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>Khabib gets scared of a serval
https://youtu.be/-_8voqeNHb0
>MMADIGEST UPDATE
https://youtu.be/mSMP0JkWYLs
that's pretty early. First for GSP
ngannou
>>67289438
isn't khabib vs alvarez main eventing the las vegas fn?
>>67289605
Alvarez vs RDA
This goof zoo can't even keep his autistic list up to date
>>67289605
Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
Didn't think to change it lel
I'll change it now, it'll be there next thread if I make it
Which fighters got rekt by USADA? I'll start us off with an easy one
/ngannou/
>>67289605
Alvarez is fighting RdA next dummy.
Alright lads, so who you got for Overeem vs Arlovski: The Battle of the Glass Chins?
I feel like Reem just has the edge overall, both in the clinch and at distance, but I feel that Andrei's right could easily change the fight if it lands flush.
>>67289731
Arlovski will also have Jackson and wink in his corner so they can give him tips on Reems tenedencies.
>>67289665
>>67289675
>>67289709
fuck thats what i meant oops, dun goof'd lads
>>67289731
struve and big foot is more glass lad
>>67289731
Anything that lands flush will end a fight.
Overeem wins if he kicks a lot.
>>67289949
I see overeem either winning a UD via jabrun, or getting in the clinch and folding arlovski with knees
>Mfw reading Conor's tweets
Is he officially shook? Officially too scared to even meet eye to eye with Nate at a presser.
https://mobile.twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/727236396012961792/video/1
>>67290110
I think he's getting clipped if he tries to get close for a clinch. He can't really take an uppercut from Arlovski with his glass chin.
>>67290376
It's an interesting fight for sure, I'm pretty excited for it desu
Just read Conor's recent tweets
Is Conor going crazy?
>>67290664
He's mad he wont be getting that UFC 200 money
>>67290664
Yes.
He gambled with his 10 mil and lost. He's not getting it again since Edgar or Aldo won't be as much of a draw.
>>67290664
he was doing so well up until RDA pulled out.
FUCK YOU RDA ;_;
>>67290148
Diaz brothers are so based
>>67290664
look the bright side no more irish posters
>>67290664
instead of going forward from bargaining towards acceptance he's going backwards to denial kek
>>67290664
4 BREAKFASTS AND A DESSERT
MINIMUM
>>67291677
>>67291747
oh shit
forgot this was happening
good on the foxes
>>67291677
RARE FLAG
>>67290995
RDA would've murked him so bad though he wouldn't be able to use this "muh energy" excuse because he would've been dominated in the first as well.
>>67291581
He's still in anger right now
The bargaining won't be publicized
The depression will be him tweeting about retirement more
>>67291847
kek
>>67290664
He lost an $10 mill because of his ego
I would lose my shit too.
>>67291847
lel
>>67292045
Fajita sure is good at twisting the knife when it's in by reporting things like that
>>67290995
RDA would have whipped him. Would have been even more humiliating.
>>67290215
hes a big guy, how the fuck does he make 155 with being this cut already?
who /lifelong/ here?
>>67291747
>>67291677
>>67292415
>soccer
>ever
>>67292771
Since the Man Utd game lad, so proud of the boys
>>67292771
/lifelong/ since 10 minutes ago lad
WE DID IT
LESTER ARE CHAMPIONS
>>67292883
>literally sweden yes
wew
>>67289842
i hate mark hunt
DILLY DING
I
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L
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D
O
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>soccer gets a sticky
IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEE
>>67293546
UFC 190 got a sticky for no good reason
>>67293546
/heem/ always gets the short end of the stick
leicester winning the league is like if cm punk became the middleweight champion
>>67293751
>no good reason
ONCE
IN
A
LIFETIME
>>67293751
What was 190 already ?
>>67289731
I'm worried about Reem getting undisciplined defensively without Greg Jackson in his corner
>>67293546
we'll probably get one for 200, this is like if the eagles or 76'er won the ship in american terms next year
>>67293994
please don't compare MMA to a game where you kick around a ball on a massive field and pretend to be fouled literally every time there is anything close to contact
So when does Maia get a decent contender fight? He lost to Rory McDonald over 2 years ago in a fight of the night and has been fed cans ever since, up to Matt Brown now. Who will my boy get if he beats Brown?
