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O, дaй ми любoвтa
>>67534170
wouldn't gf it, but love to shag it
Kicked out the arena ffs, couldn't stop screaming red when the polish lad was singing about what colour my life is. Head has gone, roll has gone, might as well as end my life. Sold my flight and identity to some Somali who wanted to move to the uk just to get more money to lay Russia with. Completely lost control of my life
>>67534170
You might wanna keep her in your contacts lid, that coffin may come in handy come Saturday night
>>67534170
>881 instagram photos
hate this meme tbqh
>>67534186
Can we help at all lad?
>>67534170
post insta
>>67534238
>virgin gf
Why did you gf her before you'd banged her?
>>67534202
giggled
>>67534265
Good girls dont fuck without commitment m8
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=running_order_for_grand_final_revealed
>>67534255
whitechxpel_ beyond grim though lid
>>67534238
Russia already won lad, @1.48 now
>>67534280
DIABOLICAL
>>67534186
Cash for 50% loss?
Old boys o4.5
>>67534312
>2015
>>67534313
oh my
>>67534312
where is Ukraine?
Need BT to go Wilson Raj on the Russian singer and break his ankles while hes walking to his hotel.
What was the info on Russia lay and backing Sweden and Netherlands again?
>>67534186
if you have a little money left to get a hockey stick, please do >>67534359
think most of us can chip in a greasy 10SEK
>>67534450
what the fuck
Who here on baseball?
Got too much on Mets Money line.
Shake shake shaking.
>>67534450
Ask her where it all went so wrong
who is the sad cunt who reported the all the tinder posts?
>>67534450
>>67534469
>7 year age range
nonce
>>67534450
Ask if you can cum on her braces
>>67534489
qt desu
>>67534489
Very. Important.
>>67534450
Just give it a year.
>Full time mummy at full time mummy
>>67534505
>qt desu
pmsl she looks like she has hairy armpits
>>67534450
>Pregnant and taken!
>Just looking for some pals
>>67534489
Why do I feel like she's scottish
>>67534505
>qt desu
I thought so but I feel she's hiding a receding hairline with that photo crop
What did she mean by this?
>>67534505
no she isnt
>>67534594
I regret everything
>>67534594
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>67534583
ffs, going to bed
>>67534594
pmsl
>>67534583
message her "all girls walk with a limp after a night with me, so i guess you're well prepared ;)"
>>67534627
>only 1 me at Being Unique
>>67534661
getting your Account details lid. its Euan
>>67534661
>a girl actually having kik
nonce detected
>>67534661
it is either bondage or something related femdom
OR some super normal stuff like watching movies and playing videogames
>>67534661
Where are you? I might actually message her.
>>67534719
>looking down her top and almost seeing her feet
>>67534757
3/10. would probably still fuck
>>67534757
tfw I got a library gf last year but she gave me herpes and has now blocked me on social media :/
>>67534783
Rough that lad
>>67534730
Was a while ago sorry, just thought it was a good share because I deleted tindy 3 months ago because I was getting about 1 match a fortnight and it was a bot. Even though I swiped right for everyone. I don't even have trouble getting girls in real life just never got any matches on tindy.
>>67534719
Welcome to the promised land lid, hope you enjoy your stay
>>67534619
yes yes yes
>>67534820
>No bet365
>Promised land
I don't think so m8
>>67534825
FRAUD
They cap it and you have to start deleting the old ones before you can get more.
>>67534821
what do i say to her lid?
Tinder where I live is 90% single/divorced mothers and the rest are bots.
>>67534854
>he hasb't got tinder +
>>67534860
This is a problem, why?
>>67534820
I like it tbqh, this must be what Albania feels like
>>67534783
pml poor lad
>>67534877
Because I don't want to be daddy to some hick's bastard child.
I live in the south btw
>>67534859
Those glasses make your face look tiny. Bet I could still hit it from 10m away with my super soaker ;)
>>67534900
>I live in the south btw
Do you not have a bombastic personality with a drawl that makes women quiver?
>>67534783
>>67534914
Could be fucking 16 year old virgins and the only downside is anon calling you a nonce pmsl
Tinder, not even once.
>implying i'd lie
>>67534853
We have AO without giving Mackers referral money :^)
>>67534886
The flag stands out in /bet/ though, can barely shitpost as anon
>>67534939
she looks like she stinks
The tipster gokuson does doubles on 1.3 odds bets to get about 1.7. Does this actually work long term or not? I guess the problem is you need a few bets to come in to cover losses because of the sub evens bet. Has anyone had actual success with this?
>>67534949
meant to quote >>67534854
pmsl
>>67534962
nibs
>>67534962
Sorry mate, /bet/ is closed for the night. This is /tinder/ now
>>67534939
She looks like she would be easy to spunk and dump. You wouldn't even feel bad because she already looks sad, it's not like you're taking a happy girl and ripping that from her.
>>67534962
Have sex.
>>67534939
You're missing a 'B' in your name. How about I give you a 'D' in your kidneys?
>>67534962
No you can't. Odds are already figured out, doesn't matter if they're in doubles. Always lose long term.
>>67535034
Literally dropped 100lbs between the thumnail and pic.
>>67535034
>Easily pressured into doing anal girl.
>>67534914
Sorry to hear that pal. Really feel for you,could happen to anyone
>>67535064
thanks man.
>>67534988
Euan, score for the red imps game?
>>67535085
15-1 ez
>>67535101
>>67535085
Depends on teamsheets lids
>>67535104
>17. Dont know why it says 19 on here haha
>>67534914
I'd go down there and embarrass her in front of everyone the slag
>>67535095
So you're living near to me and I'm wondering what the general standard of girl is like and is Tinder worth getting???
>>67534783
>>67534914
This thread has done more to encourage me to wear condoms than sex ed at school
>>67535188
condoms cant protect you from genital warts
>>67535188
or herpes
>>67535200
>>67535218
Np I never get laid anyway :)
>>67535188
>>67535200
>>67535218
>>67535286
Reminder this >>67534931 is the best possible option.
