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2nd for tired of Juve guy gimmick
>gimmick
>not recognising the plight of the poor
>tfw didn't realise I woke up so early and was wondering why /bet/ was so dead
state of my Eurovision book edition
belting CSKA Moscow reserves 1H handis
can't stop re-backing minute-based goal markets in the tianjin match, - and overs completely butchered
haoxin looking like a bunch of malnourished children, tianjin will get 1-2 more in the first
>>67502006
DAC
been absolutely useless since the first zzz
>>67502006
/MAFIA/
Is betting illegal in russia? Never see any flags
>>67502186
only russian mafia can gamble
Any good bets for semifinal 2
>>67502214
Ukes are free money
goddamn it feels good to get large on a +2.25 and 5 minutes later the line crashes to +0.5
>>67502396
any info you could find?
I have a bit on +1 1H purely an rball bet
line spasticated
>>67502235
Ukes?
>>67502412
Ukraine
Spartak -0.5 FH
@1.9
Russian Mafia will go for it
>>67502404
spent a while scrounging through the results and it quickly became apparent that the line was set based on GD/points and looked way too big, should have been a smed but gut made me go large 2bh
really hope one of you early birds got on tianjin though, cutting through them like a hot knife through butter the whole game
>>67502430
Scared, price should shortening a lot more
Rossy Boy did again
PMSL
>>67502430
That's it, I'm unfollowing you. And don't expect I'll be back anytime soon!!
>>67502611
>not tipped on TT
>>67502618
I have an extension that follows posters on here and gives me push notifications. I'm unfollowing you on here.
91st minute. Really guy busy wanking or awful awful match?
going to be a long walk if targu slags don't pick up the slack. already have them in my top 5 highest losses from last year, they WANT that redemption
>>67502658
Rball
Posting from phone sorry liddos
>>67502664
Need them too, high staking everything until euro vision is paid off
>>67502676
surely 2 goals is not a lot to ask for when they are averaging 17.5 over the last 2 games
>>67502745
Some of their key players are off today though
>>67502745
…..
don't know whether to hope for a quick goal for some value or cash out straight away. absolutely dire match, can't imagine what was going on in my head when that -1.75 from 0-1 down seemed generous to me
Galatasaray U21 HT Result
@2.4
If it loses quiting /bet/
>>67502793
That's enough QUITTING
>>67502793
bye bye
>>67502793
Only seeing @ 1.44 here pal
>>67502780
Come back. I got on DC @2
>>67502658
Why does my bet365 app not show rball?
>>67502793
Screencapped and forwarded to the janni
HABBENING
>2 pens in 2 mins
LE FIX IS IN
Absolute scenes!
DC game strong. You filthy slags, love it
>>67502793
>>67502812
>1-0
Shit nigga. It was 2.7 @ comeon, but the receipt says 1.6 (wut).
So is Gala U21 SW a re-back?
lads I put a bet on last night for west ham to win and both teams to score
5 euro at 5/1
>>67502846
Targu sw is the bet
>>67502857
too late
>>67502861
actually re-backed very irresponsibly based on the fact that we're dealing with gypsies here and i know gypsies very well. 2 penalties in 2 minutes is typical cigan trickery
>>67502851
Ok.
>targu shooting the ball instead of collapsing in the box for easy pens
S H A K I N G
>>67502793
Welp, hope you've packed your bags
>>67502892
Obviously it was just a typo and he meant the U19 team.
good morning. wtb lads
Targu pls
Not even gonna get the DC.
Targu slags, never again n
PMSL down insane, targu slags stay destroying my roll, SUCH a disgusting dirty cigan trap game
pmsl
>Targu concedes 3 min in injury time
LE FIX WAS NOT LE IN
>>67502868
Good man.
Time to chase
Still think Gala U21 DNB is aight, gonna go for it in 2nd half
absolutely SEETHING, missed gala u19 ht chase and my sweet sweet juniorul slags large who dropped from +2.25 to +0.5 after my bet and to 0 later on ended up an embarassing half win
Please tell me why you're not on Leicester to win against chelsea at those ridiculous odds
>>67502970
U wot? Chelsea is playing Lpool.
>>67502981
At the weekend lad so even more value because Chelsea will be done in after Liverpool
>>67502970
>>67502981
Oh, the game on Sunday, not tonight.
any opinions on krasnodar -? looks like they should cover the -1.5 easily
>>67502970
Leicester lose this game. Don't even put money on this. Really please don't.
One of the biggest cheers of the night came up as Douwe Bob qualified for The Netherlands. The popular country song continues to build momentum and the dark horse is ready to battle it out in the final on Saturday where he will perform in the first half of the final.
>>67503000
Yeah I think they should cover that
>>67503004
bet you've been saying that all season pmsl
which one of you lids is this?
>>67503012
got on, -1.5 is now @1.68 from evens though krylya getting shots in. need winners like A I R
>>67503032
>U17
sounds immoral to me
Last slice of last night's Domino's. Courtesy of cybu eurovision tips.
Hopefully have some tonight as well
>>67503049
>getting toppings
>>67503033
W...what?
