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>Russia at evens edition
Post your book sub-edition

Previous thread: >>67511312

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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>>67528906
pmsl an actual world op from euan
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Someone post the Eurovison Albania pic please. I need to save it to see if its the same guy this year.
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>>67528922
Pmsl at Euan stealing OC
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>>67528922
>not made by Euan
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first for please give me money i wouldnt even mind a tenner my way
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>>67528927
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>>67528906
Got too much on Mackers tip and it looks fucking SHITE
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Reminder that there are AT LEAST two massive dangers in out midst
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>>67528938
pmsl cheers liddo
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>>67528946
>stop making money
ok
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Does Albania even still post on his blogabet?
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Brasov o5.5 is THE bet
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>>67528946
>not being shrewd for life

better than being a wagecuck desu
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this mackers bet looks t e z
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>>67528986
>arab shite
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France surely insane value in this market
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>you will never own a horse with goffy
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>>67529010
>Implying there is any value to be had any more
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>>67529010
vocals not gr8
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i have 100 of the finest queen's sterling on france winning @ 6.5. what about you guys
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/mu/ thread when
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What are the odds on us winning lads? Our song is literally shit
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Halmstad is the official thread bet.

On Large
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>>67529071
stop that
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>>67529069
They went hammering till dawn too, so they have a nice hangover today.
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Mackers pays 1k a month for IPTV
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>>67529141
So do I, what's your point?
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>>67529071
I'm on +0.25 personally
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>>67529012
Pretty sure his horse just won at 16/1.
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>>67529170
https://twitter.com/nickgoff79/status/730794979237466112

https://twitter.com/jimboyle17/status/659774417694797824

Yep pretty sure that's Duke of North.
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>>67529071
>>67529162
stream for the boys:
livestream-s.info/video/438234.html
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>>67529183
flatanon CONFIRMED as goffposter
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>>67529183
>flatanon
Have a (You) for being (You)
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>>67529192
Got a smed on SW, medium on the 0.0 handi

LGTSS
BOOOM
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reminder
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>>67529183
Would love to own a horse one day, probably a bit less glamorous than I imagine though
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>>67529245
is there a bigger danger itt than @basten11?
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Jesus fuck, why does Bet365 offer so many games and then wont offer them In Play

I have 4 games from this morning across Russia, Algeria, and China Womens football that have all won, but B365 wont give me the fucking money.

Every time you reach out to them its a "we dont offer in play on all games.......THEN FUCKING TELL US BEFORE"
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>>67529267

idiot
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>>67529267
either pasta or nibs
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>>67529192
atmosphere is electric. love the clap hype for the freekick
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>>67529265
>slagging off goffy's right hand man
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>>67529265

yes, literally every north american
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>>67529245
HUGE fan of basten's work
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>Herlev FH 0.0

what does FH and 0.0 mean?
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Sogndal line is at -0.5 lads.

Tromso are dire away from home and have a weak squad out
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tfw you find THE bet but when you get back from researching, the line has been RUINED
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BT wants a smed on Tikka +0.75
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That Tikka rball tho
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>>67529388
what was THE bet?
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11111111111111


KEKO SURREAL
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>>67529399
Tikka +1. Prices came from the Poxyt mutual. Akilles fluked a draw but Tikka lost 4-0.
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peter aftertiming again
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>>67529418
pixels suggesting value on the + still
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>>67529420
man is surreal
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>>67529418
tikka only have 2 subs lad
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need to start paying brewer
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>>67529418
only got 13 players you shud have tipped + though gone to a dnb now like
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>>67529451
Can't wait to send my dossier on Tommy to the FA
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>>67529451
>You will never go on a night out with Brewer and the lads, get a table and some bottles of grey goose and end up shagging a club slut
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>>67529446
>>67529453
Didnt even get that far.
By the time I got results and opinions, they were +0.25 from +1.0.
Just need an Akilles DA and shot rally and I'll be on them DNB
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Levanger +0.5 is value. underrated due to rball
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>67529451
thought it was going to be mike brewer, kek.
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>>67529468

why would you want to do any of that?
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>>67529514
Who's Mike Brewer?
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If I had money i'd put a smed on rosenborg 2/2
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36264746

You will never see more of a penny punting slug than Chris Rea
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>>67529363
>what does FH and 0.0 mean?

bump. ill kill myself f someone seriously answers
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>>67529570
please have sex
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>>67528906

