way too much on a mainstream game because "b-b-b-bet told me to". Now you might learn some sense and stop shitting up these threads.
>>67449923
You think I'm made of money, mate?
>>67449952
my rent is pretty cheap
>>67449951
I didnt bet on juve because /bet/ told me to
I came here to see if everyone else made the same mistake as me
>>67449977
How much?
>>67449951
>not one single (you)
I've been cheated here
>betting on Juve
>betting on Tottenham
Seriously, is it half term or something?
>>67450014
Considering he's a penny punting slug at an ex polly and green while sipping his basics cola drink out of plastic in the northern shit hole he should stay in, I would say £65 a week.
>>67450014
465 but we'll call it 400 sine we're friends
>>67450087
>sine
since
Oh I see FH conceded. That's 8 bets today, 8 losses. Only other bet left is Euans o2.5 pre stake. Soz for the jinx lads.
>>67450045
I pay less than that pmsl.
>>67450087
So how do I send this money to you without being scammed out of £1.6k?
Why are you people making >10 bets a day?
Do you really think there's that much value out there?!?! baka famiglia
Too much on tucuman
>>67450136
where the fuck do you live? I share a house with 2 guys in midlands city that's not that expensive and pay about 75 p/w excluding bills.
>>67450180
>Midlands City
Do you live in the PES version of Birmingham?
>>67450161
In all seriousness I'm averaging about 50 bets a day at the moment, been doing this for about 6 days straight. I'd say 10% of those are rebacks to be fair. But a solid 40 bets are original.
Making day on day profit as well. It's all dependant on whether or not you have enough time to be researching and placing bets 8am-2am. Which I do.
>Bahia
Bloods in a kettle. dac. h8 you Slovakia.
>>67449951
I was the one that told him to bet on juve, didnt do it myself, Still down 1100 on other bets this weekend though
>>67450180
I stay a nice flat in the poverty side of Glasgow. Just new, 2 bed, £350/month. Shrewd at betting, shrewd in real life.
>>67450216
>50 bets
What the fuck? Surely nibs.
There simply arent that many good bets in a day, not even weekends.
>>67450103
>altitude
When will it stop? Had mugs in the earlier thread arguing with me claiming it does change perspective
>>67450216
>50 bets a day
WEW LAD
>>67450263
It does,
>>67450161
I make >10 a day, most do. I would say those that profit the most make >5 a day, in high amounts and hit 4, 3 if they're unlucky. Without chasing. If you chase, you lose.
>>67450262
not nibs. this is 6 days of recording
>>67450238
would love to test your chin. can't be mad at me for sudaca chimpout red literally seconds after my re-back mate, were the better team after it too. sorry you're down for the match but it was a good bet ruined by a hothead
>>67450201
Giggled
>>67450303
Jesus fucking christ lid.
>>67450303
Decent stats lid
>>67450303
You're going to have to post your bets now. Need a laugh.
>>67450318
>would love to test your chin
Meet me at Bratislava Airport tomorrow morning lid, bring a couple of m8s with you.
>>67450366
Would love to hear the outcome of this. Keep me updated
>>67450303
>303 bets in 6 days
>Average of 50 bets a day
Pmsl
>that Bolivar disallowed goal
wtf man
yanks should i back spurs or not?
>>67450366
Don't suppose I can tag along can I? Always fancied nipping out there.
>>67450425
This hits hard
>>67450363
aha too embarrased of some of my less shrewd bets to post it all. Here's a little taste. You see my filthy compulsive rebacking. Also I haven't cleaned up my excel recently, too many bets to stay properly on top so don't hate for it's poor maintenance.
>>67450425
I can speak Spanish and am also extremely funny.
FUCKING JUVENTUS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67450303
counted my own bets and I only made 40 and I've been sitting in the garden betting all day, from 7am
>>67450425
>David Wong
>>67450509
Wish i had a garden
>>67450470
>all bets listed as "football" and not by league
>no tipster/my own bet
>so many rebacks
>not listing the score when you rebacked
>no result
>got both team names in the Singapore game wrong
So triggered it is unreal
>>67450527
well I'm really into gardening. Love to give the lawn a mow to let the stress out of a sweaty bet
Kawahi Leonard o24 points @1.95
>>67450555
All the bets from 6th may onwards are done shitty because I didn't do them at the time of placing. I was outta the house that day and had to catch the next morning as I was placing new bets. Been a bit hectic but yeah I know I've been sloppy, trying to improve.
