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first for please lend me some money
pmsl at the Levadia players wasting time
>not bowcat edition
Would Russia drawing first half be good for the lay?
>>67483159
Post Paypal or Skrill then your FB profile to double check its you and I'll give you 20 lad
>>67483169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJFl3DjMw-c
>not bad bs edition
Absolute roadmen
>>67483185
>reposting old vids
have a word m8
Tipsterube surreal
>>67483183
can you just match a bet of mine on an obscure game on betfair's exchange
just a small sum of money will do and ill pay you back if i win it. im confident i have a good strategy now
love lightskins desu
does mark still post lids?
>>67483230
But I thought you didn't have any money to bet with in the first place? You lying to me bruv?
literslly cannot stop sliding into dms
>>67483265
i can deposit some if it's for a guaranteed win, ive just got £50 in the bank for food and stuff
>>67483252
He's dead lid
https://twitter.com/smithlid2014/with_replies
>>67483252
No he killed himself late last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI4r9DiMXPo
bird at :52 so peng
On Hamburg 0.0 medium boys
>>67483315
homburg?
>>67483309
youre joking right/
>>67483322
Yeah mate ***
>>67483335
>>67483315
ERA PENAL
>>67483329
nah she's dece
>>67483335
dat pen tho. reback or no?
>>67483355
Homburg too rapid
>>67483315
void this
>>67483355
>>67483342
Yeah Saurkraut have a poor line up, but I'm not watching so w/e
22222222222222
>>67483309
Always peng birds in these vids. She's hot that fit but obviously fucking filth with those nips sticking out.
>>67483503
>This is "hot" in Bongistan
You poor bastards.
>>67483532
I said she's not that fit. And all foreign birds inc German fucking love British men so don't start.
>>67483230
What is your strategy lad?
KAUNAS
BT surreal
>>67483554
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>67483565
i just found out about that tiptube site i will follow your bets
Bank rolling Odd HT
>>67483309
>england
>white
>>67483315
Reback???
>tfw can't do maths for shit so I could never understand odds and betting
Blessing in disguise because I don't want to lose money.
>>67482911
111111111
>>67483599
>brits
>>67483588
so you want euan to give you some money so you can use it to leech off his tips ?
>>67483626
yes! then i'll give him back the initial money. it can be an act of kindness for him
>>67483588
Just use the last £50 you have. Not as if I lose pmsl
>>67483282
Juve was supposed to be a guaranteed win lad. pmsl
>>67483643
Any potentials today liddo?
>>67483641
Just follow Flatanon on twitter and wait patiently till he tips
>>67483643
im not gonna risk the only money i have for this month on your bets mate. sorry
>>67483626
>>67483665
Kek
>>67483596
Sauerkraut are missing their starter keeper and their two top scorers, up to you m8
>>67483661
No. Leaving Icey shite to the experts
need 1 more in the hoffenheim game pls.
>>67483665
lay Russia with it, literally free money
>>67483700
>literally free money
last time you guys told me this i bet £200 on juventus
odd so ODD
>>67483599
have sex please
>>67483594
thnx for this liddo
keko wont stop winning
>>67483682
Would only back overs from here desu
>>67483599
Jesus christ mayne.
Stake multiplied by odds equals potential winnings.
Stake: 1 greasy 10 NOK
Odds: 1.76
Winnings: 10 NOK * 1.76 = 17.6 NOK
FUCKING ROCKET SURGERY INNIT
>>67483718
Nobody apart from weekend mainstream warriors said that, and you only asked one or two people. The genuine shrewd big boys (me and ARP included) are all beting against Russia, genuinely wins, ask anybody
do you think it's worth it to make a bet365 account? they have this £200 free bet deal but i cant take advantage of it because im not rich enough so ive never bothered hoping that a day will come when i can afford to make it
Do people pay to have a trip code?
If yes, KILL YOURSELVES.
>>67483769
Make it when you have 200 pound you cretin
>>67483770
Only £20/month lid
>>67483769
Would love to see Euan take you under his wing as his little experiment
>>67483770
yes i spent my last few sterling on it
>>67483786
so - never. i keep having to pay a fucking 5% commission on betfair those thieves
>>67483769
>>67483770
Reddit PLEASE leave
largest bet ive ever placed
wish me luck
>>67483818
>£100
amateur
>>67483792
Would pay to see this happen
>>67483818
pmsl
Odd
So EVEN
>>67483817
this is my ringtone bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
What streaming sites do you use for obscure football games? Someone posted like 3 sites a couple days ago, but I forgot to save it.