>>67503049
Why the fuck did you splooge on your pizza?
>>67503033
25
The easy way to do fractions, if you bet the number on the right you profit the number on the left.
>>67503033
I dont get it.
Gala 11111111
One more PLS
>>67503095
But that's not the question. The question is:
If you bet 10 poons on 5/2 or 2.5 odds, which of the three sums do you win IN ADDITION to getting your stake back. Since 15 poons isn't an option, they're all wrong.
>Gala getting demolished by literal Goat farmer apprentices
kek
>>67503103
pmsl lumped on 0.0 after it was 1-1
>>67503118
Yep yep.. off to a great day of betting..
Republic of Ireland U18 @7.5 / DNB @4.9
>>67503105
Must be nibs. Left hand side is the profit, right hand side is the stake.
5/2
bet is ten
?/10
10/2 = 5
5*5 =25
25/10
10 stake + 25 profit
"as well as stake" so excluding stake "what will you get back" so the profit
25, A
>>67503143
awful bet, getting battered this half
>>67503143
not on 365. not betting on it.
>>67503151
Worth a try seeing as they were up in the first half.
need galatasary DC more then air
>>67503161
please don't post bets here
>>67503105
PMSL
Fractional doesn't convert to decimal the same as in normal maths you fucking idiot. 5/2 = 2.5 in normal maths. 5/2 = 3.5 in odds. Because stake is not included in fractional. So 5/2 = 2.5 = 2.5 PROFIT not total.
How much did you get out of your bubblegums before they got limited?
>tfw you get entrapped by an undercover cop into betting on lower league aussie overs
>>67503191
>getting limited
>not backing massive mainstream bets so your account is hugely -ve on paper while laying them on an exchange.
You're actual scum.
>Krasnodar youth still haven't scored against the worst def in the league
Hows the morning betting been lads?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2016/may/11/trump-has-to-be-the-next-president-american-history-dictates-it-video
>>67503193
What i like to do here is to wait for the fhg odds to drop to 0.5 fhg, then make a double to get odds of evens, hardly ever fails, unless early goals of course.
>>67503205
That guys voice.
Dropped after 3 seconds.
Do Americans actually talk like this? Why is it so whiny and nasal. I'd rather have a scottish woman with irnbru teeth gargle down my ear then listen to that shit all day.
Krasnodar 1111111111
Need one more
On Seoul HT, already regret it
>>67503280
got 25 units on Daegu fgs @4.3
shaking
>>67503205
should put trigger warnings on this lid. very racist and unpatriotic
should I put a bet on brendan rodgers being the next celtic manager?
he's 2/1
>>67503350
If you want to lose money, yeah sure.
>>67503362
well it's not going to be roy keane and sure as shit isn't going to be >moyes
>>67503378
then bet on it pal, just saying things like that are never a cert. lot of things can happen between now and then.
>>67503293
Unit is 10 pound? Seems big bet
1111111111111111
up insane
>>67503293
congrats
>>67503425
thanks pal, sorry about your ht bet.
i've got daegu sw @ 11 with just 5 units but thinking of cashing out. probably worth rebacking seoul
Where is the anon with the thai info?
Just got back from food.
Can someone just tell me what the bet is?
>>67503528
Where's food?
>>67503528
what did you have famalam?
>>67503528
Blacked Asians -
>>67503541
kitchen, spoonfeed me.
>>67503558
Frosties
>>67503559
This sounds racist.
>>67503526
Bangkok but not really info just better
Got a ten quid loyalty bonus.
What should I put it on? Something odds > 10
>>67503608
England to win euro's, Eurovision and stay in eu Acca 1765-1
It's coming home
>>67503144
>>67503187
>Fractional doesn't convert to decimal the same as in normal maths you fucking idiot. 5/2 = 2.5 in normal maths. 5/2 = 3.5 in odds.
W..what? Why would they do that? What the fug is the point of the pic then?
Official Thread Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrN4TkP1TMw
daegu 0-2 sheet
Daegu 222222
Massive upset in this cup game!
>>67503650
Glad I didn't back Seoul in 2nd half. Still gonna be up today if Krasnodar don't concede.
>>67503660
Good to hear mate. Yeah I've got Kras too. There should be some good matches on later so more chance for some profit. Any up is good anyway.
333333333 kras
went for daegu o2.5
Tfw no gf to give me tips about the Armenian 3rd division
Just put a 3 figure each way on Malta.
The tits on that lady, not an unpopular country. Easily top 4 and @19 sw you can't lose.
Opinions? BT?
>>67503628
Fractional odds when multiplied by your stake give total profit, decimal odds when multiplied by your stake give total profit + stake
>>67503737
So isn't the answer £35?
>>67503772
No because he asked for the return EXCLUDING STAKE
Fucking hell I hope you guys never go on quiz shows. Absolute embarrassment.
>>67503787
pmsl nibs
the question was horribly worded
>>67503815
not really
>>67503815
if you never went to school, maybe
>>67503830
>>67503840
>as well as getting your stake back, what would you win
sounds a lot like profit + stake
>>67503737
Yeah, I understood as much. Y tho.
