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>92 days until /Olympicbet/ edition
Brazilian lakes currently representing the current state of /bet/ sub-edition
Old thread: >>67359662
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hi
1st for E U A N
first for 5pa1nish finals
Cannot stop losing bets
Can I get a line on how many athletes contract zika?
>>67368882
over 95.5% @1.83
Who /outshaggingmate/ tonight?
>>67368920
Nope just /keeponfarting/ here
>>67368920
need to be put in a coma until the euros desu
>>67368823
> current state of /bet/
I'll bite. Its been in far worse states desu, don't know why you're so salty about this new generation of pseudo-shrewdies making money
>>67369102
Because only Euan is shrewd and making money, everyone else is a spoonfed babby
>>67369028
so SO excited
>>67369161
Tbh, /bet/ used to have way more banter, occasional OC in new edition threads and overall more tips posted. Now everything comes from IBT/TT and spoonfeeding babies
>>67369102
Because he's a fucking freak who is jealous of BT
>>67369205
no trips no banter desu worried about the amount of slugs here desu
smed on huila -0.5 @evens
Freerolling on Sevilla cards
PRAYING for Sevilla to score a third
Rt9 shaktar Was the BET, good thing I got on :^)
Btw, is anyone able to find the old bet OC of hitler ranting about a fix that wasnt a fix with moving lines, and all the old trips like oil, mackers, unibwin with his 2 euro bets, etc? One of the funniesy oc /bet: ever made and it will show you slugs what /bet/ used to be all about..
>>67369672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>kettering
I've gone from £20 to £50 in about 2 weeks betting small stakes just to get a feel for betting. So that's a yield of 150%, is that not insanely good? Is that maintainable? I see people with yields of 20 and 30 in here so I'm curious what people think before i increase my roll.
>>67369672
>aftertiming mainstream lotto shite
>complaining about the state of /bet/
Well now
>>67369744
pmsl
>>67369744
>>67369700
Oh man, i remember this shit pmsl
>>67369744
Become a paid tipster on TT
>>67369744
Fucking hell
>>67369028
Same, only a matter of time till it comes home lad
>>67369937
and betting will be gr8
BANKROLLING game to be won in ET no
>>67369672
https://youtu.be/w1jehnNa710
no more liverpool cards ever
>>67370056
shaking in anger
444444
555555
BT SURREAL
>>67370041
Oh man, thank you, i unironically laughed my ass off over this golden stuff again. Helium and the noose... Pmsl
>>67369868
I'm not even baiting :(
NEED DONETSK CORNERS LIKE AIR
>>67370299
It will come dont worry laddie, otherwise: pellets
Need 1 more card
imagine not being on high sparrow for free $$$$
>>67370344
Red counts as 2
>>67370299
Cashed out mine with small loss
They can't fucking hold the ball for 30 secs
>>67370356
Is this for post-ep 2? That fatchick and baby and roose bolton died
>>67370356
It's going to be a sand snake. Already confirmed.
>>67368823
>Bet on Stepanenko YC
>It doesn't go through
>Page keeps saying error for 5 minutes
>Game starts and cant place it as a live-bet
gee, thanks. it was @ 2.55 lads
>>67370422
Source?
>>67370408
yes current
>>67370422
source?
can't believe Liverpool are going to win it all
CORNERS
A I R
>>67370636
I sincerely hope they dont so the shitposting about the europa league being a relevant throphy wont appear. Rather have a massive >chokepool shitposting on /sp/
>>67370373
Not on my bookie zzzzz
Suspecting shaktar manager lumped large on the under 9 corners fix
don't deserve to hold onto the crimea if you cant hold onto the fucking ball for more than 2 seconds
>>67370714
They're going to do it and what's shit is klopp gets his own team next season too, ABLs on suicide watch
pmsl bookies clueless
Hope you all bankrolled Game won in ET - No
So I lumped on both teams to win on pens like 5 mins before full time
Will this get palped?
hourly reminder that you are not going to die
>>67371101
They paid out on this >>67371100
Mara settling over 4.5 cards as a loss. What?
>>67371154
pmsl i actually bet on extra time result as i was on breidablik earlier and they were way too dominant in 2nd, surely i'll get compensated if i nag them enough
saw someone calling this bet earlier with no specifics and didn't figure it was this one as there were a few other games on
>>67371229
DON'T nag
You'll ruin it for everyone
daily reminder that it will be voided.
Thoroughly enjoyed voting for Sadiq Khan (and against Zac Goldsmith's disgraceful campaign of fear and smear). I gave the Green Party of England and Wales my second preference. I hope Green voters do vice-versa!
Anyone betting on this?
Wtb
>>67371322
Evening Lee.
>>67371336
Icelandic bets to be voided @1.000001
>>67371268
sure lid, not that much on it plus was also on them to win the trophy though at incredibly shitty odds taking in account the lack of ET. though i'd imagine i'm not the only person who wasn't aware of the mistake and got on breidablik ET
>>67371364
Idc, just give me a bet.
>>67371383
Jenkins/Pasha SPARGE. No way they lose this after the first set they had
>>67371383
Miami heat SW @ 2.75. If you think Raptors might do better then in game 1, go for the Miami +5 spread @ 1.9.
can't stop smacking that Chelsea price, literally insane
>>67371421
>>67371434
I want bets not lotto shite.
