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>gimmick
>not recognising the plight of the poor
>tfw didn't realise I woke up so early and was wondering why /bet/ was so dead
state of my Eurovision book edition
belting CSKA Moscow reserves 1H handis
can't stop re-backing minute-based goal markets in the tianjin match, - and overs completely butchered
haoxin looking like a bunch of malnourished children, tianjin will get 1-2 more in the first
>>67502006
DAC
been absolutely useless since the first zzz
>>67502006
/MAFIA/
Is betting illegal in russia? Never see any flags
>>67502186
only russian mafia can gamble
Any good bets for semifinal 2
>>67502214
Ukes are free money
goddamn it feels good to get large on a +2.25 and 5 minutes later the line crashes to +0.5
>>67502396
any info you could find?
I have a bit on +1 1H purely an rball bet
line spasticated
>>67502235
Ukes?
>>67502412
Ukraine
Spartak -0.5 FH
@1.9
Russian Mafia will go for it
>>67502404
spent a while scrounging through the results and it quickly became apparent that the line was set based on GD/points and looked way too big, should have been a smed but gut made me go large 2bh
really hope one of you early birds got on tianjin though, cutting through them like a hot knife through butter the whole game
>>67502430
Scared, price should shortening a lot more
Rossy Boy did again
PMSL
>>67502430
That's it, I'm unfollowing you. And don't expect I'll be back anytime soon!!
>>67502611
>not tipped on TT
>>67502618
I have an extension that follows posters on here and gives me push notifications. I'm unfollowing you on here.
91st minute. Really guy busy wanking or awful awful match?
going to be a long walk if targu slags don't pick up the slack. already have them in my top 5 highest losses from last year, they WANT that redemption
>>67502658
Rball
Posting from phone sorry liddos
>>67502664
Need them too, high staking everything until euro vision is paid off
>>67502676
surely 2 goals is not a lot to ask for when they are averaging 17.5 over the last 2 games
>>67502745
Some of their key players are off today though
>>67502745
…..
don't know whether to hope for a quick goal for some value or cash out straight away. absolutely dire match, can't imagine what was going on in my head when that -1.75 from 0-1 down seemed generous to me
Galatasaray U21 HT Result
@2.4
If it loses quiting /bet/
>>67502793
That's enough QUITTING
>>67502793
bye bye
>>67502793
Only seeing @ 1.44 here pal
>>67502780
Come back. I got on DC @2
>>67502658
Why does my bet365 app not show rball?
>>67502793
Screencapped and forwarded to the janni
HABBENING
>2 pens in 2 mins
LE FIX IS IN
Absolute scenes!
DC game strong. You filthy slags, love it
>>67502793
>>67502812
>1-0
Shit nigga. It was 2.7 @ comeon, but the receipt says 1.6 (wut).
So is Gala U21 SW a re-back?
lads I put a bet on last night for west ham to win and both teams to score
5 euro at 5/1
>>67502846
Targu sw is the bet
>>67502857
too late
>>67502861
actually re-backed very irresponsibly based on the fact that we're dealing with gypsies here and i know gypsies very well. 2 penalties in 2 minutes is typical cigan trickery
>>67502851
Ok.
>targu shooting the ball instead of collapsing in the box for easy pens
S H A K I N G
>>67502793
Welp, hope you've packed your bags
>>67502892
Obviously it was just a typo and he meant the U19 team.
good morning. wtb lads
Targu pls
Not even gonna get the DC.
Targu slags, never again n
PMSL down insane, targu slags stay destroying my roll, SUCH a disgusting dirty cigan trap game
pmsl
>Targu concedes 3 min in injury time
LE FIX WAS NOT LE IN
>>67502868
Good man.
Time to chase
Still think Gala U21 DNB is aight, gonna go for it in 2nd half
absolutely SEETHING, missed gala u19 ht chase and my sweet sweet juniorul slags large who dropped from +2.25 to +0.5 after my bet and to 0 later on ended up an embarassing half win
Please tell me why you're not on Leicester to win against chelsea at those ridiculous odds
>>67502970
U wot? Chelsea is playing Lpool.
>>67502981
At the weekend lad so even more value because Chelsea will be done in after Liverpool
>>67502970
>>67502981
Oh, the game on Sunday, not tonight.
any opinions on krasnodar -? looks like they should cover the -1.5 easily
>>67502970
Leicester lose this game. Don't even put money on this. Really please don't.
One of the biggest cheers of the night came up as Douwe Bob qualified for The Netherlands. The popular country song continues to build momentum and the dark horse is ready to battle it out in the final on Saturday where he will perform in the first half of the final.
