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5/8 - UFC FN 87: Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - UFC 198: Brazil
5/29 - UFC FN 88: Almeida vs Garbrant
6/4 - UFC 199: Chris "The Chris" Weidman wins his belt back
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/_yMlJuOV86w
>Legal free fight(s)
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
Brock vs Overeem: https://youtu.be/Lbpwc3lP3WI
Arlovski vs a Freeman: https://youtu.be/T0cxUzEWZ9g
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/SYCM8ZQVo_o
Lion vs Buffalo: https://youtu.be/dVgeFjKhRBo
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Dan Hardy on Overeem vs Arlovski: https://youtu.be/HvJaqlL_tJg
Overeem vs Arlovski preview: https://youtu.be/n6SoUnsASEo
198 extended preview: https://youtu.be/MNf2K7ZsFYQ
Interview w/ Cruz: https://youtu.be/EWtI4wkoW-E
UFC on the Fly w/ Struve: https://youtu.be/7GwwphRk68M
NGANNOU >>>>> SCHLOOB
Dan "The Outlaw" Kelly
>>67314195
Where you at?
Schaub on my knob
like corn on the cob
>>67314203
He's still my dad
What went wrong?
>>67314222
He got to fucking lead the press conference after the aldo fight, he was actually calling shots like wtf control your fighter UFC
>>67314208
Some type of performance enhancing drug
>>67314244
Specify what types
Heem is sleepy
>>67314270
Who knows? I doubt they use steroids, but i can see some HGH use or other hormones.
Possibly EPO
Will we ever see another "red panty night"?
anyone else think clean sober professional family man Jon Jones is going to be a worse fighter then his old self?
when he was young and reckless and didn't give a fuck and was doing drugs and shit he was fucking ruthless e
Now I feel like he is going to just be a nigger version of GSP who spams oblique kicks and does flashy shit that doesn't actually do as much damage
Having a family was probably the worst thing that could have happened to him, he isn't built for that kinda shit. He's trying to be someone he's not and its so painfully obvious. He needs to go full nigger again
if I purchase fight pass will I be able to live stream FN rotterdam arlovski vs over/heem/?
>>67314358
Jones is actually pretty sizable for a 205 and he was doing IV before usada banned it.
He's probably going to need to either cut weight or get used to the new weight cut.
>>67314365
Depends,is it on tv in the netherlands ?
Good work OP keep it up
>>67314358
He always had a family, what are you talking about?
Nah, it's not that. He was just too afraid of getting heem by a explosive and strong OSP and he fucked his body up with that weightlifting shit.
He will slowly adapt to his old self most likely, i don't see him getting stuck
Cerrone regularly hangs out with random fans who tweet at him and ask him to. Is there a more down to earth fighter in the UFC?
>>67314393
what kind of dirty deal did dana to unblackout spain?
>>67314396
>>67314393
afaik it's not, which is fucking gay. purchasing fight pass won't even do the trick. does hola work on ufc website?
>>67314438
mighty mouse, there's a few. hunto.
diaz bros are extremely down to earth in their own way, not fan accessibly though
>>67314461
No
But it's weird, usually the FNs are available on FP in France and there it's written it's balcked out
GET IN HERE
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
Am I the only one who isn't excited about 2016 as a fight year? Just mildly intrigued by some fights at best. There are no hype-trains anymore. Paige, Sage, Conor, Ronda and Pettis have sunk into irrelevance. All that's left are clowns training at unsafe gyms who pull out of most fights and has-beens trying to replenish their dead careers. We will have to wait at least 1 more year until Almeida, Yair, Bektic, Taisumov, Tumenov gain enough credibility for PPV cards and big promotion events.
>>67314438
Yes, Conor McGregor, Ronda Rousey and Anderson Silva
>>67314593
Khabib's back
>>67314593
It's fucking May. At best the fight game is known until July. You're goddamned retarded.
>>67314593
Maybe you should come to my country to beg on the marketplaces.
>>67314593
Are you crazy, bellator is getting good the cards besides 200 are all looking nice what's the deal?
>>67314633
>The argentinean animu fag is now in /heem/
What did i do to deserve this?
>>67314662
200 looks good desu
Just not 200-good
If /heem/ becomes mainstream what will we do?
>nate will never fight nick on a main event in stockton
thank fuck, that place is garbage city
>>67314697
We will all become Gertrudes to identify the real fitefans
>>67314629
Compare 2015 to 2016 so far, they're nothing alike. Besides, you can see most of the upcoming events in 2016. You are literally in the ''Demetrious is the p4p best fighter in the world'' era now. Exciting huh?
>>67314697
It already did, compared to /rug/ or other generals we literally are a """"giant"""" community.
Be might actually be one of the most active generals.
Is it still relevant?
>>67314618
Fuck that terrorist
Dana says Conor is fighting the winner of Aldo vs Edgar next. Conor says he is fighting Nate next.
Dana is making a power play.
Conor can come back and defend his belt for his next fight or he gets stripped. His ego probably won't let him accept any fight except for Nate.
He is going to get stripped of his belt before he fights again. He will never fight at 145 again.
Cap this.
>>67314738
I don't get the hate really, just because we don't have superstar pretty faces?
If you need that follow rockhold that guy is a superstar and the closest thing you'll get to a model with actual legit fighting skills.
>>67314633
Sillypenis!
>>67314738
Yes, because it was so much better in the "RONDA IS A LITERAL GODDESS AND WILL DEFINE MMA FOR GENERATIONS TO COME" era.
2016 is full of interesting matchups thanks to just about every division getting shaken up in 2015/early 2016.
would u /heem/?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462288510796.webm
>>67314738
He's the "Dark Souls 3" of UFC Champions
>>67314764
I disagree. we get nate conor at 200 45% sure
>>67314787
Why wouldn't you ?
