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First for under 1.5 in some random African league.
Fuck off Uni
>>67460945
1 shot on target all game 1 goal pmsl
Hot like telemundo chickas lids
>>67460958
'no' rball just doesn't count any shots, only records the goals.
GOOD DAY TO LOSE SOME MONEY, EH?
Who accidentally booked a long weekend away to Stockholm this weekend completely forgetting Eurovision is on there? Ffs.
>>67460957
rude desu
>>67460981
Would really LOVE to test your chin at times uni.
>>67460986
I would love to knock his teeth out. He is literally Euan minus the shrewdness.
>>67460986
>>67460992
Meet me at Heathrow tomorrow at noon
Now my heart awakes to the sound of silence
>>67461025
I'll see you there. I'll be wearing shorts if it's still warm.
Thank you hradec, literally saved me thousands of poundies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrB5QbDIuPQ
Cannot stop laying.
>>67461115
post proof
>>67461121
All the proof you need is in that absolutely TEZ performance and routine.
>>67461148
I agree it's bad but don't think anyone in here is actually putting their money where their mouth is
>>67461153
Have layed 5 figures since this all began.
>>67461153
I have over 5 figures laying Russia.
>>67461178
>>67461188
v v shrewd individuals
>>67461178
>>67461188
Post betfair book then
>>67461195
How much you got on lad?
I lose 3k if Russia win and I'm worried you're all having me on, nobody has posted slip
Hate Eurovision but can't wait for the shitposting when everyone realises this is /bet/ mafias greatest ever trick
I have over £2 laying Russia.
>He bets on obscure leagues
>>67461239
It's bet mafia lid, nobody has posted a slip or any reasoning. It's just "i've got sums laying Russia, they WILL drift" etc zzzzzz
>>67461245
Aussies to win right
>>67461092
rly?
>>67461115
>laying when the YouTube video clearly says "footage of the FUTURE WINNER"
???
B I R D
>>67461329
Fucking hell.
>>67461369
He's done, Muhammad.
Need Finnish tips and winners like A I R now.
greece seem very low in semi 1.. they always seem to do well regardless of their song. Maybe not lately with increasing jury power
semi 1 is so much stronger than semi 2 it's ridiculous
Wtfb
Bings Eurovision predicted chance of winning
Russia - 20.8%
Sweden - 14.9%
France - 11%
Italy - 9.2%
Bosnia - 7.1%
Netherlands - 0.1%
>>67461513
BT, thoughts on this?
Can't believe you all actually watch Eurovision. It's all shit!
Please listen to better music.
>>67461513
>Bosnia - 7.1%
they're not even getting out of their semi
also, sweden is really shit, most swedes hate the swedish song, but he had a lot of youth vote
also.. sports related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSZgoLSJZo
Official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5iu7SiAu4
>>67461546
Why is this kid white.
>he hasn't got on the value yet.
https://youtu.be/yKsNfccUTuk
>>67461579
He's not white, he's Swedish you ebil rayciss gnadzi DrumpfSSter.
>>67461586
This is actually a dece track, wouldn't be out of place on those basic Radio One shows.
Shame it won't win.
Yearly reminder that the UK was ROBBED in 2014.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu9rndwc_3E
>>67461621
>Not pop, not about love.
Dropped by Europeans everywhere.
any reason to trust S_L_A_G_S anymore?
>>67461635
Can't take the competition seriously after that farce of a year tbqh.
Molly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>67461654
No, he's a fucking fraud.
If you're reading this, you are a F_R_A_U_D
>>67461654
LOL
>non ironically watching the Annual SJW party known as the Eurovision
>>67461662
Someone post the pic of conchita with last years hosts and the Israel flag held up in the background plz
>>67461704
SIXTH FORMERS OUT
I miss /comfy/ OFC
>>67461846
20 days till OFC Nation's Cup
>>67461868
>20 days
Can't wait that long.
Nevermind Russia clearly has the best stage design/art, people love that meme shit as seen last year
>ARP
rude
>>67461890
Not when it's such a blatant copy. Will not score well with juries IMO
>>67461887
You'll have to be patient. Just remember there are no yellow cards in life
Anyone got the own goal webm?