>>67503772
The return is 35 in total, yes. The question is what do you get in return excluding the stake, which is 25.
>>67503851
>As well as
Which means "in addition to"
In addition to your stake, what would you win.
As in, "you get your stake back and what do you also get back after that?"
hey guys why is Russia so firmly no1 for the euro vision. Their like/dislike ratio and view count on youtube isnt that encouraging.
Is it because it's rigged?
Is there an english word for sports fans who keep track of lots of statistics and where players have played before and stuff like that? Inb4 virgin
>>67503861
Russian punters, it's a no hoper
Seoul comeback incoming?
>>67503865
soccerway
>>67503872
seoul to win in extra time
>>67503865
statto
wtb
>>67503892
Sounds reasonable
>>67503933
>not me gusta
>>67503939
This, VERY dissapointed.
Bangkok odds good enough for me now
>>67503933
bloods in a kettle
Just got a new card without withdrawing money out of Bet365. Which was deposited with my old card. Have I just lost that money forever?
>>67503987
pmsl IMAGINE them being able to do that
>>67503987
yep mate, unlucky
portugal goals when pls
>>67503987
your bank account is still the same you mong
>>67503987
:'( i cry evrytim
Rball guy in the Bangkok Glass game must be drunk
Once you'll start betting seriously, you'll understand what I mean. "Happy" for you if you still can bet on Marathon bet and similar bookies :)
>>67504059
won't post my picks here but in long term is much more profitable a tipster win real 10% in Asia then another with 30%+ in anonymous bookies. 1st one is real money, 2nd is just numbers and popularity
>>67504059
>>67504067
He's got a point tbf lids
>>67504075
what I wanted to say. It's relative. For you and others is impressive, for me is nothing special
>>67504081
please come into contact with the inside of a vagina
>>67504265
pmsl nibs
>>67504265
>not following tt drama
didn't realise 365 was offering a 50 quid risk free today boys.
stack gainer such a fucking fraud. portugal goals when.
>>67504289
Im on and have lost 6/6 today, so never
also
>following rball babbies
anyone know what happened to beijing bg vs shanghai ... game didn't happen?
>>67504315
SIPG won 1-0
>>67504296
I've got about 400 squiddies on -1 European Handi
LOL
>>67504340
25 minutes left. already down as a loss.
>>67504340
been topping up all game on handis for a huge loss chase, cant even bear to count up how much Ive got on but it's probably in multiple thousands by now
>>67504358
Average goals per game is around 3.
this game, 0-0.
shoot me in the back of the head while i sleep.
>>67504372
>>67504372
fuck portugal fuck
wtb to chase portugal loses.
might just put it all on something stupid.
>>67504478
>something stupid.
Johor
>0-0
zzzzzzzz
keko aftertiming AGAIN pmsl
>>67504509
would love to bottle the kid
>Khazar penalty turned into a corner
Wat? Would've won me the O2.5 1st half bet, too + option to reback. zzzzzzz
w2chase portugal losses
Portugal bring on their prolific goal scorer in last 5 minutes.
Never wanted to win, theyre already through.
Disgusting tip from stack.
mam just walked in as i was looking at my eurovision book, face went as red as my screen pmsl
>>67504562
tez
Anyone else on the eflborg train?
Lads I matched a blonde haired blue eye bettor on tiddy. I NEED Hass so I don't ruin this.
>>67504660
>4-1
>train
Get back to revision lad, you're still only on chapter 2 of of your CGP psychology revision guide
>>67504683
This ends at least 1-8 you stinky rat.
>>67504705
pmsl i don't even know what you're trying to do here
wtb cska moscow
Maribor rape inc.
>>67504048
What was the final score?
>>67504738
>Can't even stay onside
kek
>>67504753
3:1
>>67504738
on o3, Maribor defense also tez
Johor 111111111
>>67504683
What A levels did you do mate?
>>67504792
nah mate non of all that
to busy fingering our vicky down selly alley
bet u a fuckin virgin
cska 11111111
>>67504682
pics
>>67504792
Creative Writing, Further maths and Sociology mate
that German here
>joined le shrewd tipster group
>deposited 800€ two weeks ago
>placed 100€ on every admin tip
>be today
>have 1.600€ in my account and just sent 800€ to my paypal
plan worked perfectly. From now on I literally could only lose my profit.
And that's not going to happen as I will still only follow le shrewd tipster
>>67504825
who's the tipster?
>>67504682
Hass is a fraud.
Ask if she has any tips and then after her response say something along the lines of "I'll give you my tip." obv make it more flirty but it depends on what she says.
>>67504825
good for you m80, great br management
>>67504825
I'm up 3.5k (Strong Brit money) in 2 weeks just following shit on /bet/. Ultimate leech? Don't care.
>>67504819
Fuck off.
>>67504835
Hass is such a f r a u d I know but he's senpai.
>>67504833
t4tw
Euan is honestly a god. Need to be a girl so I can feel him inside me. SO jealous of the 8+.