>>67450555
Post yours please or at least a breakdown by sport/league
>>67450366
i've been eating nothing but red meat the past week been HUP so much my chiseled slavic body is in top form. i'll gladly end you right there on the parking lot u little rat. i will have one unspecified driver and a fat gyppo manlet friend for diversity and emergency shanking if your anglo ass tries some tricks on me
>>67450607
Just do whatever you're comfortable with, don't listen to big bad Euan x
>>67450470
>no odds comparison
>no rball screenshots
>no smiley face, neutral face or unhappy face before the bet and after the bet to measure the change in emotions
>no heart rate tracking to connect to the sheet to give more data
doing it ALL wrong
>>67450429
overs desu
>>67450567
I fear the grass wouldn't grow enough if I had to do this
>>67450429
Probably not. I'd wait and hope the Thunder come out strong and get a +handi
>>67450567
Love doing chores when sweating over a bet, such a nervous wreck I often fuck it up though
>>67450555
At least he tells the truth on his spreadsheet pmsl
>>67450699
Thanks
>>67450610
Needs tidied up but cba.
Mackers an absolute clown when it comes to Bolivia tbqh
>>67450680
I mow the lawn more than I shave. My grass is immaculate and even
>>67450733
implying the fix isnt against him.
a red and 2 disallowed that clearly were goals.
>>67450171
1111
Reminder I am a shrewd American.
>>67450655
please don't tell me this is real?
>no mention yet
Teehee! Can't stop sniggering!
>>67450722
Needs a lot more detail desu like separating AFC into int and club. South America far too vague when you've got Macau on its own ffs. You're in no position to talk about spreadsheets
>>67450722
>politics
pmsl
>spain
just back Barcelona every week, isn't that hard?
>>67450733
was an absolute lock that the after winning a bolivia tip the next one would be dire, just gave him confidence to make a shit bet. it's not that bad that he tipped the -0.5 it's bad that he didn't watch a bit into the 2nd to see the effect of the red. might still win tho but probably ends 2-1
>>67450722
>a few separate women's labels but also a general women's football label.
disgusting
3-0 for the day lads my tip now is Brewers live ML at any odds you can get, reds bullpen is absolutely dire
>>67450813
Euan confirmed for special staking Labour to come 2nd
>>67450722
Philippines JUDGE
>>67450722
>Politics 0%
That's strange because you were posting about how you had Conservatives to be 2nd in the Scottish elections a few days ago. Very intriguing.
>>67450830
On this tbqhwyf
>>67450722
100% loss on politics.
PMSL
>>67450855
>>67450836
applauding
>>67450836
>>67450855
giggling
absolutely cannot afford a cavs meltdown here
>>67450857
Good luck
Reds can't even hit hanging curves lmao
>>67450830
got on @2.9 already down to 1.86
my only regret is not betting more. thnx mate.
>>67450804
>South America far too vague
Load of shite and just lump it all together because I rarely bet on SA leagues.
>>67450829
Separate ones for the one's I follow enough to stake most weeks, rest like France/Poland/Belarus all get lumped together.
>>67450855
>>67450861
Looks like I've been caught out :^) I wasnt on anything. So much on Clinton for Pres though.
>>67450813
Post yours.
>>67450990
Where can I get that spreadsheet?
>>67450830
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>>67450953
>>67450975
Literally bet of the day right here.
thanks m8s
>>67451012
My laptop.
>>67451012
Read the op matey.
Huracan are 3.75 to win against Boca Juniors who are playing their reserves and below them get on it
>>67451037
Looks like someone pleb forgot to put it in the OP at some point
>>67451059
pmsl such a nib
>>67451053
yeah, the bookies dont know this
Sol De America o 5.5 @ 2.25 absolute value, doesn't lose.
>>67450830
wew lad
>mackers
No idea why I bother with his Bolivian shite
>>67450830
surreal
>>67451112
this
>>67450830
up 4 figgys on this. so good.
