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Eurovision HYPE edition
The sun is shining all this weekend
>Vitamin C Edition
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harbhajan singh to take a sikh wicket now screencap this
Russia going to start drifting any hour now sub edition
>vitamin C
why
special betting on keko to try and get losses back from brown man sports
memes aside, do mumbai have a chance in hell?
>>67550696
The suns out mate.
Better go out and top up your Vitamin C outside
>>67550742
nibs
>sun
>vitamin c
Is this joke or what?
>>67550764
Its basic chemistry
Can't get a wicket
Won't get a wicket
>>67550631
already had a kiwi, orange, carrott, blueberry and pear nutribullet lid
Russia price up to 1.7s again now
>>67550736
10%
>punjab's run-rate is less than the required rate
>people still think they'll win
>>67550861
great meme
>>67550866
keep me updated pal
It's vitamin E, you moron.
>Backing Mumbai without their Sachin Tendulkar plot armour
why
batsman looking really edgy. would recommend a mumbai reback
>tfw you get alerted on your phone that the legend wants sums on a bet
thank you our lord and saviour
>>67550890
they won without him last year brah
got 60 units on euans tip. better be good.
>>67550877
I'd cash out and put whatever you have left on 1-1 on tonight's Sheff Wed Brighton game.
Better chance of seeing your stake again tbqh.
444444
this better win Euan lid
rebacking mumbai at 6
does the twitter team performance of mumbai get taken into account?
Punjab collapse imminent!!!
curry after the match?
FUCK YOU WHOEVER TIPPED MUMBAI
what a shite fucking day, genuinely cannot win a fucking bet
pmsl at not taking 34s
Mumbai about to make the greatest comeback in cricket history.
Kapfenberg can cover -1.5
>>67550968
>trusting a slipless anon whose only justification was
>Mumbai good, Punjab bad
Hopefully it's a mistake you only make once.
Were it not for Russia, this would be a pretty epic meltdown.
Just got into matched betting with free bets, feels pretty comfy desu.
euan confirmed for F R A U D
Aus top 3 @1.77 is a lock
>euan park
genuinely a TEZ shout here pal
Euan such a fucking fraud
He can only make money on obscure shitty gibraltar and womens teams
try making real money on asian and come back
>>67551033
>games are 76 minutes long
you shut your whore mouth when it comes to OUR guy
Fuck off Euan you pathetic fraud
Only bet I've placed today is this shitty Euan finnish bet. 100% sure it loses. cba
Lappee up on DA's since Euan tipped hahahahah
You're better off following The Bad Man Tipster on Facebook than /bet/, especially Euan's pixel-punting garbage or Pajeet "sport" """tips""".
EUAN SURREAL
where some see failure i see opportunity. will be back at it hard with my tips for tomorrow.
>>67551138
fuck off retard
According to music producer Christer Bjorkman, a survey showed that Swedes rank their birthday as the most important day of the year, followed by Midsummer, and then Melodifestivalen - the contest to select Sweden's Eurovision entry. Christmas came fourth.
pmsl
mfw whole /bet/ got punjab'd by the mafia
>>67551159
Not surprising. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
Congrats Euan mate, this might be in the top 5 worst tips you've ever posted. Shite rball bet with no reasoning zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Euan trying to distract everyone with some shit finnish game 20min before teamsheets are released so he can keep imp lines to himself.
So greedy + selfish.
>>67551173
What was that tip he tipped +0.5 from like 1-0 down and they ended up losing about 8-1. Worst tip EVER.
>>67551138
This
>>67551160
Nope, not a penny on it.
>>67551173
Nobody was forcing you to get on you leech
>>67551173
>Shite rball bet with no reasoning
I'm just trying to fit in with the rest of tt ffs
>>67551202
Trip back on you fucking fraud.
>>67551202
>>67551214
>42:06
>43:08
>>67551202
>>67551214
>1 minute 2 seconds apart
PMSL
>>67551202
>implying im on
10 mins research +rball shows this was NEVER a good line pmsl
>Golden duck
Is it happening?
111111111111111111111111111
>>67551100
Shill pls go
>>67551256
Fuck off Euan
Friendly reminder that Euan's natural ROI is ~20% and that his next few tips will be mostly losers as variance brings him back down to normal.
LSK WOMEN OFFICIAL CHASE
OVERS IS THE BET
Mumbai ded
GO AHEAD EAGLES SW
IS THE BET
S
T
H
E
B
E
T
Go Ahead Eagles can attribute their finish to a spate of injuries but have fired back to form at the right moment beating much stronger teams than their opponents. VVV rode the crest of a wave all season but have not been tested recently and are likelier to be fatigued.
punjab absolutely crumbling away
pmsl
WELP, THE MUMBAI TRAIN DERAILED
Wish I'd just bought a Euromillions pmsl
AIR Tipsternor finally back
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball
T I P S T E R N O R
>available around evens
>1.75
zzzzz
Just to let you all know I can't win a bet to save my life at the moment and I just took the Heerenveen slags + handi so feel free to load up on Twente slags handi
>Goal for Twente as I'm typing
Classic
>>67551357
>+1.75 is already a half loss within 3 mins of betting
Neat
LSK WOMEN WHEN
>>67551357
>Twente
Absolutely haram
>>67551391
66666666666
Chasing on Helsingborgs +0.5
>>67551391
WHEN IS NOW
>>67551357
Should have just lumped on Go Ahead Eagles
That way, if you lose and your loved ones ask why you're skint again, you can say Go Ahead Eagles then play this on your phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
You will chuckle as they look at you with a mix of befuddlement, anguish and disdain.