I'm giving you the fucking spoon. Feed me.
>>67371506
Keiika -0.5 FH
>>67371434
Tbh I can see Raptors raping Miami (+15+pts).
>>67371506
>britbingbong needs obscure matches so can feel like he's beating the bookies with a 'fix'
well i guess the ET shite will be voided, just moved back from the graveyard to unsettled bets, hope they'll atleast pay out my overall winner bet, noone likes unknowingly betting on a coin flip @1.57 then getting mugged when it goes your way
Daniel Gould wants 5k on Sweden top 5
who /inthequeue/ for when stay reaches 1.5
>>67371869
Free money tbqh
>>67371322
Commie cunt. DOTR is coming.
>>67369449
can't stop posting winners
won't stop posting winners
>>67372120
did the same for quindio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O1ZxQYktb0
Always related.
>>67372175
What the fuck?
Delete this.
>>67372193
This is the reality.
>>67372156
what do you mean? got on +0.5 quindio after huila equalised?
>>67372175
little gremlins
>>67372246
>>67372246
Haha, sure...
>tfw got on Espana +0.5 before the red
JUST
>>67372225
Yeah, that's what I meant to say
>>67372175
third world countries shouldn't be allowed to host the world cup and Olympics tbqh
>there will never be /bet/ poker nights anymore
thanks german autist
zzz couldn't even chase losses by lumping it on Marathon @1.8 because I went to pee and they already scored when I came back. What a day..
WTB?
Tarbes@ Aix en Provence: Tarbes @2.37
This does not lose
>>67372469
wtfb?
>>67372175
Had this happen to me when I was drunk in Africa. Got my phone back by paying a group of kids a tenner to hunt down the culprit and bring him to me
up 4-0 in the first inning. surreal.
flamengo ladies now drifted to slight underdog, sw worth a tiny @2.75
>>67372520
Tarbes should win this easily. Aix en Provence are already relegated and Tarbes position in the table is misleading (they were docked 8 points earlier in the season for financial irregularities) and need to win their last few games to ensure their survival.
been hearing provence have been struck by a stomach bug as well.
>>67372898
This absolutely reeks of /bet/ mafia.
>>67372175
why did #23 give it back? is it a game?
>>67372898
Where the fuck are you even betting on this
>>67373016
seen it on paddy power
>>67372926
believe what you want mate I'm putting this down as a medium because its notoriously difficult to get streams for French D2
>>67372607
You've never left your hometown
>>67372401
Happy to play any of you mugs at poker, any site any stakes pmsl
>>67373048
pmsl
>>67373056
plo on stars?
>>67373044
>Here we are. Friday from 19 h 30, facing Tarbes, aixois rugby playing their survival in Pro D2. Because any other result than victory even in defeat the direct rival, Dax, would be almost synonymous with Federal downhill 1. Because it will remain only two games in the program: a trip to Perpignan where USAP defend his championship runner-up and a reception of Narbonne followed by "close the ban". This is where the Athenians reached that pierced the Persians, the Assyrians was set, the Thebans fell, the Thracians traced, as satraps and grabbed the Medes and emmerdèrent the Aix ...
the hope is slim, as evidenced by the low ranking of the table and the meetings that remain in play (see below). But the hut is not yet fallen on the dog. All the forces of the club, on the pitch and in the stands, therefore convened this evening.
>>67373048
Ok, sure I haven't...
>>67373044
>>67373025
OH it's rugby, alright I'll just go small thanks lid.
>>67373074
Gladly
>>67372175
dindus gonna dindu
>>67373137
What kind of price did you get on Indians ML?
Just bee urself ;)
>>67373255
Was on Indians from the start (please Janny this is /bet/ related)
I tried telling her you need to spend to make, but she just didn't understand how I could put £50, £100 w.e on a bet when she won't even spend £3 for the bus.
>>67373291
idk was 1.66 I think
olimpia just conceded early, gonna put a small one on them to win
>>67373389
managed to get @2.1, current odds too low imo
>>67373311
Tell her it's a lock m8
>It's a South American team you bet against gets a red card edition
uhoh
hate this ''team gets a red on their own suspended DA shortly after i get on +0.5 and overs'' meme
Sums on gremio to score
>>67373522
had this shit happen twice today, still DAC
>>67373522
>backing River Pl8
come on m8. At least now you know that since they go ta red they'll score
>>67373522
>>67373553
PMSL Era penal
>penalty
Man and I was hoping I could still get a good price
NEED a sampaio goal, odds spasticated already now just to have something to show for
>>67373712
Have you even been watching the game?
Okay Olimpia, I'm ready for goals now.
>red card
>penalty
>1 minute of stoppage time
Ok
>>67373725
first 10 minutes, @3.2 looked good based on sheets and mutuals, dropped to 2.25 at one point but i see it's back up now, utter utter
Caballero really wanna win this now that they are 1 goal ahead. Really hoping Olimpia step it up a notch in the 2nd half.
>Caballero really wanna win
You sure m8, pretty sure their manager said they wanted to lose
>>67373886
HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC
I just can't stop betting on nba. fuck me
>>67373902
Wtb
>>67373913
Nothing if you are smart.