>>67451181
>AMeriGaun spords xD
MACKERS
MACKERS UNREAL
>>67451281
SO good
Why do the gods never reward shrewdness
pmsl the absolute madman
Mackers so so lucky desu
>>67451281
SUCH a good strike
>>67451298
Do you know what hedging is?
HE IS SO SHREWD
SO SHREWD
>>67451298
>He didn't get acca edge
you deserve it tbqh
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what do they mean by this?
That's 'shrewdcode' you wouldn't understand lid
>>67451332
This is the most mongy thing on the planet desu
>>67451332
cringe
>>67451332
>being this emotionally invested in it
>>67451332
>Professional Gambling Advice
Sol De America -0.5 @1.8
They've got 1/2 more in them.
>>67451332
Wow, he's needs to think about his life desu
>>67451332
Alex Bailey sounds like the kind of mug with a Liam Gallagher haircut and a Adidas Gazelle enthusiast
Lads what's THE BET
>>67451486
catch him smoking rollies while bragging about his big wins
>>67451332
Imagine getting a thrill out of betting now
Imagine feeling the need to press some keys when your team scores
Imagine getting any satisfaction but typing gibberish
Dangerous behaviour
>walking the bases loaded
Joe Maddon is a tactical genius. no meme.
>>67451332
>let me smash the keyboard over and over then compose myself enough to click submit aaaaannnddd repeat
Wanted to get a small on Boca but their lineup is shite today. Anything else a good bet tonight?
Medium on River Plate DC @7.
I highly recommend this bet.
>>67451639
Post it on your TT
>>67451609
Huracan
cavs ending simply surreal. would not have been able to eat for a week if it lost.
think I am just going to stick to baseball from now on
>>67451687
don't have on mate
>>67451700
what's the deal here? how much does that mean you bet/won? I'm not used to american slips friend.
I got on cavs at 1.5 and was shitting myself, never again.
>>67451757
its bitcoins so I was risking like $230
>>67451690
Actually considering it, but I'm afraid Huracan playing away will only end in tears
>>67451757
>one
i meant.
>>67451774
What bookie is that?
>>67451639
pmsl at the riot in the stands, south americans so hot blooded
SCENES in Emelec game
Which one of you is this?
>>67452004
>politer way of calling you a cunt
Roadman is an honourable title in the streets. Certain man die for dem tings ya kno
Absolute FILTHY heckling coming from the Cubs. Would no doubt hurt my morale to hear my wifes name tarnished by some fat Chicagoan.
large
cookies blueless.
pmsl bet on Spurs -1 and now the line is at +2 already marking this down as a loss
anyways im liking yankees ML for tonight
>>67452088
spurs will win this, not sure whats up with the lines. delusional thunder fans maybe
Explain rollover requirements to a nursery school child
>>67452088
Ready to sweat this one out desu.
>>67452226
Wager X amount of dollars (usually a multiple of your deposit) before you can withdraw.
>>67452226
You get 10 free money.
They say "rollover 4 times"
You have to bet that money or the winnings of that money 4 times.
So for example:
You put 10 on @2, you win and get 20.
You have only done 10/40 of required.
You now bet 20 @ 2 and win 40
You have only done 30/40 of required
You now bet 10 @3.5 and lose.
You have 30 in your account which you can withdraw.
>>67452221
baffled too, i wouldn't say spurs were much value on a -1 as okc held their own but did their typical choking in the 4th. have to take put a tiny bit on spurs ML now after these drifts though
>>67452290
Interesting. So this is to avoid people from say depositing $25000 to win $10,000 and depositing right away?
>>67452359
>depositing
I meant withdrawing on the 2nd one
>>67452410
talking big sense pal
>>67452410
Shut up and fuck off please :)
>>67452359
no, it's not usually applied to deposited money
they usually only use it on free bets, it makes it harder for you to win your free bet and withdraw real money. it forces you to bet more and therefore increase the likelihood of getting hooked. it means bookies can offer huge welcome offers like 200/500 quid, because the rollovers are so big they know most people won't ever win.
>>67452410
>listens to a music genre
>judges its quality by the type of people that like it
wew okay lad
All this lad culture on /bet/ is just shitposting, right?
You guys don't actually act like this in real life.. r-right?