>>67294106
>196ers
>>67294221
Nah, just shitty memory
>>67294209
BE LESS BANGED M8
>>67294269
It was Bethe vs. Ronda in Brazil, the card itself was awful and full of TUF fights no one cared about. Dont even know why I sat through it.
>>67294209
i was comparing the situations not the sports
for example: leicester winning the league is like you ever getting laid HAHAHAHAHAH
>>67294212
isn't he like 40 and off roids now?
>>67294381
hahahahahah
he chatted shit and you banged him m8
>>67294374
THAT got a sticky ???
wtf
>>67294496
hahahahah he's probably a spurs fan lelelelelelle
When Sage gets murdered before he can tap I will try and stifle a giggle.
i kind of respect dana for being enough of a boss to blow conor the fuck out. he scarificed millions of dollars just to make mcgoober a little whipped pussy bitch like the rest of the ufc roster
who /MAGA/ here
>>67294381
haha lad
>>67294603
murdered?
Was Schaub actually a good fighter? Why does he have a career?
>>67294209
>>67294381
>chat shit
>dont get banged
haha
>>67294603
how the fuck does he keep such a low bfp through the whole year? thats some dedication there haha
>>67294403
38 and I don't know if he was on roids, he didn't look like it, or wasn't ever that aggressive in his fighting style. He's on a 4 fight win streak at the moment, 5 if he beats Brown, surely he's gotta have a go at maybe like the winner of Hendricks/Gastelum or some other higher up contender fight after this.
>>67294603
U telling me there is another Northcutt on the loose?
>>67294611
Tbf he didn't have much choice. However much he loses on this fight has to be less than if he backs down to Conor and everyone starts making demands
>>67294833
>Getting banged this hard
Fucking CRINGE for you lad
YEEEEAH MOTHERFUCKER, JUST BACK FROM BEATING THIS FELLA 2 WEIGHT DIVISIONS LOWER THAN ME, DUDE GOT WHAT WAS COMING.
>>67293078
which part of lester are u from m8?
>>67290148
>You and your gym bros will never walk around like this
I have two or three guys I've been training with for the past 7 years with me and I'm already certain that we can clean house at pretty much every place we go.
Imagine how those guys must feel.
>>67295087
t. Conor McGregor after all his FW fights
Miesha a cute
>>67295180
dem tittehs tho
Srsly, without those implants, she would be the undisputed and uncontested future 125lbs champ
>>67295150
>b-but he cuts weight!
lad will you be able to find a flaw in your logic on your own?
>>67295193
He was searching for Gastelum bro, chill
>>67290148
sausage fest desu
>>67295193
>amerideletes
>>67295277
lol who the fuck r u talking to
DAILY REMINDER VARDY WOULD DESTROY ANYONE IN THE UFC
>>67292315
>>67291930
>People are this retarded about RDA
He's a Brazilian in the post-USADA era. I'm actually surprised he's kept it together for so long.
Khabib will decimate him (again) and Conor would've deleted his chin. RDA is weak, you amateurs.
>>67295319
classy
>>67295042
I don't get it, what does this have to do with Maia?
Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor Conor
UFC 200 Conor Nate Diaz
Conor
Dana Conor
>tfw this close to filter France
>>67295180
>that hideous big nose being blacked out
i wish claudia would kick her ass
>>67294136
really? shit, good for them foxes then
Waterboy-era Rory punched so fucking hard whenever he threw ground£.
What happened?
>>67294106
Ronda vs Betchy
>>67295387
USADA
what does heem mean??
>>67295087
Nate fights at Lightweight, retardo
>>67295340
not him but this is the usada website. they upload how many times they test fighters.
http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
>>67295087
Conor is a natural welterweight who cuts 30 lbs to bully 5'6" men then call himself the GOAT. Most people cut weight to the division right below them, the paddy coward goes all the way down to 145 looking like a skelly
>>67295379
Do it faggot. I could heem you at any time AND I'm ranked higher on the p4p list.
Sit the fuck down.
>>67295436
High energy exciting matchups
>>67295456
Why is that some of them have been tested 4-5 times while others only once?
Did the testers find something strange?
>>67295436
heem everyone even myself
>>67295379
>getting worked by based france
get a dog bro
Alone with himself, stripped of memes, does Conor REALLY think he can beat Nate?
