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>not keeping up the Eurovison theme
zzzzzzzzz
first for please give me money
>>67511337
Fuck off you limp wristed faggot
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Lets not keep leaving it out lads
>>67511312
didn't you know it's eurovision week?
FemmeFatale the useless lotto cunt jinx the fucking Breid slags game.
What a jebbend. Needs to hang himself with his own intestines.
>>67511342
I'll give you £50 for your 365 account lid
bloga down?
>>67511432
Sold all my accounts to Euan for 2k :) best deal I've ever done
>>67511368
This.
Keeps the newfags from asking
>>67511312
What's the story behind this pic?
>>67511428
Shit, just wanted to brag that I got on Unders after the 3rd goal and now they scored. Still, line was U5.5 then just like it is now after the 4th.
Need Maple for IIHF desu
Didn't believe that Nashville would get through the first round of playoffs and now they're in Game 7 against the Shorks
Can't stop backing slags -1. got my lifes work on it.
>>67511473
Also wondering this why do they only have three players?
need 2 more slag goals like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair
book slightly less red
>>67511620
pls no
oh christ no. women have conceded
>breidablik wenches
down brains
DOWNNNNNNN
reback braid slags and KR immediately score, DAC
FUCK. no more goals. NO MORE
LITERALLY DOWN THOUSANDS
worst day of my life.
fml
defoe such a lid
>>67511662
At least 2 more goals in this.
>>67511686
what were your bets bud
cannot win a bet
>>67511704
talking big sense pal
>>67511657
How much you down lid?
Where you off to tonight?
Who are you going out with?
>>67511716
i want to believe
>>67511686
would be atleast a dece and not DAC day if it wasn't for all these hellish slag games desu
>>67511726
need at least 2 more for the breid girls
Literally down to 60p boys. End me fast.
Have any of you actually been to the MGM sports book for the novelty factor. It's fuccing massive lads
Lads, quick (you) poll
Do you think Magni will score?
Bobbytraust come on fkn breiðablik :D
4 minutes ago - Like
>needs 6-1 for refund and 7-1 for win
Can we all agree that FemmeFatale wins the worst new tipster award?
Tipped -2 from 3:0
Would do disgusting things for one more breid goal.
>>67511794
make a real poll you lazy cunt
Need Leicester to lose the league like AIR.
>>67511812
what do you think?
Waiting for leaked jury results like air
>>67511751
thousands, just been a series of voids or losses today
Student night club BOY
House next door, fit blondie who I've not yet wooed with my charms, but tonight may be the night
>>67511762
Time to sell those accounts lad
Already youtubing how to make a hangman. Found some cord from an old computer. Reckon a belt will work though boys?
>>67511907
All you need is a pen and paper lid
>>67511904
Never tbqh. Gonna go from 0.60 to 1000
Breida PLS.... on my hands and knees here, today has been painful enough. Just 1 more goal.
>>67511801
Underrated post, that guy is a scourge.
>>67511931
Euan pays big bucks for accounts
>>67511907
cord might hurt a bit, go for the belt. hav sum drinks first too
>>67511890
unlucky lid
decent, will it be quiet with exams
good luck pal
taking a day off to work on keeping promises about slags matces i keep giving to myself
>The Villages
>Kraze United
African tier team names
All these shots and lack of goals bringing back horrible memories.
typicalbreadandmilkrball.jpg
>>67511962
Don't wanna sell my soul m8
0.6 to 1000 challenge tomorrow boys.
Will be posting from tomorrow.
I'll post a picture of my dick so you know it's me.
reading live blog of semi final 2 jury show
>Albania – “Fairytale” Eneda Tarifa
>Eneda is accompanied by three backing vocalists and the stage is lit up in golden colours and covered with stage smoke. Beside of that I don’t really have more to say concerning the albanina song this year. It is very anonymous and forgettable – both the song and staging. I don’t feel anything as I watch it. On the contrary: I want to see the next song. I would even go as far as to say this is the most boring entry this year! Sorry Albania….maybe next year.
Pmsl
>>67512018
took the words straight out of my mouth pal
>>67512000
>decent, will it be quiet with exams
Almost certainly, but Ive finished... More or less kek
Cheers m9
Wanted to tip Gais earlier but I was banned and couldn't be arsed to evade
Not that it won anyway kek, just another void
>>67512059
your soul?
Would love to give those slags a piece of my mind. Down 1.2k for the day. Pretty had enough now.
pmsl is such a gay way to express laughter on the internet am i right?
