>Outta my way vegan fucking shits
>manlet
>closet homo
>got knocked out by an old man at a bar
>is under 6' tall
>bald
>>69084310
wut
people know joe out of /heem/?
>>69084358
>got knocked out by an old man at a bar
Im gonna need some context.
>>69084358
>got knocked out by an old man at a bar
what?
>>69084358
say what you want about him, he's doing something right
>>69084523
he was at a bar
he got knocked out by someone
that someone was old
>>69084600
proof?
>>69084551
>>69084600
>>69084643
To be fair, it was Ernesto, he hits like a truck.
old man in question: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d94_1442693584
>>69084358
>rich as fuck
>got a job revolving something he loves
>top tier drugs, weed and diet 24/7
>black belts in bjj and taekwondo
>has a popular podcast on the side
>has regular standup gigs
All while you're being one of the forgettable tripfags on /tv/.
>>69084786
almost like steven seagal
>>69084478
post more /heem/ webmswhat does heem even mean
>>69084689
I would believe it if I heard him say it. So far we just have some anon saying it.
man, i wish i was interesting
i want ot have my own comfy podcast so much...
>>69084895
>what does heem even mean
sleepy
>>69084895
>>69084813
Joe Rogan doesn't star in C movies and have black belts in bullshit martial arts.
Has he had any tinfoil topics on his podcast recently? Those are my favorite ones. Already listened to the one with based Hancock and Carlson.
>>69084478
dis iz spardda!
>>69084932
Same, but i wish that English was my native language, no one wants to listen to a guy with a shitty accent
>>69084971
really? well that was unexpected
>>69084975
when did UFC hire gooks
>>69085014
>when did UFC hire gooks
>he wouldn't
also that aint ufc
>>69084310
How can one man be so fucking based?
>caveman coffee
>eats what he kills
>ketogenic diet
>high as fuck all the time
>TRT
>kettlebell slayer
>psychedelic adventurer
What a goddamn gorilla.
>>69085005
>no one wants to listen to a guy with a shitty accent
bruv...
>>69085076
what the fuck is happening here?
>>69085120
you don't know anderson silva?
>>69084358
wtf who are you even
fuck off new bitch
>>69085151
I know him but did he really get tagged or was it just acting?
>>69084975
that is one fucked up face. Koreans are stupid.
>>69084985
>doesn't star in C movies
He was in Zookeeper. Watch that if you ever need to feel better about yourself. Especially his bike scene.
>>69085164
get got caught right in the chin
>>69085174
shutup manlet
>>69085190
get got git
>>69085164
he was acting at first and then he got knocked the fuck out. Downhill from there, broke his leg the next fight, got caught for penis pills. I miss prime silva.
>>69085088
Just think, this dude's entire bloodline could be set for fucking years to come.
Providing they don't blow it, four generations down the line long after he's dead, the "offspring of Pewdiepie" will still be fucking millionaires living off of their great granddaddy's YouTube fame.
>>69085225
literally so fucking hideous they have to resort to plastic surgery just for a lateral move. Fucking idiots even tape their eye lids.
>>69085190
>>69085226
the slowmo and exaggerated looks of silva is what made me rethink it.
who was he up against anyway?
>>69085249
shit happens
>>69085274
weidman (sp?)
>>69085069
>shilling his buddies company that he partially owns
>has gone on a handful of professionally guided hunts where all he had to do was follow the leader and pull the trigger when they said it was ok to do so
>meme diets
>drug addict
>vain mid life crisis, might as well be a woman
>shills kettlebells and has a trainer on who says they are a waste of time and cause more harm than good
>drug addict
What a fucking tool.
>>69085339
>dat fox and grape mentality
just kill yourself already.
>>69085274
some nobody from new york
hes probably retiring after he gets trashed by the king Luke Cockhold
>>69085309
I wasn't knocking him fám, it's just insane to me that "New Money" has now spread to institutions like YouTube.