Johor 2, ez pz, uac, etc.
cska HT
After two months herein with yield 15,26% win ratio 65,82% and a profit 146,05 i am happy to say that i have a good performance here.the amount requested as contribution is too small.if you imagine that if you follow all my games just like i playthen you will recognize that the assistance is insignificant before profits.good luck to all.
What did he mean by this?
S-surely Maribor will start the goal train soon, right??
>>67504901
He's saying he wants money for his tips
Not everyone speaks English as a first language and you shouldn't be rude to those that have trouble with it.
He speaks his home language and is doing alight at least one more.
I'm sure that's more than you ever will.
Lao will score the last goal
Anyone else got money on all boys reserves?
no info
just liked the name teehee
what does this have tod ow ith sport? Are you guys retarded?
>>67504939
Void this
>>67504956
>implying this thread doesn't bring half of /sp/orts traffic
get out lewdie
>>67504969
He's just mad that he doesn't get paid while he's shitposting on /sp/
>>67504956
you're mom
>>67504926
So new you've still got your hymen. Please go.
>>67504956
fuck off u lttl rat
>>67504956
Fucking poor boy. Go back to your 5 days a week job while I bring in 5k a week tax free, no pension but I get a wank break every 30min.
>>67505026
>>67504997
>>67504969
I get banned all the time for making "off-topic" threads that hardly are off-topic. And this thread stays up?
Fuck you.
Go to /mu/ or whatever if youw ant to talk about this degenerate shit. I can even understand a thread on /pol/ for this but not on /sp/, it couldn't be more unrelated.
Hope you all die.
>>67505074
That's some blatant projection/delusion.
>>67505077
pmsl
Are you guys actually watching every single game you bet on?
>>67505089
I'm not 12-16. No idea what this means.
>>67505077
please void this
>>67505077
Your book must be so so so red too. Feel your pain mate.
>>67505102
nibs
>>67505077
>Go to /mu/ or whatever if youw ant to talk about this degenerate shit.
I'm a /bet/ regular but i DO think we should make a Eurovision version of /bet/ on /mu/ for the semi and final.
Thoughts pals?
>>67505077
>not being able to afford to pay off the jannis
hahahahahahhahahahha
Reported unrelated shit thread.
>>67505101
>game
Shut up, Ahmed.
How poor do you actually have to be to bet money in hope making a few hundred bucks?
>>67505074
how much you up for the year?
>>67505077
Please have sex
>>67505109
Any potentials today Euan pal? Got a hot date tomorrow need some dosh otherwise she's coming to my gaff for an ice sandwich.
>mackers
Why are betfags 90% Anglos? How poor are guys over there?
>>67505118
>how poor do you have to be to make five figure sums weekly without doing anything but watch sports
>>67505137
What's he on now?
>>67505138
On my knees BEGGING you to have sex.
kraut begging for (you)s
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67505140
But you usually don't even make this much money and your need for it says more than a thousand words regardless.
Also,
>games
>>67505155
You are not some rich pimp underworld broker just because you bet your tocket money on random shit from now and then, anon. You have to wake up.
Pmsl at Germany not knowing we are all here to pay off our 3rd lambo's we bought for our younger brother.
>>67505181
more like younger sister ;)
>>67505174
I've reported you for off topic posting in our sports related betting thread.
Enjoy your ban, say hi to Albania for me u fucking slug.
>>67505193
you dropped your gay card mate
>>67505174
>you have to be poor to want to make investments for my children and my children's children
the absolute STATE of this bait zzzzzzzzzz
>>67505118
I've never bet a day in my life but you sound butthurt as fuck, was just asking if people in here spend the time to watch all the games they bet on because I read through it and some guys have huge lists of running bets and nobody can watch all those games or events. I read the faq so I take that question back it's already solved for me.
Anyways go get laid, get a hobby, get a job, read a book or I don't know man you really shouldn't shittalk strangers over the internet unless you're a normal guy whose vent it is to shout at strangers on the internet for their lifestyle choices and how they chose to spend their money.
I mean why are you so angry over some people writing words over the internet that hurt nobody?
You can hide the thread.
>This is my first time coming to this thread I ask a question to understand betters and I get shittalked by a virgin over saying games
>>67504899
JUST
>there are morons arguing in this thread while gems like this are being posted
>>67505039
>>67505216
Here's your fucking (You) you limp wristed Labour voting ex-poly worm.
>>67505216
Take down your refugees welcome poster.
>>67505213
Watching the games you bet on is awfully time inefficient when you could use that time to research more bets mate.
Everyone knows this.
>>67505039
>regret.jpg
Oh no, an entire 10 NOK!
>>67505213
You're right pal. I'm only averaging 1.3k a day this month. So boring zzzzz.
>>67505202
Nothing about this is even remotely sports related.
>>67505207
If you have to follow some boring as fuck event and literally have to HOPE to make some three digits, of course you're a poorfag.
>>67505213
>Anyways go get laid, get a hobby, get a job, read a book
You do this, eternal Ahmed. It's the fifth post I made on /sp/ this week while this is your home and family.
Nothing changes the fact this thread is unrelated.
Fucking piece of shit mods, stop being foorfags and delete this thread. Stop ignoring your own fucking rules.
