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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
>UFC Hall of Fame ceremony announced for July 10th
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/2016-ufc-hall-of-fame-inductions-slated-for-july-10-in-las-vegas
>New fights added to UFC FN 90 card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-90-adds-number-of-new-bouts-including-mike-pyle-vs-alberto-mina
>Nick Hein injured, UFC looking for replacement
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/nick-hein-injured-ufc-seeks-replacement-opponent-for-jon-tuck-at-sundays-ufc-fight-night-87-event
schaub
Trump
I'm literally the only choice for a title shot that makes sense
>Nick Hein injured, UFC looking for replacement
I'm hoping they take up Stevie Ray's offer.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Just a reminder that heavyweight is the most prestigious weight class and the only one that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champions, all other champions and the P4P rankings are fake and are just a marketing tactic.
>>67333073
post body or shutup
>>67333175
That's more accurate
if edgestonia shows and that fight happens winner becomes champ
>>67333211
Eww you weirdo
The UFC hall of fame isn't working out as planned, I can guarantee you that. Most of the lads on the list are in a rough patch with the UFC currently. Dana doesn't wanna hear a word about Tito, Randy or Bonnar. Don't give them credit since they're only gonna backlash you.
>>67333251
>eww
This is an international fight club. You have to post your body for the VS.
I have very reliable sources that tell me Michael Chiesa and Tony Ferguson will headline Fight Night 91 in South Dakota
>>67333326
He's allowed to wear a full body rash guard, if he wants
>>67333339
Sure, but he cant have it on in the VS photo
>>67333326
Im not giving you pictures of my body
Youre probably gonna jerk off to it before bed every night
>>67333327
That should be very good. Think that's a main event or a co-main?
why is everyone afraid to post their body
>>67333390
Main
>>67333326
Here is the mexican poster
>>67333399
this
>>67333389
its business only senpai, nobody looks at the photos for long
>>67333454
how about that be you, for your future fight with brazil?
Seriously though, if you want to talk shit post your body, you're not getting on the card without 1 photo
>>67333399
Because they may turn into a short-lived meme like boobsbro.
>He isn't excited for Hall vs Silva
how can you even claim to like MMA
>>67333399
Because they don't look like me
>>67333707
It will either be very exciting or just 15 minutes of feints.
>Johny Hendricks
>>67333931
they'll look like feints to the uninitiated but it will actually be high level memeing
>>67334181
this has to be shopped.
>>67334181
anyone still on the bigg rigg diet?
>>67334253
It's not. The two twinks above caused you to forget what a real man looks like.
>>67334304
What's the full Bigg Rigg diet?
>>67334416
Miesha Tate
>>67334468
>>67334181
He should be fighting at heavyweight, just like everyone else that is at least 5'4".
>>67334468
Miesha "Tatas" Tate
>>67334649
>ywn see Hendricks heem the shit out of Todd Duffee
>>67334649
He's got like a 30 inch reach.
>>67334724
if you've just tried to say "tits" in Spanish, it's "tetas", not "tatas"
Why is MMA such a meme sometimes?
>>67334893
wew
>>67334822
>letting a girl take your back and choke you so you can jerk off to it later
i like it
>>67334859
because its a joke of a sport with trailer trash competitors who get famous after 10 fights at the grange hall
>>67334401
3 steaks a day, MINIMUM, if you want to get Bigg
No salad
No bananas
Only green stuff going in you is the grass from the beef and butter
>>67322371
We're getting bullied again
>>67334944
bang me right now bro
>>67335032
The best way to combat a bully is to ignore them.
>>67335061
>>67334859
> Diaz's taunt to save face when losing
No fighter that is at least 5'4" will have no excuse for not being a heavyweight when I, standing only 5'10", become the first american to be the number 1 HW kickboxer in a year or two.
>>67333713
how is it even possible that your ribcage is so small
>>67335080
one of my favorite things about Nate's fight with Rory
(diaz bros are my antiboys)
>>67335116
webbum version
Post your antiboys
>Josh Coscheck
>Tony Ferguson
>Conor McGregor (very recent addition)
>Randy Brown
>>67335157
myles "bellator" jury
>>67335126
Rory tossing Nate like a child was great.
https://youtu.be/2UM2fbBz8Nc
>>67335157
Jon Jones
TJ Dillashaw
Tony Ferguson
Every Brazilian fighter
>>67333713
G A S
A
S
>>67335199
BASED RORY
NATE KEK DIAZ BTFO
>>67335157
Any fighter who thanks Jesus except for Mark Hunt cause he's an inspiration for fat men everywhere
>>67335199
>when he tried to flex on Rory after the bell and Rory just walks back to his corner all stoically
>>67335235
How do you feel about Khabib
>>67335199
>Nate Diaz
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/3/11582024/phoenix-jones-caros-fodor-booked-for-brother-vs-brother-fight-at-wsof
Who here would fight their own brother to the death?