>>67483818
>Mainstream
Leaf at it again. Fucking disgusting. Need a filter for them.
>>67483818
loses
>>67483826
would pay to test your chin
>>67483845
Can't wait to bait you out as a bowcat senpai
>>67483817
Pmsl lid, bantered me off there. Can't handle the banter.
>>67483818
largest bet i've ever placed desu
my largest stake is £200
>>67483868
what did he mean by this?
my largest stake was close to 4K and it lost lol
4444444444
Overs in
>>67483996
How can you lose a max stake? Dont think I've even lost a large.
>>67484064
Begging for nibs there
Shrewd Tips #77: Always go all-in. Instead of fucking around with Tampines and Deportivo Moron U-15 B, you can just lump your whole bankroll on one play that you really really really really really really like™ and skip penny betting and building your bankroll slowly. It'll get you where you want to go quickly.
>>67484093
bad idea.
Volgar goal when?
>>67484115
Was Juve that one play that you really really really really really really liked?
>>67484064
you lost a special stake on the CSL some time last year
>>67484131
yes.
>>67484064
Before I was taking betting anywhere close to serious
>>67484131
It was Juve C team too pmsl
>>67484132
I didnt. How could I get a special stake on CSL? Limits are like £100.
Sollenborg + handis
>>67484243
*Sollentuna, CHRIST
Olaine +1
>>67484243
>>67484273
please post in depth analysis of these bets
>>67484262
value gone completely, absolute tears if you aren't on +0.75 @evens
>>67484310
Please stick a rock up your arse then cough.
>>67484310
Euan snapchat
Really looking forward to the Eurovision shot posting
Can't stop winning, wont stop winning.
>>67484369
>Eurovision shot posting
Terrorist attack confirmed
>man utd STILL not arrived at upton park
>>67484499
Turned up late at spurs and got spanked
On west ham so huge
If you're watching the West Ham match over Eurovision I want you to go back to /r/soccerbetting
>>67484545
>not watching the match on mute with eurovision on
>>67484200
>lying
you are really mentally ill
>>67484544
>delayed until 20:30
DAFC
Do we have to go to /int/ for Eurovision?
>>67484605
source?
Arsenal u21 vs Villa u21
Chambers Cazorla Coquelin Campbell to feature.
>>67484634
sky
>>67484640
They're already losing 0-1 pal
>>67484273
pmsl
>Aston villa under 21s are winning
whoever bet arsenal should die in a hole
>>67484710
Villa youth beat the first team, really out to prove themselves for next seasons spots
>>67484741
>well up for it
More money than Ireland's GDP on Dundalk -2
The semi final goes on for 2 hours ffs
>>67484756
>motivation shouldn't be factored into things
Utterly butterly
>>67484773
Post slip
>>67484773
laying this, you dont profit
Jeez man, dortmund odds were RUINED
>>67483185
>That ending
lulz
they plays are Nationals, Blue Jays, Braves, Rays, Dodgers
also should I bet on west ham SW? need something to keep me entertained until later in the day
>>67484904
>>67484904
>they plays are Nationals, Blue Jays, Braves, Rays, Dodgers
Money line? Which ones are you most confident about friend?
Also yes, West Ham have been in great form, apart from their last game, but today they will win this for Upton Park
>>67484904
On. thanks based luckbro
eeeeeeast eeeast east london
zzz so sick of losing bets that had the line drop surreally after i placed them, selangor was a void but sollentuna going from a +0.75 to a slight favourite then conceding 2 is 2 much 4 me
something romantic about east london geezers having one last tear up before their club sells its soul
>>67484949
yes all ML, and most confident probably in the Rays and Braves and Giants
With each club who leaves their original ground another nail lands in the coffin of what I grew up knowing as football.
>>67485093
Nick Goff so fucking DULL
fuck yes arsenal u21's equalise
>>67485147
he's talking big big sense there though
you reckon goffy has had a crack at nicola?
man u bus gets pelted top kek
>>67485318
https://twitter.com/Oddschecker/status/730106303994007553
>>67485318
Elvis is dead
>>67485332
absolute wet wipes commenting. Nick would be seething.