The people who post in /bet/ get so angry so easily.
It's hilarious.
/heem/ says hi
Get a JOB, you fucking Anglo hobos.
>>67505262
no one is angry except the German
Imagine being able to out do juveguy for the worst gimmick in the last 24 hours.
Pmsl at germany
>>67505252
Please have sex.
>>67505262
just shitposting, friend. Say, you got any more fun face punching webms? Thanks
>>67505264
But this is my job
>>67505280
failed your exams then lid pmsl?
>>67505264
>Current Year
>Having a traditional job.
PMSL
Enjoy your student loan re-payments, enjoy your tax, enjoy your national insurance, enjoy your lack of job security.
Enjoy your state-run care home.
>>67505229
I didn't know this but it makes a lot of sense
>>67505233
That's a lot of money, good for you.
>>67505252
Alright you're 100% trolling
>Get a moment of worry that one of your people is mentally ill and want to help him
>Turns out to be a troll
>>67505278
just for you
>>67505310
What is that guy made of? Why doesn't he go down? Russians have those thick Neanderthal skulls for sure.
>>67505310
thanks mate
>>67505321
Cyborg's a HUEHUE I think.
>>67505321
Cyborg is a brazillian steroid head.
>>67505321
He's Brazilian and at the time of this fight there was practically no drug testing done in mma, also the guy he is fighting is known for being a volume puncher and to not try to knock guys out with every punch.
He tires them with his punches and then he starts using more power once they are too tired to dodge punches
>>67501939
Underrated image
>>67505310
would love to have a passionate chin testing discussion with you my friend, i feel we could both benefit from sharing our experiences, best regards
Goals when?
Starting to think o3 in the Maribor game was a big mistake desu
>>67505414
unders was the bet. nub.
Pohronie 0ah is the official chase bet
cannot stop rebacking Viitorul
>>67505450
>leaf tip
D R O P P E D
>>67505457
same lid, can't believe unibet had the line at -3.75 at 1-0 when it was -6 on bet365. Already up sums tbqh
222222222222222222
such a -ve day
awful awful
>>67505450
not too lewd, unders good too if not better
pretty interesting promotion race in 2nd slovak league, 3 teams with 47 and 2 with 46 all fighting for that one promotion place
>Viitorul concede
boring predictable bollocks zzzzz
>letting people like Big_al and inplay2g follow the /bet/ account
disgusting
>>67505542
and now there will be no more goals.
me mam gonna be fuming if these slags don't score
chasing all my losses over the past few days on topping up on Russia lays. If they win, it's all over I'm afraid
Haven't bought a replica shirt since the 97 version made us look like we were wearing nappies,so I don't really care.But how hard can it be?
>>67505669
Talking big sense there pal
QUESTION TIME
does any shrewdie actually bet on FT draws as part of their range of bets or perhaps a smaller stake alternative to a +? very rarely see one tipped outside of fixes or those friendly serie A draws
>>67505698
Much harder to predict then other things.
What is Nick Goff's net worth?
>>67505718
£5
>>67505718
50p
someone rate my accumulator
i spent my final £10 on it and i took advice from tipstertube
maribor get
freerolling in this Maribor game lids. Surreal feeling.
>>67505698
in my last 3500 bets i've only bet the draw once, because it was fixed
>>67505709
Then other things what?
>>67505735
please rate should i cash out?
>>67505735
0.5/10
>>67505753
yeah i'm similar to that, used to do the dirty X once in a fortnight when i thought for example that the favourite could only pull one goal back late and wanted more value but kicked the habit over time
Just need 1 more from slags to pull me out of red for the day
>>67505780
what's wrong
>>67505813
Accas are -EV
>>67501557
Hello, I'm from the future. I'm here to let you know that Sevilla will win the La Copa del Rey Final, and the Europa League Final, and then after that they will beat Atlético & Barcelona in the UEFA Super Cup Final and the Spanish Super Cup Final. BET NOW.
>>67505835
why? can you give me (1) reason? all my friends told me accumulators are good to get better odds
dukla banska bystrica to hold the lead @1.83 still value, nothing but them in the 2nd, need points like A I R
>>67505845
>from the future
>chose to travel back to Mexico of all places
>>67505850
time to get new friends
>>67505878
zzz tez set piece goal, apologise for this one lids. motivation still gives hope though
>>67505955
>>67505955
literally in the bet countdown for @7 odds to win and they score. Lowered to 1.65.
dukla 2222
flagellating myself for cashing out a tiny on o3 literally seconds before those 2 goals happened but whatever
People still replying to juv zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Need Gooz back tbqh
:^)
also have to take liptovsky -0.25 @ evens, need points for the title race, pretty dominant judging from rball and text feed , slovan B with worst defense and on the road shouldn't stay in the way 2bh
>>67505881
will you be my friend
>>67506036
111111111
>>67506036
Fug, I only put a small on. Good eyes, badly faked kebab remover.
>>67505470
Hup
If Jamala has anything to do with it, that whole Sochi thing ain't happening next year #Eurovision
adore betting on local leagues, up surreal glad you lids got on
Will bulgaria qualify?