>>67503000
Yeah I think they should cover that
>>67503004
bet you've been saying that all season pmsl
which one of you lids is this?
>>67503012
got on, -1.5 is now @1.68 from evens though krylya getting shots in. need winners like A I R
>>67503032
>U17
sounds immoral to me
Last slice of last night's Domino's. Courtesy of cybu eurovision tips.
Hopefully have some tonight as well
>>67503049
>getting toppings
>>67503033
W...what?
>>67503049
Why the fuck did you splooge on your pizza?
>>67503033
25
The easy way to do fractions, if you bet the number on the right you profit the number on the left.
>>67503033
I dont get it.
Gala 11111111
One more PLS
>>67503095
But that's not the question. The question is:
If you bet 10 poons on 5/2 or 2.5 odds, which of the three sums do you win IN ADDITION to getting your stake back. Since 15 poons isn't an option, they're all wrong.
>Gala getting demolished by literal Goat farmer apprentices
kek
>>67503103
pmsl lumped on 0.0 after it was 1-1
>>67503118
Yep yep.. off to a great day of betting..
Republic of Ireland U18 @7.5 / DNB @4.9
>>67503105
Must be nibs. Left hand side is the profit, right hand side is the stake.
5/2
bet is ten
?/10
10/2 = 5
5*5 =25
25/10
10 stake + 25 profit
"as well as stake" so excluding stake "what will you get back" so the profit
25, A
>>67503143
awful bet, getting battered this half
>>67503143
not on 365. not betting on it.
>>67503151
Worth a try seeing as they were up in the first half.
need galatasary DC more then air
>>67503161
please don't post bets here
>>67503105
PMSL
Fractional doesn't convert to decimal the same as in normal maths you fucking idiot. 5/2 = 2.5 in normal maths. 5/2 = 3.5 in odds. Because stake is not included in fractional. So 5/2 = 2.5 = 2.5 PROFIT not total.
How much did you get out of your bubblegums before they got limited?
>tfw you get entrapped by an undercover cop into betting on lower league aussie overs
>>67503191
>getting limited
>not backing massive mainstream bets so your account is hugely -ve on paper while laying them on an exchange.
You're actual scum.
>Krasnodar youth still haven't scored against the worst def in the league
Hows the morning betting been lads?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2016/may/11/trump-has-to-be-the-next-president-american-history-dictates-it-video
>>67503193
What i like to do here is to wait for the fhg odds to drop to 0.5 fhg, then make a double to get odds of evens, hardly ever fails, unless early goals of course.
>>67503205
That guys voice.
Dropped after 3 seconds.
Do Americans actually talk like this? Why is it so whiny and nasal. I'd rather have a scottish woman with irnbru teeth gargle down my ear then listen to that shit all day.
Krasnodar 1111111111
Need one more
On Seoul HT, already regret it
>>67503280
got 25 units on Daegu fgs @4.3
shaking
>>67503205
should put trigger warnings on this lid. very racist and unpatriotic
should I put a bet on brendan rodgers being the next celtic manager?
he's 2/1
>>67503350
If you want to lose money, yeah sure.
>>67503362
well it's not going to be roy keane and sure as shit isn't going to be >moyes
>>67503378
then bet on it pal, just saying things like that are never a cert. lot of things can happen between now and then.
>>67503293
Unit is 10 pound? Seems big bet
1111111111111111
up insane
>>67503293
congrats
>>67503425
thanks pal, sorry about your ht bet.
i've got daegu sw @ 11 with just 5 units but thinking of cashing out. probably worth rebacking seoul
Where is the anon with the thai info?
Just got back from food.
Can someone just tell me what the bet is?
>>67503528
Where's food?
>>67503528
what did you have famalam?
>>67503528
Blacked Asians -
>>67503541
kitchen, spoonfeed me.
>>67503558
Frosties
>>67503559
This sounds racist.
>>67503526
Bangkok but not really info just better
Got a ten quid loyalty bonus.
What should I put it on? Something odds > 10
>>67503608
England to win euro's, Eurovision and stay in eu Acca 1765-1
It's coming home
>>67503144
>>67503187
>Fractional doesn't convert to decimal the same as in normal maths you fucking idiot. 5/2 = 2.5 in normal maths. 5/2 = 3.5 in odds.
W..what? Why would they do that? What the fug is the point of the pic then?
Official Thread Song:
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daegu 0-2 sheet
Daegu 222222
Massive upset in this cup game!
>>67503650
Glad I didn't back Seoul in 2nd half. Still gonna be up today if Krasnodar don't concede.
>>67503660
Good to hear mate. Yeah I've got Kras too. There should be some good matches on later so more chance for some profit. Any up is good anyway.
