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Schaub
Top for I'd post more brutal heems but hotpockets will get mad
because this is 4chan, a safe space for children
>>67324210
rich vs rothwell when?
>>67324116
good op op
Rich Piana would be mma GOAT if he tried it desu
>>67324357
the natty GOAT this sport needs
>>67324357
he'd slap the shit out of mighty mouse
Just posting this to let you all know to put some respeck on my name
>>67324385
Yeah I doubt mutant whey is on the banned list of substances.
>>67324195
DELET
>>67324347
thanks m8
>>67324263
>sent honeypot link
omfg havent laughed so hard in a while
>>67324263
be careful
new schaubcast today
>>67324263
What would Jesus' MMA record be?
>>67324542
when is the next JRE?
Could any active UFC fighter beat a mid-tier boxer in a boxing match?
>>67324657
yes
>>67324552
0-1
>>67324657
diaz bros desu
>>67324657
obviously depends on the fighter Demian maia wouldn't do jack shit
who /TFATK3D/ here?
It's actually hilarious. Schaub has surprisingly good comedic timing. I got the vip package just cause I want the shirt, don't care about callens standup really though. Would reccomended.
http://www.tfatk3d.com/#trailer
>>67324734
Diaz bros would get whooped by most boxers, and not even good ones. They're well looked at in the UFC because most MMA fighters can't box.
Anyone else find Ngannou their wife's son esque?
>>67324802
>>67324802
So its pretty good? I might get it when it comes out.
I dont really care for the shirt or standup either.
So now that Conor is officially mentally broken, what are the chances he gets heemed by the weightcut and permaquits when he tries to go back to manlet fighting?
I want the cuckholds to leave
>>67324839
It came out today.
>>67324263
this is fucken gross. the people gathered around him waiting to drink up every word that leaks out. then his little butt boy artem, you can see in his eyes he wants conors cock (again?) and dana there. now i know why those two are going at it so hard, its like a breakup.
>>67324802
>>67324816
Mostly because actual boxing would get you killed in mma. Its a stupid argument that people need to quit bringing up.
I could every in here but I'd rather heem myself to bed
>>67324867
neetrex is fucking pathetic desu. if he isn't fucking dee he should khs
What's the date for /heem/ 1?
>>67324910
How does it feel to know he has still accomplished more in his life than you ever will?
How long can Nate Diaz go without shadow boxing?
>>67324885
>dada5000
>style: boxing
fuck, you're right
>>67324707
jesus never tapped
>>67324925
im still in college desu. i will find my big sugar daddy soon, no worries.
also, define accomplished? making 4k a fight and being a dlist celebrity is accomplished to you?
>>67324960
he got the decision overturned desu
>>67324960
The crucifixion was clearly a doctor stoppage
i sincerely hope you all ordered your Fighter and the Kid 3D package today
>>67324988
The only package you ordered was Schaub's in your throat m8
>>67324657
Here's Vitor in a pro boxing match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6CdGn3DKE
Reminder that to become a real fight fan you must:
>use onnit products
>use alpha brain
>smoke marijuana
>hunt with composite bows
>own and use at least 2 isolations tanks
>eat elk meat
>eat wild boar
>use trt, HGH
>train by day
>podcast by night
>order UFC® Fight Pass™
>dong hyun kim will never be your oppa and spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
>>67324954
Kek. I mean the defense mostly. The big old pillow gloves and lack of a clinch game are two luxuries in boxing that dont exist in mma.
>>67324988
fuck off brendan, we /ngannou/ now
>>67325008
If only....
im a girl btw
>>67324978
Becoming a professional fighter, Traveling the world, fighting in the UFC, making it to the TUF finale, are all pretty good life experiences and accomplishments in my opinion. People here just want to project some weird fantasy of him having a shit life to make them feel better about their own. Be the hero of your own movie, bro.
>>67325008
kek
>>67325030
You know schaub would ruin Ngannou though right. He'd be all over big nig like a spider monkey.
>>67324816
oh shut the fuck up
>>67325030
/ngannou/ flamed out as quickly as it began
Its a mini-meme
/schaub/ is eternal
He may have briefly turned into goof criminal celeb douche but he's our boy again
>>67325078
My wife says Ngannou doesn't feel mini at all
>>67325026
Is he back from his military service yet? I need me some /stungun/
>post yfw every time you realize 'Europeans' on heem are unironically Arabic
>>67325040
Girls don't care about heems. The only girls you see in Vegas
>sloots waiting to score at the bars after the event
>figfhters moms
>fighters gfs/wives
>fans (bored) gfs/wvies
>>67325166
just shut up
Why didn't Schaub have this as one of his walkout songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>67325120
he finished military service before he went to the UFC. you're thinking of korean zombie probably. his service ends late this year, around october.
