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First for Russia like air.
>>67571401
H-how's my book looking lads?
Scared
>>67571440
Forgot pic
>>67571458
WORLD
I dont have any Eurovision bets on.
What shall I put my money on.
>>67571533
Seriously?
I have no clue what I'm doing
>>67571535
belgium top 10 @ 3.65
>>67571535
Put it towards having sex
>>67571565
Fuck off you shill.
I need Euan / BT to spoonfeed me actual Euro bets.
I hope your bot has deep pockets Putin. This drift will turn into an unstoppable tsunami later.
Should I be laying or backing Russia?
Lay Russia
Back Sweden top 3
Back Armenia top 5
Back Austria top 10
Logging off for a while
Tempted to lay this massive steamer at Newmarket
>>67571682
disagree on armenia, but they're good for a trade if you back them now, wont do well but spotty nerds that have betfair accounts will back her after she performs
can someone PLEASE lend me £20
>>67571682
Austria is fanwank
>>67571684
jk lol
How do i put in lays on my spreadsheet?
>>67571801
as a back with your liability as a stake
>>67571752
sure what's your address and exchange rate in USD, guy?
>>67571823
What the fuck does that even mean.
>>67571824
30 dollars. paypal: eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk
thank u, in advance, i will return the stake once i secure a victory
>>67571752
just go gay for pay, you're a fuccboi as it is.
>>67571856
i have dignity mind you
>>67571832
i suspect you don't even need a spreadsheet from this post
>>67571840
Sent.
>>67571871
you clearly do not.
i wish someone actually sent me the money. im considering punting on reffocs' next tip, or maybe euan's.
Okay I'm chasing Hougang losses on unders in Fluminese U19 game. Line seems too high for 50 minutes of play
>>67571919
SP, you are so so so annoying.
>>67571967
Get a trip, need to filter you.
1 more from Hougang would be bliss
Calijah on suicide watch
>>67571967
Good tip tbf
Taken u3
Who the fuck plays 50 minutes.
HOUGANG SURREAL
CAN'T SASS THE HASS
Friendly reminder that you will never find a girlfriend who doesn't go clubbing, especially if you live in the South.
>>67572099
South Albania?
Hass so good
Freiberg 5-2.
Can't stop winning won't stop winning
>>67572099
Why would I wanna live in Southern Albania
daily reminder that if you didn't smack sassuolo @1.90 yesterday you lost around 30 points
price is 1.6x now
there is still time, unless it goes down to 1.01, it is value.
>>67572117
How's your ev book looking lid? X
>>67572127
Post slip.
On Malta top 10 finish in Eurovision at 5/4
Not a huge bet, just have it on good authority they have spent a shit load on the act this year and they won the semi final by a significant amount. Results not released to the public but info from someone in the know
>>67572130
Green as my highlights lid
>>67571919
Stop fucking asking for money then.
That's all you seem to do in any /bet/ thread. Get £20 yourself and use that.
>>67572211
i don't have any. i lost it all, on juventus
Kozakken Boys double chance 100% legit
Serie A frenchie been hard at work flipping those burgers I see.
>>67572242
been home raping those blackjack tables mate
1xBet on suicide watch.
Can't stop topping up on Australia, imagine how much they win the jury vote by
>>67572230
Should've put that on my unders tip desu
>>67572231
>betting on mafia
it was fixed
>>67572294
you don't need to rub it in
>>67572291
i'm not a clueless leech, i bet on my tips.
>tfw you wake up hungover AF and the first post you see is from juveguy
>>67572172
They didn't win the semi
>>67572302
i'm an inter fan, so i hope a juve hater is born in you.
how much you down m8 ?
>>67572268
An australian bookie is offering $5 for aus to win
DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>67572343
i put £200 on juve and lost everything. now my only hope is to beg for a new bank roll on /bet/
>>67572336
I have it on good authority they won it by a significant amount.
>>67572359
How about getting a job you cretin.
IMAGINE putting 200 pounds not only on a mainstream game but on Juves C lineup
>>67572387
i'd love one
>>67572359
>200
you'll survive. get over it and move on.
>>67572422
your chin needs a serious test
>>67571919
www.wonga.com
>>67572422
get a fucking grip mate
shitposting or not, honestly take a look at yourself
>>67572422
Can someone ban this nigger already
>>67572422
I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips
>>67572480
>I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips
nah i didn't get anything. he was trolling
Daily reminder to go LARGE on IPL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0
>>67572500
i will, reffocs, if you pass me a coin or two
>>67572509
I would but I dont have paypal
>>67572597
what do you have?
Daily reminder
He's coming back today
>>67572610
Post your bank details and I'll send it via mobile banking
going for a haircut. £9 and a free beer. +ev af t b h
>>67572636
b-but that's not safe
>>67572708
It doesn't even matter it won't let you post it even if you wanted to because it stars out the numbers
>>67572692
>Not spending £50 on a patrician af haircut
>>67572708
>he doesn't have several bank accounts
-ev
>>67572747
would rather put it on the horses, lid.
Saturday without footy feels like sex without an orgasm
Webb so lewd
>You are now thinking of Peter bending one up his missus after a day of greening up
Getting calls and texts from "friends" who forgot about my birthday, somehow found out about it during the week and now expect me to have a party. pmsl how upset they get when I tell them to fuck off and that I don't have anything planned.