333333333 kras
went for daegu o2.5
Tfw no gf to give me tips about the Armenian 3rd division
Just put a 3 figure each way on Malta.
The tits on that lady, not an unpopular country. Easily top 4 and @19 sw you can't lose.
Opinions? BT?
>>67503628
Fractional odds when multiplied by your stake give total profit, decimal odds when multiplied by your stake give total profit + stake
>>67503737
So isn't the answer £35?
>>67503772
No because he asked for the return EXCLUDING STAKE
Fucking hell I hope you guys never go on quiz shows. Absolute embarrassment.
>>67503787
pmsl nibs
the question was horribly worded
>>67503815
not really
>>67503815
if you never went to school, maybe
>>67503830
>>67503840
>as well as getting your stake back, what would you win
sounds a lot like profit + stake
>>67503737
Yeah, I understood as much. Y tho.
>>67503772
The return is 35 in total, yes. The question is what do you get in return excluding the stake, which is 25.
>>67503851
>As well as
Which means "in addition to"
In addition to your stake, what would you win.
As in, "you get your stake back and what do you also get back after that?"
hey guys why is Russia so firmly no1 for the euro vision. Their like/dislike ratio and view count on youtube isnt that encouraging.
Is it because it's rigged?
Is there an english word for sports fans who keep track of lots of statistics and where players have played before and stuff like that? Inb4 virgin
>>67503861
Russian punters, it's a no hoper
Seoul comeback incoming?
>>67503865
soccerway
>>67503872
seoul to win in extra time
>>67503865
statto
wtb
>>67503892
Sounds reasonable
>>67503933
>not me gusta
>>67503939
This, VERY dissapointed.
Bangkok odds good enough for me now
>>67503933
bloods in a kettle
Just got a new card without withdrawing money out of Bet365. Which was deposited with my old card. Have I just lost that money forever?
>>67503987
pmsl IMAGINE them being able to do that
>>67503987
yep mate, unlucky
portugal goals when pls
>>67503987
your bank account is still the same you mong
>>67503987
:'( i cry evrytim
Rball guy in the Bangkok Glass game must be drunk
Once you'll start betting seriously, you'll understand what I mean. "Happy" for you if you still can bet on Marathon bet and similar bookies :)
>>67504059
won't post my picks here but in long term is much more profitable a tipster win real 10% in Asia then another with 30%+ in anonymous bookies. 1st one is real money, 2nd is just numbers and popularity
>>67504059
>>67504067
He's got a point tbf lids
>>67504075
what I wanted to say. It's relative. For you and others is impressive, for me is nothing special
>>67504081
please come into contact with the inside of a vagina
>>67504265
pmsl nibs
>>67504265
>not following tt drama
didn't realise 365 was offering a 50 quid risk free today boys.
stack gainer such a fucking fraud. portugal goals when.
>>67504289
Im on and have lost 6/6 today, so never
also
>following rball babbies
anyone know what happened to beijing bg vs shanghai ... game didn't happen?
>>67504315
SIPG won 1-0
>>67504296
I've got about 400 squiddies on -1 European Handi
LOL
>>67504340
25 minutes left. already down as a loss.
>>67504340
been topping up all game on handis for a huge loss chase, cant even bear to count up how much Ive got on but it's probably in multiple thousands by now
>>67504358
Average goals per game is around 3.
this game, 0-0.
shoot me in the back of the head while i sleep.
>>67504372
>>67504372
fuck portugal fuck
wtb to chase portugal loses.
might just put it all on something stupid.
>>67504478
>something stupid.
Johor
>0-0
zzzzzzzz
keko aftertiming AGAIN pmsl
>>67504509
would love to bottle the kid
>Khazar penalty turned into a corner
Wat? Would've won me the O2.5 1st half bet, too + option to reback. zzzzzzz
w2chase portugal losses
Portugal bring on their prolific goal scorer in last 5 minutes.
Never wanted to win, theyre already through.
Disgusting tip from stack.
mam just walked in as i was looking at my eurovision book, face went as red as my screen pmsl
>>67504562
tez
Anyone else on the eflborg train?
Lads I matched a blonde haired blue eye bettor on tiddy. I NEED Hass so I don't ruin this.
>>67504660
>4-1
>train
Get back to revision lad, you're still only on chapter 2 of of your CGP psychology revision guide
>>67504683
This ends at least 1-8 you stinky rat.
>>67504705
pmsl i don't even know what you're trying to do here
wtb cska moscow
Maribor rape inc.
>>67504048
What was the final score?
>>67504738
>Can't even stay onside
kek
>>67504753
3:1
>>67504738
on o3, Maribor defense also tez
Johor 111111111
>>67504683
What A levels did you do mate?