>>67295456
Ah okay, well Maia has only been tested once this year so I guess he's fine right?
>>67295551
It's """ random"""
>>67295591
He was on his way to winning.
I mean, before he lost, of course.
>>67295474
>Implying you wouldn't give up after the first punch is thrown
>>67295591
He can if he point fights for 5 rounds, but if he gets taken down then it's over.
>>67295678
Post your Sherdog, nerd. Nut up or shut up. Fight or perish.
Dog.
>>67295500
bruh everyone has their own version of what it means
>>67295551
from fighters i looked up
you get tested more:
-the higher on the card
-the more active you are
-the more suspicious you are ie if you got caught before etc
>vitor got tested 11 times
>conair 13
>sage 4
>robbie lawler 7
>tom lawlor 1
>>67295732
How many times has Roy Nelson been tested? That physique is suspect.
>>67295717
>Post your Sherdog
I don't think we've seen yours
>>67295790
4 times this year
>>67295790
4 this year
>>67294551
we were in the Honda Heyday lad, when even casual casuals who've never watching a fight in their lives were cheering STRONK GRRL and wearing Housey shirts
it was a time when Rogaine was wondering out loud if there could ever be a star as dominant, as spectacular, as once ever in the history of the known universe, as Housey
a time when people were legitimately arguing Honda v. Mayweather fight results
god bless Holm
>>67295797
I told you nerds already I'd be posting it at UFC 200.
Plus, it's been posted already by someone else. I just didn't own up to it. Yet.
Crumpet loving motherfucker.
>tfw Claudia will never hold me in her big arms and tell me it'll all be okay
>>67295885
>Implying you're the guy that beat Nigganou
>>67295929
JUST
>>67295332
In a post USADA world RDA looked the same and dusted Cerrone in a minute. Conor is journeyman tier at LW and would've been completely BTFO. He gave Nate the clinch like 20 seconds into their fight, what would happen if RDA (who's a much stronger than n8) grabbed him in a clinch? Conor would've been drowning in grappling and getting wrecked by RDA.
Khabib couldn't finish a weekend warrior inside a round.
>>67295885
cisse? ngannou?
TELL US WHO YOU ARE!
>>67295939
hes 10-1, uncle dana is a cuck for keeping this potential bull away
>>67295929
I have the same physique as her, and I'm an overweight dude lol
>Kid Yamamoto Vs. Chris Beal
Welp, time for another asian to get heemed.
>>67296007
he's major against tha yeh
put some respek on his name
>>67296140
I bet you have better tits.
>>67295939
Will you people quit it, I'm not black.
>>67295899
Here's the deal. You get to penetrate Claudia's roid puss, but at any given moment she can have a fit of rage and rip your cock off by tightening up her vaginal muscles.
Would you do it?
>>67296007
That's because Cerrone is a bum who loses the will to fight mid fight. Why do people keep pretending that beating Cerrone, OR N8 for that matter (who has a double digit loss record) is something big?
Unless N8 proves he's better than ever before in the coming year, beating the potato paddy will be the biggest accomplishment of his career.
I hate Kebab. I really do, he's my #1 P4P anti-boy of all time. But he would demolish RDA at any given time.
>>67296125
July the 9th after DC wins by split decision.
Damn even women are telling conor to shut his yap.
>>67296218
my sides
>Call me No press.Most press.
>>67296171
>Would you do it?
In a heartbeat
>>67296218
kek BTFO
>>67296218
literally who
>>67296244
He's a dingus losing after a coke binge weekend, but he's right. Nigga literally has been making headlines ever since his "retirement" bullshit.
>>67296254
You're a braver man than I am, Anon. Respek.
>>67296306
189er pls
>>67296334
I can't think of a better way to die rn
>>67296171
n8 has been fighting top 10 guys since he first got to the UFC. Conor has been fighting bums his whole life before getting to the UFC and fighting tailor made match ups until he went up against Mendes.
Conor vs n8 at LW goes even worse for Conor. RDA could easily out grapple Conor and pressure him till he broke.
Cerrone was on a massive winning streak beating some of the best in the division. He's a top 5 LW so beating him as quickly as RDA did was impressive. Beating n8 who is also a main stay in the LW rankings is impressive. Dominating the previous champ so bad he's lost all confidence and lost against fucking barboza is impressive.
