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some card this weekend
no news
Puerto Rico
>mayhem
No one will ever JUST as hard as this guy does.
>>67303026
Debt Crisis!
Posting my wife's son's father
Paige got a perfect score lads
>>67303197
i got 50 bucks on her to win at +500. hoping for a red panty night
>>67303104
a-at least i'm american
NGANNOU
Fuck France and Mexico
>>67303270
Stay strong babe, sending my prayers to your island
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115411
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/2/11568324/gunnar-nelson-conor-mcgregor-avoiding-ufc-featherweight-title-defense-weight-cut-nasty-mma
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Invicta-FC-17-Evinger-vs-Schneider-51485
So based Firecrotch Dyke is defending her title this weekend, if you've not seen much of the new Tonya Evinger than you're in for a treat, she's looked like an absolute murderer lately.
Also on the card is Angela Hill getting a title shot, she left the UFC looking like a can but after knocking two chicks the fuck out in short notice fights, she's getting a title shot. I hope she wins.
Lastly, the only other newsworthy match on the card involves Latoya Walker, who's probably going to fight Cyborg if she beats Charmaine Tweet.
>>67303541
>Makes the cut until he gets to the top and suddenly its to hard for him when he has to defend the belt.
I'm not saying he's scared of fronk, but Goobs has to know that fronk is the worst stylistic matchup for him outside of another long fighter like diaz.
>>67303671
> I hope she wins.
I hope too desu, I really like her. She seemed like one of the only genuinely good persons in TUF
>>67303671
>Mizuki and Grasso both out
>>67303671
>>67303794
Angela Hill is my fightfu and she's going to win via another KO.
>>67303671
Livinha has looked real stronk in her last couple outings. Overkill's got her hands full. A win for Livinha and she's gonna go to UFC, I hope
Also the return of Megan Anderson! Hoping she's developed better head movement, she nearly lost her last fight early after taking a telegraphed overhand on the outside.
>>67303858
I hate it!
>>67303858
Getting real sick of Alexa Glasso's shit, had one of the best women's fights I'd ever seen and then BAM she gets injured every few months.
>>67303916
>Angela Hill is my fightfu
WTF Xin, she's literally a 11 year old black kid, heck, she could pass as my wife's son
Gentle reminder I'm undefeated.
>>67303986
Why does Travis allow this?
>>67303981
Legal in China.
>>67303986
Man she looks like someone told her her dad killed himself.
>>67304082
>she looks like someone told her her dad killed himself
>>67304022
he's honey dicking her, for sure, 100%
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115523
>>67304082
>Man she looks like someone told her her dad killed himself.
Jesus Christ.
>>67303671
i'd like to get a peek at her pisser
Neil Seery's UFC Rotterdamn vlogs
Mostly him fucking around at his workplace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfc6JWo0L0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy569r1pBhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCLkasPsNHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvNCO3PrQZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiELe3czIBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjbRxmwqp4E
>>67304151
w-why is she naked though?
i dont get it
>>67304082
>Man she looks like someone told her her dad killed himself.
he was so disappointed in her that he did it again
How will Hector Lombard do at MW? Is he better off at WW?
Why do blacks engage in such behaviors?
Picked these bad boys up today in Newport, OR for 2 bones each.
>>67304220
why are they in their underwear at a gas station?
inb4 niggers (yeah, apart from that)
I don't get why that little Irish manlet doesn't just ask for the fight at 155 instead of just giving diaz a free payday at 170 with a full camp now, but he's too busy panic tweeting fans
So stoked I got a new mattress! Was sleeping on an old rinky-dink one for way too long. Can't wait to catch some Zzzz's tonight!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7M6vRkutw/?taken-by=carlaesparza1
>>67304302
>lifts up a table like its made of styrofoam
>catches a flying metal chair with one arm
>tfw not strong enough to do either of those things
>>67304220
High test bitches are the best
>>67304532
I'm betting my life savings Cerrone wasn't expecting to be dominated by Neight.
Post a collection of Stockton slaps if you have them, senpai.
>Wake up Struve, it's all over
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7X136mtRg/
>>67304429
>waits til he locks legs to bother trying to slam him off
what a goof
>>67304532
you didn't post the finger goof
>>67304269
she ded
>>67304638
Lmao, fucking savage.
Can't believe Lawler and Condit are both considered legit when Nick punked both like this.
Any idea of when he's coming out of suspension?
>>67304723
>>67304727
His suspension ends in August
>>67304727
august goof. uncle dana should put him and his brother on the same card for max sheks
>>67303995
We're just waiting for you to surrender
>>67304750
>>67304759
So between 199 and at least September, nothing interesting will happen in the UFC.
:^)
>>67304773
Jesus Christ, I completely forgot how brutal this fight was. And one sided too.
somebody post that webm of the catfight in the parking lot where it zooms in on the girl's pussy at the end
>>67304857
kek, you've been asking for this alot eh bud? seems desperate desu
>>67304854
>>67304917
Both of them have such a weird fucking way of throwing punches.
Thanks for the webums, btw.
>>67304942
>>67304947
No problem, this one is gold
>>67304302
yo, she picked up that table and threw it like it was nothing. Then she fuckin catches a chair with one arm like its a ball. She is probably fighting off 5 black guys with ease.
>>67305029
Too dark to be a gorilla, I can't figure it out
I'm out of nick for now
>>67305201
Time for Nate?
>>67305034
Was literally about to ask for this.
>>67305236
Fuck yeah.
>>67305236
Unironically, Johnson would wreck McGreggah.
>>67305293
There's this bit after their exchange and the second Stockton slap where Conor tries to shrug it off and pretend he's not hurt so Neight doesn't chase after him.
Do you have that one?
>Both of my boys fighting and hating eachother
Life is suffering.
>>67304773
Does anyone remember when BJ got mad like a year later and lashed out at Nick on twitter over this fight? He posted a pic of them and said "look how much bigger you are, I thought you were gonna do martial arts"
Also does the Cainthebull video still exist where Nick and BJ are hugging? That shit always gives me powerful feels and I havent seen it in a while.
>>67305236
A thing of beauty
>>67305236
I loved that fight so much, nate totally schooled this dude and he wasn't even trying half the time kek
Gonna go to bed.
Leave webm requests, I'll check this when I wake up and post OC in whatever the active thread is.
Night /heem/
>>67304804
That head kick damn nick was good
>>67305419
>Pride
If you have some Shogun Rua putting some fools to sleep it'd be neat.
I hate Mauricio but he was an absolute beast in Pride.
Thanks ahead, Britbro.
>>67305419
good night anon, may you dream of heems
>>67305419
Shogun heeming Machida and making his head clatter off the canvas.