>>67484995
IRRROONNSS
>>67485393
i'm leyton orient you cunt
Basel goal WHEN?
here we go
>>67484273
close one pmsl
WE ARE LIVE LADS
>>67485474
Clearly I meant to type Olaine +11
LETS FUCKING GO
>Scott Mills
scaling back production this year buy using a real kid instead of a stick kid
disgusting
H E R O E S
E
R
O
E
S
IBT and RONBURGUNDY tips... S H A K I NG
This banter is dire
stream for Eurovision semis?
>>67485621
youtube
>>67485621
BBC 4 you non licence paying cunt
>>67485610
pls post
>>67485621
bbc
>>67485619
I loathe the bbc presenters
>Not europe the band
It's going to be one of those nights
>Europe band
>embarasing
i turned this shit off already
Daily reminder that you will never die in a place called Nutty Putty cave
>>67485712
feels good
>One of the biggest contributors to eurovision
>Nearly always come bottom 5
Why are we such cucks lads?
>>67485728
Can't stop propping up Europe
Won't stop propping up Europe
/int/ Eurovision thread here btw >>>/int/59148241
Before janny gets angsty
stage seemed far bigger last year.
>That fram rball
i puked already
G I M M I C K
Greece is /bet/
>>67485814
111111
>>67485814
1111
>Greece
>Levski Sofia
So happy I didn't get on
>>67485610
Where are the goals?
Listen, to keep /bet/ flowing, there's only like 30 of us here so keep the Eurovision posting to a minimum cause none of us are watching that shite, okay some have bets on but it isn't bet. Take it to a seperate thread.
inb4 PLEASE have sex.
>>67485917
wtb?
>>67485925
I'm on my knees BEGGING you to have sex
>>67485925
RUSSIA
U
S
S
I
A
>>67485943
Pay IBT and RonBurgundy and you'll find out ;)
>>67485925
Who put you in charge?
>>67485925
PLEASE HAVE SEX
Moldova have been the best of 3 so far, they are absolutely begging you to take the 17s to qualify
BASEL 1111111
>>67483722
>have sex please
wat
>>67486003
Ah fair enough lid.
>>67485706
>>67485847
>Hungary
pmsl
Shaking thinking of how Netherlands silent section is going to go down.
pmsl gonna be down so much after these icy games zzzz
>people watch a shitty TV show
>>67485728
Not sure who's more a cuck, us for paying for this shit or everyone else because they're singing in english
>People are DAC from betting on Juve C team
What are you on?
>>67486089
Same
>>67486181
what does dac mean
>>67486206
Dazed and confused
>>67485965
zzzz
>>67486206
Down a cunt
Anyone else on 1st half overs in the Iceland games?
pmsl
Who down a bus here?
in b4 BT DAC
HERE WE FUCKING GO
actually...
He sounds really good, lets see if this pause kills him.
>tfw you bet on a late start for MAN U's game
so SO good live
>tfw he was talking to BT
I really hope someone 2 foots a west ham player, fucking hate southerners
Based douwe bob
Do the results of Eurovision semi's get released tonight?
HAUKAR 44444
UAC
best so far, don't think it gets more than top 10 though.
Douwe Bob SO boring
>>67486470
Indeed, decent voice but song is tez, even for a slower one.
Armenia pretty d e c e
Is Bosnia-YES the only /bet/ approved market for this semi?
pmsl @ San Marino
hup
>>67483818
W E W
E
W
>>67486552
pretty sure I've seen this guy in my local Ladbrokes doing his bollocks on the nags
Russia about to go into 1.75
>>67486558
>games last 16 minutes
pmsl at RonBurgundy's tips. Confirmed for absolute F R A U D
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67486629
What's his tip?
this game simply must be rigged
Russia WORLD
>>67485943
No, you don't. They're both -3.5 AHs and they're both fucking 0-0 at half-time.
>>67486380
No, after the final
WATCHING MY BOOK GO GREEN IN FRONT OF MY EYES LADS
>>67486660
Keflavik -3 and Grinda -3.25 zzzz
>>67486789
pmsl
RUSSIA DRIFT HABBENING
>>67486660
>>67486784
Two icelandic cup games. You're shrewd enough to figure it out.
