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Euan such a FUD sub-edition
Old thread: >>67368823
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3rd for inverness
>not betting on FC Metz
Why didn't you?
>>67390509
I bet overs in their games because they're shite
Any good matches on tonight? Already tired
Russia odds now 2.9, cannot stop LAYING.
Unibwin such a FRAUD
Euan is such a worm. Guy is more worried about his TT reputation than providing actual tips
>>67390531
Inverness game lid
Dundee Utd players playing for their futures
>>67390559
Overs is the bet
UAC DESU
Big gay al SO surreal
Already proven his prowess over euan
>>67390595
>Tipping multiple times on a single match
Is this allowed?
>>67390629
If it's different bets i don't see why not
Put half my bank roll on over 6 in imps, said have to ask trader but then it was accepted. First time for me doing that? Does this mean they are focusing on my account no, w?
pmsl Euan MILKING the tip he stole from /bet/. Surprised Goff hasn't called him out on it
Who posted waregem tip?
I owe you a scrotscrub
>>67390643
If you're profitable on obscure games on 365 your account won't last long
>>67390684
How so?
I share the account with my uncle who bets on horses everyday so I like to think it's always -ve overall. But very scared of bringing attention to myself
Zilina 111111
Great tip Ss!
>fell for unis bait
I have two bets on going.
Inverness and Volendam.
Thanks Euan, Uni, top guys.
The reliable, straightforward charm of The Netherlands stands out at this point. There are more close-ups now, though not enough in the early part of the song. The guitarist makes the most of his 15 seconds of fame during the instrumental bridge, and the only unknown is how the audience singalong will go. I don’t envisage too many problems for this brief interlude with a bunch of enthusiastic fanboys; plenty of them will presumably be Dutch.
>>67390775
>Eurovision
When will this end? Please discuss this on your Twitter or Facebook
Fc volendarkest timeline goals when?
>>67390662
lmao totally didn't expect that. don't begrudge him though, his fragile ego needs it
>>67390715
If the account is down overall it will last, depends how much you stake as well but if you're smacking asian handicap and goal line with hundreds and getting on bets that look like they're from groups then they will limit, no avoiding it in the end
>>67390756
I have seen Volendam tips posted over the past few weeks and have never seen one come in. You know they're inbred fishermen right? Too busy stumbling over their 8 toes
>>67390775
Brb bankrolling my homecountry, we basically won 2 years ago. Sjw's ruined it
>>67390799
Hello my greasy sixth former friend, I'm glad to see you're spending the start of your weekend off school by being a completely clueless little mong. I look forward to posts from you asking what the bet is and how you can exploit the next in-play offer with mummy's fiver. Don't forget to study hard for that AS level sociology exam coming up, tears!
>>67390835
>we
What part of Holland you from mate?
>>67390775
Russia are still working out small problems with the very technical ‘You Are The Only One’. The screen doesn’t quite align properly for one of Sergey’s stepping stones, and the spotlights obscuring the swirl came back for one run-through before being ditched again. There’s one more long close-up, but Sergey needs more, and the stage is far too dark. But it sounds very strong, and I have no doubt will look very slick by Tuesday. The whole routine says action hero rather than romantic hero, and the big question remains how much neutral televoters and jurors will respond to that.
Shaking at the sums I have laying them.
Volendam to qualify @8?
Tears if you arent bankrolling the sunwolves to roll over the force in tokyo tomorrow morning
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>Euan
Fuck off Euan
Need the Goff password to troll Euan for a bit. Surely he can't get away with this
Are odds still droping for inverness pmsl
Lincoln please
I know you've all been mugged by the fraud that is Euan but -0.5 Inverness wins 100% or your money back
Good job Euan stole the 365 bet to cover his Asian loss wouldn't want his ROI getting hurt, he has a very fragile ego and could snap at any moment
>>67391051
Trip up you F R A UD
>>67391045
>hes not on unders
hopefully big als tip losses
>>67390872
Amsterstan
Jesus fuck, i cashed out of dundee after the 1-0, i got a profit but I staked them @5. i could have added 50% to my bankroll with 1 bet pmsllllllll
>>67391119
>cashing out
learn from your mistake
>>67391119
Dundee aren't playing m8
>>67391139
Never again
>>67391109
How has Big Al not tracked you down yet
>>67391155
Never talk to me and my wife's son ever again >:^(
>>67390534
topping up. I now have 5 figures on this.
>>67391109
>yfw big gay al is the shrewdest jew of the universe
>>67391161
It's not me, just posting because Euan is a fraud.
>First game and both team will be conservative. Haukar lost their best attacker last week and I can´t see them scoring a lot. GL
Fucking LOVE Big_Al
>>67391242
Seems like they're playing liberal football then pmsl
At what stage will we see imp goals. Need more to prevent life destroying loss
These boys REALLY want to impress
33333
First time I've backed scumdee, Dunno if i can keep the money i'm winning, feels dirty
COMEBACK INCOMING
uni you owe me £10 m8
post your active bets
>>67391469
Wew lad
>>67391469
On all of these except Lincoln.
Furious lad.
>>67391469
pmsl
>he follows UnderDogs
>>67391469
Why is everyone on Lens RT9?
>>67391491
>his pm is a massive cuckold
Could be worse than a losing bet m8
>>67391491
needed a chase lad
>>67391469
like it lid
>>67391498
tt underdogs tipped it
>>67391506
JUST
>>67391510
le weedman
INVERFUCKINNESS
Shrewd or lewd?
