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Just topped up Russia lay edition
OFFICIALLY BOYCOTTING THIS TEZ THREAD
>>67467538
On using skrill for a second bet365 account:
In the bet365 T&C's it says your name and email must match your deposit method - whether it's skrill or neteller or entropay. So of course Euan mate you can see why I'm having trouble with this.
Are you telling me you use your actual details for your skrill account?
5th for Subway.
>>67467585
Good riddance
red book edition
It's coming home to the Netherlands lids
>>67467622
Can't even look at my EV book
It's so red it burns my retinas
This thread is going to be dire.
wtb to carry me through to luckball
how idiotic and pathetic can you be to bet on the eurovision
jej.
>>67467622
so red
>>67467672
kill yourself.
>>67467661
O1.5 in olimpia-banfield
>>67467672
You don't belong here.
>>67467599
E-euan?
>>67467688
1111
>>67467688
uno
>>67467704
dont add a deposit method to the second skrill account, just transfer money to and from it via your own account.
>>67467645
HET KOMT THUIS
>>67467688
missed this
>>67467726
Ah, so transfer money from my skrill to the dummy skrill.
Of course. This is what I did with paypal actually
>>67467739
>>67467726
>>67467704
>>67467599
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67467758
What's wrong with asking questions you melt
>>67467782
>Risking your own life to collect some corpses
sea burials are a pretty norway thing anyway arent they?
>>67467782
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36097300
People do so much stupid shit.
>>67467782
Horrible
I'm bored. First reply to this I put a tenner on. Must be inplay, must be 365.
>>67467895
capiata-diaz draw
>>67467688
222
>>67467908
Hoping for something more exciting, but on.
>>67467934
If it wins I'll rebet the winnings on whatever you guys call
>>67467782
Not sure if this or nutty putty cave is the worst way to die.
ffs janny, r u srs?
Janny wasn't on gib game, tears
>>67467986
>>67467782
Uncalled for. Caving and diving deaths is part of /bet/ culture desu.
He must be SEETHING after missing Gib Utd.
>>67468015
Agreed.
Diving is embedded in bet culture. I DARE not post about my potential date now.
Club general Diaz rt7 free money
>>67468201
why do you keep posting random bristol rovers stuff?
Gonna get on 02.5 in olimpia game if it reaches 1.8
>>67468352
stop saying olimpia
>>67468352
its not spelt like that, pleb
>>67468370
Sorry lid. Didn't even notice.
>>67468376
Pmsl I've forgotten more Argentinian football than you'll ever know
>>67468399
That is very doubtful given I follow it religiously and am a regular contributor to Hand of Pod.
>>67467934
Not looking good boys
>>67468408
That you Sam lid?
Blazers +6.5, Lillard o27.5 points
>>67468306
Zzzzz too easy, free money
>>67468487
Not healthy to be on the computer when you're tired lid
>>67468500
got an essay in for the morning I haven't finished tho
>>67468408
What a hotbed of autism and deflated banter
>bookmarked
>>67468519
this tbqh
LOVE websites/blogs like this
>>67468306
Printing money. Got them @6.50
Thanks liddo.
>>67468568
np mate, stay shrewd
rt9 club diaz small
>>67468544
Me too
Share some
Just seen a home run not count as a home run in baseball.
So confused right now.
>>67468614
bad tip, club diaz counter-attack weak
>>67468681
someone else in the team went out
>>67468681
what game? I'm on yankees but not watching
>>67468681
>baseball
>confused
checks out
>>67468705
Yeah but, it was a home run?
>>67468697
>gif
>doesn't move
wow. you're a cunt.
>>67468725
HATE this gif
>>67468725
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>67468725
>the STATE of her bare tits
feeling sick just thinking about them again
Olimpia DC, 2 ez
>>67468725
That cow needs milking
>>67468725
who is this
rt9 cucuta deportivo.
just gone 1-1, need the win. already on 6. pushing hard now. @3.25. good price, good chance of return. why not?
>get credited a hit
>get credited an RBI
>Don't get credited a home run
>also out
wtf is happening.
>>67468847
Don't forget to wash between your toes.
>>67468847
th-thanks
>>67468847
She seems like a nice girl.
>>67468835
I've just put a lot on this, it will come in right?
>>67468796
zzzzz 1-2, 2 ez
The only thing that makes me sicker than penny punting prestakers is penny punting corners bettors.
>>67468835
tfw the team pushing hard scores instead of getting corners.
>>67468944
this.
>>67468944
How much is it needed to bet to not be considered a penny punter?
>>67468944
Trying to start beef with everyone on TT?
>>67468796
2-2 hope you guys got on, 2ez
>>67468964
1 pound
>>67468964
£1k
>>67468973
If I have learnt anything from my many years on social media, it is that beef gets you attention.
>>67468964
bout tree fiddy
What brokers do you use for Asian bookies like SBObet?
Asianconnect88 doesn't accept UK customers. I feel like I'm being meme'd, its so hard to find this information
>sports
>>67469072
You can only sign up to asianconnect if you use this link
http://asianconnect88.com/register/?pk_kwd=JMckeown
and set your country to Chad
>>67467782
This gets deleted but >>67468847 still exists.
/bet/ everyone..
Guess I can start then.
Got the fittie on tiddy lads, give me an opener.
>>67469107
thnx
>>67468847
I bet she has sexy back pain.
>>67469107
Please have sex
>>67469147
I would LOVE to have sex pal, the trouble is just finding a willing bird.
>>67469147
>>67469107
He's not joking. This was true a while ago. Not sure if it still is, but it was for sure.