>>67486823
Meant Kef -3.5*
>>67486823
Could still happen. 1st half overs for the other games were world though
ukraine shortening russia Drifting?
Can't stop fighting the drift. Getting Russia down to evens by myself lids.
Well I'm so DAC I'm going to bed.
Hammering Austria to qualigy 2.6
GO GOGO
Hibs 11111111
literally should be 4-0 in the west ham game but nobody can bury the ball
>>67487112
And if my auntie had bollocks she'd probably bum me
what the actual fuck Estonia pmsl
>>67484904
>Braves
>Not betting on the Cubs
Homeless if Russia wins
>>67487198
TEZ
>>67487198
Wish we had an Estonian regular I could tease for this.
SO close to being green
W-Why did San Marino have a Turk flag?
>>67487218
whats "tez"
Fucking hell just seen this women's teeth.
>>67487322
Fucking hell just seen this grammar.
>>67487075
222222
>>67487297
"Terrible"
>>67487322
you find her relatable? pmsl
>>67485204
>You
>>67487343
Sweet. Still need a Derry goal like air
>>67487407
>football games are only 90 minutes long
ok
what the fuck is happening
>>67487341
>>67487370
delete these
>On Grindavik, Keflavik -3
>Both teams have scored less than 2 between them
Just kill me now
>>67487471
Quality gif
>>67487562
have a med on both of those as well as Dundalk pmsl, down spastic
god bless big gay al
>>67487597
Literally haven't been able to profit since my 365 got limited, was on 1000 a day before
DAC
>>67487562
This... Would absolutely love to strangle RonBurgundy tbqh. Fucking cunt.
>>67487616
good post
Fucking love Partick thistle tbqhwy
>>67487562
Ive got 7/10s on all of them p m s l
>>67487616
i'll sell you mine for 5 grand
>>67487616
I have a set of spare accounts if you're interested
>>67487660
what's your price?
WHo here /Bosnia/
HIBS PLS
Bosnia drift DAC.
United goal when
>>67487700
>this rap
>this 'language'
DAC
>>67487688
Whats your offer?
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM
>>67487775
depends if Iceland goals come or not
so £10
>need 3 more Grindavik goals
Gonna be my worst day in months becuase of this Icelandic shite.
>>67487828
I'll leave it then
Couple of these for dinner tonight lids.
Leiknir the only Icelandic team I've bet on that have strikers with two legs.... and it's the one I went smallest on. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Really REALLY cbfa any more
>>67485204
LOST
>>67487908
Same desu, cant wait for my student loan to come in
>>67487960
It was tipped on Reddit m8, doomed from the start
>>67488009
Wait, was it really?
Hey possibly stupid question but can someone help explain bet365's 100% deposit bonus to me? From what i've gathered if you deposit £100 you get a £100 free bet but you must bet £100 of your non free bet before you get the £100 free bet.
So if £100 is placed on team A to win then the free bet can then be placed on a double chance draw/team B to win and therefore no money will be lost? provided the odds cover your loss from the other bet (and are over 1.50 which is what it says in the rules).
>>67487960
poor ameribets.
;_;
>>67488058
you have to turn it over 3 times with bets over 1.50 odd if i remember correctly
>>67488025
Yeah along with the rest of the Irish games
>>67488058
It's against their T&Cs
>>67488126
Well shit
>>67488099
I-It will all be fine. Was doing too well recently anyhow
Remembered why I fucking detest Icelandic football tonight.
Anyone here use 10bet?
>>67488058
First of all deposit £200 or wait until you can.
It's not a free bet, you basically get £200 free but you can't withdraw anything until you've bet £1200 total (or 6x whatever).
If you do withdraw, they just take £200 away again.
>>67488148
hope so, lid.
>>67488177
Iceland/Ireland an absolute horror show tonight
STILL need Derry goal PLSSSSS
>>67488196
Also if you're stupid enough to try to arb their own book, you'll be limited like that (I don't think they even allow you).
If you just want to bonus abuse then lay on Betfair.
Meant to say minimum odds of 1.5 and also cash outs don't count.
Can't believe I've wasted twenty of the queens finest pounds joining RonBurgundy's shit show of a group.