>>67506237
How much are you up this month?
Absolutely DAC today
>>67506237
Glad to have you back lid. What was with the hiatus a few months back?
>>67506270
Just how? Slovakia tipped 3 winners in the past hour
>>67506236
Need her to S.L.A.Y. tonight. Yaaaas queen!
>>67506277
His mum died lid :(
>>67506259
bout 2.5k from a 180 deposit like 10 days ago so pretty happy with myself, though was at 4k and did some very bad things. to be fair i was doing double the usual stake percentage due to roll size so not really that impressive
>>67506335
nana did :-( mummy's fine and well
>>67506441
Sorry to hear about that lid. Good to have you back x
>>67506270
same lad. was making £1k a day for a week until 3 days ago, been losing £2k a day for the past 3. Giving the free money back to the bookies :^)
>>67506503
£917.60
£2,142.14
£275.44
£2,910.02
£1,326.62
£176.13
£1,695.21
£541.40
£550.35
-£2,431.10
-£463.89
Might take tomorrow off pmsl
>>67506479
thanks for the sympathy lid, gonna cut the blogging now before it's too late
should be goals in the nitra game, o2.25 worth a small can't imagine a goalless 2nd, will re-back if zvolen equalise early
krasnodar ht + zenit ht
Just booked a hair cut for tomorrow, is 15 quid reasonable?
>>67506601
New shop opened up just round the corner and it says £6 in the window. Seems VERY reasonable to me that.
>>67506294
It's tomorrow night you melt
Down 65 units for the day, weeeeeew.
Who's got on Norwegian? lillestrom looking strong.
>>67506626
probably run by joe dakis though
>>67506510
can you lend me £50, literally pocket change for you
>>67506681
tryna get promoted from littl rat to resident smelly hobo beggar?
>>67506681
Worst gimmick of all time
>>67506725
>gimmick
btw guys i will make a tipstertube account, it'll cost £10 a month to follow me. advanced warning =)
>>67506626
My hairdresser is only £7 for what I get, very decent cut.
Cant even imagine the utter mongs that spend £50 on a haircut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb7C5V_Tn-I
Topping up Russia lay
FemmeFattale what a fucking fraud
Soligorsk goal when?!
>>67506851
worst game ever
i put £50 on 1.5 goals or more to try and recuperate.
gonna blacklist that guy
>>67506851
>Blindly following the tips of someone who only has 18 posted tips.
Wew
>>67506862
The last 50 you had for food for the rest of the month?
zzzzzzz
>>67506840
genuinely a great song
>>67506878
yes i will die now
>>67506862
pmsl
>>67506840
>>67506881
...but I'm still not sure if it'll win even though it's the best song I've seen so far and a great performance, it's very dark as far as Eurovision standards go
>>67506851
>Following tips from someone who refers to themselves as plural
First sign of a fraud
So,
Ukraine
Australia
Bulgaria
Serbia
Belgium
and Israel are pretty much qualified from s-f 2. What are the 4 other countries lids?
>>67506922
you've not posted tips in ages. hurry up, also can i borrow a tenner
111111111111111111111
>>67506922
But Lux does this
>>67506920
Depends on draw, but it's so much better than Russia, I'm still refusing to believe Russia wins.
>>67506941
I dont just tip random shite mate. No.
This is a tex gimmick.
>>67506962
please refer to >>67506922
>>67506939
Slovenia worth a nibble, Ireland too. Norway is a lay at odds on.
>>67506962
he never even posts tips
>>67506996
Thinking about laying Latvia and georgia, what do you think?
>>67506939
uganda
>>67507023
Wouldn't bother with Latvia. Poland maybe worth a lay
>>67506996
>>67507049
>muh laying
cringe
>>67506939
There's a video from a gay sjw press guy that thought Switzerland was better than expected at huge odds to qualify
Sound betting here
one more Nitra please
>>67506910
post proof
Any norgies on?
What you boys thinking?
>>67507083
>muh celibacy
shaking my head
Everyone on the gent u21 bet?
invested 50 units....
>>67507127
Excuse me?
Odd BK DC @ 4.5
+
o6 @2
>>67507188
wins
>arp stealing king keko's tip
where is cybu's tip? cannae find it
need a nitra 3rd like A I R
AEROS VULT
>>67507367
probably for the best. its not coming in.
>>67507449
;_;
cheers
If Russia wins on saturday ARP is FINISHED.
>>67507499
2 (TWO) Special Stakes
DAC at nitra
If you follow two tipsters at 30% ROI.
Does it give you an overall ROI of 60% or does it remain 30%?
Cheers.
>>67507542
remains at 30%
In what world do Sweden not win by -4.5 against kazi's in ice lotto.
>>67507499
Praying for it
>>67507542
30*30=900%
>>67507166
What's this then?
>>67507542
60% obviously.
>>67507499
Not really feeling these semi final bets
>>67507562
JUST.
Rebacking tbqh
>>67507562
ruh roh
>>67507515
a small stake half-loss or a void for some lid, really shouldn't be missing more than that. pixelpunters on the minus celebrating, overs was still the better bet imo
>>67507557
>>67507568
>>67507582
Please, I genuinely cant work it out, I am being retarded I know.