Putting my remaining possessions on Frankfurt DC simply because I want them to win.
WHAT'S
THE
FUCKING
BET
>>67572874
juviguy to an hero @ 3.50
>>67572823
ffs peter
>>67572946
VALUE
A
L
U
E
>>67572708
I'm not the desperate one here lid
>>67572692
Very dece
>>67572500
IPL? The Indian poomier league?
>>67573003
>>67573039
now at 1.50.
rip.
What's the best betting site lads?
>>67573107
tonybet.com
>>67573107
bet3000
>>67573107
Unibet.
Their new site is so functional and easy to navigate
>>67572610
Juve @ 1.2 is the bet. Does'nt lose.
(This time it really won't)
Jablonec goals fucking WHEN
Ladies and gentlemen YOUR Eurovision 2016 winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
>>67573165
i lost a 1.020 yesterday anything can happen
>>67573228
When will you fuck off.
>>67573228
Put it all on Barcelona lid
jablonec PLEASE
>>67573228
Hadjuk Split SW is 2.5 on bet365 but 2.07 on 188bet lid
VALUE
A
L
U
E
>>67573176
pmsl at the shitposting when we win the euros.
>>67573509
I DON'#T HAVE ANY MONEY STOP GIVING ME TIPS
>>67573523
PLEASE go
>>67573176
>>67573514
just found out she was born in south korea
pmsl at south korea winning eurovision
>>67573523
Juventus 1111111
tears if you weren't on
>>67573176
how come australia has gone from oceania to asia to europe? will they be african next in a desperate attempt to try and be relevant on the world stage?
>>67573569
i wasn't, shithead
>>67573551
"In fact the Eurovision rules stipulate that the Eurovision Song Contest must be held in Europe, so we can’t actually physically bring the contest to Australia.
Nonetheless, in the event that Dami wins, Australia would partner with a European broadcaster and we would co-host Eurovision 2017 in a European country.
Which country would that be? At this stage it's not confirmed. "
pick us friendo
>>67573577
>japan still SO bitter we cucked them out of the 06 world cup
>>67573615
I thought word was if we win we will be partnering with germany?
>>67573601
Yeah I knew you wouldn't see value when it stares in your face
jablonec goals wen
>>67573646
i saw the value. i didn't have any fucking money you bitc
>>67573654
>He didn't cash out for £2 profit at halftime
>>67573670
pmsl
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7149490/The-secret-fetish-porn-past-of-Russia-s-Eurovision-entry.html
Russia backers BTFO
>>67573551
Everyone will be happy if you win.
It would be nothing compared to the shitposting if Russia win.
>>67573654
>he didn't get on double chance @1.75
>he didn't cash out on FT at half time
>>67573670
222222
Monaco @ 1.5 lads?
Some of the finalists should not be competing. Russia is one.
It has nothing to do with prejudices. It has everything to do with the WEAKNESS of the guy's voice. Performance is OK, but there is a stringiness to the delivery of the lyrics, which, stand alone, don't make a lot of sense.
reminder that euans bankroll is 100k
keko pls...
On Maribor
Euan is such a joker
>>67574126
22222
Reminder I've posted 5 winners out of 6 in this thread and the last
>>67574285
Give us another
Keko letting me down today.
>>67574285
Every dog has his day
>>67574285
I only got on the losing one.
>>67573760
However, many of the lyrics this year make no sense!
>>67573670
3333333
>>67574285
hass big penis euan small penis
>>67574311
Unders in the u19 Arsenal game for a small
>>67574348
Would take that bet again anyday desu, they played very well in the second half, unlucky that they conceeded again.
Lids, why am i getting better odds on a plus handicap than i am on the match result?
>>67574501
>/weekendbet/
>>67574311
-0.5 Hadjuk Split for a smed
Just sent Juve a tenner
>>67574573
Been thinking about just sending the £200 and telling him to fuck off, up 4.8 for the week so it's not too much
>>67574633
If he gets any money he's only going to stick around to leech
The other day I was covering a match and an old guy offered me to take me back to the city
Found out there's a betting community here in Uruguay, this dude makes 4-5k a month since several years just betting on the reserves league and basketball
Wish I could do that
update: paypal at £0
no one has sent me anything, they're all lying
>>67574679
nah i said id leave
>>67574633
He won't fuck off though. He'll just keep on coming in asking for more money
who /hyped for eurovision/ here
>>67574689
Grab a beer with him, leak his tips on /bet/
>>67574633
Give it to someone who deserves it.
>>67574689
Did you ask for some pointers how to join in their shrewdie group?
>>67574701
you're fucking lying, I sent you fifty quid and you're still here you piece of shit
>>67574689
Did he touch you?
>>67574734
nah fuck of dude, i am a man of honour
>>67574728
I think he won't provide me with tips yet. He was surprised that I knew about valuebets, kept a spreadsheet and so. At first he was like 'you shouldn't get into this' but after a couple minutes he was giving me lots of pointers on how to profit, actually telling me to ask people for their personal info because with my knowledge I'd get limited soon. Feels good.