>>67469173
What do you use? Or are you still using your soon to be limited williamhill account? Although I swear you've posted in asia tips before
Kinda new here, what's the please have sex meme
>>67469252
PLEASE have sex and find out.
>>67469234
UK users could sign up to Asianconnect/odds a few months ago and accounts werent close.
>>67469242
C-cheers, sorry for doubting you senpais
It's just that when I asked how to join PGA I got told to message Finnie and then when she didn't reply I kept messaging her before she told me to fuck off
>>67469252
you'll find out when you're 18 my son
>>67469286
pmsl, post screencaps.
>>67469286
Pmsl
>>67469286
GOLDEN post right here pal.
Missing Hassan desu
>>67469345
Where is the filthy paki?
>>67469345
this
>>67469374
Probably banned for that post yesterday pmsl
I'm feeling very unsettled right now boys.
>>67469306
>>67469275
B-but I'm 20 and I bang slags
>>67469421
would love to run a couple of SETs on your britTLE chin
>>67469345
Probably banned. Jani went off his nut last night when the S2 game went O2.5 and he wasnt on.
Bet sharks in NHL tonight, best road team in the league looking to close out against a very average team.
>>67469460
you have to give the bet step by step for me or I won't place it.
>>67469457
>mfw I didn't realize it was a prestake and didn't get on
Comfy watching it's always sunny.
>>67469479
Fucking love Always Sunny, good shout lid
Run through the top 5 /bet/ memes
>>67469516
>>67469479
replying to yourself is not cool.
>>67469530
Nice try you pathetic cretin
>>67469564
caring enough to cap and crop. zzzzz
Can I get an update on Justina pls?
Russia won't win r-right guys?
http://www.betangel.com/blog_wp/2016/05/09/the-losers-game/
An excellent late night read, all of which applies to betting as well as trading.
Goodnight, god bless x
>>67468796
3-2, hope you guys enjoyed the free cash.
want more?
>>67470143
plz
>>67470143
Yes please
>>67470143
yes more plz
>>67470157
>>67470161
>>67470169
cental cordoba, medium dc, small sw.
>>67470221
also atlanta dc.
>>67470221
Overs or?
>>67470289
don't see cordoba not winning tbqh. should score before 30min at least once.
>>67470381
Can't get on that
old degen, what trips still here?
>>67470442
Nobody
wtb
>>67468201
thought that was fuckin sadiq khan being lifted up
central cordoba game unsuspended when?
>>67469460
> best road team in the league
> bookies dont know this
pmsl
>>67470221
2-1 before 30min, hope you all got on. free money
>>67470582
wtf happened
Are you in touch with the opposite goalies?
>>67470221
Love you
>>67469460
1-0, sharks looking hungry, anyone else on this?
>>67470636
Yes, thanks senpai
>>67470582
Just praying for Atlanta, Cordoba was not on 188bet
>>67470618
musta been pure luck.
>>67470636
yh thanks, looking good.
>>67470663
atlanta should score one but anything can happen, heres hoping.
if anyone wants to reback the cordoba game, overs is safest option from here. if the markets ever open, try and get an over 4.5 line. should be a safe bet.
>>67470636
2-0
>>67470636
2-0 sharks, thanks.
Small on sarmiento game btts
>did not get on le-back-favourite-when-they-go-a- goal-down-man's tips
feel ill
>>67470770
sarmiento have been dominating this game, probably better to go over 1.5 if anything at all
>>67470845
dunno if thats wht the guy did. i watched the game and he said it would be a goal or two goal before 30 minutes and then the game froze for loads of time and suddenly there is two goals. seems really dodgy to me, think i might move my money from account incase it gets investigatedd
>>67470944
surely a work of satire this post
>>67471015
? Did you not watch?
>>67471015
also notices the game suspended a lot because dodgy betting making lines move hard
Atlantaaa
>>67470250
1-1
>>67470663
There's your Atlanta pal
O4.5?
H A S S
Small on Atlanta sw?
>>67471262
Not much time left now, they've been playing strong and have even more reason to try for goal. But not certain either way, defo a risk. 10% chance they score
>>67469345
>>67469374
>>67471259
Here boys
Sorry janni x
>>67471324
what do you think of that guys tips above hass? is it shrewd or was he just guessing and lucky? dunno whos tips to follow in these threads
>>67471324
I don't agree with the offensive and racial behaviour shown towards you Hass.
>>67471068
honestly not, but to me it looks like he just backed 3 random south american favourites who happened to be down a goal. but then again he could have shady connects in the lower argentinian leagues as well. seems like all winners though so good job to the guy i guess
>>67467599
Paypal works just fine, IF you're actually mates with the guy you're using (which I assume you are to be able to get all the verification documents).
Make a paypal for your mate, add his details and then have him help you verify it, easy peasy lemon squeezy if they have online banking
Like the look of some of the Swedish games tomorrow, gotta make up for the Syrianske tip from the over day
>>67471397
It's quite simply /bet/ magic liddo
>>67471419
Someone people just need to get a £50 haircut, just once, and change their perspective on things
>putting a team in the bonus before the first media timeout of the quarter
Imagine.
>>67470250
>>67470221
>>67470381
>>67468796
any more bets? can you post them pls
Twice I've locked my phone before letting my online banking app process the transfer to my Paypal
Living with ADHD is suffering
>>67471612
dude put on cuba in the futsal, its a sure winner aye
>>67471632
>Mental diseases are real
When will they learn
Ala v Hered o2.5 safe bet.
>>67471756
>>67471884
ok on both these, big odds on cuba
>>67471840
bet hassy is just faking it for the addy's to increase betting productivity. shrewd.