>>67373556
There it is lad
>>67373522
>>67373556
pmsl, you called it
>>67374452
the classic south american meme, a 3rd from capiata would bring in more profits though, 3rd from river would be absolute scenes
Olimpia concede again.. seen them come back from 0:3 and win 5:3 but I have a bad feeling here. Guess I'm gonna grab my coat and go for a long walk.
>>67374813
make sure to put a slice of bacon in your coat pocket just to stay safe :-)
>>67373222
Kek
So much on boca -1
>>67375048
>no card
wew
>>67375048
Staked seconds before the pen
Surreal
>>67375048
missed it. gonna be down insane
>Boca
>>67375422
This is when you rage stake the ml, right?
>>67375617
I'm not actually on.
If it gets to 1.8 I might go small, Boca have not looked that threatning.
friendly reminder that I am 7-2 over the past few days. Red Sox should easily win too. Colorado is the play for tonight.
Where were you when Boca's keeper was kill?
dat keep just collapse or wot?
orion SUCH a dickhead desu
>>67375941
he's the biggest prick in argentine football, was blatantly putting it on to get the ref to stop it.
>gambling
when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about
doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas
did euan bet on scottish lanour to come third? shrewd.
>>67376218
He was saying they'd come second in seats.
His head must be in his hands right now. Ladbrokes staff pissing themselves laughing.
>>67376218
>people on /bet/ live in places where voting took place today
Disgusting.
>u. de deportes
don't understand what's going on anymore
>boca
It's time
22222222222222222222222222222
OT is the real MVP.
>>67378031
>meant to bet u195.5
>accidentally bet overs
>still gonna lose
Welp
>Leicester 50/1 to win the CL next year on skybet
Rupert Murdoch taking no chances
>>67376218
Got cheeky on Tories 2nd most seats. Asked someone to discuss the findings of my research but he would rather meme.
Would be nice is it wins but don't care either way. Was a value bet.
>>67368823
>sailing and rowing competitions will be done in shit water
down too much from that pointless melgar 3rd in the 91th 2bh, sitting here in disbelief atleast there's noting to chase on
>Heat +5 wins
Surreal
Based raps
>>67378567
What were you on?
quick virginclick tip
supermassive v G2 - supermassive SW @ 3.5
G2 already 0-4 for the series, fighting amongst themselves, they don't have the best attitude going forward whereas SM are very positive, playing to prove themselves and shouldn't be anywhere near 3.5 for SW
When is the Kentucky Derby? I feel like gamblin'
>>67380413
Tomorrow late evening.
Nyquist is your only real option.
Millman to win 6-0 in second set
@3.5 Small
Gotta go uni to hand in my dissertation boys, am I gonna miss shrewd morning bets while I'm gone? Will I recover
Down sums on Scottish Labour fucks sake
Useless cunts
Independence now
>>67380361
@4 now?
>>67382674
well spotted, only got 2.2 thanks.
Anyone down for a 50£ to 1000£ run?
I know this was popular a while back and I've had some success with this tactic lately. I'm going to try another run so comment if you want to join
>>67382891
i am
ARP posting lotto shite again
>>67382891
Can't afford it m8
>>67382891
Aye mayne.
>>67382937
Virginclick is a real professional sport devoid of any lol lotto wins, sir!
Pmsl at tila tequila
>>67383043
She's taking red suppositories, I hear.
fuck off G2, so fucking close, 3.5 was a ridic price
>>67383230
Lotto nerd bet zzz
>>67382891
Start it off champ
£50 - £1000 BET 1
Souths United Women sw
£50 = £51
#TapTapBoom
>>67383286
Lel
>>67383286
on like donkey kong
>>67383286
Are handis a bet for anybody that knows about this? Mutuals suggest a massive win, e.g Souths beat Peninsula 10-0, Peninsula beat Redlands 5-0
test
>Chinese moot
>euan told me the good times were coming to an end
>10-0
>>67383286
>TFW REBACKED THIS FOREVER AND COULNT SHARE MY JOY OF THIS WITH EVERYONE ITT
up silly
10-0 blowout ffs
Is a good bet worth taking regardless of odds? Like if i'm confident in a 1.2 bet, is there ever a case of risking too much to win too little?
>>67383522
pmsl what is so hard to understand about value
>>67383522
If you think it will win more than 5 times out of 6, then it's ok
>>67383522
not worth it desu, I wait for odds to drift when they don't score in the first 20 minutes then put a bet on.
>Big_Al shilling
>>67383522
Please stop posting all this shite bait.
>>67383566
Please stop posting.
>>67383594
>bait
It's a valid question, I'm sure many on here wouldn't think of taking a bet below 1.5 even though it's not a problem
>>67383629
I'll take 1.4 if its a lock
I take it you can't reset your TT account, can you ask Big Al to wipe it?
>>67383910
What are you trying to hide lid?
>>67383629
Well I smashed that Icey cup overs bet down to 1.4 myself because of low limits and it was such a silly line. So you are wrong about that.
Of course you can't go around backing every 1.2 shot because you "think" it will win though.
>>67383932
Nothing, it's a private account.