>>69085088
hes swedish, swedes speak really good english for some reason
im eastern european and i sound like a random russian villain from a 90s hollywood action movie
>>69085249
isnt he making like 30-40 mills yearly?
thats fucking Robert Downe JR tier, why the fuck is he still doing this shit, he can easily retire or at least start doing whatever hes actually enjoying, cos its obvious that the dude is smart and doesnt really enjoy hes fanbase
>>69085383
after he gets trashed again*
>>69085394
They speak good English only because they start learning it in 3rd grade, not to mention that British and American media has been EVERYWHERE since the 50s.
>>69085453
nah, its just because the languages are close i suppose.
we study it from 1st grade here, and even in the people that speak it really good, you can always notice that "harsh" eastern european sounding in the accent
>>69084358
>posts on 4chan
>judges other men
>wont post a picture of himself
>>69085076
>>69085076
video games are fucking with my head. I can't tell if this is real or not
>>69085423
>isnt he making like 30-40 mills
really, that much?holy shit..
and anyway, if thats true, you DONT just drop your 40 mills earning job like that, even if you hate it
>>69085583
>4chan
>Anonymous image board
>doesn't post picture of himself
Sounds like he's doing it right. You whiteknight middle aged tools with chain wallets and fanny packs a lot, or is your faggotry only limited to washing Joe Rogan's balls?
>>69085453
>that British and American media
try ta slide dat one in din ya, ya durty cunt (yes i know)
no one gives a shit about britain
>>69085874
what is this?
dat arm tho
>>69085874
That's kinda hot. Love the videos where she wrestles with Eddie bravo
>>69085874
That is literally rape. Reported
>>69085011
kek.
his smile and optimism is gone.
>>69085941
Chick has videos on YouTube where she learns bjj techniques.
>>69085947
>>69085998
name?
>>69086015
No idea. Look up Eddie bravo and mma girls I think.
>>69084975
What's her name?
I see her face in pretty much everything
>>69086154
Lin Xin Hua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TauPWope2RI
how do into ufc? shit seems cash
>>69086050
he was severely dehydrated before the fight
>>69086050
I'm not sure which is more sad: Dada literally dying in that fight or Dada's media blitz trying to spin how much heart he has for putting on such a great performance for the next Dawg Fight doc. The fight was ass. They both gassed in 30 seconds and neither had anything for the other one. Pure shit show. What's even more surprising (not really) is that Kimbo was juiced and still had the gas tank of a asthmatic land whale.
>>69086178
Clearly on roids
>>69086223
jumping to conclusions just because a girl is bigger than you
>>69086223
So what?
>>69086214
That was the least of his problems. >>69086216
Bellator is a fucking joke.
>>69084975
That face is like 9.3% uncanny valley
>>69086214
Nope. He had lost like 30 pounds to make weight and had done it on a potassium high diet which kills your kidneys. He also had two heart attacks during the fight.
>>69086251
Nah, I've seen pics and videos of her. She has a clit bigger than Lexington's dick
>>69086255
Makes her a joke since she gets beat by someone half her size.
>>69086283
I'd still fuck it
>>69086216
>how much heart he has for putting on such a great performance for the next Dawg Fight doc
he had more than one heart attack...during a fight. fuck off
>>69086295
gee dada, how come your mom lets you have TWO heart attacks?
dumb /sp/ poster thread
>>69086331
heem sleepy
>>69086194
Aquire Corn Nuts, kettlebells (via Onnit, use code word Rogan), and at least 1 Reebok fight kit from a different fighter in every single division to wear while watching the fights. Sign up for UFC Fight Pass. Follow schedule and watch every PPV and Fox fight card as it airs. If someone gets knocked out you must scream, "HEEM SLEEEEPY!". If someone taps out you must scream, "HEEM TAPPY!". If either happens in a female fight replace HEEM with SHEEM. Bonus points for belting out the phrase "JUST BLEED" at the first sight of blood or if it's a particularly spicy banger.
Do these things and you're on your way to becoming a real fight fan.
reminder that getting kicked/punched in the head increases your risk of Alzheimer by 10 fold
>>69086384
Who would want to live long in this hellhole.
>>69086316
Why did he go all crazy like?