Do 365 still have that thing where if you make a new account on the same laptop they "tag" it using some special cookie or whatever?
Remember people used to discuss this thing but now its never mentioned.
>>67461920
That one guy who kept laughing and couldn't do it.
>>67461940
iesnare
and yes, it'll never stop being a thing
>>67461951
know how to get around it m8?
>>67461958
Personally I keep a really shitty laptop that I only use for betting and format and reinstall windows on for each account once limited.
Its almost certainly overkill but it doesn't take very long when you know what you're doing and better safe than sorry.
>ARP
So slooow
blogabet down?
>>67462075
yes
>>67462015
lstn ere u lttl rat
giv uz a proper tip
sounded great, looked great...another great rehearsal by @douwe_bob #teamdouwe #esc2016 #songfestival go the Netherlands..
wtb boys
Lads I need a fucking bet
>>67462110
stick a rock up your arse and clap
>>67462100
>>67462110
>wah wah wah spoonfeed me
https://youtu.be/o3rz0rQjH4Y?t=127
IT'S ORGE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SING ALONG FFS
>>67461659
It's been a farce for far longer than the bearded drag queen, friend.
>>67462098
>his team blatantly lying to him
>>67462110
Nazeruth does not lose to Jerusalem again
>>67462134
Pretty comfy song 2bh. Would sing a long.
>>67462134
Literally 0 chance, not even top 10.
>>67462134
>thinking this SHIT will do well in Eurovision
pmsl are you faggots serious?
>>67462134
Oh god that was cringey
Russia now 2.46 ffs
BT here. Just signed for the /bet/ mafia, HUP pmsl nibs.
>>67462198
Really?
>>67462218
I'm a fan of the song and am praying the crowd does sing a long, could be a huge boost but you have to agree the silence was not good.
>>67461958
There is a very only post from here how to get round it.
>>67462258
What ?
>>67462258
>that complete mindfuck of a sentence
>>67462269
Just google 'how to stop iesnare'. There's a bunch of advice on how to do it.
>>67462258
had a few too many ciders in the beer garden this afternoon mate?
hey im the guy that lost everything on juventus. i have ten quid left - can you guys redeem yourself and help me get it up?
>>67462327
no, kill yourself
>>67462328
come on dude, im really struggling
>you guys redeem yourself
Wew lad
>>67462327
No, get a loan and then come back
>>67462327
take the 10 quid and buy some viagra
>>67462336
then get a job
>>67462343
>then get a job
i'd love to mate but ive looked around everywhere
>>67462327
lay russia eurovision
>>67461552
>>67462347
pmsl
>>67462338
Pmsl
>>67462347
good post
wew what a day, down about 2k.
thats my weeks profits wiped. just gotta hope eurovision doesnt screw me.
>>67462347
>want to make a smartarse comment about not looking hard enough but I can't even get a job myself
gonna be up insane thanks to the finnish mongols
well, thanks guys. im glad i can count on you for help
>>67462403
You only lost £25 m80 dw
>>67462407
i lost £200 by betting on juventus actually m8
>>67462415
How much did you deposit from your bank account?
>>67462415
tough titties sunshine, dont bet what you cant afford to lose
>>67462438
£25,....... it was a free bet win. but the money would've helped me a lot since im in deep shit
>>67462415
absolute pennies
>>67462327
But it all on -1 AH ManUre, super safe bet.
i hate you guys so much
>>67462502
jump off a bridge
ive layed this game, can someone take me up on it?
>>67462514
pmsl
>>67462514
giggled
>>67462524
please.... it's """""pennies""" according to you guys
>>67462514
hue hue hue hue hue hue
>>67462415
>>67462447
Ah, I see the problem. You're stupid. Your actual loss is 25 poons, not 200.
