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Official /bet/ acca
first for trump
dubs and every bet that degenerates make today will win
>>67408270
No it isn't, >>67403362 is. Fuck off
>doubting le short black man with a cool head in the box
Luxton aftertiming again
Official /bet/ acca
>Hurricanes SW
Fuck off you worthless worm of an Anon.
>>67408311
Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
>>67408375
Shit, went overboard with the VK's :(
in all seriousness I got fucked and went home early to be sick in my toilet
>>67408423
that's more like it
>East Sterling
>Hurricanes
Fuck you all
>>67408471
>Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
this, literally no point doing accas with odds of less than 10
also Chelsea surreal, will be up a small stake or two once these doubles, trebles and 4 folds all come in
Post Betfair p&ls
West Ham were always far too short
DA SWANS
in tears here, absolute tears at you mugs doubting the collective will of /bet/
who /newcastle/ here?
>You will never kidnap and torture a linesman
down insane because of westham
>>67408749
same, have them with dortmund, 2 bullshit linesman's calls
>>67408574
Was a great time before that though, shame
>>67408749
sweating
What match is everyone watching?
>>67408771
on both, not as doubles but large anyway
Going to be hup
DAT SWANSEA HEART
Swansea +1 @2.6?
2222222222
/bet/ accy hup
dull paki shitposter DAC
swansea just want it more
How can you not bet on Leicester win? Everton has nothing to play for
>>67408841
How can you not bet on Everton win? Leicester has nothing to play for
>west shit
the fuck
>>67408859
Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
>>67408828
>a match is 34 minutes
enjoy your pennies for now
>>67408841
Leicester has nothing to play for
>>67408878
>Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
just like chelsea last season
>>67408878
they wanna lift the trophy, thats the only thing that matters
>>67408859
party atmosphere
>>67408917
Chelsea won it before their last game at home muppet
how's newcastle playing?
>>67409155
Alright but Villa being pretty unadventurous so they're not finding any space.
>Swansea are missing Sigurdsson
>West Ham need Champions League football
bet mafia hup pmsl
>dirtmund havent even equalised yet
>Shitham is down 0-2
pmsl, last time im betting on mainstream lotto football shite. literally only losing here.
>Wolfsbrug scores in the middle of the process of bet placement
sigh
Cybu4 the mainstream J U D G E
Need Newcastle to step it up 2nd half! Howay the lads!!!
>everything is topsy turvy
Just JUST my shit up.
What the fuck is going on in the York game? Rball just went goal crazy, should be 4 goals in like 5 min according to it.
>Swansea 3
CASH ME OUT
Cash me out right now
CAN'T CASH OUT
Losing SUMS on Dortmund. On the bright side, I live in Frankfurt and the whole city will celebrate like they've won a major title. Last home game of the season and they're going out on a high note if they can hold the lead.
>>67409696
Fuck you i'm on Dortmund
How shit can they be.
>>67409684
>not lumping entire cashflow on 4-3 west ham win
33333
Swans + surreal
I've won on every race today apart from the first, no big amounts though.
Chelsea 333333 when?
>Viking 2-0
Thanks for saving my weekend, friends.
down retarded sums, can''t even afford to chase today
fuck this shit.
>>67409726
You forgot the goddamn gif. You had ONE job, strange toothpaste, ONE JOB!
Zzzzzz when will Big Al tip so I can lay it
>Dortmund
>lose to Liverpool
>lose to Eintrechenberger
Nice 2nd best team you've got there Germany.
ROVERS GOAL, WHEN??
blood pressure so high my fucking face is covered by throbbing veins. blood vessels in my eyes are already popping. cant feel my hands and feet anymore
CMON
>schalke
hahahahahahaha
Account limited again. FFS
BUYERN
Ander what a judge
>chelsea
PMSL. What a day
FUCK OFF DORTMUND
BRISTOL?? WTF R U DOING
...CHELSEA U UTTER CUNTS
Mackers such a PL J U D G E
Gonna have to apply for a shelf stacking job at my local supermarket after todays losses
>BRISTOL
>CHELSEA
AHAHAHHAAH KEKE FUCK OFF
DOWN ABSOLUTE SUMS
BIG SAM SURREAL
SUCH A COOL HEAD
Place Sunderland 0.0 @ 2.45
>3 seconds later, 3-2
The Chase is ON
>it's opposite day
>special staked chelsea twice on TT
>>67408325
Just imagine.
can still cash out the bristols game without a loss. seriously considering it, can't handle seeing another medium large go down the drain
>Big_Al Big's up Newcastle on TT
>Sunerland go and score twice
zzzzz when will these 3pm kick offs end so these students can get back to revision
>>67410249
They're going to throw everyone up, D&R relegated so i can't imagine they'll offer much fight anymore. Lower English leagues focus on fitness more, so Bristol should have enough.
or i'm DAC.
Might even watch the MLS later
Ander surreal, no chance to get on though
ffs Bristol
Braves and Diamondbacks over 7.5
White Sox -1.5
fucking hell, Bristol seriously are not going to do it..