I would not take anything under 1.2 unless it really is truly value.
That's about it.
River plate +0.25, your only regret will be not putting me on
Is Everton DC a mainstream special?
Players been out on the piss, both CBs were absolutely bladdered Tuesday.
>>67383992
You shouldn't take any bet unless it is truly value.
>>67383950
What am I wrong about? I know that you understand value and taking a bet at short odds =/= bad bet, but betting on 1.2s blindly is -ev also. Don't see why you're so aggressive.
Msu, put your life savings on
>>67384036
Well thanks for clearing that up Ausbet!
I'll stop placing bets that are not value, cheers!
I've lost on a 1.01 before
>>67384096
I've lost a 1.07
>>67384055
Saying you are wrong about people here not taking bets below 1.5. Was just saying it is worth it in some circumstances but not always.
Hope you lads all got on the Inverness value.
>>67384096
>>67384123
Don't think I have lost that low, a 1,16 definitely.
I don't over stake now regardless of the odds.
>>67384096
i was mugged and raped on the way back from the bookie's after going there to pay out a void slip
>>67384030
Tears
>>67384030
Thanks!
>>67384034
Everton let them win
>>67384140
u wot
Who else med on homeboyz, yhyhyh Boyz
>>67384146
And I tought slovakia wasn't third world.
Singapore rebacking so hard
>>67384235
dunno, tusker are decent away
Hadjat DC, heard it hear first
Hass wanted a smed on Homeboyz
Msu 222222
Volendam SW tonight, 1.8 WH/Mara. Wins tbqhwy
Dat Tusker drift
>>67384340
Horrible bet
How much detail do people put into their spreadsheets? I've goner way ott on the sport/league part of the aus betting sheet, got 105 different ones and I'm adding to that all the time, too late to change how detailed it is now
Can't stop rebacking Singapore, so good
>>67384325
No I don't
Any info on homeboyz?? Struggling to find much
>>67384375
>penalty missed
>>67384341
on. GL
TorasAngel would get it.
>>67384370
>>67384470
>Snooker
>>67384370
I've just started again. Because my last spreadsheet was JUST.
I put in minimal detail, stake, team, odds, date and bookie.
>>67384475
-23.7% roi pmsl
I live close to the Maracanã stadium
Pls don't come or watch this
Utter embarrassment is quite likely
>>67384470
That looks sexy
>>67384492
>>67384475
Should I put in Bet Type then?
>>67384509
Yeah, I've got
AH
O
U
FH AH
FH O
FH U
Not Football
>>67384388
Other than lineups, nah.
>>67384542
Fuck that shit, some autism tight there. I'm lazy enough to even USE the spreadsheet.
>>67384375
Gone Triple Large on -1
Need a screenshot of J West's spreadsheet, that was beyond autistic, love it
>>67384549
It's interesting to look at the results, I've got a surprisingly high roi on unders bets while my not football bet type is 1.7% from 163 bets, don't mind that though as most are interest bets
Hey boys. Been having some good success last few weeks on youth/women's etc etc. But hitting a bit of a wall in terms of foreign football as I'm finding it hard to find any kind of info in English. Normally with the British thing I add the slag teams on my fake Facebook and follow their team twitter to try get an edge but really having trouble win the foreign games. Any advice or am I stuck?
Olexandria o5.5
>>67384626
Message this guy on fb, he'll give you some good links
fb.com/james.mckeown.94
>Albirex will never score again in my lifetime
Also, did StackGainer literally try greentexting on TT?
44444
You should do what I do lid: First I set up a fake Skype profile pretending that I'm a girl.
Second I go onto /soc/ (still pretending to be a girl) post in a skype thread and let thirsty orbiters add me, i only pay attention to the ones from the countries with leagues i'm interested in.
Third. I get them to scout out the teams I'm interested see if they can find anything.
Fourth. profit
>>67384682
Gold
>>67384659
>click on link
>you have one mutual friend
Where is mackers from again?
>>67384682
I pose as an Icelandic U19 female on FB so I can give sex starved punters the wrong info so I can get more value on the real bet.
Can't stop rebacking Singapore
Place bet
> goal 5 seconds later
Feels gooooood
>>67384659
I reckon Finnie's got an amazing gag reflex.
>>67384655
FIX is IN
>>67384626
Pre translate search queries. If you just Google Team x team news in English you will get fuck all.
>>67384720
UAC 2bh
>>67384715
>place bet
>goal 5 seconds later
>wrong team
>reback
Feels good
>>67384734
Haha made me paranoid and had to check I hadn't done that
>>67384700
I'm also part of /bet/ mafia.
Homing Pigeon group up absolute SUMS this year.
Haha how much did I fuck up lids?
I put 50 on homeboyz because I liked the name... Thought they'd be like a gang in Africa so they wouldn't lose
>>67384761
zzzzzzzzz
SWD EAGLES [email protected]
THE FIX IS IN
olimpik fixed for o2.5
>>67384470
You bet on way too many leagues
>>67384778
Lad who went to Africa here, can confirm its still a shithole
Can't stop rebacking Singapore
>not on the albirex goal train
>adding 1 more losing bet to my 8 bet losing streak
Looks like I'm gonna cry myself to sleep again tonight.