>>67305236
>d-don't give up Michael!
>don't give up!
>>67305419
Also, sweet heems.
>>67305419
>Mac
>>67303270
>no Senate or representation.
Literally just a country used for foreign surveillance.
>>67303300
this. excellent post lad
>>67299519
Aldo they brought this guy in to emulate conor?
No wonder he lost in 13 seconds
Reminder to boycott Reebok
So McGregor's going nuts on Twitter talking shit about Nate even though he got his ass handed to him.
He's raving like a lunatic now.
So how long before he heems himself permanently or just slinks away into poverty and obscurity?
Will you support him in his eventual GoFundMe page or buy his memorabilia such as reptilian skin shoes and chairs?
Will you be a true fan?
>>67302926
I grew up in Stockton holy shit what a depressing thug ass gangster city it was now its worst because it's filled with niggers glad I left
>>67305604
Aldo has great training partners not just in MMA. They flew in a kickboxer for the training.
Too bad Aldo went into Hue Mode and raged into that fist.
Fucking Pedreneiras whatever his name is coach shouldn't have egged on Aldo to get a one punch KO.
>>67305608
AdBlock Plus is nice, but I prefer uBlock Origin
>michael the cunt bisbong
>>67305721
Joseph seems like the biggest cuck in the whole UFC
>>67305608
>how to bond with my wifes son
kek
Reminder that Datsik is unironically married with children
http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2556663/Vyacheslav-Datsik-his-wife-and-kids-pics/?pc=58
Sleep tite, /heem/.
I throw a lot of bantz at you goofs, but you've made this nasty back injury I got a little lighter.
>>67305758
I can't even begin to imagine how crazy she must be too... that household must be a fun place.
>>67305736
this, you just know she's fucking bulls like ngannou and rumble, and who can blame her desu
>>67305766
Your posts aren't funny
>>67305766
>>67305841
I concur
Your only shot at redeeming yourself is posting your professional fights
>>67305766
post sherdog mr undefeated
Is it safe to state that Joe Rogan's urine is literally Transuranic waste?
>>67305791
I disagree. However, I do think that she's the "Alpha" in their relationship. He's her pretty little dress up doll to use, abuse, and refuse. I'm currently saving up money to fund a professional micro-expression reader to traverse her Instagram to properly profile her kinks and interests.
>>67303541
"It's really just up to him, whatever he wants to do. I think that 145 is...I know he can go back down and defend his title, no problem."
Click bait heading.
>>67305918
>All those supplements.
No wonder the dude can drink nothing but bull semen and kale shakes and still put on muscle.
Fucking purple manlet roidberry right there.
>>67302926
>not linking the stale thread
>>67305968
What would happen if he cut out all those supplements cold turkey?
>>67305929
good lad, make we can have a gofundme for this
>>67305956
i know, i used to get (You)'s
How long have Magny and Matt Brown been training together? Hoping that Magny learns some tips and tricks from Brown, becomes a next generation munster in the process.
>>67306006
https://youtu.be/CBncb56Z_xI?t=47
>>67304147
North-South is such a useless position without knees being legal from it. Askren landed a few in his last ONE FC fight and they looked nasty.
>>67305918
Isn't it funny how Rogan mocks vegans for their unnatural eating habits and needing supplementation when he's literally juicing his balls out of his brain with gas, snake oil, and vitamins?
Weekly Paige shilling post.
Full video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMsb0xMz9A
>>67304727
>Can't believe Lawler and Condit are both considered legit when Nick punked both like this.
>the french really are this retarded
>>67306985
Well he did at least KO robbie..I'd pick nick if they fought again.
Volume puncher vs brawler and tentative starter.
>>67306583
She's a good dancer. And probably earning more from that than her entire MMA career, past and present and future. That's just a guess, though.
fuck stockton edition?
i will heem op
>>67307391
"VanZant made a disclosed $24,000 for her UFC 191 submission of Alex Chambers this past September. She made a disclosed $40,000 to show in her main-event loss to Namajunas in December.
If past “Dancing with the Stars” contracts that have been released hold for this season, VanZant will make a base salary of $125,000 for the first two weeks, regardless of whether she’s eliminated or not. She would then make an additional $10,000 per week for Weeks 3 and 4; $15,000 for Week 5; $20,000 per week for Weeks 6 and 7; $30,000 per week for Weeks 8 and 9; and $50,000 per week for Weeks 10 and 11, which would have her in the finals. That could bring her total compensation for the show to $360,000 if past reported pay models for the stars hold true in Season 22."
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/geraldo-rivera-has-better-shot-to-win-dancing-with-the-stars-than-paige-vanzant
>>67307557
shit OP too
>>67307585
wow, awful. what a travesty
>>67304804
>>67304833
nick had so much thc in his system that one of the goofs said he would've been numbed by it and taken less damage from shots. topkek
>>67307975
Getting high and rolling is calming, getting absolutely fucking baked then going out there and swinging leather with one of the hardest hitting LWs in the sport at the time is insane.
>>67305097
that's beautiful
>>67305328
I love that last punch when conor has given up and Nate can sink the choke
>>67305993
please explain me this wemb
Good morning, heembros. Anything new? Still unhyped for the next event?
>>67308198
gday lad, nothing but twitter bants with mcgoobs really. I'm moderately hyped for arlovski/reem fight night
>>67308221
twitter feuds in general look very weak, it's for drama queens and beta males that can't fight irl. I stopped following after dana pulled him out from the card.
>>67308273
>drama queens and beta males that can't fight irl
the conor mcgregor supporter base
>>67308198
glass chin vs glass chin should be cool for the memes
otherwise we got to wait a bit for the more interesting stuff
How well does Hector Lombard do at 185? Should he have stayed at 170?
>>67304135
Self deprecating straw polls are silly, amigo, do you need a hug?
>>67304602
Does anyone else feel kinda bad for cerrone? he seems like a nice guy but ever since he spill his guts in that accident and had some of his intestines removed he can't take a body shot and his cardio is like 2 rounds long.
Do you think that's why he fights so much? because he knows his body is on a shorter clock than everyone else?
>>67308465
He is gonna rekt Hendo.
>>67308530
i fear for Hector's small size at MW
>>67308518
I dunno if its that, might be just his body type, matt brown has similar body type and he is susceptible to body shots too. With no IV and missing half your guts that is gonna affect him though.
>>67308577
The weak body is possibly unrelated but he definitely doesn't have a gas tank any more, poor dude.
>>67308465
Meh, at this point Hector is there to just fight for bigger paychecks. I don't see him getting anywhere near the top 5-3. Sure he has a chance, but I think post-USADA Lombard is going to wander the top 12.