Dem Hungarian U17's every time
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Reminder you'll never find a girl who is over a 5/10 and doesn't go to clubs
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>>67529605
Finnish Handicap, same as Asian. 0.0 means draw no bet from that scoreline
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>>67529603
dat afta
whopper
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>>67529594
only the shrewdest man in britain
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K e K o
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>>67529603
He'll be on the beach in Fuerteventura with that win.
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>>67529632
'old out yer 'and!
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>>67529617
inb4 nonces claiming shagging 16 year olds is acceptable
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>mackers
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>>67529678
don't do that, thought his bet was losing you scruffy meff
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K E K O

S U P R E M E SHREWD
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>>67529663

>being this much of a dullard
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>>67529693
nonce
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https://mobile.twitter.com/sidlowe/status/730707874062700544
is nothing sacred?
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>>67529769
the pope is catholic
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>>67529769
>implying that's not where my entire yearly +ve comes from

zzzzzzzzzzz
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>>67529769

Pretty sure most teams just throw their games against Barca.
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First Euan, then ARP. Now Keko and soon BT.

Is this the end of paid tipsters as we know them?
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>>67529769
you new lid? Real been fixing for years now like
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>>67529363

It means Full 0 - Half 0, so no goals in either half. H2H.
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>>67529769
>That Spanish butthurt
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>>67529844
>keko
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Not being on the asane train
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>>67529874
Oh wait he wasn't done, missed these
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>>67529874
Please fix your text rendering.
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>>67529903
likely looks like that, as it should be saved as a png. jpg is for photos, png for text and drawings.
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>>67529596
Thank god I didn't have any money
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>>67529903
THIS

the state of those letter 't's
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>>67529903
Nah, shitposting from work on an old system, no value in me fucking about with it.
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HALMSTAAAAAAD

Can't stop winning today.
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Why is there always a discrepancy between -0.5 and SW? Normally weighted towards the handi
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>>67529942

asians are more generous
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>>67529942
surely nibs
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>>67529942
Asian is calculated using traditional taiwanese mathematics, which results in slightly different numbers.
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>>67529596
>>67529923

Apparently playing tez. I have overs in that game. Pray for me, friend.
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>>67529942
Bookies know most people just bet on SW so they knock the odds down to increase their edge even more. Pure greed, or incredibly smart? You decide.
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>>67529998
Makes sense, cheers lid
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>>67529994
Watching the game, been absolute dogshite since the minute after I originally posted. Had a couple chances towards the end of first half. Refuse to believe we live in a world where this ends 0-0
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Eyes on young boys
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state of this
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>>67529942

what is a draw
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>>67530044
banter unreal tbf lol
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>Kurt tipping Akilles dc
already on tikka dnb, bring it on Kurt m80
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>>67530183
Reasoning?
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>>67530183
at 1.33?
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>>67530183
pmsl what is the fraud's reasons?
2 subs/"they'll tire"?
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>>67530210
Akilles Double chance 1.8 odds - 4/10 @ 1.8
akilles opened up on 1/2 odds for straight win and odds massively shifted (due to rball rape 1st half). close to full team for akilles also today and home form mid week essential in these lower leagues!
akilles slightly up on das this half and shots. only 1 shot this half for tikka! huge value for time left
Tikka are an awful team and only have 13 players today!
they lost vs a herto team that had not won a game 3-0! away and lost to sexpoyt at home 4-0! whilst akilles drew 1-1 to sexypoxyt!
Tikka beat an awful last place team by 3-2 only whilst akilles have a win, draw and a loss (vs league leaders) 3-1 but quit eeven rball but slightly down on das 55-79 11 shots each! in a much thougher start!
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Sogdnal pls score
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>>67530240
Fucking hell. Nice to see he still hasnt improved his english.
Cant be arsed picking apart what is wrong here. Probably wins now though.
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>>67530259
>he didn't bankroll halmstad.
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>>67530238
see: >>67530240
Also:

Kurt Drago 14-10 das 3 shots to 0 . dc absolutely class with 30 min left need paying. and better team overall
Like · Reply · 6 mins
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Tromso have been VERY VERY lucky not to concede desu

this trollpost pmsl

>>67530300
Had sums on +0.25, great line, bookies clueless etc
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pmsl euan so jealous
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Big Al with a tip. Lay him large?
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>>67530297
How many foreign languages can you speak Euan?
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>>67530378
Isn't he one of the two guys behind IBT?

