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Schaub
Top for I'd post more brutal heems but hotpockets will get mad
because this is 4chan, a safe space for children
>>67324210
rich vs rothwell when?
>>67324116
good op op
Rich Piana would be mma GOAT if he tried it desu
>>67324357
the natty GOAT this sport needs
>>67324357
he'd slap the shit out of mighty mouse
Just posting this to let you all know to put some respeck on my name
>>67324385
Yeah I doubt mutant whey is on the banned list of substances.
>>67324195
DELET
>>67324347
thanks m8
>>67324263
>sent honeypot link
omfg havent laughed so hard in a while
>>67324263
be careful
new schaubcast today
>>67324263
What would Jesus' MMA record be?
>>67324542
when is the next JRE?
Could any active UFC fighter beat a mid-tier boxer in a boxing match?
>>67324657
yes
>>67324552
0-1
>>67324657
diaz bros desu
>>67324657
obviously depends on the fighter Demian maia wouldn't do jack shit
who /TFATK3D/ here?
It's actually hilarious. Schaub has surprisingly good comedic timing. I got the vip package just cause I want the shirt, don't care about callens standup really though. Would reccomended.
http://www.tfatk3d.com/#trailer
>>67324734
Diaz bros would get whooped by most boxers, and not even good ones. They're well looked at in the UFC because most MMA fighters can't box.
Anyone else find Ngannou their wife's son esque?
>>67324802
So its pretty good? I might get it when it comes out.
I dont really care for the shirt or standup either.
So now that Conor is officially mentally broken, what are the chances he gets heemed by the weightcut and permaquits when he tries to go back to manlet fighting?
I want the cuckholds to leave
>>67324839
It came out today.
>>67324263
this is fucken gross. the people gathered around him waiting to drink up every word that leaks out. then his little butt boy artem, you can see in his eyes he wants conors cock (again?) and dana there. now i know why those two are going at it so hard, its like a breakup.
>>67324816
Mostly because actual boxing would get you killed in mma. Its a stupid argument that people need to quit bringing up.
I could every in here but I'd rather heem myself to bed
>>67324867
neetrex is fucking pathetic desu. if he isn't fucking dee he should khs
What's the date for /heem/ 1?
>>67324910
How does it feel to know he has still accomplished more in his life than you ever will?
How long can Nate Diaz go without shadow boxing?
>>67324885
>dada5000
>style: boxing
fuck, you're right
>>67324707
jesus never tapped
>>67324925
im still in college desu. i will find my big sugar daddy soon, no worries.
also, define accomplished? making 4k a fight and being a dlist celebrity is accomplished to you?
>>67324960
he got the decision overturned desu
>>67324960
The crucifixion was clearly a doctor stoppage
i sincerely hope you all ordered your Fighter and the Kid 3D package today
>>67324988
The only package you ordered was Schaub's in your throat m8
>>67324657
Here's Vitor in a pro boxing match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6CdGn3DKE
Reminder that to become a real fight fan you must:
>use onnit products
>use alpha brain
>smoke marijuana
>hunt with composite bows
>own and use at least 2 isolations tanks
>eat elk meat
>eat wild boar
>use trt, HGH
>train by day
>podcast by night
>order UFC® Fight Pass™
>dong hyun kim will never be your oppa and spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
>>67324954
Kek. I mean the defense mostly. The big old pillow gloves and lack of a clinch game are two luxuries in boxing that dont exist in mma.
>>67324988
fuck off brendan, we /ngannou/ now
>>67325008
If only....
im a girl btw
>>67324978
Becoming a professional fighter, Traveling the world, fighting in the UFC, making it to the TUF finale, are all pretty good life experiences and accomplishments in my opinion. People here just want to project some weird fantasy of him having a shit life to make them feel better about their own. Be the hero of your own movie, bro.
>>67325008
kek
>>67325030
You know schaub would ruin Ngannou though right. He'd be all over big nig like a spider monkey.
>>67324816
oh shut the fuck up
>>67325030
/ngannou/ flamed out as quickly as it began
Its a mini-meme
/schaub/ is eternal
He may have briefly turned into goof criminal celeb douche but he's our boy again
>>67325078
My wife says Ngannou doesn't feel mini at all
>>67325026
Is he back from his military service yet? I need me some /stungun/
>post yfw every time you realize 'Europeans' on heem are unironically Arabic
>>67325040
Girls don't care about heems. The only girls you see in Vegas
>sloots waiting to score at the bars after the event
>figfhters moms
>fighters gfs/wives
>fans (bored) gfs/wvies
>>67325166
just shut up
Why didn't Schaub have this as one of his walkout songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>67325120
he finished military service before he went to the UFC. you're thinking of korean zombie probably. his service ends late this year, around october.
Seriously, I need you all to read this.
Schaub is not a meme. We talk about him and post pictures about him because we have all come to the conclusion, as individuals, that he is literally the most based man in the universe. There is no "meme" here. """"Schaubposting"""" isn't a thing. Schaub is a handsome, smart, funny, charismatic, articulate, talented, generous, empathetic, gem of a man. It is only natural we would all want to talk about him and post his pictures. People that post about Brendan are doing so out of the love that Big Brown's kind spirit has fostered in the TFATK army. Honestly, it seems a little bit weird that some of you don't talk about him more.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Just a reminder that heavyweight is the most prestigious weight class and the only one that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champions, all other champions and the P4P rankings are fake and are just a marketing tactic.