>>67308631
he looked good and just as ripped fighting magny, he just got picked apart by a lank guy with good reach. Arguably could have been stopped in first Neal is a beast too
>>67308648
> he just got picked apart by a lank guy with good reach
The fuck? No he didn't. He gassed himself out hitting a guy turtling on the ground, then once gassed out, he dropped Magny again, but went for a leglock and gave up position and ate 100 shots under mount.
>>67308577
Matt Brown ruined his liver with drug abuse.
>>67308683
gassed and picked apart, again magny is a beast that took a fuckton of damage, i know i'm gonna get alot of shit for this but he's a lower level Jon Jones at WW cuts fuckton of weight and over sizes opponents
>>67308648
You're not wrong. If i remember correctly though, he dropped down to WW because he was way smaller than the rest of the pack at MW, no?
He can have pretty good fights though.
>>67308706
Anyone who gives you shit for that is dumb because body wise his is definitely the Jones of his division, just not at the same skill level competitively.
Holy fuck guys, Thiago Alves is dropping down to 155?! When the hell was this announced? Shit! I think he has some good fights there, but as far as being a contender, I think he passed that point.
Training footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBunsh-zWZQ
>>67308706
he is similar but definitely not as technically proficient. I also don't know his range off the top of my head but I assume it's not ridiculously longer than other ww's, so it would be harder to pull of the jbj style of just picking people apart and wearing them down.
Magny has a fantastic gas tank and chin though, and I think a lot of his fights were short notice/fill ins. I reckon he can be a star
>>67308706
> picked apart.
He won due to Lombard gassing and the ground and pound at the end of round 2.
He did not pick Lombard apart, he was getting smashed and took advantage of an opportunity when he got mount.
His reach played no part, Lombard walked right through it and almost ended the fight in the first 2 minutes.
Cardio won.
>>67308748
>>67308790
81 inch reach? holy fuk he is actually the Small Jon
>>67308706
lombard wasn't that bad, he just needs to work on his cardio, reach advantage wasn't that much of a factor.
>>67308814
yeah and not blowing his load in the first 90 seconds
>>67305157
boxing is tha best
So if bigfoot loses against Struve is he gonna get cut/retire? he has only won 1 out of his last 6 fights, he's done if he loses right?
>>67308785
I feel like there's no point in even going to lightweight, could produce some spicy banger fights though senpai
>>67308884
Bellator would probably snatch him up, but he really should call it quits. His heart may be in it, but the chin can't take it.
>>67308990
He should fight McGregor for one last fat paycheck.
Don't pretend like you wouldn't watch.
>>67308785
I like Thiago. No clue how he's making the weight. He was pretty big for the Condit fight. But that was in Brazil so know that he's post USADA the cut should be easy. I hope he was natty (unlikely) because he was in my top 20 boys.
>>67309012
Only if the co-main is Mighty Mouse vs Hunt.
>>67309038
,>mighty mouse will never main event
>>67309060
he will if the cruz fight happens.
>>67309060
>tfw now remember UFC 174
>>67309060
> ,>
>failed to green text
>about mighty mouse
this isn't funny, Hermann
>>67308884
nah UFC is hurting so bad for heavyweight fighters....
it's amazing they aren't offering 100K to show to any former NFL player who spends a year in a legit gym....
real NFL players, not schaub and fatt mitrione
guys who have started 16 games in a season
there are loads of former wrestlers in the NFL
>>67309204
>you'll never see JBJ get knocked the fuck out by either of his brothers in the cage
heem me now
>>67309204
mate, there is no money in fighting compared to nfl. and you get the shit beaten out of you. stop being dumb
>>67309133
I just woke up lad, I was fucked up going to bed
>>67309103
I just remembered UFC 186 the other day. What a card.
Cruz-Edgar superfight when Frankie knocks off Aldo and Conor
Wonderboy-Khabib superfight when they win their titles
DC-Werdum superfight for when they retain their titles
>>67309345
No superfights for Rockhold?
>>67309267
>mate, there is no money in fighting compared to nfl.
dude compared to the NFL minimum which a lot of guys are on, or practice squad contract....
also there are plenty of NFL guys who are out of the league after 4/5 year rookie contracts...
they are physically fit, just injured in the past and thus used goods, plus after 4/5 years you have to get paid more than rookie undrafted minimum
>>67309399
Rockhold vs depression when Chris "My boy" Weidman takes his belt back
>>67309399
>>67309399
>>67309399
ROCKHOLD VS NICK DIAZ AT UFC 209
>>67309576
Nate Diaz vs Conor McGregor II
Nick Diaz vs Gunnar Nelson
Gilbert Melendez vs Artem Lobov
Jake Shields vs Cathal Pendred
I've said it before but I'll say it again, this is the best lineup for UFC 209 and the true GOAT card, bigger than UFC 100 or 200
>>67309436
i think ufc shot themselves in the foot with all the strict testing. 6'5 300 pound dudes in their mid to late 30s need banned substances just to get out of bed in the morning
t. mandrama documentary watcher
>>67309682
It's a real shame, especially TRT being banned. TRT revitalized so many fighters, most famously Vitor - he truly reached a whole new evolution in his TRT era.
>>67309682
yeah totally
overeem before/after the testing is a completely different fighter
there is a reason NFL careers are short, it's partly because teams need guys who will play 16 games a season + playoffs
not 2 games, have their knee swell up for a week miss a game, then separated shoulder and limp through a week then knee swells up again
they used to drug them up and shoot them up with all kinds of shit and they'd be done by 30, like tendons/ligaments just ruined for life toradol is it? ruins ligaments/tendons anti inflammatory drug
there is a kyle turley documentary talking about it, and he's just like the most famous player but he's one of hundreds if not thousands treated the same way
in all honesty, pro boxing/mma training would be easy on these guys, they wouldn't have POS doctors trying to get them to limp through 16 games, they already have that mental NFL work ethic since high school
like I said though, UFC is lacking quality heavyweights, the champ is 38? all champion fights are 35+ year old dudes....
>>67309732
''trt'' vitor.
Vitor was on a lot more than just TRT, look at Chael he was on TRT and vitor still isn't clean he is still taking substances
>>67309820
>waiting for the blood cots
>>67309831
Bro Rogaine is on trt and a little more and look at rogan.
You don't get that superman look of vitor without being a roid superhero.
Also look at the IV bans, they weren't really bans on IV but harsher regulation on ''weight cutting products''
>>67309806
>the champ is 38?
Give hunto two more walk-off heems and we'll up that age a bit.
>>67309853
>Also look at the IV bans, they weren't really bans on IV but harsher regulation on ''weight cutting products''
yeah fluids and things that hide/flush out PED usage
>Bro Rogaine is on trt and a little more and look at rogan.