Singapore ends 8-0
U19 Jews, bet at the movement is overs. Watch the lines though
>Goff implying he doesn't just copy Asia
Singa 6 when only got on at 5-0
James Mckeown CAN'T BE ARSED DOWN BRAINS
Like · Reply · Just now
>not putting your life savings on canada-1.5/russia double
>>67384989
>no megusta
who the fuk r u, u lttl rat
66666666666666666
Went at +4.5 with Singa, feels good.
Just trading the first race at Chester with coke dripping off my face after I dropped it in front of me on the desk.
Pmsl.
>>67385028
Such a CHARACTER
InfinitySports throwing shade at Euan
>>67385028
Lad that's awesome pal
>>67385059
>throwing shade
eurgh
>>67385059
>throwing shade
>>67385121
Need a
>mcbrutus is on
one
Did bet365 have Ashdod since KO? Only saw them when they were already 1 goal ahead.
>>67368823
Gazovik orenburg russia pl ht result smal @2.3
>>67385133
I'm sure it won't be difficult to attain one.
>>67385148
Over 0.5 fhg medium @1.9
Ashdod gone again, did they realize they shit the bed?
>>67384783
T-thanks
>It's been 164 days
>doing pretty well
>solid 4 figgy role
>decide to change password to something safer than "dickman"
>change it to a ultra secure password I can't remember
>haven't won a bet since
Don't wanna sound superstitious but really... I miss dickman
Ashdod now 3 goals up after 28 minutes and they had them @ 3.0 PMSL
TUSKER 11111111
over 5.5 seems aight in the ashdod game
Why shouldn't I put quarter bank roll on o5. 5?
>>67384788
HUP
>InfinitySports
Who types out shit like this?
>>67385630
mate he's looking out for YOU!
You should be grateful
>>67385630
Limp wristed lefties
>>67384788
>>67385629
YOURE WELCOME YOU SLUGS
>>67385704
Wasn't fixed
>>67385731
tears!
>>67385731
>HE WASNT ON
PMSL
Orenburg goals now, PLS
BT wants med on Gazovik
gazovik -0.5 @ 1.7 is the BET
>Still 3-1
PMSL
>>67385962
>>67385901
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gazovik still 0-0
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Orenburg
I'm on EXTRA LARGE
>>67386069
PMSL
>first shot on goal in 70th min
>goal
jesus that's fucking bonkers init?
>>67386067
FUUUUCK
>pixel punting
deserve it tbqh
Freerolling on O1 tbqh
>APR tipping shitty pixel punts at 5/10
I really hate you
>>67386096
>it must have been pixel punting when the stats support the bet
>>67386124
zzzz
>>67386119
not my fault lad, BT wanted on
>>67386151
I didn't tho pal
>>67386151
BT would never have tipped that
GAZOVIK BRINGING THE BANTER
LETS GOOOO LADS
Up hundreds on the reback
>>67386110
HUP
Having a right little lol to myself
Johor prices seem strange
Hah, at least the O5.5 came in
Simple show of hands please
http://www.strawpoll.me/10142400/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10142400/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10142400/
>>67386267
End 1/2-0
>>67386315
Surreal.
Starting to really believe BT doesn't have a firm handshake like Euan
Mom is not going to be happy when I have to explain to her that I maxed out her cc, because I thought Gazovik was a lock.
Did Gazovik draw?
>>67386445
>mummy mummy
>>67386532
yes
It's muggier than an Americans betting history outside, fuck me.
>>67386544
Fuck off for fuck sake.
UAC
JOHOOOORORORORORORORORORRRRRRRR
>>67386315
>>67386330
what was the final score?
>>67386578
3-3
>>67386588
cheers
>>67385901
>>67386151
>>67386166
>>67386194
I've been out all day, you wouldn't catch me betting on lotto shite like that.
PERFORMATA IGHU WAS THE BET FFS they got a penalty when 1-0 down, surely they will rape the bottom last now. They're in second themselves. The SW line for performata was even @2.0
WANT AIDS
Please one more Zvezda.
whats the bet lads?
>>67386915
me going to the gym @ 1.00000000001
cya in a bit lads
Had a piz on Paradou dnb, que dirty algerian shenanigans
>>67386876
on -1.5 @2
when is the 3333333333333333
OPEN UP CFR CLUJ I WANT TO BET ON THESE ROMANIAN SLUGS
>>67386915
France u17 btts
Anyone else on Rudes because of the name?
Inverness-Dundee 1 1.70
>>67387144
get out
>>67387144
>Dundee
Triggered
>>67386999
3333333333333333
>>67387185
You are very late to the party
>>67387196
aha didnt know that what are people betting?
>>67387144
>Stealing my tip like an immigrant stole your gf
Shame on you
And Inverness play Dundee United, not Dundee
Perm women 4 when...
>>67387215
chill i just saw it on a swedish betting tips site and wanted your guys thoughts
>>67387256
well in that case
>>67387215
What site are you cheating on big al with?
Reminder the Dundee United players are on the transfer list and will be looking to impress any potential suitors so will be extra motivated whereas Inverness have nothing to play for
>>67387256
Wait for them to go 1-0 down then back
>>67387256
Listen here pal, when you try and rip off euan you try and rip off all of us.