>>67535177
Depends how attractive you are lid, there's plenty of attractive alt girls and all but you'd probably get most of them just by talking to them irl at uni or whatever. I don't use tinder for dates though. Just to post on /bet/ for my lids.
pmsl lads. Had a mare. Just accidentally super liked a fatty. Only thing redder than my face right now is my Eurovision book
>>67535347
Good try, Ian, you'll get there
>>67535367
pmsl
trying to find the location of the lad who keeps posting tinder girls through triangulation, are you from aberdeen?
>>67535367
I'm being serious mate. Shocker right here
>>67535397
>triangulation with 1 device
pmsl no wonder you never made it to the moon
>>67535313
I'm reasonably attractive but it seems most decent girls up here are frigid as fuck so I presumed tinder would be a waste of time
>>67534914
Genital warts aren't for life m8
>>67535461
just go to one of those bar/restaurant type places, where you can hear disclosure over the speakers but still have a nice meal
>>67535428
give it a go for a week, might get lucky, but otherwise its just something to amuse yourself with by posting screenshots.
>most decent girls up here are frigid
Just need to meet them in the right situation imo
>>67535397
Slow down Sherlock
>>67533313
>Aberdeen lid
>>67535461
Going to need photos first mate. Remember to post via mobile network
>>67535461
Ask her to accompany you to the STD clinic because somethings not right with the wee man
>>67535504
>>67535397
pmsl Euan, he's asking me where I'm from, not where I am.
>>67535504
what's wrong with wi-fi, euan?
>>67535489
>going to a bar/restaurant on a 1st tinder date
wew
I'm thinking more of 'the park' or 'Ladbrokes' if i'm being honest. I can be myself then.
>>67535504
Na she's probably shagged a /bet/ poster t b h
>>67535513
Good shout
>>67535422
> 33 miles from girl at dundee and angus college
> 66 miles from a girl in mansfield
> 63 miles from a girl in long bennington
pretty simple tbqh
>>67535559
You know this is /tinder/ part of /eurovision/ formerly known as /bet/ right?
BEGGING on me hands and knees for Jani to clean up this thread, enough is enough
>>67535504
Is it weird that guy knows your flatmate?
>>67535556
Go on then. Give us all a laugh.
>>67535528
You will feel the wrath of the jani
>>67535609
Shall I ask her out to Ladbrokes so I can put a fat bet on a mainstream game? I've never even been in to a bookies.
>>67535588
just report posts, hassan.
>>67535609
dynamic ip lad. do ips even do statics as standard?
>>67535640
Didn't purchase a 4chan Pass for this quality of posting m8s
>>67535668
-ev af son.
>>67535668
They do it for free
>>67535668
You were one of the first initiators, only yourself to blame
>>67535702
>he works for google >for free
>>67535601
>someone in Aberdeen knowing a popular guy from Aberdeen
not really
>>67535639
Would have to advise against a date in the bookies desu. Closest option is a day at the races.
Off to bed lads, night x
> /bet/ getting together to watch a soccer game
>>67535712
What's wrong with her lips?
>>67535722
i don't post much tbf.
where is flatanon?
>>67535712
Charge your fucking phone.
>>67535738
ill just finger her in the park then.
>>67535746
That's clearly handegg, faggot
>>67535712
do you spoof you IP?
at first i thought you might be from essex but now it seems you are tindering all around britain
>>67535752
The're not wrapped around my dick
>>67535814
this.
>>67535803
I've already told Euan, this is old news lid.
>>67535832
>tomato slicer
>>67535832
I actually really like her even though she's definitely a slut.
>>67534336
WINS
>>67535905
>being a slut is a bad thing
Only insecure lads care about that shit
Miss cara posting desu
>>67535937
this desu, nothing wrong with a slut, its the whores you need to keep away from.
>>67535937
she'd gobble me up and spit me out quicker than the betfair big boys did.
>>67535746
>kevinkilbane.webm
>>67535952
you want me to post some THICK girls for you hass?
>>67535937
Read:
>>67534783
>>67534914
>>67536004
Point well made.
>>67535746
>Dat BT at the start
>>67535974
I'm into petite girls desu, thick girls intimidate me
>>67536040
>thick girls intimidate me
How micro is your penis lid?
>>67536069
>Implying size matters when you're a bowcat
>>67535832
Women like this intimidate me incredibly
Who /Trump/ here?
>>67536172
Fair play, i'm a bowcat too.
I like petite girls too Hass.
>>67535937
pmsl only betas picking up sloppy seconds (or fifths more likely) would make a post like this
women are like cars and their value drops immensely after every new owner (sexual partner)
>>67536243
Spend your neetbux elsewhere, Trump has no chance lid
trust me I'm a political scientist
>>67536302
Sounds like something a nonce would say
>>67536333
I believe.
>>67536314
Fuck
FUCK
SWEATING
Did you anon? did you?
>>67536314
Send me her instagram
>>67536314
File under 'fucked by every college sportsman at parties'
>>67536407
rachelxoxo7836
>>67536380
those tits are all fat anon, no I didn't
>>67536314
>>67536407
scust
>>67536455
Yeah that's all fat. The type with three bellies,
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=113running_order_for_grand_final_revealed
Eurovision running order lids
>>67536601
>Russia 18
>Ukraine 21
HOPE
Russia are by far the favourites of the bookies this years, coming into the final with odds of 1.61. These odds are even way lower than the 2.4 on Alexander Rybak in 2009 when he demolished the highest scoring record for Eurovision. The odds had been around 2 for quite some time but now it looks like a one-way street for Russia's Sergey Lazarev.
The bookies have been spot on at predicting the winner for the last few years and I don't expect them to lose any pace on that matter.
The highly likeable and funny Sergey Lazarev is one of Russia's most loved artists, having pursued a career as a singer, dancer and actor. His rise to stardom in the home country was through the band Smash!! which he started with his friend. Ever since the band broke up in 06', Sergey has constantly been producing quality singles and solo albums, raking in almost every possible award for his music in the Russian music awards, so no one was even remotely against the idea of him participating in the Eurovision song contest if the right song would present itself. And so it did in "You Are The Only One". Sergey was internally selected to represent his nation before the song was chosen, but that method of selecting an act has been used since 2013 in Russia when they cancelled the national finals.