But I will be travelling yet again for a month so I won't be able to bet much. Feels bad.
>>67574729
They don't have much of a tip sharing community, they go to youth and basketball matches but most of the time they don't share their bets, just info on formations and so.
>>67574742
No but when he said I should get personal info of people he kept repeating 'your gf's'
tfw
>>67574764
that why you're trying to leech?
Did you guys make good money with the Red Imps game? Didn't have a chance to watch or bet on it ; ;
>>67574810
it does not violate my honour code
>>67574925
Up 6k
>>67574419
hup hup x
>>67574718
you hyped to come last m8?
>>67574942
juve 3 nil up now, tears if you weren't on
>>67574925
up 2k, put it all on russia because mi shrewd
>>67575017
hoping so much that the smelly German weeb comes last. Got no money on it or anything, just DESPERATE to see her in tears
got a solid, lock tip to place a bet on. would love a tenner to toss it on
>>67575052
>>67574981
Sweet.
>>67575077
Tell me what it is and if it wins I'll send you the winnings
On Ljubljana
>>67575103
barcelona game. can you toss a tenner on under 2.5 goals
Hey hass, thanks for the unders tipped, got on under 3, then rebacked an under 2.5, just want to say it helped me be up today before eurovision and might prevent me from suicide if Russia win.
So, er, thanks.
CANNOT Stop topping up on France top 10.
>>67575360
Done. If they score, you owe me a tenner though.
>>67575017
I do. Germany picked literally who over Avantasia. Avantasia would have guaranteed Top 10.
>>67575481
k, if i ever get in the riches
what odds did you get? i saw 2.7
>>67575374
No worries lid, stay safe x
>>67575522
>>67575547
I just spat out my cheese sandwich that this conversation is ACTUALLY taking place right now.
>>67575563
Thanks again, I owe you one, if you know what I mean ;)
>>67575214
shit bet. DAC. crying
pmsl at how good this bet is. some shrewd lad should post it on their tt account
>>67575580
I'm also on Alta -0.25, should score more despite the poor first half - which has still left them 2-1 up
>east stirlingshire have finally been relegated
>>67575670
awwwwwwwwwww
Frans is still the only act clocking up signifiant Spotify streams. If I Were Sorry has gone triple platinum in Sweden and is being played on a growing number of international radio stations – the UK’s Radio 1 have it on their A-list. Furthermore, in terms of this year’s automatic qualifiers, Frans has the best iTunes stats of any of this year’s automatic qualifiers and is in 3rd position on esctracker too. Even Justin Timberlake made a point of paying tribute to Frans last night. As prices continue to lengthen, I recommend investing in some each-way win value – currently 17.0 each way 4-places 1/5 odds at . Paddy Power‘s 1.29 for top-10 is free money. I also think the Sweden vs France match bet at 2.0+ in Sweden’s favour is one of the bets of the year. I was hitting it at 3.0 only last week. It’s still available at various locations including . Sweden to top the jury score is 21.0 at and 15.0 to top the televote. It’s popular song and the prices look too big.
>>67575547
@ 2.449. Looks like you are £10 in the red to me. You have 3 days to pay me via Skrill.
>>67575802
dammit, someone please lend me money
>>67575745
Cheers Gav!
>>67575802
Hey T4TW, /bet/ mafia here.
We've recieved your official complaint regarding the lttl rat juveanon owing you £10. We would just like to reassure you friendo that we have a team of Albanian immigrants heading to Juveguy's location to test his chin, and take whatever from his property worth your £10.
Stay safe, god bless
~Mafia
>>67575831
ask your mother.
>>67575605
amazing bet. UAC. partying like a madman
tbf i had to go for a high-risk bet i thought barcelona were playing a tad scruffy at the end. i would have won it two times out of three.
>>67575901
>i would have won it two times out of three.
The odds disagree with you, and Barcelona's form.
>>67575901
But you lost one time out of one. When is your student loan in? Wouldnt like to see you losing limbs over losing bets
>>67575944
>Wouldnt like to see you losing limbs over losing bets
It's literally too late for that T4TW, Albanian proxy and his wife are on their way.
>>67575949
>throat
>>67575949
>throat
KEK
Fucking Daily Mail lying to me me again.
All is possible....now we can wait basket match...I remind everyone that the accounts are made at the end of the month . Those who offend is banned
What did he mean by this, /bet/?
>>67575949
literal meme-magic in play
can't see russia winning now
>>67575944
can you let me pick another £10 bet at evens or higher. you can pay off my debt with the winnings
when do jury votes get released? just read that they get released before the normies vote.
Got 3 monitors on the go. Playing Need for Speed on one, Fast & Furious 7 on the other and the Russian market open on the third. Not sure which has the most drifting tbqh pmsl.
>>67576027
>can't see russia winning now
Can't wait for Euans WORLD usl tips tonight.
>>67576068
Here's hoping they're as good as yesterday's
>>67576058
Excellent post here buddy, and wasn't expecting it.
>>67576054
Sure mate. But if it loses, you will be losing the function of both your arms.