>>67504792
nah mate non of all that
to busy fingering our vicky down selly alley
bet u a fuckin virgin
cska 11111111
>>67504682
pics
>>67504792
Creative Writing, Further maths and Sociology mate
that German here
>joined le shrewd tipster group
>deposited 800€ two weeks ago
>placed 100€ on every admin tip
>be today
>have 1.600€ in my account and just sent 800€ to my paypal
plan worked perfectly. From now on I literally could only lose my profit.
And that's not going to happen as I will still only follow le shrewd tipster
>>67504825
who's the tipster?
>>67504682
Hass is a fraud.
Ask if she has any tips and then after her response say something along the lines of "I'll give you my tip." obv make it more flirty but it depends on what she says.
>>67504825
good for you m80, great br management
>>67504825
I'm up 3.5k (Strong Brit money) in 2 weeks just following shit on /bet/. Ultimate leech? Don't care.
>>67504819
Fuck off.
>>67504835
Hass is such a f r a u d I know but he's senpai.
>>67504833
t4tw
Euan is honestly a god. Need to be a girl so I can feel him inside me. SO jealous of the 8+.
Johor 2, ez pz, uac, etc.
cska HT
After two months herein with yield 15,26% win ratio 65,82% and a profit 146,05 i am happy to say that i have a good performance here.the amount requested as contribution is too small.if you imagine that if you follow all my games just like i playthen you will recognize that the assistance is insignificant before profits.good luck to all.
What did he mean by this?
S-surely Maribor will start the goal train soon, right??
>>67504901
He's saying he wants money for his tips
Not everyone speaks English as a first language and you shouldn't be rude to those that have trouble with it.
He speaks his home language and is doing alight at least one more.
I'm sure that's more than you ever will.
Lao will score the last goal
Anyone else got money on all boys reserves?
no info
just liked the name teehee
what does this have tod ow ith sport? Are you guys retarded?
>>67504939
Void this
>>67504956
>implying this thread doesn't bring half of /sp/orts traffic
get out lewdie
>>67504969
He's just mad that he doesn't get paid while he's shitposting on /sp/
>>67504956
you're mom
>>67504926
So new you've still got your hymen. Please go.
>>67504956
fuck off u lttl rat
>>67504956
Fucking poor boy. Go back to your 5 days a week job while I bring in 5k a week tax free, no pension but I get a wank break every 30min.
>>67505026
>>67504997
>>67504969
I get banned all the time for making "off-topic" threads that hardly are off-topic. And this thread stays up?
Fuck you.
Go to /mu/ or whatever if youw ant to talk about this degenerate shit. I can even understand a thread on /pol/ for this but not on /sp/, it couldn't be more unrelated.
Hope you all die.
>>67505074
That's some blatant projection/delusion.
>>67505077
pmsl
Are you guys actually watching every single game you bet on?
>>67505089
I'm not 12-16. No idea what this means.
>>67505077
please void this
>>67505077
Your book must be so so so red too. Feel your pain mate.
>>67505102
nibs
>>67505077
>Go to /mu/ or whatever if youw ant to talk about this degenerate shit.
I'm a /bet/ regular but i DO think we should make a Eurovision version of /bet/ on /mu/ for the semi and final.
Thoughts pals?
>>67505077
>not being able to afford to pay off the jannis
hahahahahahhahahahha
Reported unrelated shit thread.
>>67505101
>game
Shut up, Ahmed.
How poor do you actually have to be to bet money in hope making a few hundred bucks?
>>67505074
how much you up for the year?
>>67505077
Please have sex
>>67505109
Any potentials today Euan pal? Got a hot date tomorrow need some dosh otherwise she's coming to my gaff for an ice sandwich.
>mackers
Why are betfags 90% Anglos? How poor are guys over there?
>>67505118
>how poor do you have to be to make five figure sums weekly without doing anything but watch sports
>>67505137
What's he on now?
>>67505138
On my knees BEGGING you to have sex.
kraut begging for (you)s
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67505140
But you usually don't even make this much money and your need for it says more than a thousand words regardless.
Also,
>games
>>67505155
You are not some rich pimp underworld broker just because you bet your tocket money on random shit from now and then, anon. You have to wake up.
Pmsl at Germany not knowing we are all here to pay off our 3rd lambo's we bought for our younger brother.
>>67505181
more like younger sister ;)
>>67505174
I've reported you for off topic posting in our sports related betting thread.
Enjoy your ban, say hi to Albania for me u fucking slug.
>>67505193
you dropped your gay card mate
>>67505174
>you have to be poor to want to make investments for my children and my children's children
the absolute STATE of this bait zzzzzzzzzz