>>67335255
He makes me be careful
>>67335270
>Ronda and Cain in the background
>>67335303
i'd heem my brother on TV for free
>>67335315
Good
Be very careful
>>67335199
The way Rory charges up his punches when he has his opponent's back is crazy.
>>67335335
>fight for free
I'd like to have a word with you.
>>67335157
>Khabib "ISIS" Nurmagomedov
>Robbie "Split Decision" Lawler
>Fabricio "cock guy" Werdum
>Luke "you kidding me? won the title at 94" Rockhold
>>67335303
My brother would heem me easily, he's 6'4 230lbs. a BJJ brown belt, and 10 years of kickboxing experience
>>67335303
but he's white?
>>67335303
wtf
>Dan Henderson is still fighting in 2016
>>67335061
full webm
>>67333713
>roiding manlet with stupid face
>>67335116
>>67335145
branko was a legit badass. even mirko was skurred of him.
>>67335898
damn, i need to rewatch this fight now
>>67335825
I have tickets to 199 and that in no way is a letdown for me.
>>67335303
I remember when Caros Fodor was the next big prospect :( I wish the UFC held onto him a bit longer.
>tfw making gains like never before since I started carbing up
Real fite fans are real vegans
I had a dream last night.
*ahem*
>Dream starts midway through fight
>It was Jon Jones vs. Demetrious Johnson
>No octagon, Pride ring (probably because of the weight difference)
>Jon is throwing those oblique kicks at MM and just plain fucking with him
>MM isn't fazed though
>Jon throws a jumping oblique kick
>Rolls his ankle when he lands
>"Jon is hurt Joe."
>Jon looks at the ref for a time out
>Big John, "Keep fighting"
>Jon wobbles to the corner, turning his back on MM
>MM rushes him, jumps and head kicks him in the face ala Yves Edwards/Josh Thompson
>Jones falls backwards on the canvas
>"OH HE'S OUT! He's out!"
>MM follows up with three more punches
>Big John waves it off
>"OH...MY...GOD!"
Wake up.
>mfw It was all a dream.
>>67336160
what's your diet like?
Can someone post the , don't fear me fear my boy picture please
>>67336203
I had a dream that DC heemed Jon in the 2nd round
The first round was mostly even strike for strike wise but Jon landed some big strikes that cut up DC a little
2nd round was pretty boring until a couple minutes when DC landed a giant hook that stunned Jon
Jon tried to grab onto DC and clinch him and get his back but DC landed a spinning elbow which dropped Jon instantly
>>67336160
>tfw ngannou is added to that pic soon
can't wait lads
Had a dream as well
>walking to the octagon
>could feel the corners putting that weird Vaseline on my face
>walk inside
>see my opponent
>it's fucking Diego Sanchez
>we rush to the middle and start swinging like fucking maniacs
>i get dropped
>wake up
That was how my MMA career ended. In my fucking dreams.
http://www.foxsports.com/boxing/story/amir-khan-mma-boxers-hit-harder-canelo-alvarez-050316
would conair get heemed? never heard of this "brit" before
>>67336705
they should've put it on your back and you should've wrestlefucked him lad
>>67335382
kek
>>67336791
Delusional, I'd say a good candidate for hardest puncher of all time is Francisco Filho, he didn't do it often, but when he landed a correct punch, it landed really hard. Knocked my favorite Andy Hug pretty much out cold with this short right, and Andy arguably had the best chin of any of the top K1 fighters at the time.
which mma fighter do you fancy your chances of heeming? (Lets you get a punch first)
i think id fancy my chances at heeming big foot desu
Good morning, heembros. Anything new? Maybe a little hyped for the next event? European event, probably will fuck up my sleep cycle.
>>67336827
reeeee the link is lieng, he's talking about conor. you think he beats conot lad?
>>67336838
Edson Barboza
>Dana wants Conor to fight for the FW belt at 201 or 202
Does Dana not know that 201 is 3 weeks after 200?
And that 202 is barely a month after that?
>>67336869
No, I think Conor would embarrass him, and I don't even like Conor, I only like heavyweights.
>>67335303
You don't form a good brotherly bond if you don't regularly fight with your brother.
>>67336859
not really lad, people were talking about the elections last thread. pretty cancerous. hey atleast p4p goat poster is back eh!
>>67336874
that's what I've been saying for a couple of threads. conor is getting nate 100 percent dude. unless minimendes wants to get heemed again real quick
>>67336894
i used to fight my brother all the time. i went home for the first time in a couple of months last year and he's gotten a lot bigger and taller, i wrestled him to assert dominance kek
>>67336914
>>67336894
Don't your parents get mad?
I only had sisters. Wish I had a brother growing up.