>>67551302
do it online.
dac today, actually haven't won a bet
>>67551302
I got a ticket for free today. It had the numbers filled out already, but I guess random numbers are as good as if I picked them myself.
>>67551389
how much did you get on?
Cannot stop backing twente sluts.
Up insane.
>>67551471
This feels like a movie where you win the jackpot but then you are guilt ridden about essentially stealing a huge sum of money from an unknown person so you use your money to track them down and then you find out they are happier as a broke homeless person than you are as a rich guy and the moral is how money can't buy you happiness.
>>67551519
i had a line once, where each number was 1 or 2 off.
;_;
>>67551520
sounds fucking bent as fuck mate
Is Norway's bet on 365?
>>67551414
Hope someone got on
>>67551519
>filename
Chuckled
>>67551519
pmsl 8/10
>>67551520
don't get involved in the film industry ever pls
>>67551583
I didn't say it was a good film or anything
SPECIAL ON IMPS NOW
OVER 5.5 OVER 6.6
ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND
>>67551612
Have you seriously not even checked the team sheets?
Is Norways tip on 365?
>>67551520
Would watch on Ch5 hungover as fuck, drifting in and out of sleep
>>67551629
>Walker starting
He scores average 5 a game.
7777777777777777777777777
88888888888888888888
real sociedad?
>>67551629
Starting:
Chipolina. J
Casciaro.K
Casciaro. L
On bench:
Abayian
What are you seeing here that we aren't mate
>>67551612
>OVER 6.6
>>67551750
not liking the meth addict look desu
>>67551775
>not getting on Antarctic Handis
FLISA 1111111111111
https://twitter.com/orjanheiberg1
>>67551802
hennings plz
You have 4 minutes to convince me not to place this bet.
>>67551842
what bookie is this
>>67551853
secret bookie
>>67551842
Over what?
Also, do it
>>67551868
5.5
1111111111111111 IMPS
Euan confirmed greedy
22222 after roughly 30 min played
22222222222 UP INSANE
EUAN BTFO
2222222222222
333333333333333333333333
scenes on pga
33333333333333333333333
LARGE
Sorry, I dont see any post from Euan claiming he is on the +.
Why is he BTFO?
Retards.
>>67552217
zzzz
>>67552217
Because every post he's made has been in effort to dissuade people from getting on Imps even though there was every reason to.
He's a greedy cunt sometimes.
Really hope BT has made his way into the jury room for the voting
>>67550631
FUCK
I just got back from the grocery store and your post reminded me that I forgot to buy a bag of oranges.... Oh well, I got some fresh blueberries and a watermelon on sale so maybe that'll satisfy my fruit needs until I go shopping again.
>>67552406
Nice on dale winton
>>67552406
>Ameriblogs
>>67552217
I'm not on anything mate. Both teams are fixing. I literally told everyone this
>>67552358
Big al wants o2.5 on Boston river match
>>67552444
>>67552456
>britbongs
>still buttmad after 240 years of American Independence
>>67552406
>watermelon
fuck yeah bud, those things are too delicious to pass up currently
>>67552517
pmsl half our schools are older than your country lad please be quiet
>>67552272
yeah what this guy said
he wanted all the profit to himself
even tried to pretend that the lineup was shit when 4 of the top scorers are starting.
>>67552559
Are watermelons popular in Europe? They're an iconic food here in the southern US but I've never known how popular/available they are in other areas of the world.
4444444444444444444444
444444444
EUAN BTFO
4444
Euan must be in tears after his shit pixel punt tip
>>67552595
Cool, what's it like attending a school with no electricity or indoor plumbing?
Flash flood in Glasgow thanks to Euan's TEARS
pmsl Britannia resorted to giving away penalties because Lincoln refuse to score.
tfw panicked and put on over 5.5 fh
>>67552743
>being this upset about others making money
PMSL
>>67552661
not in england, they don't taste of anything.
55555555555555555555
>>67552764
tears
>>67552661
We can get them essentially in every supermarket from May to..idk, September?
Right now the seeds aren't as much of a hassle as later on though, so I love early melons more than summer ones.
>>67552802
Yeah, out of season watermelons suck, just like chemically ripened out of season tomatoes with no flavor. Fresh, ripe watermelons are sweet and delicious though.
>>67552829
That's cool, they sell seedless varieties here but I think the regular melons have a better flavor.
begging euan to buy my accounts
/bet/ IS /melon/
EUAN
U
A
N
PENALTY
>>67552743
Fuck off Euan. Literally not even funny. Just because others are making money from a league that you think you're a 'judge' of. You're boring mate
>>67553002
>>67552983
>>67552736
Enjoyed these posts
GO AHEAD WITH THE GO AHEAD 87TH MIN PENAL
GO AHEAD GO AHEAD EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>67553205
>>67553166
Glad someone else was on...
>>67553249
Was sweating up a storm lid.
Nice tip
>>67553274
FT
No probs
Eagles were fucking dire first half and were lucky not to go behind tbqh but I figured VVV wouldn't be able to go full pelt for the full ninety and that told over the last third of the match.
Imps goal when?
6666666666666666
Euan on suicide watch
777777777777
HAHAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
WHEN?!
Unlucky Hennings pmsl
888888888888888
>he isn't bankrolling Sassuolo
i'm just gonna leave this in here
>inter has locked the 4 th place
>sassuolo has to win to secure a EL spot
>inter will give sassuolo the game so they can get into EL instead of AC Milan
>OH NOO v 2.0
/freemoney/ desu, i got 400 from blackjack on it.
>>67553724
post slip
WHEN WHEN WHEN?!
>>67553748
you know i can inspect element it right ?
seriously /freemoney/
get on mugs
UACCC
>>67553749
What you on lid
999999
10th goal when?
tony bloom dafc
>>67553800
Imps lid, got o8.5 @ 8 this morning.