The song itself is visually one of the most amazing entries of the year. Sergey uses the CGI and props beautifully and climbs the screen behind him. The technical glitches are always being worked on and the song has made major improvements since the first rehearsal in Sweden, working a lot better with camera angles and improving the outfit etc. The first rehearsal was kind of a mess for Sergey as he accidentally fell from 9ft down to the stage and looked a bit nervous. That is all in the past now as he looks forward with great confidence. In the following links I will include the song, live from semi 1 and the studio version. Enjoy
>>67536742
>The song itself is visually one of the most amazing entries of the year.
Would be lying if I said I had seen all the entries or knew a better one this year but it honestly seemed like the sort of shit you've seen one or two acts doing every year for the past 2 or 3 years to me. I didn't see it and think "Wow this looks great" but more like "Another one of these sorts of performances" its just become kinda cliche or worn out.
>>67536742
pmsl
>>67536742
What wet wipe wrote this?
>>67536902
BT in the /bet/ mafia FB page.
>>67536902
In-play tips Try to find value bets in any sport Looking for maximum profit 4/10 small 5/10 small/med 6/10med 7/10 med/large 8/10 large 10/10 special
01.5 pachuca desu
Nacional bound to score
Nacional battering
>>67537447
>>67537420
Which one?
>>67537467
Put a small on both pmsl
>>67537467
Atletico
>there's literally something called Eurovision
is this they type of queer shit that stops the Brexit?
Posted earlier in the last thread about having £0 in my bet 365 account. I just put a fiver on an acca of Italy, Russia, Croatia, Poland and Austria all to not qualify from their Euro groups @630 and I've decided I'm not betting again until I've won or lost that.
>>67538058
Wait did that come in lid
nobody staying up all night for the esports wages then?
>>67538537
>esports wages
what did he mean by this
>>67538594
RNG v SKT league of legends tonight, bookies CLUELESS as per, doesn't start till 6.30~ though zzzzzzz
>>67538537
lads, lads, lads
make way for the esports betting KING
PS: Utter TEARS for those who didn't tail my accy LOL
>>67539237
wtb? RNB?
Nacional please
>>67539254
YES LAD. What you on tonight???
>>67539388
RNG seem like insane value at 2.7 tbqhwyl, I'm also going to be betting RNG first blood ever map also as odds should be in line with the moneyline.
cusb worlds eries y/n?
>>67539805
nah, i never bet on fb, almost no value
check these FREE TIPS (too late for okc sorry liddos LOL)
>>67540021
You would pass RNG FB @ 2.7 lad????? How can that not be value? They've had FB almost every game.
>>67540081
well, if it is 2.7 i will look at it, but any lower than 2.5 i wont touch. i actually dont know much about LoL but for DotA the fb bet is not worth it usually.
>>67534477
What is the reasoning behind baseball picks? You just pick the favourites?
It's more lotto than corners ffs
DAC on eurovision desu
Holy fuck I wake up like an hour earlier every day. This shit needs to stop. Aussies here?
>>67544143
Sup
>>67544230
Redlands y/n?
Czechs -2.5 in IIHF today
/freemoney/
book it
>messaged Big_al
>he's gonna make a cricket category
get ready boys. time for some uber shrewd tips
and reminder, get on mumbai today or you're a fucking bellend
>>67544636
mumbai indians over the kings xi in the ipl?
that the bet?
>>67544681
yep, try and get it at around 1.7
>>67544262
No,
No bet for me anyway, if your an addict go for it
Aussie AFL/VFL anon around? There has been a swing on the SW odds for tonight's Crows v Cats match. Cats have become the faves over the past couple of hours. Still hoping one of them hits over evens before the match starts.
>>67544748
Nah, just bored and waiting for the first bet of the day but I can muster up enough patience to wait for a better bet.
>>67544763
>kids these days
>>67544781
I'm the oldest poster on /bet/
>>67544793
i hope you have that on your T-shirt
>>67544814
It's still in print. Shirtinator so slow, can't recommend them. zzzzz
Excited for imps. Big money day.
>>67544793
I doubt that.
Think I may have spotted a large for tomorrow lads. Was doing some serious research online and I found that the white sox pitcher has started the season a perfect 7-0 and he is facing off against a rookie who has lost 5 straight decisions. Not to mention the white sox win loss record is much better than the Yankees. All my research points to the sox winning this. Simply cannot see how this bet loses.
>>67544891
>betting on anything american
no thanks
>>67544891
>bookies don't know this
Zzzzzzzz
What's that twitter-account that exposes fraud tipsters? Would love to send him some info on how Magnus operates
>>67544891
Leave this thread and charge your phone when you get home.
>>67544903
>>67544914
>>67544972
wow fuck you guys, I come in here and try to be nice and give you my special large play of the day and this is how I am treated??
cool though, just ignore it. who wants free money anyway right?
>>67545099
>20 dollar bet
Zzzzzzz
>>67544972
There's the @The_VIP_Police @WinningScores @BettingScams @CasualGamblerEV and a couple more I can't remember offhand.
>>67545099
>large play
>mainstream
>$20 stake
Triggered
>>67545180
ignore the trolls ffs
So red pmsl
Tried to switch from my banks basic package to online banking only, now my account has been frozen for 2 days already. What the fuck is this shit, is this normal?
Too much on imps tbqh
Nice to see BT has gone into hiding
>>67545377
Imps game is why I'm so pissed I can't deposit more money. I don't use credit cards, so my money is stuck in my account.
>>67545412
Surely BT will take a pipe to Russian knees to protect his reputation
>>67545450
Can germans use betclic? If so buy paysafecards in store and use them to deposit. Or can't you use your debit card either?