10th schaub post this thread
>>67325268
You can't clown big brown.
>>67325210
>no champ has more than 2 title defenses
>the belt has been held by a literal mandrama wrestler with diverticulosis
>belt has been held 3 times by a literal old man
>weight class that involves Struve, Dada, Kimbo in any way, shape or form
>prestigious
>>67325210
Everyone knows LW and WW are the best weight classes by virtue of having the spiciest bangers. 80% of HW fights are shit.
>>67325026
truly the worst feel
>>67325293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Usaa_7dJ_c
No but you can heem him
>>67325026
Would he have beaten Maia if not for the injury?
>>67325398
No, I couldn't. He would destroy 99.99% of the population in unarmed combat. Keep in mind this is a man who was the elite of the elite. The best fighters in world are in the UFC and Schaub had definitive victories over multiple ranked opponents. He is literally one of the best fighters walking on the planet. He would heem every in this thread.
>>67325446
>>67325378
And those "shit" HWs would LITERALLY kill any LW or WW
>>67325486
Schaub could literally hold you down and have his way with you. Keep that in mind next time you talk shit about him.
guys did anyone from you play UFC2 and managed the submission hard challenge?
IM LITERALLY FREAKIN OUT HERE AFTER 9 HOURS
ITS IMPOSSIBLE
>>67325500
This. Schaub was easily one of the best fighters in the UFC during his reign.
>>67325505
u dnt kno me doe
ugh god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67325446
>He is literally one of the best fighters walking on the planet
Was. he was one of the best fighters. Then what little chin he had got deleted
>>67325527
took me fuckin ages but I got it in the end
not 9 hours ages, but 20 minutes or so
>weidman
>>67325500
They can't beat heart attacks and knee injuries though
>>67325561
delete this meme
>>67325582
After 20minutes?
its hard for me to believe this
post proof with A rating or never happen
can you give me a tip?
i know the watch in the central meme
im fuckin pro on medium now
lads
why is there no wednesday night mma
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
I am fighting Lithcuck at HEEM FC 1 in an Ultimate Surrender rules match.
>>67325561
i like this meme
>ey ese you tryna learn wrestling or sumpfing?
>>67325709
it's called TUF
Based Kenflo
>>67325717
I'm fighting the shitposting Pierre on the co main
>>67325772
oh shit
forgot
I still haven't seen the first 2
>>67325757
Man cejudo really let himself go
>Jon
>>67325810
looks like a dude
>>67325810
i love girls with somewhat ratlike faces that are still attractive. good on kenny.
Why is Cormier so shit at banter? Is it his french surname?
>>67325688
can't really give a tip since AI is really unpredictable on that game compared to people online or in person
>>67325810
Is that a boy?
>>67325896
Kenny Florian is a man you goof
>>67325946
He has a full beard...
>>67325922
he's American what do you expect
>>67325936
He needs to get back on those potato salads
Those steaks are making him delusional
>>67325936
hes pathetic at this point
>>67325936
RIP IN PEACE N8
>>67325936
>being 6 foot makes you a lurch
my sides, will they ever learn?
>>67325936
who the heck is he trying to convince?
>>67325936
UFC btfo, haters hiding behind the couch
McGOAT is coming to destroy
>>67325922
it's cause he's actually a nice guy. the only other fighter he had anything bad to say about was bader and even then you could tell he was playing it up and channeling his inner-mark.
i really started to like him in the lead up and aftermath of the barnett fight where he only had good things to say about josh. and he has a real appreciation for the american wrestling tradition and recognized catch's, and barnett's, place therein.
>>67326005
Himself.
>>67325936
*folds arms and nods*
exactly all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/3/11582946/caros-fodor-to-fight-brother-ben-fodor-aka-phoenix-jones-in-wsof
Is WSOF trying to outmeme lellator?
>>67326023
is that a girl or boy?
>>67325936
how he can compete
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/nick-hein-injured-ufc-seeks-replacement-opponent-for-jon-tuck-at-sundays-ufc-fight-night-87-event
>>67326042
nick vs. nate when?
>>67326065
where i'm from, people like you get slapped
>>67326065
UFC 209 obvs you fucking goof
we can get get janoy vs pianoman for heem 1, right babe?
>>67325936
He's a big man... for him
>>67325936
>weeee i lost
>weeeee i'll win next time i swear on my russian sidekick
>weeeee
mcgoober is fun tho
>>67326106
No, Jason is going to use the slap incident to get a colab with Piana. The iron extortionist strikes against. Peach out bye
>>67325936
>6 foot
>lurch
>>67326023
dude looks like a lady
>>67326082
>gets out of the car
>runs
kek
>Conor still talking shit about Nate on twitter and instagram
Yea, real "humble" in defeat there.
anyone want to watch the first two tuf episodes?
a randome fight girl from the u s and a liked my instagram pic... shes even cute
what do i do?
>>67325810
Why is Kenny with a south american ladyboy?
>MAYHEM MILLER-ESQUE IN HIS FALL FROM GRACE AND SUBSEQUENT TIRADE OF PATHETIC STATEMENTS IS THE IRISH MCGREGOR, JOE
>>67326274
invite her to /heem/
>>67326274
stop being a fag who posts pictures of himself on instagram
>>67326274
Rape her pretending your are some footballer
>>67326274
Invite her into your guard
>>67326274
I would like to go on record with believing that Conor will completely outclass Nate in the rematch. Screencap this.