>>67512108
It is. Can we move to ROFL.
>>67512108
lmao
FJUCVK OFF breida, down thousands. Worst betting day of my life.
>>67512108
>gay way
implying sexuality can be conveyed through text on an anonymous message board
PLEASE read a book
tfw CyBus corners tip comes in so only down 700 instead of 1.2k.
ty friend
>euan has 313 followers
just go paid lad
>yfw you don't have enough money to stake with your /bet/ter mates
>>67512018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo&feature=youtu.be
comfy
>>67512212
i can't wait to bet on this piece of shit
IF Magni 0 KF 0
are they even TRYING to score
ffs
Post betting graphs, only started using it in march. LOVE all the data though
>>67512212
wtb
>>67512212
What is that even? A bunch of amateurs playing?
>>67512209
>better
>>67512212
Where's the rball scout?
give me something spicy to bet on in play
>>67512252
>hiding y axis because penny punting
I'd show mine but its 5k in 5days and looks
>>67512259
Well asia has it priced more evenly than bookies which suggests the + is a bet on books but Kraze have had the best chance of the game. Might just carry on drinking and fall asleep while watching in bed
>>67512289
Each line is 2k lid
>>67512304
Sorry Villagers have been the better side might tip + on tt looks d e c e
On Villagers DC, been a shit day so probably loses zzz
>>67512347
I already smashed the line sorry.
>arp
too late bud
>>67512394
zzz another void, cannot win a bet
>>67512325
im sure
>>67512429
They're 5k actually pmsl
This village finishing... absolutely DISGUSTING. Gonna rue them, and I'm gonna DAC, would be typical today.
need this arp tip to win so bad, streak HAS to end soon
>>67512462
If you look closer they're actually 9k
state of the chat on here
>all kraze now
zzz
WHY WON'T IF MAGNI FUCKING SCORE IM GONNA LOSE £1K
>>67512252
what the FUCK is this?
Danielle knows all the rules. She's pretty big on soccer guys. Should I ask for tips?
>>67512618
just some prestakes at the end of april it looks like
>>67512666
ask her if you can give her your tip ;)))))))
>>67512718
looks like me trying to etch-a-sketch a house with my eyes closed
>>67512719
HUEHUEHUEHUE
Some great attempts by villages. Defo reback them.
Expect big things from them in the second half.
any ameriyanks here yet?
wtb on basketball boyos
Just been sexting my 16 year old virgin gf for the last hour.
Whats the bet?
>>67513036
You to be a nonce @1.01
COMFY
Don't think anyone covering though
>>67513036
You to be homosexual @1.004
>>67513036
You to have good taste in girls @1.0007
>>67513048
pmsl okay pal
>>67513058
Nope.
>>67513085
Value desu
>>67513085
ON HUGE
>>67513051
>ywn go to an amateur american soccer game with your qt gf from college.
>ywn feel the damp early evening heat as the first whistle is blown
>ywn experience the increasingly exciting feel of the stand as shots fly, almost insync with the increasingly excstatic weather.
>ywn feel your gfs arms wrap around you as the night grows colder and the clouds grow darker
>ywn celebrate when your home team scores an injury time goal to win just as a boom erupts somewhere in the air
>ywn walk back to your old convertible and drive it with the roof down home while you're gf sleeps next to you, the road blurred slightly by the warm embrace of beer in your stomach.
you will never
down £820 today, a lot in mexican coins. I wont be able to sleep
>>67513036
>mainstream mugs
Not gonna be able to catch a wink tonight boys, down to 60 pence. Book redder than my face when I gave my gal a blowjob with the lights off.
>>67513131
>YOU'RE
ruined the post with that.
>>67513200
Janny you cheeky cunt. Do your job.
>>67513196
18, you delinquent.
So my 365 was limited and cant easily get a new one right now.
What is the next best bookie to regularly use?
Obv I have accounts with them all I just used 365 as my main unless they werent carrying something or other had much better line.
Cheers.
>>67513196
I'm in my 20's have a 16 year old gf is just disgusting at this point, even 18 year olds look like children to me unfortunately
>>67513131
Just die in my sleep already
>>67513200
Get your mum to make you an account.
>>67513196
so many nonces wow
>>67513255
MASSIVE danger
zzzz I thought this was /bet/, not /nonce/
>>67513292
Fuck are you doing in Iceland
Thread is littered with nonces, Christ have mercy
>>67513196
I'm 29, look even older.. these 16yo slags won't fuck me unless they have serious issues
>>67513304
see
>>67513255
>>67513302
Talking to big_al about the future of me and tt
>>67513302
>>67513350
Featured tipsters get an all expenses trip to the big_al ranch don't they.