In the USA, and you may not know this, you simply go to your doctor, and depending on who the doctor is, you....as someone who's paying out of their own pocket somewhat for health care, you say "doc I feel tired, I am fat, I am this/that no sex drive" you get a test, just to get a test, and you get test prescribed...
that's it, I know people who had friends on TRT and they paid a premium, but their doctor watched them do the roids and it was great for them so...
anyways rogan shit talks all that natural stuff and is 48 almost 50 and looks 34
>>67309887
Rogan has been off TRT for a while though
>>67309899
And there were times he looked like a tomato
>>67309887
>is 48 almost 50 and looks 34
I wish it was possible to do this without having your head blow up in size
>>67309887
Dude I'm saying vitor was on a lot more than just ''trt''
He had elk dick as sausage for higher test.
>>67304421
>155
Literally why lel. 155 is both cut and Conor gets shit for moving the goals. 170 is both don't cut.
>>67309632
>tfw no bro
>>67309912
are you referring to HGH or him being a huge douche bag?
>his wife's ugly in the face
>>67309934
Yeah clearly vitor was on more than test, he was insanely roided up earlier on
I would bet he's had every single anabolic in his body that'e ever existed
So I guess Conor memed his way out of fighting Nate again huh?
Took him fair amount of time to realize he won't win.
me on the right
>>67309955
HGH
I wouldn't call him a douchebag, just a PT Barnum tier charlatan who says outrageous shit and gets paid for it
>>67310025
fair enough
just waiting for his skin to turn full white from the viruglio or w/e the fuck it is
>>67310022
You don't get to shitpost unless your country had GOAT MMA fighter.
>>67310022
Every time Steve Maxwell comes on JRE, he would harp about them eastern europeans and their amazing urban training because they are poor.
>>67310069
>russia claiming an -enko
fedor is ukrainian, you must be truly desperate :^)
>>67310075
it's just work ethic
arnold talks about it in his book, him and his buddies used to run around in the tal lifting all day
american piggus lift one time a day and that's it
the russians will lift all day, it's from communism and the training and sacrifice for the state type of work ethic where you work yourself to the bone and be happy to do so
Guys you've been fighting with each other for 3 days straight, make love not war.
Is nobody else hyped to see what the future holds?
We're at a transitional phase for the sport and bellator is looking better each event.
>>67310131
bellator should crush the UFC.....they have so many advantages, the jews just need to give the go ahead and they can just drown the UFC out with their money
http://www.ufc.com/media/on-the-fly-episode-1-stefan-struve-fight-night-rotterdam-2
on le fly
>>67310107
Well JBJ is African
>>67310262
Jon jones is whiter than my ass after winter
>>67310241
Was that a fucking mosquito they ate?
>>67310262
no one even mentioned jones except you faggot
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/28/11530956/first-ufc-womens-flyweight-bout-to-take-place-at-ufc-ottawa
>First UFC women's flyweight bout to take place at UFC Ottawa
dat face when the UFC is preparing itself for the Mackenzie era
>dat face when Mackenzieweight
dat pitying feel for all the booms that will think they've finally found a way to dodge Joanna and Honda only to find themselves in the Mackenzie division
>Abu Dhabi
oh boy
>>67310323
>ywn be that doggo
>>67310348
>what is ADCC
fake fight fan detected
>>67310348
So she had rich sheiks shit on her?
>>67310366
Something not going on right now
>>67310389
>he thinks ADCC is only the tournament
keep digging that hole, boy
>>67310400
You literally said it was the ADCC that was going on
It's not
Nice backtracking though
Sorry your fake wife is getting literally pooed on by Khabib and Magomed
>>67310419
that's not me I only Mackenziepost, you two idiots can bicker all you like
>>67310419
>this lack of reading comprehension
>>67310434
just shut up
>>67310438
>she's at the ADCC!!!!!
>>except it's not
>but it is you idiot reeeeeeeeee
be careful
>>67310445
>he still doesn't understand that ADCC isn't just the tournament
>>67310445
>>she's at the ADCC!!!!!
That's not what he said, and you know it.
>>67304947
its for speed. and generating a good amount of power from it, not a devastating amount but like %30-50, again and again and again, they are smart and patient.
>>67310441
there is no need to be upset, Anon
>>67310445
be careful
https://youtu.be/7heerd9dSZI
Is this the most autistic MMA compilation ever created?
>>67310457
>>67310456
>>what is ADCC
>this damage control
I don't think so, and I hope you will never mix ADCC and joke, be serious.
Abu Dhabi World Pro no = ADCC
>>67310488
yes extremely; at least of the ones I've seen
>>67310488
What the fuck, how did you even find this who the fuck was crazy enough to make this
>>67310488
I'm sure if you really tried you could find a bunch of turbo autist Conor videos
For those of you who train, do these things happen often? Do people call out "fake" black belts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQxh07br2lM
starts @2:07.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4Lq7Kv9yQ/
>Oнa ничeгo нe cдeлaeт гoвopил oн
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH
>>67309204
>100k for a years work
Anyone starting 16 games is making at least 6 times that.
>>67310520
the trick is to say that you have a black belt in slightly modified version of jiu jitsu, for example i am a black belt in street jitsu under Sensei Anton Edwards
>>67310520
>It's a fucking accident I don't double leg you and mount you and finish you bro.
kek You jj guys can't be serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MHpIqr06E
This squad of devout Islamic Dagestanis walk up to your oneitis in the bar to preach about the morals of the Quran and about being careful
What do you do?
>>67310582
Offer to pay the jizya and then attempt to leave.
Good morning /heem/. It is almost 4:45AM est. You know what that means! Time to power up your vitamix and start your day. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
>>67310582
smack the bitch for being in a mixed gender establishment that serves alcohol to boot. join their crew and use the power of Sharia to shut down the bar.
>>67310582
>...
>Yes, 911? Hi, hello, I'm being threatened by a gang of misfits and I need assistance... They are muslim... M-muslim m'am... Hello?
>>67310520
I'll know in 2 mins if you are a real black belt or not.
With JJ it's serious business. We earn out belts.