>>67471925
Sly cunt
>>67471884
>>67471911
Don't let me down boys
>>67471965
>>67471911
how do you guys even know this is the same guy? those bets look awful, one is lotto and one just won't come in.... hope you don't actually randomly bet on stuff posted here
cat's going to end up in a tiny wheelchair if there won't be a second in de cali game
>>67472004
They're addicts m8
>>67471840
>>67471925
Mitigating circumstances for extra time for deadlines is very real friendos
Tomorrow's skedge looks _______
Recommend rebacking central.
If I was a gambling man I'd say that they don't lose this particular game.
>>67472102
You cheeky cunt, would do the same but don't want other kids calling me a retard when I stay behind in exams.
>>67472102
tommorow's skedge looks like i'm canceling the lunch @ granny's and grabbing some protein and vitamins at the store
>>67472124
is this a meme? someone help me out here?
What do you like the look of m8?
>>67472238
@slovakia
>>67472238
nothing really, it's going to rain and i'm pretty sensitive to atmospheric pressure desu
>>67472204
Guess we just have to wait and see, I'm putting tiny on because his others came in.
>>67472201
Remember to get Vitamin D3 lad, never D2
>>67472414
>literally stealing my gimmick
>>67472124
Confirmed fraud, fuck you
Central Cortoba NOOO
Anon such a fraud.
>>67472480
Wew, strong words boyo.
Shaking at the thought of my u191.5 in the Miami game losing if this game goes to 2 OT
>>67472467
But this is MY gimmick?
>>67472496
>>67472480
>Implying now's not the perfect time to reback
And the Cuba bet isn't coming in!! Such scandals
central -0.25 @2.85 look good?
any info on this game or just some random shit?
feeling chest pains after that disallowed cali 2nd in the 92nd that i needed like A I R
on a scale of 1 to 10 how hard did i get memed on central game?
need a central goal like AYRE
Did any of your morons actually read his posts?
>>67470221
>medium dc, small sw
>>67470381
>should score before 30min at least once
>>67470720
if anyone wants to reback the cordoba game, overs is the safest option from here. try and get an over 4.5 line. should be a safe bet.
I cashed out my sw and dc at half time and jumped on his offer of over 4.5 which came in.
Just read the bets for yourself a bit and don't blindly follow while not paying attention to what's going on in game. You lot are embarrassing sometimes.
Need a Cordoba chase like air now
>>67473127
ala v hered overs is looking tasty
>>67473154
Go away Mafia
>>67473038
F you that's ppl money
>>67473242
What did he mean by this?
>ball literally just sits and doesn't move at the base of the rim after a dwade layup
wew you don't see that every day
>>67473276
got webm?
Wtb in warriors game?
>>67473397
Blazers +6.5 posted in here earlier I got on. Not sure what the line is now mate.
Giants money line or handi. Wins.
>>67473350
just a low quality stream cap, was shaking quite a bit as i was on heat -1.5 and raps won the jump ball after that wade thing and cut the lead to 2 on the possession
>tfw captcha shows a road sign giving directions to towns in slovakia
scary desu
>>67473597
What happens in that case? No points?
Also the capatchas make me sad because they show so many foreign places that look interesting that I will never visit. The daily reminder that I will never live in an Italian town and drive my fiery gf round on a vespa and hit her after she serves me cold food after work. feelsbadman
got absolutely wasted last night and put absolutely sickening sums on blue jays ML.
they are up 3-0 now but i am still shivering like mad
going to hedge soon if I get good enough odds
>tfw recovering gambling addict
>tfw read /bet/ to try to recapture how exciting those days were
>tfw I'll never experience a rush like that again
>>67474675
>tfw I'd go fucking wild during football season
>tfw I'd stay up from Saturday morning to Sunday night, so fucking hyped about the games I was betting
>tfw I'll never experience the joy of winning a huge parlay ever again
>>67474204
>jays on the west coast
Would be shaking too senpai. So far so good though. Watch out for an awful bullpen.
>>67474675
>tfw at least I only lost $4,000 overall, but gambling had into a crazy obsession
>tfw lost my credit analyst job because I was constantly focused on gambling instead of work
>tfw decided I was going to gamble full time for my income
>tfw went on the gambling bender to end all gambling benders
>Bet pretty much every game in every sport for a week straight
>Barely slept at all
>Worked with a doctor and got myself into an inpatient behavioral disorder clinic
>Spent two weeks there working to overcome my addictive behavior
>mfw I got my job back
Dread to think how the Eurovision book of you lids look tbqh.
pmsl, bet it's pretty red.
been on an absolutely unreal streak the last few days. should be up much more however have really not profited that much due to poor bankroll management.
as long as the giants and blazers win here tonight I will be happy though
>>67474954
you should try internet baccarat, it takes like 2 seconds to open and u can swing between thousands of dollars within 20 seconds. That shit is the death of me cause i just zero in and ignore all common sense and just keep clicking.
>>67475352
> betting on obviously rigged games
tears
>>67475388
yeah what kind of idiot would bet on the nfl
>only put $600 on o204.5 in the Golden State game
zzzzzzz
>>67475701
>aftertiming
zzzzzzz
>>67475873
You know that Uni, Maple and I are all the same person right?
>>67475938
what an odd little man
>>67468433
Lillard a shit
>>67476732
>17 points in the first half
>0 in the second
ok
>>67476929
soon as you said this he knocks down a 3
>Ameribets confirmed witch
>>67477114
POTTERY
>>67477205
Surreal.