>>67337019
Of course they do, but they're not gonna be around forever, siblings will be with you the longest period. You need to form a very good relationship with them.
>>67336517
>spinning elbow which dropped Jon instantly
wew that definitely was a dream. It'd be awesome if it went down that way.
>>67337019
Forgot the pic.
>>67337019
my brother is 2 years younger, my dad was in the police so in his head i was sort of my brothers superior or some shit. he didn't care as long as we didn't really hurt eachother bad. my mom used to get pissed tho kek. my dad would kick my ass tho if i hit my other brother(like 12 years younger or so).
also, as bangbro said, when i fought my brother we always ended up playing videogames or something after. its just normal for brothers to fight, it happens with lions and shit too
>>67337057
If DC wins, how do you see it going?
>>67337091
not him but i think dc needs to wrestlefuck jon for a couple of rounds then probably heem him late in the 4th. all that muscle really fucked jons cardio
>>67337109
I warned everyone, he shouldn't have gotten ripped, you don't mess with a formula that already works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvggzvZa_qk
On the fly Ep 2
Germaine de Randamie
>>67337072
My brother used to fuck me up bad, broke my nose and such.
But it's fine I don't hold grudge.
I subbed him once or twice tho.
Totally cool with brothers as I see it.
How do I UFC?
Who's the best UFC?
Which UFC should I pick to be my husbando/waifu?
>>67337210
yes
>>67337210
>Who's the best UFC?
Conor "The Notorious" McGregor
>>67337210
>How do I UFC
Carb
>Who's the best UFC
Mac Danzig
>Which UFC should I pick
Schaub
>>67337228
I heard he was a meme fighter and that he retired.
>You will never join the memetrain
>>67337238
OK. I'll test out those UFC's and eat carbs. You better not be memeing me.
first for jeff
>>67337257
Isn't his UFC retired?
>>67337276
'no'
>>67337282
I checked his UFC. He is still fighting Nat Diaz. I thought they both retired their UFC?
Has any1 heemed or been heemed by a sibling?
>>67337454
My brother knocked my tooth out once, I heemed him in return and took hit back and bit him in the shoulder blades
>>67337454
My bro once punched me real hard above ear and I fell and fell on my other ear on a metal heater lying behind.
When everyone bashes the 189ers and you are 183er because of Ronda Rousy.
>>67337790
I took the first ever Jeet Kune Do class
I'm a fight fan since the beginning
I got my kick from Steven segal
>>67337511
ouch br0, hope it didn't cause any lasting damage
Genki Sudo taught me meme magic.
>You've won your third pro fight and this guy goes up to you and slaps you three times, what do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZgkjGBeYc
>>67333198
You don't like seeing 5ft8" Conor McGregor fight baby Aldo?
>>67337835
Nah
>>67337878
It would be an honour.
>tfw u will never punch a reporters microphone
/hue/ edition content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvbmJJ4CuI
How's Conor's MENTAL HEALTH?
He's turned into a full blown cuckold on Twitter.
Soon he'll beg Nate to impregnate his woman and touch his butt.
Conor's going to be a fun documentary on 30 for 30 going broke and ragged.
The meme is dead lads, it'll die in obscurity a couple of years from now.
Funny how fast no one gave a shit about the potato muncher.
>>67337454
my big sister chokeslammed me when I was 8 months old thinking I was a new doll
>>67336002
rewatch what? Silva not engaging and avoiding losing the fight even those he was high on roids?
He didn't want any part of Nate once he got tagged.
Can't fight the Griffins and Bonnars for the rest of your life, eh Silva?
>>67337960
His name is Nick, he's not his younger brother you goon
>>67337944
he made a troubling instagram post today. he really wants to beat my cholo boy. nate is in his head like nobody ever has been
when he replied to 6 minutes of conor trash talking with okay motherfucker, we'll see motherfucker on fox and then said he was a rich kid and didn't deserve to fight because it's for normal people, it's the first time i've seen Conor genuinely affected by another fighter's words to him.
as Pierre says S H O O K
>>67337944
>entire MMA community hanging off his one tweet a couple weeks ago
>>67333175
I'm only racist against the ones who deserve it.
>>67337454
my little sister threw a textbook at my head and it knocked me out cold
>>67338028
THE POWER OF MATH
>>67338028
i stabbed my sister with a paring knife as a lad
good times
>>67337454
I put my big brother on rnc, he tapped. Really disappointed me desu.
Does anyone have Paige Dancing With the Stars webms? I need to appreciate an artform i'm unfamiliar with.
>>67338028
Trudeau tier chin m8
>>67337454
i challenged my brother to a fight after we visited our fathers grave while on acid and consumed a handle of whisky and he started crying and so did I shortly after.