>>67462566
yeah but the money was really important to me and i just wanted a safe bet so i could withdraw it after one rollover and you guys trolled me into a loss
Lads, where is the Kria vs KB match on bet365? Icelandic cup. Looks a good shout for o2.5
>>67462573
>Safe
>Bet
Choose one.
boo fucking hoo Juvefag
Fuck off you lttl worm. You wanna play with the big boys of betfair fine, but expect to be mafiad along the way. You should not have been a fucking retard and put it on Juve, how stupid can you be. Never place your roll like that on lotto shite that's mainstream.
No one here nibs' you, you took a retarded tip from a retarded anon.
can a kindanon please bet on my lay
>>67462606
thanks in advance, guys
>>67462623
>>67462606
>>67462514
>>67462415
There's no way this ISN'T nibs.
What were Juve's odds, 1.3? Pmsl
>>67462630
well, it isn't whatever tripfag you look up to. i just posted in this general yesterday
>>67462633
1.58.
>Russia will be evens by the end of tonight.
>nybergsund
ffs
>>67462651
Excellent, time for some hefty rebacks
6.20 @ Windsor, Fool to Cry loves it wet and dirty
>>67462573
You only had to check Verona's last game at home (2-1 against Milan) and Juves starting 11 and you'd know something was amiss.
>>67462580
Help
>>67462681
you only need to fuck off
>>67462692
PLEASE have sex.
>>67462673
Post book
>>67462679
>not flatanon
>Fool to Cry
I can smell the Eau De Mafioso through my screen, buddy.
>>67462692
Pretty pathetic that you're trying to build a persona from blowing your load on Juves C-squad, tripfriend.
>>67462269
>>67462279
>>67462293
>Only
old
not that hard
>>67462692
Crying worse than joe when he lost 200 pmsl
>>67462707
i guess im gonna stick around here if im annoying you all so much.
i'll leave and never come back for £50
>>67462713
fuck off you cunt !
up world and juve mug is still bitter, couldn't have asked for a better birthday
>>67462740
you could have had sex pal
Need AT LEAST 1 more Twente FH goal. Come on lids.
>>67462749
well he's a fucking loser hahah
Do any of you bet in play on Tennis.
Only ever done Football but put small money on some recently. It fucking terrifying how quickly the odds swing, virtually every point causes wild swings.
I'm guessing you could make easy money if you knew anything about it, where's the best place to start lads?
>>67462749
Not interested
>>67462749
shagging is overrated af
>>67462760
why?
taking a girls virginity feels better than winning a special stake
Denizlipor 0-0
>>67462759
the best place to start is not here
everyone here on /bet/ is unlikable and mean
>>67462759
You could look up trading tennis on YouTube, plenty videos
>>67462781
shagging whores with NO emotional connection is yes
>>67462792
Only because you bet all your wife's child support on the Italian league.
>>67462726
Such a big man on the internet aren't you, bet you're some greasy starving sixth former thinking he's going to be a billionaire next year betting on euans tips
>>67462759
The retards method, back the guy on serve then green up when he holds for pennies
>>67462812
You've got it completely the wrong way round brother. Shagging is decent but just not worth the amount of stupid drama it brings
>>67462814
>big man
4uuu
Twente pls
>>67462812
There's only skanks where I live but
>>67462814
pmsl Euan is a GOD you melt
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10169493
>>67462832
I was thinking more along the line of waiting for the favourite to go 0-30 down, backing the underdog and then laying a few games later.
Seems crazy, it's like they assume his chances of actually winning have increased fourfold just because he won 2 points in a row on the opponents serve?
>>67462784
Schizoid personality disorder and low libido
>>67462784
That's pretty much the only way I can and do have sex. Usually just go to the red light district after clubbing, pay a hooker some pocket change to blow my load and forget about sex for another 3 or 4 weeks.
>>67462851
Not denying he's alright but you're a leech who thinks he's the bollocks and desperately need your chin testing
>>67462814
fuck off !!
>>67462874
I am not the guy you originally replied to btw. Euan is probably the shrewdest entity in /bet/ history.
>>67462895
>BT
>>67462872
Sounds +ev
>>67462895
Barely top 5
FC Karabakh train
Twente will never ever score another first half goal in this lifetime.
