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>>67422533
I had some Aussie last week on /box/ telling me Crolla wasn't top level, rest of the world so mad right now British boxing booming
NYQUIST
2/1
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67422542
>Not Katie Hopkins Is Actually Quite Fit edition
disappointing desu
Ironic posting of an edition about massive dangers when you're watching the preamble to USL matches at midnight on a Saturday night
>>67422592
Pmsl. Imagine having that view
>>67422648
Big fan of you Hass but this is an absolutely appalling opinion
>>67422542
>>67422648
>not leaked picture of Hass edition
didnt think raptors would bottle it this early
Good night /bet/. Waking up with profit from the miami game will be good.
>>67422619
easy 6k profit
>>67422739
>He didn't save the leak from last thread and add it to his Hass folder
>>67422793
THAT barnet cost £50?
THE CITY OF TORONTO
>>67422733
Katie is HOT
H O T
>>67422793
>>67422739
pls lads
I DID IT ALL FOR THE BOOKIE
>>67422686
Youre the one posting in a USL thread mate.
>>67422965
Didn't know Iceland was a walking distance from Scotland pmsl
>>67422830
Was growing it out there desu, have had some DAPPER cuts from my man Harry
>>67422965
big_al?
White Sox destroyed
Miami Heat destroyed
Are we all know agreed that amerifat bets are tez?
>>67422542
You have zero imagination, originality or creativity do you euan? Must be a right shit shag.
Anyone got any tips for anything currently in play?
>>67423156
Gib shagging tips
>>67423156
Did you want another Trump thread that is completely unrelated to betting? Must be hard having no friends.
>>67423013
Just a cheeky swim north.
>>67423158
miami heat
>>67423227
No, I want a thread with a bit of personality lad. Put yourself on it.
>>67423182
Women get turned on by what they hear. I always make sure they hear the right things. I will tenderly explain to a woman that I will guarantee her at least one orgasm.
heard some VILE rumours about Euan
>>67423295
do share
>>67423227
pmsl foreigners who get passionate about American politics are absolute dangers
>>67423417
Watch your mouth there lad
>>67423279
>euan
>personality
Choose one
Literally cannot chat up a girl
>>67423820
Whats the problem friend
>>67423820
Once you've got a girl talking to you you've done 90% of the work.
>>67423820
Same tbqh the only times I've ever got with girls have been when I've been drunk or they've approached me
>>67423820
Are you UAC or DAC?
>>67423820
What's going wrong lid? Initial struggles or can't hold the convo?
>>67423918
What is this PUA talk?
>>67423820
you shouldnt be "chatting up" girls anyway, this only happens in clubs/bars etc where lowly men meet lowly women
you should just try having normal conversations with girls in other areas of your life and then drop some flirty comments in every now and then, thats it
>>67423973
ok grandad
>>67423820
I do really well with girls when they know me and chat to me.
But when they first meet me they hate me.
Literally only women who like me are ones that had to be around me due to friend links and after a while they like me loads and ask me out and shit.
What am I doing wrong short term and right long term? I genuinely don't have a clue.... I asked a girl and she said it took her a while to see the real me and she thought I was a cunt when she first met me
Which is bullshit because I'm always the same so surely I'd still be a cunt. Obviously she is just shit at reading people
>>67423881
Got no charisma
>>67423901
Can do small talk, nothing more
>>67423918
UAC
>>67423928
Bit of both desu can only be polite, never make them laugh/flirt unless I've taken something
>>67423973
Don't have other areas of my life, just bet and watch football/drink with mates
>>67424081
>just bet and watch football/drink with mates
are you me? except the mates bit
>>67424081
Sounds like you need to let go of your inhibitions lad
Maybe try and be a bit more outlandish idk
Tell them you make your living betting six figure sums on the Eurovision
>>67424109
hahah same here
Just got back from Leicester lads, it's a proper STATE right now. Everyone buying beer from the shops and drinking it in the street because bars are -ev.
>>67424081
You're probably trying too hard. Not to sound arrogant but I've shagged birds on 4 continents. When a bird finds you attractive you can literally say anything within reason, say the first thing that comes into your head. Just have to be confident with it.
>>67424186
>Going to leicester
I hope you had a shower with bleach lad
>>67424186
Ok Jamie, you've earned enough now to get one round in. zzzz
>>67424201
From Leicester la, it's an utter mess.
The girls are in a total frenzy because there's so many lads out tonight. Not ONE girl will go home without a lad tonight.
>>67424186
I live in leicester 10min walk from kp and other than getting more beers this morning I haven't left the house. I even shut my windows because of all the fucking noise and fireworks and shit.
Yes I watched the match but no I don't want to be involved in your gay ass celebrations. Fucking distracting me from bets as well. Not even joking don't care if people think this isn't real. Some people enjoy different things.
>>67424081
Just re-frame yourself as a movie character you admire. Play this role when talking to girls instead of yourself. It doesnt have to be a movie character, it can just be a "cool guy" persona you have made up.
This is way easier over text so maybe you should start with Tinder. The once you can flirt over text start meeting girls from Tinder and cause you already have some connection you will feel more at ease with them and can prob flirt a bit with them irl.
Then you will learn to do this and will be able to do it with girls normally.
>>67424140
Think I'm going to start taking md a bit more, stuck in a rut atm
>>67424200
Think problem is I'm not trying hard enough
>>67424239
Go out and get some then lid
>>67424246
D U L L A R D
>>67424246
Okay I know you're a penny punting DMU Raw Dykes Road knock off foreigner. Wanna go for a drink? I live near.
>>67424239
And you've come home alone?
>>67424299
>>67424269
Fuck no, have other priorities.
Besides, have you seen the Leicester totty? have more class in Derby with Calijah.
What's the bet for Canelo fight?
>>67424337
>No totty is better than skank totty
wew lid
>>67424248
Good advice. rather embarrassingly I actually done this as Mike "the Situation," from Jersey Shore, worked a treat desu
>>67424373
Just how desperate are you lid?
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Nacional Potosi -0.75 smed
James Mckeown Completely controlling the game, big altitude difference, should be half win at worst
Like · Reply · Just now
altitude baby
>>67424248
Got tinder but literally don't know what to say, used hass's line but got no responses ffs
Mont de marsan sw @ 2
Montois need to win this to overtake Perpignan and get themselves into the playoffs for promotion, Dax are shit and are about to be relegated
Whitesox surreal, overs looking neat as well
>>67424361
btts
>>67424263
Rotting your brain is -ev
But MDMA is lovely, have had a great time all 5 or so times I've tried a bit and the girls seem to love MD Hass
Try this on tinder lid?
>>67424361
Unders
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON NACIONAL POTOSI
>>67424448
What a meek excuse
Of all the words in the english language you cant think of any at all to shove together to start up a convo?