Khabib looked rusty in his return. That being said I'm fairly certain Eddie is going to get a meme win over RDA unless RDA folds him with a body kick.
>>67296334
He's grasping for straws and trying to take the company hostage. Dana and Lorenzo weren't having any of it, now he's mad. He wasn't anyone 3 years ago.
>>67296661
BIG
>>67296449
He beat Holloway and Aldo in style, pulled through the match with a pure wrestler like Mendes and dominated his division. You're not shitting on DJ or JJ for doing exactly what he's doing, in fact, no one is for some reason.
I know why N8 withstood Conor's punches, because he was barely connecting and when he was, he was hitting a fucking Diaz who are notoriously hard to knock out (IIRC N8's only been TKO'd once). RDA doesn't have a Diaz chin, if Goober connects, it's over. RDA would have to rely on BJJ to get a win over McGoober and we both know the pasty fuck will do his best to avoid it.
Plus, Cerrone is to his division what Mendes is to his. A perpetual top 5 guy who will never truly achieve greatness. Also pls anon, don't speak of Pettis post-USADA like he's some fucking machine, the dude was a sham and I'm glad he got exposed.
>Khabib looked rusty
Still, he crushed a can like it was no biggie. Trust me, there's no one I want to see exposed and silenced more than Khabib at this point, but he's the current GOAT of his division. I'd literally take a bow to RDA if he managed to beat him later this year.
>>67296503
Yeah, but the paddy is somebody now. I've had some time to think this through today and they really fucked us all over with their petty power struggle. Both of them are retarded. Dana and Goober.
https://twitter.com/VenezuelanVixen/status/727180215353413632
look at how mad she made these guys
>>67296765
>Pena is on the 200 card and Conir isn't
>>67296449
>Eddie is going to get a meme win over RDA
Eddie "I'm the new Cathal Pendred" isn't gonna meme his way past RDA
If you had to choose which would you rather take: a headkick from Vitor or an H-Bomb from Hendo?
>>67295929
>geeeetting strrrrrongggerrr!
Holly really did a number on her.
>>67296760
Contractually speaking, Dana is 100% in the right though.
>>67296726
BEN
>>67296765
is it still called white knighting when you're defending a guy from a one liner from a girl?
>>67296921
Rousey has a glass psyche. Miesha needs to fuck with her as much as she can.
>>67296894
Rumble's overhand right
>>67297053
>hey ronda, how's it hanging
>>67296934
Right, but if anyone deserved some "leeway" it would be Goober for making the company so much money in such a short time. Dana is losing sight of what's important, having fighters who can fight AND promote a fight like Goober does are a rare commodity.
Same with Honda, she'd crush a can here and there and promote the fuck out of the fights on her name alone.
And I remember Sonnen and his infamous shit talking. Fighters like those are rare, most of them are too brain damaged or don't even speak English to hype a fight.
>>67296894
I'd take a powerbomb from Rampage Jackson, thank you very much. I hate both Belfort and Hendo.
>You've seen him on the salads now see him on the steaks yeh xD
>I-i-i came in too heavy, next time I'll be lighter and faster you wait and see
B R O K E N
>>67297104
>Happy father's day to all the dads out there
>>67296760
>He was barely connecting
lmao kid watch those punches again in slow mo, goober beat the shit out of Diaz, it's just that Diaz has an unrivaled chin in his division and it's probably easier to knock a heavyweight than him
>>67297180
You watch it again. Goober's reach fucked him over, N8's superior reach and chin kept him from harm's way.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLEEDING?
A fly could land on a Diaz brother's eyebrow and cut him.
Sit down, Greece 2.0.
>>67297061
um excuse me that wasn''t one of the options???
>>67296171
reveal now you fucking goof, /heem/ demands it
>>67297266
It's not even about the bleeding, Conor hit him hard and clean several times, stop treating me like some casual, Makelele. Although I agree the damage he did to Diaz wasn't that great as most people think due to the bleeding.
>>67297180
>oober beat the shit out of Diaz, it's just that Diaz has an unrivaled chin in his division and it's probably easier to knock a heavyweight than him
you also need to consider that Diaz is never really out of position and very good at rolling with the punches, which takes a ton of power away from them
Leave Wonderboy to me
>>67297352
Seriously senpai, rewatch the fight, in slow mo they show that N8 barely turn up his defense mode on.
