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Saturday 3pms edition
/bet/ accy subedition
Old thread: >>67390470
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The South will (not) rise again.
Official /bet/ acca
first for trump
dubs and every bet that degenerates make today will win
>>67408270
No it isn't, >>67403362 is. Fuck off
>doubting le short black man with a cool head in the box
Luxton aftertiming again
Official /bet/ acca
>Hurricanes SW
Fuck off you worthless worm of an Anon.
>>67408311
Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
>>67408375
Shit, went overboard with the VK's :(
in all seriousness I got fucked and went home early to be sick in my toilet
>>67408423
that's more like it
>East Sterling
>Hurricanes
Fuck you all
>>67408471
>Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
this, literally no point doing accas with odds of less than 10
also Chelsea surreal, will be up a small stake or two once these doubles, trebles and 4 folds all come in
Post Betfair p&ls
West Ham were always far too short
DA SWANS
in tears here, absolute tears at you mugs doubting the collective will of /bet/
who /newcastle/ here?
>You will never kidnap and torture a linesman
down insane because of westham
>>67408749
same, have them with dortmund, 2 bullshit linesman's calls
>>67408574
Was a great time before that though, shame
>>67408749
sweating
What match is everyone watching?
>>67408771
on both, not as doubles but large anyway
Going to be hup
DAT SWANSEA HEART
Swansea +1 @2.6?
2222222222
/bet/ accy hup
dull paki shitposter DAC
swansea just want it more
How can you not bet on Leicester win? Everton has nothing to play for
>>67408841
How can you not bet on Everton win? Leicester has nothing to play for
>west shit
the fuck
>>67408859
Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
>>67408828
>a match is 34 minutes
enjoy your pennies for now
>>67408841
Leicester has nothing to play for
>>67408878
>Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
just like chelsea last season
>>67408878
they wanna lift the trophy, thats the only thing that matters
>>67408859
party atmosphere
>>67408917
Chelsea won it before their last game at home muppet
how's newcastle playing?
>>67409155
Alright but Villa being pretty unadventurous so they're not finding any space.
>Swansea are missing Sigurdsson
>West Ham need Champions League football
bet mafia hup pmsl
>dirtmund havent even equalised yet
>Shitham is down 0-2
pmsl, last time im betting on mainstream lotto football shite. literally only losing here.
>Wolfsbrug scores in the middle of the process of bet placement
sigh
Cybu4 the mainstream J U D G E
Need Newcastle to step it up 2nd half! Howay the lads!!!
>everything is topsy turvy
Just JUST my shit up.
What the fuck is going on in the York game? Rball just went goal crazy, should be 4 goals in like 5 min according to it.
>Swansea 3
CASH ME OUT
Cash me out right now
CAN'T CASH OUT
Losing SUMS on Dortmund. On the bright side, I live in Frankfurt and the whole city will celebrate like they've won a major title. Last home game of the season and they're going out on a high note if they can hold the lead.
>>67409696
Fuck you i'm on Dortmund
How shit can they be.
>>67409684
>not lumping entire cashflow on 4-3 west ham win
33333
Swans + surreal
I've won on every race today apart from the first, no big amounts though.
Chelsea 333333 when?
>Viking 2-0
Thanks for saving my weekend, friends.
down retarded sums, can''t even afford to chase today
fuck this shit.
>>67409726
You forgot the goddamn gif. You had ONE job, strange toothpaste, ONE JOB!
Zzzzzz when will Big Al tip so I can lay it
>Dortmund
>lose to Liverpool
>lose to Eintrechenberger
Nice 2nd best team you've got there Germany.
ROVERS GOAL, WHEN??
blood pressure so high my fucking face is covered by throbbing veins. blood vessels in my eyes are already popping. cant feel my hands and feet anymore
CMON
>schalke
hahahahahahaha
Account limited again. FFS
BUYERN
Ander what a judge
>chelsea
PMSL. What a day
FUCK OFF DORTMUND
BRISTOL?? WTF R U DOING
...CHELSEA U UTTER CUNTS
Mackers such a PL J U D G E
Gonna have to apply for a shelf stacking job at my local supermarket after todays losses
>BRISTOL
>CHELSEA
AHAHAHHAAH KEKE FUCK OFF
DOWN ABSOLUTE SUMS
BIG SAM SURREAL
SUCH A COOL HEAD
Place Sunderland 0.0 @ 2.45
>3 seconds later, 3-2
The Chase is ON
>it's opposite day
>special staked chelsea twice on TT
>>67408325
Just imagine.
can still cash out the bristols game without a loss. seriously considering it, can't handle seeing another medium large go down the drain
>Big_Al Big's up Newcastle on TT
>Sunerland go and score twice
zzzzz when will these 3pm kick offs end so these students can get back to revision
>>67410249
They're going to throw everyone up, D&R relegated so i can't imagine they'll offer much fight anymore. Lower English leagues focus on fitness more, so Bristol should have enough.
or i'm DAC.