>>67391567
>neverness
Too late familia
>>67391582
shrewd
Fuck you Uni.
>Actually placed money on uni's tip
ffs, stick to aftertiming these days, you utter shit-cunt.
>>67391582
dat cash out shrewd
le 2/1 is coming in lids
>>67391689
I'd rather lose then cash out
Would like to beat up Uni the same way as he beat up his gf
RED!!!
le fix is in
>>67391710
applauding this post pal
>>67391710
u turn me on bigboy
>>67391710
>then
If this ends 4-3, it's guaranteed a fixed game.
I know you're here uni, i want my money back you fraud
>>67391781
Yawn. Fixes can be seen by irregular betting, this match has been normal. Bore off
>>67391796
>Following Dutch tips on Jupiler league
Dundee United 0 5.75 small
>>67391816
If there's one league that should be called 'lotto', it's probably the jupiler league lel
When will /bet/ get into baseball bets?
>>67391816
im in the wrong for thinking the dutch know their own league?
>>67391836
During the summer some amerimugs will come off the wall
Anything look good in the Canelo fight this weekend?
>>67391836
That American anon how been posting a handful of bets the past few days and seems to be doing well
So funny when Euan thinks he can profit in Asia pmsl, stick to the bubblegums and aftertiming pal
>>67391836
Dodgers and Blue Jays under 8 lad
>>67391840
You were under the illusion that dutch people know anything outside of frikandellen, bierrrr and EDM festivals.
>>67391855
Maybe over 7.5 at 1.80 the market favours an early KO which I don't think will happen. Khan will box on the outisde and Alvarez is slow for a man his size and not a massive puncher. I'm thinking stoppage past round 8 or maybe even decision at 6.00
>big_Al
jock bastards
>euan
>uni
Absolute F R A U D S
now thats over, who do we have at the weekend lads?
Euan you fucking cunt
>get a free tip
>absolutely no extra info on it
>have the cognitive abilities to choose whether to follow it or not
>you get on, on the fear of not joining in the fun/profits
>you lose
>you're blaming the tipper for your own choices
Ayyyyyy lmaooo
>>67391950
sale sharks -8 is THE bet
>>67391967
Trip back on you fucking fraud
>>67391967
pga scum
>All the Americans keeping the VALUE nba bets to themselves in the Telegram group
disgusting tbqh
>>67391967
PGA fanboy
Go buy two footlongs and eat them in front of your date you madman
>>67392012
Spurs -2 does not lose tonight
>>67392033
Joke or serious? Looking to recover my 700 loss today so gonna deposit same again and put on something
Btw, spurs -2.5 @1.9 and cavs -2.5 @ 1.8 are the NBA BETS for tonight. Seriously Cavs are going to steamroll atlanta 4-0 easily, cavs are losing a single game and won the first game by a comfy spread of 11 and absolutely bootyblast Atlanta by 25 in game 2. Theyre gonna play game 3 in Atlanta tonight but Cavs are just so much better and completely in the zone. -2.5 spread is super comfy.
Spurs are so mad after losing 2 on such a fucking blasphemy assfucking by rhe refs. Theyre gonna pmay game 3 in Oklahoma but I expect the Spurs to go completely H.A.M. On these okc apehoopers. -2.5 is such a small spread. In game 1 they covered -6.5 easily and game 2 they were so fucking cold and almost won the game, but got fucked over on the last play by the refs. Expectig the spurs are fueled for revenge and willing to blow OKC out bigtime. -2.5 is based on last game and it's really off.
>>67392033
>1-1
>OKC won't win the first game at home
>>67392033
on tbqh
>>67392058
Cavs haven't* lost a game...
Brits who like basketball are just as bad as the NFL dullards, willing to bet 100% of my roll that you're all pakis or wogs living in a London shithole and love to wear coloured trainers. Have sex.
>>67392058
on a spurs cavs double @2.9, GL
>>67392033
this tbqh. Have large on them to recover from last game .
>>67392058
on cavs chase to tbbh
>>67392060
>>67392060
>>67392063
Serious. Thunder needed to play a perfect game in San Antonio and only won by 1. San Antonio played worse than I've ever seen them play and still kept it close. Think they'll win by about 8 tonight tbqh
>>67392094
Just because you can't afford more than your 1 pound acca edge on the weekend pl matches mate don't take your hate out on us.
>Got a bit carried away and staked massively on NBA
>>67392094
>waah waah we should only follow the local custom sport
Sounds like YOU are the one who needs to have sex
Pmsl imagine betting on the NBA and calling someone else a mug. Willing to bet 100% of my roll that you voted for Sadiq Khan, you horrible little man.
>>67392198
Whats the design you've got on your phone lid, i like it.
>>67392212
Pmsl please take down your refugees welcome poster, stop voting Green, cut your nasty dreadlocks off and just have sex.
>>67392198
Good phone lad. Running the same system, running out of data though
>>67392229
Just the standard one that came with it matey, sony xperia z3 compact. Waterproof too so I can bet in the bath.
>>67391901
Actually like this
>>67392249
>not having the Xperia Z3+
Did the lens corner bet win?
>>67392240
Set me up with a lass, preferably your sis
>>67392298
never came close
20 tips in the last 7 days and only 2 losers. No buzzwords, no bullshit, not even charging a penny. Real king of the tube right here.
