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Eurovision hype edition
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First for under 1.5 in some random African league.
Fuck off Uni
>>67460945
1 shot on target all game 1 goal pmsl
Hot like telemundo chickas lids
>>67460958
'no' rball just doesn't count any shots, only records the goals.
GOOD DAY TO LOSE SOME MONEY, EH?
Who accidentally booked a long weekend away to Stockholm this weekend completely forgetting Eurovision is on there? Ffs.
>>67460957
rude desu
>>67460981
Would really LOVE to test your chin at times uni.
>>67460986
I would love to knock his teeth out. He is literally Euan minus the shrewdness.
>>67460986
>>67460992
Meet me at Heathrow tomorrow at noon
Now my heart awakes to the sound of silence
>>67461025
I'll see you there. I'll be wearing shorts if it's still warm.
Thank you hradec, literally saved me thousands of poundies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrB5QbDIuPQ
Cannot stop laying.
>>67461115
post proof
>>67461121
All the proof you need is in that absolutely TEZ performance and routine.
>>67461148
I agree it's bad but don't think anyone in here is actually putting their money where their mouth is
>>67461153
Have layed 5 figures since this all began.
>>67461153
I have over 5 figures laying Russia.
>>67461178
>>67461188
v v shrewd individuals
>>67461178
>>67461188
Post betfair book then
>>67461195
How much you got on lad?
I lose 3k if Russia win and I'm worried you're all having me on, nobody has posted slip
Hate Eurovision but can't wait for the shitposting when everyone realises this is /bet/ mafias greatest ever trick
I have over £2 laying Russia.
>He bets on obscure leagues
>>67461239
It's bet mafia lid, nobody has posted a slip or any reasoning. It's just "i've got sums laying Russia, they WILL drift" etc zzzzzz
>>67461245
Aussies to win right
>>67461092
rly?
>>67461115
>laying when the YouTube video clearly says "footage of the FUTURE WINNER"
???
B I R D
>>67461329
Fucking hell.
>>67461369
He's done, Muhammad.
Need Finnish tips and winners like A I R now.
greece seem very low in semi 1.. they always seem to do well regardless of their song. Maybe not lately with increasing jury power
semi 1 is so much stronger than semi 2 it's ridiculous
Wtfb
Bings Eurovision predicted chance of winning
Russia - 20.8%
Sweden - 14.9%
France - 11%
Italy - 9.2%
Bosnia - 7.1%
Netherlands - 0.1%
>>67461513
BT, thoughts on this?
Can't believe you all actually watch Eurovision. It's all shit!
Please listen to better music.
>>67461513
>Bosnia - 7.1%
they're not even getting out of their semi
also, sweden is really shit, most swedes hate the swedish song, but he had a lot of youth vote
also.. sports related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSZgoLSJZo
Official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5iu7SiAu4
>>67461546
Why is this kid white.
>he hasn't got on the value yet.
https://youtu.be/yKsNfccUTuk
>>67461579
He's not white, he's Swedish you ebil rayciss gnadzi DrumpfSSter.
>>67461586
This is actually a dece track, wouldn't be out of place on those basic Radio One shows.
Shame it won't win.
Yearly reminder that the UK was ROBBED in 2014.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu9rndwc_3E
>>67461621
>Not pop, not about love.
Dropped by Europeans everywhere.
any reason to trust S_L_A_G_S anymore?
>>67461635
Can't take the competition seriously after that farce of a year tbqh.
Molly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>67461654
No, he's a fucking fraud.
If you're reading this, you are a F_R_A_U_D
>>67461654
LOL
>non ironically watching the Annual SJW party known as the Eurovision
>>67461662
Someone post the pic of conchita with last years hosts and the Israel flag held up in the background plz
>>67461586
>>67461704
SIXTH FORMERS OUT
>>67461704
I miss /comfy/ OFC
>>67461846
20 days till OFC Nation's Cup
>>67461868
>20 days
Can't wait that long.
Nevermind Russia clearly has the best stage design/art, people love that meme shit as seen last year
>ARP
rude
>>67461890
Not when it's such a blatant copy. Will not score well with juries IMO
>>67461887
You'll have to be patient. Just remember there are no yellow cards in life
Anyone got the own goal webm?