>>67545377
wheres the line mate? cant find any sites doing it.
russia looking good. planning to put a couple of quid on them
>>67545514
LOVE this gimmick
>>67545491
Think I could do that, can't use my card but maybe I can get cash from the teller. Gonna have to ask them what's going on anyway.
Geelong -1.5
SPECIAL
>>67545564
pmsl thanks for the money lid
>>67545576
>>67545564
>replying to yourself in an attempt to get people to waste their money on a shit bet because you can't afford to gamble yourself and feel resentment towards those who can.
ive made a 20% profit betting on /r/sportsbook tips. im making a loss on /bet/ and tt, why?
>>67545584
what a strange little man you are
love the inference based on nothing
BEGGING you to have sex
>>67545599
Because you lack the brain to pick good bets
Luxton so shit
>>67545599
>being unable to keep your back story together
Thought you were out of cash to bet with lad
>>67545604
what is inspect?
>>67545623
Nibs
>>67545621
only betting with a couple of quid. i won a tesco meal deal's worth yesterday
>>67545609
What is he on?
really loving the reddit pick of the day (POTD) system they have, wonderful community.
>>67545633
Boots meal deal so SO much better lid
>>67545639
How much do I have to pay you for getting yourself permabanned here?
>>67545646
£20 is the going rate rn
here's a tip from my wife's son; http://esportsfire.com/bitcoin-betting/
>>67545657
That's a steal, but I'll have to demand proof that you are actually banned
>>67545657
VALUE
>>67545668
gentleman's code, my friend. i will permanently move to /r/sportsbook
>>67545678
Nah, banned or no deal
>>67545684
sorry, posting in /sp/ outside of /bet/ is something i hold dear to me and cannot sell.
>>67545693
Okay fair enough
Over 6.5 in imps or no? Anyone seen the lineup yet?
>>67545719
big goals mate. 10+.
thought I'd reply to you seeming as everyone else is keeping info tight out of greed.
>>67545747
woops, forgot the tripcode for this post.
>>67545767
pmsl
>>67545719
Yeah go special overs. Euan will probably tip after the 1st goal and then brag about his huge wins.
who else /onGoku/
cant wait for the literally free money to come pouring in
Soccerway says unders
>>67545635
Avondale u20 sw and Bentleigh Greens u20 sw
got so much money on imps. bookies dont know whats coming
whats the info on the imps
Can't stop drilling
Won't stop drilling
>>67545904
what does imps stand for
Derby to win the playoffs is a lock
>>67545904
top secret, only for real shrewd gamblers, non of your mainstream crap.
>Lay Russia
>Back Sweden
>Back Netherlands
Geelong -0.5 @1.95
>>67545962
>falling for aus shit.
enjoy your loss
>>67545927
bump
>>67545990
Why the fuck are you bumping a thread that had a post a minute ago, you absolute cretin?
>>67545962
Crows are winning m8
>>67545995
i'm bumping my question you fuckin faggot
>>67546000
I can guarantee you that bumping your own fucking pants-on-head retarded questions in a /bet/ thread will not do you any good, you strange little man.
>>67545927
bump
>>67545997
u wish cunt
>>67545997
0-1 zzzzzzzzzzzzzz freee money
>>67545997
geelong now -5.5 being offered
tears at anyone that didn't get on this
0.222222222
already putting this down as a win
ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67546065
0.5 is a silly line set by the bookies, only 1 in 200 matches end in draws
0.3333333 (33333333)
50 units on -0.5 @ 1.95
easy morning money. thanks boys.
are crows the worst team this sport has ever seen?
cant stop PMSL
>>67546099
what team is this on?
fuck this im cashing out, its over boys
Loving these posts desu
Please watch our sport
This is easily one of the most homosexual sports I have ever seen.
What the fuck is the deal? Any aussie wanna explain?
They can tackle, they can't tackle?
Life long Geelong fan here tbqh
And how many players are on the field?
>>67546167
You can tackle the player with the ball
>>67546185
18 a team on the field with 4 subs and you can sub players in and out pretty much whenever you want
Love that people are on a bet I literally just looked at the line and picked one team while adding the word special
>>67546211
The tackles all seem quite weak compared to ruggers though. Is that normal?
>>67546224
Forgot to add I watch maybe 2 games of afl a year
>already up 10
Such a J U D G E
>>67546241
>>67546224
i was too shrewd to get on it
>>67546224
better be right ive got half my bank roll on this.
going to cash out maybe
>>67546226
yeah, they have to run more and faster so have slimmer builds
>>67546226
Well it's not just meatheads running straight at each other if that's what you mean.
I'm not going to type out all the rules, suggest a google search if you'd like to learn the game.
>>67546253
will the ref ever stop blowing the whistle and stopping play?
>>67546251
Yeah lid, smash Geelong 6th goal 1.9, it's a lock
>>67546265
it happens whenever a player catches it without touching the ground or ricochet by another player
>>67546289
without the ball touching the ground?
might take a while to get used to this, but seems good betting. can see value in unders/overs
Also is fighting normal in this? ref doesnt seem to interfere
>>67545812
In tears for when they play a youth team because they have the cup final next week.
>>67546331
Implying I don't have the team sheet
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67546344
>implying you do
>>67546359
what would you do to see it?
>tfw you finally go all in on a goku tip and he fails
>>67546367
Wait about 7 hours
>>67546370
magic
Can anyone link me to the 3rd divisions of Russia? I know they're regional, so there're plenty tables.
This year or last year, I remember seeing it linked here over a year ago. Problaby BritTurk who found it.
>>67546387
yessss
goku is best
>>67546416
actually no he sucks iwata fucking scored
Crow guy with moustache from 80s who gives the other players loads of shit is my favourite already.
>>67546427
his bet was tokyo DC + over 2 in osaka game you fucking flannel
>>67546448
choking back tears after betting on the wrong team.. fuck all this chink names
>>67546477
make it back on over 8.5 imps, EASY money
>>67546493
>over 8.5 imps
what game?
Is Imps the most blatant /bet/ mafia tip ever?