>>67554122
What bookie was that with?
Thanks for the Le Havre tip whoever posted it in the last thread.
-4 (4-0 now) at 1.53 still looks good because Le Havre are going all out and 10 man B-P are in disarray.
It's at least 70% they'll get another in the last 20 mins.
10 10 10 10 10 10
>tipping a game not carried by 365
Why even bother?
DOUBLE FIGURES
O
U
B
L
E
F
I
G
U
R
E
S
>>67554183
I know you're trying really hard to push this meme but it realy isn't catching on, I'd give it up personally.
10-0 CS sailed home, ty imps
>>67554136
le secret bookie
10
0
Got my fingers in so many Eurovision bet pies tbqh. Absolute tears tomorrow.
>>67554363
Could really use some direction from bt
Up so much on keko tips. Don't know why ppl says it's lotto surly he wouldn't still be profitable and he dus high odds
missed me?
Whats the eurovision lock?
>>67554501
>Being up so much from a half win
okay.
Good tip though, suspect that most the people who call out Keko and others who try to contribute are actually just Euan seething
>>67554544
russia to win
Loaded up on Australia and layed Russia AGAIN last night. Head truly gone.
If Russia win tomorrow the entire world will flood with /bet/ tears.
>>67554635
>Russia
>winning
>Eurovision
>2016
suuure
Russia drifting
what about Sweden winning? not gonna happen?
>>67554720
They will get top 5 most likely
>>67554501
Yeah I've made a lot from him mate. He does analysis and puts some bets up 10hrs prior. Think it's just euan mugging him off because he hates others winning money
NEED Australia to beat France
Sweden to beat France
Sweden top 5
What are we all spending our winnings on this weekend then lads?
>>67554881
All 3 win desu. Do you think Italy makes top 10?
>>67554893
£50 hair cut tbqh
>>67554893
Hopefully Euan spends his by buying my accounts
What's the NBA tip for the night?
Where is Ameribets when you need him ffs
>>67555000
He better be sorting out that pic of his gf's shoulder desu
>>67554927
Had mine the other day
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TIPS
>>67555028
Jeezo thought you were just memeing before
>>67555028
pmsl
>>67555028
NEED to experience this
>>67555028
Jason sounds nice.
why the fuck are the russians favs for eurovision?
>>67555028
#goals
>>67555058
Hot towels, own brewed beer while you wait, and they're always playing great music too. All the barbers are very into 'beard culture' though
>>67555063
He's a nice lad, a bit quiet but a nice lad
>>67555120
>a bit quiet
>he actually enjoys the barbers awkward small talk
Euan I'm on my hands and knees begging you to buy my accounts
>>67555243
Better small talk than having to remind yourself every five minutes to not have your hands on your lap because it looks like you're having a wank
>>67555120
I saw a bit like that in town and thought it was some joke.
>>67555275
I'll buy them lid
>>67555000
have a large on Raptors ML and u189
>down £1500
JUST
Do people actually buy accounts or is this a meme?
>>67555357
Today's been my most profitable day in the last 5 - I'm only down 600 quid today kek.
Down 3.3k this week ffs
>>67555296
Kek, I'd think the same if someone tried to charge £50 for a trim in Scotland
>>67555314
Raptors... why lid?
>>67555296
Oh how have your exams been lid
>>67554893
Tied my bankroll up on
Buyern
Barca
Man City win/draw
I have friends visiting and I don't want /bet/ to be a distraction. I hear I can be an oblivious prick when I'm in action.
>>67555298
You haven't got the cheddar
>>67555527
>Man City win/draw
Would love that, but if City are leading HT they won't surrender it. Aguero will probably get another meme hat trick.
>>67555485
Failed my first one, 2nd one on Monday. Going to be a quivering mess during it if Russia win
>>67555605
Sorry, meant win OR draw...
I wouldn't put my bankroll on any win/draw.
>>67555648
AQA R.E?
Is everyone in /bet/ in year 11? How are even managing to register with bookies?
>>67555670
Why else would we buy accounts off people?
>>67555670
zzzzzz fuck off
>>67555470
Miami is trash now that Whiteside and Deng are out, nobody can score but wade and he is old and tired from carrying this team. Also derozan and Lowry look like they have found their regular season form. there are a lot of injuries on not teams so i think it will be a low scoring defensive battle
>>67555670
>how are even
pmsl think its you who needs to go back to school mate
I'm so pissed right now, on my tipster tube somebody tipped a 10/10 Asian handicap but I'm in America so I can't make the bet
>>67555357
T4tw bought mine, he finally emailed me and everything went through pretty easily + I think I can trust him with my ID
>>67555648
Big money in plumbing lid
>>67555763
I already work at one lid
>>67555794
It's a bit late for that now.
>>67555805
I hope you arent the nonce anon
>>67555782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0
>>67555648
Unlucky lid, there's always resits though.
If Russia win I'm gonna have to take up Juveguy as a protégé to fund my lifestyle
>>67555820
No, I,I have my DBS check and everything...
hey, i when do the eurovision results come out
>>67555916
You'll have killed yourself by this time tomorrow lid.
>>67555916
Next year
>>67555950
nah, seriously, what time? i bet on a load of top 10's a week ago because of tt but i've not followed any of it
>>67555976
Yesterday
>>67556000
m8.....
>>67555976
It's on Sunday night mate.
>>67556023
PROTIP: google.com
got a new cricket bet up. drooling at the thought of big wins, hop #ON fast.