>>67461928
Do 365 still have that thing where if you make a new account on the same laptop they "tag" it using some special cookie or whatever?
Remember people used to discuss this thing but now its never mentioned.
>>67461920
That one guy who kept laughing and couldn't do it.
>>67461940
iesnare
and yes, it'll never stop being a thing
>>67461951
know how to get around it m8?
>>67461958
Personally I keep a really shitty laptop that I only use for betting and format and reinstall windows on for each account once limited.
Its almost certainly overkill but it doesn't take very long when you know what you're doing and better safe than sorry.
>ARP
So slooow
blogabet down?
>>67462075
yes
>>67462015
lstn ere u lttl rat
giv uz a proper tip
sounded great, looked great...another great rehearsal by @douwe_bob #teamdouwe #esc2016 #songfestival go the Netherlands..
wtb boys
Lads I need a fucking bet
>>67462110
stick a rock up your arse and clap
>>67462100
>>67462110
>wah wah wah spoonfeed me
https://youtu.be/o3rz0rQjH4Y?t=127
IT'S ORGE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SING ALONG FFS
>>67461659
It's been a farce for far longer than the bearded drag queen, friend.
>>67462098
>his team blatantly lying to him
>>67462110
Nazeruth does not lose to Jerusalem again
>>67462134
Pretty comfy song 2bh. Would sing a long.
>>67462134
Literally 0 chance, not even top 10.
>>67462134
>thinking this SHIT will do well in Eurovision
pmsl are you faggots serious?
>>67462134
Oh god that was cringey
Russia now 2.46 ffs
BT here. Just signed for the /bet/ mafia, HUP pmsl nibs.
>>67462198
Really?
>>67462218
I'm a fan of the song and am praying the crowd does sing a long, could be a huge boost but you have to agree the silence was not good.
>>67461958
There is a very only post from here how to get round it.
>>67462258
What ?
>>67462258
>that complete mindfuck of a sentence
>>67462269
Just google 'how to stop iesnare'. There's a bunch of advice on how to do it.
>>67462258
had a few too many ciders in the beer garden this afternoon mate?
hey im the guy that lost everything on juventus. i have ten quid left - can you guys redeem yourself and help me get it up?
>>67462327
no, kill yourself
>>67462328
come on dude, im really struggling
>you guys redeem yourself
Wew lad
>>67462327
No, get a loan and then come back
>>67462327
take the 10 quid and buy some viagra
>>67462336
then get a job
>>67462343
>then get a job
i'd love to mate but ive looked around everywhere
>>67462327
lay russia eurovision
>>67461552
>>67462347
pmsl
>>67462338
Pmsl
>>67462347
good post
wew what a day, down about 2k.
thats my weeks profits wiped. just gotta hope eurovision doesnt screw me.
>>67462347
>want to make a smartarse comment about not looking hard enough but I can't even get a job myself
gonna be up insane thanks to the finnish mongols
well, thanks guys. im glad i can count on you for help
>>67462403
You only lost £25 m80 dw
>>67462407
i lost £200 by betting on juventus actually m8
>>67462415
How much did you deposit from your bank account?
>>67462415
tough titties sunshine, dont bet what you cant afford to lose
>>67462438
£25,....... it was a free bet win. but the money would've helped me a lot since im in deep shit
>>67462415
absolute pennies
>>67462327
But it all on -1 AH ManUre, super safe bet.
i hate you guys so much
>>67462502
jump off a bridge
ive layed this game, can someone take me up on it?
>>67462514
pmsl
>>67462514
giggled
>>67462524
please.... it's """""pennies""" according to you guys
>>67462514
hue hue hue hue hue hue
>>67462415
>>67462447
Ah, I see the problem. You're stupid. Your actual loss is 25 poons, not 200.