>>67410531
Confidence on it from 1-10? White sox seems a lock not sure about the other
Why was unders tipped by ARP??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRISTOL
>>67410608
Opposite day
>>67410608
head in my hands, might have to change pass again
pmsl
>>67410608
Value odds according to my model
YES HAHAHAHA KEKEKEKE
UP ABSOLUTE SUMS
LOVE YOU BRISTOL
BRISTOL
BRISTOL
>>67410608
365 were offering 1.66 when it was 1.4 in asia, good bet
wouldnt mind a newcastle goal desu
>>67410644
fucking queer
>>67408556
absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Placed retarded bets to chase my losses if Bristol don't win. Probably gonna end up down for the day anyway..
>>67410631
You just need people to prove themselves really. Make them show you their spreadsheet before handing over the pass
>>67410634
>>67410659
Just no lads
>>67410691
wow, that's not allowed in bet.
>>67410696
>down 28 quid
couldnt care less pal
>>67410701
down 800 here
Well done East Sterling. Good model.
>>67410713
Im just happy muggy accy's dont win like they are supposed to.
If I get a new 365 account, do I need to use a proxy? And if so should I get a vpn cause surely you'd need a private IP, not one that is shared by hundreds right?
Will bet my left nut that these dullards spamming the thread have an average stake of £8 on all their accys pmsl
fc porto @ 2 now, make sure you put a fiver on it.
big sam is a genius
>>67410817
talking big sense pal
>>67410767
Why isn't Aboukabar playing?
>>67410767
5? Do people actually bother which such small stakes? I don't think I've bet less than 50 quid on a single stake this year
Relegated again ffs, smashing up the flat
>>67410881
Because it's not fc Sweden
>>67410885
OK big man
want to TT the lay of Russia @ 2.7. What should the analysis be? Tbh I've got hundreds on and don't even know why
>>67410885
Im basing this bet on absolutely nothing but good odds for porto.
>>67410885
Ooooh, you're hard
>>67410941
What even is the whole thing? I've layed Russia, backed Sweden and Holland, and backed Malta to finish in top 10.
Is that it?
>>67410885
It's a meme you greasy student
>>67410885
Hey big boy ;) xx
>>67410958
Georgia to qualify, but you might have missed good odds. Netherlands e/w is good value too. I've got like 5k combined on it, mainly rusko lays. This is such good free money.
Can someone give me the norwegian site which has score updates for lower leagues please?
>>67410941
Is PaddyPower on TT? 1.33 for anyone but the big 5 to win is a 10/10, 1.29 on Coral if not
>>67410992
>>67410984
>>67410946
>>67410945
>>67410919
Thanks for the (you)s
>>67411003
Post screenshot, got 2.5k liability myself, tempted to top up but can't tell if this is all a big joke. Might cash for 400 loss
>>67411024
who are the big 5?
>>67411035
France - 8.8 but drifting ever since rehearsals started
Italy - 38
UK - 85
Spain - 220
Germany - 640
>>67411067
UK top 10 worth a tiny
feeling absolutely shrewd at the moment. Just bankrolled Inter @ 1.3. Surely, it will sail in. Guaranteed shekels!
>>67411006
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
>>67411103
Thanks lid
goosebumps wow
Lotto shite
andrea bocelli is an absolute legend desu
Crying my fucking eyes out lads.
>>67411301
Looking forward to Bocelli singing "whose the wanker in the black"
Russia are favs for a reason lads. they're the only ones that care
in tears with the lads, wow, what a moment
Genuinely concerned with how much I have on Alanyaspor DNB.
>>67411301
>andrea bocelli
pop opera shit desu
Dread to think what Goffy boy made of that
>>67411495
why would you do this
exaggerator, creator, shagaf in my trifecta box
>>67411534
>Dread to think
It's the only bright moment of your life, you fucking slug
>>67411571
absolute mad man
>>67411556
Because I occasionally enjoy placing muggy soccerway bets
>>67411597
Nice, mature
Mates who were at the Frankfurt game whatsapp me pictures holding their winning betslips in their greasy hands, these absolute cunts, they know I never bet on Frankfurt
>>67410767
Thanks mate
>>67411619
honestly i think the stupid name is suppressing the action on shagaf, VERY strong field of names this year
give me ONE reason why Russia will do anything but win Eurovision.
>>67411748
people will riot against Russia because of Ukraine or no gay rights or whatever reason people need to hate the Russians. Just like last year really.
>>67411748
It's not about who performs best, it's "who has the most friends?" Russia doesn't have many friends.
>>67411748
Don't you follow euro vision? Watch the rehearsals, follow historical results and analyse the reasons for them. Compare that to this year. Watch for info on personal life of participants. Take into consideration social and political factors. And then you'll know why, pleb.
>>67408917
>>67408921
>johnny foreigner thinking they know my league better than me
>literally 10 seconds before the goal thinking to myself 'feeling like a cheeky vardy goal'
>stream dies so try to revive it
>bet365 goal, it's vardy ofcourse
FFS zzzzzz absolutely fuming
>>67411789
>>67411823
people are scared of them though
>>67411856
Pseudo detected
>>67411877
My little shitbag of a nephew is hogging my pc playing farming simulator so I couldn't place any bets in the past 30 minutes (I'm still logged in there). Having visitors over is so fucking -ev.