>>67477357
Never in doubt senpai
What are you nerds doing in here?
>>67477546
Jerking off over Dame going HAM in the 4th
How can there be an NBA game on at this time?
>>67477615
Overtime lad
>tfw Blazers don't beat the spread in OT.
The Russian jury has been revealed to have Periscope themselves as they deliberated on the songs in the first semi final.
The Periscope shows the jurors during the performances from the Netherlands and Armenia. During the Periscope a juror shows a blank score sheet of all of the countries in the semi final. However it is clear to see that the juror is voting up the Netherlands, but voting down Moldova and Hungary.
Questions have been raised as to whether the Russian jury were allowed to stream themselves during the decision making process. Furthermore, the way in which the jurors are carrying out the process of judging the songs is also question with one juror seen dancing during a performance.
>>67477763
>Russia
>Doing anything to a professional standard.
>half a point
JUST
>>67477995
> not knowing the NBA is rigged
tears
>>67478170
Still up about a grand on the game, but should've been more
*special large play*
Nationals ML -155
oh boys
im all ready to spend my tenner today
>>67477995
pmsl
Tempted to go pretty big on Tampines -1 when the line comes out. Selangor are without half their midfield, plus I refuse to believe that Jermaine Pennant won't knock at least one past a defense that conceded 3 to the team at the bottom of the table.
Been working all night got no sleep and I still haven't finished what I needed to. Worst part is I did some outrageous bets when I was bored throughout the night and spunked about 500 quid from yesterday's profits. Oh well, hoping to make that back this morning. I should hopefully have some info on jap games a little later and will try and get it out to you all as soon as I can. Oh yeah, morning lids.
>Canelo vs GGG
WHO YA GOT, /bet/??
how's everyone's Eurovision book looking?
pic related for mine
Good morning lids. Need to get some new accounts, is 10Bet any good?
>>67478759
here's mine
Kek, to the Cordoba guy, fuck you and your mum you cunt
who are you betting on? Atletico or Real?
>Frankie's ears
>>67478921
>betting on mainstream
>>67478921
Real
Muh Bale
>>67478896
>falling for the inside info meme
Pmsl, how can you be so lewd?
>>67478921
Ateletico
Honestly embrassed to post in this thread after what happened last night with those South American lotto shite "tips". Clearly some greasy first year has told a few flatmates about this place just before they all moved to their irrelevant home towns.
I dread to think how spotty and angsty this place will get when /eurobet/ arrives.
>>67479386
I ended up hitting the pillow straight after Gibs game, how bad was it?
>>67478519
Available at 2.0-ish.
>>67479386
I've been here before you m8 euros are world
>>67479386
>euan thinking he is relevant after one year on /bet/
I cba to read the thread to see what Euan is talking about, someone give me a quick recap of last nights posts
>>67479423
fuck off
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EUAN IS A SCOTSMAN
HE WEARS A SCOTSMANS HAT
HE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO LADBROKES
IN A GLASGOW COUNCIL FLAT
HE BEATS ALBANIA WITH HIS ROI
HE BEATS BIRD WITH HIS PROFIT
AND WHEN HE BETS IN ASIA
HE BEATS HIS CAT ALL NIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67479489
Some lotto cup game I think.
Kurt worldie when?
>>67479489
it was just some slug betting on south american favourites after they went down a goal, some dullards thought he was the next coming of jesus with shady sudaca contacts after 1 or 2 won and they got on another of his bets which lost and i had my own i-told-ya-so moment
Anyone been rebacking Belc? I got on after 1 goal and have rebacked since but think I'm going to stop here because 2/3 more + not concede is a risk.
What are you lot thinking?
>This is the first song in a while where the entire press center erupted
going to be up so much on bulgaria
>>67479676
kek, wanted to get on this and tell people to get on edgeworth eagles +0.75 and surely enough they both score during my trip to the kitchen
Rebacked Belc 5-0 for 500 squiddies. Here's hoping.
Got -1.75 @2
****************************
*******lucky stars for goals *******
*************************************************
subs coming on, goals are going to slow boys. stop rebacking.
pmsl @ Euan on TT such a cringe lord. (not actual Euan the account)
>>67479712
you got goals, just for the wrong side. kek
Tora is such a rball warrior
>>67479712
wew, I fucked it didn't I lads?
>>67479604
>>67479626
Thanks
>>67479855
its not on 365, DROPPED
>>67479871
pml keep looking pal
that 90th minute belc goal.
already had the rope set up and everything.
>>67478519
I refuse to believe you actually rate Pennant.
>>67478519
I am on Selangor +1 Medium, would take +0.75 for a small. Tampines are nowhere near as good as the market suggests, Pennant is half fit, dont think Jordon Webb will play and Mehemt/Fawaz cannot score, they have been VERY lucky in the past few league games in getting victories but have also lost and conceded quite a few goals. They also have money problems, dont have the team yet but do have Selangor and looks pretty much full strength to me, 3 forgieners plkaying including Ronaldinho. GL.
>>67479972
wouldn't touch either, both teams in horrid financial etc situations
>>67479972
>>67479952
This absolutely SMELLS of /bet/ mafia.
>Albania kissing Euans ass
Cringe.
>>67479972
poorly written, dropped
>>67479871
But that's wrong.
>>67479987
or does it ;)
>>67479980
also Selangor have scored only five in their last five games, two of which were last-minute winners in games in which they played awfully otherwise. If anything, unders is the bet, especially with Tampines financial problems and their tez draw against Hougang, etc
>>67479972
bet MOVES LINES
Selangor IS the bet lads.