Seriously, I need you all to read this.
Schaub is not a meme. We talk about him and post pictures about him because we have all come to the conclusion, as individuals, that he is literally the most based man in the universe. There is no "meme" here. """"Schaubposting"""" isn't a thing. Schaub is a handsome, smart, funny, charismatic, articulate, talented, generous, empathetic, gem of a man. It is only natural we would all want to talk about him and post his pictures. People that post about Brendan are doing so out of the love that Big Brown's kind spirit has fostered in the TFATK army. Honestly, it seems a little bit weird that some of you don't talk about him more.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Just a reminder that heavyweight is the most prestigious weight class and the only one that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champions, all other champions and the P4P rankings are fake and are just a marketing tactic.
>>67325210
10th schaub post this thread
>>67325268
You can't clown big brown.
>>67325210
>no champ has more than 2 title defenses
>the belt has been held by a literal mandrama wrestler with diverticulosis
>belt has been held 3 times by a literal old man
>weight class that involves Struve, Dada, Kimbo in any way, shape or form
>prestigious
>>67325210
Everyone knows LW and WW are the best weight classes by virtue of having the spiciest bangers. 80% of HW fights are shit.
>>67325026
truly the worst feel
>>67325293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Usaa_7dJ_c
No but you can heem him
>>67325026
Would he have beaten Maia if not for the injury?
>>67325398
No, I couldn't. He would destroy 99.99% of the population in unarmed combat. Keep in mind this is a man who was the elite of the elite. The best fighters in world are in the UFC and Schaub had definitive victories over multiple ranked opponents. He is literally one of the best fighters walking on the planet. He would heem every in this thread.
>>67325446
>>67325378
And those "shit" HWs would LITERALLY kill any LW or WW
>>67325486
Schaub could literally hold you down and have his way with you. Keep that in mind next time you talk shit about him.
guys did anyone from you play UFC2 and managed the submission hard challenge?
IM LITERALLY FREAKIN OUT HERE AFTER 9 HOURS
ITS IMPOSSIBLE
>>67325500
This. Schaub was easily one of the best fighters in the UFC during his reign.
>>67325505
u dnt kno me doe
ugh god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67325446
>He is literally one of the best fighters walking on the planet
Was. he was one of the best fighters. Then what little chin he had got deleted
>>67325527
took me fuckin ages but I got it in the end
not 9 hours ages, but 20 minutes or so
>weidman
>>67325500
They can't beat heart attacks and knee injuries though
>>67325561
delete this meme
>>67325582
After 20minutes?
its hard for me to believe this
post proof with A rating or never happen
can you give me a tip?
i know the watch in the central meme
im fuckin pro on medium now
lads
why is there no wednesday night mma
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
I am fighting Lithcuck at HEEM FC 1 in an Ultimate Surrender rules match.
>>67325561
i like this meme
>ey ese you tryna learn wrestling or sumpfing?
>>67325709
it's called TUF
Based Kenflo
>>67325717
I'm fighting the shitposting Pierre on the co main
>>67325772
oh shit
forgot
I still haven't seen the first 2
>>67325757
Man cejudo really let himself go
>Jon
>>67325810
looks like a dude
>>67325810
i love girls with somewhat ratlike faces that are still attractive. good on kenny.
Why is Cormier so shit at banter? Is it his french surname?
>>67325688
can't really give a tip since AI is really unpredictable on that game compared to people online or in person
>>67325810
Is that a boy?
>>67325896
Kenny Florian is a man you goof
:3
>>67325946
He has a full beard...
>>67325922
he's American what do you expect
>>67325936
He needs to get back on those potato salads
Those steaks are making him delusional
>>67325936
hes pathetic at this point
>>67325936
RIP IN PEACE N8
>>67325936
>being 6 foot makes you a lurch
my sides, will they ever learn?
>>67325936
who the heck is he trying to convince?
>>67325936
UFC btfo, haters hiding behind the couch
McGOAT is coming to destroy
>>67325956
>>67325922
it's cause he's actually a nice guy. the only other fighter he had anything bad to say about was bader and even then you could tell he was playing it up and channeling his inner-mark.
i really started to like him in the lead up and aftermath of the barnett fight where he only had good things to say about josh. and he has a real appreciation for the american wrestling tradition and recognized catch's, and barnett's, place therein.
>>67326005
Himself.
>>67325936
*folds arms and nods*
exactly all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/3/11582946/caros-fodor-to-fight-brother-ben-fodor-aka-phoenix-jones-in-wsof
Is WSOF trying to outmeme lellator?
>>67326023
is that a girl or boy?