>>67576060
big_al's still recovering from my blows at his tipping success yesterday
>>67576099
>Sure mate. But if it loses, you will be losing the function of both your arms.
agreed. i'll report in a bit. gotta do some research and analysing on this tip as much is on the line
russia on the drift again
>>67576118
>agreed. i'll report in a bit. gotta do some research and analysing on this tip as much is on the line
inb4 a Russia lay or Barnsley SW
Why are people on Sassulolulousloulo?
gutted that I didnt throw Aus top 3 @ 1.76 on the TT, was a silly line but my Eurovision confidence took too much of a hit after Russia shortening
Love you Hass, thanks for that other tip. I would have sex with you.
HASS THE MAD MAN
DOING LAPS OF MY INSIDE SWIMMING POOL
>>67575832
Apparently Sergey performed at a concert on Thursday night, which might explain why he gulped a few notes on the run up to the middle-eight. If the juries follow previous form, Russia should be outside of the top-5 on their tally owing to the dated nature of the song, the overall lack of originality and the less than perfect vocal performance. In my opinion, finishing outside of the jury top-5 would end Russia’s hopes of winning. On that basis, I have opposed Russia in the top-3 market – only small stakes, but very cheap.
>>67576235
>>67576234
Thanks for the jinx
REBACKING
Btts Trans Narva worth a /cheekyfiver/ tbqhwy
Keko ffs give info u lazy slug
>>67576058
can I save this post mate?
>>67576234
>>67576235
Should have tipped overs
>>67576058
Really, really like this post
An Icelandic bird I matched on tinder wants a smed on KA Akureyri -0.75
post your Eurovision sw books, lads.
been an enjoyable first Eurovision trading season for me, even though it may still end in tears. I ended up laying Russia at 3.4, which was a huge error, as well as jumping on Ukraine at 6 during the semis, but otherwise it's been only successes trading. Pity Russia was such rape, even though le drift is in
best moment was my SURREAL lay on France @3.9
>>67576624
i have no idea what i'm looking at here
>>67576393
got on this. thanks lid. x
>>67576684
my red book
>>67576393
reback o2.5?
>>67576370
same here, layed 1.16
song has no real chorus, dude looks like a bodybuilder who picked up singing 3 months ago. but then again eurovision is very dirty, i don't recommend such high stakes as seen in these threads.
france and bulgaria seem value.
australia best song.
i'm thinking to back null points.
>>67576624
who /greenbook/.
Not laying Russia last night was my only mistake. Got plenty on Top X markets.
>>67576734
Not for me, just the cheeky btts @5. Glad to see it come in.
>>67576624
russia @ 2? pmsl
hey euan, put a tenner on russia @ 2. there, you're payed back
>>67576784
would love to twat you
>>67576756
yeah I'm >>67576624 and I got too scared to re-lay Russia past 2.2, I have 1/3 of my roll on Eurovision-related trades ffs (although all other markets aside from sw are going swimmingly, managed a LARGE on Aus top 3 @1.8 after semi finals)
Australia wins btw lids desu senpai
>>67576784
Consider you debt at £20 already.
>>67576805
surreal
>>67576798
don't tell me it isn't an absolute steal. russia are still guaranteed to win it.
>>67576805
PMSL
M
S
L
We all know what happens when /bet/ gets this excited about a thing.
>>67571458
Bumping my book, how's it look?
>>67576805
dear me
>>67576805
what the fuck man, how is that cash out not insane value? what have you lumped on?
>>67576810
consider yourself paid off. russia WILL NOT NOT win
On my knees for a late alta goal
>>67576805
in the future i hope to be rich enough to place £3k bets
I'm pretty pissed now lads, got to the point where I've accepted a huge loss on Eurovision, won't be around to shitpost, just praying for a miracle and Russia not winning, good luck all x
Those cheeky fivers soon add up to a mess of a book.
>>67576784
>payed
no wonder you are broke.
>>67576805
You must have a cunt on Netherlands pmsl
>>67576847
>>67571458
Too green on Netherlands and not enough on Aus but better than some.
>>67576880
Oh my
>>67576885
>>67576851
i correct myself ex post facto, and don;t bother googling that if you didn't take A level latin
Small on sanliurfaspor o0.5
>>67576909
>>67576805
Rate this piece of shit
>>67576928
>>67576805
Need to see more of it but looks very bad
>>67576880
TEZ
who /cheeky/ on Nul points yes here
>>67576916
>don;t bother googling that if you didn't take A level latin
the absolute madman
Rate my book
>>67576997
10/10
>>67576916
>Studying a dead language
Sounds -EV as fuck
>>67576997
Add two 0s to it and it will be sensational
>>67576924
J U D G E
>>67576997
nice
>>67577018
imagine
>>67577015
Thanks, i don't know why these people are seeing so much red.
>>67577018
FUCKING HELL
>>67577021
5.0000? doesn't make much difference
>>67577018
I've just been sick, what the fuck have you done?
>>67577018
Flatmate just asked what I was laughing at
>>67577018
cannot stop giggling
>>67577018
looks all green to me. you're going gr8
>>67577018
I wish this was a screenshot from betfair desktop so I could pretend it was inspect element. Genuinely feel suicidal just looking at this image
>>67577018
Pmsl if bobby goes off tonight and wins the eurohip
>>67577018
You're so fucking brave
>>67577044
german """""banter""""
>>67577018
You'll be laughing when Sweden win, don't worry lid
>>67576805
>>67577018
CANNOT stop giggling
>>67577018
Imagine, just imagine if Russia win.
