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Sir David Attenborough edition
Euan such a FUD sub-edition
Old thread: >>67368823
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3rd for inverness
>not betting on FC Metz
Why didn't you?
>>67390509
I bet overs in their games because they're shite
Any good matches on tonight? Already tired
Russia odds now 2.9, cannot stop LAYING.
Unibwin such a FRAUD
Euan is such a worm. Guy is more worried about his TT reputation than providing actual tips
>>67390531
Inverness game lid
Dundee Utd players playing for their futures
>>67390559
Overs is the bet
UAC DESU
Big gay al SO surreal
Already proven his prowess over euan
>>67390595
>Tipping multiple times on a single match
Is this allowed?
>>67390629
If it's different bets i don't see why not
Put half my bank roll on over 6 in imps, said have to ask trader but then it was accepted. First time for me doing that? Does this mean they are focusing on my account no, w?
pmsl Euan MILKING the tip he stole from /bet/. Surprised Goff hasn't called him out on it
Who posted waregem tip?
I owe you a scrotscrub
>>67390643
If you're profitable on obscure games on 365 your account won't last long
>>67390684
How so?
I share the account with my uncle who bets on horses everyday so I like to think it's always -ve overall. But very scared of bringing attention to myself
Zilina 111111
Great tip Ss!
>fell for unis bait
I have two bets on going.
Inverness and Volendam.
Thanks Euan, Uni, top guys.
The reliable, straightforward charm of The Netherlands stands out at this point. There are more close-ups now, though not enough in the early part of the song. The guitarist makes the most of his 15 seconds of fame during the instrumental bridge, and the only unknown is how the audience singalong will go. I don’t envisage too many problems for this brief interlude with a bunch of enthusiastic fanboys; plenty of them will presumably be Dutch.
>>67390775
>Eurovision
When will this end? Please discuss this on your Twitter or Facebook
Fc volendarkest timeline goals when?
>>67390662
lmao totally didn't expect that. don't begrudge him though, his fragile ego needs it
>>67390715
If the account is down overall it will last, depends how much you stake as well but if you're smacking asian handicap and goal line with hundreds and getting on bets that look like they're from groups then they will limit, no avoiding it in the end
>>67390756
I have seen Volendam tips posted over the past few weeks and have never seen one come in. You know they're inbred fishermen right? Too busy stumbling over their 8 toes
>>67390775
Brb bankrolling my homecountry, we basically won 2 years ago. Sjw's ruined it
>>67390799
Hello my greasy sixth former friend, I'm glad to see you're spending the start of your weekend off school by being a completely clueless little mong. I look forward to posts from you asking what the bet is and how you can exploit the next in-play offer with mummy's fiver. Don't forget to study hard for that AS level sociology exam coming up, tears!
>>67390835
>we
What part of Holland you from mate?
>>67390775
Russia are still working out small problems with the very technical ‘You Are The Only One’. The screen doesn’t quite align properly for one of Sergey’s stepping stones, and the spotlights obscuring the swirl came back for one run-through before being ditched again. There’s one more long close-up, but Sergey needs more, and the stage is far too dark. But it sounds very strong, and I have no doubt will look very slick by Tuesday. The whole routine says action hero rather than romantic hero, and the big question remains how much neutral televoters and jurors will respond to that.
Shaking at the sums I have laying them.
Volendam to qualify @8?
Tears if you arent bankrolling the sunwolves to roll over the force in tokyo tomorrow morning
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>Euan
Fuck off Euan
Need the Goff password to troll Euan for a bit. Surely he can't get away with this
Are odds still droping for inverness pmsl
Lincoln please
I know you've all been mugged by the fraud that is Euan but -0.5 Inverness wins 100% or your money back
Good job Euan stole the 365 bet to cover his Asian loss wouldn't want his ROI getting hurt, he has a very fragile ego and could snap at any moment
>>67391051
Trip up you F R A UD
>>67391045
>hes not on unders
hopefully big als tip losses
>>67390872
Amsterstan
Jesus fuck, i cashed out of dundee after the 1-0, i got a profit but I staked them @5. i could have added 50% to my bankroll with 1 bet pmsllllllll
>>67391119
>cashing out
learn from your mistake
>>67391119
Dundee aren't playing m8
>>67391139
Never again
>>67391109
How has Big Al not tracked you down yet
>>67391155
Never talk to me and my wife's son ever again >:^(
>>67390534
topping up. I now have 5 figures on this.