>>67325936
how he can compete
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/nick-hein-injured-ufc-seeks-replacement-opponent-for-jon-tuck-at-sundays-ufc-fight-night-87-event
>>67326042
nick vs. nate when?
>>67326065
where i'm from, people like you get slapped
>>67326065
UFC 209 obvs you fucking goof
we can get get janoy vs pianoman for heem 1, right babe?
>>67325936
He's a big man... for him
>>67325936
>weeee i lost
>weeeee i'll win next time i swear on my russian sidekick
>weeeee
mcgoober is fun tho
>>67326106
No, Jason is going to use the slap incident to get a colab with Piana. The iron extortionist strikes against. Peach out bye
>>67325936
>6 foot
>lurch
>>67326023
dude looks like a lady
>>67326082
>gets out of the car
>runs
kek
>Conor still talking shit about Nate on twitter and instagram
Yea, real "humble" in defeat there.
anyone want to watch the first two tuf episodes?
a randome fight girl from the u s and a liked my instagram pic... shes even cute
what do i do?
>>67325810
Why is Kenny with a south american ladyboy?
>MAYHEM MILLER-ESQUE IN HIS FALL FROM GRACE AND SUBSEQUENT TIRADE OF PATHETIC STATEMENTS IS THE IRISH MCGREGOR, JOE
>>67326274
invite her to /heem/
>>67326274
stop being a fag who posts pictures of himself on instagram
>>67326274
Rape her pretending your are some footballer
>>67326274
Invite her into your guard
>>67326274
I would like to go on record with believing that Conor will completely outclass Nate in the rematch. Screencap this.
>>67325757
>eserex
kek
why is there no pure pwnage style mockumentary of a delusional amateur mma fighter?
>>67325810
nice ladyboy desu, bost her benis
>>67325936
hes turning delusional heel lads, don't let him work u
>>67326322
classic
>>67326322
>>67326274
Post a picture of her here.
>>67326065
nate looks bigger than nick m8. nick confirmed lazy for not cutting to 155
loooooooooooool
>>67326322
>if anything we'll be the ones in the kitchen
everytim
>>67326322
That
Is
Terrible
But I didn't know you could search via the URL like that. Nice tip lad, ty
>>67326428
np lad, it's literally the first thing I type into my address bar when I open my incognitos
>>67326301
the pic was a bit gay ye but i looked good in it tho
her name is deandra morse she even has like 10k followers, have no idea how she found me tho
>>67326322
i might actually send this
>>67326322
Everytiem
>>67326455
nah don't
>>67326455
Post the pic she liked.
Also, she trains with cyborg.
>>67326455
lol she liked my pic on instagram too, a while back
im folowwing her ;---)))
she posts pics of her training sessions and jiu jitsu sparring or whatever
she is cute
>>67326455
do it goof
>>67326455
>deandra morse
not bad desu
What's your best submission? Mine is a triangle
>>67325936
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>>67326003
>>67326516
literally who
>>67326516
>5 retweets
kek, who's this nobody
>>67324116
that huge nose bothers me
>>67326511
Either D'Arce or Peruvian Necktie, I fucking love those upper body chokes.
>>67326612
You think you could catch me in one? :p
What was the bigger mistake: creating the 125 lb division or letting niggers work on the waterfront?
>>67326618
I could catch you into a colombian necktie you fag
>>67326640
Nah.
You should come watch overeem fight with me
>>67326474
i didnt even follow her, w/e
can only dream about getting into her fight panties
with her living in the usa
>>67326610
its cute, be careful
>>67326625
not picking our own cotton and not exterminating the africans during the age of imperialism when it was seriously considered (as a humanitarian act to end their miserable existence).
>>67326640
>>67326648
just fuck
>>67325936
>mfw every time someone says "Conor was dominating the fight before he got tired"
Yea, so cool that Conor called the "uppercut" before the fight. Too bad he missed it more than he connected.
>>67326684
Is this the closest match ever on paper?
>>67326516
lol whos this loser just a begrudger conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let them fight asshole
>>67326424
Who is this man and why is he posted so much on this general
>>67326684
its kinda hard to see a guy figuring another guy out in real time. thats why conor was winning until he inexplicably lost to most fans
>>67326720
oh my
Is this accurate?
http://youtu.be/YAXaCmky4Hw
conor literally has no way of beating nate, nate has more reach and conor is a reachbabb, conor is a kobabby and nate has an iron chin, nate has excellent cardio while conair is a roidmonkey, conair is a white belt in memejitsu while nate is goat.
how will he beat him? unless nate takes a dive
>>67326720
curiosity killed the cat
>>67326731
Lots of fighters have been winning until they inexplicably lost
>>67326720
oh my what a goof u r
who /oh my/ here?
>>67326760
satisfaction brought him back
>>67326732
>>67326760
>>67326780
???