Will you be okay?
>>67577018
What the fuck
>tfw Netherlands wins
will you LEND me a tenner?
So /bet/ will be on suicide watch if Russia win, or are you all gonna trade out during?
putin's bots back at it again.
>>67577118
I've laid them top3 and top4 as well pmsl
>>67577139
Jesus christ pal, all the best tonight.
>>67577139
oh dear oh dear
fucking nightmare
Praying for Russia lay anon
>>67577171
NO SLACKING
Would love to test Keith Burton's chin
>>67577018
Jesus fuck and I thought mine was bad
Get out now you idiot
Down insane on keko's tips
>>67577197
>To me
>>67577222
Fuck off you contribute absolutely nothing but losing tips. You're literally worse than this guy >>67577197
>>67577018
3k worth all these you's desu, I'm having the last laugh
Small on Hungry at 9s to finish last to round out my bets
/bet/ will never be the same when Russia win
>>67577245
to you
Russia song is dire, won't win, not arsed
Tonight is a turning point for /bet/. If Russia win i'm going to be reading the news looking for "killed himself when his red book turned to ashes"
>>67577278
Hi dino
>keko
>>67577278
i plan on being green on russia eventually btw
>>67577325
SO shrewd
Juveguy
wtb?
>>67577259
You alright m8? Mummy won't lend you a fiver to lay Russia with?
Feel like everyone's shitting on Russia because they have seen it multiple times, casuals watching the finals will pretty much love it.
If Russia is top 3 jury think it's probably a lock tbqh and I'll be ruined.
>>67577325
Looks enjoyable
Cant stop topping up on Georgia top 10/15 @ 14/3.5
>>67577393
can't stop laughing @ you
>>67577378
No, I have layed Russia with a fiver.
Just get out get out get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67577363
wtb what
Shall I cash lads? Feel I should cut my losses but still believe Russia won't win
can't wait for the euro finals. eager to see my tip on russia come to fruition and to have my debt to euan be paid off.
>>67577437
Will you PLEASE have sex
>>67577455
only cucks cash out
>>67577455
HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>67577471
Fuck off you melt
>>67577479
Ok lid x
Absolute scenes when Russia loses
>>67577479
holds it
hooolds it
>>67577479
Pls stop
>>67577427
Smart lad
>>67577506
pmsl keep forgetting to take it off. Gone now x.
Where's the real Hass?
post your best eurovision memes ITT
p.s. make sure they're funny!
Off to get some Aussie snacks and some vegemite with my fosters so I can celebrate OUR victory
You lads want something since Euan left you dry?
>they think Sweden wont win
Song which is easily playable on radios and is nice to listen, thats what wins. And Frans song is exactly that. Mark my words
>>67577535
Right here lad
>>67577521
It's okay I still post with Tiger's tripcode whenever he turns up just to watch him seethe
>>67577499
They're going to win, fearing for chaps on here tbqh
>>67577550
fosters is watery af. have you no better aussie beer?
anyone going on the MLS games?
>>67577549
>tripcode is literally UGH
>>67577549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tV0DstE81U
>>67577567
VB mate.
>>67577574
fucking kek
>>67577550
Master shit poster here cause nobody in fucking Australia drinks Fosters you immigrant.
t. expat
>>67577613
So shrewd.
>>67577657
Why try and shit post here buddy, you're making my people look bad.
GOLDEN LIONS SURREAL
Need ka goal like air
IS /bet/, TT?
Sweden to finish top 5?
Armenia top 10?
are Australia really going to do any better than 3rd???
>>67577779
yes
yes
yes
>>67577684
>my people
Your the traitor that left Dami's people m8
>>67577613
>>67577657
Fosters from the tap >
>>67577852
fuck off m8 I left for work
AUSSIE DRIFTING
>>67577889
m8 you didn't have to move to the UK to bet
>>67577873
Just as I was beginning to respect you...
>>67577913
tbf yes he did
>calling up to place a live bet
kek
KEK
K E K
rate my picks lads
T O R R E S
O
R
R
E
S
Imagine if the drift on Ukraine was unjustified and they finished top with the judges
>>67577960
It's all bots lad, takes like 2 seconds.
MALTA TOP 5 LIDS?
>>67577969
OUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Need that really long gif of the shocked girl for if Russia wins
Who /comfy/ here?
another solid win from kolkata from the looks of things. really loving the cricket tips. good work reffocs. thoroughly recommend you
>Big al
>Need ka goal like air
pmsl
>>67577913
Fuck off m8, meet me down Heathrow.
>people are actually doubting the UK to not pull off a stunning victory
your loss lads
>>67578092
But muh political voting
>>67578092
we should just outsource a mudslime. they already won the bake off
Why is Eurovision being broadcast on a "channel focused on lifestyle programming aimed primarily at lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT)" in the US?
Did any of you get on Haukar? So disappointed that I forgot about this game.
cheecky fiver on ukraine. CIA has this rigged.
>>67578125
Seriously? And what channel is that? BET?
>>67578042
Literally ruined my bet FFS.