>>67391109
>yfw big gay al is the shrewdest jew of the universe
>>67391161
It's not me, just posting because Euan is a fraud.
>First game and both team will be conservative. Haukar lost their best attacker last week and I can´t see them scoring a lot. GL
Fucking LOVE Big_Al
>>67391242
Seems like they're playing liberal football then pmsl
At what stage will we see imp goals. Need more to prevent life destroying loss
These boys REALLY want to impress
33333
First time I've backed scumdee, Dunno if i can keep the money i'm winning, feels dirty
COMEBACK INCOMING
uni you owe me £10 m8
post your active bets
>>67391469
Wew lad
>>67391469
On all of these except Lincoln.
Furious lad.
>>67391469
pmsl
>he follows UnderDogs
>>67391469
Why is everyone on Lens RT9?
>>67391469
>>67391491
>his pm is a massive cuckold
Could be worse than a losing bet m8
>>67391491
needed a chase lad
>>67391469
like it lid
>>67391498
tt underdogs tipped it
>>67391506
JUST
>>67391510
le weedman
INVERFUCKINNESS
Shrewd or lewd?
>>67391567
>neverness
Too late familia
>>67391582
shrewd
Fuck you Uni.
>Actually placed money on uni's tip
ffs, stick to aftertiming these days, you utter shit-cunt.
>>67391582
dat cash out shrewd
le 2/1 is coming in lids
>>67391689
I'd rather lose then cash out
Would like to beat up Uni the same way as he beat up his gf
RED!!!
le fix is in
>>67391710
applauding this post pal
>>67391710
u turn me on bigboy
>>67391710
>then
If this ends 4-3, it's guaranteed a fixed game.
I know you're here uni, i want my money back you fraud
>>67391781
Yawn. Fixes can be seen by irregular betting, this match has been normal. Bore off
>>67391796
>Following Dutch tips on Jupiler league
Dundee United 0 5.75 small
>>67391816
If there's one league that should be called 'lotto', it's probably the jupiler league lel
When will /bet/ get into baseball bets?
>>67391816
im in the wrong for thinking the dutch know their own league?
>>67391836
During the summer some amerimugs will come off the wall
Anything look good in the Canelo fight this weekend?
>>67391836
That American anon how been posting a handful of bets the past few days and seems to be doing well
So funny when Euan thinks he can profit in Asia pmsl, stick to the bubblegums and aftertiming pal
>>67391836
Dodgers and Blue Jays under 8 lad
>>67391840
You were under the illusion that dutch people know anything outside of frikandellen, bierrrr and EDM festivals.
>>67391855
Maybe over 7.5 at 1.80 the market favours an early KO which I don't think will happen. Khan will box on the outisde and Alvarez is slow for a man his size and not a massive puncher. I'm thinking stoppage past round 8 or maybe even decision at 6.00
>big_Al
jock bastards
>euan
>uni
Absolute F R A U D S
now thats over, who do we have at the weekend lads?
Euan you fucking cunt
>get a free tip
>absolutely no extra info on it
>have the cognitive abilities to choose whether to follow it or not
>you get on, on the fear of not joining in the fun/profits
>you lose
>you're blaming the tipper for your own choices
Ayyyyyy lmaooo
>>67391950
sale sharks -8 is THE bet
>>67391967
Trip back on you fucking fraud
>>67391967
pga scum
>All the Americans keeping the VALUE nba bets to themselves in the Telegram group
disgusting tbqh
>>67391967
PGA fanboy
Go buy two footlongs and eat them in front of your date you madman
>>67392012
Spurs -2 does not lose tonight
>>67392033
Joke or serious? Looking to recover my 700 loss today so gonna deposit same again and put on something
Btw, spurs -2.5 @1.9 and cavs -2.5 @ 1.8 are the NBA BETS for tonight. Seriously Cavs are going to steamroll atlanta 4-0 easily, cavs are losing a single game and won the first game by a comfy spread of 11 and absolutely bootyblast Atlanta by 25 in game 2. Theyre gonna play game 3 in Atlanta tonight but Cavs are just so much better and completely in the zone. -2.5 spread is super comfy.