Did any of IBT's bets win today?
at least this covers 10% of my losses
>>67488369
PMSL
>>67488058
Listen, read the TC. Your scenario wouldn't count towards the turnover.
>derry scoring twice in the last ten minutes
fuck yes
>>67488369
PMSL laughing
>Iceland
>>67488397
pmsl
>>67488438
>tfw on DC
>>67488369
>>67488397
/bet/ anti-magic is strong tonight
>>67488397
who was it that tipped this, gotta give them a (like)
never mind, three goals in nine fucking minutes fuck off
>>67488369
Very nice.
>>67488369
o.k, this didn't cover 10% of my losses
was a decent day before this disaster as well, had crisp £250s on -.25 for both games
>west ham
PMSL
PMSL
PMSL
West Ham backers on suicide watch
Feels so good that I decided to stay away from that game.
>>67488601
>didn't get on United DNB from HT
They just wanted it more
>>67487050
FUCKING BOOM
Netherlands through to the finals
>>67488638
>tfw backed United
>they weren't on haukar
Pmsl
>>67488706
>implying
>>67488706
I was and my bet lost
Man U aftertimers on suicide watch
Didn't knew I'm also Eurovision JUDGE
PMSL
Need one more Wet spam corner
>>67488663
>DNB
what does this mean
>>67488870
Now you're just taking the piss
>>67488870
Drum and Bass
>>67488835
pmsl at all the mediocre but half decent looking girls getting to the finals
Based Austria, hup
33333333333333333333
>>67488896
;)
with every passing day im feeling more at home in /bet/
>Bosnia
>Iceland
DAC
>tfw no 11 corners
>tfw west ham doesn't get a 7th corner
>the united of manchester
>United blowing it
Not even got money on it just gutted there's no champions league next season
That's why goalkeepers aren't ever worth 12-15pts a season, John Terry.
Wish I could choke out aftertimers
>>67489048
Why.
Better we lose this and get rid of fucking Van Gaal. If we won tonight, we'd get another year of his shit and we'd only go out in the group stages again.
Was quietly hoping for a bit of passion and a West Ham win here.
Literally making free money in this match. There's 1 more in this.
>>67485712
Where the fuck was he trying to get to?
>>67489119
>we
One more corner please
>>67489173
Not knowing where you're going is half the fun
>>67489119
If you're one of those cunts who think mou should come in I'll come down to Kent and smack the shit off your tongue
>>67489173
Trying to find Eastconnect's yield.
>STILL NO 7 CORNERS FOR WESTHAM
literally why
>>67489258
AYYYYYY
>>67489237
Cos Van Gaal is better wew
Would we concede 3 fucking goals against West Ham with Mourinho???
>>67489119
Seriously though if you're from Manchester you'll know he's staying for next season at least
fuck pleaes get a fucking corner im gonna lose £100 westham pleaes
>>67489326
>he wants the face of Chelsea and the master of boring football at United
Unbelievably plastic
>>67489375
>face of Chelsea
WEW LAD
Just one more corner please
JUST
Goal killed corners
Still UP from this game
jesus christ that was probably the most amazing soccer game I have ever seen
>>67489469
i'm down by fucking 70 quid fuck those goals
>>67489489
Haven't watched much football then?
>>67489413
the closest you get to Manchester is your sky remote you prick.
>>67489561
pmsl
>>67489511
Why didn't You gone for Azerbaijan and Croatia instead picking shitty Bosnia to Qualify
You would be UP
>>67489598
huh? i don't bet on eurovision. lost my shit on corner bets
>>67489598
would rather listen to a man who actually puts 6 figs on Eurovision and said that Croatia were not a bet
>>67489676
M A C K E R S is the man?
>>67489721
pmsl
>>67489258
kek, that was worth taking your trip off for
>>67489219
You know you're going deeper into a hole, that's all. There's not going to be Scrooge McDuck's treasure room at the end of it
>perfect metaphor for /bet/?
>>67489734
He would put 6 figs on Australia just because it's close to his beloved Finnie
Just finished watching eurovision with the boys. Gotta give a shout out to my main man CyBu. Got a buzz on my phone and slung way too much on Azer + Croatia, had to request a bigger bet from the trader, embarrassing that that is now attached to my account. Up a significant amount though, nice.
Just need Georgia to qualify now and netherlands to win. easy, y-y-yeah g-guys?