>>67310520
I never saw it happen when I trained in USA, then again the trainers were up front about where they came from and who trained them, was in a gym where a top 5 ranked boxer in his weight class trained who was also a world champ amateur kickboxer before becoming a boxer and a master of sport in russia, a carlos gracie black belt, a WBC/IBF champ and a guy who trains USA youth and has an amateur team that wins and fought in the same arena as mike tyson before some injury took his eye - so actual world level quality coaches
in Canada...you got BJJ black belts that don't have who they got their black belt under....wtf is that shit? It's like being a super bowl or stanley cup winning assistant coach, but not saying what team you played for and who's coaching staff you were on
loads of "boxing" coaches in Canada but none of them have any pro experience and if they do it's vid related
>https://youtu.be/kIZ040pwSN8
this fat old man has a daughter who's a "3 time national champion" except when you check that out on the official records website she's like C or D division champ, meaning 3rd or 4th tier, and she hasn't won anything in years as she's gotten older (better competition) she's also seemingly climbing up in weight class....he posted a photo of him eating $1 out of a bag noodles like, limpton "side kicks" type shit....
so this guy could easily get called out....but nobody gives a shit to do it, he's a danger to the community as he will let anyone spar with 0 training under their belt...
if you want to hear more stories check out bas rutten JRE they talk about it
>>67310602
good man
>>67310556
>Anyone starting 16 games is making at least 6 times that.
oh yeah dipshit? so they're making 1.2 million dollars and taking home 600k after taxes and agent taking his 3%?
and 100k a show, so maybe 3-4 fights a year under nevada state taxes
but you're just a retard who thinks every NFL player is a millionaire
be careful
http://youtu.be/iVlaN_Olf1s
http://youtu.be/iVlaN_Olf1s
http://youtu.be/iVlaN_Olf1s
>>67310615
>that video
Literally 85% of MMA fighters "box" this way. It literally shouldn't be allowed at all, but muh BJJ black belt skills. Look at Dustin Hazelett vs. Paul Daly, who besides Joe Silva thought that was a good idea?
>>67310666
>666
Y-yes sir.
>>67310676
what the fuck how bloated can egos get haha what a bunch of retards
>Khabib used to be my boy
>can't take his seriously now
Why did he have to be so typically Muslim?
show me a better more qt smile in all of mma
protib: you can't
>>67310696
Same here bro. Same here. Now I want him to get knocked out next time around. He's ISIS to me now.
USA!
USA!
USA!
Speaking of which, here's a link to the video. There is a clip of him fighting at 12:03 and then him praying later on.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-lone-wolf-attacks-russia-moscow-paris-attacks-suicide-bombers-gunmen-full-uncensored-youtube-english-translation/
![PDHROZLCXUBQOWY.20050523182344[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZiR5Nyn.jpg "PDHROZLCXUBQOWY.20050523182344[1]")
>>67310700
>Wake up, Joanna. It's all over.
>Wake up, Claudia. It's all over.
>Wake up, Miesha. It's all over.
>Wake up, Holly. It's all over.
>Wake up, Honda. It's all over.
>Wake up, Cyborg. It's all over.
>Wake up, Dominick. It's all over.
>Wake up, Mighty Mouse. It's all over.
>Wake up, TJ. It's all over.
>Wake up, Frankie. It's all over.
>Wake up, Aldo. It's all over.
>Wake up, Conor. It's all over.
>>67310749
>Mighty mouse
Fuck off
>>67310679
his pro debut was so fucking bad he was given his amateur status back lol....
like I went from training with legit coaches, amateurs and being able to watch pros, to having some fat 40 year old man being a big figure in boxing in Canada....
we got a gracie barra gym here, and a kickboxing gym that's good stuff, but the kickboxing gym has a BJJ guy who doesn't list who he got his black belt from or trained under....so....like why?
I just ask myself why? Why can't you just list who you trained under? Who gave you your damn black belt?
>>67304026
>>67304078
weak ass punches
imagine if he had some power
>>67310761
he'd gas out and his meme status would have never taken hold
fucking "power" fags. it's all about precision
SAY IT WITH ME
IM A REAL VEGAN
IM A REAL FITE FAN
>>67310615
Sounds a lot like Australia!
>>67305293
How do you look that sleepy after a 1-2 pillowfist from a Diaz brother? I thought you guys said Conor has a God-tier chin.
>>67310963
he does, against manlets.
>>67310582
I be careful.
I'm not mad, I'm just extremely disappointed, _______.
>>67310963
pillowfisters can chip away a chin, if they got accuracy
bisbong, diaz sisters, it is possible with wel timed and spotted patter and hard jabs to knock someone out.
though I do agree to the sentiment of manlets, ie lower weight classes not having much in the way of truly monstrous power.
as for the lawler/mcgreggor fight people thought could happen, lawler was a power puncher with shitty ground game at MW, mcgreggor was the same at FW. 40 lbs is alot, especially when you consider body size and fight weight. and the implications of chin comparison. (lawler's chin after facing what he has compared to the hardest mcgoobs got hit before diaz)
lawler at WW is lighter, more economical because less weight to haul around and fighters punch less hard and are weaker wrestlers, fighters in general are smaller
mcgreggor at WW has to carry around 25 lbs of additional weight, and strike. wrestlers and stronger and punches are alot harder, fighters in general are alot bigger.
so saying a 5'8" robbie lawler with robbie lawler trained for MW and WW technique would lose to 5'8" mcgreggor. but weight classes and meta exist for reasons, fighters are a product of their weight-classes and their talents.
so to say the same of a roop style flyweight jon jones would fight entirely different then LHW jones in a fight with DJ, due to becoming a mma fighter as a FLW
>>67310993
cain's exact words to dc while holding him after his loss
they will be hugging with joy after 200 though, due to their respective wins.
also if you don't ship cain and dc you aren't a real fite fan
>>67311059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XaYLHLsVBI
get real and follow the true bromance
>>67311070
I just don't like Luke ;(
It's a cute 3 man bromance though, Cain just orbiting around them stretching. AKA best gym
>>67311034
Go to sleep.
>>67311098
RE: Luke
Same here, something about him really rubs me the wrong way.
>>67311098
Watch every luke fight how DC hugs him, Cain too.
DC is just such a bro, he's had such a rough life and gives so much love and you have Jon Jones with the rich family and he's killing unborn kids and shit.
DC is just GOAT personality
>>67310676
Why they gotta start it off with autism every time
>>67311070
This reminds me of the time I went to my first muay thai class and I mistakenly showed up an advanced class. During the warm up part the coach says 2 minutes of shadow boxing, as we're running in a circle, and I start throwing random ass combinations and probably look like a fucking asshole while all these other people are throwing cleaner technique. I've never felt so much like a fucking waste of space than I did in that moment. It's by far the cringiest moment of my mother fucking life.
Feels bad man.
>>67311112
I concur, i'm a huge fan of dc. He doesn't care about making fun of himself or memeing unlike Jon. I don't hate Jon or anything just his fake media persona irks me
>>67311112
>Jon Jones with the rich family and he's killing unborn kids and shit.
I laughed too hard at this.