>>67424495
Dece
>>67424448
Hass is a fraud. Just think of ANYTHING and say it. Try out multiple lines on multiple girls. Just dont be boring. Unless you are super fit the girl wont respond to "hey whats up" if she has 20-30 guys saying that.
>>67424495
>vpn
Got some threats your way Has? Why the anonymity
>>67424448
'Still waiting for you to send me your best chat up line'?
KEK that line is dire, no wonder you've not been getting responses
she put an X at the end of a message when we were talking about coffee lids.
What did she mean by this
>>67424495
MDMA is great but I have sensitive teeth and they feel awful the morning after. It's a great drug in the right setting though, couldn't take it more than a couple of times a month though
>>67424586
Tinder is a botnet
>>67424589
she wants you to ask her out for coffee
>>67424589
shes literally used to putting x at the end of every message from her 15yo txt messaging days.
>>67424588
Fifa Hass all 4 of them were realistically the one
>>67424599
Wouldn't recommend you to do so that often anyway, look up rollsafe.org or .com
Plenty of studies/anecdotal evidence on there for MD advice
>>67424621
its ok lid, I suggested we have a coffee tasting sesh at her place
>>67424648
Johanne was NOT worth a superlike
Post what you listen to whilst betting lids
https://soundcloud.com/dj_basso/tom-swoon-ghost-basso-remix
>>67424704
She's Danish which made her more appealing for some reason
>>67424757
>listening to edm while betting
>>67424757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIfdYs8WErM
>>67424677
when she agreed did you say "maybe you can taste some other liquids too ;)" ?
>>67424762
The only Danish that appeals to me tbqh
>>67424762
>Danish
I know a pickup line that'd be a guaranteed pull but you ruined it already
>>67424801
>not something to do with adding cream
utter utter
>>67424830
shaking to hear it lid
Nacional goal when?
>>67424648
I'm honestly sorry
Put head trader at Coral in your bio and use >>67424495
this line m9
>>67424704
This, Holly though...
>>67424803
Screenshot this post and pasted it in MS Paint so I could print it. Handing it in tomorrow as my dissertation proposal
>>67424757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF2jEhB-BBI
>>67424853
It's a Danish song and it rhymes with her name
>Åh Johanne vil du gifte dig med mig
Jeg kom fra Alabama (change this your hometown) og jeg red den lange vej, for at finde mig en pige og nu har jeg fundet dig.
>>67424871
I'd rag holly senseless. Anon, you fucked up. Send her my number, let a real man take care of her.
>>67424830
>aftertiming
Is it weird just to jump straight to asking a match on tinder for a date? Like no flirting or that.
>>67424648
>liking birds that smoke
disgusting
>>67424757
https://youtu.be/vytgHD2pqyk
>>67424871
>>67424926
Yeah she's cute.
Would be clueless in the sheets though. Looks like she wouldn't suck dick for money
>>67424926
Insta- hollyywalton
>>67424934
Usl tips you ogre
>>67424985
Laughed too hard at this
>>67424934
Yeah
>>67424934
idk Euan, sometimes I feel like its better off if I say "I'll take you out to dinner, we can get to know eachother on ,me" or something. But i always try and get to know them. Hass, help.
>>67424979
Can't believe she even swiped you. She wants money.
>using tinder
zzzzz literally like bragging about profiting off a clean 365
>>67424985
Charlotte HT result right before they scored was the only bet.
Maybe San An handi but idk yet.
Someone could watch St Louis game because I have no idea how it will turn out so might be a bet.
I'll send my next USL tip to my next match as well.
>>67424979
Looks like a typical vapid narcissistic whore.
>>67425093
>attractive tinder girls
Huge fan of this discussion pals
>>67424757
>Post what you listen to whilst betting lids
Really into the Growlers atm
>>67424934
Get their number first lid
My last tinder meet was a dire experience desu, considered deleting the app after
>>67425125
bans when?
Can we try to move to /biz/ again
>>67424979
Not as fit as that one pic shows desu
Agree with this >>67424971
>>67425134
What do I do once I get their number though? Call her for a chat????
So let me get this straight, you use an app which is basically like hiring a prostitute but instead of paying cash your currency is 'banter' and 'swag' and are proud of this and discuss it as some kind of achievement?
>>67425134
tell us about it.
I really just wanna go out to dinner wiht a tinder date because im a great dinner date.
ban when?
Literally cannot stop crying over Andrea Bocelli, privileged to be alive for that moment
Sleeping naked tonight lids
>>67425167
is this nibs? whatsapp briefly then a date. it's more personal than using the tinder app
>>67425176
Showing your age here pal. Hit the sheets before the mods find you
>>67425167
add her on snapchat and send her some post-workout selfies of yourself topless
>>67425176
N I B S
I
B
S
>>67425167
No lid, next step is you get her address to meet up for some coffee.
Then when she's in the bathroom freshening up, you swipe her wallet and take a snap of her drivers license and then continue profiting from bubblegums
>>67425200
;)
>dating impure girls
whats wrong with you lot?
LOVE it when Hassan gets the virgins riled and they start spouting their shite
>>67425227
Talking big big sense here pal. Love it.
>>67425198
this. Saw the Birch in town la, looked mortal.
>>67425227
How do i go from acting like a slut, to actually banging the slut.
>>67425245
No one is riled up. Please have sex.
>>67425252
How do i have sex?
Whenever /bet/ tells me to have sex I get depressed that I actually DO need to have sex, please.
>>67425176
>tips fedora
>>67425290
>impersonating me
>>67425310
I don''t know what you mean, but if you also need to have sex.
Please, where u at?
>>67425198
First time I've ever seen my dad cry, was weird desu he's not even that much of a football fan
>>67425290
Do the opposite of what /bet/ says in these "discussions". If you are a virgin at age 21+ then you cant just turn into a swagman. You should have been learning to talk to girls in your teens years. It is hard to skip that and try to pull grown women.
tl;dr just fuck 16 year olds
Should my whatsapp have a profile pic? V rarely use it desu
I'll be watching Canelo/Khan coming up in 20 minutes. Probably no betting opportunity will come up, but if Alvarez has a slow start maybe bookies will give us something.
>>67425363
>going down on a bird you've never met before
>>67425411
THIS what the FUCK are you doing Hass? That's FLITHY.
Only go down on CONFIRMED clean girls you mong.
>>67425363
This is CLASSIC /bet/ future pasta Hass, fucking hell she must have been a right state. Using too much teeth is fucking awful especially if you're not drunk.
Also
>Cum within 30 seconds
Do people actually do this? If anything blowies put me off.
>>67425363
Almost met with a tinder bird til I found her FB and realised she was much fatter than on tinder.
Will definitely be doing a bit of doxxing in the future before meeting people.