And we do not stand for it.
We will back your lines so hard for the rest of your life, you'll be lucky to see 1.1.
Think I'm joking? Just try us.
>>67387267
This, they're well and truly in the shop window now
>>67387256
get out of here u little rat
BT wants a small on Flora -1
>>67387590
why does he? and does he actually?
FC Metz ML
must win game for promotion to Ligue 1
Cluj goal when?
>>67387590
Think people have to start posting proof if they claim BT wants
sir david attenborough edition for next thread please
Why does BT always talk in third person, it's kinda weird
How many of you little slugs are shrewd enough to be restricted in shops?
>>67387655
>leaving your house
normie out
Levaida u21 only have 10 players and 3 subs.
>>67387602
Because it doesn't lose and the GOAT striker Zahovaiko is out for Paide, would have bagged at least 3 if he was starting. Just doesn't lose.
>>67387621
Trust me lid, it isn't lotto shite like the fraud earlier
>>67387637
No one would know it was me if I said 'I want on Flora -1'
Almere city will win by at least 2.
Heard it here first.
StayShrewd
>>67387664
>10 players
>3 subs
what?
>>67387655
You bet on horses or dogs lid?
>>67387664
Talking big sense pal
Why has the Dominos meme fallen in popularity so much?
>Budapest concede with 1st shot on target
>Russian shite concede with 1st shot on target
Want to off myself
>>67387590
Cheers for this pal got 10 units on, should pay for the weekend if it comes in
I don't even like hockey, but how badly are russians gonna win tonight?
>>67387655
Had stakes rejected before, yes
>>67387737
Not really hot weather food IMO
>>67387758
How much and what on?
>>67387737
Going to order some tonight, might just get a large marge though, toppings just make me struggle to finish it and if I do I feel a bit sick afterwards.
>>67387737
get on the dominos money train
http://www.lse.co.uk/SharePrice.asp?shareprice=DPP
>>67387741
The bet was over 1.5 mate.
>>67387737
We have curry now foxes won the league. I have chicken korma usually.
>>67387788
Less students = less dominos
>>67387783
Had Paddy trader say 50 max on 2 or 3 occasions when I wanted 200 on games they didn't follow pre-game moves in Asia.
>>67387798
inb4 white tory men who wear red chinos and love jeremy clarkson tell you that's not a proper curry because that's what other blokes say
ATSV stadu/Lafnitz o4.5 goals
You can trust me, I have a firm handshake.
>>67378382
Just saw this post, knew you would claim to be on Tories 2nd most seats despite calling Labour 2nd a special before voting. SUCH a dullard.
>>67387813
Why not use the machines?
Have to go to gf family party. Placed like 25 bets on my phone. Up a nice amount and she keeps having a go at me for being on my phone. She took me to the other room and said she'll do something nice for me tonight if I just try today.
As if they'll be any time tonight, literally going to take me hours to work through the spreadsheet backlog. This is the worst, gonna have to spend my Saturday cleaning up my affairs while placing bets, actually feel sick and anxious.
>>67387848
Placing phone bets is -ev
>>67387830
Forgot to bring this up earlier. Such typical Euan behaviour, amazing how much easier it is to claim to win after the event has happened.
>>67387813
Wow 200, you're such a big bad gambler. Teach me your ways.
>>67387848
Want me to take care of your gf while you do your spreadsheet lid? free of charge.
BT is fuming about prestaking slugs ruining the Etoile Sahel price
>>67387848
You're doing that right thing. Girls hated being treated with respect.
>>67387863
Having a gf is -ev
>>67387869
pmsl
>>67387848
Betting on your phone is a recipe for disaster. If you follow tipsters you're getting a bad price as it's too slow and if you're doing your own bets you won't be able to monitor streams as much. If you're put of the house you should just forget about betting
>>67387848
Nice blog faggot
>>67387848
It takes less than a minute to fill out a bet in my spreadsheet. How many details are you doing if it takes that much time?
Want out of this butter bet already
>>67387694
Down 1, should I reback? Got quite a bit on already
pmsl budapest
>>67387918
I can't believe it's a not a good tip
>>67387839
Machines arent the same odds.
>>67387867
Please. Have. Sex.
CyBu such a JUDGE
>>67387972
Where are you getting the odds from then?
Euan is Inverness AH worth it? Missed the value
>>67387914
Not the guy you replied to but mine takes a while. I input the obvious stuff, date, time, bookies, choice, event, odds, stake, tipster if one, free bet if one, prebet opinion.
Then I have the more detailed stuff, odds available across 6 bookies I have accounts on if they have markets, I track the events of the game and input them, times of corners etc, I also mark the new odds everytime they change and length of game suspensions.
After that regular stuff like win/loss/cash out closing odds. Post bet opinions, looking back would you do it again etc.
The I finish it off by attaching a picture of my favourite rball moment, sometimes something funny like 20 off target 0 on
I find it allows me to make better bets in the future
I also do a Smiley face, neutral face or unhappy face before the bet and after the bet to measure the change in my emotions. I'm currently planning to expand this to include things like anxiety. I've got fitness watch coming from Amazon that will track my heart rate and stuff like that which I can also connect to the sheet to give more data
>>67388020
Such a pixel punter
Cybu absolute lad
Emmen just hit the post. Almere defence looking dire.