Just wanted to let you guys know that Selangor train entirely on astro whereas Tampines are a grass pitch team. Today is being played on astro. Makes a massive difference. Tears anyone already on Tampines.
>>67479972
>>67479980
>>67479987
>>67480037
>>67480041
>>67480019
>Ameribets p..please
>>67480041
Can confirm this.
Tampines feet are already gone.
>>67480041
Just checked Pennant's snapchat and he is saying his knees at KILLING him already. Probably subbed off at HT.
>>67480041
That pitch sure as fuck doesn't look like astro.
Line CRUSHED
so wtb on the selangor game
>>67480105
unders
Going to aftertime whatever the outcome desu
can't even imagine how -1 backers feel atm desu
on selangor sw 50 units and +0.5 200 units.
shrewd or lewd?
cannot stop rebacking selangor
number 16 got a pretty tight haircut, how much your reckon he paid?
>>67480200
50 quid m8
Tampine keeper looks shaky. Backing Sel.
Sel Rt7 @ 1.8
Already on 4. Free money.
Selan ON FIRE
Very slippy hands on the keeper for tampine. Not really going to expect much for them, don't recommend any kind of handi. If anything selangor is the bet. good luck liddos.
a long walk is in order even if it voids
>>67480261
pmsl
AMERIBETS
1111111111111
1111111111111
TEARS
>>67480266
/bet/ magic lid, putting on my jacket already
1-1 when
Rebacking selangor. Has to win.
>>67467549
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
Bettings a serious addiction m8.
4. Understand how a 'greedy double' can help you increase your odds and therefore your payout. For some reason, this technique has been around for years yet most people fail to mention it. Basically, a greedy double is where you take a single bet, and double it up with another bet that is almost guaranteed to win. What you're doing, is taking the odds from the game you actually fancy betting on and artificially increasing them, by adding the low risk possibility of losing on the other bet. Now, there IS obviously a risk here, but this is why you need to pick the correct times to use this tactic. The weekend before last was a good opportunity, Chelsea were playing Aston Villa.... now anyone who follows English football knows that Aston Villa have been one of the worst teams in the league this season, they're already as good as relegated, the players aren't good enough, are incredibly demoralized and they've not picked up anywhere near enough points, almost none in recent months. On the other hand, Chelsea are on a fantastic run after their bad start. They've been picking up points left right and centre. The likelihood of them losing was almost zero. So, you take your original bet, say Norwich to beat Newcastle outright, and you double it up with Chelsea to beat Aston Villa. So, Norwich vs Newcastle was 11/8 which returns £11.87 if you bet £5. Double it up with Chelsea to beat Aston Villa at 1/5 and your return is now nearly £15. As expected, Chelsea hammered Aston Villa, so all you needed was Norwich to win. The reality is, all you've done is padded up your single bet, without really reducing the chance of it coming in. It might not seem like a great return, but you can do this with literally any bet, so the ends DO justify the means.
>>67480297
bookies clueless
offering my firstborn to the A I R gods for a 4th in tobol and a zenit res equaliser
1. Don't chase losses. If you're having a bad day, don't go chasing. Say you bet on horse racing (mugs game imo), and your first three races lose. Don't then frantically try to recover those bets by betting on the last three. You should place the bets you feel confident will come in, early that morning, and then see what happens. If they lose, you take it on the chin and move on. If they win, enjoy those winnings. Chasing losses is a dangerous game and more often than not you will end up in a much bigger hole.
2. Always try to re-invest the money you win, as opposed to investing more capital. This might sound daft as it requires you to win in the first place, but that's not an unreasonable task. OK, so say you put on £50 for Man City to win last night, I believe it was about 3/1. So that would return £150, so you're now £100 up. Withdraw the £50 initial capital, and you have £100 which you can use risk free to place on more bets. The fools leave the £50 they invested in their account. If it's there, they'll gamble it. When you re-invest money you've already won, then you can have a guilt free conscience and there's no reason you can't win more.
trust me football and all the other sports are completely fixed, bookies have some sort of technology where they know where all the money is & believe me they will work very hard to make you skint, I'm not mentioning any names ,but I've been informed that it is completely fixed, if your betting in running & you are betting over or under on the goal market, the bookies, can talk to the referee, they will soon take your money, tennis and basketball along with horse racing baseball are completely fixed. you are are the winner if you don't BET, bookies will soon be out of pocket.
>>67480339
pmsl
>>67480339
Damnit I was about to pasta that gem.
>>67480217
Stupid student MONG
>>67480339
>not mentioning any names
Any ideas boys?
>>67480350
Denise has been know to have a word with the Tennis empires on the bluetooth
Hello Salangor where are the corners
>>67480358
*umpire ffs
>>67480359
falling for this.
wewzers
>>67480359
/bet/ mafia got you good
nice freekick, then a pass to the keeps.
fixed game is fixed.
>>67480261
Mafia'd
chase bet?
down almost 4 figures haha... i thought you guys said the turf was bad or something. ffs
>>67480379
>/bet/ mafia moves asia lines as they please
>the mafia made big name jermaine play wank recently
>the mafia are making selangor play well on purpose to allow more people to take the + bait
it all makes sense now
>>67480388
Ha noi halftime.
>tfw you place a bet and got realised your tongue sits awkwardly in your mouth and there is nowhere comfortable to rest it
>tfw your bet is winning and your start breathing manually
>>67480369
>>67480368
Honestly thought it was the least muggies. Selangor have good aerial threat and keeper has looked shaky frrom crosses.
>>67480413
B A N G
>>67480415
You need to bait out Albania as an ass licker man.