>>67425443
I research everyone before any point of serious contact. If they have an Insta great, can literally find everything you need to know and pray on their interests.
>>67425363
Bravo lad
>>67425363
>eating a girl out
Top cuck
>>67425363
>>get dressed while she's in the bathroom and a CAM copy of The Revenant is playing on her laptop and RUN out her flat
Spat at my cornflakes desu
>>67425340
Your dads bent lmao
>>67425363
Little bit annoyed your going to get banned for this.
Fuck off Jannies, leave us alone.
>>67425363
Hass you're the king of bet lid
Laying in bed, naked, window slightly open and listening to the world go by, giggling at hass' story
Pure summers evening bliss.
>>67425650
No replies from 5 birds bragging about making sums this week zzz Hass just King of tinder as well as bet zzz
So glad there's not many johnny fucking foreigners shitting up our fucking thread lads.
>>67425687
Yea i got a similar response, don't think many birds see it as an achievement.
Might just send em a picture of me cock next time.
>>67425687
You have to be fun before you are arrogant/bragging.
>>67425687
ask them who their favourite philosopher is then no matter what their reply say 'mine? desree'
>>67425764
>desree
I don;t get it.
>>67425730
>>67425687
Using the line Hassan did?
>>67425340
I thought it was proper underwhelming desu, should've at least got Pavorotti for some star power rather than some Italian lout from the pub
>>67425730
pmsl why would you consider it an achievement and why on earth would it impress a girl unless you're spending it on her. Strange little man you are
it's finally over lads
Jeff Van Gundy seems like he would be a blast to have a beer with tbqh
>>67425794
Yeah, Hass' line has failed me. I've done better just being myself, which must be fucking boring for the wenches.
Bochellis is Ranieri's friend.
>>67425825
>tfw lumped on this and completely forgot about it
Shitballs
>>67425820
Women like money. Thought that was obvious.
>>67425754
I'm literally begging for advice here and getting gobbled up by Hass and the rest of the tinder mafia, doing my head in
>>67425764
Tez
>>67425794
Yeah similar to his. You're so wrong, it was pure magic lid
>>67425825
Pmsl no chance, mackers invented altitude
>>67425820
Yeah >>67425862 I believe this to be the way to a womens jewels.
>>67425794
>>67425846
Working for me lad
Can't believe how many tinder using, six form attending, chino wearing slugs there are on bet
>>67425897
I have posted a vid here before literally telling you exactly what to do to get laid on Tinder.
>>67425924
>Puppy filter
ABORT ABORT
>>67425924
Can tell by her showing off her tits that she's over 11 stone lid. Bin it.
Alright pals, i've got this dead qt girl my age ish, and she's like Panelope Cruz style qt, only problem is she's got a kid.
I'm not a penny punting student slug, how do I play it, or should I abort cause of the kid.
Night lids x
>>67425924
Ask her if you can feed her dog food for breakfast. Then after shes responds with whatever shes says, say "If you're gonna act like a bitch I'm gonna treat you like a bitch"
>>67425970
Not watching that it's like half an hour long and it was made years ago
>>67425987
Sake lad you aren't looking to marry her. If she's that decent then there's nothing wrong with a pump and dump
>>67426027
Good decision. Horrible reddit tier video desu
>>67425975
theres nothing wrong with the puppy filter girls just use it cause its cute. have sex. you probably tell guys to never use emojis in texts too dont you?
>>67426027
well stop complaining then if you wont watch it
>>67425924
Abort this. She's not worth a bottle of paint stripper. Although thats what you would need to drink to make her look decent.
>>67425987
Abort. Unless you are the age where everyone has kids. And if so, get off /bet/ and get a job.
>>67425853
1111111111
>>67426061
Cheers pal, needed this kind of encouragement from my betting friends. Just might pay to take her out to dinner.
>>67426072
Not that old, but post-uni age where SOME have kids.
>>67426072
I agree with every word of this post
Mackers so sick
NACIONAL
Definitely asking the qt MILF out for a steak now. WIll even pay for some wine if Nacional win.
Hass,what should I have in my bio?
>>67426154
22222222222222
M A C K O O N
L E G E N D
>>67426223
Might have to pay for the kids school uniform at this rate.
Pmsl altitude bets live for another day
>>67425987
Marry her and you can tell us what it's like to live the wife's son meme.
>>67426295
Is it really a meme though? I don't think it's that problematic only ignorant /pol/lacks really give a shit about that kind of shit. Idk, i'd feel slightly """happy"""" about trying to influence a kid that isn't my own in to supporting my club and betting on +ev games, while having my own kids with woman.
Everyone needs a family senpai.
>>67426412
It's pretty pathetic to raise another bloke's kid chum
>>67426072
pmsl what's your age range? Assumed you were in your late 20s
>>67426490
Only if you're a faggot doing it cause the women wants you as support.
If the bloke's not man enough to raise his own kid, let another man take it. Be the bigger man.
>>67426412
It's absolutely not a problem if you are okay with it. It literally does not matter what others think.
>>67426558
I know so many people doing this, friends and family looking after kids from previous relationships. It's a part of our culture now with divorces and re marriages.
The way they, and I see it. If the original Farther or Mother doesn't have custody, or doesn't make the effort to look after their own fucking kid, then they are the pathetic human scum.
I think you're talking big sense here pal.
Euan would DEFINITELY look after a 6 yo girl from Gibraltar if her mother was a dtf Milf.
White sox is in but should've followed my own instinct >>67410595 and not got on the other. Americans should really try and put some info on their tips
My ROI over the last week is only 5.33%
>>67426663
Literally my fetish. Nothing like putting a young girl to bed with a lullaby then shagging her mum's brains out
>>67426702
Follow about 4 tipsters and double my money everyday. Been winning 1k every day for the past week on my fresh 365
>>67426492
I am 20.
>>67426663
Would much rather a nice Armenian milf desu.
>>67426702
Cant buy a car with yield.
>>67426628
The only issue would be if the dad is some psycho who stalks the mother and you get involved in that shit. Kinda sketchy for me personally but if you find all that stuff out and it seems fine plus she is a good woman who makes you happy then go for it.
>>67426778
who are these magical tipsters?
>>67426778
T4tw
ARP
who are the other two you follow?
>>67426755
Gotta admit, shagging a mum after looking after her and her daughter would feel good. Pretty much keking the Father who isn't in their life anymore.
Plus i'd be spending his child support on +ev bets.
>>67426842
>>67426837
Cybu4, inplay2g
Made up my lack of USL tips with prestake on tt.
>>67426866
Is this going to become the new meme?
>>67426879
It's not a meme, it's a fact of life Euan.
If someone wants to pay me to fuck the mother of his child, while betting, then what am I to be moaning at?