>>67325757
>eserex
kek
why is there no pure pwnage style mockumentary of a delusional amateur mma fighter?
>>67325810
nice ladyboy desu, bost her benis
>>67325936
hes turning delusional heel lads, don't let him work u
>>67326322
classic
>>67326274
Post a picture of her here.
>>67326065
nate looks bigger than nick m8. nick confirmed lazy for not cutting to 155
loooooooooooool
>>67326322
>if anything we'll be the ones in the kitchen
everytim
>>67326322
That
Is
Terrible
But I didn't know you could search via the URL like that. Nice tip lad, ty
>>67326428
np lad, it's literally the first thing I type into my address bar when I open my incognitos
>>67326301
the pic was a bit gay ye but i looked good in it tho
her name is deandra morse she even has like 10k followers, have no idea how she found me tho
>>67326322
i might actually send this
>>67326322
Everytiem
>>67326455
nah don't
>>67326455
Post the pic she liked.
Also, she trains with cyborg.
>>67326455
lol she liked my pic on instagram too, a while back
im folowwing her ;---)))
she posts pics of her training sessions and jiu jitsu sparring or whatever
she is cute
>>67326455
do it goof
>>67326455
>deandra morse
not bad desu
What's your best submission? Mine is a triangle
>>67325936
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>>67326516
literally who
>>67326516
>5 retweets
kek, who's this nobody
>>67324116
that huge nose bothers me
>>67326511
Either D'Arce or Peruvian Necktie, I fucking love those upper body chokes.
>>67326612
You think you could catch me in one? :p
What was the bigger mistake: creating the 125 lb division or letting niggers work on the waterfront?
>>67326618
I could catch you into a colombian necktie you fag
>>67326640
Nah.
You should come watch overeem fight with me
>>67326474
i didnt even follow her, w/e
can only dream about getting into her fight panties
with her living in the usa
>>67326610
its cute, be careful
>>67326625
not picking our own cotton and not exterminating the africans during the age of imperialism when it was seriously considered (as a humanitarian act to end their miserable existence).
>>67326640
>>67326648
just fuck
>>67325936
>mfw every time someone says "Conor was dominating the fight before he got tired"
Yea, so cool that Conor called the "uppercut" before the fight. Too bad he missed it more than he connected.
>>67326684
Is this the closest match ever on paper?
>>67326516
lol whos this loser just a begrudger conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let them fight asshole
>>67326424
Who is this man and why is he posted so much on this general
>>67326684
its kinda hard to see a guy figuring another guy out in real time. thats why conor was winning until he inexplicably lost to most fans
>>67326720
oh my
Is this accurate?
http://youtu.be/YAXaCmky4Hw
conor literally has no way of beating nate, nate has more reach and conor is a reachbabb, conor is a kobabby and nate has an iron chin, nate has excellent cardio while conair is a roidmonkey, conair is a white belt in memejitsu while nate is goat.
how will he beat him? unless nate takes a dive
>>67326720
curiosity killed the cat
>>67326731
Lots of fighters have been winning until they inexplicably lost
>>67326720
oh my what a goof u r
who /oh my/ here?
>>67326760
satisfaction brought him back
>>67326757
i agree conor has no chance and nate won't take a dive
>>67326769
yeah but nate started landing because he adjusted for conor's head movement and so on
>>67326786
you don't wanna know desu
be careful
>>67326803
and Nate also started to protect himself from the uppercut
>all this arm he's hitting
>>67326784
and the second mouse gets the cheese
>>67326809
Why? Is he a mass murderer?
>>67326844
No but the video includes a shemale
>>67326844
stop digging if you want what's best for you
this is not show
keep yourself under control
Does anyone else think lithcuck looks simple?
Hs has that glazed over look in his eyes that people who are Forrest Gump's have
>>67326844
it's from some tranny porn. """"""""she"""""""" takes out "her" dick and he makes the face and says 'oh my.' it was posted on heem a few times.
>>67326842
i think he was trying for an uppercut when that killer one two landed. sick
>>67326842
You can actually pin point the second when the meme breaks in half
>>67326842
Memes aside, this was a good fight. Just look at all that happens in this 15-second webm.
>>67325936
ayy
he really needs to come here and shitpost all day after his upcoming retirement
>>67326897
It was a spicy banger, that's for sure
>>67326886
meant to post this.
>>67326897
It was an amazing fight tbqh. I just don't see how someone can say "Conor was winning the whole fight". It's insane.
>>67326927
the slap just works, i love it
>>67326844
maybe he is maybe he isnt
it's on you to decide if you really wanna know and be a part of a cool group of people
>>67326792
based nate desu
>>67326917
someone needs to edit /HEEM/ in there when Nate throws his hands up.
>>67325936
"If I keep talking about Nate, maybe they won't make me fight Frankie"
http://www.strawpoll.me/10122991
>>67327008
i want to see conor ruthlessly controlled from the top, let's hope fronkie gets through aldo, although i doubt it
>>67326873
he needs his hair back like this. looks pretty qt no homo haha
>>67327032
Dunno, still feels like Conor smokes everyone at 145.