>>67513330
are you the german with the misshapen head?
>>67513511
Talking big sense pal
>>67513503
I don't think misshappen is the right word, but yes.
>>67513503
STILL trying to imagine what his head must look like tbqh
>>67513540
It would look pretty normal to you
>>67513553
REFUSE to believe it looks normal, you said it was the width of a childs head?
>>67513632
Pmsl that's jokes
>>67513553
>>67513632
Found a pic.
>>67513616
Suppose that is what happens when you meet women with the same level of intellect as yourself.
>do you really think boys20+ are that much more intellectual and mature? most of them still talk about the exact same stuff they did as teens (football, cars, women etc.)
>>67513614
He won't be getting near females of any age
>>67513669
I suppose you're discussing the works of Elgar and Descartes with the intellectuals in Bamboo aren't you?
>>67513702
Standing up and applauding this post PMSL
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
ARP
ARP
ARP
PEDRO GEE ASS
UP INSANE on villages
How many fucking Weegies are in this thread?
>>67513932
At least 3
day saver might have a wank over crazym on mfc now and call it a night
Up life
>>67513946
>CrazyM
>MyFreeCams
WEW LAD
Tigres o2.5
>rayados defense
>>67513946
D E C E
>>67513996
o2.5 is not an option, you mean handi?
>>67513946
talking big sense
>>67513946
yeah my favourite girl too
>>67513946
how much you tipped lid?
Deportivo Marquense - CSD Comunicaciones
Deportivo play at a great higher altitude in San Marcos. It's going to make a big impact on the game, more so near the end. Markets are way off where they should be.
Get on xoxox
>>67514273
on large
Just photoshopped myself into pics so I look like a sociable and outgoing person. Going to be rolling in tinder matches, such a +ve move
>>67514459
Post photo, I want to judge your ps skills
>>67514459
can you do some for me please?
>>67514459
What did you do? I need more matches like AIR.
wtb
Just absolutely pulled a girl on Tinder lads, not literally but my witty banter and delivery was Hass-esque, very happy.
Also think i've found my soul mate, help.
>>67514577
First tip is to get out while can. It'll only end in heartbreak desu lid.
>>67514577
P I C S
I
C
S
dire day. may have to dip into my student loans.
not worried though, the law of averages states that I simply must keep betting and eventually I will make up for my losses
>>67514491
It's not that hard, just find a good face photo of yourself and some decent pictures to cut your face into. Getting the colour gradient is a bit annoying but once you do it looks fine. Lots of yt videos detail specifics
>>67514537
Had a couple of good solo photos of my face and cut it out and pasted it onto some world pics of travellers in nice areas, party pics, etc
>>67514577
what an odd post
>>67513702
BTFO
>>67514657
pmsl
>>67514611
Really? I don't think she's like the average Hass girl.
>>67514657
You odd little man.
Anyone follow keko? Good tips or not? Saw he posted something and his roi is +ve
>>67514832
heres a thought, do you think that girl is going to delete her tinder app after you go on a date with her?
no, she will keep looking for an even more witty and attractive guy
nobody uses tinder for relationships
>>67514637
pmsl NEED to do this
>>67514983
You must be so -ve in your sex book
Need geordie shore latest episode, any clues lads?
I got heat money line, good or bad?
950 matches on tinder now lids... also wtb?
Would've loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation
>>67515208
I don't see what's funny
>>67515354
The notion that Raheem Sterling would have anything useful to say to the police regarding ways to help the community.
Was just sat on the toilet and had a moment. I dont think I want to be 36 yo and searching twitter to find team sheets for the French U19 girls' game that's about to kick off.
>>67515465
Why not?
>>67515465
why not pal
>>67515465
bit late for French u19's isn't it?
http://www.ukrainiannationals.com/coaches/
>Ukrainian Nationals Soccer Club
>Otherwise known as Philadelphia Ukrainians
>In the US
Can you imagine the match fixing they must get up to?
>The state of this massive danger
>>67515708
>that pic
Who at adidas approved this sale?
ML O'higgins big
>>67515465
pmsl who would actually do this when they're 25+. At that point if you don't have a real source of good income you've already failed. Plenty of other ways to make money and do something +ve w/ your life
>>67515465
I did the same thing. earlier. Realised I need to stop messing around on tiddy and start dating proper like. Embrace the -ev life
wtf is going on
>>67517001
What about Tigres DC, lid?