>>67546509
Haven't seen a serious tip for todays game yet. Gonna have to wait for lineups
>>67546507
pros only
@ESCtips_Gavster Russia's price is surely bot driven? Cant believe it's now the same price as Loreen was on the high street. - 4/6.
@_liamlane 100% bot driven, but also some lemmings jumping onboard. Very strange movements in-running last night too.
@ESCtips_Gavster @_liamlane Mid top ten finish for Russia!
@davidhobbs1990 @_liamlane Bold, but I like it :)
>>67546509
No that would be laying Russia.
>>67546509
Listen here mate. I am a Gibraltar football expert. And I am telling you right now that Britannia XI will be the bet
>>67546588
and people say /bet/ doesn't have the best banter!!!
Capalapa women is the bet.
The people criticising Watford today are the same ones who were criticising them for moving on from Jokanovic to Flores after promotion.
>>67546509
>implying it wasn't when i made juveguy bet on the Juve C team
>>67546671
kill yourself
>>67546643
Thanks, Nick.
>>67546643
you don’t need to go that far back. They were saying how Everton took too long with Martinez 24 hours ago
>>67546679
Regret it now tbqhwy.
Thought you'd piss off after that instead of shitting this place up with your idea of banter
>>67546671
>implying it wasnt when i convinced /bet/ there was a fix on some shit south american late night game to come back from 1 down for the win.
they just kept rebacking
>>67546716
i wont until i get back what i deserve
>>67546717
You sick son of a bitch
>>67546722
Bankruptcy?
1 week Pattaya incl plane tickets for 1 grand. I'm down.
>>67546638
Does't look too bad, Info?
The annoying thing about Eurovision is that it's always Oxford or Cambridge that win it.
>>67546760
when you going mate? i'll be out there as well
With each club who leaves their original ground another nail lands in the coffin of what I grew up knowing as football.
>>67546791
Next week I guess
/bet/, when do i get my pocket money?
>>67546643
>>67546764
>>67546798
PLEASE HAVE SEX
>>67546760
>Pattaya
First google result
>Pattaya police start new anti-violence campaign after spate of tourist attacks
>>67546760
Not much really, looked at soccerway and saw that Michelton is shit and Capalaba is less shit. Looked at Rball for 5 min and Capalaba dominated, so took them at 3.70 SW, prices are now adjusted and they are 2.00 SW now, without scoring a goal.
>>67546811
I've been to places that are less safe than Pattaya, I think I'll be fine. It wasn't exactly my first choice but it was suggested here and my uncle has been to Pattaya earlier this year so I might aswell check it out.
>>67546717
Ur not him
>>67546811
>not knowing pattaya anyway
Germany's support of the sex trade disgusts me more than his head ever will
>>67546638
air
>>67546722
your chin tested?
I'm the tinder guy too lid, come up here anytime, you'll get exactly what you deserve
Tokyo worth it at this point?
>>67546638
tears
>>67546883
>chin tested
>>67546884
put loads on a DNB tokyo win. guarantee you they won't lose
>>67546915
Fuck you
>>67540021
>rng
>secret
tears
Tampines missing Pennant and Webb, is Home the bet?
rufy is BACK
>>67547057
Yesterday 4 bet win on nba with score assist and rebound follow me on my facebook page is free
fc tokyo score when
starting to get impatient here lads
>>67547090
; ;
Great time to lay Russia
>>67547127
I've been topping up from 3.1 downwards. Not stopping. Biggest loss I will ever face if they win, 1.6 lay is genuinely insane value now thanks to Putin's bot
rebacked tokyo at 4.5
tapping my feet fast now
>>67547156
rebacked again at 5
>>67547169
rebacked at 6 now, come on
gonna lose half my bank roll if they dont score
>>67547182
they score if d u b s
wtb lads
rebacking @ 7 because fuck it im too far in
get dubs now
who /ArmeniaTop5/ here? Will be a huge closing to the show and is staged very well, can see them doing nicely
rebacking @ 10
PLEASE score now
>>67547234
both teams will sudoku after the match.
>>67547241
and so will i
>>67547267
;_;
AUS topping DL charts and UKR topping Eurovision site polls
Lads I feel a little bittersweet.
I like the /bet/ community, and even /tinder/ posting can be fun, dunno why the janny has such a heart attack its part of /bet/ and even /sp/ culture.
But tonight, when so many of you lose thousands of pounds on Russia, i think you'll either leave or kill yourself. If Russia win, i'll be here for you.
Good day and god bless xx
>>67547410
Its tomorrow friendo
>>67547410
>tonight
fuck off you utter cunt fud melt
>>67547427
>>67547432
My apologies lids, please accept my apology. I don't watch that leftie degenerate shite.
>>67547452
Just don't let it happen again liddo
Geelong up 19 lids, such a judge.
Going to make my trip "Aussie Euan" in honour of our one true judge
>>67547487
please do
Scenes when Russia wins
>>67547464
I'm really sorry
>>67533696
>now @1.5s
air
Thanks for the Geelong tip aussie lid.
Up 4 figures insane.
>used to be shrewd
>now every time i make a bet it loses
how do i remove this curse lids?
>>67547605
Andy Murray 2-0 at 1.66 should pull you back a little.
>>67547638
how certain?
>>67547680
not very
>>67547681
On huge
isn't goffin good?
andy murray 2-0 @2.8
someone END the GRANDETARANTO spam
>>67547749
now at @1.75 get in quick
>way too late for murray
its serena all over again
MURRAY absolute beast
>not trusting Murray on clay
It's like you don't want money.
Cunco is a lay in the 2.00 Newbury
Being Frankel's first son has deflated his price and the ground is soft enough. That's he's "excitable" means he's liable to underperform.
Price has drifted massively since I started typing so not much point playing but hey ho.... He shouldn't win.
>>67547899
pmsl
anyone tips on the nadal game in 20?
>>67547975
Sorry if anybody took that advice...
2YOs don't behave like that beforehand and win the way he did.
Sires can't be judged on one run but on that basis, Frankel could be a very very special stallion.
Horse did everything wrong and he still won, that was great to watch.