>>67326757
i agree conor has no chance and nate won't take a dive
>>67326769
yeah but nate started landing because he adjusted for conor's head movement and so on
>>67326786
you don't wanna know desu
be careful
>>67326803
and Nate also started to protect himself from the uppercut
>all this arm he's hitting
>>67326784
and the second mouse gets the cheese
>>67326809
Why? Is he a mass murderer?
>>67326844
No but the video includes a shemale
>>67326844
stop digging if you want what's best for you
this is not show
keep yourself under control
Does anyone else think lithcuck looks simple?
Hs has that glazed over look in his eyes that people who are Forrest Gump's have
>>67326844
it's from some tranny porn. """"""""she"""""""" takes out "her" dick and he makes the face and says 'oh my.' it was posted on heem a few times.
>>67326842
i think he was trying for an uppercut when that killer one two landed. sick
>>67326842
You can actually pin point the second when the meme breaks in half
>>67326842
Memes aside, this was a good fight. Just look at all that happens in this 15-second webm.
>>67325936
ayy
he really needs to come here and shitpost all day after his upcoming retirement
>>67326897
It was a spicy banger, that's for sure
>>67326886
meant to post this.
>>67326897
It was an amazing fight tbqh. I just don't see how someone can say "Conor was winning the whole fight". It's insane.
>>67326927
the slap just works, i love it
>>67326844
maybe he is maybe he isnt
it's on you to decide if you really wanna know and be a part of a cool group of people
>>67326792
based nate desu
>>67326917
someone needs to edit /HEEM/ in there when Nate throws his hands up.
>>67325936
"If I keep talking about Nate, maybe they won't make me fight Frankie"
http://www.strawpoll.me/10122991
>>67327008
i want to see conor ruthlessly controlled from the top, let's hope fronkie gets through aldo, although i doubt it
>>67326873
he needs his hair back like this. looks pretty qt no homo haha
>>67327032
Dunno, still feels like Conor smokes everyone at 145.
>>67326780
Here lad
You tink oim hoirt yeh?
>>67326842
This webm loops really nicely.
N8 and Conrad, banging forever
>>67327077
aldo had a solid chance if he would have chopped at the legs. maybe i rate frankie too high, but his boxing and wrestling are truly top tier in mma
>>67326792
who is this?
>>67327125
>those tattoos
what an absolute piece of trash
>>67327144
Joe Rogan's almost legal daughter.
>>67325527
What flag is this
>>67327125
I really cant recall a trashiest and more clowny person in all sports and I've been trying all day
Only person that comes close is Rodman tbqh but he was based af and new his role
>>67327173
potential desu
>>67327197
switzerland
post husbandos
Stop posting Joe Rogan's daughter. Thanks lads
>>67326927
It was a great fight because every little action had that tinge of craziness. Every slipped punch was a monumental counter, every glancing left hook was a near-KO bomb. That's what makes fights awesome, when every little thing looks like a big deal.
That's probably why everyone thought Conor rekt N8 in round 1, because he threw a lot and hit a lot of glove, but to most viewers, he was lighting him up.
>>67327246
Reminder
>>67327280
also requesting rory webms
>>67327280
>>67327280
Rory is unironically autistic
>>67327249
t.gay
>>67327329
i think he's cute. he cooks his own food
Why does Tyron Woodley get the shot if literally nobody gives a shit about the fight and he got his ass beat by Rory and never beat Condit?
>>67327173
It's primed, it's sold, lets f-ing do it
>>67327329
Was just about to most this. I get mad Chris Benoit vibes from that guy.
Remember when he was talking about the hippo in the water? wtf
>>67327347
Because it still has the potential to be a good fight.
>>67327300
why doe? are reebok white boi fags?
>>67327347
zuffa hates fun and also apparently hate meme matchups. condit gets screwed, either rory or wonderboy get screwed too
>>67327338
She is 9, weirdo.
>mfw sage cant even do a curl with proper form
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6yjkaKGsE/?hl=en
Steroid babbies pls go
>>67327346
Probably hunts his own food man. Cuz he thinks he's a lion or gorilla or whatever.
He'll always be the waterboy to me.
>>67327347
Because Dana and Joe Silva are retards desu
>>67327379
post vid pls
>>67327406
>implying im serious
just ignore it lad
>>67327410
waterboy was a good nickname desu
>>67327329
many of the best fighters are autistic
Jones
Rory
Diaz bros
Conor (hides it well but its there)
BJ
GSP
Mighty Mouse
Luke
Of course there are plenty of non-autistic greats like Fedor, Andy, Weidman. Hobbie, Rafa, Vitor, Werdum etc but it does seem that like a greater than normal proportion of elite fighters have autism.