Alliser Thorne @ 3.00 GoT dead pool
simbly wins :^)
>>67411789
Just like last year when they were hated more and came second?
>>67411823
No it isn't and Russia have the most friends of any country, that's partly why they're so short
>>67411856
Translation:
I have no idea
>>67412058
but they didnt come first which was sort of projected. They have a strong balkan ally but the west will completely vote against them. I've seen the Russian act and so far it's not flawless. The west won't vote for Russia and if anyone is slightly better, the East wont either.
Ukraine can easily take some of Russia's votes now, price is stupid.
>>67412125
Pmsl at this utter pseudoness. Sweden were favourites for all but an hour of the final last year, don't see how you can say no one will vote for them when they beat literally every other country but one. The only countries not to vote for Russia last year were the San Marino jury which always votes for troll acts and Lithuania. So clueless.
Just made a donation to the blood gods.
Krasnodar -1
How many of you actually expect to have a green book or turn a profit on Eurovision?
I'm a professional gambler specialising in TV events and I make my living betting six figure sums on Eurovision and all I can say is I am pmsl at some of the posts on here.
>>67412212
Im not saying no-vote, im saying not in the top 3, you utter utter mong. Enjoy backing the russians and lose all your money to the eurovision jews.
>>67412248
Pretty simple.
Back Bulgaria/Australia/France
Lay Russia
Back Russia in play
Same shit new year
Just want one of the following:
- Screenshots of people's books so I can see if they're serious
- BT's write up
- Russia to drift, Sweden/Netherlands to shorten
- 6 figure man or Gavster to tell me everything will be ok
>>67412248
not very
>>67412279
Sweden top 5 has been shortening friendo
>>67412275
No/no/no
Yes
No
>>67412346
I've backed Sweden, Holland for winners, and Malta top 10
Is this what your meant to do?
Why won't you bankroll Sporting today?
>>67412346
>implying Bulgaria isn't the best song that's going to be the top 10 bet of the century
>implying Australia arn't top 5 specials as shown by last year because we get all the meme votes when countries don't want to vote for other Europeans
>>67412414
Because /bet/ told me that's not very smart.
>>67412459
>Eurovision
>Australia
>Israel
>>67412323
I'm only on the win lid
Russia will drift after the jury votes desu, the jury won't like it, might be able to get a decent price on top 3 after that which is a LARGE.
leiknir goals when????
here is a special for you lads, I know quigley he's in great shape for this fight and the guy he is fighting is on the way out, set up for him to KO this lad and keep being groomed by golden boy to be a cash cow
Ok, laying Russia one more time. They will drift during the finals, just hoping I haven't bottled it by then.
Hope you bet on Friday to score, friends.
>>67406279
That nigger is fucking magic.
>>67412540
>>67412843
Russia will begin its drift during the semis and end up high single digits on the night of the final. Cap this.
>>67412772
>special
>100 euros on
>>67412906
I'm not a big bettor and I'm broke at the minute laddy
dread to think of where ARP's head is right now
>>67412948
>broke irish gambler wants me to take his 'special' stake
>>67412884
BT?
>>67413010
I'm not broke from betting
But whatever if you don't want easy money that's fine
Gavster likes Sweden, getting a lot of radio play
chasing losses tonight lids, give me a sure thing
>odds for Russia to lose @1.5s on Pinnacle
>nobody has mentioned this
'Russia will get very little of the Western vote due to political and social factors' has to be the worst Eurovision meme going. Literally all the evidence from the last few years indicates otherwise.
>>67413141
w-what was the point in laying at 2.7s for all this time, then?
>>67413141
ffs
>Ranieri to be knighted by 2017
>20/1
Fucking hell Paddy Power.
leiknir goal when
>>67413226
muh laying
>>67413357
is that just because it's easier to trade out or what
>>67413171
Have you seen Ukraine? Will take a lot of their votes.
>>67413357
peter FUCKING webb
>>67412852
Nope but I bet on both teams to score @2.1 Lillestrom yet to score 0 in a match this season!
>>67413371
Yeah. Easy to manage through betfair, I imagine most have many positions.
>>67413371
muh book
>Russia will get very little of the Western vote due to political and social factors, etc. Ukraine will also suck up a lot of Russias votes
rubbish
Might take TT seriously for a laugh, means i can't post here though I'm afraid guys. Be sure to follow me :)
>>67413634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgrQrsGay5g
There's a reason for Ukraine price movement, looks v v good. Can see it splitting the televote a bit with the political situation desu
>>67413696
As long as you don't go paid after 20 tips lid
>>67413696
>taking something seriously for a laugh
Impossible to get on Euan's bet
>>67413773
BIG fan of this gimmick
>>67413859
Not even a gimmick, can never get on his bets
Shouldn't have listened to /bet/, Leicester up 3 goals now
tfw freerolling
999999
large for tonight: Rays -126
>>67414511
moneyline?