>>67480421
>good aerial threat
what do you think this is? quidditch or some shit?
>>67480428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlL47k2Xqc
>>67480465
That chinese kid is so unfunny it's incredible
>>67480465
What the fuck is a Bowcat
Selangor DC @3.50
>>67480465
That one silent and shy white girl, who kinda knows she doesn't belong in that video. I like her.
>>67480465
>these are the people that call you a northern monkey
>>67480497
Someone who licks bare arse and pussy senpai u get me
>>67480522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
>these are the people that call you a southern fairy
>>67480501
have you been watching the live stream. they are shit, their keep is shit. its over.
>>67480535
fuck wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7d9ToykSU
>>67480535
Wait, why is that a bad thing?
>>67480551
Idk I'm not a nig from Stratford
>>67480560
Guess i'm a bowcat bruv.
>>67480535
This song is dreadful. Anything with Mustard on the Beat needs sending to the tip.
>>67480549
>posts more southerners
when will Euan tip Kitchee?
>>67480569
What about "we got London on the track" or "Jahlil beats holla at me"?
>>67480584
no.
Sel corners when...
Kitchee HT
How the fuck is that not a second yellow for that black cunt?
>mfw watching this game
I have no face, that's how tez this game is.
>Russia still shortening
>>67480634
Is it tonight? Im super excited
>>67480634
down incredible sums, need BT to sabotage his set
ONE MORE
just 1 more corner sel pls.
down so mush
every "shrewd opinion" seems to think russia are too short, who the fucks backing them
>>67480692
Also interested in this, haven't 6 figure man and Gavster both doubted it's credentials?
>>67480692
same shit as sweden last yeah tbqh
>>67480692
putin and his pals trying to shift the panama money
>>67480692
Hey, before I had to remain silent, but I thought I should say now it's getting close.
I've just left the /bet/ mafia, didn't feel right anymore.
Every single person in the group had over 4 figures backing Russia. /bet/ is being well and truly robbed by the mafia here, they've been working on it for months.
>>67480625
11111
>>67480625
So WORLD they may as well call me EUAN
How much money does Euan have on Russia?
SELA COME BACK ON
RED CARD FOR THE SCUM
selangor pls
FUCK!
That black cunt just got a Tampines player sent off.
>>67480761
>>67480767
Fuck right off.
need 3 more sela corners and 2 more sela goals like air.
>stream dead
just JUST me now
>>67480465
Fuck off sixth formers.
SELAAA GOOOOALLLL !1111111111111111
Fuck yea stela
>>67480808
ref blew a minute earlier
don't think i had a winner or a full loss today, nothing but voids and a half loss and a half win here and there
>>67480825
pml
>only 6 corners
fuck off
>>67480831
>didn't get on belconnen or sigma
where you been all morning?
up 4 figs off those alone
>>67480831
Thank fuck, for once it's in my favour. Had a smed on -0.75, so a half win and my -1 back.
Unders was THE bet boyz
Anyone else Huge on Croatia to reach the final in ESC?
o2.5 kitchee/bale
>>67480870
AWFUL
BET
>>67480845
woke up when sigma was at HT, regret not getting on. i assume they had some reinforcements from the seniors/u21s?
kitchee and ha noi slags looking dece though, surely a green up is in order
where 2 bet on hocce
Just smacked pennies on Bulgaria to qualify lids.
33333333333333333333
>>67480987
I'll take my 10%
>>67480882
>You
On New Radiant plusses, they have not been bad at all, keep possession well. Shouldn't be on a + imo Kaya look poor.
>>67480996
slags football is all about the long game.
they tire fast so late game it can really change fast, think kaya still have it in them to win to be honest. radiant just don't have the staying power in these kind of fixtures
>>67481037
>slags
i'm pretty sure those are just weak manlet gook men but you never know how many feminine penises are on the pitch with these south asian clubs
>>67480996
took FH +s, as >>67481037 said they change fast
>>67481074
>FH +
ignore, was looking at wrong game, n-nibs
>>67481037
Listen, idgaf what world you're living in. These are men. Stop being mean.
small on a 5th goal.
>>67467549
by a nose so much sweat
Who /ex-poly/ here?
>>67481157
>2 figure bets
wow...
>>67481153
so close
>>67481175
Here.
Literally a piece of fucking paper.
Sweating here Cybu
>>67481175
>>67481188
Disgusting.
Redbrick checking in.
You boys enjoying being unemployed?
think i've been played by the slav mafia 2bh, there were some big drops on trnava u19s - despite them playing like absolute shit and the research supporting + and sure enough they score 2 near the end of the 2nd
just gobble my shit up senpai
>>67481207
Yep, feels somewhat unfortunate, but all my friends are unemployed too.
>>67481221
Yeah fair enough, working isn't everything its cracked up to be. I have money but don't spend it on anything, just bored every single day and weekend.
>>67481237
please have sex
>>67481237
What you talking about? I've had jobs and you feel more secure and worthy depending on what you doing, and i've had spells of being unemployed and you're literal dirt in the eyes of some.
Would rather be unemployed betting making some money but happy, than employed unhappy but somewhat respected.
Need to find the balance so you don't get too bored.
Pen in Opa game?
Cybu SURREAL
TorasAngel such a fucking f r a u d
You're lucky this time Cybu. Next time you get the unfollow I'm not joking!
>>67481258
rball babby
Spartak Moscow II are going to score any second.
Get on handis or DC.
>>67481280
This is a sports betting thread.
What are you all listening to now it's raining out. I enjoyed the vitamin D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbCt-iXIXlQ
>>67481246
Work in finance, get treated like dirt everyday. Work usually 14 hrs a day. New city no friends.