Pmsl kid has gone mad
Down life, thanks Volendam. Go back to lighting yourself on fire at NYE and fucking your cousin
>>67392445
>No buzzwords,
>no bullshit
>This delusion
Reporting ARP for racism tbqh
>>67392463
3 losses and a half loss actually
Learn to count Euan
>king
>not even the highest ROI out of the /bet/ TTers
is he autistic?
tfw was out shagging and missed all the profit
>king
>3.5 losses and 3 void from a select group of "successful" tips
pmsl
>>67392556
>profit
>>67392538
Must eat at him, ARP got him by his grubby balls can't wait for this lotto apehoop to come in
I like it when ARP tips lotto shite, reminds me that even with lotto shite he has a better yield than the rest of the site
>>67392556
I'm on this years biggest downswing thanks to ydays and todays bets
>>67392578
>1/10
>@1.88
tears
Pmsl so so many nibs. You lot need to get out more.
>>67392468
Rude
>>67392609
PMSL NIBS HAHAHAH WOW CLASSIC GOOD ONE EUAN MATE YOU GOT US THERE
>>67392600
tbf anything over 1/10 would be an overstake
>>67392609
Please have sex.
Marcushansen91 Of course! 2 is away. Now I understand. I guess I bet on the wrong team Haha. ThanksI for explaining
>>67392609
Can't wait for your meltdown when the BT TT starts up
leave /bet/ immediately. This is not okay.
London now has a Muslim mayor wtf is happening to our country
who /outshagging/ tonight
>>67392803
I only go into London to fly away from it
>>67392822
SO stylish
>>67392803
London is a muslim city, of course they will vote for their own.
>>67392834
Talking big sense pal.
>>67392822
Hands looking VERY caucasian there Hass lad
>>67392822
>dressing like a lumberjack
>>67392822
>Calsberg
Poor choice
>>67392822
>drinking in the street
why pal
>>67392893
he's a paki in london
>>67392822
are those CPs mate?
>>67392822
ease up on that beer grip pal, looking a bit tense
Early start for me tomorrow, got my map of all the Corals and Paddys in the city sorted and I'll be max betting The Field @1.33 vs the Big Five in Eurovision at every single one. Literally the same as laying France because that's the only one with a chance of winning and the reaction from its first rehearsal today wasn't great. Immense value here.
>>67392877
Yeah la
>>67392893
Private property my friend
>>67392948
>>67392822
Not me.. Going to a honkey tonk event tomorrow if I can manage to win a bet or two tonight.
>>67392983
what is this gibberish?
>>67392996
Such a greasy little sixth former. Please go choose your acca selections for tomorrow and then have sex.
>>67393024
I'd rather be a greasy sixth former than a grown man who watches singing shows aimed for teenage girls and single mums pmsl
Pls shag
>>67392803
"London has an English mayor"
Corrected that for you.
I was flicking through my dictionary and came upon the word 'shrewd'.
Took a close look and there was no definition, just a web link to Euan's TT.
>>67392822
Untucked checked lumber jack shirt, probably has his top button done up. Black hair, slightly fat, lots of girls that are friends. Every night ends in the chicken shop "haha mad night mate"
>>67392803
I thought the mayor of London was some pasty albino dude.
>>67393086
terrible
just terrible
Hitting the local shisha lounge in search for some Muslim birds. Wish me luck x
>>67393093
not sure what it will take for me to STOP applauding this post tbqh, hand are getting quite sore already
>>67393111
Nah he is the next prime minister lad.
can't resist jabloteh -0.5 HT @ evens, surreal pixels, just missed a penalty, sando with nothing to play for, jablo need points like A I R, first match ended 0-6 for jablo with a lot of people here getting on
>>67393187
>wanting the grandson of a Turk as PM
wew
haven't updated the bet365 app in ages, is there anything new / improved?
>>67393224
You get a vid of denise shaking her tits pop up every time you win over a ton now.
>>67393198
cheers lid, got on it just before the first goal. Most wouldnt have though, so you should probably void
>>67393198
start a TT liddo
>>67393262
i think i will delete the post now lids, it is the right thing to do can't keep on inflating yield like this
i know euan looks up to me and i want to be a positive influence on the lad
>>67393258
I'm sold
>>67393086
Almost got thrown out of the pub when I read this. Bouncer refused to believe my ID was mine because I was giggling like such a little girl.
>>67393317
well that's that gimmick ruined
cheers euan
>>67393278
maybe in a week or two of steady profit, still only like the 5th day betting after a bit of a hiatus
also went medium large on -0.25 HT re-back, can't imagine a universe where they don't nab a second one soon
>>67393384
just for posterity, the last game they played was 2-1 jablo not 6-0
>>67393413
yeah my bad, messed them up chronologically, jabo won the first out of three 6-0 away
111111111
Santa Fe paying for tomorows beer
>>67392033
-1.5 or -2.5?
I fucking love The Twig lads
>>67393482
Take ML @1.7
>>67393448
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>>67393448
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>>67393384
got on 1st half o1.5, thx
>>67393571
why the FUCK did you not get on the handicap?
>>67393482
Yes.
Hope you boys have got your alarm clocks set so you're awake for the profit train that is the sunwolves tomorrow morning
>>67393580
i was actually considering overs too pre-game but had to take - with the way the game started, glad you lids got on.