Diarrhea is sexy m8. It's 2016. Grow up.
>>67314764
I've already told you what we're going to get for 200, it's all an inside job to get conor to win mark my words
>>67314787
>not fighting so spicy that your younger siblings question the reality of the present
>>67314764
Why is it that Dana always ruins great fighters and disowns his top owners. Ex. Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture and GSP. there are other examples, it makes me no sense to get into fights with your top ppv drawers. In boxing promotors fuck over their fighters but don't shit all over them when they are still in their prime. Does anyone else think UFC would be bigger without Dana ?
>>67314815
>younger siblings
Pretty sure that was a kid she was babysitting and had a huge crush on her. The poor kid lost all faith in humanity.
>>67314819
Keeping control in the long term is better than making big money in the short term. Exactly how a dictatorship works. Control, control, control. Position before submission? Control before cash.
>>67314819
Who knows the UFC kinda has a little superstar in Dana so the question is if you had the same pull if it wasn't this weirdo Dana shittalking everyone and everything for no reason
>>67314835
Honestly the kids needs to get running he's a little fatty mcfatty
>>67314835
Or developed an interesting new fetish
>>67314839
>Keeping control in the long term is better than making big money in the short term
>tfw I was called a retard 1000 times telling that when it first happened and now everyone's saying that
>>67314848
>Honestly the kids needs to get running he's a little fatty mcfatty
Future heavyweight in the making.
ITT: Homosexuals.
>>67314839
Yea especially that mma organization are evolving into traveling circus rather than a sport because everyone wants to keep a slice of the pie. If McCain hopefully lives long enough he can pass the Muuhamad Ali act we will finally see Mma turn into a respected sport until then it will never be as big as boxing
I told my foreman he could either assign me truck 209, or he was gonna be on the receiving end of a Stockton Slap.
>>67314935
I'll nib ya in de fucking legs
>>67314803
I will heem myself on webcam if this shit happens, 100%.
>>67314940
how many times have they shared a bed on "the road"?
Waking up today I had a moment of clarity and a sudden realization
Is Conor the first European athlete that proves trashier than his American opponent on all the spectrum of competitive sports?
>>67314982
Nope . That would be Paul Daley.
>>67314982
based nathan
>>67314951
What's Joe "Dock Boss" Cavalieri's record?
>>67314982
>ireland
>part of europe
>>67314982
Haha only just noticed based Shields coming up when Connor got real mad
>>67315001
Niggers aren't European.
>>67314982
Only an Irishman could fight a literal cholo from the shittiest shithole in America and come across as the bigger fucking loser.
>>67314358
>he didn't heem the #6 ranked guy in the world so he's shit now
OSP would literally kill almost everyone on the planet
>>67315018
Nice meme
>>67314726
LOOK >>67314885
SHE IS HAPPY
SHE IS ADORABLE
>>67314951
nice """job""" you have there pham
>>67315068
Stop giving that faggot attention. Never reply to namefags in /heem/.
>>67315098
A job's a job, we do what we can, no matter our lot in life.
>>67314982
>Who is Naseem Hamed
>>67315112
>Tells me to stop giving attention to a namefag
>Replies to a namefag
CANADA
POETRY
>>67315022
It's over lad, it's not 1983 anymore, black/arab people are in fact the dominant force in europe
Lads has there ever been a Spanish fighter? Why do Spaniards not know how to fight? Does Spain produce any actual athletes or just soccer players?
>>67315149
Sage Memecutt vs Eduardo Marín @UFC 200 prelims.
It's something.
>>67315136
>Argentina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>67315178
>>67315199
This facepaint thing why are they doing it man this looks so horrible
>>67315149
There are a few spaniard kickboxers.
I actually asked myself the same thing a number of times.
Why do foreigns of spaniards descend do well in combat sports and not spaniards themselves?
Look at Carlos Condit for example, or the Diaz bros. It's the possible influx of native blood that makes them stronger? Or it's the upbringing?
>>67315194
>The city of Terrorism
>trying to deny the black/arab uprising
Walk around Paris and watch it for yourself
>>67315228
that's just uncalled for cmon man
>>67315178
Sage will get heemed.
He was a nice meme.
>>67315261
Sage will come tearing back with the fury of 10,000 bibles.
>>67315261
Sleepy heem or tappy heem?
>>67315258
I never thought I'd love the day to see France having the gall to talk smack.
Good for you, buddy. That's empowering.
>>67314186
Thanks for "Interview w/ Cruz".
>>67315283
Probably tappy imho.
I am more interested what will happen to Sage after that defeat.
>>67315316
Here's the catch: I'm not actually French.
So the day hasn't come yet, my Brazilian pal.
>>67315258
what the actual fuck are you talking about
argentina's qts are hottest
plus their accent
HASEME UN PETE
>>67315004
He's 25-10 overall, but 2-6 in his last 8. He's basically the Dan Henderson of the waterfront.
Alright I've been searching for it for a while now someone spoonfeed me the ausposter snake meme already and if you do post it mark every single australian in here for some top banter
>>67315364
>the ausposter snake meme
what?
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7gOizkIUf/
>ronda will never return to the cage
>miesha will never headstand flip into an armbar heem
>>67315343
I knew you were Edgestonia in disguise
>>67314671
you two will need to settle shit in the octagon now
for who is the coolest Argentinian
Lads, how does one become associated with the Serra Longo Fight Team? I don't want to be a fighter just want to hang out with My boy and his boys.
>>67315343
>An algerian trying defend europe "whiteness"
It was obvious
>>67315407
you have to heem a GOAT
>>67315396
If Judo rules weren't so soft he would have ripped that heel hook
>its a they discuss politics in my heem episode
>>67315450
>you will never COLONISE an argentinian QT
>>67315500
Oh yes I will.