>>67489805
Cheers
That's how You do it
hey can someone give me a eurozone top 10 prediction
i hope im not too late to the party
>>67489890
>eurozone
>>67489908
eurovision, sorry!
>>67489917
Netherlands top ten. Netherlands qualify. Sweden top ten.
Wild card: malta top ten because huge tits
>>67489917
Don't ever reply to me again.
>euan is now a featured tipster
>>67489935
all down hill from here
>>67489935
OUR guy all grown up
Any Americans on tonight? What you lads thinking about the bball/baseball? Can't bring myself to back spurs.
What is THE usl bet tonight Ian?
>>67489931
>Sweden top ten
put £100 on this thanks bud
>Netherlands draws first half
JUST
>>67489966
>OUR
What part of Euan are you from mate
>>67490173
down south if you know what I mean ;)
>tfw you've got a brilliant literal free money tip to post but tipstertube is down
>>67484904
on Blue Jays -1
>>67490154
gutted
Tell me why I shouldn't put a quarter of my bank roll on Red Sox money line tonight? Literally guaranteed no?
>>67490242
wtb
>>67490173
Ive got a nest in his perm.
>>67490261
A's are undervalued. There are more consistent teams worthy of your luck chase trust me
>>67484904
Remember boys.
An acca a day keeps the limit away.
Russia CUNTED under evens
>>67490358
Literally betting on the Braves will keep the limit away.
how the fuck am I supposed to bet on t4tw and bird tips in america
>>67485033
>yes all ML, and most confident probably in the Rays and Braves and Giants
Giants? Don't you mean Blue Jays?
>>67490435
I can sell you accounts m8 you just need a vpn
>Russia price
cbfa
>>67490522
Daniel Gould @sofabet · 10m10 minutes ago
Russia draws second half
the fix is in
>>67490535
Need BT to tell me everything is going to be ok
>>67490242
wtb
think capitals win again today, they are one of the best teams in NHL history and pittsburghs goalie look sook
>>67490639
>delusion
>>67490001
Nationals, Rays, Dodgers
Cubs -1.5
>>67490750
Wouldn't be so trigger happy on the Nats.
>>67490785
Don't trust Ross?
>>67490750
Don't back TBR, they are historically awful in Seattle
>>67490821
I trust the Tigers ;)
Will Russia drift after Ukraine's semi? If not I'm going to be unbelievably sweaty on saturday night
Why is everyone pretending to bet on Eurovision? Getting a bite tedious now.
Alright lids, just on the way home from the boleyn
wtb
>>67490865
Yes. Russia is a mess. Shockingly so. Sergey is so focused on literally going through the motions that there’s no emotion, no vocal, no connection… it’s much worse than the video. And he looks afraid. It’s all a bit Takeshi’s Castle; I feel the performance would genuinely be improved by an angry Japanese man catapulting large balls at him as he leaps from platform to platform… it’s not like his vocal would suffer much more than it already is doing. Ganbarimasu!
Netherlands is gonna be right up there on Saturday. It and Croatia really stood out tonight. I was surprised just how good Croatia was after the consistent negativity from the rehearsal reports. It was head and shoulders about the first 4 (and Hungary better than the preceding 3, obviously). The vocal was precise and her performance individual and charismatic. Which brings me to… Zoe! What did I say this afternoon on why I thought Austria would qualify? “Every year punters write off a kitschy semifinal entry (Romania 2013, Iceland 2014, Serbia 2015) that goes on to qualify quite easily by virtue of being fun and standing out”.
France looked great. Spain looked and sounded awful. Sweden looked and felt like it’s not working. I’ve discounted Russia and Sweden from winning. I struggle to see how juries will even have Russia in their top 3 with that vocal, that lack of connection and that dated a song. Gerry said “something just felt off” and he’s right – there was a real air of “I’m doing this because I have to” to it, like someone put a gun to Super Sergey’s head and made him complete a 3-minute Special Stage or else his last life runs out.
>>67490876
>pretending
what are you on about you dullard
>>67490876
We're all going to be down insane on it
>>67490894
whoever wrote this needs to have sex ASAP
>>67490894
I've got some very bad news for you pal
>>67490911
>>67490920
post some slips worms
>>67490938
Been about 10 books posted in the last week
>>67490952
>books
why are you talking like this pmsl
>>67490962
very shrewd man here
>>67490923
Why?