>>67388071
pmsl
>>67388079
Watching this game live on TV desu
Podbeskidzie could be back motivated in second half so could be bet on Podbeskidzie, need to watch second half
>>67388079
>HE WASN'T ON
>>67388071
zzz
>>67388071
Autistic/10 desu
>>67388101
Who tipped almere, stayshrewd, never heard of him. Seems like a bad pick even at +0.25
>>67388120
dude I accidentally went on the full time asian handicap instead of the FH handicap, a-am I fucked?
>>67388127
I was lid
>>67388071
Big fan of this
>>67388145
Think Podbeskidzie will come back later in this game
BT wants a tiny pixel punt on Palanga dnb
>>67388145
>>67388164
Wew just realized it was FH and not full-time
>>67388168
the sweat begins
>>67388071
>I also do a Smiley face, neutral face or unhappy face before the bet and after the bet to measure the change in my emotions.
>>67388168
post spread sheet
>>67388144
Almere should've equalized just now. o1.5 ht is a small.
If Euan is so confident of this Inverness tip why won't he recommend going on handicap? pmsl
>>67388209
I can post last bets, M8
>>67388178
No I don't, both are decent sides. I liked Hegelmann earlier but they lost, I might fancy something in the game at 7 though ;)
>>67388291
>Polska coins
Literally gambling pennies, laughing at my screen
>>67388291
Zloty SUCH a meme currency, almost NOK tier tbqh.
>>67388291
Pmsl
>>67388331
every currency except GBP and USD are memes
>>67388291
Your bets are lower than pseudo tier, no idea why people listen to you
>>67388366
GBP and USD are memes when compared to the Kuwaiti Dinar
Haha so flora score any second yeah guys haha yeah
>>67388384
>>67388331
FX experts here lads
>>67388387
cheers lid
>>67388387
Surreal magic
>""""""""King Kurt""""""
Up 60 units and more to come. BT BG
>>67388419
I am pmsl
>>67388419
whats he on?
BT surreal y'all
>>67388437
Such a lucky goal desu
>>67388450
ffs
40 Zloty LIVE PROMO BET is most painful in all this
So tired of the 1 shot 1 goal meme
>>67388485
Pmsl
Not sure myself about that last tip Cy
Albania hasn't tipped in two days
>>67388514
He will disappear for months then come back and repeat the same process again.
Sorry lids I don't know what happened but I didn't tip o 1.5 in Douanes v Ouakam
o2.5 worth it and also get 1.5 first half if a good line. Yours your own judgment.
StayShrewd
>>67388472
chodz do angli
>>67388557
On small never heard of you before
BT wants a medium on Honka Akatemia when it gets to -0.75
>>67388557
222 cheers. Reback?
How much does /bet/ pay for a haircut
Impossible to get on Euan's bet
Got on Euan, cheers
>>67388629
20 quid with tip
>>67388629
40 quid for some clippers
>flora will never score again
Euan so shrewd. Plenty of time to get on too
>>67388628
More goals yeah. 3.5 ft certain and maybe 2.5ht if you're feeling risky. Odds were off prematch by a margin and dunno how long before they readjust them fully
All bets on this are risk from here though, get on early bet next time.
StayShrewd
I got on but if you had any dignity you would void to respect the people that didnt...
>>67388681
I'd win a bet if they scored, so it's not going to happen
>>67388709
Exactly this, not fair when only those who aren't doing anything can get on
Reminder that flora always score in last 5 minutes. Have faith you cowards
what is THE match to keep an eye out for in the next couple hours? going to attend some guests and hopefully rob them at the poker table in a minute, had no time to research today
>>67388739
>not doing anything
I'm gambling mate, dont see how you can complain about not getting on the bet because you were busy slapping it to a picture of mackers mum
>>67388762
>lying to get tips
Not sure about this famalam
Post your Betfair p&l
Guarantee none of you slugs have made six figures.
>>67388762
Manchester 62 vs Lincoln Red Imps
>>67388777
I was driving, I got notification, pulled over within a minute but goal came before I could sake. It's not fair that this goes on his record when I couldn't get on myself
Have too much on Etoile Sportiv desu
>>67388629
£35
>>67388803
>tfw literally cannot profit on betfair.
I must be down hundreds on BF but I'm up thousands in asia.
>place bet not even a minute before your team gets a red
Oh my second favorite meme
>>67388827
Convenient
Flora a shite.
>>67388818
Thought I did but singbet have voided my bets, yes, that's right they've voided my bets before it's even ht. Would love to test their chins, they definitely unvoid the bets if they lose ffs.
>>67388629
0, my sister cuts my hair
Is Euan, dare I say it, shrewder than BT?
>having hair
enjoy your monthly -ev cuts
Flora scored
>>67388923
Thanks futbol24
Zwolle slags 0.0 ht is a med 2bh.
>>67388629
I cut it myself
Really is a piece of piss
BT wants a smed on Caramba
When the bores on here & in the media try to tell you all about how much Boro v Brighton is worth financially tomorrow, ignore them all.