>>67452410
>>67452480
wouldn't you like to know ;)
>>67452480
pmsl, yes.
I use "tears" as a reaction to bad news.
>>67452480
>lad culture
haha
>>67452410
oi rudeboy SHUT UP!
>>67452503
Tears!
>>67452522
xD exactly pal.
I remember when a mate of mine told me his dog died, I just went "fucking tears," than walked off. Dunno why but i was giggling like a little girl.
>>67451080
Thanks for this, up buckets.
>>67452480
All my mates are very invested in lad culture. I can't go round without suddenly becoming involved in drinking and nasty ass challenges like buttchugs.
They're fun guys but they take it a bit far and it's actually pretty lame.
But I pretend to be into it all because I have no other friends. So far they haven't realised. I just memorised some good chants online and follow lad celebs and mention stuff they say regularly. I've been called top lad a few times and never been awarded shlad of the month.
>>67451639
I wimped out and put 50 quid on instead of a medium.
Still looking like I'll be up a fat fat chunk.
Probably still time to order a dominos aye boys?
And there's the 6. Hope you all managed to get on. StayShrewd
>>67452561
No worries pal.
>>67452614
no (you)s for you yet so i just wanted to let you know that i enjoyed this post lad, even chuckled heartily at the last sentence
>>67451428
not one, not two, but literally 3 IN them
One of the better /bet/ threads in awhile tbqh.
>>67451080
>>67451639
Both incredible bets. I am up so much right now.
>>67452480
I don't and the majority probably don't although some social rejects will. These threads ate basically /Brit/
>>67452614
top kek
Lads gimme something
>>67452801
Post pics. Genuinely think thunder win tonight tbqh
classic here, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA
>>67452814
Huracan
>>67452814
Not Huracan
>>67452814
draw in huracan
>>67452828
>post pics
fuck off you slut, this could be the future mother of her children.
>>67452877
give tips
>>67452901
>extreme side
;)
>>67452934
Nude all year round bro.
Also lads Huracan what's gonna happen
>>67452901
>no messages since
Put down for over 0.5 in Huracan
>>67452968
>>67452952
Im a busy guy. Cant have some slag distracting me while Im watching USL or topping up on Armenian bets
>>67453045
Open a window
Just put on some super muggy accas lids 165 thousand here i come!!11
it's hotter outside that it is inside lids, open window isn't even offering the idea of cold air
wtb to pass the night away?
>>67453057
I have but it's pretty loud outside
>They think altitude isn't effective still
How do the Nuggets always win at home then?
>>67453165
>Nuggets
>>67453147
Don't watch NFL...
Also was that meant to be funny?
Fuck Huracan, what next boys
>>67453205
Cuba in Footsal
LEGOOOO
>>67451639
Good tip pal. Bit of pocket money.
>>67453216
Over 7.5 goals or?
>>67452814
>lads gimme something
>>67452907
>give tips
>>67453109
>wtb to pass the night away
>>67453205
>what's next boys
Please stop mate.
>>67453222
I fucking hate you btw
>>67453270
not sure why, the tip was posted in here everyone was free to follow it. i'm not even the guy you replied to but dunno why you'd be mad he made money. you could have too if you had any betting sense or balls. see a tip, investigate info, bet.
>>67453259
2/4 mate. Well done.
>>67451639
nice one mate
Hoping to wake up to some great banter on here tbqh
>>67453205
Kawahi Leonard o24 points, Steven Adams o18.5 points + rebounds
>>67453408
no chance lid
hass isn't here
>>67453408
As if, the fucking Aussies never deliver. All they do is talk to eachother in their upside down foreign ways. I have a right giggle every morning.
They say you get what you pay for and the janitor is certainly proving that tonight.
>>67453435
Remember when Aussies used to do something like deak or line
Large on St Louis Blues in NHL / Hockey Playoffs tonight lads.
Faceoff in 15mins
Independiente to score the first goal vs gimnasia
>Faceoff
>Not puck drop
pls
>>67453499
you seriously gonna start this?
>>67453483
Put me wife's mortgage on. Cheers
>>67453499
Yes the puck drops for the opening faceoff you spastic
>>67453513
N-no thanks. J-just trying to keep you informed
>>67453457
pmsl
>>67453499
Would seriously love to test you gf's ass.