>>67337790
>tfw 183er not even because of Rousey but because you were bored and figured you might as well watch UFC after seeing it was on
Bit of a whim but it was a nice enough card to get me to stay. All felt a bit daunting at first desu with all these fighters and fights to learn and catchup on. Couldn't follow any discussion when /heem/ was talking about fighters because I didn't know shit all or who was who.
Reckon it's better now, still not completely clued up but /heem/ helped me get into it desu
>>67337454
i knocked my cousin out when we were fighting with sock em boppers and i imploded one on her face.
>>67335335
Lol this desu
>>67338080
>people actually unironically dislike mark hunt
>>67335303
fuck i didn't realize this was brought up but >>67338076
i already have
>>67338107
hating hunto is a meme.
Who are the cunts /heem/ memeing in the rogan thread on /tv/
>>67338107
These people don't exist.
>>67336838
I'd Hermes Paige Van Sant, with a straight right to the face.
>>67338145
>>>/tv/69084310
pretty funny desu
/tv/ always reks joe for some reason
>>67338145
>(You)
>>67338145
>>>/tv/69090699
what's wrong with you m8
>>>/tv/69090699
ahhhhhhhhhh such a fucking try hard little bitch
>>67338183
>>67338171
>>67338170
These early morning (you)'s. Feeling generous here are some for you guys.
>>67334840
shut up
>>67335078
you mean the worst
>>67327865
nice
>>67331783
For some reason all the dutch girls I've ever met are really fun, free spirited and just all around based
>>67337454
I punched my sister in the face once. She was bigger than me at the time. Realised I fucked up and ran away.
>>67338266
>>67338335
Dutch girls ftw.
>>67333002
>that wall of 20 upcoming events
Woah woah settle down there lad, do you really think people care about events that is 3 months away? There's even like 5 on that list that don't even have a main event decided yet
>>67337257
He should grow that cut back, looks pretty handsome desu
>>67338335
>I punched my sister in the face once.
dude that's fucked
this has been on my computer for a bit and I don't remember making it but I'm pretty sure I was drunk and I like it.
>>67338437
He has.
>>67338472
Is that thing on the left two guys grappling?
Or two midgets having a fistfight?
You guys realize if (big if) Conor wins the rematch he'll be even bigger than he was before right? Probably a bunch of normies talking about overcoming obstacles and how inspirational he is, etc.
The meme isn't dead just yet lads
>>67338501
I wouldn't be surpised by either interpretation.
Had a dream that Schaub was one of my lecturers and came in wearing pink pants. Was talking about team spirit and his days as a football player.
>>67338423
best way to keep hype is repetition, though i agree it shouldn't go further then 6 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWlmXsrhnZ8
>>67338504
>champagnepapi
>>67338522
beautiful dream bro, thank you for sharing.
>>67338543
why is Edgy Brah wearing a rashguard outside a jiu jitsu gym?
>>67338579
Literally always ready to roll it up
Both in terms of jiu jitsu and dude weed lmao
>>67338579
why not bro
Just got back into /heem/
Is Cain kill? I haven't watched UFC since he got rekt in Mexico City
>>67338613
Nah he's getting ready to rematch Werdum
>Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again, Jon
>>67338465
I was 9 or something
It was a pretty shitty punch as well, like a right hand arm jab
>>67338611
Whenever Joe wears his beard this way and wears a hat, he reminds me of my father... I HATE my father.
>>67338613
he hasn't fought since then, neither has werdum, injuries, they were going to rematch, and the injury and it was going to be stipe/werdum, but injury, now in a few weeks they actually will do stipe/werdum
cain is fighting the actual big browne, not the manlet sized retired brown
>>67338711
Ty anon
>>67338611
is eddie bravo part asian?
>>67338792
Possibly
Chinese emigrated to mexico originally in the late 1800s
>>67338504
>if Conor wins
i hate being a hipster searching out no-name polish bitches like Joanna Jedrycyk She has extremely good boxing though I think Tecia or Claudia Gadelha beat her easily.. I hope someone lame and boring like Luiz Cane or Robbie Lawler comes back from the dead and wins the WW title after GSP retires.
>>67338830
conor will play around with nate and put him away.
mark my words.
cap this.
>>67338504
>bigger than he was before right
Nah lol. He's irredeemable.
>>67338880
Conor will win via S.D.
>>67338853
whoa, is this a post from 2010?
#whitebelt
— Nathan Diaz (@NateDiaz209) May 2, 2016
>>67338958
Conor is actually a brown belt you stupid junkie, he controlled you on the ground until he gassed.
got a few more diaz webms to share, only got a few more fights to do then I'll do a poll on who to do next.
Shogun/Vitor/Sanchez is what I have in mind
>>67333713
This is what a man who roids and barely trains looks like. Why even bother?
>>67338973
>he controlled you on the ground until he gassed.
So is the patatoe nigger going to fight or what?