>There are people in this thread that arent prestaking a Global FC/JP Voltes FC double
and you call yourselves shrewd pmsl
>>67393630
this tbqh
filipinos throwing up pure value once again
>>67393580
Browser kept freezing when I selected the drop down menu and tried to scroll down so I just went with O 1.5 because I figured 1.83 was a decent enough price and I felt like I needed to act quickly before they score.
jesus fuck sando, i knew this would happen, DAFC, cannot spake
>>67393630
i dont call myself shrewd, i know full well im a pseudo
this STS account on TT looks like it could be a danger to ARP and Euan's crowns tbqh
>>67393760
>9 total tips
ok
>Spurs drifting
I swear to god ameribets I will find you if this loses
dazed and confused, feel ill looking at my roll, that lincoln overstake earlier would have been safely forgotten with the huge jablo profits but it just had to happen i guess
orlando city ml
>>67393851
Imagine not embracing this opportunity to reback
>Cavs
>argies choking chance after chance when I need one more goal
typical
>Cavs already getting destroyed
pmsl
>Eurotrip on BBC1
Classic.
>>67392094
>coloured trainers
Alright grandad pmsl
>>67394271
>>67394213
Enjoying your first NBA match kiddos? Just make sure you don't stay up past your bed time which is 1am as you promised mummy! pmsl
>>67394247
there will be one more dw
>>67394347
Good shout lid. Absolute golden age of easy going films in the early 2000s.
>>67394347
Odds Scotty knows
Yes @91
No @1.01
Genuinely cannot stop farting
>>67394347
might just write a letter to BBC boycotting this disgusting appropriation of slovakian culture and the beatiful city of Bratislava
>>67394347
Quiet Friday in too aye? Only just got it on still prime watching.
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actually up for the day now after my bankroll took an absolute beating
Any of the dutchies visited any of the dams sex clubs?
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>>67394957
Overpriced shite for tourists.
You're better off going to a normal strip club here together with the lads or getting a nice independent escort of Adultwork.
>>67394642
hope your bankroll is looking a bit better now friend
>>67394991
I've never been Amsterdam, but went to a brothel in Berlin and it was far better than a stripclub here. Unlimited drinks and shags for 99 euro.
>>67394991
>>67394957
>paying for sex
pmsl how dull must you be not to be able to pull birds of tinder
any of you guys actually make money?
>>67395065
I don't do it anymore, but it helped me get over my mental issues.
>>67394957
Tourist crap, nothing like what you can see in Thailand, Philippines, Vietnam.
Just people fucking on stage like robots in dam, all greedy foreign mafia running eastern European drugged up whores. Not worth it mate.
Save up for Thailand, go to Pattaya for a couple weeks, then you'll know what's good
Whatever dam used to be in terms of sex services it isn't any more, the government just pretend it's still like that to ensure they never have a lack of stagdoh brits walking up and down the concentrated little area.
>>67395090
No mate we sit here 14 hours a day for the banter
>>67395112
thats what i thought...bet most of the british lads are northerners as well. disgusting
>>67395065
I literally can't get anywhere on tinder, my chat is boring and tez
>>67395001
sure is m8, i made a mistake of chasing on overs and was damn near teary eyed before the 5th came at the last minute
kind of funny that this whole tilt was started by superlate sando goal in the 1st and fixed with a superlate jablo goal in the 2nd
>>67395090
We just pretend to make money, I photoshop winnings while some of the guys make up fake info on matches which we pretend to discuss. Literally sit here shit posting for 16hrs a day lying about how much I'm up, been doing it for years, /bet/ is obviously a massive hoax, did we get you pal? Were you hoodwinked?
>>67395121
The only parts of Britain worth a shit are up north lid
>>67395108
Always fancied pattaya after seeing tim sharky's photos
birds look world
>>67395164
So Scotland?
>>67395108
Just wanted to know if I could pay for a good prostitutes there mate, not a fucking socioeconomic analysis of the current state of the sex industry across nations
>>67395205
>amsterdam
>good prostitutes
Back to your 1.2 Limited Edition Corsa D, slug.
>>67395205
pmsl
>there are people itt that have to pay for sex
PMSL
>>67395108
+1 for SEA
Really miss eurotrash desu
>>67395265
This.
You are still a virgin if the only sex you ever had is paid for.
Also if you have never had sex without a condom you are still a virgin.
So why do the cavs always foul so much? Only recently started getting into it and betting around it. Actually enjoy watching it other than all the shitty American filler and breaks in play "and here's a local rap group" yeah no put the sport back on. Sorry back to the point, are cavs players more aggressive individually or is it to do with their tactics etc? They seem to consistently foul way more than other teams.
Cavs will win and Spurs on TT will go down now
>>67395333
pmsl
Anyone else noticed distinct increase in quality of /bet/ posting at night? Even with leafs trying to shit post there's a huge lack of "Wtb Wtb Wtb huehuehu" that we see during the day. "down millions, fuck euan, what does 2 mean? Who should I follow on tt, Hey my new basketball system isn't failing how do I become full time, bankrolled this lol, how do I get the 365 risk free? "
>>67395430
6th formers have to be in bed before 12 desu
Getting some rest boys, big sched tomorrow and hoping to do a full day of money making. Night and stay shrewd.