Spurs are so mad after losing 2 on such a fucking blasphemy assfucking by rhe refs. Theyre gonna pmay game 3 in Oklahoma but I expect the Spurs to go completely H.A.M. On these okc apehoopers. -2.5 is such a small spread. In game 1 they covered -6.5 easily and game 2 they were so fucking cold and almost won the game, but got fucked over on the last play by the refs. Expectig the spurs are fueled for revenge and willing to blow OKC out bigtime. -2.5 is based on last game and it's really off.
>>67392033
>1-1
>OKC won't win the first game at home
>>67392033
on tbqh
>>67392058
Cavs haven't* lost a game...
Brits who like basketball are just as bad as the NFL dullards, willing to bet 100% of my roll that you're all pakis or wogs living in a London shithole and love to wear coloured trainers. Have sex.
>>67392058
on a spurs cavs double @2.9, GL
>>67392033
this tbqh. Have large on them to recover from last game .
>>67392058
on cavs chase to tbbh
>>67392060
>>67392060
>>67392063
Serious. Thunder needed to play a perfect game in San Antonio and only won by 1. San Antonio played worse than I've ever seen them play and still kept it close. Think they'll win by about 8 tonight tbqh
>>67392094
Just because you can't afford more than your 1 pound acca edge on the weekend pl matches mate don't take your hate out on us.
On
>Got a bit carried away and staked massively on NBA
>>67392094
>waah waah we should only follow the local custom sport
Sounds like YOU are the one who needs to have sex
Pmsl imagine betting on the NBA and calling someone else a mug. Willing to bet 100% of my roll that you voted for Sadiq Khan, you horrible little man.
>>67392198
Whats the design you've got on your phone lid, i like it.
>>67392212
Pmsl please take down your refugees welcome poster, stop voting Green, cut your nasty dreadlocks off and just have sex.
>>67392198
Good phone lad. Running the same system, running out of data though
>>67392229
Just the standard one that came with it matey, sony xperia z3 compact. Waterproof too so I can bet in the bath.
>>67391901
Actually like this
>>67392249
>not having the Xperia Z3+
Did the lens corner bet win?
>>67392240
Set me up with a lass, preferably your sis
>>67392298
never came close
20 tips in the last 7 days and only 2 losers. No buzzwords, no bullshit, not even charging a penny. Real king of the tube right here.
Pmsl kid has gone mad
Down life, thanks Volendam. Go back to lighting yourself on fire at NYE and fucking your cousin
>>67392445
>No buzzwords,
>no bullshit
>This delusion
Reporting ARP for racism tbqh
>>67392463
3 losses and a half loss actually
Learn to count Euan
>king
>not even the highest ROI out of the /bet/ TTers
is he autistic?
tfw was out shagging and missed all the profit
>king
>3.5 losses and 3 void from a select group of "successful" tips
pmsl
>>67392556
>profit
>>67392538
Must eat at him, ARP got him by his grubby balls can't wait for this lotto apehoop to come in
I like it when ARP tips lotto shite, reminds me that even with lotto shite he has a better yield than the rest of the site
>>67392556
I'm on this years biggest downswing thanks to ydays and todays bets
>>67392578
>1/10
>@1.88
tears
Pmsl so so many nibs. You lot need to get out more.
>>67392468
Rude
>>67392609
PMSL NIBS HAHAHAH WOW CLASSIC GOOD ONE EUAN MATE YOU GOT US THERE
>>67392600
tbf anything over 1/10 would be an overstake
>>67392609
Please have sex.