>>67339042
prove me wrong. Diaz went for a takedown in the first immediately got swept and stayed on the bottom until the end of the round
>>67339053
>>67338973
Are you a real person?
>>67335270
>still wasn't out
Alright gentlemen, we've been over the rules, protect yourselves at all time, follow my instructions at all time, we expect a clean fight, touch gloves and make it official.
>>67338543
God damn Eddie has a melon on him.
>>67339053
You realize Nate is incredibly comfortable off his back, right? He let himself be rolled over because he felt comfortable attacking from that position
Any /FANZANTS/ know when she will be making her fighting return?
https://www.instagram.com/paigevanzantufc/?hl=en
>>67339171
Never. Fighters become fighters because they are slaves without a choice or a solid plan B. She freed herself already, going back to fighting is pointless. Now she dances on high heels.
>>67339053
>Nate Pulls Conor into guard
>Conor spends like 30 seconds trying to ground 'n pound
>Nate starts breakdancing
>Conor lands two minor punches
>controlled
>>67339184
reminds me of that brit who submitted verbally because he couldn't get the leg lock
>>67339202
Who the fuck rushes forward with his eyes closed? MMA is shit tier sport for shit boxers and shit wrestlers
>>67339191
What event is this, or do you have any names? My wife wants to fuck that bull
The only reason Aikido isn't allowed in the UFC is because it would embarass too many of their """"athletes""""
A competent aikidoka could literally beat any UFC champ alive today
>Conor doesn't even meme about winning anymore, just promises to toy with Nate
Nate has his tombstone ready.
>>67339287
Conan is huge tbqh
Fighters you hate?
Jose Aldo
>>67339349
>that bader '''''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''''''''''
>>67339208
heem sleepy
Who is the biggest fighter Conor can beat?
>>67339406
Dada5k
>>67339402
is rond ar ousey mentally handicapped or something? what a disgusting whale
>tfw conair doesn't have a shred of credibility outside of u-12's weight
>>67339457
Nate was in a bad position, couldn't really do anything. Conor has an underrated ground game.
>>67339475
Nate was in a comfortable position, and was defending. Conor has looked terrible on the ground in every high level fight he's had, which is 2 fights.
>>67339499
bjj confirmed for meme
Lads went to a bjj gym yesterday
>first 40 minutes of 75 minute class spent doing middle school """" warmup exercises"""" like running and burpees
>then practice takedowns while the head coach guy or whatever is hanging out with some female boxer
>15 minutes of rolling where me and some other new guy just sort of hug it out and and then some roided out argentinian sits on my stomach until i feel like puking
>the mats smell like they are washed with axe body spray and indian curry
Is it worth signing up for 80 €/month?
>>67339527
just save up for a gun instead
>>67339527
No, I think ours generally do like 15min of """"warmup"""" but it's like hip escapes and sitouts, like actual BJJ moves, then half an hour of technique then 45min or rolling and then just rolling until there's nobody left in the dojo.
You need more than 15min of rolling, also you probably have staph now for going to a dirty gym
>>67339527
Wait you have to actually PAY to do weabizu?
>>67339527
this is what I used to do when I wasn't a lazy fuck and went to my local gym
>15 minutes warmup (stretching, rolls, carthweels, walking hand stands) once heemed myself by falling from a handstand
>45 minutes drills, teacher shows us what to do and we pair up and try it again and again
>30 last mins sparring, changing partners every 5 or so minutes
>>67333175
lol the super pissy aussie is one of the best ones, he should be higher I think
>>67339538
is he from Piedmont? Looks very light skinned to me.
>>67339527
you will guaranteed get some skindisease, dont sign up 80€ is also waaaaay too expensive
>>67335078
the best way to combat a bully is to beat the fuckin shit out of him, preferably with an object very rarely used for beatings and awkwardly shaped, so that he will remember it for the rest of his life
Where's boxing swede
lads got an exam in 2 hours and im shitposting on here, what do?
>>67339506
Let me put on my "Conor Cap" for a moment here (forgive me).
Against Nate Diaz, in the first round, he was completely adequate. Swept Nate with style, kept decent top control, stifled Nate's attempts to lock him down or sweep him.
Second round, he was rocked and socked. Not a great double leg, did the right thing to avoid 99% of guillotines but didn't stop what Nate was specifically setting up - so when he escaped the guillotine with a flop out, Nate was way ahead of him.
Against Chaddum Endes, he seemed to just not want to sweep or escape at all - until Mendes overextended on the guillotine attempt, then he escaped (flop out too, yeah?) and banged Chad into a face down arse up ending that Herb just couldn't resist. He prattled on about e-fficiency in the post fight, so if he's to be believed he didn't do much against Mendes because he didn't want to tire himself out, so he just lay there, bantered, and accepted the battering him took before he found his chance.