>>67462903
>>67462925
BT and J West had others helping them and helped each other secretly.
Euan basically does everything alone.
Only Flatanon can be called shrewder than Euan.
>Nybergsund goal disallowed
FUCK OFF
Genuinely haven't won a bet since Friday zzz
>>67462707
We will see mate, I got on at 10.5 but there is still some hope for you lads
>>67462950
True 2bh
backed in the time in between the goal being disallowed ffs. They'll void this, right?
>twente
can't stop losing bets, won't stop losing bets.
fuck off rosenborg
Need a new tv show to keep me entertained, wtw?
Russia is getting slicker by the day, more close-ups, better camera angles, animation now aligned.
>Non runner
Snore
>>67463073
Have sex.
>>67462679
>>67462981
>non runner
LEL
>>67462679
non-runner pml
Got my life savings on a Goteborg draw.
Wish me luck lads.
PEN PEASE
>>67463183
pmsl
>>67463127
tears buddy
>>67463132
>>67463137
It means I got my stake back, hardly hilarious
PML
>>67463183
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
CANNOY WIN A BET HAHAHAHHAHA
>>67463200
We will see mate
YAVNE NO
DOWN ABSOLUTELY INSANE
On AZ, Twente and Heerenveen from here because I'm mad
>>67463414
>dutch tips
no thanks
>>67463414
>Twente
Absolutely haram
>>67463414
>expecting the Dutch to know their own league
Nty
starting to regret sharing the ARP pass desu senpaitachi
Gran Valencia makes up for it though
>Nybergshit
>>67463414
>he wasn't on Vitesse from 0-1 down
based Sophie P, but fucking hell why is it policy to get punished for the trader/rball guy messing up
>>67463468
I'm on the + from 1-0 and 2-0. It's genuinely a good bet, especially from 3-0. Shit happens, much better bet than the Vietnamese "lots of goals in first half so must be more in second half" bet
Still giggling at the French that got a pinnacle and lost everything
>>67463567
I agree on both counts (I didnt post Viet womyn either). desu I just need something to whine about since all my bets are losing
>>67463604
Yep know the feeling,
>twente
pmsl
>>67462258
>>67462269
>>67462279
Soz. Was on my phone.
There is a very old post made here by Joe or someone with instructions on how to get round it.
You disable the ping to iesnare IPs or something. I dont have it though.
it's all gone, lads
>>67463702
I posted it in the last thread or the thread before
>>67463702
Change it hosts to redirect to localhost
>the city fo unibwins tips
Cannot stop losing today. Down almost 3k. Not good.
>>67463777
iesnare will have got more sneaky since then
>>67463763
same lid
what u been on
>>67463777
Good lad.
PMSL at Unibwin
>>67463865
Literally a complete and utter fraud when he's not being spoonfed. No wonder he almost always aftertimes these days.
>>67463901
dece post
>>67463901
Underrated post right here
>>67463777
Just buy a new laptop and Vpn every time you use a new account, you can get a shit one for £150 then just sell it on
>>67463901
This.
Too many people ITT get spoonfed by BT/Euan etc. then think cause they win these bets they are suddenly shrewd and can bet on similar markets.
Hass is a PRIME example of this, he is a nice lad, but not shrewd at all.
DAC today. It's one of those days I guess. Euan, any good bets to save the day mate?
>>67463950
>DAC today. one of those days
so.. every day for you?
>>67463965
Greasy sixth former please go.
>>67463979
pmsl, how does it feel that you were talking so much shit about Euan for weeks and now you are on your knees sucking his dick?
>>67463950
Yes, maybe. Bookies only though
>>67463901
Good post
Goteborg kill me now
>>67463995
Wish we could hang out sometime
>/bet/ Super Bowl with maple will never be a thing
;-;
Ffs Fenerbahce
On Maccabi -1.5 as official chase.
>>67463993
>how does it feel
Worse than you getting rejected by Betty in high school, you greasy starving sixth former.
>>67464032
PMSL, please have sex you smelly little man.