>>67315495
they've been at it for a while
how you doin man what card you looking forward to?
>it's a /pol/ episode
>>67315500
Why not?
>>67315495
Eh it's a nice way to kill time let's see what the shitposts can show us today.
Did you see mexico with france?
They went off, I think we're having unironic shitpost day today so let's see what our athletes have to offer.
>>67315495
>politics
its a "lets spew /pol/ memes at each other like jabs"episode
>>67315544
I'm pretty hyped for this weekend desu
>>67315544
ufc 198
stacked card desu
>Is the Argie starts a shitposting rant episode
Thanks mods
![Patterson–Gimlin_film_frame_352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tivPU4I.jpg "Patterson–Gimlin film frame 352[1]")
>>67315561
yeah me too I want to see overeem heem aloki and struve retire bigfoot with a heem
>ufc 198 is 11 days away
>>67315561
two glass chins banging it out? Yeah prob gonna be a good one, seems like it can be anybody's fight in that one desu
>>67315564
yeah thats gonna be a good card, good fights, I'm looking forward to 199 too, cause of weidman vs rockhold 2 and cruz vs faber 3, as long as are card don't have people pulling out left and right we should have some cool events
>>67315574
>>67315614
>He thinks that's BTFO'ing somebody
hmmm
The flag thing gets to you lad, it shows.
>>67315603
nice
>>67315603
That's the best card of the year memewise.
Hyped as fuck
>>67315587
overheem is wack, i'm watching for arlovski
You need to stay away from the keyboard for at least a full month, Maurice.
do it for us
>>67315653
>Efficient energy is spazzing every time i post
You are the equivalent of Sage Northcuck on the ground.
You might wanna calm down, you are choking on your own dick a bit too much.
>>67314613
kek
>>67315701
>overheem is wack, i'm watching for arlovski
I seriously hope all of you goofs are paying for UFC Fight Pass and not using illegal streams. Otherwise you wont be able to watch RDA defend his title against Alvarez returning from his sore leg injury.
>>67315728
Why are you so shook, friend? Is it because I said you're not white? Does the truth actually hurt you this much that you have to go full chimpout mode?
>>67315830
I don't have fight pass, I'll watch it on sony espn. No one else is getting these fights cheaper than me.
>>67315830
I use it to watch all Pride fights and local Australian fights since they stream them for free
>>67315852
You are spazzing la, really.
You are getting emotional.
Is this what I should do in order to achieve Ngannou mode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN62FCLA3eE
Post hilarious heems.
>>67315904
Well, you are paying for cable i assume, so those who only have internet and watch it online get it cheaper.
>>67315932
3$ for the cable here.
>>67314787
wew lad, yes i guess
>>67314835
>has a crush on her
100 percent dude
>>67315915
every bodybuilder has done gay4pay, every single one
so, no matter where you cum, boy I'm sucking
>>67315931
Herb Dean tackle heem
>>67315949
That's really cheap, how much is the internet? What speed do you have?
>>67314885
u have the one where the cameraman adjusts to have her boobs in the shot? always makes me kek desu
>>67314976
be careful dude
>>67315909
>Argentina has now gone full projecting mode
Wew lad, this is sad to watch.
>>67315980
Internet is pretty shitty. 2mbps line at 15$.
Hey so we all know that the UFC has to change the music on Fight Pass and DVD's because of copyright bullshit, but how come the smaller promotions don't have to?
I'm watching this small Australian card my friend fought on and they have both pretty famous songs playing in the entrances, should that not be allowed? Is Strikeforce and WEC dubbed too?
>>67315949
Pretty cheap cable mane, they try to fuck us up the ass for cable here in the US
>>67315932
I dont know why but the I rank fedor meme always makes me laugh when I see it
what did you guys personally score lawler/condit, or just who did you think won personally
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67316017
Yeah it's pretty much the same here.
But those cable prices though.
I have HD+ALL premium channels for 90US$
>>67314186
w2c piccolo shirt
>>67315909
It's one of those "Argentina pretends he dominated the argument in hopes of disguising the opposite" episodes. I can only imagine how pathetic of a person he is in real life.
>>67316111
i love press fonferenes
>>67316076
Smaller promotions don't have any money for the jews to steal.
>>67316118
This is for (you)
>>67316037
>>67316017
this is for (you)
>
>>67316111
The whole reason Conair made mad muns was because people were watching his press fonferenes ya fuckin' goof.
>>67316126
>Is the gringo that got BTFO a month ago it's still salty and gets involved in a discussion he has nothing to do with episode
Don't get involved la, you are gonna get hurt
>Mein Kampf
what did he mean by this?
>>67316103
lawler lad, 48-47
>>67316157
MEIN RUCKFLUG
>>67316157
Uh oh, the germans are at it again
>>67316103
Close fight but I had lawler
>France fighting the good fight whilst I went to the shops
You're alright la.
>>67316203
How autistic does one need to be
>>67316203
>Fighting the good fight in a nail cleaning maylasian intranet forum
>that reddit tier polandball pic
>>67315931
ugh all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67316152
>still posturing like you've BTFO anyone on /heem/ ever
wew, look at this argie go
>>67316152
>Implying you can take on an American
Wew lad, Argentina is even more delusional than I thought. Sit down son, you'll get hurt again and this time I won't even have to do a thing.
>>67316203
>unironically posting redditball comics
>>67316274
Nice proxy
>>67316281
>still salty a year after
you have to let go
>>67316292
MUH BIG STRONG AMERICAN
CONFIRMED KEK
>>67316232
>Being this bitter about having a tiny island stealing steal your mainland girl next door waifu
Cheer up cuck, Austria are looking like they may anschluss you soon.