Reminder I could heem everyone ITT.
>>69086353
/tv/ is miles worse than sp, in /sp/ you can actually have some chill discussions every now and then
/tv/ is pretty much always a shit meme scream fest
>>69086316
Roid rage
>>69086400
At once? Or one at a time?
>>69086411
>/sp/
>good post 2011
lmao
>>69086395
brain damage caused by traumatic brain injury causing a loss of judgement and increased impulsiveness
>>69086395
Guy was probably talking mad shit leading up to the fight and just let him have it.
>>69086331
Ok, Billy Corben. What I said is exactly what he's doing in an attempt to draw more eyes on the documentary. It should have been scrapped. Any real fight fan knows what a joke that fight was. It should have never happened. Dada should have never been cleared to fight by the Texas State athletic commission and Scott Coker is making a mockery of the sport by putting on freakshow fights solely for the casual fan numbers and $$$. The fight never should have happened. To frame it any other way is disingenuous and irresponsible
>>69086452
sup bubble boy
>>69086438
>>69086452
>>69086384
>>69086353
Mai wayfoo, original wayfoo do not attempt to steal or you will be heem'd into a living death.
>>69086702
You can have that skesis lookin bitch. Straight ghoul face.
>>69085394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvubPRR1D8
>>69086194
start from the beginning
not even joking, watch UFC 1-8 and then decide where you want to go from there.
you'll probably want to watch more Pride than UFC if you're into zany antics
>>69085708
>lol the entirety of England is Manchester
>>69084310
Doesn't Joe hate his wife?
>>69086764
Would also suggest just watching the UFC classics on fox or whatever where they'll show all of Silva's earlier wins in a row.
>>69086732
She's cute in an unconventional way, plus she has an A+ personality. Unlike Rose Namajunas who thinks she's a black gangbanger from da hood. Or Paige Van Zant who is pretty much the most morally devoid whore wherever she goes.
>>69086787
He never puts put that vibe. Also, DAT leana Decker.
>fapping an hour ago
>on the last three pumps say "vietnamese...fucking....shits" under my breath
what the FUCK have i become
>>69086504
is dat some taekwondo?
Where are MMA live threads posted? I recently got into it and I wanna learn the dankest MMA memes.
>>69086764
Don't listen to this guy. No one gets hooked from watching shitty first few shows.
Start with UFC 30 if you wanna go far, 81 for Brock Lesnar and goat LHW title fights, 158 for historical events, 189 if you wanna catch McGoober's hype.
>>69084975
Needs more plastic
>>69086821
Lol Mark Wahlberg
>>69086821
And you could have it all
My empire of memes
>>69086871
the dude posted diaz vs silva, he isn't interested in your wrestleman bullshit for fags
the first few UFCs are amazing, brutal shitshows and you're an edgy faggot for not liking them
>>69086867
>>>/sp/
>>>/heem/
Be sure to never bookmark streaming sites and constantly ask for them in live threads.
Friendly reminder that Joe Rogan's wife had a child with a black man prior to them getting married. 100% medically accurate cuck.
Reminder Anderson Silva LITERALLY beat Vitor Belfort with the "Motherfucker Birthday Snatch" taught to him by Steven Seagal who walked out to the cage and was in his corner that night.
>>69086930
>BRO SO BRUTAL HARDCORE BLOOOD
>YOU DON'T LIKE THEM? STOP BEING EDGY
go kill yourself
early ufc was boring as fuck too
>>69086930
>brutal shitshows and you're an edgy faggot
Could you be any more of an upside down retarded faggot?
>>69087038
>>69087051
you are literally saying you don't want to watch some YMCA karate guy fight a kickboxing champ in a real fight, and that you don't like Dan Severn or Oleg Tartkakarovsky or whatever the fuck his name is
who are the real faggots here? cause it sure as hell isn't me
>>69086930
>the first few UFCs are amazing, brutal shitshows
stfu retarded faggot
>>69087087
>watch some YMCA karate guy fight a kickboxing champ in a real fight
no. they were all curbstomps or both of the guys were retard tier and it was boring as shit. that's worldstar tier shit. it was rarely a good competitive fight. gtfo with your nigger loving shit.