>>67326780
Here lad
You tink oim hoirt yeh?
>>67326842
This webm loops really nicely.
N8 and Conrad, banging forever
>>67327077
aldo had a solid chance if he would have chopped at the legs. maybe i rate frankie too high, but his boxing and wrestling are truly top tier in mma
>>67326792
who is this?
>>67327125
>those tattoos
what an absolute piece of trash
>>67327144
Joe Rogan's almost legal daughter.
>>67325527
What flag is this
>>67327125
I really cant recall a trashiest and more clowny person in all sports and I've been trying all day
Only person that comes close is Rodman tbqh but he was based af and new his role
>>67327173
potential desu
>>67327197
switzerland
post husbandos
Stop posting Joe Rogan's daughter. Thanks lads
>>67326927
It was a great fight because every little action had that tinge of craziness. Every slipped punch was a monumental counter, every glancing left hook was a near-KO bomb. That's what makes fights awesome, when every little thing looks like a big deal.
That's probably why everyone thought Conor rekt N8 in round 1, because he threw a lot and hit a lot of glove, but to most viewers, he was lighting him up.
Reminder
>>67327280
also requesting rory webms
>>67327280
Rory is unironically autistic
>>67327249
t.gay
>>67327329
i think he's cute. he cooks his own food
Why does Tyron Woodley get the shot if literally nobody gives a shit about the fight and he got his ass beat by Rory and never beat Condit?
>>67327173
It's primed, it's sold, lets f-ing do it
>>67327329
Was just about to most this. I get mad Chris Benoit vibes from that guy.
Remember when he was talking about the hippo in the water? wtf
>>67327347
Because it still has the potential to be a good fight.
>>67327300
why doe? are reebok white boi fags?
>>67327347
zuffa hates fun and also apparently hate meme matchups. condit gets screwed, either rory or wonderboy get screwed too
>>67327338
She is 9, weirdo.
>mfw sage cant even do a curl with proper form
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6yjkaKGsE/?hl=en
Steroid babbies pls go
>>67327346
Probably hunts his own food man. Cuz he thinks he's a lion or gorilla or whatever.
He'll always be the waterboy to me.
>>67327347
Because Dana and Joe Silva are retards desu
>>67327379
post vid pls
>>67327406
>implying im serious
just ignore it lad
>>67327410
waterboy was a good nickname desu
>>67327329
many of the best fighters are autistic
Jones
Rory
Diaz bros
Conor (hides it well but its there)
BJ
GSP
Mighty Mouse
Luke
Of course there are plenty of non-autistic greats like Fedor, Andy, Weidman. Hobbie, Rafa, Vitor, Werdum etc but it does seem that like a greater than normal proportion of elite fighters have autism.
>>67327380
I suppose, but I could do without Tryon whining like a bitch the whole time. He hasn't fought since January of last year because he thinks he's entitled to a title shot. He probably wouldn't even have beaten post-steak Hendricks if he'd have made weight.
Hope Robbie KOs him stiff.
>>67327478
>Luke
>autism
How ?
>>67327478
robbie is pretty autistic when it comes to fighting, but he's pretty chill otherwise
>>67327478
Luke, Conor, Jon and BJ are not autstic.
>>67327522
hes a jealous weidbabby, luke is a literal god desu
>>67327440
Wish I knew where it was. It's from one of the embeddeds I think.
Long and short of it is they see a hippo at a conservatory or whatever and Rory feels the need to explain why the can't see the whole hippo by virtue of it being half-submerged in water.
And everyone's like "K..."
>>67327529
>Johny Hendricks unironically thought he should still be champion after that
I sincerely hope you've had your daily Açaí bowl, /heem/
It'll give you the #RENERGY to roll like a true Gracie Black Belt
>>67327529
Robbie's orc genetics take over when he fights. Otherwise he's actually kind of a dork. And a good dad.
>>67327530
delete this
he had a hard childhood, that he's this well adjusted is god's own miracle
>>67327559
kek, if anyone knows where this is from pls post.
>>67327578
>that hair
cm JUST
>>67327529
Robbie only goes full savage when he touches blood. He and Condit are kind of similar; if they both have blood healing as a racial trait then that UFC195 fight could have conceivably gone on forever.
>>67327559
kek. rory's a good dude. glad he went on JRE to prove he wasn't just a raving lunatic.
>>67327478
GSP isn't autistic, he's just french.
Also, he's been hit in the head quite a lot.
>>67327578
me on the left
Poor Conor, will he ever recover from all this public humiliation?
>>67327654
>GSP isn't autistic, he's just french.
>
>GSP isn't autistic, he's just autistic
FTFY
>>67327578
is there a more sure way of guaranteeing your own defeat than associating with rener gracie? dude is a money grabbing meme coach
>>67327679
France BTFO
based mehico
>>67327627
if you try to wrestle robbie he'll take it as an insult
>>67324263
conor wasnt even the one who says it its the shitty coach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jxnJx_fZt4
>>67327607
fuck me, m8
![Brian-T-City-Ortega-vs-Diego-Brandao-Locker-Room-Gracie-Breakdown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/73qhLNx.jpg "Brian-T-City-Ortega-vs-Diego-Brandao-Locker-Room-Gracie-Breakdown[1]")
>>67327681
>
>>67327756
>67327756
shit this dude is husbando tier too
>>67327756
>Brian 'Meme city' Ortega
>>67327656
when are you fighting you cuck?