>>67556086
>that yield
>>67556350
don't worry, small sample size. a good /bet/tor would look past that
>>67556512
>free money
>bet literally is shit
>free money reback
>bet is literally shit
>i even say it's shit they're hitting badly lump on Kings who inevitably won
>you say Lol XD free money
Please leave.
>virat kohli
>ab de villiers
>watson
>gayle
>all in the same team
>@1.85
you'd be senseless not to vote them, pmsl at these cynical cunts
Get on Osaco now
>>67556701
>Watson
>>67556745
Not gonna void this desu, but you can still get on overs
>>67556767
against currymunching medium pacers he's a beast
how the FUCK did i lose betting on odds of 1.02
fucking pissed. someone lend me money
pic related
>>67556934
pmsl
>>67556934
Cannot IMAGINE what planet your head is on right now
>>67556981
i needed it to close out a 6 fold accumulator. won all my other tips as well
fuicking idiots losing despite being such overwhelming favourites
>>67556934
>>67556996
Christ how much did you have on lid?
>>67556934
>losing on 1.020
KEKEKEKEKE
>>67556934
PMSL i'm in tears
>>67556934
utter utter
>>67557130
Sure, post your bank details
>>67555282
If I'm paying £50 I'd expect Jason to have his hands in my lap
>>67557130
Wish I could toss you off a bridge tbqh
>>67557130
Post your stake faggot.
Who Huracan here?
>>67557308
£10. i don't have much coin, couldve turned it to 40 though and been set for life
>>67556934
This confirms youre not just an anon getting nibs, you are actually retarded.
>>67557377
Specialist in failure
>>67557377
Ill give you some money, how much do you need.
Everyone post their Hass folder
drunk as FUCK lids. went a little too hard this friay night. picked some strongly liquorice flavoured vodka from this Estonian bird and i CANNOT stop drinking it. she wont give me tips on Estnian football though, would probably better thn the TT estonian is doing atm though pmsl
>>67557432
Saved this from the leak
>>67557432
only got one of his hand and one of him on the floor with a dog pmsl
>>67557451
Alright
>>67557459
>with a dog
That is one autistic dog pmsl
>>67557474
pmsl was close tbf
>>67557467
thanks bud
>>67557443
r8/10
>>67557432
think this is the only other one
>>67557483
Just read redpill you fucking goon
>>67557532
Whats redpill.
>>67557518
No problem pal, I don't think you deserve the stick you get.
>>67557355
pmsl
>>67557432
Dont have one. Only got a Ross folder.
What other /bet/ folders do you lads have? Guessing some have a Euan one.
>>67557525
since he didn't answer before, are those shoes CPs?
>>67557555
>We didn't receive any payments.
>>67557582
>Euan folder
>Rossyboy folder
>Mackers folder
>(small) Luxxy folder
>J West folder I'm saving for a special occasion
>Webby folder (+emily)
That's it for now
>>67557519
thanks matwe.
>>67557580
Fuck off
>>67557634
btw how wuz red imps, wasnt in for it beofre lines were published
>>67557626
>J West folder
lies
Any Americas but have got tips on baseball tonight
>>67557667
>Good tips
>Baseball
pick one you addict
>>67557557
post pic
Whats the bet lads.
This thread is becoming very DANGEROUS for the janny
Who winning £126k tomorrow?
>>67557700
I think you mean the janny is becoming very DANGEROUS for the thread
>>67557732
PMSL looks like he just got out of bed
>>67557709
what does lucky 15 mean?
jelly of that hairline and hair thickness
>>67557732
>sporting a goatee under the age of 30
HATE this meme Hass lad sort it out
>>67557753
4 selections, 4 singles, 6 doubles, 4 trebles and 1 fourfold, so 15 bets in total
>>67557753
4 singles, 6 doubles, 4 trebles and 1 fourfold accumulator
>>67557732
wtf he looks like a doll
>>67557732
>white girls 'rate' this.
>>67557732
>average millennial beta male
What aftershave do you wear Hass? Looks like you might need a lot of it
>>67557451
You're not particularly eloquent, unfriend.
Jani triggered already
>>67557883
I deleted it, don't fancy being banned when the eurovision meltdown occurs
>>67557876
dieeee lol
also is GokuSon the best bettor in the world? 100% rate! omg
>>67553724
can't stop backing sassuolo, won't stop backing sassuolo
>>67557893
Thanks for proving my point.
Reckon we can chip in on some hotpockets and mountain dew and have a janny permaban that ^ fucking faggot?
>>67557950
Ban who? Permadac frog who works in Maccies?
>>67557950
£20 and ill request a ban
>>67557950
this.
he's been here 5 days and i hate him more than Mark and Albania combined
>>67557985
>Hating albania
For what purpose
>>67557999
Hes a fucking fraud
>>67557781
>>67557785
what the fuck is the point?
why not just do a 15 fold accy?
>>67557999
proxy on lid
>>67558018
It's only on 4 selections, so like 4 horses or whatever, the idea is that if 2 or 3 win you'll still make a bit
>>67558018
>being this thick
Quarter bank roll on white Sox
>>67558110
Not suggesting this just saying ive done it
>>67558110
I'm suggesting a smed. Not a bad late night punt.
>>67558110
Reminder that there is not a single tipster who only tips MLB who is profitable.
Think I have a crush /bet/ :3
>>67558185
who?
I have like a crush a day right now.
>>67558233
tell me yours and I'll tell you mine x
>>67558248
shes this qt 5ft 2 posh girl ive been trying to rep.
wbu xoxo
>>67558233
>>67558248
>>67558269
>>67558185
>>/soc/
get your adolescence normie retarded shit there plz, we're here to make money.
>>67558354
What happened to whatever was happening last time you posted? Did you not kill yourself?