>>67463995
Fraud pls go.
>dont follow one slags tip
>immediately wins
doubling up on Pavlyuchenkova, if it loses I might take my own life
>>67464032
You live in fucking Albania m8.
Go gas some turks or something
>>67464062
Already had once today, you perma virgin.
need at least 1 more in the b1908 game like A I R
>>67464086
loaded in albania or dirt poor in newcastle, pick one
Albania SUCH a strange guy
SingBet is truly the biggest FRAUD bookmaker out there.
They LITERALLY accepted my bet right after a goal was scored against me. Had it been scored on my favor, would've been rejected.
FUMING
>>67464088
>muh imaginary wife
tears
>>67464107
same same but different
>>67464152
stop crying
>>67464152
>Using singbet
I thought you were at least pseudo shrewd enough to know better.
Goteborg fuck yes
Maybe I can pay my rent after all.
Twente surreal
Twente SURREAL refund
>>67464173
Fuck off you idiot. Filtered.
pmsl Uni 2/3
SO SO shrewd
>>67463221
Already did, before the race started
>>67464235
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
Uni is one of my fave trips around here...want his penis in and around my face tbqh
CD Moron DNB NOW
Fenerbahce pmsl
>>67464309
cheers lid, got quite a bit on before the equaliser
Goteborg penalty missed. Haha. Why... Why. Why
Not too sure about Euan's tip tbqhwy
>>67464496
>Not riding the >Angels train to the final stop
>>67464526
This probably will be the final stop though, Gib Utd are fucking woeful.
>>67464526
You know I only bet on 365. Not sure why you even post bets from other sites. If you carry on like this I might be forced to unfollow you
>>67464526
>@3 on Ladbrokes
HUGE chase
>>67464462
Quality
>>67464582
O2.5 @ 1.9 is the Ladbrokes LARGE
>>67464556
If this loses, I double my stake in the Glacis game.
Wish I had a ladbrokes ffs
111111111111111
Going to be up fucking LIFE. Juve anon SEETHING.
on Miami Marlins -1.5 lads, potential large
>>67464761
-_-
goals when gib? what lines ppl on, i got -2 and -3 but no overs.
Gib United's best two strikers aren't even on the bench. You guys really put a lot on this huh? lmao.
26-27 DA's in this gib game zzzz
pmsl gibs
ZZzz didn't reback
Cybu surreal.
>>67464245
Doubters btfo!
>>67464011
Next year lid, I'll fly everyone out to Las Vegas with my Jong money
>Maccabi
>>67465090
I can afford my own ticket, Euan finally bought my accounts so UAC
NEED a new Ladbrokes account ffs.
over 4.5 shrewd or lewd?
IBT absolutely CUNTING prices atm
>>67465216
>following big_al tips
need 5 more goals in gib game, come on boys
BT here. Bosnia to qualify @1.7~ should easily sail in, cba doing a writeup but it has the six figure man seal of approval and should have enough with the draw, the diaspora/allies and the vocals despite the staging and how shitty it appears to be. Off to Eurovision tomorrow so highly unlikely I'll be posting anything more until the final, take care lids x
>>67465216
pmsl they've had 1 DA since it was tipped. Big_al confirmed for F R A U D
>>67465385
>off the eurovision
surely nibs
>>67465385
How much have you staked? A football small or med? Still confident on your your tips?
Goals when. SHAKING
>>67465385
>Off to Eurovision tomorrow
pmsl nibs
>>67465385
Is it tomorrow? nice. going to enjoy the shitposting
>>67465458
333333333
>>67465401
>>67465482
Don't see why it would be nibs, got tickets to both semis
>>67465407
Football small. Would feel more confident if Netherlands drop the silence after seeing this
>Tim B @Reality_Tim 1m1 minute ago
>Nobody sang along during The Netherlands' ten seconds of silence #Eurovision
>>67465523
will you sing along :)?
>>67465523
pics of tickets?