Should've cashed out as soon as he shouted
>>67577916
Bet you're into 'real' cider
Need Central Espanol DC to come in like AIR
>>67578168
There's some tranny show preceding Eurovision on it. I think this means the most faggot performance is going to win.
>>67578125
>He doesn't know that's basically the entire point of Eurovision
laughingwhores.png
>>67578217
try henry weston's cider lad. 8.2% and 3 for £5 at tesco.
would timberlake win the euro?
Can't imagine discussing Eurovision with the mongoloids on other boards tbqh
>>67578310
I only drink Old Rosie m8
>>67578310
i thought only blacks drank malt liquor
>>67578310
K Cider is more EV+
[spoiler]Brother's Toffee Apple is my favourite cider desu[spoiler]
Is this gonna be the main Eurovision thread?
>>67578355
>K Cider is more EV+
Christ, head well and truly gone
AUSTRALIA SURREAL
>>67578319
He is competing for Ukraine isn't he? I mean assuming he is doing his famous song "Crimean River"
>youtube stream starts 5 mins early as usual
>cringe guy trying to hype the crowd before the tv coverage starts
>>67577455
No, just tidy it up.
>>67578403
good one mate
>>67578403
Lel
Ashamed to be from Germany. Fucking weeaboo & koreaboo this year.
Have the Ukraine odds shifted higher or lower? can't log into betfair
Anyone that drinks anything but a real ale from a local brewery or guest ale for below £3.00 is a Corbyn voting London living limp wristed lefite.
And anyone, ANYONE that drinks fucking larger anywhere but a party that isn't yours is a fucking filthy casual.
>>67578403
wew
>>67578341
had it in a pub once - not bad.
>>67578343
it's not a malt liqor. blacks here drink supermalt, kek. i think that it's name.
>>67578355
kek, hassan alcoholic confirmed. brother's toffee apple is nice though.
>>67578401
>decided against backing @9
Just got my dole the other day, what should I whack a cheeky tenner on tonight lads?
S A S S U O L O
1111111111111111111
>these titles
Fuck this, I'm voting yes
>>67578436
hipster fuck. not a leftie, and despise corbyn. bet you have a massive beard and glasses.
>>67578427
B A R GE
A
R
G
E
>>67578425
Why can't we have Xavier making the Reich rise again?
In a pub and they are REFUSING to put on Eurovision, FUMING
bobby looking fraudish with his smile
>>67578493
because he a homophobic faggot nigga
>>67578497
storm out and smash glasses t b h
>>67578482
Have too much on Ukraine and not enough on Australisa FFS
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583
GET
IN
HERE
BOYS
that cheer for australia.
biggest non-sweden cheer so far.
S H A K I N G
croatia turned me legit gay tbhq
Need Sweden win like A I R
NEED a norton shoutout for the /bet/ party
Russia cheered less than Spain and Latvia
Laying all day tbqh
DON'T VOTE FOR GERMANY FAGGOTS
>>67578547
We've got this
Stockholm has Korean-Aussie fever.
Do you Euros have some faggot announcer with a lisp too or is that US-only?
PLZ WIN RUSSIA
Why is no-one in the audience white?
I can't watch as this pub is showing cricket highlights, can everyone reply to this post and update me please x
>>67578593
Well, I have a faggot German announce, fucking Peter Urban nigga
>>67578613
Just seen bt in his yellow t shirt
If Ukraine win but Russia invade the rest of Ukraine before the end of the competition, do Russia get the win by virtue of occupying the sovereign territory?
>>67578577
Increase your chance of a shoutout on the BBC by sounding like you're from a minority.
I'd recommend asking him to shout out the eurovision party at Forshan Bhet's house.
New thread when???
>>67578613
Find another pub
>>67578650
In the middle of nowhere lid, fuming
>>67578613
get to the closest gay bar
>>67578638
no, but you'll still be a fucking beggar
>>67578643
When this one reaches the bump limit, you cretin
>>67578676
He's anonymous. He can be whatever he wants.
>>67578639
@bbceurovision BIG SHOUTOUT for all the people watching #eurovision with their red books at Forshan Bhet's in Newham! @grahnort
>>67578577
shout out to /bet/ from Hass
can someone link me to the eurovision thread cant find it ffs
Belgium a cute
love this belgian slag
>>67578695
i am legion xD
Someone tell me who I tweet @
>another one bites the dust
top kek
>UK ranked second to last
Relegated when?
>>67578709
This is it Bastian
Hassan already asking Kurt for a winner since he can't stop losing atm.
>>67578709
there's one on /tv/ and another on /mu/ pick your board
>>67578709
Dude this is the Eurovision thread?
Would fug Laura
cute slag shit song
Why are half the backup dancers black?
Wtfb
Belgium best so far, clearly #VALUE
I'm trying to be into belgium but just feels like there's something off about her face
>>67578798
You've never been to Belgium, have you?