>>67558354
>we're here to make money
I thought you were on your break? Or are you shitposting while you're serving up happy meals?
>>67558354
>betting on the Italian top division
>make money
I don't understand how you have not jumped off a bridge yet.
W H I T E
S O X
>>67558391
i got 520 back brah.
400 from blackjack, didn't lose my time with ethiopian league shit.
saw the price for sassuolo and i was like this free money can't go to waste. and here i am.
>>67558407
>I don't understand how you have not jumped off a bridge yet.
i'm up in italy, and i'm too valuable to die.
>>67558543
NEED Euan to post the anti-french reply like AIR
>>67558462
>smoking
-ev
>>67558637
wow /bet/ really slowed down since i was last here 1.5 years ago
Osasco Futebol Clube going HAM. still crazy odds for o6.5
>>67558637
>pic
not mine
good tipster to follow? happy to pay for good tips as wlel, i have 5 365 accounts at the moment so feeling like making use of them
>>67558771
big_al on tt.
>>67558820
me, go all in on the raptors ML
>>67558404
took a month off so i can study in peace.
also, people who eat at Mcdonald's should be executed. fucking repulsive disgusting fat fucks i wish you all get colon cancer desu.
thinking about going all in on sassuolo so i can never go back.
>>67558856
did you kill ameribets?
>>67558856
15 units on thanks.
I don't even enjoy having the money from winning to be honest, the only reason I bet is because the rush I get from it is time only time I feel any kind of emotion.
fuck you guys, I tipped my special large play last night and everybody dismissed it and mocked me because it was mainstream shit
well guess what, the white sox are up 7-1 in the third inning
looks like I will be eating well tonight
Was the gib bet on any good sites? Been out shaggin' why didn't euan tip pmsl?
>>67558993
I know that feel bro, the rush of winning a big play is better than drugs tbqh
>>67559180
>>67558863
>>67557980
These are the worst gimmicks.
Barely even seen a red book gimmick today. Is /bet/ dead.
>>67559201
No. I managed £50 on with a limited unibet.
>>67559201
Got it on betway, got max on 1.8k @2.3. I did the research and team was solid, told people to bet on it but euan kept trying to persuade people not to. He said they would be low goals. Think he was just being greedy
>>67559252
wew lid, the limits on betway are insane
@JCWilson_23 Russia wasn't perfect tonight, so more damage to jury score. Who knows what could happen!
>>67558683
>it's a score 5 in the FH then do fuck all in the second half episode
My favourite.
Jamala really feeling it tonight. Right on the edge. #Eurovision #ComeTogether #JuryRehearsal
>>67559401
SHAKING
>>67559252
Yeah I saw that and got on, not as much as you though. Thanks, good to see some kind of community here
Tyson fury is such a legend. Genuinely the greatest British sportsman over the last 25 years
Can someone show me how to lay Russia on BF? I'm literally clueless
>>67559701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nATX-amyN1Q
>>67559759
This hasn't helped at all
>>67559937
Then stop gambling
>>67559952
Okay, thanks for the help
>>67559180
cubs - handis tomorrow? arrieta still streaking and generally getting excellent run support
Lost a 4 figures on Huracan and put my entire bankroll on DC United at 2-0 to win it back.
So far so good, but fuck me /bet/, need some days off after this.
>>67560190
Stay safe okay x
im really scared for you russia layers tomorrow
Chicago red star QTp2Ts getting 2.00 as the favorites visiting kansas city. Looking strong and about to break through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmKCpAlmXE
>>67560378
Gonna have to win just so I can afford to replace my mates sofa after I've drenched it in sweat
>>67560451
They look Shit.
Didn't get in on imps. Literally Seething atm.
Get on Pittsburgh Penguins ML while you can brothers. Choke my neck if it loses, choke my dick if it wins.
Nevermind. Pit just scored. Odds went from 15 to 6. Don't bother now.
>Raptors
Why do I bet on American sports
simply dire day
Spent the last five minutes barking at the mangy fox outside trying to have his way with my bin bags and missed getting on Melbourne Victory handis ffs
It's going down... I'm yelling Portland Timbers!
>>67562459
Surely still worth something right?
North Melbourne -11.5 first qtr
I havent ever done any betting but my cycling predictions are spot on so far this season. Which site do I go to get some money out of this shit?
>>67563408
>Netherlands
Maybe unibet
Think skybet, betfair and paddypower carry from time to time but dunno if you can access them or if they'll carry the competitions you're looking for.
Forest Hill Milford GOAT
Does germany finish top 20?
>hype for Armenia from Jury finals
>>67563606
their favorites to finish last, doubt they will finish last though.
>>67563657
20th or better is @ 2.62
Value?
>>67563700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yewQ7oSB4w
shrug, I'd say she gets top 20, but it's a guess.
>>67563753
Feel like this is all lotto shitte, especially the Russia lay
>>67563753
I'm not sure how you guys are 2nd favourites but I'm far from a Eurovision JUDGE so I don't want to lay top 3 hard or anything.
>>67563776
It is pretty lotto but that is almost exactly why Russia lay is value since you can more than double your money on a Russia lay
>>67563776
people were laying Russia because the 2nd semi hadn't happened and there was hype behind Ukraine. once Ukraine went through the shitter Russia got smashed in.
people are just hoping it losses at this point, hard to see it happening though.
>>67563788
I think >we finish 3rd/4th, we get a lot of neutral votes as seen last year when other europe countries don't want to vote for eachother.
got nothing on australia anyway.