>>67453487
Pmsl at this lotto shite post, hope no one in here bet on this
>>67453537
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>67453534
The amount of banter, memes and tips I bring to /bet/ and he STILL hasn't posted a pic. Absolute farce.
I really wish all these A Level worms would get off /bet/
Nobody is backing your random, picked out of your arse bet that you have probably placed £5 on
>>67453534
>half Irish
>ass
Idon'tthinksotim.webm
>>67453551
This tbqh.
>>67453487
Please go child
>>67453547
Get on 2.75 GL to recover your losses. Should come in no problem.
>>67453551
Tell me which memes you've brought to /bet/
>>67453591
You know he is just gonna give you a long list of lies right? Why would you actually encourage this shitposting?
>>67453561
Give us a taste of what your betting money is spent on u lttl rat
>>67453580
Don't fail me
>>67453605
Just want to see what he comes up with.
>>67453606
Well it's mostly spent on plane tickets to domestic locations for trips. I also buy a lot of top shelf alcohol
Boys kinda new here. Basically started with a tenner and now I'm on 25 just betting on low stake stuff. What should I do/learn
>>67453656
post a picture of her shoulder.
>>67453666
>just betting on low stake stuff
first thing is to learn what the fuck you're talking about
>>67453670
I don't have a picture of her shoulder. I'll try to sneak one when I pick her and her friend up from the airport tonight
>>67453678
Basically stuff with odds of like 1.2 up to 1.5
>>67453666
Read faq. Get a spreadsheet up and running. Discipline is the most important thing for long term success. You win get wins and losses don't chase anything. Probably want at least 100 deposited if you want to make anything. Follow a few tipsters see what they bet on then try and get into certain sport niches yourself. Get info anywhere you can find it, twitter etc
Don't listen to any meanies that mock you on here, good luck mate
>>67453699
like what?
>>67453708
Thanks, advice like this is appreciated. To all the idiots who mock or try to make a joke which no one will ever laugh at, kill yourselves. You're on an anonymous fucking website, you get no credit for being a prick.
>>67453709
Over 0.5 in mainstream leagues
>>67453734
makes me feel good though
>>67453754
In what way? No one will ever know it's you. Kids right.
>>67453752
stop doing this.
has someone got those j west betting basics caps?
>>67453769
When don't I lad
>>67453752
it's Monday lad, weekend /bet/ is over for the next 5 days
>>67453783
>>67453769
Thanks boys. Will do some research
>>67453783
>under a minute
sharp work lid, keep it up
>>67453683
Where've they been? Jamaica?
>>67453666
Sign up with all the bookies and do their offers. Learn what you're doing using the free bets.
Some need you to deposit more than that though, 365 will match your first deposit up to £200 so don't open an account with them for example unless you can put that much in.
>>67453654
Haha yesh mate. Won couple hundy on cheeky stakes Friday so was gonna go for beers but no one replied to my texts. So woke up Saturday and Craigy said the boys were out on an all day sesh. Bought a bag of charlie and went round jonnos to start off. 11am first pub got the snakie b in, barman don't know what's going on haha mental. Pretty much went on like till we had to get more coke cus getting too drunk. Big sesh in town that night cus our boys in blue won the cup. Ended up chasing this Indian rat but she paared me, slut. Anyway wasn't all bad cus hooked up with this young un in the grimey club for college lot. Finger banged her by the skips outside but she passes out so I left her went to get maccies but cunt wouldn't let me in cus I'm banned from the 24/7 one. Went back to find my girl but she was missing so got a taxi home but did a runner on it and didn't pay cus fuck those guys anyway. Pretty sick tho haha
>>67453844
BLACKED
>>67453844
No she went willingly
>>67453863
I was being serious, a lot of Americans go to Jamaica.
>>67453877
pmsl
just tripped down the stairs and found a world bet
>>67453844
Seattle
Something fishy going on with this game lids. Might be fixed.
How do I get birds if i'm scared to have my picture on tinder lids
>>67453900
going to give you a black eye if you don't post it lid
>>67453902
Oh nice, is she a limp wristed leftie, fedora wearing Bernie voting leftie?