England U17 Women win @2.67
>>67481299
ok stack gainer
>>67481260
Your TT name, lid? :)
>>67481298
lived in same city for 7 years and have no friends here
wasn't on the polan tip zzzzzzzzz
>>67480996
Won.
>>67481296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
>>67481310
wouldn't you like to know ;)
Reminder the first Eurovision semi-final featuring Netherlands is tonight 8pm on BBC 4
:^)
>>67481331
are you saying we should plan to back them once their odds blow out after the semi?
>>67481331
mafia
>>67481331
Theres a BBC 4?
How do I join the UAC Facebook Group?
>>67481356
>Watching any other BBC channel than 4.
I thought the weekend was over lids?
Douwe Bob so SO handsome
>>67481366
>Watching the BBC
bet you enjoy BBC too you cuck
>>67481366
>watching lefty anti-english programming
poof
ffs wtfb lids
>>67481454
You wearing novelty graphic socks @1.5 is a large
>>67481366
>watching anything on TV other than sports
have sex
>>67481415
>lefty anti-english programming on bbc4
WHAT are you on about?
>>67481513
He's right.
Euan: Didn't reback, want death desu
fucking cringelord
>>67481520
Really isn't
>Netherlands available at @100
surreal
>>67481536
Yeah because needing a women on a panel just so women don't get upset isn't pandering to the left.
>>67481357
messaged you
>>67481548
Talking about BBC4 not the BBC in general you utter, utter cretin.
Quick, what are the actual safe Eurovison bets I can put on.
>>67481624
Russia to qualify
>>67481631
wat else
>>67481624
bulgaria top 10/to fuck Serbia and win the region
serbia so mispriced.
>>67481653
bulgaria best balkan is good bet agreed
Anyone on Women England U17? Serbia just got a red card and it's 1-1.
>>67481685
and it's 2-1.
scared tbqh
SMED on Druzhba 0.0
@2.025
Terek famous with match fixing, seems not interested in that game, they can give them 3 points
>>67481725
pmsl
>>67481742
I swear on me nans life, I will unfollow you if this doesn't win.
>>67481763
What if it ends 0-0?
norway is going to have a mental breakdown during the semi final. she is fragile as fuck, and has refused to do any promotional stuff for eurovision. she also quit some reality show last year due to anxiety and nerves.
it is going to be hilarious.
Anyone still on Spartak DC? Shaking
>>67481778
Valium though
>>67481776
Then I'll have a big long think about it
>>67481725
press poll had him 8th in sf1 rehearsal lel
BT well and truly DUPED all of /bet/ here.
I think Germany might win.
>>67481725
ffs NEED BT TO SING HIS HEART OUT
>>67481806
>Screencaping my followers
I dont know who you are. But I will find you and I will BAN you
Who the fuck are Joe and Jake?
>>67481801
is that her?
i'd love the be the one to help her pick up the pieces after it comes crashing down.
>>67481847
Think so, might just be a very good picture because she looks quite strange in their video and other pics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2GUS-3T7cU
Can't stop topping up on Bulgaria to fuck serbia
https://twitter.com/bg_eurovision/status/730029385928085504
>>67481868
>Albania
>>67481865
holy shit I take it back. 2/10 would avoid in the woods on a cold misty night.
>>67481881
pmsl
Should I cash out my eurovision bets for a big loss now rather than a huge one on saturday?
>>67481890
is Joe still a virgin?
Any qts this year boys?
I've got about 600 invested but haven't even watched the performances yet I've been so busy...
>>67481914
I think the German slag looks dece
Spain slag would be nice after a few pints on the town, and that's her style I think.
Reckon the Iceland girl is alright.
>>67481904
pondering same kek
my position is fairly complex but it all boils down to me on the streets by next week if russia win
>>67481920
Thanks I'll look into them now mate.
>>67481920
Take a look at Polish slag
PMSL
>You are now aware that USAUSAUSA is going to be the surprise winner of Eurovision
>>67481924
Mine isn't even complex. Russia win = down insane. Sweden/Netherlands win would be great but not happening.
>>67481932
>slag
wait? i only saw a 20 sec clip and was sure that was a man.
>>67481930
Another CyBu void zzzzzzzzzz
>>67481936
He's singing a song about refugees, economic migrants sorry.
>>67481932
you guys shoulda won with that slowani one
top slags
Is inplay2g cucking StackGainer?
Have any of you even watched the Russian rehearsals? It's awful and will not win. Calm the fuck down you dirty screts. Little running round like little shits as soon as you get a bit nervous. Just chill.
>>67481945
>>67481960
Yeah, but in Poland we have other opinion
Should send Margaret instead this shitty boy, she would be in surely TOP10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nOqvm_62rM
>>67481778
>>67481801
Never stick your dick in crazy, particularly crazy from Finnmark. I have the scars to prove it.
>>67481847
>>67481865
She's (half?) sami and a Finnmarking, they all look a little funky/ratty/catty.
>>67481965
>It's awful and will not win
Then why is it shortening every second, every minute, every day? I'm sweating just thinking about the odds now, can't even bring myself to check.
>>67481972
Margaret was WORLD desu lid. She seemed pretty tez live tho.
>>67481962
>stackgainer has 90 followers
how?
>>67481972
Margaret is fit and would do well.
Do love a good pol.
How come most the performances are in English?
Is it the language that sounds the best singing? Or is just to appeal to a larger audience?
>>67481920
German girl is actually bang tidy. The Germans always find some good yunt to put on stage, actually might vote this year.