Might even watch the MLS later
Ander surreal, no chance to get on though
ffs Bristol
Braves and Diamondbacks over 7.5
White Sox -1.5
fucking hell, Bristol seriously are not going to do it..
>>67410531
Confidence on it from 1-10? White sox seems a lock not sure about the other
Why was unders tipped by ARP??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRISTOL
>>67410608
Opposite day
>>67410608
head in my hands, might have to change pass again
pmsl
>>67410608
Value odds according to my model
YES HAHAHAHA KEKEKEKE
UP ABSOLUTE SUMS
LOVE YOU BRISTOL
BRISTOL
BRISTOL
>>67410608
365 were offering 1.66 when it was 1.4 in asia, good bet
wouldnt mind a newcastle goal desu
>>67410644
fucking queer
>>67408556
absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Placed retarded bets to chase my losses if Bristol don't win. Probably gonna end up down for the day anyway..
>>67410631
You just need people to prove themselves really. Make them show you their spreadsheet before handing over the pass
>>67410634
>>67410659
Just no lads
>>67410691
wow, that's not allowed in bet.
>>67410696
>down 28 quid
couldnt care less pal
>>67410701
down 800 here
Well done East Sterling. Good model.
>>67410713
Im just happy muggy accy's dont win like they are supposed to.
If I get a new 365 account, do I need to use a proxy? And if so should I get a vpn cause surely you'd need a private IP, not one that is shared by hundreds right?
Will bet my left nut that these dullards spamming the thread have an average stake of £8 on all their accys pmsl
fc porto @ 2 now, make sure you put a fiver on it.
big sam is a genius
>>67410817
talking big sense pal
>>67410767
Why isn't Aboukabar playing?
>>67410767
5? Do people actually bother which such small stakes? I don't think I've bet less than 50 quid on a single stake this year
Relegated again ffs, smashing up the flat
>>67410881
Because it's not fc Sweden
>>67410885
OK big man
want to TT the lay of Russia @ 2.7. What should the analysis be? Tbh I've got hundreds on and don't even know why
>>67410885
Im basing this bet on absolutely nothing but good odds for porto.
>>67410885
Ooooh, you're hard
>>67410941
What even is the whole thing? I've layed Russia, backed Sweden and Holland, and backed Malta to finish in top 10.
Is that it?
>>67410885
It's a meme you greasy student
>>67410885
Hey big boy ;) xx
>>67410958
Georgia to qualify, but you might have missed good odds. Netherlands e/w is good value too. I've got like 5k combined on it, mainly rusko lays. This is such good free money.
Can someone give me the norwegian site which has score updates for lower leagues please?
>>67410941
Is PaddyPower on TT? 1.33 for anyone but the big 5 to win is a 10/10, 1.29 on Coral if not
>>67410992
>>67410984
>>67410946
>>67410945
>>67410919
Thanks for the (you)s
>>67411003
Post screenshot, got 2.5k liability myself, tempted to top up but can't tell if this is all a big joke. Might cash for 400 loss
>>67411024
who are the big 5?
>>67411035
France - 8.8 but drifting ever since rehearsals started
Italy - 38
UK - 85
Spain - 220
Germany - 640
>>67411067
UK top 10 worth a tiny
feeling absolutely shrewd at the moment. Just bankrolled Inter @ 1.3. Surely, it will sail in. Guaranteed shekels!
>>67411006
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
>>67411103
Thanks lid
goosebumps wow
Lotto shite
andrea bocelli is an absolute legend desu
Crying my fucking eyes out lads.
>>67411301
Looking forward to Bocelli singing "whose the wanker in the black"
Russia are favs for a reason lads. they're the only ones that care
in tears with the lads, wow, what a moment
Genuinely concerned with how much I have on Alanyaspor DNB.