>>67490925
What's that?
Going to tip another 10/10 on Russia not winning
>>67491002
pmsl
>>67491002
do it and put this >>67490894 as the analysis
How come Euan can win like 50 bets in a row and his ROI is still lower than ARP?
>>67491162
Please learn the difference between profit and ROI%
What were the odds like of previous Eurovision winners?
>>67491048
>>67491007
Big_Al is ON
>>67491393
Kiss of death confirmed
>>67491002
Might as well shut it down if they win after tipping 2 special stakes
what is the bet on spurs-okc??
BT here, it's pretty much over.
>>67491525
Spurs -7
>>67491530
kek
>>67491530
>mfw
>>67491530
What makes you say that? Was impressed with Armenia and I think a few could shock tomorrow
>>67491530
genuinely just been sick, how red are you for russia? god it must have been awful watching it live
Euan you perm sporting, lanky cunt. What's THE USL bet.
>>67491530
>love of my life completely cutting me out her life for no reason
>BT informing me I've spunked away sizeable chunk of money
I've had better days tbqh lids
>>67491530
should i cash for 30% loss?
>>67491639
>love of my life completely cutting me out her life for no reason
pmsl, its prob cause you are a beta cuck
>wake up and Russia have shortened AGAIN
need death desu lids
>>67491685
>waking up
WAKE ME UP
>>67491685
>he's not topping up
>>67491661
I can only presume its the opposite actually. Too much of a Chad for her to trust
Just researching for my astronomy paper lids. According to NASA the reddest object in the solar system is a moon of Jupiter. I've just sent them an email with a screeshot of my EV book pmsl.
Is there any bets happening within the next couple of hours worth stabbing at?
>>67491774
Was lying in bed, browsing /bet/ before I feel asleep and I read this. No chance now, have work in 5 hours too pmsl.
>>67491774
pmsl
>>67491809
you to have a 3 digit roll @1.4
>Spend 11 months of the year getting gobbled up by Rossy
>Spend the other month getting gobbled up by Daniel Gould
When will I learn?
>>67491774
Pmsl
Everyone screenshot their roll
>>67491774
Standing on my bed Applauding you pal, Kebab man has just come round and he's had a little browse of this post, he's applauding too.... He's told me I don't have to pay for my kofte/shish kebab too. thx lid x
Large on Gama
Even Betfair admits it lads
>>67491995
FUCK
>>67491584
>>67491604
Saw that they got second half, wasn't bad watching it live as Netherlands was the most popular by far but first half has killed it for them pretty much. DAC on Bosnia but feel UAC for missing Iceland cup games.
>>67492031
why are you in Sweden?
Do you want us to call you BritSwede now?
wont be able to sleep tonight, i'm praying for russia todrift after tomorrows semis heads all over the gaff atm lids
>>67492069
clueless
>>67492007
>>67491774
>>67491002
>>67490894
>>67489805
liked these particular posts
>>67492031
What hope do we have on anybody but Russia winning? Need huge performances from Israel and Ukraine tomorrow
>>67492031
How did the 10 seconds of silence come across? Were the crowd given instruction to sing? His "I love you" helped compared to the last video but still feel it takes away from the performance. Thoughts on Armenia?
CSKA Moscow Youth
PSG
Sunderland
Liverpool
Is this a good accumulator? If not what would be?
>>67492264
Lose Weight
Find Friends
Have Sex
try that acca
>>67492277
Insane odds
>>67492277
I don't need to do any of those things, but evidently, you do.
>>67492264
You can always spot the greasy sixth formers when they say words like 'accumulator'.
Knew a lad who named his dog acca, was top bants lol
So boring without Hass and tinderposting zzzz. Going to bed fuck this.
>>67492357
Let me guess: you're either NEET with a low four figure/high three figure roll, attend an ex-poly or in the early stages of an apprenticeship.
>>67492412
Need HASS like I need a match.
Is there a way to block tipsters on TT, can't stand seeing alfaiatez pre-stake lotto shite every night.