>>67327767
Sweden, why are you so gay?
>>67327717
you ok there m8
F U L L
>artem will never share her with you
fuck lads
I unironically enjoyed Strikeforce way more than the UFC
>>67327767
>shitskin
>""""husbando""""" tier
never change sweden
>>67327804
reminder that you're posting on the board that collectively gets a chub whenever they see luke rockhold
>>67327805
The spontaneity of Robbie's changes from literal murderer to caring lad is pretty ridiculous
Spicy roller between Rener and Brian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFfHcszrPqA
>>67327856
>whenever they see luke rockhold
Francis Ngannou*
>>67327804
You say this to the swede but you're totally okay with nigganoposting, shaubposting, and the flavor-of-the-month Luke Cockhold?
>>67326516
who's this terrorist?
>>67327830
Does Robbie have a tumor on his right biceps?
>>67327830
mirin robbies face desu
>>67327897
Only Ngannou posting pham, Schaub posting is shitte, i rarely see cockhold posts.
>>67327874
yeah, not really my jam
>>67327840
blue eyes is pretty clearly hispanic
>>67327668
Based on his recent tweets no, just like Ronda he got mentally broken.
ngannou >>>>>> schloobz
>>67327917
>Subsaharan
>Not really a swede's jam
Special little snowflake
forgotten/underrated heems
Piotr Hallmann does the old self hammerfist
>>67327907
Injection site
Guys, I really don't know what the fuck to expect with this Gunnar Nelson vs Demian Maia fight.
>>67327963
nignognou is french
>>67327997
He's unironically from Cameroon
>>67327968
heem snappy
>>67328010
>imported bulls
o i c
![020614-UFC-henderson-bisping-LN-CQ.vresize.1200.675.high.93[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/302UG5O.jpg "020614-UFC-henderson-bisping-LN-CQ.vresize.1200.675.high.93[1]")
>tfw I lost my entire reaction image folder
>including/especially my /heem/ folder
Just meme my shit up lads, I need some heems, taps, danas, rogans, schaubs
GIVE ME EVERYTHING
>>67328046
here u go f a m
>>67327407
>go to the gym but don't consider myself a true /fit/ guy
>that fucking curl
What the fuck.
>>67327906
Manager of Frankie, RDA, and formerly the shady matchmaker of WSOF.
>>67328046
>not having a backup
laugh at this white boiii lads
>>67327329
I heard he's wayyy into that Primitive Technology guy's videos. Rory's probably going to go full Into The Wild / Grizzly Man / Survivorman / Ultraman when he's in his mid 30s
>>67324816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09_ce6R4iEw
okay desu whatever you say
>>67327407
It's fun watching his right tricep in that video, thanks for the link.
>>67328088
What's the secret to a good curl?
What fighters do you think will fight for the last time this year?
>>67328205
penn, hendo, honda
>>67328205
Half of the Heavyweight roster
>>67328205
Half the Light-Heavyweight roster
>>67328205
Faber
Cormier
Little nog
>>67328205
cm punk
>>67326005
besides himself probably dee, im sure artem believes him tho
>Almeida (#7) vs Garbrant (unranked) is a five round FS1 mainevent
>Sterling (#4) vs Caraway (#8) is on the FightPass prelims
Nice "sport" you've got here
>>67328382
It's not a sport bro. It's fighting.
Who is the Donald Trump of the UFC?
>>67328382
Garbrandt isn't ranked anymore?
>>67328113
Rory's probably a really cool dude to hang out with though. Dirtbiking, shooting, airsofting, think he's into snowboarding as well possibly?
>>67328412
cm punk
>>67328412
Chael Sonnen
>>67328412
Donald trump
>>67327407
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6yjkaKGsE/?hl=en
what a shity way to do curls
>>67328046
>>67328205
Memegregor
>>67328621
I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
>>67328205
Artem
Is hunting elks a meme?
>>67328412
sage northcutt, both nice and repective persons
>>67328666
Me neither satan
>>67328046
meme heem urself
>>67328938
Bethe correia-esque joe
>>67328205
BJ Penn
Tom Lawlor
Dan Henderson
Nicholas Diaz showing off a kick
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9yCzYJXdH/
>>67329225
>tom lawlor
DELET
New entry for the cryochamber folder, this time Corey Anderson
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9rdJSvePp/
>>67329189
PPV Main event fighter
Via Twitter 30sec ago
>Looks like I'm going to be free for #UFC200
weekend
>gonna root for my boys Frankie,Jones and Weidman
>#eastCoastisBestCoast
>>67329189
>strange autistic goblin.webm
>>67329381
He's said he's demoralized by all the robberies he's been on the wrong end od and doesn't want to fight anyone
I think he'll get another fight this year, lose, and become a professional wrestler like he said he's been interested in doing
Training with Cain Velasquez at @team_exos #redlikeaboss
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9OEGeHLXN/?taken-by=randamarkos
Looks like there's sort of UFC sponsored training summit going on?