>>67411301
>andrea bocelli
pop opera shit desu
Dread to think what Goffy boy made of that
>>67411495
why would you do this
exaggerator, creator, shagaf in my trifecta box
>>67411534
>Dread to think
It's the only bright moment of your life, you fucking slug
>>67411571
absolute mad man
>>67411556
Because I occasionally enjoy placing muggy soccerway bets
>>67411597
Nice, mature
Mates who were at the Frankfurt game whatsapp me pictures holding their winning betslips in their greasy hands, these absolute cunts, they know I never bet on Frankfurt
>>67410767
Thanks mate
>>67411619
honestly i think the stupid name is suppressing the action on shagaf, VERY strong field of names this year
give me ONE reason why Russia will do anything but win Eurovision.
>>67411748
people will riot against Russia because of Ukraine or no gay rights or whatever reason people need to hate the Russians. Just like last year really.
>>67411748
It's not about who performs best, it's "who has the most friends?" Russia doesn't have many friends.
>>67411748
Don't you follow euro vision? Watch the rehearsals, follow historical results and analyse the reasons for them. Compare that to this year. Watch for info on personal life of participants. Take into consideration social and political factors. And then you'll know why, pleb.
>>67408917
>>67408921
>johnny foreigner thinking they know my league better than me
>literally 10 seconds before the goal thinking to myself 'feeling like a cheeky vardy goal'
>stream dies so try to revive it
>bet365 goal, it's vardy ofcourse
FFS zzzzzz absolutely fuming
>>67411789
>>67411823
people are scared of them though
>>67411856
Pseudo detected
>>67411877
My little shitbag of a nephew is hogging my pc playing farming simulator so I couldn't place any bets in the past 30 minutes (I'm still logged in there). Having visitors over is so fucking -ev.
Alliser Thorne @ 3.00 GoT dead pool
simbly wins :^)
>>67411789
Just like last year when they were hated more and came second?
>>67411823
No it isn't and Russia have the most friends of any country, that's partly why they're so short
>>67411856
Translation:
I have no idea
>>67412058
but they didnt come first which was sort of projected. They have a strong balkan ally but the west will completely vote against them. I've seen the Russian act and so far it's not flawless. The west won't vote for Russia and if anyone is slightly better, the East wont either.
Ukraine can easily take some of Russia's votes now, price is stupid.
>>67412125
Pmsl at this utter pseudoness. Sweden were favourites for all but an hour of the final last year, don't see how you can say no one will vote for them when they beat literally every other country but one. The only countries not to vote for Russia last year were the San Marino jury which always votes for troll acts and Lithuania. So clueless.
Just made a donation to the blood gods.
Krasnodar -1
How many of you actually expect to have a green book or turn a profit on Eurovision?
I'm a professional gambler specialising in TV events and I make my living betting six figure sums on Eurovision and all I can say is I am pmsl at some of the posts on here.
>>67412212
Im not saying no-vote, im saying not in the top 3, you utter utter mong. Enjoy backing the russians and lose all your money to the eurovision jews.
>>67412248
Pretty simple.
Back Bulgaria/Australia/France
Lay Russia
Back Russia in play
Same shit new year
Just want one of the following:
- Screenshots of people's books so I can see if they're serious
- BT's write up
- Russia to drift, Sweden/Netherlands to shorten
- 6 figure man or Gavster to tell me everything will be ok
>>67412248
not very
>>67412279
Sweden top 5 has been shortening friendo
>>67412275
No/no/no
Yes
No
>>67412346
I've backed Sweden, Holland for winners, and Malta top 10
Is this what your meant to do?
Why won't you bankroll Sporting today?
>>67412346
>implying Bulgaria isn't the best song that's going to be the top 10 bet of the century
>implying Australia arn't top 5 specials as shown by last year because we get all the meme votes when countries don't want to vote for other Europeans
>>67412414
Because /bet/ told me that's not very smart.
>>67412459
>Eurovision
>Australia
>Israel
>>67412323
I'm only on the win lid
Russia will drift after the jury votes desu, the jury won't like it, might be able to get a decent price on top 3 after that which is a LARGE.
leiknir goals when????
here is a special for you lads, I know quigley he's in great shape for this fight and the guy he is fighting is on the way out, set up for him to KO this lad and keep being groomed by golden boy to be a cash cow
Ok, laying Russia one more time. They will drift during the finals, just hoping I haven't bottled it by then.
Hope you bet on Friday to score, friends.
>>67406279
That nigger is fucking magic.
>>67412540
>>67412843
Russia will begin its drift during the semis and end up high single digits on the night of the final. Cap this.
>>67412772
>special
>100 euros on
>>67412906
I'm not a big bettor and I'm broke at the minute laddy
dread to think of where ARP's head is right now
>>67412948
>broke irish gambler wants me to take his 'special' stake
>>67412884
BT?