>>67426879
Can you run some kind of contest on /bet/ where you look for a betting apprentice?
Really would love to be take under your wing and I am sure others would too.
Can set us different betting related challeges and eliminate one each day/few days, keep it fun and interesting.
I am sure /bet/ would enjoy it.
>>67426923
This is literally WORSE than looking after someone elses child.
golden state -3.5 is looking dire
>>67426923
If someone set it up, I will maybe be the Lord Sugar/Trump in summer. Not like I will have anything else to do pmsl. BT might be back by then though.
>>67426923
Can't stop giggling at this
Won't stop giggling at this
>>67426879
Literally cant get more than £55 on. Zzzzzz.
>>67426879
can't find Gandzasar on 10bet, am I stupid or was it pulled?
>>67427071
Just go on Bwin you retard.
>>67427071
I must have got it pulled. Elsewhere ofc. http://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/armenia/premier-league/gandzasar-kapan-mika-Wh8WK9cs/
>>67427107
>max winnings £35
pmsl
>>67426812
If it was a qt Armenian milf's kid, would you fuck the milf then make the kid breakfast? or stay clear.
If a corner is given at the end of the half but there isn't time to take it, does it still count towards the corner market?
>>67427165
cant imagine Euan being very good with children, maybe when he is a bit older
>>67427179
Euan's the kind of guy to name someone else's kid "nibs"
>>67427165
I'm not really at the age where I want or need to deal with kids desu
>>67427171
From recollection, yes.
If the ref has signalled a corner, and the ball has gone out of play then that actually happened.
>>67427192
Would you if it was Goff's wife and kid.
>>67427240
I was about to say "Does Goff look like the kind of man who would let me steal his wife?" but I think the answer might be yes.
Again, I'm a bit young for that shit.
And off to bed.
Night lids x
>>67427337
gn euay
If I am scared a girl might be a little taller than me (only spoken on tinder/text not met irl yet) should I buy shoe lifts just to make sure I am at least the same height?
>>67427490
>not being over 6 foot
wew
>>67427591
I am 5'10 and this girl said she is about 5'8-5'9 but I think it's better to play it safe and add a couple of extra inches.
>>67427625
Go for it, that's if it's a pump and dump ting. If not, you'll just expose yourself later on
>>67427490
Depends on your height lad.
Chances are if you meet, for food or drinks w.e, she's going to be wearing her heels.
Snorripj, what's your game like?
Where the fuck are the Aussies
CANELO TO WIN
LARGE
A
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G
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KHAN ON POINTS
LARGE
A
R
G
E
>>67427490
When will you learn?
>>67428050
for what?
>>67428274
>1.30
Kashiwa Reysol ML is ez $ boyz
tempted to go U2.5 as well.. hm.
Khan sleepy
D E A D
>>67430244
Didn't you say Kyoto was easy money last night?
>Luckswing's 'large' losing
Great.
>>67430318
it was equalized at literally the last minute of extra time
just bad luck
won the u2.5 though, so not much lost.
>>67430350
>backing a team where Brad Miller hits second
You did it to yourself lad
FC Seoul seems like a safer bet though
>>67430244
WEW
>>67430634
Too late senpai. Already backed Kashiwa DNB @evens
>>67430668
Shame for Khan, went exactly as expected used his speed and boxed on the outside and won the first 3 rounds but then his weak chin lets him down. Hopefully he'll fight Kell Brook at 147 now
I'd recommand Sagamihara 0ah. Blaublitz are tez away from home
>>67430915
pmsl nevermind ;_;
>>67430507
baseball tipsters need to fuck off like the esports cunts who learnt their lesson
>Frontale goal kick
>0 DA
hmmmmmmmm
>>67430350
>>67430507
>>67431017
never in doubt lads ;)
>>67431184
Apologies senpai
>Take a bath just to get comfy and top up on my favourite Aussie team
>they're already playing and are 1-0 up
>>67431389
It was on reddit. Would be up sums if the overs came in
thinking I can make good money fading mugs on reddit, thoughts on tottneham u 2.5?
dont know anything about the EPL
>it's a you have no idea how your bet is doing because there's no in play and neither team has a twitter edition
ok
>>67432662
What game?
>>67432735
Cooma vs Monaro in the ACT
>>67432808
Where are you getting that from m8? It's much appreciated
>>67432840
livescores.cc
goddamm j-league is unpredictable as fuck this week
>>67432884
Thanks senpai. I don't care what Kevin Durant says, you the real MVP
City - Arsenal O4 cards @2. Refund minimum.
>>67433139
Big fan of this picture
>>67422742
My +7.5 Heat won and so did the chiacago white sox -1.5 baseball bet. Sadly, the heat itself lost, didnt think kyle fucking lowry could go off for 33 points out of nowhere since he was shooting so poorly in all 10 games before.
Liking Houston, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh for tomorrow
has stackgainer lost the plot?
Morning lids. How am I supposed to get any betting done with weather like this? Absolutely sweltering and the thought of the babes at the parks.
Bulleen women sw @1.9 is a LARGE
>>67434101
Where are you getting that line? I've been following this and haven't seen anything that high
>>67434120
was on 365 for a min, AH line was -1.75 @2.1 or something silly
The Gap game is a potential moneytrain, Gap have been blowing everybody out including that team which won 10-0 a couple days ago. Will blow out a shit team like Queensland. Mutuals include Gap beating Peninsula 9-0, and Peninsula beating Queensland 8-1
>>67434166
red card ffs, line moved from -3 to -1.25, dont know whether to take or not
hey im pretty new to all of this and im just trying to get a hang of it
ive signed up to tipstertube but im not sure how it works and everyone seems to be charging £££'s
are there any good free tipsters to follow?
>>67434013
Make sure you're up 4 figures and go out lid
>>67434337
In all seriousness I'm pretty amazed Euan isn't charging, it's obvious people would pay for them on there but he's yet to go paid
>>67434417
Zzz
>>67434417
Euan doesn't care about making people money. He is solely tipping to boost his ego, there is literally no chance he voids this bet. There's naturally a bit of stat boosting and ego when it comes to tipping but look at someone like flatanon, he doesn't need to constantly try and improve his roi by tipping flimsy bets, he knows he's a good tipster and is appreciated by others. Euan constantly feels the need to big himself up, maybe because he has a perm, maybe because he goes to an ex-poly. He is truly a strange little man, I would love him to prove me wrong and void both bets but it won't happen. He's scared of /bet/ tt, he's scared of BT and maybe, deep down he's a little scared of the person he's become.
>>67434434
enjoyed this post very much
>>67434434
I can go to sleep now.
get on TPS money train NOW
>>67434463
Reached the limit, feck. Waiting for traders to confirm my larger bet.