Marcushansen91 Of course! 2 is away. Now I understand. I guess I bet on the wrong team Haha. ThanksI for explaining
>>67392609
Can't wait for your meltdown when the BT TT starts up
leave /bet/ immediately. This is not okay.
London now has a Muslim mayor wtf is happening to our country
who /outshagging/ tonight
>>67392803
I only go into London to fly away from it
>>67392822
SO stylish
>>67392803
London is a muslim city, of course they will vote for their own.
>>67392834
Talking big sense pal.
>>67392822
Hands looking VERY caucasian there Hass lad
>>67392822
>dressing like a lumberjack
>>67392822
>Calsberg
Poor choice
>>67392822
>drinking in the street
why pal
>>67392893
he's a paki in london
>>67392822
are those CPs mate?
>>67392822
ease up on that beer grip pal, looking a bit tense
Early start for me tomorrow, got my map of all the Corals and Paddys in the city sorted and I'll be max betting The Field @1.33 vs the Big Five in Eurovision at every single one. Literally the same as laying France because that's the only one with a chance of winning and the reaction from its first rehearsal today wasn't great. Immense value here.
>>67392877
Yeah la
>>67392893
Private property my friend
>>67392948
>>67392822
Not me.. Going to a honkey tonk event tomorrow if I can manage to win a bet or two tonight.
>>67392983
what is this gibberish?
>>67392996
Such a greasy little sixth former. Please go choose your acca selections for tomorrow and then have sex.
>>67393024
I'd rather be a greasy sixth former than a grown man who watches singing shows aimed for teenage girls and single mums pmsl
Pls shag
>>67392803
"London has an English mayor"
Corrected that for you.
I was flicking through my dictionary and came upon the word 'shrewd'.
Took a close look and there was no definition, just a web link to Euan's TT.
>>67392822
Untucked checked lumber jack shirt, probably has his top button done up. Black hair, slightly fat, lots of girls that are friends. Every night ends in the chicken shop "haha mad night mate"
>>67392803
I thought the mayor of London was some pasty albino dude.
>>67393086
terrible
just terrible
Hitting the local shisha lounge in search for some Muslim birds. Wish me luck x
>>67393093
not sure what it will take for me to STOP applauding this post tbqh, hand are getting quite sore already
>>67393111
Nah he is the next prime minister lad.
can't resist jabloteh -0.5 HT @ evens, surreal pixels, just missed a penalty, sando with nothing to play for, jablo need points like A I R, first match ended 0-6 for jablo with a lot of people here getting on
>>67393187
>wanting the grandson of a Turk as PM
wew
haven't updated the bet365 app in ages, is there anything new / improved?
>>67393224
You get a vid of denise shaking her tits pop up every time you win over a ton now.
>>67393198
cheers lid, got on it just before the first goal. Most wouldnt have though, so you should probably void
>>67393198
start a TT liddo
>>67393262
i think i will delete the post now lids, it is the right thing to do can't keep on inflating yield like this
i know euan looks up to me and i want to be a positive influence on the lad
>>67393258
I'm sold
>>67393086
Almost got thrown out of the pub when I read this. Bouncer refused to believe my ID was mine because I was giggling like such a little girl.
>>67393317
well that's that gimmick ruined
cheers euan
>>67393278
maybe in a week or two of steady profit, still only like the 5th day betting after a bit of a hiatus
also went medium large on -0.25 HT re-back, can't imagine a universe where they don't nab a second one soon
>>67393384
just for posterity, the last game they played was 2-1 jablo not 6-0
>>67393413
yeah my bad, messed them up chronologically, jabo won the first out of three 6-0 away
111111111
Santa Fe paying for tomorows beer
>>67392033
-1.5 or -2.5?
I fucking love The Twig lads
>>67393482
Take ML @1.7
>>67393448
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>>67393448
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>>67393384
got on 1st half o1.5, thx
>>67393571
why the FUCK did you not get on the handicap?
>>67393482
Yes.