>>67311141
i've had the same experience when I was younger and went to a boxing gym for the first time. It wasn't an advanced class but we were doing circuits with running and shadowboxing and I was gassed in 2 mins and throwing like an autist
>>67311153
I mean it's like really, he's rich enough to hire people to kill his enemies he doesn't need to drive over his pregnant mistress.
>>67311155
At least I'm not the only one with such an experience.
Really if Jon is such a devout christian someone show me the verse in the Bible where it says ''Thou shalt snort big phat lines of coke off of hookers asses while thou child and wife art at home. Thou shalt beat your wife while your daughter watches thy. Thou shalt disrespect other people. Thou shalt shittalk fans on instagram. Thou shalt generally be a fucking cunt.''
Like really Jon, you get a fucking thing installed into your car by the state that they use to measure the alcohol in your breath so you switch to coke and driving?
So in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and taekwondo they don't show you one punch?
It's solely kicking & grappling?
>>67311202
never heard about spousal abuse?
>>67311213
Not over here, people are not to be beat like they are property.
>>67311202
Emancipation of a real niga
>>67311212
TKD and karate both have punches, just alot of schools removed them for bullshit reasons.
>>67311221
I'll heem the sensei of any karate school that doesn't teach punches
>>67311220
Please Jon is white as fuck, DC had his dad shot in his front yard eating fried chicken tell me DC ain't the realest nigga out there.
>>67311227
probably
I think Jones is a sociopath or something, its liked he has watched how people behave and imitates it. Its not something he can naturally produce.
>>67311221
I've never heard of a karate school that removed punches, most I know teach them and elbows just before kicks, but I only really know Kyokushin schools
>>67311302
People who do karate are gay
Am I the only one who didn't like Karate Kid because it was gay as FUCK
>Call me No press.Most press.
What does that mean?
>>67311312
Andy Hug was based as fuck, get rekt abdul.
>>67311312
Isn't the karate kid kung-fu? Even if it is karate it's not kyokushin, it's shotokan or something gay like that. Ruins the reputation for decent shit. Kyokushin is the full contact style where you actually get to heem people that Rutten and GSP did
>>67311283
That's how I felt about him too, ever since watching an interview with him around the time of his Versus headliner against The Janitor.
>>67311340
It means that if he does no press aka press conferences he will have done the most press just with his tweets.
>>67311355
Bro he's based but he likes the dick.
>>67311312
Semmy Schilt, Lyoto Machida, Andy Hug, Stephen Thompson, GSP, Kyoji Horuguchi, etc etc
Karate works, it's fact
>>67311376
But it looks creepy and weird, look at wonderboy people are calling him pedo
>>67311412
why is this?
I'm 25, am I too old if I'm planning to join boxing (or tkd, or karate, maybe kickboxing) this summer? I need to decompress after studying like a mofo.
>>67311427
I don't know it's the Nicknames people who do karate get, karate kid and wonderboy it's never a man or a grownup because it's so youthful and childlike.
It's missing the reality of death
>>67311428
never too old, just too old to likely have a career
>its a Rogan links popscience articles on his Twitter/Instagram to show wrong vegans are
AHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHH
>>67308785
He used to be my boy, but has been out and inconsistently fighting my love for him has died.
>>67311710
They had to glue his brain back together or something crazy like that.
>>67311587
dude plants can talk to each other bro, they dont need brains to think and have feelings
I really hope Rogan has a stroke. Not enough to kill him but enough to leave him a half paralyzed potato muthafucker.
are you fucking kidding me that this new meme guy's name is "nigga new"
>>67311804
It'll be hard to believe that Mike Goldberg would be the one with a stable head on his shoulders.
>That's right, Joe, virtually identical.
>>67311813
NIGGA-NO
>>67311813
And now that we finally lost track of the ngannou meme, the Canadian cuck mentioned it so the murrifucks tyrones can bring it back and take it to a whole new level. Brought to you by (You)
>>67310637
>but you're a retard who thinks every NFL player is a millionaire
If they're starting every game then they most definitely are. At least wealthy enough that sitting out a year to trane MMA isn't a lucrative option
>>67311832
Quick, post mma-related hotties!
>>67311832
Oh damn I forgot about him
>>67311832
you're talking about new nigga right
>>67304291
wash day.
Conors embedded record is for the 189 world tour, not actually fight week. Rousey has the highest fight week embedded record for UFC 190, with McGregor a close second for 196
>>67311034
Dial back the autism just a little bit, bro.
>>67312092
That's a more useless information than knowing my countries GDP.
Is stim season kicking in now? I've seen too many manic multi-stanzad posts from the degernerate generals.
>>67312159
I think it shows a certain hypocrisy in bragging about holding an embedded record for a press conference yet saying you don't need to do press conferences at the same time.
>>67312236
I don't think Conor was on top of his debate classes in high school, like this guy>>67312188
>>67312243
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.
>>67312265
Tbh he can just eat a bun with sausage for breakfast
VINCE MCMAHON VS LORENZO FERTITTA
SANCTIONED BY THE NSAC.
5 ROUNDS NON-TITLE FIGHT.
WHO WINS?
WHAT ARE THE VEGAS ODDS FOR BOTH OF THEM?
ARE YOU ANNOYED BY CAPITAL LETTERS?
>>67312336
Joder
>>67312302
4 buns and 4 sausages you mean. and 1 desert
>>67312354
I like going for a run when waking up before eating breakfast and I like having my breakfast full of carbs to have fuel till noon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlaN_Olf1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlaN_Olf1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlaN_Olf1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlaN_Olf1s
OUR BOY IS BACK
Calderwood is super qt. Hope she beats frenchie
p4p best female voice in mma
>>67312370
Running on empty stomach seems really hard to me.
>>67312437
It is but it's great weight control
>>67312446
I know, I went from 66 to 57 kg by running, wouldn't have take that long if I could run on empty stomach.
>>67312454
you're a small fella. height?
>>67312454
kek those are women weights, what's up with that.
Who is she fighting next?
>>67312454
>66 to 57 kg
hope you're a manlet because that ain't healthy
>>67312459
She's so pretty when she is not trying but when she is trying to be pretty she just gets so ugly.
She needs to be herself
>>67312466
>>67312457
>>67312455
I'm a manlet, brother. 5'4''
>>67312459
torres maybe?
>>67312473
Don't worry about it man, the best p4p is 5'3
>>67312454
Take some ALCAR to help covert fat to energy.
>>67312490
jon jones is 6'4
>>67312510
He's not Mighty Mouse
Jones Jones is p4p best nascar driver
>>67312516
Is there any one left in flyweight for MM or someone's coming down from 135 next?