No idea how Ukraine is so short, she sounds so fucking dire in the rehearsal. surely that shit won't win.
>>67482089
the fix mert
>>67482077
Who is starting for Germany?
![the-voice-of-germany-interview-mit-jamie-lee-kriewitz-437667[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tztMNyN.jpg "the-voice-of-germany-interview-mit-jamie-lee-kriewitz-437667[1]")
>>67482077
>>67482089
but muh war
>>67482108
1Neuer
14Can
16Rüdiger
5Hummels
3Hector
18Kroos
6Khedira
13Müller
8Özil
11Reus
23Gomez
>>67482112
Ewww. Honestly have never heard of her before.
>>67481986
You can get followers by either being profitable or by being completely tez and having people follow you just to see exactly how shit you are. The only thing you cannot be if you want followers is average.
>>67482139
pmsl. I'm okay with that.
>>67481986
leaf doesn't realise how shrewd stackgainer is. kek
>>67482112
>mongoloid
>looks like you'd need over a dozen dicks to cover her giant face completely
>a goddamn unicorn shirt and autism hat
>this is what brits consider ''bang tidy''
>>67481865
What the fug is up with the tempo change when the chorus starts? Sounds fucking terrible.
Can't wait till this eurovison garbage is done
>>67482206
/bet/ IS /Eurovision/
Any swede or estie tips boys?
>>67482206
Same. Don't have a single penny on either, because I would not be able to force myself to watch that shit or do any sort of research.
>>67482213
/Eurovison/ IS /bet/
>>67482216
Infonet, but price is about right
>>67482206
jealous you're not competing lid?
Tempted to just smack russia, favourite always seems to win
>>67481972
Sounds like that degenerate Rihanna.
Strogino HT result is worth a small
>>67482250
atleast he's over the pond, my only choice is to live vicariously through this czech qt because our broadcasting company decided eurovision isn't worth the dosh or the embarassment
So if Russia DONT win, who does?
>>67482206
pmsl imagine not competing at eurovision.
>Considering backing switzerland to qualify based on a gay press reporters opinion
11s is nice
>>67482282
based on?
tosno dnb
>>67482296
They win
>>67482296
>being this obvious
leeching in plain sight
>>67482312
ok you got me.
just fucking give me the bet
I want a tiny on JK Trans next goal @7.5
Worse ranked team + just got a red but still pushing really hard, better chance than the odds they're offering for sure = value.
>>67482112
>German girl is actually bang tidy.
>German girl is actually bang tidy.
>German girl is actually bang tidy.
Use "bang tidy" as your name from now on, so we can disregard everything you say.
>they dont rate Jamie-Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
BT wants a smed on Kaunas +0.25
>>67482363
>impersonating me
I'm doing my hair for tonight
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
>>67482357
nonce
>>67482388
Real Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrN4TkP1TMw
>>67482374
Knew that would get your attention, while you're here how bad is your book for the eurovisions? Will you be eating ice sandwiches also when Russia win/
>>67482363
You know I only bet on 365. Dropped this faster than my half black son.
Now you've done it.
>>67482402
>implying BT wouldn't be posting with a Swedish flag
>>67482282
>missed penalty
boring predictable bollocks etc..
>>67482112
She looks like that trap who's name I can't remember, Bailey Jay or something I dunno hahahaha something like that
>>67482206
Amerivision when?
>>67482399
Arguably one the best euro vision line-ups we have ever, and will ever, see.
>>67482454
You know exactly what >her name is lid.
>>67482435
V v good point
>>67482428
Daisydukes is a very peculiar character. Feel uncomfortable posting in the same thread as him.
Strogino. My boyos.
Oi listen here ARP that wasn't a pixel punt.
Strogino HT hup x
Does Mark still post in here lids?
do i?
>>67482646
Yes you utter mong
>>67482646
>he isn't backing Russia
HAHAHAHAAH
>>67482646
Yeah, so I can pmsl at your pathetic excuse for a life this weekend when Russia don't win.
PMSL that Rosenborg 2 tip, I thought password was changed?
Pixel punting on Russian 2nd div
>>67482687
Nvm, I take it back, didn't read it properly.
>>67482687
What was wrong with the tip u lttl rat?
>>67482646
Yes. Russia will win and you will lose 3k
Overs in the Hoffenheim U19 when price gets better
>>67482646
>losing 3k
pmsl senpai
>>67482722
what kinda poke you thinking fella?
O 2.5 good?
>Infonet
Eh..guess it's time to reback...
>>67482780
1111111
RED
>>67482832
what game cunt, got like 8 on the go, all over the place
IF NARVA TRANS WINS IM GONNA DELETE MY TRIP CODE
FCK
Beautiful I had loads on Trans SW after they went down, also DNB, next goal. DC.
Gonna be rich as a king.
On the floor begging for 2 Narva Trans goals so the moron fucks off.
>>67482890
Are you alright, friend?
st polten ht
>>67482906
Yeah I was saying I put loads of money on various bets after Narva conceded the first. They are definitely going to score now and I'm going to be rich as fuck.
YES, TOSNO SCORE
i bet loads on them winning
>>67482968
Sry bro, Tosno are shitting the bed.
Slot one in Trans, you know you can.
COME ON JK TRANS NARVA GET
>>67482989
oh i misread. kamaz scored fuck
this was my final ten pounds fuck my day
it's not gonna happen.
>>67482780
>>67482820
2222222
INFO 222222 prehalf time.
>>67483070
tears buddy
can someone lend me some money. you cunts are really rich
>>67483117
go beg on the streets
>>67483117
sent ;)
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