>>67316315
What are you even trying to say mate, you're fucking mentally ill you creep
>All of this /pol/ posting caused by literally one post about blacks/arabs
FUCK THAT, FRANCE NGANNOU, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHER FUCKER, IMMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU KNOW WHATS THE REAL FIGHT WHATS THE REAL MONEY FIGHT ITS ME! NOT THESE OTHER GOOFS YOU PUNKED ON HEEM BREADS, DONT NO ONE WANNA SEE THAT, YOU KNOW YOU BEAT THEM ALREADY THATS THE EASY FIGHT, YOU WANT THAT REAL SHIT, RIGHT HERE
>>67316310
>>67316328
Sit down, Argentina. You'll only get heemed again.
This isn't funny anymore, everyone's calling out how much of a sperg you're being.
>>67314748
how horrifying
I will literally knock anyone here the fuck out in under 20 seconds and make it look easy
>>67316337
>An Algerian frenchie heeming anyone other that Mazzeratti
lmao
>>67316343
Eaze up pal, you literally couldn't even heem a woman's 115 invicta fighter.
>>67316354
But can you heem schaub?
>>67316354
Not me lad, but these other jokers probably
>>67316328
Cry more
>>67316310
>if I keep accusing everyone of being salty, someone will believe it
Getting kinda sad, wannabe gringo.
>>67316328
That was my post [spoiler]I'm not even British [/spoiler]
How long until the sex video """"""""""""""""""""""leaks"""""""""""""""""""""", /heem/?
>>67316337
>Holding a Bible up with one hand while promoting Democracy
>Droning the fuck out of Kebabs with the other
What did he mean by this?
>US and Aussies in charge of not spicing up these threads while South American minorities ruin them
>>67316370
I could literally fuck up your entire population before getting tired. You're all manlets, friend.
Alright enough is enough someone get rid of france now
France is objectively a cunt
Argentine bro is alright
>>67316370
>mazzerati
its materazzi you fucking goof
>>67316394
>Jones's non existent package
ROMEROED
>>67316413
>>67316418
>S H O O K
>>67316394
>holy what are you doing?
>>67316380
Cry?
I'm having a field day with these bums la
>>67316391
Well done
>>67316383
I agree, usually people get over shit faster.
It's sad, but it's the reality you will have to deal with.
>>67316402
You will surrender in under a minute Sage Norkuk style.
My boy ponzinibbio alone would literally cuck your whole country and you will bring up your wife's son with Argie tradition.
>>67316419
S-sorry
>>67316418
I'm a cunt too
>>67316274
agre 100% my man, submissions are for pussies who are scared of being punched
>>67316456
>This barrage of responses
W E W L A D S, W E G O T A S H O O K O N E
I never supported or instigated any of this
>>67316456
>I-I'm not crying
whatever you say kiddo
>>67316486
>Not having the decency of responding like a true gentleman
goof
>>67316456
>MAXIMUM SHOOK
>its a france and memes shit up an entire thread episode
>ur black
>no u
>haha shook
>no u
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67316525
Posting some heems in return for the shitposting barrage
"i think he speaks better gibberish" - nick diaz
>>67316553
nice
I never got the ban for knees to the grounded opponent
>>67316547
>100 percent british
>>67316553
>>67316575
good lad
>>67316575
>tfw no one will ever heem you this hard
>>67316547
9 rows down on the far right is my wife's bull
>>67316594
Brehs
>>67316594
Alright I get the ban now, randleman fucking cracked that motherfuckers skull open
>>67316594
>that double at :12
>>67316622
>I rate Skinny Overeem
>>67314222
He got a fluke KO over Aldo and his ego went Mach 12
>>67316553
how are the falklands argentina? oh wait england owns them
>>67316570
i would love to train with nick
>>67316648
Kek no roid reem is pretty fucking touch to think he could take shogun on the ground. He had it in him when he was younger what happened to reem why did he get so bland?
>>67316672
Ayyy peru look at these goofs have you seen the france antics vs sweden and now vs Argentina he's working his way through the hankings
>>67316667
>Shilling for England
Stop false flagging please
>>67316648
How do you like your ribs pham?
>>67316737
go back to boards.ie fag
>>67316745
>jumping kick vs Mark Hunt
>>67316745
Holy shit Hunt was trying to kill that motherfucker straight up
>ITT: WE ALL REMEMBER WHY KNEES ON GROUNDED OPPONENTS IS BANNED
>>67316775
Nice arm spaghetti
>>67316811
Holy shit his arm was all sorts of fucked up
>>67316775
god i hate mark hunt
>>67316811
Prime Gomi was GOAT entertainer
>>67316745
wew lad
Reminds me of a time as a kid when I running double flying kneed a kid in his spine and he collapsed in the field. I ran my ass home lmao
>>67316594
How can the human skull take this sort of abuse? That double knee was absolutely vicious.
>>67316853
>I ran my ass home lmao
Tyrone please
>>67316851
>ITT: We found out that Germany didn't watched nor rated Pride
You are missing some nice fights la, fightpass/torrent that shit
>>67316853
That's pretty fucked up pham
>>67316874
Dude look at his forehead he's got his brain coming out of ripples in his skull.
>>67316875
stfu
all i need is somebody to heem on
who is your favorite UFC fighter?
>>67316888
nice trips
Sokoudjou was the Ngannou of Pride.
>>67316875
Im the american britposter
Im not a tyrone, just southern
>>67316890
>This cuck getting buttblasted every time race is brought up
Chimp lover?
>compete in amateur MMA cards while in high school 3 years ago
>stomp kids
>2 of them now fighting on cards streamed LIVE on UFC fight pass while you're stuck in uni
Ever wonder /whatcould'vebeen/ lads?