SUCH a bad bet tipped L A R G E by CyBu pmsl
>>67507670
it stays at 30
>>67507670
If you follow 2 tipsters, you have to invest twice as much so your ROI remains at 30%
>>67507680
>following cybus tips
kek, KEK
>>67507604
on small
>>67507670
30 but your profit would be higher and yield doesn't pay the rent.
im assuming equal stakes
>CyBu4
dropped
>>67507723
down and concerned
>>67507542
30%of 30% about 10%
it goes down.
>>67507728
so profit > yield?
>missed penalty
down life tbqh
>>67507875
depends
Should never have been a penalty, nigger stole it.
>>67507908
missed an open goal after as well.
utter scum
This is my fault lids, literally cannot win a bet at the moment. Just had a look at my spreadsheet. I've lost 18 of my last 23 bets. zzzz
>>67507929
>racism
Wow
>>67507929
please refrain from using such offensive language please.
Ljungskille goal when?
These fuckers like to draw, but cmon, 10 shots on target..
>>67507875
well they're obviously linked closely but it's best to get a good balance. you may have an insane yield but only bet pennies on marathon, let's say you have a 75% yield but only turnover 2k a month in bets due to limits. on the other hand if you're turning over a huge amount of money in asia you don't need a good yield to make good money, eg if you turnover 150k a month in asia you only need a 1% yield to make the same as the marathon bet example
it's clear to me that it's important to find a balance between turning over a lot of money while keeping a good yield, its a balancing act. theres no correct answer to which is better but for me profit is important in "real life" while yield is important to tipsters and shills
CyBu can't win a bet to save his life.
PMSL
Ballklubb goal WHEN?
Who tipped that overs lotto shite? Stupid bet
>>67508048
>knowing this little about football
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Odd deserve to concede more, just because of their goalkeeper's TEZ barnet.
need another goal more then air
>missing a header from 2 yards out
awful standard of football here Norway
down 800 for the day. whats the chase?
>>67508141
Lay Russia
>>67508159
this
66666666666666666
Sweden SWEEPING up
>Ljunskile
Is this a fucking joke?
>Ljungskille
12 shots on target, 1 goal. Their opponents: 2 shots on target, 2 goals.
>>67508243
This is your fucking fault
Should have known..
Rebacking Sweden game o9.5
Euan going to have a better yield than ARP
>>67508271
Doubt it, I'm up INSANE.
>>67508304
He's earned it
>>67508313
you fucking kraut cunt
look what youve made them do.
>>67508304
understandable with greasy 6th formers tipping these sorts of bets
oh theres been some early goals MUST be some more
cringe
NEED Valerenga goal PLS
reffocs here - where're you guys at? hop onto my tips ASAP, i'm the one to ask for all things cricket
>>67508417
Can't score 10 girls without first scoring 2 goals
Odd literally playing diabolical football, just launching EVERY single ball 60 yards to the balck guy. Feel sorry for the fans that pay to watch this absolute shower of shite.... horrific.
>thought Sweden -6.5 was the same as -5.5
Pmsl at myself
>>67508440
>i'm the one to ask for all things cricket
How do you stay awake while watching it?
CyBu tip
Not on.
>>67508440
Hass?
>>67508463
>pmslams
Kinda wanna put a small one on Salzburg. As the odds reflect, their lineup is tez, but should be good enough to beat Grodig who are utter shite.
Liverpool BTTS
>>67508486
>talking down cricket
fuck off senpai, a true brit wouldn't do such a thing
need a world Sweden quarter
>>67508588
>quarter
>only 3 of them
BT here. I never realised how bad Russia came across on tv, it definitely seemed better in the arena. Can't stop laying.
>>67508630
shilling this hard
>>67508621
>being pedantic
PMSL. Whenever I consider betting on a team you can be certain they concede just 5 minutes later.
Rebacking, even if it may end in tears.
>>67508671
>being a stupid cunt who will bet on anything even if he has 0 knowledge of it
Eurovision will make or break ARP.
Euan LICKING his lips at potential overtaking him in ROI.
BIG few days for /bet/ and TT as a whole.
>all odds in CS Dock game @2.75 at once
surreal
also only winning because I didnt get on
>>67508692
>being this mad
How down are you mate?
Going to wait til Sunderland DNB is @ 2 and lump £30 on
>>67508795
awful bet
Rapid Vienna will turn it around
In too deep on Sion Swift Slags, need goals and need them fast.
>>67508844
>you will never go deep in a Sion Swift slag
>>67508681
1111111
trump bro's
ww@
>>67508630
Hmm yesterday you scared me, did you get into dress rehearsals today?
What the fuck Sweden you fucking cucks
>Albania is a brit in a call center on a proxy
>Sweden is BT without question
explain this
ARP got such banter desu
>>67509154
?? Why were you backing Sweden not overs at this point.
1 more lads
>>67509154
PMSL
kek kek kek kek kek kek
>>67509200
thanks lid
>>67509330
>impersonating me
what happened to sweden? not watching but i bet a fair bit on them
>>67509365
zzz i'm responsible for all of arp's good bets, and some of the good banter
>>67509393
remove this. 80% of the banter is me.