>>67434463
next goal + no goal no bet @1.47 on Unibet, all over it
TPS top scorer just got injured. Going off.
>>67434529
how good are they? back the + now maybe?
>Start following tora
>goes on a massive loss streak
sorry lads
>>67434564
>thinking that stack gainer could ever turn a long term profit
wew
Anyone found a way to quickly turn 365 bet history into excel format? I've got about 100 bet backlog due to my pc going in for repairs.
>>67434529
Oling is out?
need 3 more tps goals like air
>>67434417
>euan
what's his account on tipstertube?
Singapore Cricket Club dnb looks d e c e
>>67434704
Stackgainer
>>67434704
Big_al
>>67434711
Gonna tt it desu
77777777777777777777777777
>>67434739
>>67434711
Tears goal as typing it out, sorry fellas
Only managed to get 900 on TPS the trader wouldn't accept any more. Outrageous.
Hope everyone got lots on, good morning aye boyos.
>>67434519
still 1.37. Been rebacking heavily since 4. 1.25 on 365
>ARP
>>67434737
>>67434723
i think im getting trolled ;_____;
>>67434842
it's absolutelyrektpmsl
>>67434823
>>ARP
WOH IS ARP I CANT FIND HIS NAME ON TIPSTERTUBE
why do you guys all speak with acronyms
it's impossible to get anything despite 2+ weeks of lurking
>>67434866
Someone posts a tip on /bet/
2 minutes later someone tips it on tt
It's always the same account that tips it.
Do you want us to spoonfeed you anymore you dirty rat. At least it's good to know you'll be -ve your entire student loan within a week and we won't have to listen to your shit posts whining about "wtb wtb wtb wtb wtb"
>>67434866
listn here u litl rat
Roma to win, u3.5
>>67434866
>been a litl rat
No 3rd in the singburi game
got on tps late + need 2 more goals pls
>>67434884
im plus £50 i'll have u know.
also who is it then, absolutelyrektpmsl?
>Russia shortening again
>>67435006
>absolutelyrektpmsl
Absolutely not.
>>67435108
are u pranking me in an elaborate manner
>>67435006
if you want to lose money, sure
>>67435120
Surely this is nibs. Yes, friend, it is AbsolutelyRektPmsl.
>>67434981
Won
>didn't get on Townsend @ magical odds to make the Euros squad
Shh no tears, only JUST now.
>>67435123
>>67435140
thanks, as a favour i recommend everyone bets on Mumbai @ 2.0 right now since they are almost certain to win this game and it is literally free money. i am a cricket Xpert
What kind of analysis do you guys use for predictive models? I`ve learned how to do a Monte Carlo model but it doesn't do much except for NOT predicting stock price movements. In the long term I want to come up with a model for predicting college handegg.
FK Mika huge value, thanks for the money Euan
cant wait for euan to tip hibs women -1
>>67435229
Have you stolen my model?
>>67435241
:^)
>>67435229
why is this a bet?
>>67435288
I hate weekends on /bet/
>>67435229
zzz went for a quick piss and the line fell down some stairs
roma unreal
over 2.5 in the chojniczanka game when it gets a bit closer to evens
5k on Hibs sw @1.11
>>67435354
Good bet.
>>67435229
Bretty good tip friend, thnx.
>>67435354
Nice +ev
Think i might just leech like the rest of you mongs
>>67435350
hope y'all were a bit less patient than me, was waiting for that last trickle @1.88 when they scored a second, had FH overs staked already atleast
>>67435379
>absolute madman
>>67435420
Implying you were ever going to do anything else.
The thing is, I didn't hate any trip to begin with. But over time as you are exposed to them more and more and begin to see what they are truly like, you begin to hate them.
I started browsing /sp/ in 2011, /bet/ wasn't even a thing back then and wouldn't be a thing until well after flags were introduced.
I took a break from /sp/ right before the Olympics started and didn't come back until the start of 2013 right when it was NRL pre season. I remember following the NFL playoffs and hearing about JFBF and followed his journey through the playoffs. On the day the Ravens won the owl, I remember his victory thread and in that thread there was a lot of drama started by Convict, but of course I had no idea who Convict was at this time. The thread really confused me because I was just there to talk about JFBF's epic prediction and prophecy, but the thread descended into shit.
So then from late 2013 I was just posting in /bet/ threads. This was when I was first properly introduced to Unibwin and BritTurk (I had no idea who Maple Eskimo was until much later). I had no problem with them at all.
I was even one of the people who would constantly beg Uniwin to keep updating the spreadsheet and BrutTurk to give obsure tips, and then say 'thank you based Uni/BritTurk' or some shit like that when they delivered. Unibwin too was nice for hockey discussion because I love playing hockey.
But as the season slowly progressed, I began to hate these two, and trips in general. BritTurk, with his constant attention grabbing by rehashing the same shitty 'OC' that was just the same pic with /bet/ & bookies added. But what really pissed me off about BritTurk was the lies he would perpetuate, the shit about being a care free Britbong living in Turkey and being a drug dealer. Then when he posted with an Isreali proxy claiming it was his current location, I fucking lost it
tears if you're not large on aberdeen today
>>67435462
Then there was Unibwin, with his constant attempts at being 'that spreadsheet guy' and pretending to know shit about sports when it's clear he doesn't. I think I really started to hate Unibwin when he tried posting in Hockey World Cup threads pretending he followed the Dutch NT. Then it all exploded in the /bet/ when I made that Simpsons song. That's when I really let loose on Unibwin. But what really shits me about Unibwin is the image he tries to present of himself when posting with his trip. From his 'I'm going to reply to this random hockey question that popped up with my trip on' when /bet/ is at maximum shitposting, to his constant use of ironic shitposting when he encounters a person with an opinion he deems to be edgy or in your face or whatever, even if the issue they raised is legitimate (see: people criticizing EA of being a horrible company and him going 'le fuck le system, down with corporations XD XD' in response)
I don't specifically remember when, but at some point in 2014 I started meticulously studying the posting behaviour of Unibwin and BritTurk, whether they posted as trip or as anon. I remember this one time an 'anon' tried posting about fantasy in /bet/ and posted his team. I went to the website to find which team the screenshot belonged to and surprise surprise, it was Unibwin.
But this summer has really gone to another level. Unibwin being caught samefagging and forgetting to turn his trip off all but confirmed what type of person he is. Who knows what fucking kind of posts he makes as anon, whilst he tries to present this image of 'that mature trip who always discusses betting when everyone is shitposting and plays video games and definitely isn't some annoying shitposting cunt'.
Anyway, that's the end of my story. These two faggots have made me hate trips. I haven't even talked about Line of Coke, and he's right up there in terms of tripfags I hate the most.
>>67435462
>>67435476
In the future you should try and get out of the house more.