>>67517566
Why are you so angry?
Oh wait, you live in a slum shithole pmsl
Enjoy your lotto shite winnings
>>67517857
>>67517803
>>67517566
>>67517335
pmsl
Back from my work out lads.
Can you link me to some of the best posts in the last couple of hours, dont wanna miss out on any banter, cheers x
>>67518420
not alot tbqhwyfam, euan is retiring, cybu4 is a fraud.
>>67515465
This. Dont become Mark.
Imagine still being in /bet/ in 10 years telling all the 18/19 year olds betting tenners why theyre not shrewd and cant profit in asia.
Keko SO SO shrewd
Lads I am a newbie to speculating
Does this mean if I tip the winning margin for all 8 games I get $47,000 per every dollar I bet?
>>67519707
It's king keko lad
>>67521606
confirmed FRAUD
ok /bet/ ive been betting awhile and recently won $150 on a West Ham DC against man utd some of you may recall.
but i see a lot of you getting limited accounts and winning 4 digits a day.
are these memes? whats your basic strategies? do you have trends to look for and bet on certain things on certain sports or is it just hard, thorough research?
obviously taking advantage of misprices is a big deal but i dont think those come up all that often.
>>67523804
there are genuinely profitable people that post here.
I personally make 2k-3k a month on average based on combination of my own tips and following tipsters.
research is the key. stay away from mainstream.
can some brit post the JWest betting rules when they wake up, thx.
>>67524187
BOOM! He delivers again
>>67524696
cheers, lid
hope you have a good day
voltes u1.5?
>>67524802
Don't have enough info
>>67524831
I went for small on u1.5 and small on Voltes win
>>67515465
>I don't want to continue to make money
Ok
>>67515465
Why not? Jobs are changing all the time, in 16 years who knows what jobs will pay and entail
>>67525078
I know you still won't have one :^)
>>67525121
I've never had a job and I've supported myself for the last 11 years
>>67525133
*merkel has supported me for the last 11 years
:^)
>>67525121
Why work if you don't need to?
>>67525152
Never received a penny from the state. Not even during my studies, no loans either.
Asked the gf to marry me today lads, she said no and that she's been cheating on me for the last 12 months but that's not what's important right now because WHAT is THE bet?
>>67525296
nothing atm
>>67525296
>>67525296
>1
terek grozny u21 ml
>>67525312
not worth it
>>67525312
is 1.36 value?
>>67525324
Maybe 1.6 in 2nd half
>>67525324
got em at HT but they failed to score it seems. going for 2nd half - they will win
Awful skedge today, enjoy the weather during the day before watching Jamala slay in the semi finals tonight lids x
>>67525384
Weather turned to shit thanks to the ice saints
surely than ksvn get another goal here
So SO important to stay hydrated in this weather lids.
spain u17 - italy u17 btts
Busan looking DIRE o3.5 is the bet of 2016
>>67525497
sheeeeeeeeet, scored as i posted
keep rebacking lads
Thanks you Suwon FMC Women
Up 2-0 in 13 minutes
Lumping £100 on them @ 1.8 is lovely stuff
>>67525497
>>67525499
>>67525543
Well, you've got me hooked. Dear God, thou who art in heaven. Let thy slags score goals on earth as it is in heaven.
>>67525497
>>67525499
>>67525543
Cant believe I actually followed this pleb lotto sixth former shite. Head in my hands.
Russia will never drift
Morning boys.wtb.
>>67525714
means that I can reback more whenever I win a bet
>>67525604
They're not gonna score again, are they.
>>67525711
I didn't, they are both shit teams. Can't see a big scoreline in the 2nd half, but O3.5 may still come in. Certainly wouldn't bet on it though.
>>67525732
so fucking furious with myself, promised to not fall into the hole of following sixth formers again
Fuck B365 and their shitty stats
Just lost £350 backing Terenc Grosvny or whatever the fuck they are called.
Cashed out for £4.11
Fuck my life
Has everyone gotten their books ready for Ukraine getting smashed into 3.50 tonight?
>>67525802
pmsl. No good bets for a while, just take a break.
2:1 or / 1:2 / o.2.5 in the Singapore game coming up
>>67525802
tears buddy :(
>federer
reeeee
>>67525855
re-back?
>>67525855
2.6 is a LARGE
When is wimbledon? tennis on the tele with the sun is comfy
>>67525877
>I actually listened to an aussie
FEDEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can't stop topping up on Federer. Rip /freemoney/