>>67316888
>Not liking the nice trance and reliving strong emotions by watching pure godlike heems that never age
Watching this makes me kinda hate USADA but there were some natty kings back in the days
>>67316923
Bas Rutten
>>67316912
You forgot the proxy fan, now everyone knows your true identity
>>67316939
Might be.
It's Germany after all.
be very careful /heem/
>I don't rate Conor McGregor
>>67316965
>>67316874
>>67316853
>>67316656
>>67316620
>>67316635
You lads will like this knees too
Kharitonov fighting next week
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Heavyweight-Sergei-Kharitonov-Set-for-May-14-Bellator-Debut-Against-Josh-Appelt-104305
>>67316998
>I rate Skinny Overeem
>>67316853
lo0o0ol
>>67316998
>I rate skinny bork
>>67317020
How do you like your spine famalam?
>>67317031
le3e3e3l
>>67317020
He took that many shots from nobody but chuck lidell lads Overheem really fucked his chin up with them roids.
>>67316853
i double flying kneed a kids in the spine jumping off the top of the monkey bars. shit was epic but he cried and i got detention.
>>67316935
ite i'll let you off
>>67317051
Nogueira still my boy just for this
Does this look like the face of a merciful killer?
who is tecia torres fighting next
>>67317073
How did Rampage's chin recovered so good after the beatings Wanderlei put to them?
>yfw dc or jon pull out
good luck with miesha vs dyke hue or aldo vs fronk ic title headlining. top kek.
Ufc 199, can be headlined by faber v cruz
198 could be headlined by any of vitor, silva fuck even cyborg.
200 is fucked if one of the goofs in the main event gets hurt
>>67317100
And this is my last webm in my pride folder
Hope you enjoyed it lads.
>>67317127
It helps them LARP as being white.
>>67317128
You might just jinxed it
>>67317127
Her husband's son
>>67317100
YOU NEVER KNOCKED ME DOWN RAY
>>67316775
Mark will never not be my boy.
>only non european to win K1
>>67316979
be careful of what? calm down khabib
>>67317128
which fighter is that in your pic?
>>67317188
Sage Northcutt
>>67317128
>ywn feel CGM's supple body writhe beneath you as her boypussy suckles your cock
just had a gay moment lads, never mind me.
>the fighter and the kid 3d
>>67317207
Bro I promise we'll get you help don't worry
>>67317184
>Suriname
>Europe
>>67317155
good, fuck dana, i unironically was hype to see nate kill the conor meme again.
dc vs jon is nowhere near 200 main event tier, maybe one of the comains or 201 main event. fucking dana is a cuck. didn't he say there is a 4th title fight too? watch him put mighty meme vs benavidez 6000 on there
>>67317128
I wouldn't pull out of pic related if you know what i mean
>>67317229
If i find a torrent i might unironically watch it
>>67317260
Conor fucked his own shit up.
He would probably put Nate vs GSP/Lawler/Other
does sage northcutt have the most punchable face in ufc history?
>>67317260
>dc vs jon is nowhere near 200 main event tier
>Casuals not understanding that DC vs Jones is worth nothing for real fight fans
>put grill reaction image
>3/4 replies on how you would fuck her
wew lads calm down eh?
>>67317308
nate doesn't want gsp, he said lawler and gsp are "nick's fights", he's too bigg for him anyway. lawler fighting woodley is not "mind blowing" at all, REEEEEE
>>67317388
>boston celtics
fuck u dana
>>67317388
It isn't though.
Brock Lesnar set the standard to high numbers wise.
Realistically the only one that can generate UFC 100 numbers is Conor
>>67317423
When does the Nick's suspension ends?
I wanna see Lawler vs Nick so bad
>UFC 200
It's a great card as is. Oh wow it's #200. Grow up.
>>67315386
>It's a matter of time before """"whites"""" are minority.
How the fuck are Europeans so passive and retarded about this?
Literally getting REPLACED in your own fucking HOMELAND
WORTHLESS FAGGOTS
>>67315915
why the fuck are you watching that? literal cuck
>>67317485
I wouldn't recommend starting that discussion again.
>>67317473
"The numbers" don't matter to you, bro.
>DC vs Jones 2 isn't a worthy main event
>Conor vs. Diaz 2 is
lmao @ your "lives"
>>67317473
nick suspension ends in august. he would probably comain the nate v conair card
when is brocks contract ending with wwe anyway? cheeky rizin when?
>>67317483
no, its not only le 200, its the august card and le 200. It has to be BIGG, dana talked so much shit about how mindblowing it will be, so naturally we compared it to 100 goof
>>67317516
They actually do, they change MMA as a whole, now if the change is positive or negative that's a perspective thing.
But a lot of thing could change if the UFC does the final jump to "mainstreamness"
You casuals don't understand, the sport needs to grow it needs to keep on going so we can get bigger events.
This isn't about mcgoob, fuck that loser this is about the sport as a whole
>I don't rank Shinya Aoki
>>67317587
I kinda get the other argument too, the argument of wanting the sport to keep in the shadows.
A lot of shitty things happen when things go mainstream.
Can you imagine the invasion of 12yo on /heem/?
If it's already a shit general, just imagine what it could become
>>67317649
But it's all about the content in the end, we can get so many spicy bangers and heems every night live on tv worldwide.
Small price to pay, the fags could even get their wrestlefucking
>>67317587
>the sport needs to grow it needs to keep on going so we can get bigger events
Does it really though? UFC is big enough now, it's not some obscure promotion in dire need of money, I think they're well off as it is. I'm not really sure why you think more casuals should tune in to the sport, it's not like buys matter to me or you
>>67317473
>only conor
ronda, gsp too fampai.