>>67548034
anything else for today?
>>67548034
>I'm the son of Frankel, pal!
>>67548034
Havlin couldn't pull the bastard up, reminiscent of his old man.
We may have witnessed the dawn of a new era ala Northern Dancer/Sadlers Wells...
>Preparing laundry
>Emptying pockets of jeans I wore last weekend
>Find a tenner and a score
What should I do with my windfall lids?
>>67548046
The only one I had earmarked to post here was made a non-runner so no, sorry. Plenty of racing tomorrow so if there's anything I'll post it up later.
>>67548034
>who are ya?
>I'm the son of Frankel, pal!
Great stuff
Andy please.
>>67548103
thanks lad.
godlike murray
any experts on China Jia league?
Qingdao Huanghai are @ 1.8 Sunday morning, thats gota be mispriced right?
Parking ticket on friday the 13th..
Imps better come in.
>>67548347
where did you park?
>>67548347
Imps ; ;
Fell asleep, now my bank's closed. Also invited to a bday party so I'm not even going to be at home when Imps play. Can't believe I'm missing out on this.
mumbai cricket game starting soon, hurry up and get on.
Murray so shrewd
>>67548397
Why?
Murray so lewd
tfw murray steals more sets than wins his own
>Murray
>>67548437
because there's no way in hell they're losing, especially with how well they've been playing recently and how bad punjab are. it's literally, dare i say, free money
>>67548491
on HUGE
Daniel Gould @sofabet · 41s41 seconds ago
Another very slick run-through for Russia.
>>67548547
I watched it, still boring desu. Juries will hate it.
in /bet/'s case, it's more like the Eurovision Mong Contest
>>67548516
good lad
EBAM
>>67548558
delete this
>>67548245
Definitely not an expert, but Qingdao are coming back from a very mediocre season in 2015. Great start so far, but still too early to really consider them huge favorites. They got a bunch of new players that are doing dece, this much I can tell. I think 1.8 is a great price. Maybe it's injury related and the info isn't out there yet?
laying Vardy for SPOTY is surely value
the lad's a racist gambler, there'd be public uproar if someone like us won it
>>67548589
Who's he up against?
thx based murray
>>67548579
Btw. check out the odds of their recent games, they were dogs in all of them and won 4/5. I think such a good start into the new season was simply unexpected.
sooo....leicester all over again?
hard at the thought of how much coin i'm gonna win on the mumbai bet. thanks a lot reffocs!
>>67548589
>there'd be public uproar if someone like us won it
would there? not sure anyone gives a shit about it
>>67548689
Tyson Fury would have won last year had he kept his triggering words to himself.
>>67548710
>comparing Vardy to Fury
full of shit
post yfw mumbai indians win and net you many, many of the queen's finest sterling
>>67548710
Fury is a knob though, not because of that but because he acts like saying that shit doesn't matter but still cries like a baby and runs away to America when a few people call him a gypo and doesn't recognise the hypocrisy.
>>67548689
Can you imagine Vardy in that list? Even Giggsy and Calzaghe have a modicum of class about them
>>67548733
>mfw I don't have a penny on street shitters
we're /cric/ now
get on a comfy euro proxy: http://www.skysportscricket.eu/matchcenter?mid=4035
>>67548741
>>67548731
Granted. However, before he opened his fat pikey gob, he was the funny plonker who wore a batman outfit to a conference and ended one of sports most dominant streaks.
That the winner, though a tasty money-spinner for /bet/ has no personality to speak of and won for the second time (for winning the Davis/"who cares?" cup) shows how shallow the competition pool was last year.
>>67548787
already blown away by the spectacle that is cricket. reminds me of trips with my gramps
What tipping groups are you on? Paid/free/whatever.
What tipsters do you follow on TT/Blogabet/social media etc?
If you had a budget of 200-500quid to follow some tipsters, who'd you follow?
>>67548837
T4TW
ARP
Not you.
>>67548837
how the mighty have fallen
>>67548837
Bad Man Tipster
>>67548837
Goffy and Parky
>>67548837
This reminds me of like a footballer who used to be good, was hyped, but nas since fallen on their last legs and become an embarssement in the lower leagues.
>>67548871
Our media says this is what Mario Götze awaits
>>67548871
eric djemba djemba?
>>67548880
Albania is like a horse flatanon would have money on, now, flatanon would have put 2 bullets in Albania's head.
>>67548898
spat out my glass of milk
why did mumbai indians rise to 1.90? they've more points .. ?
>>67548917
>milk
Thought you brown people were lactose-intolerant
>>67548929
slow start. put more money on them though, they'll definitely win
>>67548929
They're doing fuck all with the balls.
Might as well jump on Punjab.
>>67548864
>>67548858
Who are these? Links to them?
Can't wait for Euan and ARP to go paid tbqh, would rather pay them to get exclusive tips with more quality as pressure and incentive increases for them, and not have greasy lefties betting the same lines with their fivers, thus increasing the chance of getting limited myself.
Euan, any plans soon lid?
>Mumbai @2.2
SMACKING
>>67548937
>Might as well jump on Punjab.
no wonder you're not in charge of cricket tipping here at /bet/
>>67548938
please have sex
>>67548938
SLURP SLURP PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE AND MONEY EUAN
Do I even have to spell it out what a McMuffin says about your life choices and standards? I severely hope not.
Anyone watching Mumbai Indians? What's the confidence lvl
pmsl at the high odds on mumbai. it's a steal
>>67549002
Low
I think you've been /bet/ mafia'd
>>67548932
The only thing I'm intolerant of is fucking WORMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67548953
idiot.
>>67548952
>>67549004
mafia
the bet is kings. if the lead mumbai men can't hit rugby balls then they put too much reliance on their bowlers.
>not backing mumbai
rohit "best batsman in the world" sharma is still batting.
>>67549014
good post
I'm on overs for Mumbai instead, o137 is a steal
>>67548998
W O R L D breakfast tbqh
>>67549033
it is. what odds?