>>67465528
Yes and I'll literally attempt a stage invasion during Russia if they don't stop shortening
>>67465523
>rehearsals are any indication of the actual show
imagine believing this
just 3 more from gib and i can tell the misses not to leave me lol
>>67465523
It was a bit cringey wasn't it. So scared of Russia odds.
>>67465523
>Reality_Tim
Not sure I trust that poofter, didn't realise eurovision fans were so bent before I started researching and betting on it
>>67465537
Just e-tickets, cropped so SP won't try and cancel them
>>67465588
have a good time mate, feed us info from the crowd.
>>67465588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
Post eurovision book lids
>>67465635
Looks like you are missing a Russian lay there mate.
A major bookmaker has been fined £846,000 for allowing a customer to bet with savings he had stolen from an elderly couple.
The gambling regulator rebuked Gala Coral for allowing Gary Watts, 57, to bet huge sums online and in its shops despite knowing that he was an electrician who lived in a semi-detached house.
The bookmaker, which made profits of £143 million last year, even gave Mr Watts “VIP” status, taking him and his family to hospitality events.
>>67465157
How much did he pay?
>>67465635
Too embarrassed desu looks horrendous
>>67465635
>no 5 figure russia lay
disgusting. why did you post this? delete this now.
>>67465675
>even gave Mr Watts “VIP” status, taking him and his family to hospitality events
pmsl
crowd didn't really cheer sergey too much
zzz euan inflating his TT stats
>>67465819
don't think i've ever seen leaf add anything of value to these threads.
need 3 more Gibs goals like air
need 5 more gib so bad...
>>67465840
That canuck who tips icehockey.
>>67465588
you better singalong with bob
>>67465853
>>67465871
This desu
euan so surreal
only make 1.5k from gib because just paid rent so no disposable income
thanks euan though, i actually really appreciate that
>GIB
>>67465876
Oh yeah forgot about the comedy value they occasionally add
DOWN
>>67465934
pmsl. This is all your fault. Hoping they score again for you. And me
Conceded why?
>>67465958
>>67465946
>>67465941
>>67465938
But overs on ladbrokes was so good. I got over 5.5 @7 at 0-2. put 550 quid on.
why you guy chase handi?
Need one more goal or im going to be DAC
>>67465946
You just went up a notch in my book. That brings you to notch one.
>>67465970
Because I lost my Ladbrokes account after about 3 days because I'm not some slug like yourself.
>>67465693
2.5k
Criciuma U20 should have been tt'd they were always going to want the 10
Praying for a goal
>>67466020
t-thanks for the tip on here f-friend
>>67466040
So is my accountant. Poor guy cant stop shaking.
E U A N
U
A
N
Gib you heroes.
euan so lucky zz
Everyone below here is graced to be in Euan's presence.
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Ty based cybu
such a cringe fest in Euans comments
>>67466090
Cashed out after goal with small profit
Wasn't brave enough
>>67466132
Shrewd
>>67466132
wanna swap?
fucked it, heads gone, feet numb, cannot see
>>67466130
tyvm lid
wtb
does this have the same bet-ruining effect as a regular big_al endorsement?
If you want to thank me for my bubblegum bashing skills, you can reply to this post.
I think the reason I dont seem to get much thanks is no one knows where to direct it.
>>67466203
tyvm, you're not that bad i guess
>>67466203
I couldn't get on, want to buy my accounts?
>IBT on an ARP bet
don't curse it al you muggy cunt
>>67466203
dont have any bubblegums so you can do one pal
>>67465674
Yep, you're right
how can a man resist that san marino pixel punt? seems like the odds haven't adjusted tor rball at all as the slight underdog at kick-off and now is completely dominant, took 0ah @1.98 and to qualify @1.9
Someone do a tier list of the popular betting sites QUICK
>>67466203
t-thanks
>>67466203
thx hun x
Found some footage of Hass lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQhFXuzZvc
>>67466236
>ARP bet
I think you mean a /bet/ bet
TINY on Crumlin United -5
@2.4
>>67466286
>/bet/ bet
I think you mean a BT bet
>>67466203
you're alright you
>>67466286
bet IS arp
Why the fuck has everyone backed Netherlands?