The mind boggles at how shrewd the other man has to be
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>>67530403
BT is the other guy
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>>67530402
Miksi kysyt?
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>>67530044
GBOL
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>>67530423
It adds up
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>>67530336

Why would the shrewdest known entity in the universe be jealous of ANYTHING???
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>>67530433
I asked how many you can speak, not 'give me 2 words in another language'.
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put a couple of day's worth of food coin on rosenburg winning. starved if this doesn't pay off
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>>67530475
zzzz so boring
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seriously wish i was with goff watching his horse romp home today , what a great experiennce that miust have been ... truly incredible momnent
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ffs, not on either side but desperately wanted to see PGA slugs down to Kurt
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Tikka Masaaaaaalaaaaa
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Glasgow has been named among 11 urban areas in the UK and Ireland which have breached air pollution safety levels.

Worried about Euan's health tbqh lids.
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russia going to drift tonight then?
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>>67530534
that's the 'glasgow effect' for you.
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>>67530552
yes
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>>67530534
IMAGINE living in an urban area
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>>67530534
i'm not lol """""bumfuck"""" won't even toss over a tenner
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>>67530534

Bet 50% of this is directly from Rossy Boy's breath.
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Ok, it was funny for a while. Score now Rosenborg.
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>>67530671
ask and tho shall recieve
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>>67530183
Me 1 Kurt 0
hup x
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yes rosenburg score. might be able to afford a snickers now
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>>67530767
Indeed! 111111
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>The Queen has won a Tesco voucher after her horse was victorious at the Royal Windsor Horse Show.
>The monarch appeared delighted as she was handed the gift card, thought to be worth £50.

>tfw the Queen is more up than you today
If Russia wins EV I'll have to ask her to send it to me.
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Big_Al
-27.05% yield


why do people trust his tips again?
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>>67530811
>45.6% win-rate
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>Let's just suspend it for 5 minutes until they score
zzzz this bet365 jewry
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>>67530811
he's one half of IBT
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>>67530811
and yet he's still a better gambler than you pmsl
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>>67530843
i'm the guy that one loads on the man city 2-2 bet remember
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>>67530811

If I lay all of his tips would I get a 27% ROI?
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>>67530856
no, retard
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>>67530811
He runs the website
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>>67530811
Would love for big al to test your chin mate
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>>67530856

no
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>>67530873
>>67530890

well what would it be then?
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>hes not on pompey
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Hass is such a fraud.
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i'm just staring at my 20% profit today. imagine if i was Big_Al, i'd have lost that much
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>create a website to lure top tipster to promote their egos
>best tipster go paid and you can see there tips for free while other mugs pay for them

Big al so shrewd
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>>67530924
Blood is in the oven right now desu
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>>67530914
~5% probably
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BT wants marge on Sporting Club Albion Women
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>>67530943
Down outrageous.

Thank god for keko's tips those. Made figures of the 4 variety on Levanger
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>>67530926
>lures idiot wannabe shrewds to #ON his shitty tips

maybe i was wrong
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>>67530950
why does he?
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>>67530950
>impersonating me
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>>67530950
BT is in Stockholm you cretin
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>>67530950
Bt is on periscope right now at Eurovision
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>>67530954
Really don't want to update this on my spreadsheet
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£0 in my bet365 account lids, do I wait til I can comfortably afford to bet again, do I play it sensibly and make moderate gains or do I chuck a few quid on a massive acca and wish for the best?
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>He wasn't on the drunk ref fix
Tears
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36281699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqD_4JzaTM
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Ffs hass you f r a u d
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>>67531047
one of them was pissing during the match
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>>67531042
>chuck a few quid on a massive acca

do this. also post the accu

i only have £5 in my balance and wanna join you on the stairways to riches
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>>67531086
Am I allowed to move to the czech republic?
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>>67531086
nothing like preserving slavic values and heritage by drinking on the job innit
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>>67531047
pmsl
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>>67531104
Of course, why wouldn't you
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcfour
>ARP S H A K I N G
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>>67530950
Put 30 units without realising it wasn't BT.