>>69086952
Thanks m8. I'll remember your advice.
>>69087087
I never said that. I have seen every single UFC, PRIDE, and Shooto event that ever happened. I was renting UFC VHS tapes from the video store when you were still a twinkle in the test tube your two dads jerked off into. I was there in person to watch Nick Diaz fight Takanori Gomi in what is still arguably one of the best fights that ever happened. What you said was fucking retarded.
>>69087087
Oh yeah Dan Severn vs Ken Shamrock was a real amazing classic. Watching Gracie submits guys with one boxing gloves was also great.
>>69087215
>>69087183
>>69087102
>>69087245
omfg, these guys are just too hardcore and immersed in the real fight game to watch a Kenpo Karateman punch a convicted gangrapist in the nuts for 3 minutes
jesus christ what a bunch of faggots, why don't you guys oil check each other over in /asp/
>>69087245
ART JIMMERSON WAS A SAINT!
>>69087017
let's be honest, steven didn't teach him shit.
>>69087290
Again, didn't say that and you're possibly actually retarded.
Also who would have though Keith Hackney using Joe Son's nuts like a punching bag for three minutes would have such severe repercussions? It turns out Joe Son Do truly is the most lethal martial art.
>>69084358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>69087346
>he didn't like the white trash karate expert putting the jiujitsu back in karate
shit taste
Why does Joe Rogan advocate homosexuality so much? Dude never shuts up about the topic.
>>69087416
Probably a repressed bisexual.
Not that anyone would care if he sucked a few dicks on the side,
>>69087416
looks like some anon is PROJECTING
>>69085339
>>shills kettlebells and has a trainer on who says they are a waste of time and cause more harm than good
Link to this episode pls
>>69087459
He is right though. These last podcasts there are so much homosexuality talk. He been joking so much about sucking dicks lately
>>69087595
https://youtu.be/ZJmYFlvKloE?t=5779
The current lightweight champs strength and conditioning coach. Rogan constantly harps on "functional strength" and shills them on Onnit to fighters. Curson says they're OK for old guys like him and Joe for general fitness, but counterproductive for fighters and athletes.
>>69087776
protip: all trainers are full of shit and go on broscience. One trainer saying they're a waste of time is the same as another trainer saying they're not a waste of time.
>>69087850
Then no one should hire trainers, I suppose. They cancel each other out. They're both wrong.
>>69087884
>Then no one should hire trainers
tbqh no one should for the purpose of guiding your fitness. For showing you and fixing your technique, definitely.
>>69087416
It's subtle brainwashing to make "bros" ok with homosexuality. "If a manly man like Joe is cool with faggotry I should be too!"
>Actually listening to Joe Rogan's podcast
WEW LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btf5RMYTG5M
>>69087936
he has some pretty interesting people on there and though shit is kinda repetitive, it's comfy as fuck to listen to
>>69087758
He's been doing that for years. Sometimes his dick sucking analogies get so intense I have to stop lifting for a moment and reflect on whether it's possible to be contaminated by the gay.
>>69087936
what exactly is that video trying to say?
>>69084690
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d94_1442693584
He tore that boxer to shreds
He would kick anyone's ass
>>69087936
>shitting on a successful person who works doing what he loves and has no problem making it public about how he decides to enrich his life
dat crab mentality tho, amirite?
>>69088015
Pretty sure it's making fun of the type of people who listen to JRE and try to emulate the dumb meatheads on it.
>>69088015
Mocking Rogan's retarded listener base.
>>69087970
Yeah his voice sounds gay as fuck but it's also really suitable for podcasts. Someone like Dana White shouting shits in your ears and it will be unbearable.
Plus guy asks good questions when it doesn't involve conspiracy shits.
>>69088091
I love it when he busts out laughing. I tried listening to that history you missed podcast with women hosts and I couldn't stand more than 30 seconds of it. Their voices sounded worse than nails on chalkboard.