>>67435476
>Unibwin being caught samefagging and forgetting to turn his trip off all but confirmed what type of person he is.
pmsl when did this happen
>>67435476
>Simpsons song
Post link.
>>67435499
Forgot your trip.
>>67435460
11/12 tips posted this week have won m8
>>67435476
>>67435462
as someone who has been on /bet/ for a week and never been on /sp/ before that i can tell you that i dont care. just here for the tips.
wtfb
>>67435517
Love this gimmick desu. So subtle and clever. Must go over the head of most. I appreciate it, buddy.
>>67435471
>Colin in goal
>Considine at CB
>Rooney out
Celtic is a LARGE tbqh
>>67435476
What happened to Line of coke? Not seen him for awhile
>>67435540
i dont get this, rooney plays for united and hes back from injury so dont see why he would be out
>>67435540
>hayes and mcginn are in the side
this just wins
>>67435462
>>67435476
that's a lot of thinking and typing about two ''celebrities'' on a cantonese racqueteering forum mate, you sure you not on the spectrum?
maybe you'd hate BT less if you actually got on his tips, he's the shrewdest we got
>>67435531
What are you talking about? I'm being serious. tired of spoon-feeding and getting fuck all back. Don't know how you do it lad
>>67435462
>>67435476
Missed this
>>67435607
trip on, proxy off
Celtic -1 AH @ 2 is free money
>>67435625
anyone who'd dare to post under this beatiful flag would get his chin tested in an instant m8, always keep one eye open for the phonies
>>67435664
pmsl if you're not bankrolling aberdeen @15 rn
>>67435610
>posts anonymously
>complains when he doesn't get recognition
were you born mentally impaired or is it something that has come on with time?
>>67435703
zzzzzzzzz
>>67435774
I agree with the guy you replied to. I post tips once or twice a day if I have info or hunches. I don't care if people don't post tips as well, I'd rather just have a /bet/ with good tips on rather than a massive shitmix of good and bad tips.
Not sure why anyone would even tip on here looking for some kind of return from their tips or gratitude. If you want to be thanked for tips then set up a tt. If you want other people to post good tips then you just have to wait and see if they do. If you don't like this then stop posting. No one will care the slightest, life will go on as normal.
I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that he's upset that people are making money from the tips he posted publicly and not posting their own tips. Or the fact he's having a hissy fit on here about it.
Either way it's pretty pathetic.
>>67435610
I'm talking about the "anon posting about the winners he has tipped" gimmick.
I do it because I need to keep my fragile ego together.
>>67435813
refer to
>>67435774
Pmsl sacre bleu
Real Madrid -4.5 corner handicap @ 1.9
best home team for corners vs worst away team for corners
>>67435925
Mackers FUMING
lads, if you wanna make money today put 10 euros on Espanyol BTFO Barcelona
Espanyol red card @ 3.0
Benzema to NOT score @ 2.20
r8 or h8 mates
Make sure you hop on all ajax bets. Graafschap isnt playing for anything and they will head into playoffs for promotion/going down. This game is meaningless and if Ajax presses hard enough, graafschap wont chass hard since it's just gonna instill possible injuries or cards. Ajax need to win for the championship but psv has the same points total. Goals are also important. Expected fulltime: 4-0
Zalgiris to score in both halves @1.9
>>67435462
>>67435476
ADVANCE
AUSTRALIA
FAIR
>>67435962
>-2.5
not sure i can do it desu
>>67435992
It might be sweaty but -2.5 is a pretty good line. It's value.
Slask TT tip when?
>>67436007
How many games left to play? 6 goals GD to PSV.
>>67436060
Last one senpai! But psv's playing Zwolle. PSV will want to go HAM and zwolle is also playing for peanuts. Psv might go ham and dish out one of those 6-0's or theyve had before in this season.'y point is, ajax isnt safe with a 1-0z they need some goals too
hiberian slags can't stop scoring.
Euan prestake surreal
Comfy fh handy @ celtic came in. Thank you based scots. Comfy abs training in the gym atm
>>67436101
>Dutch
>Calls Celtic based
wew lid
>>67436081
What else would it be?
get on honka, sorry you've missed the first goal but o3.5 + -1.75 are great lines @ close to evens.
good luck
>>67436123
Iverness
I'm on Syrianske o1.5 @1.78
Both teams don't have their regular defenders starting, so BTTS might be worth a small too
>>67436150
Still dropped to 1.6. This one is only dropping more because of low liquidity. Both good bets if you know anything about betting.
>>67436157
What did it smell like Hass?
>mumbai
>>67435980
GOALS WHEN?
>>67436186
Like that one time I tried to stir fry tuna
>>67436194
they'll win don't worry, i chucked another £50 on at 4.0
I put 5 euros on Espanyol Drawing. If they win I¡ll tear my head off
>>67436080
>h
Go back to school.
>>67436275
Mafia HUP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zJC8ORo-4M
UFC tonight! Can´t wait and need some more tips on the card!
>celtcucks
I take it all back
Skeid +1 @1.5 pays your rent. Was gonna tip this game pre match but you'd just call me mafia.
>>67436436
zzzzz
>>67436478
aren't you literally mafia though? you tipped a game a while ago with straight false info
Tears if you didnt double down on aberdeen at 3-0
Big_Al
-27.05%
>Italian games on
>French Vegan stuck at McDonalds
Feels so fresh here.
>>67436557
>>67436484
so many new /bet/ters posting without taking time to adjust to the culture. this isn't some libtard multi-cultured place you know. before posting crap watch for a few weeks.
weekends are so shit on here.
>>67436590
I've been here for years and started copying his posts in threads its just boring now you utter dullard.
>>67436436
Emmett is a SPECIAL
>>67436590
wot u on about pal?
>>67436436
I have a special stake on Nelson @2.5
>>67436590
pmsl
Gandsazar 1 already
>>67436436
need gooz like air
>>67436478
>Skeid +1 @1.5 pays your rent.
Mafia up SUMS.
>>67436696
I know you melt, was just trying to make a conversation out of it
Why are Sevilla so overpriced against Granada?
They're a much better team and playing at home..
>>67436721
NIBS
I
B
S
wouldnt mind a honka goal or 3
>>67436767
xD
Gandsazar looking top, cheers UE
>>67436746
muh europe hangover and blah blah blah
>>67436781
DONT STEAL MY GIMMICK CUNT
>>67436823
>impersonating me
>>67436823
>>67436845
>impersonating me
>>67436845
If i wasn't such a needle arm skinnyfat id test your chin
>>67436868
DONT STEAL MY GIMMICK CUNT
>Hass
down
Are straight razors +ev?
Tears if you weren't on Millwall
>>67436922
I don't see them doing well after last nights performance tbqh. Missing 2 key players so basically any edge they had is gone. The line is shit and odds are shit to top it all off. I would avoid this like a Cheltenham subway on match day.