Now let me take my conor cap off and say this
Conor's BJJ is probably more rounded than his striking. Conor's MOST LIKELY spent at least 100 hours on the mat with Gunni, so he's definitely in there with a high level and very good training partner. His striking though? Whose iron does he sharpen his iron against? Artem? Paddy? Ash The Bash? What we saw against Nate was evidence that his striking strategy had huge issues, and when he doesn't have the relative power to end it quick... well...
>>67339604
Shitpost some more
>last minute cramming for an exam
Never works lad
>>67339461
Gunni why did you agree to fight Albert...
>>67339613
>>last minute cramming for an exam
>Never works lad
this
>>67339604
post cock n balls
conor sucks
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>67339527
>smells like curry
Are poos invading you too ?
>>67339613
>>67339615
It works if you're onnit
I'm preparing my finals on 3 weeks notice.
>>67339612
>Conor's MOST LIKELY spent at least 100 hours on the mat with Gunni, so he's definitely in there with a high level and very good training partner
100 hours lad? Seriously? We're talking about guys who are black belts, train with black belts 'n shit.
Conor is literally too old to improve his ground game.
>>67339604
Get whatever is the intellectual equivalent of roids.
>>67339678
lol "100 hours is a lot" - an idiot
>>67339713
100 hours with Gunni <3
>>67339732
good one australia
>>67339741
Thanks, you too. How's the missus?
>>67339746
I'm single but thanks for asking
>>67339527
Sounds like a bad gym.
Reminder that Paddy Pimblett is going to be UFC Featherweight Champion one day.
>>67339411
5k would fuckin heem the kid
>>67339755
Gee sure sucks that you're missus don't exist... m-maybe I could be your missus tonight?
>>67339770
roit cunt
>>67339766
Paddy Pimblett might just be the most retarded name I have ever heard.
>>67339801
Silly name, maybe
Best FW in Europe? Definitely
>>67339818
Honestly manlet divsion though
>>67339818
Sure, he can walk the walk; but can he talk the talk?
AHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHH
>>67339834
Where is vietnam?
>>67339841
>>67339841
Next to Thailand
>>67339831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0th2s7Uvcg
>>67339859
This is all a big show, theatre
>>67339865
He's like 4 wtf
>>67339891
Yeah I think he's 21 and he's already cleared the FWs, in Cage Warriors, just like McGregor did.
Except he's actually well rounded everywhere and has insane BJJ. He would smoke McGregor.
>>67339924
Why not going to BAMMA ?
>>67339865
fantastic, sign him up dayneh
>>67339951
He's probably not going to touch anything irish soon
>>67339487
Is that steroid gyno or synthol?
>>67339931
>Leaving Cage Warriors to go to BAMMA
>>67339449
when the coke hits before you even put your hand down
bringing you guys based alistair
>>67339996
THIRSTY
>>67339538
>>67339503
>>67339518
excellent captions, thanks for the webm dump italy
who /hypeforheemspeak/ this weekend?
been too long lads, i just hope gojira has to work
>>67339924
Paddy, is that you?
>>67339449
>Cerrone is dead in the inside
Lads what happened to rory he was supposed to be GOAT wasn't he?
>>67340070
Who thought this?
>>67340070
>he bought the rory is good meme
will rory ever be the same?
>>67340058
This was incredibly satisfying.
That moment joe realizes that rory is autistic as fuck when he is telling about garry tonon
mc goobs niece
>>67340123
forgot this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqkzqE_Fg6g
>>67340070
I think Rory should've had wrestlefucked Lawler into oblivion instead of standing and banging against him.
And I'm not talking about pulling a Hendricks and trying to win the belt while between Robbie's legs.
Rory didn't have a smart gameplan and it took its toll. Yes, we will forever remember that fight, but he already lost it in the first round.
Testing uploads - hoping my internet is functioning properly now.
>>67340139
Hey Vietnam enjoying the show?
>>67340148
Kinda. What show?
>>67340150
Just how many of those images do you have stored locally?
>>67340166
The /heem/ show obviously
>>67340174
Idk been around for maybe 2 months. It's okay. Dutchfag was annoying at first tho.
>>67340190
tell him he's a kanker
>>67340190
He annoys all of us equally; it is a shared burden
>>67340190
>Dutchfag was annoying at first tho.
there wont be any super fights will there?
i won't get to see diaz vs mcgoober 2 will i?
Why did trump's mma promotion Affliction go under?
I remember hearing a about affliction when I was a casual without any interest in combat sports so it couldn't have been an exposure issue. It was only years later that i found out it was trump's too
>>67340166
>Dutchfag was annoying at first tho.
just enjoy the memes bro
>>67340190
He can't help it, he's dutch. But he is indeed insufferable.