>>67413010
I'm not broke from betting
But whatever if you don't want easy money that's fine
Gavster likes Sweden, getting a lot of radio play
chasing losses tonight lids, give me a sure thing
>odds for Russia to lose @1.5s on Pinnacle
>nobody has mentioned this
'Russia will get very little of the Western vote due to political and social factors' has to be the worst Eurovision meme going. Literally all the evidence from the last few years indicates otherwise.
>>67413141
w-what was the point in laying at 2.7s for all this time, then?
>>67413141
ffs
>Ranieri to be knighted by 2017
>20/1
Fucking hell Paddy Power.
leiknir goal when
>>67413226
muh laying
>>67413357
is that just because it's easier to trade out or what
>>67413171
Have you seen Ukraine? Will take a lot of their votes.
>>67413357
peter FUCKING webb
>>67412852
Nope but I bet on both teams to score @2.1 Lillestrom yet to score 0 in a match this season!
>>67413371
Yeah. Easy to manage through betfair, I imagine most have many positions.
>>67413371
muh book
>Russia will get very little of the Western vote due to political and social factors, etc. Ukraine will also suck up a lot of Russias votes
rubbish
Might take TT seriously for a laugh, means i can't post here though I'm afraid guys. Be sure to follow me :)
>>67413634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgrQrsGay5g
There's a reason for Ukraine price movement, looks v v good. Can see it splitting the televote a bit with the political situation desu
>>67413696
As long as you don't go paid after 20 tips lid
>>67413696
>taking something seriously for a laugh
Impossible to get on Euan's bet
>>67413773
BIG fan of this gimmick
>>67413859
Not even a gimmick, can never get on his bets
Shouldn't have listened to /bet/, Leicester up 3 goals now
tfw freerolling
999999
large for tonight: Rays -126
>>67414511
moneyline?
>>67414598
yes
>>67410750
Bumping this
Will someone PLEASE tell me the reason I should special stake Russia not to win Eurovision. Not "it will drift" or "muh politics" please
>>67414653
their song isn't that good.
>>67414684
Thanks. Is there a reason they are so short atm if it isnt good?
Great day betting with the Tipsters here but still fuming about Newcastle fucking things up.
simply winning
>>67414511
>american odds
>>67414998
>aftertiming
>>67414998
What bookmakers even accept 10cent bets. Disgusting
>>67415254
Not even sure if b8
>PSG -1 @1.8
Why though? They're playing their first team
>>67414717
gimmicky stage and special effects I guess, plus Russia are actually trying very hard to win
the song, however, is cold and zzzz, no huge Eurovision hook and ripped off Sweden last year too. The sfx themselves have far too much going on and it overall tries too hard to win while being ultimately unmemorable
>>67414653
Kill yourself scamming fraud.
>>67414653
>>67414653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
does this song look like a winner to you?
Hello where are the Braga goals
http://sofabet.com/daniel-goulds-ten-top-tips-on-eurovision-betting/
The bible of Eurovision betting tbqh, don't pass your pseudo opinions on here without reading this first.
>>67415314
Home team need points desperately and PSG playing for nothing, however I think PSG are trying to break the most points in a season record so it could be a bet
>>67415392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
french are pretty okay desu
who else thinks i'll win £325 lads
>>67415392
Yes.
>>67415505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
This girl is real QT and song is funky as fuck. She won't win but I wish she did desu.
>>67415494
most definitely pal, keep at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
fucking faggots of Denmark gonna be up there. Very Eurofriendly.
ARP here, signing out and heading down to a local barby. Have a nice evening lads and look after the TT while I'm away
Braga still worth a punt? Haven't watched the game
>>67415536
>real QT
Wew lad
>>67415598
Won't even qualify pmsl, such a pseudo
>>67415614
no 10/10 but indefinitely better than any slags Brittain could produce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
Last but not least, my Homecountry the Dutchcucks. Douwe Bob is that handsome man that does country. His song is so mellow and will definitely qualify and most likely reach top 10, maybe top 5 if lucky.
>>67415657
Predictable response was predictable
>2016
>people using fractions
why is this a thing
>>67415701
did you bet on it? serious value to be found if you were shrewd enough.
/bet/ Mafia tip for you.
Brann -0.5 @1.875. No idea how Brann aren't ahead already but that probably means Start end up winning.But you're big boys, decide yourself x
>>67415601
trip on please lad