So far I've counted: Gastelum, Cain, Swanson, Randa, Randy Brown, Skelly
Here's Gastelum's comment from a related Instagram post
The UFC has granted me the wish of coming back and train at the world class @team_exos training facility in order to prep my body for training camp. @ufc ALSO sent out a star packed roster. @officialcainvelasquez @randamarkos @cubswanson @chasskelly @chejitsu are all here as well. Never have I experienced fitness training the way these ppl do it, I'm beyond grateful to the whole staff at @team_exos for the patience and output they give us in every session. World class coaching at it's finest. #OnAmission4Gold #UFC200
>>67329639
*of
>>67329646
the EXOS thing is related to the UFC's efforts to stop fighter injuries
>>67329388
he's a big guy
strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10123620
![5dd576ad7735d3ad8e035cbc8ee20826[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AmNS7c4.jpg "5dd576ad7735d3ad8e035cbc8ee20826[1]")
>>67329646
I remember doing something similar with Luke,Rashad,Forrest and some guy.I think the UFC built the place or some shit. And they send guys to workout there for whatever reason.I don't even know if it's open to the public. I thought it was going to be a rehab center for fighters but I was wrong I guess.
>>67329646
wow look at how proud and brown cain is!
>>67329646
Cain's going gray
>>67329678
Ah okay that makes sense. Good they brought Cain out then, haha.
>Suscribed to Fite Pass in the UK, therefore pays 5.99£ a month
>The money is taken on my french account, so in Euros
>FP costs 7.99€ in France but with the conversion £/€ I'm only paying about 7.70€ a month, depending on the rate
I'M SCREWING THE UFC GOISE
DANA YOU GOOF
>>67329731
Why is fucking CM Punk there? Why hasn't he died in a gym fight?
>>67329639
>>67329678
he should go to lellator desu, he'll make way more money there than in shit outlaw promotions
>>67329729
donald is a fucking idiot. hes gonna get btfo by hillary, yall niggas are delusional, you brainwashed yourself with the memes
>>67329731
>the most tatted guy is the biggest pussy
evry tiem
>>67329876
MAGA
>>67329876
WHat if Bernie is the dem candidate ?
What will murrikans chose between the old socialist that'll die in office of old age or the crazy racist that will be assassinated in office ?
>>67329901
he unironically grewup with no father figure. look at his twitter bio, nigga is pushing 40 and acts like an edgy teen faggot
>>67329646
Randa is quite qt with the red hair desu
>>67329901
Forrest doesn't have any tats.
>>67329959
bernie, trump said too much stupid shit about women and minorities.
>inb4 he was talking about muh illegals
doesn't matter, mexican americans have relatives and shit in mexico and he's literally calling them rapists.
he's gonna get btfo so hard kek. and good, he's an idiot anyway
>>67329646
BURRITO'D
>>67330039
Reminds me when the extreme right went into the second round of the presidential elections in France in 2002 desu
Guy got obliterated 82% to 18% or something like that
>>67330039
So you're saying all Mexican-Americans have rapist relatives who want to immigrate illegally across the borders? That's pretty racist desu
Reminder that im reading these posts and you should measure your racism because of my feelings
>>67330116
It was in 2002, and in France
The US is an entirely different political landscape and things have changed a lot since 2002
It will be closer than that
>>67330021
Forrest isn't a pussy, he's just not much more than a brawler with no chin
>>67330220
CM isn't a pussy either. He's arguably the bravest one there because he's willing to do what they're doing without the experience or skill level.
>>67330208
>this delusion
LMAO, enjoy your babby getting btfo by a literal criminal or an old crusty jew.
look at the polls, trump loses to everyone, the only rep who wins against the dems is kasich.
>trump dumbasses only bring up polls when hes winning against maniacs like cruz
kek
>>67330244
>He's arguably the bravest one there
>Being a memer wrestler who hasn't even fought yet is braver than facing Shogun, Rampage, Rashad and Anderson in their prime in a row
>>>/killyourselfmyman/
>>67330292
>polls
it's may you african-american
>>67330292
i'm not even a trumpfag m8
i'm just mentioning facts
also who would your ideal presidentian candidate be
>>67330300
Why don't people use this meme more?
>Dr. Pablo, i'm USA
>>67330336
*presidential
>>67330336
>>67330364
don't know how "presidentian" happened
>>67330335
>implying trump wont just stick his foot in his mouth more
>unironically saying stupid shit like women should be punished for getting abortions when your in the lead
nice candidate you got there
>>67330336
i dont like any of them senpai. sanders is a goof, hillary is a criminal. ill just vote for the lesser of two evils like everytime. leaning most towards kasich and sanders i guess. if its hillary and trump which it looks like being i just wont vote since hillary will win anyways
>>67330179
pls build wall
>>67330344
hes a big guy
>>67330292
>google kasich
>croatian and czech descent
make it happen god, the serbs butthurt will transcend into eternity
>>67330429
>Sanders
>the lesser of two evils
Literally Hillary is the safest bet out of any of the candidates. So vote for her if you're scared of reform.
>>67326792
Fucking stop with this shit.
>American politics in /heem/ today
How are things going there guys? Looking like a fun election season approaching?
>>67330540
Really really really fun
>>67330429
read some ann coulter pham you're clueless
>>67330465
kek
>>67330466
hes better than trump, he still has his stupid policies barring money out of politics. ill probably vote kasich if he gets the nomination tho.
>>67330519
what shit?