Edgeworth eagles worth a pixel punt
>>67562706
nice start
>>67564222
Cheers lid got on
>>67564222
won by 24
>>67564155
>penalty and goal first shot on target for other team
Absodisgo
>>67564672
pmsl this refball
>didn't trust Le Havre sw @1.5 large tip due to typos in write up
>wins 5-0
ffugg, should have at least put a CS down
So lads, final judgement on Russia. Do we cut losses for around 2/3 of stake, or ride the train all the way? I feel like it's 50/50 at this point, and I have a bit too much on for a 50/50 stake
nice to see goku's shitty bets faling into themselves. first time i actually trust him and thrust a large % of my bankroll
why is everyone on tipstertube so bad?
>>67566423
Because you follow F R A U D S
>>67566432
Who should I follow? Help me out mate
>>67566503
ARP and reffocs
>>67566503
Just the usual /bet/ people. Mostly euan and ARP
but cybu, unibwin and ausclick post some good tips from time to time
>>67566552
all right, thanks. who should i send to the slaughterhouse
>>67566591
Wall-Street doesn't tip anymore, he has a paid account now. Drop Gems, he's an rball warrior. Drop anyone that tips only corner bets. Keko and Toras are alright I guess, just don't follow every tip blindly. I don't know the others
>>67566591
>>67566650
Also, I don't think you should rely on TT that much. You'll find better tips here for the most part (BT, non-altitude mackers bets, etc) and then with proper research you can make good bets by yourself
>>67566591
graz, gems, toras, t4tw, inplayer, wall_street and thecashman are pretty much entirely rball warriors
intothecorner just feels like genuinely entirely lotto shite
JustWins and keko are ok I guess
mark_zena is a mainstream j u d g e
ARP is the shrewdest there by far
>>67559233
I can fix your limiting problems lad all you've got to do is buy my accounts
>>67566690
>ARP is the shrewdest there by far
Isn't he the guy that put in a lay against Russia?
#Special -> 10/10 (posted in 5 minutes)
DC Hougang United is pure value @2.10
>Arp setting Russia bets as lost
Don't you believe lid?
Sydney -23.5 1.92
Large.
Hmm, coincidence? Or could it be that after each loss, you edit the pick to "Private" so only followers can see, its as if you are trying to hide the lost picks from you main profile
>>67566944
easy money
>>67563788
Up ungodly when Russia don't win
reffocs here. reminder to get onto bangalore within the next hour for some free money
>>67566913
Just makes it all the better when Ukraine take the victory
>>67566913
I do believe but I want to take TT's hopes down so that, when Ukraine/Aus win, it'll be extra good and the yield will go up by like 12%
I thought everyone in Europe hated Russia? Surely they won't win
/mu/ thread W H E N ?
>>67567249
What? Ivan was the hero Europe needed in Rocky 4 when he knocked Apollo the fuck dead
>>67567282
Only because he was truly Swedish
Keko posted a tip @3.5 but I didn't get on it, now this morning it @2.5. Should I still bet on it? I don't want to post on his page incasw I look stupid
SO SO red
>>67567203
Big sense etc
>>67567313
Can't stop winning. Enjoy the free dosh.
>less than an hour left to put some money on the cricket
getting tense for some of you guys
>>67567411
>ever betting on cricket again after yesterday's shitskin shitshow
you know me too well lid
wtb?
>>67567411
>betting on smelly brown man sport after yesterday
One Eurovision source explained: “The feeling is that the European Broadcasting Union know how unpopular a Russia win would be and will do everything possible to help the other favourites to victory.”
>>67565246
Mackers had £56k on it
>>67567447
>Trusting a website with this banner
Anyone cashing out their Russia lay will be banned from the UAC TT Tipping Group when it starts up
RUSSIA DRIFTING
>>67567447
Chris has been a Eurovision fan since 1997, when he entertained his family with an all too enthusiastic commentary over Katrina and the Waves' victory. Today, he does much the same on the internet, including on his Twitter, @KatsJonouchi. Keep up with the latest Eurovision news and gossip by liking our Facebook page and by following the team on Twitter @wiwibloggs.
>>67567474
Zzzzzzzzz
>>67567430
>>67567438
reffocs here, guarantee you i wont lose
SWEATING on my Sweden top 5 bets
If politics will really come into play in the voting, I would foresee the Baltic states, Ukraine, Georgia & possibly Moldova voting down Russia. It would seem the ex-soviet block vote will be split, and not in favor of Russia. Only their lackey countries like Belarus, Armenia & Azerbaijan might give them 12 points. If this is the scenario, it will spell disaster for Sergey. I’m kinda seeing a new emerging block of central european countries like Poland, Czechia, Hungary & Austria becoming like a mini-Scandinavia. Speaking of Scandinavia, if their votes combined with the Baltic votes result in 7 12 points, that will boost Sweden’s chances. I think the voting might be more unpredictable than what we would expect.
>>67567507
have a grand on sweden in the top 10. feeling pretty chill right now
>>67567474
You got good tickets for tonight BT lid?
>>67567467
read it in the mirror lid
>>67567575
even worse tbqh
already sweating buckets, had to change t shirts twice, will be my biggest ever loss if russia wins
guffawing at the thought of people not putting money on bangalore today. literally, dare i say, free money
>>67567599
Just trade out when they drift after the jury vote if you're that scared
Just told the missus that I had to cancel our holiday, lids. She asked why so I showed her my EV book. Now we're in the waiting room of the eye doctor as the book is SO SO RED that it burned her retinas pmsl.
>>67567631
Why will they drift if everyone expects them to score badly with the juries anyway? Will either do better than expected and shorten or do as expected and odds won't shift
>>67567542
Got no tickets, off home in a couple of hours
>>67567683
want to come round mine to watch it lid? was meant to have a party but had to cancel it as i would be such a nervous wreck
>>67566944
Comfy
I've been rebacking Netherlands e/w since they were @51
I really hope our boy Bob doesn't fuck up the pause.