Not to mention McGoober tried several meme kicks thinking he'll hit a guy who's like a head taller than him. I feel so sorry for Conair because he was my boy, but he borked too hard at the wrong G8.
>Thinking he will knock out a Diaz
>>67297332
God damn, can't you be patient? It's just 2 more months.
>>67297437
Also this.
>>67297180
>Conor was winning until he wasn't
>>67297501
C-conor will be back y-yeh
>>67297053
Can you imagine what it would do to her if Meisha armbarred her? Legit think she'd permaheem herself desu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114308
>>67297618
I'm honestly hoping for a trilogy.
But as of now I really don't see any way Conair could beat N8. It's a terrible match up against a guy both bigger and stronger than you that literally shits all over your fighting style.
>>67297661
I'd orgasm. I usually watch at women's fights as piss breaks but holy shit I would mark so hard for Miesha.
It still amazes me that DC has managed to stay at the top in such a stacked division as LHW. Hoping he does well in the rematch against Jones.
>>67295880
>it was a time when Rogaine was wondering out loud if there could ever be a star as dominant, as spectacular, as once ever in the history of the known universe, as Housey
The sheer ecstasy of watching Honda get knocked THE FUCK out in one of the worst brutalizings in the history of women's MMA will go unequalled for me. Nothing will match it. Conor getting slapped around by Diaz and getting choked out was close. But watching Ronda's fat stupid head bounce off the canvas was as close to believing in God as I have ever come.
>>67294718
>Brazilian trying to fit in as a second class friend with the gringos
Get off this general Rafael
I'm pretty sure Tyson Fury could beat any heavyweight in the UFC.
>I'm gonna bounce yer head off the c-c-anvas
>mfw normal
>>67296760
He beat Holloway when Holloway was a prospect struggling to get into the top 10, Aldo post USADA (you seem to think that matters), beat Mendes (only grappler he went up against) when he was in the middle of his camp imploding (no ludwig, easy to see the impact, his movement and angle cutting we saw against Aldo was gone) on 2 weeks notice and was handling goobz before he gassed (he gassed because of body kicks, but it's ironic considering goobz is using that excuse now).
You are right in that Nate's rolling with the punches/most of them barely whiffing him are why he "took" so many but RDA wouldn't let that happen. RDA doesn't respect power, he cuts the cage then leaps in with power shots not to land just them but get the clinch (if they circle out in time he cuts them off with a body shot) to stop the counter (which is why he takes like no damage), Nate did this against goobz 20 seconds in RDA would've handled him on the ground and goobz would've been gassed out after the first.
Pettis was exposed not by USADA but by his shit defensive grappling. Guida showed the guide to beat him years ago and RDA stuck to it but also schooled his ass on the feet.
Khabib wasn't landing on the feet and was actually eating a few shots before the TDD. His striking has always been suspect but it looked worse than it ever has. I also wonder what round 4 Khabib looks like, since he always slows significantly in the 3rd sometimes even the 2nd.
>>67297501
no, just fucking do it already pls. I'm like 50 percent sure your the guy who beat ngannou
>>67296218
>she deleted it
Did the UFC tell her not to shit talk Conor or something?
>>67297853
watch randy couture vs james toney
>>67297853
He would get gogo choked in the first minute
Reminder that Michael Bisping unironically beat Anderson Silva even after being in the wrong end of a cheap shot (a fucking flying knee).
>>67297899
She probably got tired of her notifications being blown up by fuccbois defending the paddy
>>67294603
Does Sage still have AIDs or has he been cured?
>>67297986
He left the hospital recently
https://twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/727241196582658053
what did he mean by this?
>>67297986
he thanked everyone for their prayers
>>67298085
>first comment is a buttmad conor dickrider
What is heems opinion on this?
http://youtu.be/Flj_FgV7duQ
>ngannou will never have your wifes son
>>67298096
>tfw sage thanked me for my prayers
Who wins the rematch?
>>67298211
Edgar, easily.
>>67298211
baldo
>>67298211
LEI
LEISTER
LEICESTER
LEISTER
LEI
LEI
LEISTER
LEICESTER
LEISTER
LEI
>Can't do a press conference because need to train
>Spends all day shitposting in twitter like a butthurt schoolgirl
Can we all agree that Conor is mentally broken and probably isn't comintg back
>>67297881
C'mon lad, why are you trying to cut Conor's victories so short? Basically everyone DJ faced was a can, he had a division created for him after Dominick dominated him, Jon Jones is a division beneath of what his actual division is. Most of anyone's victories can be put under scrutiny. Someday someone will beat Khabib and people will be like "Well, so what, Khabib only beat bums anyway".