>>67462566
yeah but the money was really important to me and i just wanted a safe bet so i could withdraw it after one rollover and you guys trolled me into a loss
Lads, where is the Kria vs KB match on bet365? Icelandic cup. Looks a good shout for o2.5
>>67462573
>Safe
>Bet
Choose one.
boo fucking hoo Juvefag
Fuck off you lttl worm. You wanna play with the big boys of betfair fine, but expect to be mafiad along the way. You should not have been a fucking retard and put it on Juve, how stupid can you be. Never place your roll like that on lotto shite that's mainstream.
No one here nibs' you, you took a retarded tip from a retarded anon.
can a kindanon please bet on my lay
>>67462606
thanks in advance, guys
>>67462623
>>67462606
>>67462514
>>67462415
There's no way this ISN'T nibs.
What were Juve's odds, 1.3? Pmsl
>>67462630
well, it isn't whatever tripfag you look up to. i just posted in this general yesterday
>>67462633
1.58.
>Russia will be evens by the end of tonight.
>nybergsund
ffs
>>67462651
Excellent, time for some hefty rebacks
6.20 @ Windsor, Fool to Cry loves it wet and dirty
>>67462573
You only had to check Verona's last game at home (2-1 against Milan) and Juves starting 11 and you'd know something was amiss.
>>67462580
Help
>>67462681
you only need to fuck off
>>67462692
PLEASE have sex.
>>67462673
Post book
>>67462679
>not flatanon
>Fool to Cry
I can smell the Eau De Mafioso through my screen, buddy.
>>67462692
Pretty pathetic that you're trying to build a persona from blowing your load on Juves C-squad, tripfriend.
>>67462269
>>67462279
>>67462293
>Only
old
not that hard
>>67462692
Crying worse than joe when he lost 200 pmsl
>>67462707
i guess im gonna stick around here if im annoying you all so much.
i'll leave and never come back for £50
>>67462713
fuck off you cunt !
up world and juve mug is still bitter, couldn't have asked for a better birthday
>>67462740
you could have had sex pal
Need AT LEAST 1 more Twente FH goal. Come on lids.
>>67462749
well he's a fucking loser hahah
Do any of you bet in play on Tennis.
Only ever done Football but put small money on some recently. It fucking terrifying how quickly the odds swing, virtually every point causes wild swings.
I'm guessing you could make easy money if you knew anything about it, where's the best place to start lads?
>>67462749
Not interested
>>67462749
shagging is overrated af
>>67462760
why?
taking a girls virginity feels better than winning a special stake
Denizlipor 0-0
>>67462759
the best place to start is not here
everyone here on /bet/ is unlikable and mean
>>67462759
You could look up trading tennis on YouTube, plenty videos
>>67462781
shagging whores with NO emotional connection is yes
>>67462792
Only because you bet all your wife's child support on the Italian league.
>>67462726
Such a big man on the internet aren't you, bet you're some greasy starving sixth former thinking he's going to be a billionaire next year betting on euans tips
>>67462759
The retards method, back the guy on serve then green up when he holds for pennies
>>67462812
You've got it completely the wrong way round brother. Shagging is decent but just not worth the amount of stupid drama it brings
>>67462814
>big man
4uuu
Twente pls
>>67462812
There's only skanks where I live but
>>67462814
pmsl Euan is a GOD you melt
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>>67462832
I was thinking more along the line of waiting for the favourite to go 0-30 down, backing the underdog and then laying a few games later.
Seems crazy, it's like they assume his chances of actually winning have increased fourfold just because he won 2 points in a row on the opponents serve?
>>67462784
Schizoid personality disorder and low libido
>>67462784
That's pretty much the only way I can and do have sex. Usually just go to the red light district after clubbing, pay a hooker some pocket change to blow my load and forget about sex for another 3 or 4 weeks.
>>67462851
Not denying he's alright but you're a leech who thinks he's the bollocks and desperately need your chin testing
>>67462814
fuck off !!
>>67462874
I am not the guy you originally replied to btw. Euan is probably the shrewdest entity in /bet/ history.
>>67462895
>BT
>>67462872
Sounds +ev
>>67462895
Barely top 5
FC Karabakh train
Twente will never ever score another first half goal in this lifetime.
>>67462903
>>67462925
BT and J West had others helping them and helped each other secretly.
Euan basically does everything alone.