Hungover as fuck and it's really affecting my judging abilities. Don't think I'll be able to get solid tips out today
>>67567736
Bad draw, no chance
>>67567683
I'm disappointed desu
>>67567707
>having a Eurovision party
Your name should be on a list
>>67567856
list of legends?
>>67567856
Wish I was going to a Eurovision party tonight tbqh :(
Getting on Brisbane Handi Collingwood should fall apart
>>67567856
>not attending your local lgbt bar for the event
M8 how intolerant are you?
>>67567856
hi nick.
Nick swinging his big Coral employee dick around on Twitter to impress a penny punting Burton backer.
Sun is shining. Nothing to do all weekend. Bets are mostly placed for today. Going to have a big spliff, cut the grass and watch the formula 1 with a beer.
Only problem is not value on f1 bets.
Life as +ve as my spreadsheet right now.
>>67567856
I organised one for later, great great great idea. You realise girls actually love this shit. Normally my parties get a 65/35 male/female attendance. This shit is going to be 20/80. So much gash gushing on my sofas. Making a big filthy cocktail bowl for everyone to share. Got some snacks, crisps and little things from aldi.
Can, not, wait.
Literally CANNOT win a bet atm lads.
>>67553724
Tears buddies if you didn't smack yesterday's 1.90
Price down to 1.75
Can't stop giggling at how shit all the other /sp/ generals look.
>>67568170
theres 15 girls and 6 guys going to my one so far and 2 of the guys are gay pmsl
>>67568137
bet on hamilton to win the wdc. when his form picks up, bet on rosberg.
sky bet had sauber at 8 to score no points all season. now sadly gone.
PLEASE bet on bangalore
Odds of armenia winning eurovision?
>These russian gay pics
Its coming home boys
>>67568487
28/1
how much trust you guys put in tipsters? seen a 3.5 and 2.9 on this guy i follow, seem big odds and not sure how to decide how much to put on them
>>67568532
flat stake 10% of roll
On Malta top 10 finish in Eurovision at 5/4
Not a huge bet, just have it on good authority they have spent a shit load on the act this year and they won the semi final by a significant amount. Results not released to the public but info from someone in the know
Russia didn't win the semi final?
THE DRIFT IS IN
BOOK SO SO GREEN
Russia @ 1.8. Absolute steal. Gonna toss a few hundred quid on it
>>67568618
I've got so much money on this. Malta woman has great sized tits and they know how to make them work on stage. She has that mature older woman who would take you into her house and then fuck you by the pool feel to her. See it doing very well with the 40 year old male crowd at eurovision.
Greeeeen
>>67568689
Most of us laid at 2.8+ pmsl
https://www.minttwist.com/blog/2016/05/13/predicting-winner-eurovision-2016-social-media/
>>67568702
You're kidding me? I laid Russia at 1.6, might cash out now
Stack gainer legit or fraud?
mfw the bots start DRILLING again
Wait so Russia are favs to win @ 1.6, but you're all laying them why?
>>67568618
Whoever wrote this is a moron, there's no chance in hell Malta won the semi final would happily have all my roll on laying that.
>>67568753
Russian betting bots forcing odds down.
They won't win, just watch their performance.
Can't stop laying. Have 5 figures on at the moment. Going on holiday this summer now thanks to this, Russia don't win.
>not betting on Sweden to win the eurovision lål
who else on the reffocs tips? can see myself winning some gold today
Great stats. JPS much better team and jops missing their best striker and important centreback and they have travelled only with two subsitutes
>Great stats
Rball warriors are out in force again.
>>67568813
After the last 2 of his lost i've backed this, but its the last straw.
football tips for today?
bangalore tearing.
got so much on a hundred, don't know why odds were 5. easily comes in, already on 47, free money lol
>>67568813
did some cursory research and the tip looks good. please lend me £10 to make the bet, i'll return the stake
Analysis
literally the best batting line-up ever. free money etc.
>>67568920
>>67568753
>>67568729
>>67568532
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
R O S S
Nice to see it isnt only me he enjoys taking money off of.
>>67568930
surely nibs
>>67568950
Imagine dressing like this when you're 33
>>67568930
does ANYONE think bangalore won't win?
>>67568950
R O S S Y B O Y
O
S
S
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O
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>>67568676
>40 year old male crowd at eurovision.
All 3 of them?
>>67568930
Bangalore a hundred means them to get a century you fucking moron. As in one batsman gets 100 himself, not the entire team. That's why it's @5. I hope you didn't put too much on this you dumb shit.
>>67569002
Did you even watch the semis? The entire crowd was bald 40 year old swedish men, sweating and cheering when that female presenter was on. Disgusting.
70% of the votes are placed by these kind of people, moreso in Scandinavian and southern countries. Soviet countries are mostly female votes.
>>67569011
>>67568930
really hope kohli doesn't ton up and reward this cretin
anyone got bets on the derby - hull game?
>>67569076
that's very mean spirited of you
>>67569090
>mainstream
Just go down to spoons and have a tenants, you'll be more welcome there mate.
Weekend /bet/ is so atrocious.
>>67569090
https://twitter.com/TwoPoundPunt
>>67569090
I absolutely love these posts, you see them every saturday, sometimes by jfs when their league is on.
It's alwats the same, no capital, spacing wrong.
"anyone got bets on" CRAVING for a tip with their fractional odds.
Talking BIG Sense here pal.
>>67569090
Going to put a cheeky tenner on Draw/Derby.
Could have made a lot last night but got nervous after Wednesday's disallowed goal and cashed out.