You're lucky they just scored you lil rat.
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>>67531114
Not sure how you feel about foreigners
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>>67531161
russia won't win dude
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>>67531204
white westerners are always welcome :^)
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>>67531196
I'm 3/3 when impersonating BT so have a better yield anyway
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can a Eurovision PRO rate my picks, thanks!
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>>67531220
Very good to hear
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>>67531220
not white
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>>67531232
looks dece
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>people meme arrowing outside 4chan
>cricket tipster despite no one ever having tipped cricket here before
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>>67531280
+1
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>>67530916
>he is on pompey
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>>67531280
agree
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>>67531280

reffocs, here. cricketing expert willing to share my extensive knowledge with /bet/

surprised there hasn't been much cricket betting, rare collection of brits we have here
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>>67531280
>Not being a cricket J U D G E
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>>67531232

Bulgaria the value in top balkan

middle one is fine but no idea why you're on at 1.3 desu

france finish outside of top 5
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>>67530950
>>67531196
>>67531222

Fucking lol. Thanks.
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fff
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>>67531309
and yep, mumbai at 1.7 as it stands now is a fucking steal.
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>>67531280

Using > to quote something isn't a LEL EPIN MEME ARROW thing or a 4chan thing though.
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>he rates Latvia
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>>67531280
Same guy posted a cricket tip here that lost horribly pmsl
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no chance this grebo goes through
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Where is Cybu
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>>67531465
He's qualified lid
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>It's a counter attack animation not leading to a goal on rball episode
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>we're the last of our kind
its not a song its a warning white people
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Rebacking Poland NO

SO HARD
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>that hair
dropped
Is this the official eurovision thread btw?
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>>67531553
for betting purposes only
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Plymouth - Portsmouth goals when?
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Second semi-final so SO tez
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>>67531593
stronger than first IMO
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>>67531605
You need to give your head a good shake pal
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Israel dece desu can cause Russia some problems
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>>67531583
>when

there's already been 3
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Wouldn't mind one more goal in the Afturelding game. PLS?
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>>67531593

talking BIG sense pal
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>>67531614
ukraine and aus v good, belg a dark horse, israel has slayed and i liked latvia
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>ivan

lid
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>Belarus no @1.36
brb bankrolling
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PMSL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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>>67531656
>israel has slayed

talking very little sense pal
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How close does she want to get the dirty old slag
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Douwe SO charismatic WOW
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>>67531731
shut up mate thats my mum
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>>67531731
Begging her to fix her teeth
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She's an amalgam of every shitty girl singer ever
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>>67531774
>amalgam

*amalgamation
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>>67531774
You lids better give us 12 points.
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TRICKY NICKY


STROBE EFFECTS
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i don't get how eurovision works. won't everyone just vote for their own country and the one with the largest population stands as favourites?
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>>67531830
cant vote for own country
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>lady


Fucking hellfire
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>>67531830
Can't vote for yourself friendo
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Poland - NO
Norway - NO
Belarus - NO

Got 4 figures combined on those.

Questions?
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nickie cannae sing
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>>67531830
I don't even get how football works, won't everyone just keep scoring in their own goal and whoever kicks off stands as favorites?
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>The tits on this one
Macedonia - YES
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>>67531835
how do they enforce this?
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She needs to lay off the fags
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>>67531846

post slip
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Are ugly eastern european women sterilised at birth? Just wondering how there are so few of them in existence.
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Just spotted BT in his yellow shirt
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>good singer
>can sing in English
pick one

>>67531855
THICK

>>67531857
idk but it works
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>>67531855
Absolute cracking pair on this FYR chick, would swipe right.
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>>67531846
Norway will qualify.
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>>67531850

Thought you'd be at Alea the night pmsl
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>>67531881

pmsl filming with his phone instead of betting
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>>67531896
>fliming an event you're attending that's literally streamed worldwide and will have VOD's out before you even get home

IMAGINE being this much of a dullard
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How are ARP's bets looking? Georgia been on?
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This song will win because it's a blatant rip-off of some song I can't remember the name of, book it.
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>the Liths are good at basketball.
My red book disagrees.
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>>67531922
Fantastic post.
When is Jamala on, begging she SLAYS
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Wonder if Albania is watching this with his wife :^)
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>>67531881
Good lad
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>Lithuania
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>>67531934
Lithuania:
>Every move you make
>Every step you take

etc. that's the winner right there lads.
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>Aussies represented by a chink
in actual tears here pmsl
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>Australia sends a Ching chong


Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off reeeeee etc
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>>67531974
would like to see them shitpost their way out of this tbqh
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>>67528906
>Wonder if Albania is watching this with his wife :^)
Yep, she says to say "hi" to my Internet friends. Wont let the kids watch this degenerate show though.
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>>67531990
pmsl
>>
pmsl