>>69087454
This desu
>>69087459
Projecting truth into your eyeballs. Original image name btw. I kekked.
>>69084310
From joe rogan's blog post titled "Are you gay?"
"For the record, I’m not. If I was, I’m not sure that I would admit it, but I like to think I would."
Experience tells me that men who say "If I was gay, I would say." really mean "I am bisexual and I don't know how to handle it." At the very least.
>>69088307
>Experience tells me that men who say "If I was gay, I would say." really mean "I am bisexual and I don't know how to handle it." At the very least.
found the homo
>>69088362
Yes. You did. Which is why you can trust my expertise. Because I am always thinking about what guys I can stick my dick in all day every day.
>>69088417
>>69088362
>>69088417
Btw, if rogan did get down and swirly with a non-girly he would DEFINITELY be a tremendous cock fiend. I know his type.
>>69088417
And this is why straight guys don't like gays
>>69088447
His obsession with big black cocks suggests he does. I remember fucking Redban of all people cracking on him for watching blowjob videos. The dude's gay.
>>69088527
That's not what I mean. I am always trying to figure out what guys actually want the D. Not how to fuck ever male gay or straight.
>>69088527
That's exactly why I like gay dudes and hang out with them. They go after all the guys and hang out with women that I get to fuck and help me hook up with them because they know I'm straight.
You dumb faggot.
>>69088447
you can see it in his facial structure desu. Every degenerate bi dude I've ever met has that wide face and squinty eyes
>>69088528
Source?
>>69086809
>>69088670
Lick my pussy when I'm on the rag until you get toxic shock syndrome, Ian.
>>69088731
lol tip top comeback. Seriously. 9/10
>>69086821
Outstanding.
>>69086316
holy shit, that ref does some spiderman shit towards the end
Who's the best of Rogan's fight companions? Schaub, Ed Bravo, Bryan or Redban?
>>69084895
>>69088447
>capitalizing specific words
>"get down and swirly with a non girly"
>I know his type
No doubt
>>69085011
hahahaha oh shit did that dumbass end up getting knocked out instead?
>>69089684
don't think there's a best one. They work well as a group. You can drop redban, but the others are essential.
>>69089750
should never stop punching until the ref pulls you off. Even if the guy is fucking knocked out.
>>69084690
>Anon asks for proof
>Post an unrelated video
???
>>69089972
WHY DID HE HAVE TO LOSE?
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE! HE TOOK BELLA THRONE'S VIRGINITY! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE UFC, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
>>69089972
who is this guy again?
>>69090130
connor mcgreggor
>>69090130
The man who stole your waifu's innocence.
>>69089972
dat bulge
>>69090518
it's a cup you colossal bundle of sticks
>>69090209
thanks
>>69089739
You are underestimating just how much of a cock fiend his type is. I'm speaking from experience. It's like day and night once you break the seal.
>>69090564
A cup covering fourteen inches of prime white dick that eviscerated Bella Thorne's hymen.
>>69087416
because he's a faggot. Anything than utter disgust during a talk about it means you're a faggot
>>69084478
Nice to see you. Im the dutch guy who heemd a nig last week in a 2 v 1. Wont let me be a meme tho
>>69085394
Swedes cant pronounce J's though they always say Yump not Jump.
t. Dota2 player.
>>69084786
>needing drugs
pleb
>>69084895
>>69087215
Are you australia? One of them is a fight librarian
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
>>69091404
My boy!
>>69084975
is this a fucking robot
>>69084975
how the fuck her eyelids and brows blink but her eyes didn't even close
>>69091569
Please God say yes and make them affordable already. ;_;
>>69091593
dude that's racist
>>69089972
that was a rad flip
>>69090130
>>69090209
Lying fucking shit. IT's Sage Northcutt
>>69090684
>utter disgust
>disgust
>not indifference
>because you have skin in the game of men fucking men
I have some news for you Anon which I'm sure you've come to suspect. A man who does not like men does not care one way or the other what a man does at any time.
>see this at 3am while listening to PJRE
2spooky bruh