>>67395430
its cause the asia shrewdies full of angst have to get up at 9am to bet on youth games so are always in bed early
>>67395265
>>67395333
You seem to fail to realize that people on /bet/ are mostly bald men over 25 whose sexual life has diminished, and most likely can't get a one-night stand out of your average dirty stop out in the UK, thus have to settle for cheap gooks in South-east Asia
defence force @2.87 small, were impressive last game after a bad spell, home team nothing special imo, started off well should be up already
>>67395552
that describes me pretty accurately
>>67395552
Absolute mugs. I just have a few slightly unhinged insecure ex girlfriends I have as back ups incase it's been 3 months since tang (this happens every 3 months, I am so very lonely)
Hate this meme when a bird gets clingy after you winch her once
>>67395552
Huge fan of this post, especially the term stop out
>>67395609
On, pixels looking good
>cavs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67395667
by winch do you mean have sex?
>>67395691
First time watching bball aye pal?
>>67395552
Prefer Asians and Latinas to UK slags, average bird here isn't up to much. Probably going to make some money get a 10/10 Colombian
>>67395705
Literally just a cheeky grind on the dancefloor and a tongue down her throat
>>67395709
Literally my plan. Already got 4 sudacas on whatsapp inviting me over.
Hate this regular sex meme
Lads, why are small town night clubs the best?
>>67395813
enjoy your low IQ children
>>67395709
Advantages of foreign girls I've found:
Polish: hot, know their place
Dutch: hot, tall, never fat
Finnish: cute, natural inferiority complex due to Sweden
French: let you stick it in their arse
Hungarian: hot, know their place
Bulgarian: some absolute worldies, down to earth
Ones to avoid:
English: useless sheltered slags, lazy and out of touch with reality, fat or will be fat
Welsh: fat
Scottish: disgusting teeth
Irish: hot but probably has a large family that will only bring drama
German: kinda boring and quite strong features
Italian: hot blooded and will expect you to hit back but you won't
Spanish: poor delusional and hot blooded, outta touch with reality
Probably more but haven't met enough yet, getting past my prime so that's probably it forever tbf
pmsl at this heckler at the Orlando City game
>>67395888
>having children
That isn't part of the plan.
>>67395867
gay bars lid full of pussy
godoy winnings will be invested in a mountain of cheap speed from the local biker gang
>>67395813
You change your location on tinder or something? Pics?
>>67395909
>kinda boring and quite strong features
The only German girl I know is absolutely lovely, really open about things but somehow dignified at the same time.
>>67395909
agree with most of that apart from Polish being hot and knowing their place. Polish women have bad skin are shit in bed and bossy.
>>67395888
children are -ev
>>67395667
>>67395709
>>67395813
>>67395859
>>67395909
>>67395925
>>67395982
>>67395984
pmsl check out all these top shaggers
Embarrassing really.
>>67395984
big difference between the polish that grew up in the rural areas of poland (wifey material) and the ones from the cities (trash)
>>67395975
Have used tinder and language learning apps.
>>67395937
Quilems is the bet buddy
>>67396019
>>67395984
This, the ones that grew up in the cities are all sluts hungry for BBC.
>>67396018
i beg you to copulate
>>67396018
Fuck up you fraud
>>67396018
Don't get jealous Virgin Mary, maybe when you finally increase your stakes enough to get limited on 365 you'll be able to move out of your wasteland
>>67396027
refuse to bet on quilmes
>>67396084
actually, i could see quilmes dc, but not yet
>>67396018
don't blame us that Glasgow clubs are fucking shite
>>67396018
would love Rossy to test your chin on a night out
>Cavs
Fuck off LBJ
If Cavs lose martingale on Spurs
>that New York miss
Can't stop laughing
>>67395164
Waiting for a city in the North? Bradford?
>>67396354
Bradford is paki central.
>>67396369
That's why i said it.
>>67392609
It's the truth lid
>LeSlip
>not backing the overs instead
pls
>backing cavs
God how stupid one can get .
>>67396669
This was meant towards >>67392621
Down a fucking cunt
What a blooter in the Veracruz game
Cavs surreal
leclutch
>blowing a 5 on 2 break
pmsl
>>67396791
easy money lid
>>67397413
hawks literally cant hit basket
about to make a 5-0 day lads
>>67396227
>>67396791
> cavs have five players better than anyone on the hawks
> ill pretend to be shrewd by betting on the massively less skilled team
pmsl
>>67397854
Name the 5 players on Cleveland that are better than anyone on the Hawks
>>67397957
Ok I was exaggerating a bit but Love Kyrie and Lebron are easily better than anyone on the Hawks. JR is a much better shooter than Korver and Thonpson is a much better rebounder than anyone on the Hawks. Cavs are fucking underrated imo.
>tfw having a dream where Chiefs +5 won
>tfw you wake up
>>67397854
I didnt bet on that game tho.
>>67395609
won
>>67398020
they seem to turn it up in the play-offs but were overrated in the regular season most of the time
>>67398145
How do you feel about Esperanza -0.5? The other team had 7 losses and 2 draws in 9 away games last season and already 3 losses in 3 away games this season.
>>67398070
how much u had on lid?
Tears if you aren't in o6.5 in the giants game
>tfw no upstanding australian gentlemen to have a civilised discussion about lower league aussie games anonymously on a chechenian insurgency hub right before my very eyes
>>67399250
Surreal. Covered by the second inning!
>>67399349
>Tfw no one to answer back
shrewdies are on pheonix though.
>>67399601
how many bings? my weary eyes didn't catch it on the first skim of the skedge and way too many aussie matches to have a go at it again
Jeff Van Gundy bringing the bants
>tfw over 200.5 in this NBA match for no reason
Will it happen?
>>67400123
Not without overtime
>>67400163
Don't they make a lot of fouls in the end of the 4th quarter if the game is close?