>>67312533
He still has 3 more fights I think before he has cleared the entire divison once some people 3 or 2 times even
>>67312533
faber and conor
>>67312533
Another Joseph rematch, maybe one or both of Scoggins and Ben if they get into top 10, then probably Formiga whom he hasn't fought or Horiguchi rematch. That should be enough to beat Silva's title defenses record, after that it's Cruz superfight.
>>67312533
he won't ask to go to 135 either, if they tell him Hey you've got Cruz in a superfight at 135 he'll take it but I really don't think he will actively seek out fights at 135. Especially before he beats anderson's title defence record
>>67312533
John "Fatty Boombalatty" Lineker
>>67312473
>5'4''
why bother working out/training?
>>67312638
Someone has to go and take that p4p spot from demetrious johnson and it seems like you won't be the one constantly behind your mc d food dispensary eating literal shit
>>67312473
But that is pretty OK for Indonesia, isn't it?
>>67312638
>5'4''
why bother breathing
>>67312638
are you dissing Joe Rogan?
>>67312473
keep doing you man
>>67312663
rogan is an awful MMA commentator
>>67312638
>>67312661
>Bullying manlets
real alpha males.
Look I wish all of you guys would be the p4p of your division but not all of you can be since some of you unlucky motherfuckers will be in my division
>>67312473
>tfw 5'5"
>tfw no longer the shortest guy in /heem/
Lol manlet
>>67312735
That's really short for an American tho.
>>67312748
T-thanks
>>67312753
Not insulting you tho, we manlets need to stick together.
>>67312772
Maybe I can sit on your shoulders and we can get a really big coat. Then we'll be like a real human bean.
>>67312788
>>67312772
>>67312753
>>67312748
>>67312735
When will you learn?
What is the limit for manlet-status ? 6' ?
>>67312809
Stop being rude to our smaller friends they are just as big a part of the community as we all are.
>>67312473
you will cuck mm one day bangbro, no worries yeh? I PREDICT DEEZ TINGZ
>>67312788
kek
What's next for Conor?
>>67312810
yeah, everything below is manlet
>>67312810
6 feet and at least 200 pounds (in shape)
>>67305419
not a webm request, but can you upload the entire stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski from ufc 110 to streamable or something?
been wanting to rewatch that fight for a while and cant find it anywhere
>>67312810
5'10
>t. 5'10
>>67312828
nate, fronk and aldo won't be ready by 201 or 202
>>67312832
In ball shape for americans, Dada1000 hearattacks
>>67312838
http://www.ufc.tv/video/krzysztof-soszynski-vs-stephan-bonnar-ufc-110
>>67312829
>>67312832
>>67312844
5'9" here, joining the manlet team
>>67312820
>big
pun intended?
>>67312844
why won't nate be ready? for vacation?
>>67312850
As a manlet, I don't like it when averaged sized people pretend they are manlets. Check your privilege. I literally don't remember the last time I saw a male shorter than I am.
The only size that matters is dick size the rest is literally whatever.
>>67312724
So let's fight?
Or you will try to live up to your country's status and be a cuck by refusing?
I challange any man in my country's proximity, no matter their experience, no matter their weight, to fight a 5'8 manlet like me.
>>67312883
>He believes this
>>67312888
Bro I'm 185 cm and 85 kg lean natty, I could kill you with a kick to your body.
Not even a strong one just a front kick
>>67312604
>Another Joseph rematch
lmao
>>67312883
girls don't see your dick first, they see your height.
>>67312903
Are you and Vietnam private friends?
Or why do you have those prepared every time he posts
>>67312912
Gotta wear something more revealing then
Apparently average Indonesian male height is ~5'2 (158cm)
http://escholarship.org/uc/item/6mh9r0hm#page-10
>>67312901
Already making excuses?
>>67312604
S M O L K A
>>67312931
Fuck you kid I won't bother
Constantly with the mandrama
>>67312929
Indonesia is a meme lad, he is from Bangladesh
>>67312901
>>67312931
Book for heem 1?
>tfw Edgestonia pulled out
FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
https://twitter.com/KailinCurran/status/724715104017600513
why is she QT? :3
>>67312967
Roid raged into an early death :(
Heem FC really needs a drug testing policy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE8T8VZICES/
>>67312849
>http://www.ufc.tv/video/krzysztof-soszynski-vs-stephan-bonnar-ufc-110
nice bro, what are your fightpass details so i can watch it?
>>67312987
>Implying anyone on this thread does not have Fite Pass
WHAT DO YOU THINK ? THAT WE ARE GOOFS ?
>>67312987
Thanks but how can I support the UFC?
60 bucks for a ppv is quite hefty isn't it?
>>67312994
You have poor taste.
>>67313014
shut up
>>67313012
Fight kits, fight pass, ufc themed jewelry, hotdog branders etc... There are hundreds of ways to support the UFC.
>>67313029
Thanks uncle dana.
>>67313007
That's illegal.
>>67313025
thanks lad
>>67312987
I pay three dollar for ghetto cable that gives me 70 channels including sony espn. does that count?
>>67312996
>>67313024
>Those eyes
He's been through some shit
>>67312940
You're such a cuck
You have height and weight over me, and still you are afraid? You're not a fighter.
Lithcuck I'm calling you out. You vs me, ultimate surrender rules.
>>67313059
Fuck you estonia you're not going to get me into a wolf card.
People just like you because of your looks and flashiness nobody cares about your fighting.
>>67313051
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BE8T8VZICES/
She should be practicing her skills off her back, she's going to need them.
>>67313074
HEEM FC cannot support that gay shit
We won't promote that
>>67313051
claudia better bulldozer her over in the 1st and choke skellator out
>>67313077
>implying she doesn't already have elite TDD
>>67313051
glad she's practicing her gnp, its looked like shit in the past
>>67313098
Not sure it will be of any help against Gadelha tho
>>67312468
this is pretty accurate. I always thought she was at her cutest at the post-fight presser after Rose beat she shit out of her
New Jack Slack video, on Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdWPgBR6zGM
>>67313059
Would you risk your own life/wallet and come here to fight?
I literally tap you with an arm triangle in 20 secs
>>67313183
>linking hack slack
So, let's talk Jon Jones.
I've been thinking about it lately and I'm not sure if we can outright call him any sort of bad person.
I don't like him one bit, but upon reflection my marks against him are basically silly choices he makes in his private life and using dirty tactics in a sport he dominates in. For all I know he could be a perfectly nice guy apart from those things, like a good friend or something like that.
I don't watch a lot of his interviews or anything so I don't have much to go on, does anyone else have more insight?
>>67313231
He cheats on his wife and has instagram posts of him at the club at 3 am when he has a toddler daughter and a wife at home
>>67313231
define "bad person"
He is kind of a sociopath, but that isn't a surprise, so many athletes are, especially athletes that know that are the greatest or one of the greatest at their own sport.