>>67317623
hahahaha
>>67317686
I'm telling you, everything you want there will constantly be live fights on and high class fights too
>>67317701
But they are not available in July
>>67317587
fuck you conor saved this sport he the best thing to ever happen to it he could easily make his own promotion and make more money than the ufc put together in the whole world fuck dana and fuck the ufc let conor back in hes the biggest fighter in history let him fucking back in alright one fluke defeat and they think they own him well they dont he will come out on top he will probably end up buying the ufc hahahaha
>>67317717
Or it could go to shit like boxing
>>67317729
You need to ease up on that proxy
>>67316912
American after all. And here I thought you were a maple syrup sucker.
>>67317729
who is it?
Serbia?
>>67317757
He had the UK proxy
>>67317717
>there will constantly be live fights on and high class fights too
Don't be stupid.
People are already complaining about the abundance of cards, constant live fights isn't benefitting anyone. More casuals also doesn't really mean high class fights at all
>>67317747
shut up argentina or I'll get england after you again
>>67317762
Where is serbia btw?
And Kenya?
>>67317725
gsp apparently has been training. ronda can fight amy schumer at 200lbs catchweight la
Everyone is gone, this is the apocalypse
>>67317790
nice meme
>>67317811
Would watch
>>67317747
Boxing has really gone to shit because of all the politics shit and because everyone is ducking everyone
the cool thing about the UFC is people don't really duck as much, and champions will usually get stripped if that happens, boxing has a bunch of paper champions and champions ducking thier mandatory challengers for a year plus with no consequence
>>67317811
>ronda can fight amy schumer
wut ?
>>67317840
>Boxing has really gone to shit
MayPac did bigger numbers than the last fifteen UFC events put together.
what would you do if you crossed paths with this UFC champion?
>>67317840
That could easily happen in MMA too.
>>67317884
Break her with my big strong American wrestling.
>>67317840
>>67317893
''interim belts''
>>67317884
she comes across as a really awful person, plus she used the term "multi-kulti" once and that really irked the fuck out of me
How would she do in womens straweight?
>>67317950
Literal who
>>67317920
>she comes across as a really awful person
wat. she literally never comes across that way unless she's trying to sell a fight
>>67317893
Nah, MMA is the future.
>>67317920
How is she awful?
>>67317879
I'm not talking numbers wise but quality wise
there's alot of good fights that could be made if top rank and al haymon didn't have some stupid thing going on, mayweather and paquiao only happened because there was so much money involved
>>67317893
It can happen yeah but its not as bad where you can have a champion fighting some unranked bum to bad his record for basically all of their reign, a UFC champ at the very least will fight mostly higher ranked fighters in their respective weight class
>>67317950
Not too good
>>67317950
Her first matchup
Post songs that describe situation with Conor and UFC right now ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gzdWPwVTWsI
>>67317950
I would pay for fightpass to see her get stuck in north-south and struggle out of sub attempts all sweaty for 15 minutes
how would she do in wmma?
>>67317983
>I'm not talking numbers wise but quality wise
So?
MMA isn't just UFC, and there's a ton of shitty regional promotions that do the same bollocks.
>>67317973
Girl from Charlie and the chocolate factory.
>>67317950
does she have an eating disorder
>>67317973
Actress turned 'kickboxer'
Lads, how much would you pay to teach the lasses on Ultimate Surrender how to sleepy heem and tappy heem? All the hands-on teaching you can handle.
>>67318041
she grew up in hollywood, so I would say the chances are 99%
>>67318077
They would pay me
>>67317950
Have any of you ever taken a picture of yourself working out?
>>67317879
And for what? It was one (if not THE) most overhyped fights in boxing history. All those PPVS buys for a shit event doesn't help boxing. If anything all those normies who bought the PPV will likely be apprehensive about buying other PPVS, given that the most hyped up fight of the 21st century was ended as a boring decision
>>67318041
More girls should have an eating disorder, that girl has a great body
https://twitter.com/LeonVegaSuarez/status/727566232979947520
What is the Gracie family to you /heem/?
>>67318118
Im not a vapid attention whore with a vagina, so no
>>67318135
Oh common lad
>>67318173
bitch you never worked out a day in your life
>>67318137
>>67318034
>comparing the pinnacle of professional boxing to regional mma promotions
Lmao
>>67318034
I get that, but I'm just saying that as of now the UFC is handling things a bit better than boxing is with their fights and promotions
I love both boxing and MMA, I just feel so far the UFC has been giving us some better match ups and fights, as long as it all goes well
I mean after Mayweather retired the Welterweight division is stuck with none of the new welterweights fighting each other, the biggest fight in that division has been Bradley and pacquiaos third match, with the more recent one thats going to happen is Thurman vs Porter and that fight has been delayed like 3 times already
>>67318041
>americans are getting so fucking fat these days a healthy fit girl is looked at like she has an 'eating disorder'
>>67318129
That fight killed boxing in the eyes of the casual. I know for a fact there are a lot of people that will now NEVER order a boxing PPV in their entire lives thanks to that 'fight'
>>67318118
No, I dont even tell people about my gym or training unless they ask me
>>67318229
>healthy
>400 calories a week
>>67318265
Shes tiny with a tiny frame, you are a fat fucking whale if you think she has an eating disorder.
>>67318297
this, wtf is this anorexic meme? she seems pretty fit
>>67316998
BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
LORD AS MY WITNESS HIS FACE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>>67315021
you can see his bloodlust. shields wanted to lay on him so bad
>>67318297
I don't know what that lad is going on about desu she looks fine
>>67318359
He got his revenge on Overeem later though. Brutally knocked him out with a huge right hand a few years later.
>>67317884
I can honestly say I'd bend down and pick up whatever gravel/leaves/dirt I could and I'd throw it in her stupid fucking face before running for my life.