>>67400195
Depends how close it is. But even with that, I don't think it will be close enough to put it over
>westkek
>kevin ''the servant'' durant
absolutely pmsl, those were some gerrard tier slips and botched passes on back to back possesions down 5 with 1:30 on the clock
>>67392154
Comfy
Requesting the /bet/ edit of the guy in a fedora cringe dancing for a qt
>>67401058
cheers, was on both, spurs -2.5 and -3.5 was sweaty af but thankfully kawaii and the frog are some cold black men. don't even feel bad about betting on mainstream shite honestly, been watching a the play-offs a bit and felt quite confident in both
>>67401058
Thanks m8 glad I wasn't awake to sweat it out
surely the sunwolves anon's alarm must have gone off already so, wtb?
>>67391881
told ya'll niggas
LARGE pixel punt on Cockburn City 0.0 FH
forgot to turn off alarm for the weekend, but making it up with this rball GIFT
>>67401962
already have 4 smalls on the slip m8, let myself go a bit, the odds just wouldn't and wouldn't budge, but info doesn't suggest anything fishy so had to take the gift as well. FH best option ofc those lower league aussies tend to do the tale of the two halves mem often
Just woke up
Who already UAC because my basketball tips came in here?
>>67401995
odds are budging a little now
>Wake up
>Cavs and Spurs both cover
Americans surreal
>>67402022
yep really need a FH goal though, wouldn't be happy with refunds. assuming you're the sunwolves lad, force -4.5 was THE bet right? followed pinny's drifts as 365 was snoozing and got on @1.91
>>67402039
Im not sunwolves lad mate, sorry
>>67401962
111111111111111111111
>tfw re-backed sw out of anger and fear that the FH goal wasn't coming and i'd miss out on all the value
>>67402107
cant WAIT to grab a nice line when the rball is completely even 2nd half but babbies keep pixel punting the first half's rball
>>67402124
drops weren't that huge though, can't imagine you'll anything better than a short +0.5. good luck though, i'll check it out but passing most likely
cannot stop laying russia, too much on, wont be able to enjoy the eurovision at all
kyoto and u2.5 is free money lads
>>67402280
On huge
>>67402423
what
>>67394192
Ameribets, you absolute judge. Thanks for the apehoop double.
>>67402017
Thanks bossman
This fucking weather lids!
>>67403147
It's beaut
Next 3 (serious) posts for the /bet/ accumulator. Go.
>>67403314
Villa +1.5
>>67403314
Chelsea 0 asian
>>67403314
Norwich/Man U u1.5
kingston city AH -1.5
>>67403334
NOT a serious bet, end of season games are renowed for their high scoring nature.
Third bet slot still OPEN
>>67403344
Manu SW baby
>>67403314
Swansea +1.5 IF they don't have a bucketload of injuries and suspensions
Don't understand this price at all. Should be on a low +0.75 at worst
>>67403344
>because some end of season games have high scores, this one must too
anyone on global? could be quite a train but the line is uuuge 2bh
The official /bet/ accumulator for the 37th game week in the 2015/2016 season is as follows:
Aston Villa vs Newcastle - Aston Villa +1.5 @ 1.45
Sunderland vs Chelsea - Chelsea 0.0 @ 1.85
West Ham vs Swansea - Swansea +2.5 @ 1.3
Trixies, the treble, @ 3.48 on Bet365 as of 09:30 BST.
Good luck to all who follow.
>>67403362
>3.48
zzzzzzzzz
>>67403370
Value comes in all shapes and prices.
>>67403370
the official /bet/ accy landed @ 12 last week, this is a quarter of the price and should sail in
>>67403374
>/bet/ accy
>value
pmsl, I do /bet/ accys for valueless mug bets at high odds for fun and to avoid limits, I hope you're not actually hoping to turn a profit from these (even though we are)
taking Villa DC, Chelsea SW, and Swansea DC, good luck friends
>>67402280
so fucking based, please post more
>kyoto actually scores
zzzzz
Cheers Ameribets, ended up falling asleep but massive wins on cavs and spurs.
Also won on defence force whoever tipped.
Now for the big Saturday. Just gonna have a Frey bentos and I'll get my screens on and start bringing you guys some info
Swansea today is a bad idea. Sage now, have Injuries and suspensions + West Ham still hoping and pushing for Chanpions League.
Williams, Sigurdsson etc out.
>>67403462
*safe now
>>67403462
>-1.5
>>67403462
zzzzz, what do we put instead? West Ham -? Everton?
>>67402423
ez $
forgot to post about the korean match but oh well
forgot to tip kingston city on my TT zzzzzzzzzz
>>67403512
DOWN INSANE
>>67403490
>>67403492
Yeah I've personally gone West Ham -1.5
Jablonec U19 should be big goals mainly in their favour. Watch the lines and put on what you think is best. I've got overs and Jablonec handis. Will watch how it plays out and reback accordingly.
They've lost 5/5 of their last games but the team sheet is significantly different today from the last matches and opava are very slippy in defense.
StayShrewd
>they don't bet on overs in super rugby games
PMSL, Printing money here
>>67403638
THIS
>>67403624
#on
>>67403638
What's so super about it?
>>67403624
on this
>>67403624
Following on, if you can get over 2.5 gl or over 1st half gl at good odds then take it
>>67403662
super profit
>>67403687
Over 1 ht gl I meant
>>67403624
would I have your permission if I were to ARP TT a tiny stake on this
>>67403797
Yeah np
>this autist spouting bet memes in pga
top yourself please
>>67403624
REEKS of mafia to me
>>67403893
same
>>67403887
Caps?