Toras such a filthy fraud rball warrior
>>67569167
>only just realising this
stack gainer runs the account, first he pretended it was his girlfriend now he says its his friend. his rball punts left him with shit tt stats so he made toras angel.
Richard Osman reading our scores tonight lids hope he doesnt embarrass us ffs. The S H A K I N G pic guy is doing Albanias again pmsl.
>>67569190
>Not knowing that StackGainer is being cucked by inplay2g
holy shit bangalore are dominating
can't wait for the money to pour into my account
Hougang United DC odds are gone, but DNB is still at 1.9
PLEASE GET ON MY TIPS
>>67569268
Make a TT already you utter utter
LARGE staking Krylia Sovetov U21 over 3 and Kazan -1 AH FT. Seems fixed.
Good luck liddos!
>>67569300
Albania, how are you today?
>>67569300
Thanks, went large, already 1.
>>67569300
1111111111
Steve Bruce such a lid
>>67569371
Feeling good, thanks xx
>>67569379
Cheers friend.
>>67569300
Rebacking Over 3.5 FT.
>tfw kohli and ab de villiers both end on 90
>>67568930
tfw this idiot wins his bet.
fucking bullshit, I research good tips all day and you guys post shit like this and imps shit when the lineup wasn't even that good and still win. don't know why I even leave my tt public anymore, fucking leechs.
>>67569492
pmsl
>>67569492
>Euan
PMSL
Literally can not LOSE a bet today. PMSL, hup hup!
Great today, hope everyone is doing good.
CENTURY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67568930
so so shrewd
Can't stop hitting 6s
Krylia lines taking a beating
100100100100100100100
>Shrewd AF
>Albania will never move to TT like everyone else
>>67569739
This.
Can you pls tip on TT Albania :3
reffocs here. please thank me with (you)'s for the free money
>>67569855
>not shrewdly tipping two centuries
Just woke up boyz, where's the tips??!!!?
>>67569905
bangalore.
RUSSIA DRIFTING AWAY INTO THE NIGHT
>The anon that cashed out the lay and backed Russia
L O L
>>67569855
Since you posted this, two balls, two outs.
Fuck off you fucking rat and fuck off Watson you piece of shit.
>watson 0 (1)
>>67569957
the game's over lid, RCB literally cannot lose
>>67569977
>paying shane the shit poster watson to get bowled out in one.
1st over Wicket @ 3.75
ON MEDIUM
>>67570045
Are you only green on Aus and Ukraine?
>>67570045
>Russia at 1.87
holy shit this d r i f t
>>67570084
yes friendo
>>67570126
in that case, 1/10
>>67570155
Who else can win liddo?
Just topped up backing Russia, feeling so GREEN
new tip posted by reffocs. i'm all in. guy never fails
Imagine the HORROR if gujarat chase this
>>67570045
need this in my life
Russia WILL drift after jury scores come out, laying their price last night was STEAL OF THE CENTURY
Bangalore looking SHAKY as hell, can see Gujarat winning this desu.
Pmsl, Albania didn't get the memo.
Also tears at missing the real fix friend! Probably you on Betfair having his 1.6 lay overcut!
putting the house on Freiberg -0.5
>>67570376
Didn't realize games were 71 minutes long friend.
>muh Dnipro
tears!!1
>>67570419
> not on till tomorrow
DROPPED
>>67570365
yeah, cashing out right now and putting the profits on gujarat. got a bad feeling about this
>>67570419
info?
>>67570288
>not betting with a bookie that offers a refund on 170+ chases.
>>67570442
Freiberg III friend
Pmsl just got a pen too
>>67570454
Away team missing starting defenders
>>67570434
I see you pmsl! Pen and 3-0, lucky you weren't matched friend! Planning on going again?
>>67570434
>goal from pen
Oh my
>>67570462
PADDYPOWER?
>>67570464
333333333333333333
unibet's new site. honestly unusable. what WERE they thinking
DREAD to think of the scolding Albania's going to get from his wife when she sees the bank balance after this pmsl.
365 trader suddenly grown a pair, what does he know?
albania so tez pmsl
>>67570419
Just got on at 3-0
feel like -0.5 at this score was a bit risky. put my entire roll on...
>>67570589
Bottled it pmsl
put my house on gujarat @ 5
>>67570571
Still using the old version all the time
>>67570621
wtfb
http://esctoday.com/136002/eurovision-2016-jamala-ukraine-win-2016-daily-press-poll/
literally in tears over bangalore. really wanted to bet on them but no one lended me any coin
>>67570591
>>67570575
What's wrong liddos?
I bet one of you is Jamie West.
pmsl, 0-2, hup hup!
>>67570718
o3 and o3.5?
any magdeburg bettors here?
>>67570535
188
>>67570471
Pmsl too easy, thanks for the money friend!
Ref was the layer
>>67566892
2-0 pmsl
>>67570831
You owe me 750
>>67570845
Did think it'd be more even tbqh.
Last 2 reverse fixtures ended in draws, and Hougang have been in great form recently, DPMM haven't won a game in their last 3 ffs
>>67570999
Can you ever get a tip right? I don't think you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuy4RRISXo
Don't know what's worse - the diving headbutt or the fact the lino flagged for offside.
YUUUUGE DRIFT
>>67571084
Posted a winner last night friend, >>67570419
and this is winning too
Russia soon to be odds against
>>67571169
SURREAL, TOPPING UP
>>67571157
She was clearly offside, and also dived.
Hoping for a big second half, no stream but rball is leveling out pmsl
SO GREEN
>tfw gujarat won't even get 1 hundred
>EV BOOK IS NOW GREEN
AIR
NEW
>>67571401
>>67571414
Move here, posted first
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