>Euan pre stake not so surreal
tears tbqhwy
>>67436909
Just need them to put the biscuit in the tin desu
>Euan
pmsl
>it's an ajax' opponent's keeper is playing the best game of his life episode
pmsl honka only needed 3
>>67436909
Plenty of chances, should see another one desu
http://livestream-s.info/video/434304.html - stream
Freiburg OUT for BLOOD
>>67437142
slamming 8-0 CS @ 81
>>67437154
whats the info?
>>67437165
they are better than the other team at the game of football
>he trusted the dutch
>Gandzasar
Euan ffs.
>>67437165
It's value according to Albania's model pmsl
>St. Etienne
Where is albania anyway?
Hello Euan, where are the Armenian goals m8?
How do tottenham look?
>Down on Hass
>Down on Euan
when does the ride end?
Iwan u lttl rat, y r they nt winnin
Euan EXPOSED
>Russia still shortening
Genuinely suicudal lids
>>67437319
I've decided that I can't live to see the Eurovision, I have too much laying Russia and I think it's time you know. I'll be selling my bubblegums, raising the money for my kid.
Notice Ian's gone VERY quiet now.
>Poo in Park
>>67437373
I'm sure your wife's son will be thrilled
>>67437400
How did you know?
Gandzasar SO generous conceding so I can get more on. V v happy.
>>67437373
Literally lose 5k if they don't win, cannot stop digging my own grave. Don't understand why they haven't drifted yet, might just cash out for a huge loss and cry myself to sleep
le continually foul just outside the box maymay
>Sothon 2-1
I don't think I can afford the helium tank anymore, guys.
wooow someone can't have 1 100% ROI who would've thought?? you guys are like those faggots who call Ronaldo & Messi shit if they don't score for a match
>spuds
>you will never be a Eurovision producer with access to semi-final voting results before the final
Why bother living?
Spurs singlehandedly fucking my winnings for today
Already marked this Euan pre stake down as a loss tb h
Wish this Eurovision gimmick would end desu
Why would you morons bet on Tottenham after their collapse vs Chelsea.
The Spurs lads are some of the most egotistical illdisciplined players going, you think they give a fuck now they got embarassed? no.
>>67437497
Australia shitposting all day long.
Can't stop listening to Charlie Parker.
Won't stop listening to Charlie Parker.
Absolutely fucking despise you Euan lid.
>>67437669
>gimmick
Greasy sixth former, sociology exams, two digit roll, refugees welcome poster, green voter, first year on /bet/ etc
>>67437674
Exactly. Their heads are G O N E
22222222222222222222 hup
>>67437722
This.
Been thinking about it for a while now, even keeps me up at night.
>>67437723
Is the gimmick losing money? Because I was told to lay Russia, who have drifted and back Sweden and Netherlands who have drifted like a barge.
Just about to nip out and get some vitamin d from the sun lads, anyone want some?
>S_L_A_G_S backing Murray against Djok
For what purpose exactly?
>Not making the most of this d e c e day
>>67437821
Because he is a proud English man.
>>67437883
What part of Cambridge you from la?
>>67437897
I'm in London pal
>>67437912
Disgusting.
>>67437883
Looks lovely mate.
>>67437936
Rude
>Ajax
>>67425363
How the fuck has this not been deleted.
I have 45 (you)s
What you got?
>>67437883
What's the bet?
>>67438054
A sex life
>>67438022
>4-0
>expecting the dutch to know their own league
>>67438086
PLEASE have sex.
>>67438065
Me to fall asleep and get sunburnt, 1.7
>>67437883
Where is this
I need to join a cc desu goat summer sport
>>67438175
Hampstead pal, unreal club and 2 quid pints. Dece birds out too
>>67438206
>dece birds out
and none of them are paying any attention to you
Hello freiburg, where are the goals
>>67438265
Fuck off Hass you little rat
RM -1
can someone post the little rat screenshot please
>>67438394
pmsl
>>67437883
>leaving the house
nah
>>67437883
It's like you want to miss the value.
>>67438415
Gambling is haram, lid
>>67438499
Made 700 sleeping this morning so taking day off
>Ajax
I am pmsl
>>67438563
If he's paying you £700, it's a bit rude to sleep through it desu
Sickening Fiorentina rball
Need Freiburg goals like AIR
>10 minute injury time
Wew lad
Malmo fucking cancer. Knew I should have avoided it
jesus fuck Ajax how much can you get cucked? Down insane sums because De Boer thought it was a a good idea to take out his best striker known for scoring goals out of nowhere for a winger who fucking sucks after his injury. I cannot even.
>>67437821
It's coming home, lid
>>67439022
kek
im so bootyblasted atm.
>>67439022
Milik goes to Premier League after this sub
Dreadful Ajax
>>67439022
>>67439109
They lost the gold though, didn't they? That's a small bonus.
1111111111111111111111
>>67439109
Milik goes back to Bundesliga
HOLY SHIT FRIEBURG YES
never in doubt.
hope you donated to the blood lords.
Glasgow W is an rball large. 10-1 DAs 2nd half, ton of shots etc, on a -0.5 atm
Viseu Women +0.25 FH
@2.0
SMED
>>67439715
>pixelpunt
Had enough losses from those
>>67439715
Thanks tora
>>67439880
dont follow, backed -1.5 at kickoff and pretty sure it wins
Horrid day
>>67439715
Might actually cry if this doesn't land
>>67439715
>pixel punting a streamed game
so so unshrewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTuBL03Xb3Q
>>67440066
they looked much like scoring lid?
Done it all wrong
>>67440279
yup
>>67440112
No. They are playing shite and they have made subs.
>SUB | Ruesha Littlejohn replaced by Brogan Hay
pmsl going to need to fluke a goal if the clueless pixel punt is going to win.
>>67440307
Euan's Right
UNDER 1.5 is the BET
Carmarthen +
>>67440353
>Unders
>Slags game
>Cup game
Brave.
>>67440501
V A L U E
>>67440353
huge win this, shaking
>>67440447
Great now i can reback
Anyone else just bet unders on all Ghana matches. Those men can not score. Had 7 end 0-0 5 end 1-0 and 3 lose so far
All the days profit gone on Glasgow slags
HUP
Down insane pmsl. Literally can't win a bet.
up insane, tried to get on TT but would have just had to void anyway
on Legia LARGE
Someone give me a chase bet please
>>67440819
Juventus
How could you not be on kvarnsvedens slags +0.5.?
>they also win at 17s
>>67440862
Don't have eyes everywhere m8
ERA
11111111111111111
>>67440620
yeah i do this pretty much every week, up huge overall, my biggest single league profit wise.