>>67340195
>>67340205
>>67340238
wew whats up with the bullying
>>67340228
You'll get to see the #1 P4P FIGHTER IN THE WORLD DEMETRIOUS MIGHTY MOUSE JOHNSON fight another literal who, ungrateful swine
>>67340228
>0 defense champion vs lightweight gatekeeper
>superfight
Bet you would've been hyped for Evan Tanner vs Joe Lauzon too
>>67340146
>the city of wmma striking defence
>>67340229
1. No "Face the Pain" intro
2. Operating at a massive loss
3. Josh Barnett's PED addiction
>>67339612
>Chaddum Endes
>>67340263
when you put it like that it sounds shitty but you know the fight has meaning
>>67340230
Where's the watchmen one
>>67340228
mcgoober will come back to get his ass whooped again after 200
>>67340269
>>67340146
It kind of looks like she's holding up her hands in a "wait wait wait, hold on one second" gesture instead of using any sort of martial arts technique.
>>67340228
Lawler vs GSP
>>67340294
I thought at first you enjoyed these too
>>67340283
>you know the fight has meaning
It has none, but it does have a certain allure. In terms of settling a question for the current crop of fighters it is utterly meaningless.
Seriously thou, none of you name anybody else who has done it.
>>67340313
i don't give a shit about the memeweight contenders i just want to see if mcgoob vs diaz
there are unanswered questions
>>67340281
What does it mean?
>>67340329
>there are unanswered questions
Like what? And there's a difference between wanting to see a fight and it having meaning.
>>67340307
Not really but I liked that one
>>67340329
There's no unanswered questions, Diaz beat him. I'd rather see McGoober against a good wrestler and see if he can handle him
When's the last time you bought a UFC paperview?
So why was Jon Fitch cut, is losing to Demian Maia really that big of a deal?
>>67340238
yes he is
>>67340386
UFC 197
>>67340386
I preordered 198,199, and 200 about a week ago.
You're outside a bar and you are fighting a goof and he gave you a quick right which knocked you on your ass. You get up and your head is a bit fuzzy but your legs are still there.
What's your next move?
>>67340388
Same reason Okami was cut. They saw him as being on the downside, and wasn't enough of a draw to hold onto. Boom, cut.
>>67340429
Is there a package deal on them?
>>67340127
kurt cobain's daughter look, hopefully conor joins the 27 club
>>67340460
No, but that is a good idea. Dana should consider setting something up like that.
>>67340466
Weirdo.
>>67340376
thats a nice subtle troll friend
you said it like you meant it too
>>67339527
A Milano?
Che palestra?
How much do you guys think Nate Diaz's sparring partners played into preparation for Conor? Looking at who he trains with, it's a murderer's row of top-tier talent like Joe Schilling, Andre Ward, Jake Shields, Nick of course, and Kron Gracie
Conor's lineup of Gunni and Artem doesn't look very impressive in comparison
Iron sharpens iron, or so they say
The most problematic part of /heem/ is __________
is vanzant a future ufc contender?
>>67340504
>Joanna posts videos of her training muay thai, kicking pads, punching mits, all that sort of stuff
>Paige posts pics of dancing and sunbathing
Gee I wonder who would win an eventual fight between them
>>67340534
Paige and it wouldn't be close.
https://youtu.be/7I3r5606F3A
>>67340504
she has top tier legs
>>67340502 <--------
>>67340545
was this recorded in huezil
>>67340021
thanks la, it got stuck midway while I was at lunch
I'm pretty hyped
Who are you?
>>67340563
how about if she didn't shave for a week
>>67340545
Good ol' Neersy
>>67340577
Nah, it was Josh Neer fucking up some guy who acted tough over the internet.
They then became friends.
He described the encounter with what's written in the filename.
>>67340603
>getting btfo in lellator
>>67340601
Are you into this?
>>67340642
ol fat arms
she really does resemble a midget
>>67340642
buffer is homo
>>67340622
Does anyone have the webm of Bendo getting btfo alongside the guy from peep show laughing hysterically?
>>67340623
i'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell
>>67340628
thirsty
>>67340677
christ dustin sucks
>>67340690
thick meisha best meisha
>>67340690
lithcuck tier nose, absolutely disgusting
there's nothing worse than a girl with a big nose
>>67340711
delet this
>>67340485
Drunk and irrationally incredulous as usual, I see.
Considering following another current promotion. Already following ONE and Lellator... Which one of these below should I choose?
KSW's production looks great but it's filled with literally whos, Glory I guess is cool, WSOJ is school gym tier tho does have some okay fighters from what I've heard, Invicta has some cute chicks but then again it's WMMA, and I don't know much about Legacy.
>>67340388
It's 17 minutes but just priceless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BzgIidwJMo
>>67340617
>Nah, it was Josh Neer fucking up some guy who acted tough over the internet.
what a meathead
>>67340706
>there's nothing worse than a girl with a big nose
this
>>67340748
Matyushenko was cut? I thought he retired?