>>67414598
yes
>>67410750
Bumping this
Will someone PLEASE tell me the reason I should special stake Russia not to win Eurovision. Not "it will drift" or "muh politics" please
>>67414653
their song isn't that good.
>>67414684
Thanks. Is there a reason they are so short atm if it isnt good?
Great day betting with the Tipsters here but still fuming about Newcastle fucking things up.
simply winning
>>67414511
>american odds
>>67414998
>aftertiming
>>67414998
What bookmakers even accept 10cent bets. Disgusting
>>67415254
Not even sure if b8
>PSG -1 @1.8
Why though? They're playing their first team
>>67414717
gimmicky stage and special effects I guess, plus Russia are actually trying very hard to win
the song, however, is cold and zzzz, no huge Eurovision hook and ripped off Sweden last year too. The sfx themselves have far too much going on and it overall tries too hard to win while being ultimately unmemorable
>>67414653
Kill yourself scamming fraud.
>>67414653
>>67414653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
does this song look like a winner to you?
Hello where are the Braga goals
http://sofabet.com/daniel-goulds-ten-top-tips-on-eurovision-betting/
The bible of Eurovision betting tbqh, don't pass your pseudo opinions on here without reading this first.
>>67415314
Home team need points desperately and PSG playing for nothing, however I think PSG are trying to break the most points in a season record so it could be a bet
>>67415392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
french are pretty okay desu
who else thinks i'll win £325 lads
>>67415392
Yes.
>>67415505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
This girl is real QT and song is funky as fuck. She won't win but I wish she did desu.
>>67415494
most definitely pal, keep at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
fucking faggots of Denmark gonna be up there. Very Eurofriendly.
ARP here, signing out and heading down to a local barby. Have a nice evening lads and look after the TT while I'm away
Braga still worth a punt? Haven't watched the game
>>67415536
>real QT
Wew lad
>>67415598
Won't even qualify pmsl, such a pseudo
>>67415614
no 10/10 but indefinitely better than any slags Brittain could produce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
Last but not least, my Homecountry the Dutchcucks. Douwe Bob is that handsome man that does country. His song is so mellow and will definitely qualify and most likely reach top 10, maybe top 5 if lucky.
>>67415657
Predictable response was predictable
>2016
>people using fractions
why is this a thing
>>67415701
did you bet on it? serious value to be found if you were shrewd enough.
/bet/ Mafia tip for you.
Brann -0.5 @1.875. No idea how Brann aren't ahead already but that probably means Start end up winning.But you're big boys, decide yourself x
>>67415601
trip on please lad
>>67415717
at least it isn't American odds. Literally a made up system of nothing.
>>67415324
Cool. Will phone the bank manager about getting another loan tomorrow.
>>67415475
this year's fanwank desu
>>67415601
have a nice time lad
On Aguila reserves -3.5 from 1-0. Was posting from 0-0, top v bottom, expecting at least a 5 goal win here.
>>67415698
If the crowd dig it, this will do well. He has more charisma than Sergey
>>67415717
Pony tradition
Okay Braga, you can score now..
>>67415807
Got teams lid
>>67415807
pmsl
Should it be a void if the goal goes against you before anyone gets on?
>>67415867
yes
Giants money line simply does not lose
>>67415774
Canelo -500
>>67415807
okay Tom
Australia is part of the Eurovision. They're sending in an Asian. a fucking chink. you literally cant make this shit up.
Soccerway bet of the day: u2.5 in Newell's game.
>Still no Braga goal
getting uneasy
Pls guys... do you use a proxy for your new bet365 accounts?
>>67416215
Why would you use a proxy?
>>67416215
Dunno if this still works desu
>>67416215
just throw away your router and buy a new one. Might as well get a whole new computer with that. Never can be too sure.
>>67415980
Newelle's +1 the bet actually
>>67416248
>>67416278
Document checks lid
BRAGA PLS. I've got bills to pay and mouths to feed
>>67416278
>>67416248
Guess the bet365 app is no longer useable eh?
>>67416278
But what if multiple people are using the same VPN for bet365? or does it not work like that?
>>67415807
The + should be tipped on tt here, big value
White sox -1.5 @ 2 is the baseball bet tonight. Sale is their best pitcher. ERA of 1.66 (really low), overall record of 20-10. Minnesota Twins fucking suck. Are bottom of the barrel currently in the same division with a whooping 8 wins and 21 losses. Ervin Santana will be pitching for the Twins and his ERA is not bad at 3.15 but his career ERA is 4.15 (Sale's is 2.86).
Overall, really feeling the CWS -1.5 @ 2. That's value right there.
>>67416501
Just move house every time you need an account
>>67415742
111111111
Cheers
>>67416509
Btfo
>>67416635
No probs. Deserve it for having the balls to get on!
>>67416676
Yep, seen these off the line clearances and got on @2.15
>>67416676
Nice tip lid
>>67416589
Nice copy pasting from Leddit
fuck these braga cunts
>>67416636
???
Curico Unido 100% rball/soccerway bet
>>67416847
U N O.
N
O
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>>67416847
D O S.
O
S
.