>>67578798
it's in sweden
>>67578763
>578763>>67578709(You)
>>67578741
>>67578741
>>67578765
we're sticky on int now >>>/int/59356007
I wouldn't mind laying her if you know what I mean lads
I'd let her sit on something if you know what i mean lids
>>67578824
>ever going to /int/
>>67578798
tell my man shut up
prefer we all just stuck here desu
can't wait for the russia win fallout
>>67578826
Only with a small though
esc is for waifu watching
>>67578860
pmsl
>>67578742
Pls
Don't wanna miss his non admin bets
Dread to think of the """""""men"""""" in the /int/ Eurovision thread
>>67578798
Man in your pics? Back up dancer
>>67578851
prefer that you fucked off
requesting .webm of the blonde making butter with big tits from two or years ago
Fucking please don't be a contest of ballads
>""""Euro""""vision
>Australia
????????
>>67572127
Sassuolo 2-0 inter
min 27'
tears mugs who didn't get on.
easiest 360 EU i've ever made.
BT on suicide watch
inb4 Belgium win
d o u w e b o b
>>67578923
Also Israel, Turkey, Azerbaijan.
who are you cheering for lads ?
R U S S I A
U
S
S
I
A
Let's go Holland
Need updates guys, relying on limmy vines atm and book is still SO red
>hopefully he doesn't need it for tattoo laser removal
norton with the SMACKDOWN
>>67578923
Israel are there too
>>67578958
Slow down, buddy
>>67578798
to show equality
I unironically masturbate to her legs
I remember watching Eurovision as a wee lad in the old country.
When did it all become so gay?
>>67578948
russia better win. i have a tenner on them
>>67578958
Holland doing some awful country pop rock thing atm
>>67578994
It's always been gay, you just didn't realise.
could someone tell me why Angers were 11/2 vs Toulouse???????????????
can they hold??????? 1 up and still 7/5
Pause didn't feel great, better luck next year BT
insane value for sharks -1 @2.05
Jaguares have had to shuffle their line up yet again, missing their best winger and best locks. sharks have the springbok flyhalf making his comeback.This just wins
QT ALERT
>>67578994
It's been gay forever
Source: me as I am a gay
>>67578994
Always? This is europe pal, all bummers.
Holland is pretty gud, I'm voting for him so far.
>>67578969
How did he do?
>>67579001
I'm huge green
#teamdouwe tbqh
azerbaijan is the usual top 5 contender
Would fug Azer qt
>>67579037
>Americans liking the terrible country song
of fucking course
>>67579029
>Gay in Ireland
How old are you?
How was growing up?
>>67579029
Macca?
would remove kebap
>>67579053
i was wrong, into the trash
>You will never have a qtp2t Azerbaijani gf
Some instantly forgettable songs
>>67579066
18
It was fine desu im out to all my friends/parents and have had no negative reactions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
Daily reminder this is still the best Eurovision entry in the last decade and they were robbed for muh brave tranny from Austria
>>67579063
>Irish sausage squatter hates freedom
Have fun being poor
new thread where?
>>67579085
No sorry
>>67579103
Wasn't even a tranny lmao just a drag queen
Acts should be forced to sing in their native language respectively.
>>67579101
brave lad
Laying Sweden like no tomorrow.
They're not gonna win again lids.
>>67579103
>Not Molly
Talking very little sense pal
>>67579131
Think we'll win then
>>67579101
If you had been ten years older though, that might've been rough
>>67579132
>tippy toes
I just noticed
>tfw no hot Hungarian Chad Kroeger sounding bf
>>67579159
Russia CRASHING
When is the usual completely bland and instantly forgettable British act on?
Hungarian pretty fit desu
>the whistlers and the dramatically homosexual drumming
My sides
>>67579132
Thank you
>>67579152
Yeah probably
now this is eurovision
>actually watching the performances and not just the results
>>67579172
>>67579159
didnt mean to quote laddo
>>67579152
Not really, try 20 years.
france surreal
>>67579195
>we
are sending an animu girl this year, can't be worse
>Hungary with the wrong genre for the singer.
>>67579199
his eyes are so nice
bella bella
>>67579195
The 2006 uk act was pretty hilarious iirc
2007 as well with the iconic SCOOCH
Would wife the Italian
qt
>>67579208
me dad lived in Dublin in the 90's, had a few horror stories.
>Literally lining streets with 15 year old mothers kicked out of their homes.
Are Italy and the United Kingdom the only uncucked countries singing in their native language?
>tfw no Avantasia
fühlt schlecht leute
Top qt
Italian girl is pretty
Pretty BAD lmao
Would fug Italian qt
hello i am here for the qt
Is Italy white?
This thread is CRINGE as fuck
>lol id shag her
>she'd get it
>would fug
Are you all 15 years old?
RUSSIA
FIRM
ING
nice hair, jewboy
>>67579319
yes
Fucking kike such a weird looking cunt
>gay Jew
Pack up boys, he's going to win.
>>67579292
fuck tobias sammet, he has made a career of doing the same song over and over again
>>67579284
I don't understand this post.
Jews? in MY Eurovision?
>it's more common than you think
Israel in Europe.
This one is in you Germany
A gay jew
What's new
>>67579361
yeah but he would probably finish Top 10, and it's not like that one song is bad
state of this
Hungarian Chad Kroeger vs Israeli Adam Lambert, steel cage match
Who wins
When is Syria on?
>made of stars
>Israel's flag is literally a star
Are we all Jews?