>>67441015
match?
>>67441115
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
Ice sandwiches for me lids
/bet/ lads meetup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijw4bM7Y8E
>>67441178
They will use this video in 100 years time to explain why the racial genocide was necessary.
>>67441315
talking BIG sense pal
>>67441178
Need Hassan in one of these tbqh
>>67441370
Cheers, good to find some like-minded people on here for once.
>>67441315
Applauding this post
>>67441387
I live in constant fear that one day I will indeed be baited out
Pmsl at the rball babbies STILL getting tricked by Israeli slags rball, thanks for the gift of a price on Hapoel Petah Tikva
>They're not on 2-2 CS
pmsl
>>67441588
One of them win it
>>67441588
Are you the lad who put £25 on it? that's next level shrewdness
How're those corner bets doing lads?
>>67441588
got a draw in my weekend 1 quid acca, doesn't matter if it don't come in because I edged it.
tap tap boom
>struggling to beat arsenal
pmsl city are tez
>>67441584
Talking big sense here pal. 1.80 an absolute G I F T
Legia surreal
111111111
>>67440568
SURREAL
MAN CITY VS ARSENAL 2 - 2
Remember me calling it yesterday? Remember when no one trusted me?
>>67441621
Nah it's me, no idea who that is but I recommended it to all yesterday
pic related
>>67441792
Cash out
>>67441831
SuperLenny doesn't have cashouts :(
>>67441723
FUCK I NEARLY DID IT BUT DIDN'T
Just chucked a fiver on no 5th goal though
>>67441890
>superlenny
Why... Just why.
I uses them for the free sign up bonus, awful website, shit odds, useless staff. Money disappeared from account had to complain to get it back. Withdraw tool 5 days, I complain they say I need to redo verification and it took 5 more days. Easily one of the worst gambling sites I've ever used.
>>67441998
>free sign up bonus
Yeah that's what I'm using them for
>>67441998
Singbet says hello
Legia 22222222222
REF BLOW THE WHISTLE
I WANT MY £325 NOW
huuuuuup
Wtb
>>67442502
Valur -0.25
Beyond content lids
>>67435926
down insane
>>67442652
Pmsl, lotto shite
>>67435926
>corner stats matter
why not bet on the odd/even market in basketball while you're at it pmsl
>>67442733
Might as well start betting correct score while you're at it
>>67442641
>wearing jeans in this weather
ffs lid
>>67442641
Where are your shorts you Fucking rat.
>>67437784
>lying on the internet
pasty bongs pls
okay guys ive got £200 worth of free bet bonuses that i want to withdraw but ive got to turn it over once through a bet above 1.5
does anyone have any safe tips?
>>67442788
>>67442853
>shorts
Please fuck off back to Nandos, willing to bet 100% of my roll that you wear those big caps and coloured trainers and obsess over ultimate team. Hope you fail your sports science AS levels, you pathetic little London-dwelling virgins.
>>67442959
juventus
>>67443011
they're only at 1.35
>>67442991
You couldn't be more wrong you jeans wearing (in this heat) limp wristed leftie.
>>67442991
>there's something wrong with coloured trainers
You're trying to hard
>>67442991
>He's been sat outside the past 3+ hours in his fucking jeans
You better believe I'm pmsl right now.
mackers is back at the alty
>>67443011
oh, wait, they're at 1.6. can someone else confirm? is this a safe bet?
sorry guys, im not a big better and i just want to withdraw these winnings
>>67443087
It's a lock m8
>>67443067
>to
>>67443087
If they're at home, yes
LoC wants a smed on petach tikva -0.25
>>67443141
why?
>>67443141
who?
>>67443140
>>67443128
ok thanks guys, i dont have a lotta money so if i can withdraw this it'll be huge for me. cheers
>>67443168
I'm here all week m8, I'm in London next month. How about I test your chin?
>>67443168
Do I look like a limp wristed leftie to you pal? Come say it to my face.
>>67443191
If it's that big then wait for a better bet
>>67443191
stop betting unless you can make shrewd decisions yourself. You will lose betting on Juventus in the long run, since it's correctly price.
>>67443191
Lay it off at an exchange if you're that worried
>>67443235
I am absolutely PMSL desu
>>67443267
yeah i won't bet anymore. i just signed up due to a free bonus and got lucky.
>>67443191
You're meant to lay it off, find a different game with closer odds
>>67443087
They've already won the league, but then again verona are aston villa tier and can't escape the relegation zone so should be an easy Juve win
>>67443295
i don't have enough money to lay it mate. i checked that out.
>>67443375
not racist desu
>>67443375
Fuck
>>67443375
>above average intelligence
ha ha
>>67443083
pmsl thought altitude was a code word for something but he actually thinks sea level determines performance. this guy is something else
>>67443375
That's right
>>67443433
HATE Sunday /bet/
>>67443433
It does, though very minimal, and odds are usually a reflection.
>>67443375
4/7
France will be performing in the 1st half of the final, get ready for Russia shortening even more pmsl
Petach Tikva where are the goals?
>>67443375
Yes
Yes
Yes
Half right, I'm not an underachiever :^)
Incredibly so yes
Agnostic so I guess yes
>>67443353
Should have been an easy win for Milan, too, but yeah, Juventus are a different caliber and I can't see them lose this.
>>67443433
does this woman look like she's performing well to you? pmsl
>>67443433
It of course can and does have an affect. Mackers problem is he believes it has an affect in every game.
>>67443375
Turning 29 tomorrow ; ;
>>67443505
UK to be best of the big five @12 is massive now that Germany, France and Italy are all performing early
Lost every bet I've placed today zzzzz pls score Petach Tikva
MACKERSSSSS
222222 MACKERS
Need a Euan Park USL special tonight like A I R. Done today all wrong
THE FIX
Mackers so sick>>67443913
Barca +2.5 in the basketball, take the ML @2.2
>>67444150
No market zzzzz
putting my wife's son on EBAM
zzzz another lost bet.
>>67444250
what is EBAM m8
>>67444150
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67444271
They're playin awfully right now. Going to get some more on the ML
>>67444261
might put the allowance my bull gives me on it
Daniel Gould @sofabet · 1m1 minute ago
UK draws second half
ITS COMING HOME
>>67444340
>no /bet/ in title
>Image not even related to betting, sports, or /bet/ culture
Not posting there.
>>67444020
S2 overs of course.
>>67444340
No don'tjoin this.
>>67444340
Awfull
>>67444340
>Americans
Ameribets need to consider suicide
>>67444475
>Ameribets
You better not be talking about >Ameribets, nigga. I will fite you.
Where's the real new thread friendos?
>>67444622
You going to make one or are you going to sit on you arse waiting for someone else? No wonder this country is on its knees.
>>67444696
pmsl