>>67417201
ask her on a coffee date
>>67417201
>DP with dog
>1000+ instagram photos
obviously unmatch
>>67417201
Ask her how she messed her life up to be in that position at her age
>>67417201
>1132 instagram photos
What, she's got 1132 fucking photos in her insta? Jesus christ ...
Something tells me she takes the knot.
>>67417201
ask her for some tips
Need Orlando Pirates goal to win my muggy acca but it's not happening.. It's been a long time since I last wanted to cash out this badly
>>67416735
kuba pls stop it's embarrassing
>>67417273
PG?
>>67417201
Firstly you post a better picture of her
ARP ruined
Think I fucked up lids. In the back of a cop car done for drink driving. If I blow over the limit this time I might see jail time.
>>67417201
Normie
>>67417293
Who is Kuba for fuck sake?
>>67417495
Unmatch
>>67417411
He's been sniffing glue
>>67417414
What's up with Aussie government hating on drink diving so much. Fucking mandatory road blocks at the weekend to check for drink drivers. Disgusting nanny state, after that I left and never came back.
>>67417495
Surely that isnt a tattoo? Looks fucking horrific
>>67417495
pmsl
>>67417495
D R O P P E D
>deez nigras not at churchill downs
ARP surreal
>>67417495
if you haven't sex in 6months or more then fuck her.
>24 year old woman working in a coffee shop
what do these people think will happen in their life? Making pennies every, do they have any aspirations? They surely know they will be working until they are in a hospital bed and still won't have enough money to enjoy life. I guess that's why they spend their weekly paycheck getting fucked up at the weekend, literally the only thing in life they have to look forward to. Zero prospects.
Albania please log off ARP.
Thanks.
>>67417487
ty, kuba prosze
I tt'd the bet, what's the problem?
>>67417530
Dunno. In the interview room now waiting for a seargant to come talk to me. Nice knowing you lids
>>67417668
Please stop eating mushrooms
>>67417687
Tell him your friend gave you some jelly six hours ago and you didn't realise it was vodka jelly until now. Easy.
or just get a lawyer like normal criminals
>>67417727
piwo, nie pijesz?
>>67417495
Is that an actual fucking tattoo? Gas the sluts, normie war now!
>>67417634
She'll just get knocked up and get some mug to bankroll her
>>67416735
Nice. Got on 1.9 myself at HT
>>67416738
Cheers. Been so many late Tippeligaen goals recently though so called it a mafia bet
>>67417684
Fair enough if it lands lid. Random lumps on Venezuelan 2nd division aren't something I'd trust to back large myself
>>67417812
lol
>>67417812
that's why you're not shrewd.
don't take tips on face value, find the info behind the tips and then make a decision.
that's why you'll never make it big in this world buddy, this is big boy leagues not rookie hour.
>>67417812
pmsl the issue was it being mara, good bet otherwise
Has it been pulled?
>>67418072
Not yet mate, but your ma is due round in an hour so it'll get a pull then.
>PSG were on a -1AH
pmsl
>>67418135
You've certainly got a type
>>67418135
stop it you wanker make some bets
>>67418135
Are your favourite films Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting?
>>67418141
>Leicester were 5000/1 to win the league
pmsl
If you're not on Lille get on now.
They are going to score any second now.
Anyone on the warriors tonight?
>>67417201
1 pictures per day for 3 years straight. drop her.
>>67418330
blazers win easy senpai
>>67418401
wat
>>67418401
peng tings
>>67418401
Give blondie the url to this thread. Like the opportunity to chat her up.
>>67418401
I can appreciate taking a sneaky shot of a hot chick and masking it as a weather report
>>67418401
seethrough dresses? good view senpai.
>>67418402
I need another American to call you delusional
>>67418402
>>67418490
You're delusional. Even if the Blazers win, it sure as hell won't be easy
HEY ANY TIPS WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR??
>>67418504
ive got -1 warriors, i reckon my money is safe
>>67418532
Municipal DNB @1.5
>>67418504
Thanks m8
>>67418532
Guingamp clean sheet. Don't know why I followed the Lille tip desu
>>67418579
lille gonna score, dont be a fucking idiot. theres 15min left.
>>67417732
Got done.
Court date to be set.
pmsl.
cant stop rebacking Lyon goals desu
>>67418603
you got any previous criminal history?
>>67418603
Drink drivers are the scum of the earth.
>>67418579
It's only @ 1.2 though not worth it
>>67418616
Only drink driving
>>67418634
you;ve had a DUI before? (driving under influence)
>>67418634
yeah you're fucked then. why would you do it again if you've already been caught? everyone knows you can only commit a crime once and get away with it, same with allllll crimes.
>>67418622
Was much higher when I posted. I just have that MuhammadAli effect
>>67418641
Had 3 before.
lille are so shit, proof that french cant play football for shit
>>67418660
pmsl
>>67418678
I hate the french mate
>>67418660
scum
>>67418660
You should consider moving to Montana lad. Drunk driving isn't really despised there
>>67418711
Postman stitch you up?
>>67418700
i forgot pakis dont drive lol
>>67418743
You mean drink you dumb twat, pakis don't drink.