Lumping a smed on Yamaguchi when odds go up. Kawazawa worst team in the league, Yamaguchi best home form.
>>67403687
tez
Jablo goals incoming, r-right g-guys
pmsl hup nibs
>>67404040
first bet of the day and I already need another one to chase losses
>>67404055
Can't wait for BT to say this when Russia win next week
>>67404092
Douwe Bob hasn’t quite hit top gear yet, but I think he’s the sort of guy that will come alive during the live shows. He needs to maximise the close-up shots with some simmering stares down the lens – he does give us a Gianluca Ginoble wink, though. Netherlands is simple and charming and will be on SVT’s wish list to make the final.
down brains on o3 and o1FH, shouldve waited for ARP verification desu
Man I hate getting /bet/ mafia'd
>Global goal train still going strong and I'm not on
>>67395909
So true about Finnish girls. Was seeing this one girl for 10 months, so tiny and cute but she would never stop mentioning Sweden and how they were better than Finland at most things, was weird because we were living in Germany and I never mentioned Sweden yet she kept bringing it up, heard her mention the country at least once a week.
Budejovice goals WHEN?
>>67404218
or you know, could just find a girl in the country you live in.
>>67404208
quaking, took their damn time, already up tiny if it stays like this and need 1 or 2 for either the carpathian mountains or the tatras
Ted Knuston on soccer am after break, could be dece
1111111
no longer down insane, only down a lot
J A B L O N E R D S
oxygen distributing late penalties, feel alive again
BUDEJOVICE
YESSS
>>67404111
So green on them to qualify
>people legitimately don't have money on the Bulgarian Eurovision upset
Explain.
>he's not going to a game today
Kill yourselves
>>67404404
>his local team isnt playing on Sunday this week
Utter utter
>>67404416
>le Colchester man
>>67404378
at 1.2?!
Vietnam League: Long - Dong
How can you not bet on this game?
Need jablonec goals like AIR
>>67404580
actually got on O1.5 and already feel stupid because of it
>>67404440
At 1.6ish when it was tipped, took them on every market like top 10 and so on
Netherlands top 10 @ 2.87 WAS THE BET
>>67404654
Think I've missed the value then, too much tied up on outright
Need ARP to tip some eurovision bets like a i r
>>67404770
value in Sweden and NL has gone now, what you thinking
>>67404781
Russia still a lay and what do you mean value has gone for Sweden? They were tipped at 10s
Wtb in England then lads anyone got a cheeky accy going on?
BT wants a medium on Grei Kvinner Women
>>67404849
official /bet/ saturday acca is up the thread some ways mate.
>>67404860
on larmed, hope you're not another impersonating freak lid
>>67404860
info?
>>67404882
Dont trust it, Newcastle need the points
>>67404904
Just the better team really, baffled as to why they're so high. Raufoss keeper is especially dire, she was playing for the team relegated in the division below this one last season
>that Leipzig rball
Murray insane value against Nadal desu.
>>67404939
Already on. They're the better team, too, especially at home. Only thing is, there's nothing really to play for.
>>67404982
>Professionals don't want to win every game they play
>>67404930
on tinysmall
>Worst team in the league has it's first win in over 10 games when I bet against it
My absolute favorite meme
arp SO slow
>>67404909
Newcastle is shit though
>>67405159
And Villa are good? PMSL
Why would you not TT the AH -.5 for Kvinner women, it's the same thing
>>67405068
The whole account is getting boring now
>>67405159
So clueless. They're staying up.
>>67405210
Nah, even worse but newcastle is too shit to score 2 and keep a cleansheet at the very least.
>>67405211
Rafouss need this more, dont see them not winning to be fair
>>67405211
Because whoever runs it is clueless and tips any old lotto shite that gets posted, clearly a greasy little sixth former who has never placed a bet that wasn't spoonfed to him.
>it's another sweaty dominating rball but not scoring BT tip
Hate these
>>67405260
calm down la roi isn't too bad
down insane
great tips today
11111111111111
>>67405249
Newcastle have been great under rafa
>>67405291
>roi isn't too bad
Because its tips from here
doesn't change that >>67405260
is right
Grei Kvinner DC @2 is THE BET of the day.
>>67405257
So shrewd. Up huge.
>>67405326
Worth a reback on the TT tbqh
norwich-man u?
>>67405326
Just went to pick me mums pension on cus she's senile. Was gonna get some beers put it on this, sick.
>>67405379
Martial first goalscorer accy XD
Man U at evens is the biggest mainstream special in a long time
>>67405421
Great banter mate!1!
>>67405379
>It's a non-usual /sp/ poster comes in to /bet/ to see if we have any tips on the most mainstream game going.
See
>>67405450
Need ARP to go large on Grei -0.25 from 0-1 down
good edition desu, love dave
1111111
>>67405450
>manure
>away from home
>can't score for shit
>narj fighting for their lives
Can't wait for all the children in this thread to lump on this shit
>lotto German shite tipped
>Grei reback not
So dull
>>67405492
;) shhh
>They're not part of the Ruft FB group.
>>67405463
lmao fuck off
>>67405502
>>67405467
wasnt ITT at the time, went to go pick up a pizza. Would've done, one of the other account users should've desu but w/e
>>67405532
Dominoes laid?