At least our chinks are semi talented would love to see you Brits send a paki.
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>>67531990
>Wont let the kids watch this degenerate show though
They watch your life though
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Fucking disgrace desu baka fampies
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>>67532010
Fuck you, friendo.
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>you will never ever be slovenian

feels bad
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>>67532010
Screenscapped, cropped, saved, sent to be printed onto a canvas and framed for future generations.
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Slovenia - YES
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thought aus would be better desu
worried
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>>67532010
pmsl
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>>67532002
>Implying I don't have the voice of an angel
pmsl
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>>67532002

Since when did you fucking shackledraggers worm your way into the Eurovision?
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>>67532023
Every day I wish I was born an anglo-saxon desu. Why would you want to be a >slav?
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dece tits on this bird
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>>67532010
pmsl
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>>67532002
Hass for next Eurovision tbqh
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>Slovenia yes @5 worth a small
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>tfw trying to lowkey discuss the artists tits with my flatmate without my bird flipping her shit

also
Slovenia YES
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>>67532045
>not wanting to live like a god surrounded by beautiful women in eastern europe
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>>67532045
Do you like Kosovo?
>>
So Australia play in the Asia Cup football, and now are in the Eurovision Song Contest. I'll take 50s they win the Superbowl by 2020.
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>>67532029
Same, need Jamala to pull something out of the bag otherwise we'll be relying on Sweden on saturday ffs
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>the hair on this cunt

Can the be the female JUST 'do?
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this is a tune, can see it being played at student union on a friday night would get me dancing for sure, after i've slammed a few jager bombs
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>>67532119
>>67532110
Where are the backing dancers? Russia fixing again it seems
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>>67532119
>unironically liking this piece of shit "song"

PLEASE listen to actual music. Not even /mu/fia.
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>>67532087
Sure, why not?
Bulgaria so BASED.
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Bulgaria SO SO GOOD
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One more before JAMALA
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>denmark no @1.4
worth a medium, completely forgettable
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>>67532139
bet u r a refugee rnt u u lttl rat
>>
>>67532138
please have sex
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>>67532168
Agree. Smed on.
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>>67532168
It's not just forgettable, it's pure trash.
>>
>>67532168
Dropped to 1.28 already
>>
>>67532138

This.


Inane shite, the whole lot. Just goes to show that faggots and women have shit taste in everything
>>
>>67532168
Norway is worse unfortunately, otherwise I'd be on
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>>67532138
http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Please-Have-Sex-Me/dp/1937541177
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QUEEN JAMALA PLEASE SLAYYYYYYYY
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>Everyone singing in English
We should charge them for using our language desu
>>
Nice break before Ukraine, shaking
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>>67532211
'Our' they aren't speaking Scottish ya wee fud
>>
here we
here we
HERE WE FUCKING GO
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>>67532211
>our
>>
>minority related song

EVERY ONE BACK UKRAINE! LEFTISTS LOVE THIS SHIT!
>>
dece staging
>>
>>67532255
@1.002
>>
Is this btfoing Russia?
>>
UKRAINE PRICE DROPPING LIKE BRICKS
>>
>>67532262
Lack of tits tho
>>
>>67532255
>Only just realising this
Why do you think they're 2nd favourites?
>>
so much passion wow
>>
Second favourites for Eurovision now. Come on Ukraine...
>>
Sounded like Burial - Archangel, dece
>>
Very good song from Ukraine. Voice isn't great, a bit glum, girl a bit uggo not enough tits or ass.

Good music though, does not beat Russia.
>>
>>67532271
UKRAINE DRIFTING
>>
someone post the oil norway pic after that nice village pls
>>
>she will never ride my skidoo

Sampson option when?
>>
Book still so red ffs
>>
SO SO SO RED
>>
>Norway singer has mental problems

PMSL, so enriching!
>>
>>67532307
holding yoooouu

UKraine garage
>>
>>67532313
Why not?
>>67532314
Bots at work I see
>>
Russia getting SMACKED. Ukraine price GONE.
>>
>>67532307
Yeah, if he was void of talent and made the song in an afternoon. Crazy if that wins because of muh politics.
>>
>her
>nordic
fuck off
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>>67532320
How bad, friendo? Post screenshot.
Any tips soon btw?
>>
Ukraine drifting great. Going to be sweating absolute buckets on saturday, too late to get out just going to have to embrace the fact that I'm going to lose absolute sums on this. Cheers BT you melt.
>>
>>67532343
She's more mongol than germanic tbf
>>
Book looking as red as it's ever been
>>
>>67532337
Bad voice for casuals.
>>
Friendly reminder to LAY Albania in anything you can get your hands on. Terrible singer, will probably literally slip on the scene.
>>
RUSSIA ODDS ON
>>
Ukraine odds in 10s
>>
>>67532347
Cant. Too embarrassed.
Dunno. Will see what is on tomorrow but might be weekend before I see anything dece
>>
Whoopsie
>>
>>67532352
I thought all your women were blonde hair blue eyed 10/10s? step up.