>>67453852
WEW
EWE
WEW
>>67453939
Shit attempt at trips sorry m8 I'll look into some games tomorrow though
Back to gambling. Who here on spurs?
Got 300 on at +1.5, just seemed to good not to. Fingers crossed boyos
Based chimp outs giving away free points.
>>67453947
No, but she has friends that are like that. So maybe she secretly is
>>67454043
Sorry to hear that pal.
>>67453483
It's tomorrow night, fucking vagrant
>>67453852
Is this real? Are there vile cretins like this profiting from our tips and hard work?
>>67454100
If they're following tips from here, they're definitely not profiting. :^)
>>67454138
Feeling pretty comfy rn about San Antonio.
>>67454185
Me too buddy, still a long way to go though
Anyway doing anything for laguna and dragons?
>>67454138
Only following Euan tips has been world.
Literally paying my lawyer fees when I go to court in a few weeks.
>>67453607
2 so far, just need the one more food safety. Hope you win your cash back on this and try and be more shrewd in the future. First team to score on an even matched game is a silly bet.
Anyway getting some sleep, night boys. Been a cosy night thread in here desu. I'll try get you all some tips tomorrow night, much nicer than the day time in here
>mfw bet on Spurs today
>mfw bet on Juve today
>mfw bet on Man City
>mfw put entire balance on Liverpool
>mfw they scored the second goal
>mfw wagered all profits on Russia to win EV
>Spurs were actually on a +
I'm a fucking idiot
>>67454268
>mainstream
When will you learn
>>67454293
But all those teams were meant to win senpai.
Can't wait to hammer Thunder 2nd half
>Basketball only last 2 quarters
>>67454343
Juve C squad
>shitty
>spuds after that meltdown at Chelsea and confirmed not winning the league.
Bad bets
>>67454378
Spurs are just better
real eyes realise real lies
>>67454428
talking ___ sense here pal
rebacking
>>67454605
Talking real sense there pal
>>67454605
talking like a true virgin.
>>67454605
Your brain on /r9k/
Rebacking spurs so hard
>>67454628
Not at all.
>>67454634
/r9k/ is retarded. I dont care if women are whores or not, they are free to behave how they choose. I am talking for yourself a pure girl makes a more fulfilling relationship.
>>67454605
Can't agree more
>>67454675
iktf
>>67454701
Your anime pillow doesnt count
>>67454714
Whats wrong with you? Is your gf a slut or something?
>>67454766
You're anime pillow isn't a real person
>>67454785
>you're
>>67454785
PLEASE have sex, strange man.
>>67454789
>not just opening it a crack so air gets in but no insects
>>67454811
I did it on purpose
>>67454846
>check flag
suuuure buddy
Excelsior test on a +
>>67455067
Can't ban the Hassan
refs simply do not want the spurs to win
Spurs the bet?
>>67447392
>mfw this actually won.
Holy shit, Spurs please.
On my hands and knees BEGGING, PRAYING for 4 more points from Leonard
spurs backers on suicide watch
>>67455661
pmsl
>>67455661
What did I say after that comment?
>putting David West on Kevin Durant
wew
>>67455758
I dont know, only have this 2 ss .
>Leonard
zzzzzzzzz
Euan tip looking good already
>>67456027
Won't live in a world where there aren't more goals in this.
Pmsl @ spurs backers
>>67455033
Keep crying
>>67456397
Imagine not backing Blunder -4 second half.
Euan such a judge
>select all images with Storefronts
>one if the storefronts is Dominos
POTTERY
Wake up to see my Emmett Special got up
no worries lads next one is on me
>tfw nothing to bet on
Just took 4 sleeping pills to end the suffering
who is the guy in the OP pic? king of /bet/?
Justina has dyed her hair
>>67455758
I live to serve, my king.
>>67458089
looks tez
Hope bullpen concede and then reback them. Every morning is the same, getting bored of this shit
Anyone here on the bowls? Got some moolar on Danny
>>67458933
Got some bad news for you buddy
all the good footy leagues are finishing, lads.
what do we bet on now ?????????
>>67459067
Tippeligaen. Literally called The Betting League
>>67459067
Eurovision
>>67459098
>tfw your EV book is in an utter state
send help
>>67459129
Everyones is
NHL, blues ML $1.60?
Betting so so so easy.