>>67388660
>tipping someone who makes 40 quid an hour
>>67389005
So Goff it hurts
>>67388914
Pmsl winning in Asia v a bubblegum rball bet is no contest.
No one here is shrewd enough to profit in Asia long term
>>67389004
Begging you to have sex and stop posting these fraudulent tips, the only tip I've posted in this thread is Flora -1
>>67389060
Really not that hard
>>67389011
>being tight
Thnx for almere tip ss
And thnx for eoilet tip whoever posted that one
>>67389029
It's not about money, ignore that nonsense. What it's *really* about is two sets of long-suffering fans dreaming of a glorious promotion.
>>67389074
Post balance/statement
>>67388982
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
P O D B E S K I D Z I E
>>67388629
15 quid yeah
>>67388810
This, over 5 @ 2
Got my holiday fund invested, I win going Maga with the boys, lose going to mates mums caravan, it's actually pretty fun tbf and some yunguns round ay ay
>>67389214
how young
>>67389214
love caravaning desu
Is honka a ends 8-0 in 93rd min game.
I think so. Rebaaaaaack
Euan loves a good reback, says it's the defining part of a professional gamblers skill set
French Rugby lad, whats the score?
tez simpsons again zz
on MPS +1.75 from here. Value completely switched sides now.
>>67389236
17/18 we're all 24 now but it's ok because nothing proper happens
>doesn't know about mps keepers recently diagnosed arthritis.
We'll, say goodbye to your slush puppy
>>67389279
fugg
>Russia losing in hockey
>>67389279
>because nothing proper happens
Poof
>>67389279
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer
>>67387694
Great tip man, hope you post more. Finally outta the red
>>67389350
Cringe.
>there are people in this thread who didn't reback almere
Can't contain the rain
>>67389386
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67389406
4444
That's rent for the month xxx
Tabres r shit.
Big_Al TIP
WHO HERE /ON/!!?!?!?!?
Almere over 6 corner total @5 smed
>brunei soccer league on bet365
wtb?
>>67389478
Leaf leave
>>67389386
clueless
>>67389474
66666
Need 2/3 more honka like mackers needs too footlongs
>>67389582
I'd love to take a test ride on Mackers footlong.
Finished uni for the summer, thinking of making a plug in that records your 365 bets and puts them into spreadsheet for you. You'd have to go into your history click view more till you've got them all and then press plug in. I'm not quite good enough to do a fully automated one sorry guys. Would take me about a week if anyone interested
TARBES TRYYYY
>unironically missing the conversion
>>67389631
You doing a CS degree?
>Me nor ARP STILL not on the tt "Featured Tipsters" list
I basically AM tt anyway.
>>67389739
/bet/ IS TT
I want to see you backing zilina. Been following them for few weeks, 0-0 30min goal soon. Handins ft and ht if you get good lines. Keep alert and make some money.
StayShrewd
>>67389639
pisses me off that they only had beziers in-play
>>67389739
You were featured for a while
>>67389776
This. Without /bet/ no one would look out for that mobhead's USL tips
>>67389803
Yeah, on the young offenders list.
>>67389832
pmsl
>>67389832
Heard Euan likes a trip to the school ground pmsl
Imp goals when
>>67389832
tears
I was going to tip Man62 v Lincoln overs but I dont want to be accused of stealing tips from some pseudo anon
>>67389962
It was me, I didn't tip it just said I'm betting on it. Feel free to, I couldn't care less mert
>>67389962
Mention it while it's suspended for penalty
>>67389962
>penalty
pmsl if I did would be accused of being a fraud AGAIN
>>67390017
Post it or fuck off. No one likes that leftist victim mentality
>>67389962
wtb? finally a gibraltar game i can bet on
>>67390071
overs
ffs
Hello, where is the 9th corner.
>>67390090
o2.5
o10.5
makes a difference you twig
>>67390097
Oh there you are!
Zilina @2 wins
Ss
You better be right about this uni
Inverness getting btfo, I'm cashing out and going dundee
>What was the FT score? I stopped paying attention
He surely does love the attention
1111111111111111111111
awww
>>67390186
SHREWD
>inverness backers
/bet/ mafia wins again
Down SUMS on Inverness
Thanks Euan you fucking fraud.
pmsl Euan already covering it with a tip he stole from /bet/
Euan has ruined my weekend. Eating mayo on toast for dindins instead of Domino's
Imp goal when
Inverness goal when
Zilina goal when
Genk goal when
Gonna enjoy telling my mates I can't afford to go pub tonight on the prowl for coug
ffs euan
DAC on imps
euan such a lttl rat
Yes imps I always knew they were gonna score, so many pussy in here not good
>Inverness
fucking euan, i knew it was mafia related.
not going out this weekend.
thanks for Inverness tip
>>67390362
Scratch that
Waregem +1 tbqh
Inverness so dull, wish Euan would just leave the Asia bets to BT
NEW THREAD
>>67390470
>>67390470
>>67390470
>people weren't on dundee
Its like you hate money. Always lay euan, its classic /bet/
>>67388331
Pretty sure I can live like a millionaire for a few 10NOKs down there. A polish millionaire, mind, but still.