Cricket connoisseur
/bet/
IMAGINE putting /bet/ in your bio. People that put /bet/ in their bio are worse than people that put 'bettor' on their tinder profile.
>>67549056
pmsl at this anger
>>67549056
>Works at Professional Gambler
>>67549066
pmsl, imagine
Mumbai not looking too good.
Think you boys got mafia'd.
just remortgaged my flat to put some coin on mumbai
>>67549056
>his tinder bio isn't trader at Coral
>>67549050
Over 132 is at 1.83 now
Rohit Sharma's average in Mumbai wins: 100
Rohit Sharma's average in Mumbai losses: 15
All depends on him. If he gets out, Mumbai's a gonner
>not saying you trade stocks and forex instead of putting Works at Professional Gambler in your bio.
Even worse if, "Self-employed"
>>67549083
>Over 132 is at 1.83 now
getting on it.
Can't stop getting singles
Won't stop getting singles
>he actually watches ipl
scust
5 day or nowt
>>67549118
none going on RN. i'll shift to test match tips once they come
rate my bio lids
>that SIX
>people not betting on mumbai
pmsl
>>67549143
Fuck off mafia.
>>67549136
Ronnie Pickering!
Le Havre vs Bourg Perronas
The scenario is simple Le Havre has a small chance to ride in one league for that win at least 5 goals of differences and hope that Metz has lost Lens.
Le Havre has achieved a great season with US coach and although the odds are slim it will play the background. The stadium will be full all is done to make this evening after huge hope it will have Bollart.
Bourg Perronas had a very good season for this has promoted that I predicted a difficult season. It is really surprised me. Tonight he will play without Nirlo (Middle def) player most used Alphonse (right side) Boujedra (Forward) any holder usually to a lesser extent Dimitriou and Perradin are also injured. Last week they celebrate this beautiful season with a win against Lens at home and the last game of their Goyon captain. This week it was the holidays some players learned they will not play the next year brief motivation is far from maximum.
Le Havre will be motivated as ever, only Hic injury Duhamel experienced striker. But it remains the beautiful world even before.
For me there is absolutely no picture tonight. Le Havre will win @ 1.55 ml is really nice. It will be a great for me.
Le Havre 1.55 Large
>>67549136
F A T B O Y
A
T
B
O
Y
>>67549155
who?
Nicest weather in days turned into huge thunderstorm. Might aswell lump some on cricket and get comfy at home.
SECOND STEP!
>>67549159
Beautifully written
Mumbai looking absolutely dire.
>@2.37
You're all re-backing, right?
A L B A N I A
never felt more confident backing mumbai.
HUGE six that.
Skenderbeu Korce - Partizani Tirana, Albanian title deciding clash. Partizani love to play defensive football and tonight there shall be no mistakes.
I expect a low scoring game, 1-0, 1-1. Partizani's first choice GK will play tonight, after having been disqualified for two matches previously. Would set the line at over 1.75. Therefore, I take under 2.25. Available in 188BET, SingBet, 18BET, SBOBET etc.
mumbai mafia
Everyone CASH OUT your Mumbai bets NOW.
The mafia is laughing all the way to the bank with you idiots backing Mumbai.
>>67549250
>Albanian title deciding clash
HUGE on O2.5
Gonna be a goalfest
Dutchtips why?
Since when are you all cricket experts?
Can't stop rebacking Mumbai
>rohit gets out
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
TEARS
Mafia got you guys good.
reffocs here. can't wait to see the tears on you naysayers when mumbai clinches a victory
>>67549305
Can't wait to see slips of you rebacking them now
>based Jos Buttler strides out to bat
CARN LAD.
>>67549305
If you're not a paki you're not to be trusted
>>67549342
This, hope you boys got on overs.
>>67549365
over 128.5 @1.9?
Did rohit sharma get out?
>>67549250
Why would Partizani play defensive football if they need to win to stay in with a shout of the title?
>>67549379
Yeah that's a great line
>>67549385
They will get put in the box and try to score via counter attacks. At best they get 0-1.
wicket just fell. good time to reback mumbai IMO
>>67549401
kek
u wot
>fell for the Mumbai meme
fuck off Mafia
this is the shittiest betting forum/site/chat/internet place on the entire WWW, well done morons
>>67549449
pmsl
>>67549433
>strongest team on paper
>up against worst team in the tournament
hah! ... mumbai definitely will not win!
think about it. if mumbai were going to win the odds wouldn't be over 3.
>>67549458
pmsl
>Doubting Mumbai
pmsl
>pollard
>buttler
this is the make or break partnership. if these too can strike well even 180 is not out of sight.
>>67549449
pmsl Dejan.
When you follow a random greasy leftie addict with bets on a sport you don't understand, don't whine if your investment doesn't return profit back.
PMSL, tears the state of /bet/ these days.
>>67549459
i thought it about it, i think it's an opportunity
>>67549480
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>67549513
I know you are a sad troll that doesn't get any sunlight all day but here you go pal.
Now let's see yours!
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>67549480
I am not even the slightest mad because I have never ever followed any tipster from here.
Free money for the final :
Sweden to beat France @ 2
Hungary to beat Poland @ 2.25
Italy to beat Malta @ 1.66
Spain to beat UK @ 1.61
Sweden 6th place or better @ 1.66
Top balkan country - Bulgaria @ 2.62
Top baltic country - Latvia @ 1.20
Wish I was freerolling and not freefalling desu
>>67549541
this.
thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
ideal time to reback mumbai in the wake of another wicket
Red Imps price has been absolutely violated
Can't WAIT to hit the Britannia +
Re-backing Ventspils
mumbai runs when
>>67549531
>11 followers
Literally no idea why you ever persisted with Blogabet
struggling to see how punjab will be able to chase 90 on this turf.
>>67549584
What bookie has the match?
>>67549605
how about bet365?
One final Mumbai reback tbqh
>>67549631
wait till another wicket falls
>>67549605
No-one's priced up a handi yet, predicting -4 though
>>67549584
Britannia are playing a cancer patient in goal for charity.