>>67318337
>>67318377
He's just 300 pounds and lashing out because he sees a qt he can never even touch.
>be me
>been training for Newbreed turny for a few months now
>it consumes my thoughts
>start having sex with my girl
>getting into it and it's feeling good
>suddenly she's in my guard out of the blue
>panic mode
>throw up a triangle choke and sweep her simultaneously
>mfw I choked my girl out with a mounted triangle because I'm an idiot
>>67318541
No you didn't. Why must you turn /heem/ into a house of lies?
>mfw all the 'Europeans' on heem are unironically Arab
>>67318541
kys
>>67318541
Hello r3ddit
>>67318578
dont fucking start this again...
whats /heem/ eating?
pic related
>>67318578
be careful
>>67318578
you're a mexican...
>>67318578
So are most of the north americans
>adan mohammed
>sahal
>phil
>>67318578
>Mexico got heem'd so hard yesterday he's mentally damaged and wants to go again
Wew lad. You were shook way too hard by my bantz. Now I understand what the US felt when they nuked Japan into a nation of stuttering pedophiles. But at least they're not lazy and are closer to being White than Mexico will ever be. >>67318541
>>67318541
>>67318578
Only the lower class ruin their faces for fun.
>>67318575
>implying
>>67318654
You need to stop
Oh shit we were all talking about fighting and suddenly mexico shitposts and france is at it again too
>>67318654
>France gets BTFO literally every single /heem/ thread for a month straight
>"WEW LADS I'M THE KING OF BANTZ"
Conor-tier my man.
We're literally /mandrama/ now
>>67318634
Whats that over those eggs m8
>>67318739
>Argentina becoming MIDF
Sad.
>>67318792
>Canada got BTFO so thoroughly he's delusional about what's happening around him
Wew lad. You must be one of those Saskatchewan inbreds I keep hearing of.
>>67318654
Zup ISIS
>>67318654
>Now I understand what the US felt when they nuked Japan into a nation of stuttering pedophiles.
Have you come to an understanding on why ISIL bombed le cuck nation ?
>tfw I don't post here anymore because of the other french
>>67318654
>Now I understand what the US felt when they nuked Japan into a nation of stuttering pedophiles.
Pierre's banter is looking sharp, Mike
>>67318914
He's a fucking idiot what the fuck is wrong with him
>you think my vitiligo is funny ese?
>>67318874
>the veil
>liberation from man made law
its time to purge this fucking planet
AHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHH
>>67318869
sriracha
>>67318874
>>67318874
>>67318889
Holy fucking, the amount of asshurt South American subhumans.
>I turned anything below the US border into a gigantic ball of S H O O K
Fucking easy too. At least the Turks try to throw something back, but you're just little gazelles.
>>67318914
Which one of you was afraid to take boxing classes and had to build up the courage to go in and ask how much the monthly cost was?
>>67319049
Nice, is that some tomatoes in there too, looks good
>>67319177
yeah im a pretty lazy but it actually tastes decent
>>67318990
can he reach his dick? really doesn't look like it desu. he should train conair so to get those neetdee pityjobs desu
>>67318914
At least I'm the only guy posting from this shithole.
>>67318979
I don't fucking know man. He's just a shitposter.
>>67319120
Me. I later lied here telling people I went and made up a funny story abour throwing up on the ring because of my mouthguard.
I never went in fact I believe the gym is closed for years now...
>>67319355
But you're the best of us, Bangladesh.
>>67319366
>I later lied here telling people I went and made up a funny story abour throwing up on the ring because of my mouthguard.
Yes I remember the puke story now.
>>67319366
France is the weirdest /heem/ster around.
Sometimes I wonder why some of you are so weird but then I remember you are probably the mandrama crossover fans
>>67319436
Thanks friend, have some puppers.
>>67319514
Don't look at me, goof. I've been training MMA for seven and a half years now.
>>67319576
B I G G
J
A
W
>>67319366
>you now remember when bellator had the models doing jiu jitsu positions as a segment
why did they get rid of that? it was based as fuck.
>>67319576
Did you decide to eat them now or nah?
>>67319611
We don't eat dogs here famalam. I feed biscuits to doggos when I run at night.
>you'll never see prime shaq smack around hunto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyISJ-ITYl4
>>67319611
oh boy here we go again
inb4 argentina spergs out about eating "man's best friend"
>>67319576
Where is the american dog eater? He would love to have some of those
>>67319651
Then what do you eat?
>>67319659
>>67319673
>tfw he is here
Why don't you sperg about your chink traditions?
>>67319659
>>67319673
ayy lmao
>>67319657
Fuck Hunt that manchild
>>67319689
Mostly fish, chicken when fishes are costly.
>>67319659
>>67319673
Meme magic
>dog eating
Canada must know something about this
>>67319767
The meat is stringy and full of bones. It's like eating spare-ribs in that you have to gnaw the meat off the bone, and there's more fat and gristle than meat.
/heem/, judge me for not digging overheem and rather watch FN for arlovski
>>67319810
Highly doubt any of the street dogs here would taste like that.
Your 2017 womens straweight champion
>>67319865
You'll never know until you try it, boyo.
post heem approved foods
pic related
>>67319865
what about neighboring town's strays?
>>67319894
You just know she's the kind of girl to randomly cry when she's not in the spotlight of your attention at all times.
>>67314982
>that flinch
shook as fuck
>>67319894
i hate those random xd face bitches desu
>>67319943
>displays great reactions
>hurr durr he is shook
>>67319894
emily rudd, nice 1 senpai
>>67319916
Here in a province called Chincha filled with niggers they eat cat and prepare it like a stew.