Need a Lille goal like A I R
>>67418759
paki women driving is a dire sight
>>67418700
Hi hass, I've got a wedding in braintree next week and no one to go with. Fancy coming along?
>>67418770
Women driving should be banned
Lille are actually completely wank.
Never seen a team so unable to finish chances, wouldn't even stop to spit on them if I saw them.
>>67418786
>sexism
>>67418786
THIS. IS. SO. IMPORTANT.
Espirito Santo 0.0
@1.8 MED
Dominating before and now playing against 10 men
>>67418823
DUZO lump
>Bet365 accidentally unsuspending the market after a penalty was given in the municipal game
Top kek
>>67418823
on this so large with a desperate attempt to recoup huge lille losses
>>67418786
>>/reddit/
>>67418771
Depends, what are the bridesmaids like lid
>>67418823
Backing an away team playing against 10 men in South America is asking for trouble
>>67418862
Lumped on?
Was large before on 0.0 FH
/bet/ smashed odds
>Nothing about boxing
You disgust me
>>67418975
K H A N
H
A
N
>bet DNB ft instead of fh
https://twitter.com/a_puertocabello/with_replies
Muh fix
>>67418975
>betting on mainstream matches that are correctly priced
it's like you want to lose money
>>67418998
>There isnt money to be made on mainstream
>>67419007
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>67418998
Retard. That's what pro gambling is not babby365. Pulev vs Chisora was 1.62 to go the distance and is now 1.90 so there obviously is value if it fluctuates that much
Deportivo Quito -0.5 is THE BET
>>67418914
Well I don't have a 365 obviously, but I've got ~$600 on DNB
>talking about divegrass and not the derby
Fags
Miami o95.5 points and -5.5
>>67419090
>Nobody is paying attention to me
>>67419007
i would molest the girl in the black dress on a busy train
>>67419118
You just responded to my first post in this thread within 2 minutes
>literally wot m8?
Now who you takin in the Derby, cuck?
>>67419165
Derby played earlier today. Lost 1-0 to Ipswich.
Finchy still post tips?
>>67419216
HAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE EUAN MATE
>>67419007
You SOAKED lad?
pmsl @ this rain
>>67419240
the rain doesn't look that heavy
>>67419216
Actually a pretty good one m8 desu
Rain just started. I'm taking Exaggerator @ 6:1, he's a beast in the mud. Since y'all have no opinion, I'll lead the way.
whoever tipped miami is a fraud, theyre already down
DAC
FUCK
TEARS
Fucking penalty to Ferrorivia. Mafiaed again.
Bolo e/w YOLO
Down 4 figures for the day. Such a bad weekend, just gonna lie in bed all day tomorrow.
>>67418907
He knew
>>67418975
On Pulev points desu
This fix is mental
Down on lille
Down on espirito
Down on miami heat
it just doesn't stop
8 min OT, that's a fucking first for me, although I've watched games that should have had 8 or even more.
>>67419635
Stop betting on shite.
Make pals with this guy >>67419562
>>67419635
>basketball games are 7 minutes long
Neat
>>67419665
Were you on anything? I wasn't, couldn't stake as I literally could not stop applauding their audacity.
>>67419635
basketball game itself doesnt matter. It's a game of runs. Some teams take a 15 point lead and end up losing. Only the end result matters. it's a mental game.
>>67419696
Yes. Got some on a few bookies and Asia early before people smashed lines. Nothing in 2nd half though.
HO BOYS
ANY LIVE TIPS TO MAKE?
>>67419756
You must have staked fh0.0 before me, was 1.6 but got drilled before I could get a few grubby hundreds on
Fucking Lille REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whitecaps- timbers o11 corners
>>67419760
Sure friend. What's that? The smell? Oh, don't mind that, it's just my aftershave. Eau De Mafioso, it's Italian apparently.
>people who fell for the Miami meme
Kek
>>67419804
What? Why? Have you been drinking?
>>67419789
Got +0.5 HT then O3.25 at silly odds. Was miles out from BF. Managed a few greasy hundreds on before the 2nd(?) goal.
>>67419814
I don't know what this means
>>67419850
He saw o8. 5 on tt and copied it but higher
>>67419814
>Norwegian ""banter""
>>67419870
Should have tt'd lid :^)
>>67419878
Errybody's getting mafiaed.
>>67419892
Shrewd.
Tigres Pick
>cuck azul
>tomas boy in any clutch situation
>>67419893
I think you mean (((((banter))))).
>>67419892
into the corner tipped that first then shortened it to o8.5
Juventus and Roma tomorrow better not be like bloody Lille
>>67419905
I dont tip fixes. Havent for a while. Very -EV for myself.
>>67419951
At least shout it
Reminder that betting on the Man City vs Arsenal game tomorrow is like getting FREE money
pic related
Down 1k for today, what am I doing wrong?
>>67419990
Still -EV. Why do I want people staking the same bookies as me? More likely to void or limit. And then they check the next time they play and speculate on over or something and help make it look fixes.