>tfw can't sign up to PP, WH, Ladbrokes, Pinny, Coral...
Any other bookie worth it, especially in terms of bonuses? Got a bunch of money to deposit but most sites available to Germans are utter shit. Feel like I'm slowly running out of options and don't know how much longer my new bet365 remains unlimited.
>>67459233
I sell fresh 365s for 100 quid (or equivalent in Deutschmark)
>>67459266
Not this shittu againu.
>>67459266
>Deutschmark
Got some bad news for you pal
>>67459266
Not gonna buy an account when I haven't even maxed out deposit bonuses on other sites.
>mfw this weather
>>67459266
Absolute bargain
>>67459438
leather skinned Belgiums hitting the beaches. lav it.
>>67459438
Sitting in my cool, dark room with my window blinds closed. Feels pretty good.
Surreal conditions outside, hope you're all soaking up this FREE vitamin D
Kiev -0.75 when it hits evens smash this.
>24C in Europe
Must be a heat wave for you eh lads
>>67459561
Wtf should I be doing outside?
>>67459579
Literally melting
Reminder suncream blocks vitamin d. Enjoy a few minutes outside before putting any on.
>>67459564
thnx, managed to get on before the 3rd goal.
>>67459564
Reckon they'll net more in the second?
>>67459658
Maybe 1 or two max
>>67459658
Yeah don't see this ending less than 5 goals to be honest. The -0.75 might still be a safe bet, I see dynamo scoring 1/2 more and a small possibility of Stal putting 1 in as well.
So you could get a half win there. Maybe just watch the lines in the second half.
Pmsl
can't stop rebacking dynamo
just
>>67459870
T E A R S
E
A
R
S
>It's been 167 days
>>67460053
>Using laddies
You've only yourself to blame
>>67460053
it has lad in the name
bulleen 0.0 worth a bunt
>>67460135
>Trusting Aussie rball stats
alrite u lttl rat bt if it ent cum in am callen trade-in-sanders
>>67460053
tfw Betfred finally paid out on a game they were "investigating" but I'm too scared to log in and withdraw in case they link the IP to my new account.
It's my birthday today and I'm planning to stay at home and punt away special stakes as my own bday gift. Sounds like a good plan?
>People who aren't on the Thai Women free-rolling
pmsl, up buckets.
>>67460177
I think you should go out and try to find yourself a nice girl who isnt being raped by refugees.
>>67460185
PMSL the only women that aren't being raped by refugees have sex with them willingly, no thanks.
Imagine not being on 07.5
Ladyboys flopping their cocks out here
Overs on Thai Women is THE BET
Both keepers were born without hands.
Expect 10+ goals full time.
Does Goff still work at Coral?
>>67460221
Nah he got pouched by betfair
>>67460221
He's on loan at BetSafe
>>67460221
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/nick-goff-693bb121
yes lid
Fuck you Bulleen lions you fucking Aussie pieces of shit
Thai women when
>5 shots on target
>5 goals
>>67460268
Being this late on the get on.
PMSL
what sunglasses are in style this year lads? struggling to bet outside with all this glare in my eyes
>>67460297
novelty football ones for the euros lid 8)
Thai to win second half at 1.47 get in on it boys
>>67460297
http://www.sunglasshut.com/uk/8053672198447
i've got some similar to this, pretty good
>>67460323
Better prices elsewhere, shop around
>>67460345
>tfw face so narrow I have to get custom made sunglasses
not betting on unders for every ghana/ethiopian etc game ever.
you guys are real casuals. only lost 1 out of 13 on these matches soon. this one running atm is 30mins in with 0 shots.
can, not, shoot.
>>67460323
>>67460351
1.67 on PP
>>67460365
What's the avg price you are getting?
>>67460356
pmsl, post pic lid
>>67460177
How old lid?
Happy Birthday.
>>67460356
kek, are they expensive?
>>67460372
under 1.5 @ 2 at kickoff.
free money.
>>67460323
Not a safe bet at all.
Overs is THE BET. Over 7.5 @ 2 is a mad line to offer. Just need 3 more, easily going to be 4 more. These keepers can't save. Shot = Goal.
>>67460206
what odds did you get for that lad?
Make sure to update your bet365 apps on all of your devices today lads!