I bet >>67532273 girlfriend is a 2/10 ex-swede refugee.
>>
>>67526237
>>67526342
>>67526365

oh dear friendo.
>>
Feel sick
>>
Russia 1.88
>>
>>67532381
She's from far up north which in her case makes her one of the sami people, not Norwegian in the traditional sense
>>
France is shit wtf is going on
>>
>>67532403
pmsl
>>
Georgia is awful

>using a guitar as a prop
I HATE this gimmick
>>
heads gone
>>
>Albania on

S H A K I N G

Wife trembling tbqh.
>>
back again
>>
so SO much on Norway to qualify.
>>
Market settling now, seething I didn't lay France at 2.02, what on earth was that all about
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>>67532433
HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>
>>67532343
>>67532352

The Norwegian cluster B postergirl? She's semi-sami, so somewhat mongo yes.
>>
>This Albanian skank
disgusting.
>>
Dread to think how much Webb has made watching this with the ball and chain
>>
Albania should be ashamed for sending this crow
>>
Who /comfy/ here

Looking green atm
>>
put your life-savings on norway to qualify
>>
>this albania song
sounds like a crap james bond song pmsl
>>
>>67532481
Me, because I don't have a single penny on ESC
>>
>>67532479
>>67532464
She LITERALLY paid money to be sent there. No class.
>>
>>67532481
Will be if Slovenia qualify
>>
>Albania
I am PMSL
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>
>>67532484
Already smacked 1000 kroner on Lithuania @ 350 (300 and 50) times money back.
>>
>>67532481
so uncomfy
>>
bait out the biggest eurovision sket you know
>>
bELGIUM GORL THE KIND YOU MARRY

>>67532523
ALBANIA
>>
catchy desu
>>
BT wants a small on Albania last place on Semifinal 2.
>>
Fjolnir goal when?
>>
Belgium so qt
>>
>>67532523
bt
>>
bopping my head to this tbqh
>>
Need BT to post thoughts, really thought Russia would drift
>>
give me YOUR top 10
>>
Voting for boland desu
>>
why are we not voting lads, we could try and be in on le xif
>>
>>67532576
vote serbia, my kids need to eat.
>>67532590
>200 people will influence a multi country competition
>>
>>67532590
>>67532590
I voted Ukraine
>>
>>67532590
Because it costs money
>>
Been so focused on EV missed the Stjarnan rape train
>>
>belgium surrounded by ethnics
pmsl
>>
Voted Norway pmsl
>>
who to lump on to win the semi before market closes lids?
>>
>>67532655
ukraine without a doubt
>>
>>67532655
LAY Albania to qualify.
We won't get past it, even wife says so and she's more of an EV expert than BT and J West combined.
>>
>>67529393
>>67530950
You're welcome lids
>>
is the points process as long wound as in the final, or do they reveal them in one swoop?
>>
>>67532724
just a cherry coke please
>>
>>67532724
A russia drift and a new head please
>>
>>67532724
a LARGE tip.
>>
>>67532724
some helium please, I can't bear to look at my eurovision book anymore
>>
>>67532724
sour skittlez mert
>>
>>67532724
Nothing for me m8, I'm sweet enough
>>
>>67532724

stake for the tourney @ Hampden
>>
>>67532724

please lend me £10
>>
>>67532724
Something green. Anything green
>>
When is BT going to apologise
>>
SHAKING
>>
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>>67532724
>>
>>67532777
If i do will you fuck off?
>>
If Ukraine gets drawn first half I think I'll cash for a 40% loss, thoughts? Wish BT would advise
>>
when are the semi results announced then?
>>
Norway - yes
Slovenia - yes
Georgia - yes
Belarus - no
Poland - no
Macedonia - no