>>67492734
>I've allways have been fascinated by betting. I see people getting millionaires eveyday by this kind of method. I want to bee one of them and i'm very happy if you want this too
Follow me and you'll not regret it. Let's do this together
pmsl
>>67492798
>alfaiatez' Followers
>Big_Al
Really seething at the thought of this prick being on TT
Need ARP to bait out this mug.
>>67483818
I did it.
I fucking did it.
It looked dire, but I did it.
who /uac/ here?
>>67492923
Well done m8
I fully expect Russia to win this year Eurovision, they have great song, great singer and like very often they go all in on the show and have light show and everything to do this as great as it gets. Russia have many neighboring countries (like Georgia, Belarus, Latvia and Estonia) who give them lots of points no matter how good the song is. But when the song and everything around is this good, they are going to win. The first semi final of two was earlier today and Russia perfomed and safely mad it into the final with an amazing show.
>>67491530
over in what sense?
>>67492994
France will take it senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67491995
well in lad
>>67494405
hey, only the 2 of us in /bet/
wuu2
>>67494471
Serious answer: Just got a new phone so I'm backing up all my data and boring shit like that to transfer it all over
Epic /bet/ meme answer: Staring at a book so red its like when my gf started reading 50 Shades of Gray the day her period started
>>67494471
3 of us pal.... I'm half cut, talking to some Paraguayan slut I met on tinder.
>>67494580
Sounds boring as fuck
Im on Spurs/OKC unders from 200 lids.
>>67494655
Not bad, im just trying to talk to this east asian living here, but its difficult.
>>67494580
terrible joke
>>67494655
how slutty, pics.
BASEBALL IS SUCH LOTTO SHITE
Seriously is there anyone who profits long term from betting on baseball? There doesn't seem to be anyway to predict a game, and it really boggle my mind.
Only lends more evidence to the argument that baseball players aren't athletes, because there doesn't seem to be any difference in skill between teams
Book look liking the KOP on Hillsboroughs 100th anniversary which coincides with a semi final against Barca.
>>67495145
ameribets probably claims to but he has negative ROI based on tips he has posted
>>67495218
Why do people bother? It's not like you can get insane lines inplay like with basketball either
>>67494964
Nothing special at all lid. She want's the pipe tho.
>>67495384
no ass at all, moderately white.
hope you're 23+
need thunder to cover or else I simply will not be eating well for the next few weeks
>>67495460
25 lid, got a system going with these sluts. Set my location to a random country I want to visit, charm a couple of sluts, they invariably tell me that I can stay at theirs for a few days... End up going to different countries without buying hotels and banging slightly average foreign chicks... Done it 2 months ago with 2 birds from Boston pmsl. 8 days over in the US without paying for a room once.... +ev
>>67495587
fuck.
>>67495384
are there no girls in the entire northern hemisphere who will sleep with you?
>>67495587
>things that never happened
>>67495646
Of course lid, I'm doing it for free holidays tho. One of these sluts from Boston took me to New York to meet her fucking gran ffs. I've got a jailbroken iphone with a location spoofer so I can still bet too.
>>67495684
pmsl, I'm actually being serious.
>>67495788
fair play lad, this is genius, I would also do this if I wasnt against fucking sluts
>>67495820
>I would also do this if I wasnt against fucking sluts
>>67496001
Who do you fuck
Do we have any spurs backers here hahaha
>>67496982
girls with no more than 1 or 2 previous sexual partners, preferably virgins though
>>67497213
hi
pretty annoyed.
>>67497283
are you the slut then
>>67497283
Do you ask them to fill out a form?
>>67497381
I've seen him post the exact same thing about a week ago.
>>67491774
Just got in from a day in the sun and the bevs. Decided to read through /bet/. This post made me so glad I did. Lying in bed clapping like a spaz on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Flatmate will not stop telling me to fuck off.
>>67497582
Talking big sense here pal, its the most an aussie has contributed in months.
>>67495145
There are algorithms
>>67497582
hey how can I bet on your tips in america? I cant open an account at betfair or 365
I know I can use a VPN but I dont want to risk having my winnings confiscated
I saw what you did there, luckswing u lttl rat
>>67498834
did he aftertime
>>67498920
Nah he live tipped caps in ice lotto and deleted the post when they conceded pmsl
Where can I rewatch the semi-final 1?
>>67499561
Eurovision YouTube...
Georgia - Not to qualify is free money lids, song is tez