>>67313231
He hit someone with his car then ran from the scene
This is above "silly choice" senpai
Honestly my thing with Jones is just that I feel like he is just a retard with physical advantages and then he pushes guys to the edge of the octagon cagehumps them till they gas and then he memes out on them, that's not a way of fighting.
If he went hw you'd see how good he really is.
>>67313299
Well, he beat Gustaffson who is very similar to him.
It was a close fight, but if there was a 6th round i don't see how Gustaffson would have survived, he was gassed and getting elbowed to fuck.
>>67313333
I don't know man I feel like in another universe where gus got as much push as other stars he'd be GOAT
You can tell me whatever you want I see gus winning the jones fight every single time, I mean fuck even Jones tried to go for a desperation eyepokes in the 5th round to make something happen for himself.
Gus is just so unlucky
Who /bum knee/ here?
I fucked my shit up doing boxing when i was a kid, it never really recovered.
Every time i shadowbox or even drive my shit hurts like crazy
>>67313438
Here
Multiple surgery on both
>>67312987
im not subscribing to BT just for ufc
>>67313458
What kind of reconstruction you had and in what tendon or ligament?
>>67313299
>he is just a retard
I think he's got one of the best fight IQs in MMA right now, and you're simplifying his style significantly.
>>67313389
based Miguel does it again
>>67313495
I don't know, I really don't see how he has great technique maybe he has GOAT vision
>>67312850
who's the king? tallest or shortest?
>>67312860
i meant fronk and aldo wont be ready for 201 or 202 la, since they will be on 200. nate will be ready, i fucked up the formatting ayy.
dana saying that the nate fight is off the table is complete bullshit. unless he puts conor against minimendes or some shit
>>67313494
I don't remember exactly, it was years ago, but basically the kneecaps were too loose, so they tightened it by moving a little bit the head of the tibia iirc
>>67313551
/r/ing The Many Faces of Arlovski
>>67312987
who /fightpass but stream everything else/ here?
as long as you have based fp, you are not a goof. if you don't have fightpass, be careful
>>67313559
That sounds like a really heavy opiate overdose immediately after.
>>67313088
Seems to me that the more Claudia doesn't budge from all of the "intimidation" she's throwing at her the more Joanna gets frustrated. She's trying too hard to win the mental war, but I think she's just trying to convince herself that she didn't lose the first fight. I don't usually pick Brazilians, but in this case I'm going with Claudia. Moreover, Claudia has more ways of winning and although Joanna is extremely good at what she does, I think if Claudia mixes it up she can fluster Joanna.
Pick: Claudia
>>67313587
is that abraham lincoln' brother on the left
>>67313244
>...and a wife at home.
She knows what she's married to, she's not stupid. She wants that marriage to secure that Jones ppv alimony.
Why no push for Albu?
>>67313389
You're fired until you apologize and donate some money to a charity(no, not a stripper named Charity) that works to prevent what you just insulted, goof.
>>67313587
>>67313720
Is this real?
Who is your least favorite fighter? I'll start: Paige Vanzant
>>67313551
GOAT companion right there.
>pic related will be a sad day for Arlovski
>>67313758
did a cop shoot that guys dog?
>>67313749
Connor McGregor
>>67313784
He died of smoke inhalation.
http://www.examiner.com/article/devastated-man-grieving-over-death-of-his-dog-shows-emotional-bond-of-our-pets
pretty sad bro.
>implying Luke Rockhold wasn't on the gas
Before
>>67313884
looks exactly the same
>>67313884
Now
His entire body including his face is completely different lol
confirmed on the gas
>>67313900
He's like 31 years old, he's getting that old man face
fucking manlets when will they learn
>>67313900
bald my shit up
>>67313903
that old man hair, too.
i'm feelin stronk today
>>67313932
Plus getting hit in the face kinda deforms it in age
>>67313933
Hola Gertrudis. Any heems lately?
idk why its so farfetched to think, everyone was on something pre-usada, it's not normal to have that much of a change in your face as you age, he looks like he is getting post use benefits as he gets older
even your boy The Chris was on them, so was Silva, everyone was.
>>67313749
None of them, weirdo.
>>67313947
Rockhold doesn't look all that different also being on the gas makes you keep youthful looks that's why people take it to keep that young man body and physique
It ages you on the inside though, enlarges your heart and shit
>>67313959
okay, maybe I am wrong
if so, he looks fucking amazing for his age, someone copy that mans genetics and store them in a cryogenic freezer
>>67313900
Balding hit him hard, damn.
>>67313959
TRT is literally the fountain of youth you goof
>>67313884
>>67313900
different angle goof
>>67313971
He's 31 so he's not that old but honestly some people are just the genetic ,01% and will never be reachable by normal people I feel like Rockhold is one of those because he is so lean naturally he can gain mass and lose a lot of fat and not be unhealthy.
>>67313959
>It ages you on the inside though, enlarges your heart and shit
nope
that depends entirely on the dose, with a good low dosage its perfectly safe
>>67313991
Bro you'll get everyone on /heem/ cruising
>>67314001
There is literally no reason not to be if you're not competing in anything that is drug tested. Improves every facet of your life.
>>67313944
I've been heeming myself since last week. Exams kick off on the 23rd of this very month.
Vector isometries and """basic""" physics as we speak, Gertrude.
YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME? I HAVE 3 EXAMS THE WEEK AFTER 199
FUCK
>>67314035
Dat dere natty card tho
>>67314045
"Natty" is a myth.
>>67314051
Jon is that you?
>>67313944
don't use me or my picture ever again
>>67314066
Thank you.
>>67314043
I remember being terrible at isometries. Have fun!
>>67313024
I'm shook lads
>>67314075
That photo is my OC
I shopped it
Me
>>67313024
Versing a Diaz wouldn't be fun
>>67314107
1 0 0
0 cosα -sinα
0 sinα cosα
so much love
>>67313024
id tap right there lads
>>67313900
>>67313947
>>67313971
Don't even bother arguing, foreigns think only brazilians do PEDs
>>67313706
be careful
Where's the new thread?
>>67314145
I mean really?
Tito ortiz is a prime example of a roider, overeem and every single pride fighter was on roids.
Rockhold though? I mean you're basically picking a natty guy and when we say he isn't on the juice you're claiming some fucked up shit that we hate brazillians I like big butts.
Fresh
>>67314186
>>67314183
I just memeing t bh
Rockhold and Weidman both are/were heavily of some type of PEDs, there is so much evidence for it.
>>67314201
some type of PEDs?
>>67314137
H S h C A t
Oho aha oao
Soh cah toa
S C T
I started and my pride wouldnt let me quit
>>67310749
Literally all wrong