>>67330540
>tfw politics is now literal name calling and reality show tier bullshit
>watch debate
>ur lieng
>no u
>u took my money haha
>no u
france could be our president if he learned words with a few more syllables desu
>>67330540
sorry about trudeau m8
>>67330613
>hes better than trump
Maybe better if you're a NEET, but not for everyone else.
Fugggg I think I have athlete's foot
>>67330622
>that chin
holy GLASS
>>67330643
>voting for a bush-tier retard with no experience because of muh bantz and memez
>>67330649
He's actually a very good boxer. I'm sure he'd wipe the floor with you. I mean, I can go and find clips of Ali or Tyson getting knocked on their ass too... what are you trying to prove?
>>67330692
Cool ignorance and assumptions, bro.
>>67330730
>whats your healtcare plan
>we're gonna remuv the lines
>what else?
>were gunna create competition remuv the lines
kek, name me one thing trump will do that you are voting for him for, go on
>>67330779
plug the inflow of brown people
I rank fedor.
Don't fuck it up USA, this guy is gonna save the world.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT WORLDWIDE
>>67330815
nice policy
>>67330779
Increase GNP by relocating factory production from China to America
Remove "waste, fraud, and abuse" in federal government
Stop illegal immigrants from enjoying the benefits of the US without paying income taxes
etc
>Donald Trump is now officially the GOP candidate for the 2016 elections
PUERTO RICO 51ST STATE 2017
>>67330844
god bless
>>67330622
oh I wasn't making fun, I am legitimately curious how things were going for you guys, also I would be a fool not to realize that your election outcome will impact my country as well, I just find it interesting.
I see a lot of stuff on the news obviously but the only Americans I know are hardcore Bernie supporters (my fellow anthropologists). I figure its nice to get an opinion of people who live there, but I'm only getting information from one very biased source. Also I like Justin anyway.
>>67330879
That would be great if any of those were actually doable
Based Cruz with the elbows to the face
https://twitter.com/etchaStech/status/727660905115324417/video/1
>>67330920
Nice combo desu
>>67330844
EL PERUANO (INDIUS MONUS SAPIENS)
EL PERUANO, DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA. OJOS DE VIZCACHA ( ARDILLA) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCÈ ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES COMIDA CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE.
ES FEO POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA, EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA DE SER FEO, NEGRO, Y AMARRONADO ENANO CON OLOR A CLOACA, PICHI Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL.
EL PERUANO DURANTE SU NIÑEZ ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS VACAS LIMPIAR ESTABLOS, SIEMBRA PAPAS CEBOLLAS Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS.
ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80 YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL 1.50 DE ESTATURA.
EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES SER BLANCO SER ALTO Y OLER BIEN, COMER BIEN VESTIRSE BIEN Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA RAZA.
LOS PERUANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: CHOLOS INDIUS MUNUS SAPIENS. SON IGUALES AL EKEKO O AL MISMO EX PRESIDENTE DE PERU ( TOLEDO), ESTOS CHOLOS O SEA PERUANOS ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS, ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE DUERMEN VESTIDOS, NO SE BAÑAN, NO VAN A LA ESCUELA.
EL PERUANO: DETESTA BAÑARSE ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO, EL PERUANO HUELE A CEBOLLA, CACA TACOS, HUMEDAD, HUELE A TRASPIRACIÒN A PATA ( PEZUÑA). EL PERUANO TIENE ANILLOS DE MUGRE EN EL GLANDE DE SU ASQUEROSO Y DIMINUTO PENE Y TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO Y PELUDO PARA COLMO. O SEA EL PERUANO ES UN TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO ESO YA LO HEREDA DE SUS ANTEPASADOS INDIOS INCAS Y JAMÀS LO CAMBIARAN.
POR TODAS ESTAS RAZONES EL PERUANO ES BIEN FEO Y CON GANAS, NO DESCRIMINE AL PERUANO SOLO AYÙDELO A SER UN POCO MAS GENTE Y LIMPIO. A
>>67330951
Jab to the left eye, elbow to the right
Killing machine
>>67330918
this is why your country is so shitty, you have a negative attitude
>>67330879
>china to america
he literally has his shit made in china goof
>thinking you could kick out 11 million people
kasich's plan to give them residency is the best one
>waste and fraud
well trump would know about fraud wouldn't he. look up trump university
>>67330984
He's making Trump towers in New York with chinese labor? wow
>>67330982
Then go for the clinch
Flawless
>>67330984
You're a fucking retard
>>67326917
You just see all the fight go out in Conor's eyes after that punch lands.
>>67330998
Admirable desu. He wanted a kiss and he got it.
>>67331049
he should pursue a career in the UFC desu lad
>>67330984
educate yourself man
https://youtu.be/sVIkAqwcgas?t=540
>>67330971
Jajaja Mexico with the bantz
>>67327627
>UFC195 fight could have conceivably gone on forever
Ah, no. Condit is lucky to have survived the 5th with that brutal beating he took. If it went into a 6th round, he would have been destroyed.
Did this photo end it for Cruz?
Based Cruz
>>67331332
BIG ELBOWS FROM CRUZ, MIKE
>>67330622
I would heem trud so fucking hard. What a cuck.
>>67331332
sickening slashing elbow. reminds me of weidman
>>67331510
Make fun of Mr. Current Year all you want, but at least know what you're talking about. The conservatives in your country laughed when they heard he was a boxer, and challenged him in the ring. He not only won the match but embarrassed the fuck out of his opponent.