>>67549651
Cheers lid
>>67549660
+ is value then?
>>67549651
shit line desu
>>67549660
>The bookies don't know this
>>67549704
If it's -3.5 I'll take it
Russia drifted from 1.59 to 1.65 just now lids, it's going to be ok
>>67549725
no chance, they'll probably overcompensate and offer -4.25 @1.5
>>67549727
Bots just taking a quick rest before getting back to DRILLING
why does PSTpremium have no stats on his TT?
laughing at all the Mumbai doubters right now. pissing myself
>>67549736
Hoping for no early goal then
That Lubeck tip was fucking shite like
couldnt stop rebacking mubai @ 4 and overs
zzzzzzz 365 going to limit me when i withdraw this money
mfw mumbai wasn't mafia after all
DOWN
>>67549758
>>67549839
>>67549841
classic /bet/ JINX
>>67549839
>>67549758
>>67549841
FUCK OFF
perfect time to reback mumbai lads
it's over
Mumbai BTFO
>non-cricket fags making obtuse statements
mumbai indians still have harbhajan singh out there, one of the most fierce batsman in modern day cricket
>>67549930
You only Singh when you're winning
>>67549930
>one of the most fierce
paki detected
>>67549930
OWIZEEEEEE
>>67549930
can't wait for some sikh shots!! haha pmsl
LITERALLY mumbai's manager rn
It's over for Mumbai.
HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUCKING GO
Just got off the blower to the Lincoln Red Imps manager and he says they will have a decent team out. BUT they have a European trip to pay for next season so will be fixing this game to be able to afford flights. He says they wont lose, but they will deliberately not cover the handicap so their board can lump on the +.
>>67550007
tez
>>67550007
TT it lad
O W I Z E E E E E E
PMSL, PST_free is now on TT was PSTpremium. Wonder if he'll start stealing euans tips again
reffocs here, time to move to a new account pmsl
hup HUP and awayyyyyyy
>>67550061
Pathetic little worm.
>>67550061
>Starting a new account after your tip loses
Thats just not cricket m8
>>67550061
GUFFAWING
>>67550061
legend
666666666666 IT ISN'T OVER
uafc on Mumbai overs
FUCKING MUMBAI MAN
Tartu -0.75 is a LARGE bet
>>67550147
Post proof.
>>67550061
real reffocs here. hope not lost, not remotely
pitch is an absolute minefield, punjab will struggle to get above 100, let alone chase this total.
>>67550147
Estonian wants med on
>>67550158
No he doesn't
>>67550153
do you recommend a reback on mumbai?
>>67550173
Yes, go HUGE
>>67550173
it's @ 4 now, an absolutely steal
for the non-cricket fans out there, punjab have to literally get more than 1 run every ball... for the entire game. pretty much unheard of, bookies losing their minds with these odds
Literally don't care about value. Only want winners.
>>67550200
This. Is. So. Important.
here's a nice Punjab meme to kick you Mumbai backers happy during the break. ;)
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200952
>>67550215
lol :-D
Just off facetime with the Britannia manager. He says they have a tez team out and need to cover some unpaid wages so will be conceding a few to let their guys lump on overs.
just woke up from a nightmare that BT joined /bet/mafia and played us all
>>67550236
>off the blower to the Lincoln Red Imps manager
>off facetime with the Britannia manager
zzzzzzzzzzz not having this favouritism
>>67550229
>not voting profit
shiggerydiggedydoo
>>67550248
That's not a nightmare, it's reality.
Dread to think how GREEN his book is from Russia.
>>67550199
>pretty much unheard of
This is nibs
Ventspils goals WHEN?
>>67550215
https://youtu.be/E3RbgDflZ-0?t=36
got a nice joke lads.
where do mumbai batsman perform best?
in advertisements
>>67550259
Lincoln manager dropped his iPhone the league trophy full of beer while celebrating winning the league the other week and has to use his wife's old Nokia pmsl
Such a character
>>67550302
haha
>>67550302
pmsl
>>67550309
pmsl this one was decent
>>67550276
Much funnier than expected
what's the difference between a Mumbai batsman and a formula one car?
nothing, if you blink you will miss them btoh
RUSSIA ODDS DRIFTING
>>67550337
zz got my hopes up
>>67550302
I dont get it.
>>67550276
Enjoyed this, thanks for sharing
>>67550276
PMSL
Kings XI Punjab RR 3.00
Required RR 6.30
punjab BTFO
W I C K E T
wicket 11111111111111
ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE
REBACKING MUMBAI
PMSL
thread theme
'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rOtbTYtcfM
bowling masterclass this
>averaging less than one (1) run per over
mumbai BTFO, they said
pmsl
hi whats the bet and what is an asian handi
>>67550400
forgot my tripcode
>>67550414
>58 seconds between posts
try harder
Should I cash out Russia bet for a 50% loss?
2 pens saving my ass. Thanks based ref
Need wicket like AIR
punjab batsman struggling here
tipping harbhajan for a spinning master class later on in the innings
Anybody else cash out and lumped on Punjab out of sheer anger?
>>67550495
>being on Mumbai in the first place
:^)
Can't stop smacking 4s ffs
ogre
>>67550495
>betting on smelly brown man sport
pmsl @ people not rebacking mumbai
>>67550529
it's our sport. bitch
>>67550540
>our sport
>terrible at it
sounds familiar
can't wait to see the mumbai spinners on this crumbling wicket.
>red
>missed pen
no goal and odds ruined, what a joke
So mad I'm getting on Kapfenberg -1.5
>>67550596
welp, guess I'm gonna have to void this :^)
>>67550606
re-backing
why aren't odds dropping we're bowling well?
>>67550625
2nd pen, also missed PMSL. topping up
>>67550631
>>67550631
>>67550631
New Thread lids
>>67550629
bookies out of their mind. just reback
harbhajan's gonna take a wicket now screencap this
>>67550629
Because they have so many wickets in hand, in late overs can go for broke and just go for boundaries with little risk
Kapfenberg 222222222
tears if you were not on, topping up
>>67550276
2good
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