>>67509369
Tanking so as to not hurt feelings
think there must be some WIND in vestmannaeyjarr tonight lids
Would love it if the whole of tt were on Russia not to win special, imagine the scenes when it wins. ARP would become the king of bet.
>>67509501
thats not where the play the match
YES Sunderland fuck yes
Scenes!
>>67509573
The ROOF would be OFF
>>67509663
hate pga slugs using this term
pmsl @ Everton
Flatanon on suicide watch
Need 2 more Sion Swifts goals. Really can't contemplate losing ANOTHER bet zzz
If you were to go on vacation alone, where would you go? Feeling a bit adventurous, got 2 more weeks off and im UAC.
>>67508671
>being retarded
>>67508630
Are you going to the final? Will you be wearing a yellow t-shirt and holding a banner of some kind?
>>67509928
colombia
>>67510000
Not that adventurous tbqh
>>67509928
pattaya
>>67509928
Lestah. Celebrate the PL title with Huth
>>67510016
think he supports Newcastle pal
>>67510047
If I wanted shit weather I'd just stay here
New thread on /mu/?
>>67510069
As does BT
>>67510092
As does Big_Al
Do Breidablik slags have another one in them in 1st half?
>>67510129
YES LARGE
>>67510092
Imagine losing 5 figures on Russia lay and your team being relegated pmsl
Will CyBu ever win a bet?
Discuss
>>67510160
He's winning the Sacaschispas bet
NEED Rapid Vienna goals NOW.
If I'm unbanned, there's one thing I'd like to know:
Who /outshagging/ tonight? Going to introduce myself as one who makes his living betting six figure sums on the Eurovision Song Contest
>>67510468
wheres the shirt from?
>>67509928
If you've got money go to Pattaya or Angeles.
>>67510160
Cracovia just scored to HUP his 0 AH.
>>67510496
Pattaya sounds sweet, just don't know if it's worth it when no one's coming with me.
>>67510484
Acne
Will Russia really lose?
Am I truly a Swedish lower league judge?
Will Cybu ever win a bet?
>>67509928
I'd probably go to Rome just because i really want to go
>>67510564
It's better alone lid.
Roberto Martinez good
>>67508519
>>67508681
>>67508941
22222222
>>67510570
>Acne
pmsl
yes
no
yes
>>67510584
Why? No witnesses when I'm wasted and "accidently" take a ladyboy home?
>>67510564
You ever been in Berghain lid?
>>67510615
go alone, seriously.
>>67510619
Yes, what do you want to know?
MACKERS WANTS 25K ON SUNDERLAND 0.0
>>67510626
nonce
>>67510619
Which uni you at?
>>67510615
Going with other people causes dramas, someone always falls in love.
>>67509928
>German
>profitable
Go to Israel and join your brethren
>>67510639
Is it really as degenerate as they say? Do you need to look sexually ambiguous to get in?
>>67510707
I've already been to Israel, that's where I bought my "betting notebook" as a souvenir
All these US open cup games tonight, hope you've got a worldie lined up Ian.
PMSL at the state of CyBus tips.
>>67510731
No atmosphere, very expensive and pretentious
Full of models though and good for an hour or two, but there's much better places to go in Berlin
t. fellow paki
>>67510813
>very expensive
not buying drink are you?
>>67510834
20 euro for a mango lassi m8, shocking EV
>>67510813
1) pakis dont drink
2) you dont drink in berghain
its for drugs you stupid fuck.
I went with my mate whos a bird from berlin, queued for 3hrs, didnt get in till 5am. was a v good night, pumped full of mandy and speed after that.
>>67510813
>good for an hour or two
the whole point is to pop some e and stay there day and night
>>67510859
>mango lassi
sounds like what they'd call transexuals in scotland
>>67510871
cringe
>>67510871
>pumped full of mandy and speed
And you weren't thirsty after that?
>its for drugs you stupid fuck.
In East Berlin, what isn't?
>>67510915
pmsl
Saw queue for berghain was about 2 hours and didnt bother, was with a group of lads anyway so was never getting in like
>>67510941
toilet mate.
hello when does eurovision end im sick of this shit
>>67511077
Saturday
>>67511095
good. is that when the bets get decided
i layed russia because some cunt on tiptube recommended it
>>67510859
Don't you mean a special lassi m8?
>>67511119
yeah
>>67510941
can get water from taps in toilets
>>67511042
>drinking from a toilet
Dumpster-diving-for-doughnuts levels of DAC
>>67511157
yeah and i still managed to fuck the german girl i was with.
well the nxt day cus my dick was fucking tiny when i got home haha. german speed am i right?
>>67511194
>not just risking a heart attack and popping a blue pill to get it up
>>67511132
>>67510915
>>67510859
Cracking up at these pre drinks
>>67511235
would if i had some, not in me own gaff and didnt wanna ask the bird incase she thought i had a limp dick
did some with coke once tho and had a sore heart for fucking days haha, worth it tho, great shag.