>>67466266
1. /bet/
2. The rest
Why are people opposing Russia? The staging is the absolute bollocks.
>>67466324
I meant bookies friend
>>67466306
>>67466274
>>67466270
>>67466233
pmsl faggots
>>67466318
Nice, catchy song which is a nice contrast to some of the synth heavy, dancey, pop songs. Bob Dowue is a likeable character with good stage presence.
>>67466331
Copies the wings from bearded women and lots of other aspects from Sweden last year. It's very flash but won't so well with juries.
>>67466352
Thanks for actually buying my accounts pal. Glad i could trust you to actually send the money. you probably made it all back easily on your last tip
Cringing at ARP in the eurovision chatroom
http://esctips.com/esc-chatroom/
Euan
IBT
RonBurgundy
Surreal night tbqh
What a day. Uac
>juvenes still underdog to win in ET
just take my money please, i don't care what happens to it
Fucking hell boys just heard we are being moved to /pol/
>>67466480
good
up the ra
>>67466480
Asian moot browses /bet/ m8, he's not going to move anyone after Euan made him enough to keep the site up.
Monumental stake just gone down on Ukraine from me
Whos worth following on TT
>>67466452
small on them to win on pens
>>67466546
I know a guy who has been hitting 70%+ over the past month or so.
>>67466546
big_al
>>67466585
AbsolutelyRektPmsl?
>>67466585
many asian bets ?
>>67466612
No one ever can manage 70% only in asia.
He has a some that are in asia.
only averaging 1,170/day this month zzz average is going to get hit after eurovision though ffs
>>67466634
buy my accounts
>>67466626
ah fair , how many bets are in asia ? might give this guy a follow if there is quite a few
Sometimes the best way to not lose money is to not do anything
>>67466452
knew it
Dread to think how many greasy 100 Króna. Big_al is up from my tips
>>67466668
>a match only lasts 115 minutes
pmsl
nah but to be fair it had to be done, hate to pixel punt like this but mutuals suggest a close match-up and the rball is way way too surreal. refuse to believe there is anything -ev about this
>>67466711
Wonder how big his roll is, any guesses?
tf4tw are you still willing to buy my bet365 account for £400?
>>67466737
50 quid
>>67466741
Don't send id to him for £400 you utter mong
>>67466741
How old are you lid? NEED to hear why you're so broke.
>>67466743
Try 300k
>>67466741
ill give you 60 quid,
>>67466757
what;s the worst that can happen
>>67466773
He'll open up accounts in you name make thousands while you got peanuts. if you're selling accounts sell them all at once and be done also mackers is the only one actually buying accounts
>>67466741
Did you not get on the gibraltar tip?
I'm up 12k from it, no joke. Bet most the people in this thread are too. Can't stop laughing at your life to be quite brutally honest famalam
Anyone going to Coloursfest next month lads?
>>67466792
what tip? no one told me
>>67466736
need them to qualify or I can't afford to eat
>>67466786
Just live off pasta until the next student loan comes in lid.
>>67466791
okay i increase my asking price to £2000
>>67466811
>>67466823
this was funny for about half a minute. stop posting now.
>>67466816
think we've been played by the microstate mafia my friend
>>67466830
it's not funny for me, friendo
"Gib Utd -5"
what does this mean? what time of bet was i meant to make?
>>67466835
HOPE
>>67466862
Just fuck off, it's not funny any more zzz
Juvenes you based gods
>>67466874
just answer that one question and i'll go away im sorry
>>67466823
Euan makes that while he sleeps
>>67466892
okay upped to £10000
>>67466862
Cringe please stop
can people stop encouraging the nibs
>>67466919
i don't get it. i'll leave if you answer that
does it mean under 5 goals?
>>67466917
4K is the going rate
>Anyway lads, no need to seethe - you can join the profit train just by pressing "follow". All for free...for now.
Loving the bants desu
Juvenes pls win this now
>>67466937
ok ill accept 4K what do i do now
only averaging 2k a day this month zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67466953
this might come in handy
>>67466960
Put it on ebay then link the listing
>>67466960
What;s your username and password? I'll send you 5k to it.