Only Flatanon can be called shrewder than Euan.
>Nybergsund goal disallowed
FUCK OFF
Genuinely haven't won a bet since Friday zzz
>>67462707
We will see mate, I got on at 10.5 but there is still some hope for you lads
>>67462950
True 2bh
backed in the time in between the goal being disallowed ffs. They'll void this, right?
>twente
can't stop losing bets, won't stop losing bets.
fuck off rosenborg
Need a new tv show to keep me entertained, wtw?
Russia is getting slicker by the day, more close-ups, better camera angles, animation now aligned.
>Non runner
Snore
>>67463073
Have sex.
>>67462679
>>67462981
>non runner
LEL
>>67462679
non-runner pml
Got my life savings on a Goteborg draw.
Wish me luck lads.
PEN PEASE
>>67463183
pmsl
>>67463127
tears buddy
>>67463132
>>67463137
It means I got my stake back, hardly hilarious
PML
>>67463183
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
CANNOY WIN A BET HAHAHAHHAHA
>>67463200
We will see mate
YAVNE NO
DOWN ABSOLUTELY INSANE
On AZ, Twente and Heerenveen from here because I'm mad
>>67463414
>dutch tips
no thanks
>>67463414
>Twente
Absolutely haram
>>67463414
>expecting the Dutch to know their own league
Nty
starting to regret sharing the ARP pass desu senpaitachi
Gran Valencia makes up for it though
>Nybergshit
>>67463414
>he wasn't on Vitesse from 0-1 down
based Sophie P, but fucking hell why is it policy to get punished for the trader/rball guy messing up
>>67463468
I'm on the + from 1-0 and 2-0. It's genuinely a good bet, especially from 3-0. Shit happens, much better bet than the Vietnamese "lots of goals in first half so must be more in second half" bet
Still giggling at the French that got a pinnacle and lost everything
>>67463567
I agree on both counts (I didnt post Viet womyn either). desu I just need something to whine about since all my bets are losing
>>67463604
Yep know the feeling,
>twente
pmsl
>>67462258
>>67462269
>>67462279
Soz. Was on my phone.
There is a very old post made here by Joe or someone with instructions on how to get round it.
You disable the ping to iesnare IPs or something. I dont have it though.
it's all gone, lads
>>67463702
I posted it in the last thread or the thread before
>>67463702
Change it hosts to redirect to localhost
>the city fo unibwins tips
Cannot stop losing today. Down almost 3k. Not good.
>>67463702
>>67463777
iesnare will have got more sneaky since then
>>67463763
same lid
what u been on
>>67463777
Good lad.
PMSL at Unibwin
>>67463865
Literally a complete and utter fraud when he's not being spoonfed. No wonder he almost always aftertimes these days.
>>67463901
dece post
>>67463901
Underrated post right here
>>67463777
Just buy a new laptop and Vpn every time you use a new account, you can get a shit one for £150 then just sell it on
>>67463901
This.
Too many people ITT get spoonfed by BT/Euan etc. then think cause they win these bets they are suddenly shrewd and can bet on similar markets.
Hass is a PRIME example of this, he is a nice lad, but not shrewd at all.
DAC today. It's one of those days I guess. Euan, any good bets to save the day mate?
>>67463950
>DAC today. one of those days
so.. every day for you?
>>67463965
Greasy sixth former please go.
>>67463979
pmsl, how does it feel that you were talking so much shit about Euan for weeks and now you are on your knees sucking his dick?
>>67463950
Yes, maybe. Bookies only though
>>67463901
Good post
Goteborg kill me now
>>67463995
Wish we could hang out sometime
>/bet/ Super Bowl with maple will never be a thing
;-;
Ffs Fenerbahce
On Maccabi -1.5 as official chase.
>>67463993
>how does it feel
Worse than you getting rejected by Betty in high school, you greasy starving sixth former.
>>67464032
PMSL, please have sex you smelly little man.
>>67463995
Fraud pls go.
>dont follow one slags tip
>immediately wins
doubling up on Pavlyuchenkova, if it loses I might take my own life
>>67464032
You live in fucking Albania m8.
Go gas some turks or something