>>67460177
Happy birthday anon
>>67460375
>post pic lid
Yeah, nah. I'll just say this though, when my nephew was 6 and got his first sunglasses they were about my size.
>>67460379
Not always, but last time I bought sunglasses (Diesel) it was like 100 on top of the regular price.
>>67460403
Haven't updated in months, anything new coming or is it for security reasons?
>>67460410
Thanks
>>67460388
does "to win 2nd half" mean the score resets to 0-0?
>>67460414
A-Are you sick?
>>67460415
Yep. o7.5 @ 3.00 on PP, much better value
>>67460415
yes
>>67460414
>when my nephew was 6 and got his first sunglasses they were about my size.
Struggling to even imagine this tbqh
>6 minutes
>No goal
Fucking chinks
>>67460447
Their not chinks mate. Theyre nips.
Learn to use racial slurs correctly you pleb.
>>67460345
Yeah these go down a treat with your mates in the gastropubs of Shoreditch you NONCE.
>>67460414
is your head normal length?
bankrolling o6.5 @ evens
>>67460453
Nips are Japs you dolt. From Nippon.
Vietnamese are gooks
>>67460453
pmsl
>>67460417
Not really, it's just that one of the cranial sutures closed earlier than usual so the skull couldn't grow much in width.
>>67460459
Nah, longer. You can tell the proportions are a bit off but I really don't look deformed.
>>67460461
who's offering evens?
Goals when?
Got my wifes mortgage on this.
u0.5 in the ethiopa game looks good, no shots so far, maybe fixed or something
>>67460479
Christ anon i need to see this
Would pay a small to see this German's head.
REMINDER:
There has not been more than 5 goals in these games the entire season. xoxo
>>67460490
You wouldn't notice it much.
>>67460481
Paddypower. 2.1 now
>Sousa
Is this a joke?
Found a pic of the german.
This ends 1-4.
kek, KEK
This has been a pretty dece thread lads, don't want to make another because it's bound to be shite.
Too much invested in overs. Cmon slags.
My Favorite posts from this thread.
>>67447322
>>67448315
>>67448433
>>67449951
>>67450303
>>67450425
>>67451332
>>67452004
>>67452801
>>67453177
Probb dafc after this one
>>67460575
>not a single (you)
I've been had
>>67460575
>only one you
zzz
>>67460589
You're not good enough.
>>67460594
Better than none.
>>67460575
2 (you)s. not even good posts.
got excited and bank rolled o7.5.
how fucked am I?
>>67460620
You should be mildly concerned right now
>>67460620
All good bro
>>67460620
still 20 min left, but yeah you fucked. im on o 6 and still shitting my panties
>All these injuries
inb4 it ends on 89 minutes.
do i reback over 5.5 to try and start saving my massive losses or just jump out of my window?
Not. One. Goal.
>>67460673
Back my horses and kill urself when all lose
fuck this shit
just put another 100 on o 5.5, still down like 700 if it comes in. haha....
>5 goals 1st half, 0 goals 2nd
Had this shit happen way too often, didn't get on. Way more interested in the Finnish games anyway.
>>67460714
lol
>Injury
DAILY REMINDER THAT WOMEN TIRE VERY FAST.
Never trust them to score in second half.
Injury time 3 minutes.
Been at least 10 minutes injury stoppage.
Fix is real.
Down SO SO much
>>67460538
Cheers lid. Hup. Afterwork beers paid for xx.
/bet/ on suicide watch.
Down thousands.
wtb to recover?
>>67460742
wew, changed currency?
Bet mafia got you guys good.
>Missed my chance to get on Mitra DC
zzzz next bet hours away.
BT here. TT coming soon.
>>67460841
>impersonating me
>>67460850
zzz
bank rolled hradec in poor attempt to cover losses.
shrewd or lewd?
>>67460865
lewd
Reminder
Eurovision is coming HOME to Australia
Make a new thread you delinquents
>>67460865
Jablonec are better tbqhwy
>>67460884
have you been watching the live stream? im certain hradec goal will come soon
>>67460865
Snoripdj PLEASE
NEW THREAD:
>>67460920
>>67460920
>>67460920
Walking towards the camera
>>67458225
Thanks senpai
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