How bad/good do I look?
>>
>>67532821
yes. i wont post in /bet/ anymore
>>
>>67532854
Green up on a small Switzerland yes, got the teen girl vote
>>
Reckon Euan shaves his bumhole? X
>>
>>67532860
post your paypal
>>
>>67532740
>>67532750
Best I could do lads.
>>
>>67532879
He nairs it
>>
>>67532873
I really didn't rate the performance. The bets I've got on are at half decent prices, placed last week.
>>
>>67532892
>the drift will never be in
>>
>>67532892
You planning a late one?
>>
>>67532892
>sour skittles
>>
Slovenia pls stop drifting
>>
>>67532724

Orangina and skittles please senpai
>>
1.81 its orge
>>
>>67532892
drifter is +ev af.
>>
>>67532914
Just got a bit peckish. Might do an hour of studying then look at Kolmonen shite.
>>
>>67532892

poof, bet you bought a 5p bag to put them in so no-one would see you walking home with that purchase and your sister's spongebob socks on you complete wean. Would LOVE to test your chin.
>>
>>67532943
Excellent post this, well done
>>
GEORGIA HUP
>>
>>67532922
down
>>
fuck off poland
>>
>>67532957
UP SO MUCH
>>
>>67532484
heh
>>
>>67532891
[email protected]
>>
>Norway

Hope the girl kills herself tbqh
>>
We did it lads. Godspeed.
>>
>>67532943
Wow lid. I think you need to find a soothing Spotify playlist and go for a nice walk.
>>
>>67532991
sent ;)
>>
So wait, who WON the semi-final? When does it get announced?
>>
>>67533017
once i receive it i will be gone for good,.,,,
>>
>Poland through
down down down
>>
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Nacional won't win tonight

I just know refball will destroy us. Wanted to bet on Boca to jynx them but honestly, who cares
>>
>>67533043
2/3? at nice odds?
>>
It's ok lads, the euros are next month
>>
Russia now @1.3 lads
>>
>>67533054
layed them @1.5, drifted to 1.8, didn't green up, dac

>>67533058
air
>>
Still time to get on Bulgaria to fuck Serbia to death on their way to top 10 lads
>>
not received any ££'s. looks like i've been duped. will keep posting
>>
Who else excited for special on imps tomorrow?

Hoping to pay for my kids holiday with it.
>>
Never getting involved in this shite again. BT has a whole lot to answer for here
>>
>>67533073
>air
Did you lot get in a decent group?
>>
BT on the floor.
>>
Australia a lay at prices tonight
>>
>>67533083
would you PLEASE have sex
>>
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lads, lads, lads, you have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't on this dank accy
>>
>>67533102
that you meta? NEED new setup pics
>>
>>67533094
PLEASE stop posting
>>
>>67533102
Because you didn't trip on
>>
>>67533102
>OKC
>On clutch night
You obviously don't have a clue meta
>>
>>67533026

pls respond
>>
>>67533090
Same group as the Scots I think.
>>
>>67533090
Yeah with Scotland, Greece and Norway. Should be easy.
>>
>>67533124
>>67533121
>>67533114
>being compared to metaKnight /bet/ trip god
>damn it feels good to be a gangsta
get on the accy or drown in tears liddos
>>
>>67533102
Refuse to believe this is Tom Duncan's last game tonight
>>
>>67533045
Can you send me a shirt lad, really want one.
>>
>>67533086
Waiting for euan to post it thinking he's a shrewd gambler with incredible knowledge, when really its the same every time. Just the first person to find a bookies doing lines on it.
>>
Imagine living in a country that won't be at the finals.

pmsl
>>
so why is australia contending?
>>
lids...
>>
>>67533192
she looks like she needs about 4 days sleep
>>
>>67533191
Higher viewing figures/votes/shit posting
>>
>>67533192

>18

Nigga she at least 30
>>
>>67533192
woof
>>
S H A K I N G
>>
>>67533192

>18
>>
>>67533192
She looks so sad, those eyes are trying to hide years of self-hatred and crippling sadness, and they're not doing a job of it.
>>
>>67533191
Because we are the best.
>>
>>67533226
are you the winners?
>>
>>67533086
wtb? britannia look like a bit of a bogey team
>>
>>67533192
Where are you lid?
>>
>>67533192
grim
>>
Dodgers or Mets?

I've got a med on mets money line.
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS BT
>>
>>67533233
No.