>>67420027
betting on losers
>>67420027
this>>67420047
stop doing that,
>>67419995
good bet. i'll place £100 on it as well
i recommend everyone else on /bet/ follows suit
>>67420041
>I'm not going to share fixed match info because I'm greedy but I will come on here and brag about how much I make after.
Why do you even post?
Everyone bet on Mumbai in the IPL tomorrow @ 1.6. There's literally no way they can lose. It's FREE money!!
Around how much can I make with Bet365 on obscure/lower leagues before they limit me?
>>67420124
depends how much you stake lad
>>67420121
>betting on meme20 cricket
>>67420124
£50
Miami Heat btfo amerifats can't explain this
>>67420106
Someone asked me if I was on. I just answered. It was posted here anyway.
You should be thankful I post my other tips anyway. Or do you want me to stake them for you too?
>>67420177
They're currently scoring less points than their opponents. There I explained it ;)
>>67420124
I'm up 3k on women's, youth, Gibraltar. Average stake is 120 atm. Got some hassle from them about revalidating all of my info and double checking bank shit. Not limited because I move winnings into casino account instead of withdrawing and waste about 10 quid a day on slots on purpose
>>67420041
You tipped a palp though pmsl surely same thing
We out here /bet/
What ever happened to the humble tipster? What happened to units rather than money? Is BT our only hope?
Discuss
>>67419995
>>67420086
Any explanation as to why you think it'll be 2-2?
>>67420290
Got paid. Anyone following would have too.
>>67420294
What are you wearing m80?
Penarol sw
Olimpia +1.5 (volley in 2 hrs)
>>67420342
True but it's much more likely to be void if more get on. That's just my opinion though, man
>>67420365
OMG HI
>>67420294
First the undercover qt stalking and now a BLACKED.
You are one subtle memer my friend.
>>67420338
i have a hunch
>>67420155
100 at least.
>>67420261
I made around 7k before I got limited to pennies. Made it in the space of a month too, my average stake has gone up from 50 quid last week to 100 this week. Now I have a fresh account but feel like I might as well just start staking aggressively (300+) if I'm gonna be limited anyway
>>67420415
I only posted it because I had shouted about the game before it. Was going special up to -5 and large up to -8. So was quite happy to get those silly odds. Still dont understand how it happened. But I wouldnt have tipped if I hadnt shouted desu.
Everyone buzzing for some USL voids?
>>67420294
Why is this allowed but tinderposting isnt
So much on Cruz azul
Noob to bet365, how do I fold bets on their site?
>>67420541
Go on livechat and ask for Lux
>>67420541
Print the betslip out and bend it in half
>>67420294
Dread to think how badly dressed you are
>>67420616
Were you the one who outed me as a lumberjack yesterday?
Miami so bad at bball, not even gonna break 60 total team goal. Awful tip
>>67420518
He's at the American meme horse racing thing
>>67420649
Did you end up in that chicken shop?
>>67420649
No, shirt was dece, what shoes were you wearing?
>>67420705
Too busy shagging the arsenalfantv girl
>>67420793
Any tinder tips pal?
>>67420785
Told you before, CPs lad
Withdrew my bet365 balance after being limited and feel like I should treat myself, might get another pair or the meme adidas nmd's for lounging about
hope you lids all got on whitecaps-timbers corners
>>67420912
L..lewd.
>>67420912
>fat girl is desperate
her story checks out
>>67420912
you're in aberdeen
>>67420886
Tempted to get some white ones but think they're a bit overpriced, how much did yours cost?
>>67420886
Why do pakis love jd sport?
>>67420985
this is all getting a little too close to home lid
>>67421030
Why you got tinder set to over 90miles
>>67420912
>91 miles away
let me know what sentence you try
>>67421030
M I K E
I
K
E
In Aberdeen too lid. /bet/ meet when??
Worse than brovada app tb h
>>67421010
Sign up to Kafka, they sometimes have CPs on sale
Got mine for £150-70 I think
>>67420912
pls be in london
>>67420881
Yeah m8 get a pic with a cute pet like a dog or something
>>67421141
My lecturer mike?
never lid, lost all my drinking money betting on aberdeen to win the league this weekend
>>67421079
I'm down in edinburgh and places fairly often
>>67421179
please turn off orientation lock
>>67419059
Bet won
>no value in mainstream
>>67421154
Is that a bottle of wine lid? Alcohol is haram desu
Who rebacking Heat here? + is value surely
>>67421265
Eventually lose overall as more bets are placed. If you think you are more intelligent than the mathematicians and computer scientists they hire to figure out how to make money then you're an idiot.
>betting on aberdeen to win the league this weekend
Bit silly lad
>>67421267
Heat not gonna win sorry, raptors gonna finish - 15
>>67421154
Just think that's too much for me, don't mind spending hundreds on raw denim but rather get some nike or adidas for 50-100
Why does alfaiatez bother posting tips?
>>67421361
Pmsl
>>67421386
The uncle of the coffee bird i showed you works for the SFA lid, she swore that he said that celtic were going to be done for doping on the final day of the season
>>67421407
He hasn't figure out how to use excel to track how yield
>>67421361
You are clueless. bet365 = fake ROI
>>67419804
>>67420912
>corners o11
>still at 9
Hello where are corners?