Pic Related
>>67319916
pic related, carb up kaant
>>67320010
>completely bites on a feint 10 feet away
>great reaction
brit confirmed for being a fucking retard and not knowing anything about fighting
>>67320048
peru has niggers? i thought you were all indians that wear funny hats
>>67320091
your hatred of Conor is clouding your judgement my fat friend
>>67320015
delet
>YFW YOU REALIZE JANITORS ARE LURKING IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>67319916
How about unapproved foods.
>>67320163
I am rewatching old fights while waiting for the JRE to start I don't even know if there is an episode today, thanks for reading my blog
>>67320183
the fuck is that?
also get a better bittorrent client
>>67320183
5 bangladeshi toasts MINIMUM
>>67320183
nice handwriting btw :3
>>67319916
remember, seven eggs MINIMUM
Which UFC event are you most looking forward to?
Ultimate training meal
>>67320556
199
>>67320556
199
do you recognize both fighters?
>>67320556
209
>>67320556
All of them you weirdo
What real fire fan isnt
>>67320604
>steak
>bananas
Just needs a hot pocket and your good to go.
>>67320604
holy shit how can you eat this???
'Phoenix Jones,' Caros Fodor booked for brother vs. brother fight at WSOF 32
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/3/11582024/phoenix-jones-caros-fodor-booked-for-brother-vs-brother-fight-at-wsof?utm_campaign=shaunalshatti&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
>>67320556
UFC 211 When Mackenzie and Claudia fight for the UFC Women's flyweight championship belt and get in a 25 minute spicy sweaty roller
>>67320604
>steak
>bananas
>rogainratcha
just need some eggs and a few gis desu.
based
>>67320412
what? only whites can hate other races
Does /asp/ not have a BJJ general?
Can we talk about BJJ here?
>>67320604
>steak
>not rare
>ketchup
I'll see you'll hang for this
>>67320888
bangbro blacking mackenzie when?
>>67316157
my struggle something injury
yes hitler was such and edgelord his book was called my struggle
>>67320933
it's a meme art favoured by reddit, so no
Finally figured out why Conor is so hated. After much puzzlement at his obsessed detractors, who are now more consumed by him than even his most rabid supporters, I've finally determined the root cause of this rather troubling illness.
Simply put, they see in him everything they got in to MMA to escape. They exhibit all the tell-tale signs of an outside-looking-in childhood, green with envy at popularity and self belief. NFL wasn't the sport for them as it is full of the people that still haunt them since school.
So they turned to MMA and lived vicariously through seeing bullies get beaten up. Then all of a sudden, Conor shows up and is their absolute worst nightmare.
They see in him the faces of those who have scarred them emotionally, his incisive words cut through them with an eerily familiar tone from the past, so naturally they want him shut down. They want to see him incapable of combining what they consider bullying behaviour (to us well adjusted folk - harmless banter) with actual fighting ability.
So to then see this 'bully' rise to the top of the game, to see him back it all up, well it hurts. It's not how the story is supposed to go. The brash confident type is to be taught a lesson in the octagon, not annihilate everyone in his weight class. It's wrong, it's unfair, it's devastating.
So they look on helplessly waiting for him to eventually fall but when it finally happens it feels hollow, for he has inflicted too much damage already. His loss hasn't erased the anger at him being the biggest draw, the wealth he enjoys, all the records, the 13 seconds. It's all still there, and it all still hurts so very much.
>>67320999
shut up
>>67320981
ayy.
Going to sleep lads, have a nice day.
>>67321015
make me tubbo, tubbster, fatty tub tub
>>67320183
Is that toast or tofu? And is that a drinkable can of Kit-Kat?
>>67321037
No you motherfucker answer my goddamn questions first. Why is your Kit-Kat in a goddamn beverage can?
>>67320933
EBI discussion is approved.
>>67320888
she's got more gum than wrigley's
>>67321037
dream heems
>>67316203
fuck the haters, that hit me right in the feels.
(im the guy who shits on feel threads all the time for being pussies, mfw teary eyed)
>>67320963
>worries about the steak
>doesn't mention the fact that there's ketchup over sliced bananas
reminder:
in no more than one year this bundapie will be rolling around the octagon in a sports bra and tight reebok shorts with Claudia Bundelha
yo heem, is conor still retired? whats up with that?
i guess hes not coming back to ufc 200?
>>67321615
>he doesn't put carbs on his carbs
>>67321977
fucking lightweight, amirite?
>>67321977
I unironicly put applesauce on an apple once
it did taste gr8
>>67321666
Gabi really slimmed down.
>Hola cage fighting connoisseurs
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
http://youtu.be/U4HuYLsTN_c
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Just a reminder that heavyweight is the most prestigious weight class and the only one that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champions, all other champions and the P4P rankings are fake and are just a marketing tactic.
>>67321977
You're a monster and I pray for your death.
>>67322668
>5'4"
the term is little people i believe
>>67322782
are you praying to the dark brotherhood?
>meta
>>67322668
why has no one shopped fighters faces on to that poster yet
>>67322948
0
z e r o
title defenses
>>67319729
no true christian hates on hunt.
Is that you frank?
>>67321014
conor looks like the bullied one here.
He's just acting like an asshole, no need to drag freud into this
>>67314186
>Thread theme song
I like it.
>>67323515
PTSD
if they move /heem/ to /asp/ they will lose their best posters p4p
>>67323681
Kek
>>67323681
DELETE THIS
im going to the gym to train some muay thai, keep shitposting bros
Heems
>>67323873
Throw a question mark kick for me bro kys
>>67323681
this thread isnt even full yet
>>67323978
>that guy in the orange shirt talking shit at the end
kek
>>67324023
dat nigga ded
Those are the lamest soccer kicks thrown in history tho
>>67324025
It's full of weaklings and me.
How would Rich Piana do in mma?
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