>>67340782
is this fast
>>67340771
Is she on her way to become a drunken fist master?
>>67340706
lithcuck's nose isn't that bad, it's just a bit long
miesha's nose is shit-tier though
>>67340741
Invicta's cards are usually entertaining, more enjoyable than UFC WMMA overall
Legacy is good high quality MMA
RFA is up there too
WSOF has had some great fights
EFN on FitePass is great fun
>>67340386
ufc 143
never again
>>67340617
>some guy who acted tough over the internet.
The guy had a very different version of the story, and there was never anything substantial to support Neer's version over the other guy's. Personally, my gut says Neer is a scumbag.
>>67340805
she already has fake tits and ass
getting her nose done wont change much
>>67340817
Why don't more WMMA fighters follow Miesha's example?
>>67340739
why are you responding to a reply to a post that wasn't yours?
>>67340706
that's funny, I fucking love girls with big noses, didn't know they could be disgusting to some people
>>67340857
>fucking love girls with big noses
>>67340805
I still feel guilty for starting to watch UFC for her.
>>67340810
probably desu
>>67340817
is her ass really fake as well?
>>67340875
We all start somewhere.
>>67340875
tfw Conor reeled me in (feels good)
>>67340896
kek
>>67340894
Unironically, I started watching at UFC 87: Meme and Destroy: GSP vs Fitch.
The Lesnar days, oh boy.
>>67340841
Because you responded to someone that said basically the same thing I did (>>67340355), so your bizarre suspicion is as interesting to me as anyone.
Lads I've been watching TUF Rousey vs Tate
Holy shit boys it's worth a rewatch just to reaffirm your hatred for Cunty Ronda. Also for that qt Julianna Pena
>>67340935
"but women are supposed to be a little bitchy"
>Daily reminder that PVZ is literally making six figures A SHOW with Dancing With The Stars.
Meanwhile, Thug Rose gets paid pennies by Uncle "Scrooge" Dana. In a way, i guess Rose won the battle but PVZ won the war (in life that is).
>>67340922
>Lesnar days
Reminds me, in a few months, CM Punk is going to bring in a ton of new wrestling people like Lesnar did. I'm honestly really excited, I hope he is a good fighter, cause he can fucking talk and is entertaining as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMPDJctjqKg
>>67340925
do i have to spell it out for you
connor fought mini mendez a respected wrestler
already and heemed him clean
connor was smashing diaz in the first >inb4 it was just a flesh wound
i think if connor hadn't gassed it may have been a more competitive fight
>>67340949
Nah, she's making six figures overall, she's only making 10-20k a show as it goes on
>>67340807
Examples of some good Legacy fights?
>>67340964
Mendes gave goober no end of trouble and then gassed while fighting on less than two weeks notice. Goober has yet to defeat a top tier wrestler with a full camp.
>connor was smashing diaz in the first
Oh I see, you're just retarded.
>reddit on arany celeste
or however the fuck you spell it
>>67335157
>Cooter McSmegger
>Ronda
>Eddie Alvarez
>Piss Wideman
>Hector Lombtard
>Travis "I am simply a cunt" Browne
Boys I've been away for a week and now you're all memein a new meme
What is
>be careful
all about pls
>>67341003
that final arse shot is just magnificently executed
>>67341014
>you wouldn't know what tot do with that
obviously shit on
inb4 the flag
New bread lads:
>>67341042
>>67341042
>>67341042
>>67341012
>Oh I see, you're just retarded.
again with the trolling did you see diaz face? are you retarded?
>>67341032
be careful
>>67340955
Did you follow him since the Ring of Honor days? This is /asp/ related but I have fond memories of the road to both the RoH Title and the WWE Title.
Turning on the hand that feeds you so you can get some temporary leverage and a financial raise, come back and kick some ass, upgrade your character, step into the next level.
It was poetry.
Reminder that MM hate is a meme that needs to die. Nobody who matters dislikes him, not even his opponents. Well, maybe except Dodson, but he's an asshole.
>>67341063
She isn't attractive
>>67341096
be careful
>>67341106
That feel when I could heem you and every single here
>>67341096
said the gayest faggot on earth.
>>67341063
Can you get the title of "Haji" as a non-Muslim? I remember some badass British explorer actually managed to complete the hajj during the colonial era.
>>67341057
aww they made out nicely
broken english makes khabib sound fucking violent
>>67341172
>broken english
nah m8, it's being a religious fanatic that threatens people who make jokes about certain topics that makes him sound violent
>>67341196
is he really one of *those* towelheads?
Whats crackin cocksuckas!
Get off your ass wash your balls and do something momo
one foot in the grave the other on a bannana peel