>>67405544
>Dominoes
lad.....
>>67405532
What's the deets i'll do it in future I'm actually never off here
Got a smed on o2
>>67405564
>I'm actually never off here
Hey lonely /bet/ poster, how ya bin?
>>67405544
Pizza shop down the road. Got to support the local scene. Plus they do square pizzas, which they say are 25% bigger than normal pizzas, so there's a bit of value in it
>>67405564
TT @ me, friend
>>67405584
Well square pizzas are the original and proper way of having them, and cooking them in stone ovens. Might as well go all out and call them pies.
Love a good square pie.
Norwich Manu such a tez match zzzzz
>>67405326
literally up 500 because of this. fucking man of the hour (also BT for original tip). going to wait till it comes in and go to pub garden with few mateys get some vit D
>>67405717
>reminder that end of season games always have lots of goals
>>67403334
>>67403355
>Juventus
I'm so fucked.
didnt reback, doubled up on Grei, now have a special stake on, shaking
Ah a return in mainstream punters, how lovely
>>67405947
y tho
>>67405983
missed the reback and rage staked
>>67406006
damn. oh well I wouldn't mind another as well so praying to gamblin gods for you mate.
Any norway online? Thoughts on lillestrome later? Evens for +0.75 seems v nice.
2222222
up 4 figures on women thanks to BT and reback.
problem is lids, its a bit too hot for dominos, doesnt feel right in this weather.
so what the takeaway?
thinking maybe some stellas and a fish and chips, got a few people coming over with some worldie birds tho and dont wanna be all greasy and shit.
Juventus PLS. Just 1 goal.
>>67406119
Was about to say the same, up 2k. There's a BBQ down the park which looks dece and plenty of birds going to grab a few ciders and pop down. Signing out liddos, what a day x
>>67406119
Go for a WORLDLY meal at tesco m8
>>67406174
great shout, didnt even think about that. ill go grab some barby shit. have a great day matey.
Navy FC are a bet playing a shit team while they have got some good players according to my thai people
>>67406174
Jelly desu
>>67405211
>>67405257
Daily reminder that Raufoss means ass waterfall (or mudbutt if you'd like) and Grei means nice.
>>67406038
Hard to say, could go both ways. I don't know the state of the pitch or the starting 11s. I'd put a smed on Friday to score though.
>>67406205
you dont have any thai people
BT surreal, no other words to describe a judge like him
>>67406282
Literally have extended family out there m8
Been out all morning, what's the bet?
Any reason not to back Leicester win? It's their last home game and they want to please the fans before lifting the trophy
>>67406307
Me to get sunburnt 1.5, as big as 1.6 on bubblegums
>>67406308
leicester to win ,btts + over 2.5 goals = a years salary in 90 minutes.
>>67406308
literally been partying all week, Everton is seriously a mainstream large
>>67406323
pmsl
would love to wash BT's feet and offer him a customary slavic welcome of bread and salt
>>67406307
Me to profit @ evens
>missed the 0-0 HT Utd fix again
reeeeee
Damn, Genoa could have been a decent bet had I not been on Juventus already.
>>67406419
untd win @2.4
best mainstream punt ive seen in at least a week
Jezus christ, that brighton injury
>>67406472
Did he die?
>>67406472
Wasn't a red though
Could do with a Cardiff goal tbqh
O2.5 in Brighton M'boro game will be world once it reaches 1.7
>>67406472
my dick
It's #WorldNakedGardeningDay
Brighton @ 16 far too big
It's #MyTeamsDon'tScoreGoalsDay
Up life on England slags
>>67407145
Wtb
>>67407185
Minus and overs, ends 10+
>>67407145
got a stream?
Hahaha, small on manchester United and it's sailing in, I love small muggy bets
>>67406205
Would've been DAC, breaking even thanks to that tip. thx
Smed on u3.25 in the Rakvere game, pitch is horrendous
BT wants a tiny on under 2.5 in the Czech Republic-Spain U17 game
Mother's day present money on Dortmund -1
>>67407201
Hup
gems even worse at stake sizes than ARP
So MANY games on, wtfb?
>>67407794
Dortmund when available again
>>67407794
You getting spoonfef @ 1.4 seems pretty shrewd
>>67407794
Hurricanes SW
>>67407794
>Roma u19 score as I'm tipping
zzzzzzz now i know how Nick feels
Need an addict bet for the Kentucky Derby
where is flatanon when you need him
>>67407854
You'd void it if you had any dignity
>>67407794
East Stirling DC, should be on a DNB/-0.25 according to my model
>>67407831
no
>>67407835
special
>>67407838
yes
>>67407854
tez
>>67407900
no
>>67407945
Such a greasy little sixth former
>>67407865
Can't help you out tips-wise as I know very little about US Racing. That said, have a read of this article from a site I use a lot nowadays, really good analysis of the race and its runners.
http://www.geegeez.co.uk/pin-stickers-pal-2016-kentucky-derby/
>>67407900
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
>>67406205
Won
>>67406282
Imagine being you
>>67407307
Y/W 10/11 :)
>>67407974
It's 0-0 so my tip is winning. Have sex.
>>67408011
Any info from your model?
>>67407966
thanks m8
>tfw put on a £100 acca drunk last night
Be interesting to see how this goes desu
>>67408092
You absolute madman.
>>67408092
simply wins
Literally all the teams I got stakes on are 1 goal behind by now. Time to get some Vitamin D.
>>67408092
Good night lid?