>>67421546
>he didn't bet on o 9
Pmsl
>>67421561
No, friend, you (assuming it's the same bong) said o11, corners are currently at 9. I didn't bet on it because nibs.
>>67419063
Thanks m8
I never win horses
>mls goalkeeping
>>67421616
that wasnt me lid
>>67421406
Never really got the le raw denim meme desu, I get most my jeans from CM or April77 when they have sales. The fit of the raw brands I've had weren't great, and in fact I preferred my topman stretch skinnies to the Acne raws I bought
CP's are definitely worth it though, mine are beat to shit and still class
>>67421390
When is Michael Jordan gonna come on ffs
>>67421639
>People actually follow random anon tips
>>67421639
Please put some of that money towards buying a better phone
>>67421680
Tell your friend that he is fat
>>67421721
He probably knows lid
>>67421705
USL tips when
>>67421616
Seems they've discovered that the ball goes between the posts and not outside them.
>>67421694
Ok then, friend.
>>67421705
>mad about people winning money
You're pathetic
>>67419063
You better not be fucking around
>>67421705
Is it that time of the month? You're being douchier than the unlikeable cunt you usually are.
Hopped on heat +7.5. Toronto are chokers but heat without hassan whiteside dont have great paint defense. Toronto can exploit this and win game 3. But they are perennial chokers and will choke away their lead in the 4th quarter for sure. Heat spread was good value @ 1.9
>>67421744
Once the games start probably.
>>67421750
Im not mad about anything mate. It's the same emotion you feel when you see on Facebook that a fit bird from school got knocked up to a waster. Disappointing because they should know better but you dont really care in the end
>>67421750
This.
It's very strange how Euan despises other people making money, yet he continues to tip bets,
>>67421705
Yeah crazy. I only follow certified tripfags who post tips that have already come in.
I've allways have been fascinated by betting. I see people getting millionaires eveyday by this kind of method. I want to bee one of them and i'm very happy if you want this too
>>67421810
11 corners now
>>67421832
Can't follow your bets because you're a 365 baby. Put on your big boy pants
>>67421858
I only aftertime my tips, that way I always win.
>>67421889
/bet/ getting so big and popular it has its own shill bots
>>67421832
Good analogy
>>67421889
U w0t
>>67421896
I dont have a 365. All of my tips are on 10bet skins, William Hill, Betfair, or in asia as well as 365.
>>67421921
Euan replying to himself
Pmsl
>>67421700
Get a pair of apc petit standards, it's a bit of a cliche and a bit lame but it's really good having a pair of jeans which fade to how they fit on you. Seeing them change over time is pretty sick, they're a good investment and look better with age. The sizing down is a bit of a pain
>>67421889
Is English your first language?
>>67421956
this pmsl
you can tell he was so chuffed with that one
>>67421948
10bet shit site where the line goes straight away. William Hill limit fast like 365.
>>67422015
10bet skins pits
>>67422015
>shite site
Deal with it.
10bet only pull when PGA sized groups tip. I have never had a game pulled when it was only me who staked and tipped.
WH doesnt limit as fast as 365. I'm up thousands and still not limited.
What bookies are acceptable if 10bet and WH arent? Or is this when you reply "pmsl so east to bait"?
>>67421891
Did I just get reverse mafiaed?
>>67421889
Twilight Zone.
Both bigman in toronto - heat game are out and will stay out. Heat are gonna win this one. Toronto dont have valancius to bail them out. Wade will eat the raptors in the 4th. Grab your plus miami spreads and if you like risky bets, MONEYLINE MIAMI.
>>67421889
What's your TT lad?
>>67421964
>Leg opening <7 inches
Nice
Anyone use 188bet? Signed up yesterday and their communication is shite, tried ringing up and it went straight to answer phone kek
Anybody watching Crolla vs Barroso? Great fight
Nyquist HUP HUUUUUUUUP
>>67422212
If miami win this one I'll buy a 4chan pass
>>67422220
Why you phoning 188bet mate?
What shall the new thread be?
>Scola playing
Time to bet on the Heat
>>67422314
Feeling a bit lonely recently desu, and KYC issues
Sadiq Khan Victory Celebration edition
>>67422267
Valancius was toronto's best player on the court. Without hassan whiteside to guard he could've gone for 30-20 easily. But he tripped, fell and injured himself. Now it's an open game, where Miami had the upperhand because they have more playoff experience and know they just need to slow down the pace and let the raptors go Derozan Iso just so he can brick all his silly jumpers or miss terrible layups. Miami is pretty good at smallballing (no center) anyway
Gerald green is missing half of his finger and shoots better than demar derozan. Go figure.
dwyane wade surreal
>>67422267
Better get your wallet out for that pass m8. you're getting one.
Fantastic fight. British boxing so world
>>67422516
Hiroshimoot SHAKING at the funding he's about to receive
>>67422575
He misy have called up Toronto's owner masai ujiri, also a jap jew, and made a nice deal here, knowing he could made some WORLD profit on that pass purchase.