We said Russia could win this one if they took care of poo peeland
>>
the reason ukraine is drifting is very simple Punters who invested at 40 are just laying to make money. How can you measure instantly whether people liked it or not?
>>
>>67533248
Aberdeen lid
>>
>>67533302
Because most people looked at and went " fuck, there's no way this beats Russia"

Russia needs to flop with the jury
>>
Huge draw this, shaking
>>
>>67533387

Massive.
>>
>>67533418
Jamala needs second half or everyone should cash out, Russia will win.
>>
GTFI
>>
>>67533473
AIR
>>
>wake up to see my OC in the OP.

wew
>>
Wait if Australia wins does that mean we get to host and Europe gets cucked and has to watch Eurovision at midday

Pmsl
>>
>>67533473
need Australia now
>>
>>67533473
Feel its just delaying the tears tbqh
>>
>>67533505
Think Germany has already said they'd host if you win m8.
>>
>>67533516
Not sure if I would rather it got first half and I could just cash and move on
>>
what's the difference between under 2.25 and under 2.5 goals?
>>
cmon aus second half pls
>>
need Aus 2nd half like air

>>67533545
fuck off
>>
>>67533550
Where you seeing the draw announced?
>>
>>67533579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9zg5njLIs
>>
DOWN
>>
>>67533551
rekt
>>
Russia 1.7
>>
JUST
>>
>>67533192
more pics? I would swipe right at first glance
>>
First half so good, Russia going to stand out so much :(
>>
>>67533545
please answer, i dont get it
>>
>>67533609
so is Ukraine, depends which comes first
>>
>>67533609
Only option left is you gotta take a flight there and pay off the stage guy so when Russia does his flying shit he falls
>>
>>67533631
BT will save us, he'll pull something out of the bag
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1PYKKSKVc

Good advice for all you tindy lids
>>
ARP's confidence in tatters
>>
could do with israel second
>>
>Hovi's fingers
eurgh
>>
Saturday night is going to be one of the biggest nights in the history of /bet/.
Discuss (5 marks)
>>
about to do it lads
>>
58 unique IPs seems pretty low lids. Not sure the /sp/ janitors are going to allow us to continue on the board with numbers like this.
>>
>>67533696
M A R E
>>
>>67533696
pmsl, clueless.
Current odds are -EV. Doing another mistake won't erase the previous mistake.
Stick to 5pound Saturday accumulators pal.
>>
>>67533698
fuck. we'll be moved to >>>/asp/
>>
>>67533710
dont give a rats arse about value mate want winners
>>
>>67533696
>1.72
NEED a drift asap
>>
>>67533722
They won't win lid. Relax.
>>
>>67533696
ENJOY THE 5% COMMISSION, BITCH
>>
>>67533738
who will then, lad?
>>
>>67533696
men being sorted from the boys atm

don't submit to your quivering arse
>>
put it all on spurs lads. 1.80, coach pop making this going to 7
>>
BIG_AL ON RUSSIA WIN

TOPPING UP MASSIVE
>>
Would love to bottle Big_Al
>>
>>67533754
The most degenerate and pompous song. Think Conchita.
>>
Tybba

Truly one of the greats
>>
>Running order for the grand final to be published "within a few hours".

cant sleep, why do i have so much on, going to be down mental
>>
>>67533795
Or the most hyped and graphically interesting song? Think Heroes?
>>
1.69
>>
Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZQUSoy6fYY
>>
>>67533964
scust
>>
>>67533789
Big_Al sucks though

I Q.E.D'd him a few hours ago
>>
I'm marge on NOB -2
>>
Just had sudaca bird tell me she loves me lids
>>
Nacional dnb above evens tb
>>
Probably quickest /bet/ thread in a long time lads. Jani probably went off his rocker when he saw the title too.
>>
>>67534054
Strange to think that Eurovision has brought /bet/ back
>>
>>67534076
Maybe everyone is a bunch of poofs and feel at home here
>>
Anyone used 138.com bookies?

They seem to have a massive markets pregame, even more leagues than bet365
>>
>>67534089
nibs
>>
>>67534076
Just saying, I hate eurovision more than i hate limp wristed lefites. But betting on it makes it exciting.

Think I give a shit about the Latvian U21 league? fuck no but have a smed on and it's the best sporting event going.
>>
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>67534121

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>67534121

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>67534121
>>
Kicked out the arena ffs, couldn't stop screaming red when the polish lad was singing about what colour my life is. Head has gone, roll has gone, might as well as end my life. Sold my flight and identity to some Somali who wanted to move to the uk just to get more money to lay Russia with. Completely lost control of my life.
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