>>67579291
Apperently Bulgaria, France are too. Ukraine is singing in Tatar
And for some reason Austria is singing in French,
>>67579319
maybe
>>67579400
Never unfortunately
Come on Bulgaria
>combing your hair all the way to the right
that looks dreadful
>>67579414
I don't know
you got this Bulgaria
>>67579414
i don't know
>>67579362
what don't you understand Alberto?
this bird so fit
bet she's straight on mfc afterwards as well
Would pollinate Bulgaria
Would fug Poli.
Jani must be SEETHING at this thread
Bulgaria SO SO GOOD
>>67579430
Post hair or stop talking shit punk
>if love was a crime then we would be criminals
damn so deep
Bulgarias is probably the best song.
If it was La Roux or some shit it would be number one here
who has the highest stake for eurovision winner here
>>67579400
They're on after Sweden m8.
>son of a Swedish man and a Nigerian woman
what
muh wogan
>>67579488
damn I take it back you are a hair elder god
literally muh wogan
Bulgaria top 10 is in the bag lids
>russia falling to 1.92
good thing i got on at 2
guaranteed win, free money
>>67579493
>THIS TIME BABY I'LL BE
>BUUULLLEEEETPRROOOOOOFF
I miss la roux
>>67579532
yeah feel pretty good after that, If Serbia struggles I should be up.
forgot how shit it was until the points scoring
>>67579551
90% of Eurovision watchers are gay men
Russia outlawed gay men
Thus they will not win
>breaking the 4th - playback - wall
daring move by Swede-Nigerian man
>>67579555
Talking big sense here pal
>>67579581
other 10% is /bet/
ugly anime girl incoming
>>67579572
Points scoring is always good, plenty of drunken broken English and silly accents
came in late, anyone got the best act until now?
>>67579581
>Gay
>Men
Enjoy eternal damnation m8
REMINDER
market about to shift in 4 songs
>Anime
>weebs
Reminder that if you want to fuck Jamie-Lee
You're a nonce
allahu akbar
I'll just play a random Avantasia song while having this shitshow muted.
Germany so bad, explain yourself
>Nazis
based Norton hating weebs
>>67579637
i'm curious if he's got a bigger cock than mine.
this shouldn't of been fav to run last tho
>>67579640
great contribution Razvan
>>67579618
Lmao I bet you fap to traps
>>67579637
she's 18 lad
>Germany
Pmsl
She has such a flat ugly slav face
>>67579662
thanks my turkish friend
>>67579646
we have the tradition to finish below 20, lena was a fault
Why didn't they just throw Lena up there again? :(
>>67579646
we actually wanted to bring a mental retard in this game ...check out xavier naidoo and see that hes kind of a nazi :3
>>67579688
Because it was Raab-made.
Not sure if I'd fug this animu cunt. She'd probs be so annoying
I'm in Stockholm this weekend, which one should I follow home tonight? Italian so far for me
>>67579698
>xavier naidoo
how can a nigger be a nazi?
>>67579612
Netherlands was a good Americana song
A FUCKING WEEB
>>67579646
She's actually the best singer yet, she just looks like she's not trying which is her problem, plus her shower of shite outfit.
>Amir
>France
sure
Why was that bitch dressed like a birthday cake
>>67579712
>8+
>>67579712
Nonce
>>67579672
>wanting to fuck someone that's portraying themselves as underage is fine because she's 18
Nonce
>>67579646
jidf blocked our original contestant
>>67579723
hes a right wing conspiracy fagg, he unironically believes that the reich never stopped existing
this guy is pretty hot but he has terrifying monsterhands
>>67579757
>wanting to fuck someone
said who?
>projecting
France got good variation.
Happy with this being top top 5 county
>>67579768
he would be on the purge list since he is half gypsy tbqh
>>67579769
a woman would like that
France or Belgium to win
Reminder 1 more song than the market will change
make sure you are prepared
Euan new thread please
please can all russia layers use a tripcode. i want to see who to mock when the time comes
>its le hippy guy
cut your hair you damn hippie
Where's the new thread EUAN
i'll make it hold on
>>67579820
whats with your russiaboner dude
Bring back the boobs Polan
POLSCE KURWA CO TO JEST
Europe is the most denegerate country on Earth.
>>67579862
Lol fuck off fuckboy
>>67579866
this
>>67579864
have £££'s shrewdly placed on them
I'd consider my life a pukish green colour.
What about you lads?
67579891
>>67579891
>>67579891
>>67579876
>country
the tits on that one
>the autistic city of the janitors
We're being shut down lads
>>67581466
janitor had a lay on Russia desu
>>67581466
new thread when?
RUSSIA
U
S
S
I
A
Janitor is SEETHING lads. Eyes redder than my book. Rules are being broken and some are getting monetary compensation.
>>67578497
Call the police, I'm sure that's a thought crime and extremely intolerant. The barkeep will hang fire that.
Swedish humour.
>>67579766
That's crazy, but I believe it.
Think a few suicides may take place tonight.
UKRAINE
K
R
A
I
N
E
Oi Big Gay Al, you'd better follow s_l_a_g_s
I gave you your name
http://sillyb0yblue.tumblr.com/post/144362039820/someone-explain-to-neurotypical-people-why-this-is
Ofc some cunt was offended lol