Trudeau is many stupid things, but a bad boxer he is not.
BTW Ali goes down here from either a graze on the chin or a hard body hit, can't tell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-newwOs8-i4
How would Ted fair in MMA if he was 20 years younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvggzvZa_qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvggzvZa_qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvggzvZa_qk
She's actually quite likeable. Pretty surprised desu
>>67330984
giving residency to scum, if u want to go to any country you have to go in a LEGAL way
>>67331783
What did you expect?
>>67331804
Well for starters I was for some reason like 95% she was brazilian. Shows how good I know her. So didn't expect anything really. Now I like her.
>>67331783
>she
Oowwwweee organic grass fed lamb burger
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE96gF9nV-j/?taken-by=mightymouse125
What was the last burger you had, /heem/?
Does /heem/ remember?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvvHcIKZdxo
>>67331971
how could I forget based schaub
>>67331948
I hate Mini Manlet, he's not 5'4" but he should at least be a LHW.
>>67331716
Top 5 WW easily
>>67332051
day 2 doing the fence
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7MYE0nV5F/?taken-by=mightymouse125
>>67332094
Stop posting about that small piece of shit. P4P rankings mean nothing, the heavyweight champion is number one. Jon Jones showed us for certain against OSP that he would get trashed by any top 10 HW.
>>67332094
based aussie social media spammer
>>67332187
Edgestonie should be stripped desu
>>67332215
>>67332187
this
he hasn't posted in years
>>67331948
Veggie burger
>>67332215
stripped of what?
The first title fight hasn't even happened yet.
>>67332267
Yeah that was not the best word
He should drop heavily in the rankings
these webms of ted cruz dropping spaghetti are hilarious
>>67332309
no one else has fought, Gertrude got a DQ win for just showing up, the most he would drop to is 3rd.
>>67325936
Conor haters upset that he's still confident.
>>67332267
he's gone running
we need a replacement desu
>>67329731
look at that tiny pool. what a bunch of fuckin' idiots
>>67332187
Heavyweight connoisseur should be number 1 since heavyweights are the number 1 fighters.
>>67332386
Who could get to Lithuania?
Polguy is gone, german turk is a no, sweden?
>>67332354
Shouldn't gertrude be ranked 1 just for showing up then?
>>67332455
I like where this is going
>>67332446
we need to recruit some more talent
/heem's/ looking for a goof
>>67332199
My apologies if it gets a bit too spammy. I like to integrate the social media postings of fighters into the /heem/ community threads, to add a bit of ambiance :)
>>67332531
>we
why dont you get in here.
Give me that tilte shot, everyone knows i deserve it
>>67332187
I'd fucking smoke all these pussies
You fucking wannabe memers ain't shit
I"ve been carrying this entire fucking shithole on my back for years now
My style is that I have no style
You retards even know this, you just can't accept it
>>67332562
Are there weight classes? I don't want to fight someone bigger than me.
>>67332562
I'll admit that lithcuck would just prob heem me using his mewvment
I ain't looking to fly out to get heemed desu
>>67332630
>I don't want to fight someone bigger than me.
FUCKING DROPPED
Cyborg continues to call out Ronda "Rowdy" Rousey
Video weighs in at 10 minutes and 21 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvbmJJ4CuI
https://twitter.com/criscyborg/status/727686299449053184
>>67332722
kek
>>67332722
Ronda is literally still psychologically broken right now.
>>67332565
Pretty sure trump got the republican nominee, that wall is going to make it hard for your career senpai
>>67332579
post body fatty, I'll put you in with this pussy>>67332630
>>67332630
No, give the size on your stats. i doubt big people are really in here
>>67332684
>lithwink
woah there, you arent going to be making it to lithwink if you cant even beat american posters
>>67332778
there's a reason I'm unranked lad
>>67332778
post your height and weight
>>67332848
6'3 220
CONOR MCLITHKEK YOU ARE TAKING I'VE WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER, IMMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT, THAT THE REAL MONEY FIGHT IS ME.
>>67332848
Are you trying to call out the promoter?
>>67332833
unless youre already on the list, there is no reason
If I took a dick up the ass for every shitty dietary supplement Sage advertised on his twitter / instagram, my sphincter would be wider than the gap between Bisbong and his title shot.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nate_Diaz
>>67332909
Hello Yair
>>67332908
massive cunt
Who /Gertrude "The Heemcatcher" Merez/ here?
>>67333002
NEW
>>67332911
Well we have to pick some realistically close to fight lithcuck first since edgestonia isn't gonna fight him
we need to settle the main event before anything
>>67332771
I hope she returns to the cage at least once more, even if it isn't for the title.
>>67333035
True, but there is no one but sweden as a reasonable replacement.
Its only been a month, estonia could come back
>>67333094
Well I guess we'll have to wait then, has sweden said he's up for the fight if estonia pulls out?
he's been trying to delay the fight as much as possible he wanted a """"""""""""training camp""""""""" sound's like an excuse to run off desu
>>67332947
you really wanted to talk about putting things in your ass huh?
>>67324156
Why don't more fighters do this instead of gassing out their arms like a spastic going for a knockout.
>>67328529
Perfect
![trump1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/93vUhk5.jpg "trump1[1]")