>>67466960
message james.mckeown on facebook
ffs
So, how much is euan up all-time?
No your alright, i followed you on twitter, then when you tried and failed the facebook group so i know what your realy about. Should post another poll and beg for payements, might get one or two now before you blow you fake stats.
>>67467023
2.8k he's going to buy a ford fiesta and a Thai bride, baby steps to being like mackers
anyone heard of a guy called 'The Bad Man Tipster' on facebook? he's done a couple '£25 to £1000' challenges that have come off, wondered if anyone had got involved
>>67467055
waste of time
>>67467074
how so?
>>67467023
I would guess 50-75k
Hahahahaha, the @T4tW / @AbsolutelyRektPmsl rivalry? Is driving families apart? Okaaaaaaaaaaay.
juvene rball guy is a cunt
>>67467092
pmsl still on his first William Hill account
>>67467050
good post
Cant believe I'm sweating a shootout
>>67467098
>he wasn't on 0ah from 1-2 down pmsl
>>67467087
pushing referral links, gets 30% of your losses, plus the challenges rarely come off.
>it never fucking ends
>>67467121
not gonna lie, i just got on at 110min after seeing in this thread. got 100 on @8 to qualify. bretty nice.
who else been rebacking overs on these pens, literally covered all my potential loss profit if this doesnt come in. kek
juveeeeeeeeeeee
up 5 figures for the day.
A I R
jesus christ that was too sweaty
>>67467055
How many times have you posted this?
SURREAL
>up tiny
but still up thanks slovakia
>tfw didn't reback
NOBODY LIKE INFINITYSPORTS
Surreal day lids
>>67467227
Cant disagree there pal. Except for failing my exam pmsl
What a day. Uac
>>67467240
Who needs exams when you're always UAC
>>67467102
Euan, am I right?
>>67467092
>>67467240
There's always re-sits lad.
T4tW doesn't even follow ARP on tt, pretty disappointed in you Ian lid.
>>67467287
Not still on first WH, yes between those numbers.
>>67467314
I dont follow anyone with that account.
So for those of you who use second bet365 accounts, how do you deposit and withdraw? I made a fake paypal but I reached the limit on it and now have to verify it...
If I make a entropay account in the name of my second bet365 account but with my card details (for withdrawal purposes) would that work?
Why is this never discussed
>>67467240
>not going full time when you graduate
>>67467321
You're the best duo on tt tho lid, he should be your ONLY follow on that account. Would be poetic x
>>67467324
neteller
>>67467321
BIG BOY.
You should be like Kanye on twitter and just follow ARP
>>67467338
How is it any different to Entropay?
>>67467321
Do yoi havê any pré live tip for today?/thanks
Was out today and someone said 'why have you got a jumper on in this weather?' i said 'don't know desu'. yes, i actually said desu instead of to be honest xd
>>67467336
>>67467345
Talking big sense pal(s)
>>67467361
You didn't really did you?
>>67467336
>>67467345
Done.
>>67467324
Skrill.
/bet/ is TT confirmed
Mackers up 340k for the year
>>67467417
pmsl no chance
>>67467417
Screencaps needed desu
Where's the fucking TIPS
What's the bet lads?
>>67467417
from his dads slush fund haha maybe
i heard he's got a 50k credit line at subway that needs paying off though
>>67467388
>>67467388
Elaborate pls
I've made the skrill in my mate's name and address, but I;ve linked my debit card to it.
Or should I have just made the skrill in my name but with a nondescript email address?
>>67467227
Fucking chink women ruined me
>>67467482
Mackers is massively -ve all time. His dad only keeps funding him to stop him awol. I work in tax and have access to a system that lets me see any companies accounts straight away. His dads company has been hemorrhaging money in-line with mackers losing tips.
>>67467513
Really cba desu mate. If you cant work this out, you dont deserve a 2nd 365 account.
All Im saying is I wouldnt go around mixing up names on accounts. That gets you done for fraud.
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