Hope you boys have got your alarm clocks set so you're awake for the profit train that is the sunwolves tomorrow morning
>>67393580
i was actually considering overs too pre-game but had to take - with the way the game started, glad you lids got on.
>There are people in this thread that arent prestaking a Global FC/JP Voltes FC double
and you call yourselves shrewd pmsl
>>67393630
this tbqh
filipinos throwing up pure value once again
>>67393580
Browser kept freezing when I selected the drop down menu and tried to scroll down so I just went with O 1.5 because I figured 1.83 was a decent enough price and I felt like I needed to act quickly before they score.
jesus fuck sando, i knew this would happen, DAFC, cannot spake
>>67393630
i dont call myself shrewd, i know full well im a pseudo
this STS account on TT looks like it could be a danger to ARP and Euan's crowns tbqh
>>67393760
>9 total tips
ok
>Spurs drifting
I swear to god ameribets I will find you if this loses
dazed and confused, feel ill looking at my roll, that lincoln overstake earlier would have been safely forgotten with the huge jablo profits but it just had to happen i guess
orlando city ml
>>67393851
Imagine not embracing this opportunity to reback
>Cavs
>argies choking chance after chance when I need one more goal
typical
>Cavs already getting destroyed
pmsl
>Eurotrip on BBC1
Classic.
>>67392094
>coloured trainers
Alright grandad pmsl
>>67394271
>>67394213
Enjoying your first NBA match kiddos? Just make sure you don't stay up past your bed time which is 1am as you promised mummy! pmsl
>>67394247
there will be one more dw
>>67394347
Good shout lid. Absolute golden age of easy going films in the early 2000s.
>>67394347
Odds Scotty knows
Yes @91
No @1.01
Genuinely cannot stop farting
>>67394347
might just write a letter to BBC boycotting this disgusting appropriation of slovakian culture and the beatiful city of Bratislava
>>67394347
Quiet Friday in too aye? Only just got it on still prime watching.
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actually up for the day now after my bankroll took an absolute beating
Any of the dutchies visited any of the dams sex clubs?
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>>67394957
Overpriced shite for tourists.
You're better off going to a normal strip club here together with the lads or getting a nice independent escort of Adultwork.
>>67394642
hope your bankroll is looking a bit better now friend
>>67394991
I've never been Amsterdam, but went to a brothel in Berlin and it was far better than a stripclub here. Unlimited drinks and shags for 99 euro.
>>67394991
>>67394957
>paying for sex
pmsl how dull must you be not to be able to pull birds of tinder
any of you guys actually make money?
>>67395065
I don't do it anymore, but it helped me get over my mental issues.
>>67394957
Tourist crap, nothing like what you can see in Thailand, Philippines, Vietnam.
Just people fucking on stage like robots in dam, all greedy foreign mafia running eastern European drugged up whores. Not worth it mate.
Save up for Thailand, go to Pattaya for a couple weeks, then you'll know what's good
Whatever dam used to be in terms of sex services it isn't any more, the government just pretend it's still like that to ensure they never have a lack of stagdoh brits walking up and down the concentrated little area.
>>67395090
No mate we sit here 14 hours a day for the banter
>>67395112
thats what i thought...bet most of the british lads are northerners as well. disgusting
>>67395065
I literally can't get anywhere on tinder, my chat is boring and tez
>>67395001
sure is m8, i made a mistake of chasing on overs and was damn near teary eyed before the 5th came at the last minute
kind of funny that this whole tilt was started by superlate sando goal in the 1st and fixed with a superlate jablo goal in the 2nd
>>67395090
We just pretend to make money, I photoshop winnings while some of the guys make up fake info on matches which we pretend to discuss. Literally sit here shit posting for 16hrs a day lying about how much I'm up, been doing it for years, /bet/ is obviously a massive hoax, did we get you pal? Were you hoodwinked?
>>67395121
The only parts of Britain worth a shit are up north lid
>>67395108
Always fancied pattaya after seeing tim sharky's photos
birds look world