Plus, the USADA thing basically wiped the Brazilian champions off the map. Werdum and RDA are the only ones left by some miracle.
Doesn't really matter if RDA respects power or not, N8 certainly doesn't but he has a good reason not to, he was only TKO'd once and rocked once more in his entire career. RDA has been KTFO by a guy with a double digit record loss, which doesn't bode well for his ability against a guy who's 17 out of 19 wins have been by KO. People are underestimating Goober's KO power just because it didn't work on Diaz. Which is silly because nothing of the sort would work on the Diaz bros.
>Pettis
Well, I kept telling people he was shit long before he was even a champion. He was always my anti-boy and losing to someone like Guida (it's been something close to 10 years and I STILL don't get that fucking guy and how he scored victories against big names while at the same time having 16 losses) made it clear he wasn't gonna last without the roids.
>Khabib
>Standing and trading
It's like expecting Mendes to become an expert on high kicks, it's not his speciality. He probably has good stamina for championship rounds though, the Avar fuck is on good condition.
>Making me root for RDA against Khabib
Also,
>This exchange with an Aussie has been the most constructive conversation I've had on the topic of MMA in years
Hope more cunts like you come around.
>>67297889
I'm not black, fuck.
>>67298211
Edgar will whip that ass
>>67298256
He trained so hard he got the fight cancelled. Amazing. New record right there.
>>67298164
what a cuck
what is order 66 btw?
>>67298256
>Say he's the best promoter in the fight game
>Loses
>All of a sudden pressers are what were holding him back
Is really that fucking hard to type out "Nate" you fucking weirdos?
>>67298347
>He will never laugh like this again
Why live, bros?
>>67298402
Neight.
>>67298374
>what is order 66 btw?
It's some kind of raid in the fitness community idk by who exactly, but there's this short stubby youtube guy who lifts and spends his time criticizing other channels and when he calls for an order 66, his pudgy little followers go ahead and spam a video to death. Pretty much /b/ on youtube.
>>67298270
>im not black
post sherdog
>werdum and rda miracle
werdum still hasn't fought under usada and rda punk'd cerrone
So now that Conor's an embarrassment who do you guys think is the next big thang?
>>67298496
I could punk Cerrone.
>I'm not even joking, I'm confident I'd heem him in the second round
Make it happen.
>>67298270
People would talk to you if you didn't come off as an idiot who started watching mma just for Conor. As shown by dumb statements like
> RDA has been KTFO by a guy with a double digit record loss, which doesn't bode well for his ability against a guy who's 17 out of 19 wins have been by KO
>I STILL don't get that fucking guy and how he scored victories against big names while at the same time having 16 losses
It's almost like you are just reading records off Wikipedia pages and don't understand anything about fighting or have even watched half e fighter you are talking about. Almost...
>>67298470
>https://youtu.be/OOGSkIUX6D4
ayy lmao
>>67298530
>i could heem cerrone
I thought you were a 185er
Post
Sherdog
>>67298532
>That one Americuck in league with the Swede who will simply not get off my dick
>STILL projecting how you're a 189er
Adopt a trip so I can recognize your gazelle little ass and shake you better from now on.
>>67298585
That was my first time ever responding to one of your shitposts (this is my second). I'm pointing out what is obvious. No need to be defensive. Just try actually watching a fight once in a while.
>>67295087
>>67295457
while conor was insulting nate at the press conferences nate was needling conor with the truth - nate trains with world class fighters and conor beats up midgets.
>>67298577
UFC 200, c'mon senpai, it's just a little more.
It'd be a catchweight bout. I could drop to 170 no probs to catch that little twat Cerrone and prove he's a bum.
>>67298662
>Being this shook you have to pretend you didn't get heem'd by me before
S H O O K
Canadians have the french shitposting gene.
>>67298164
>i took it like a man, man
you think the big guy can pass usada testing?
When is CM Punk fighting?
>>67298700
>needs to pretend I'm some guy he talked to before so he doesn't feel BTFO
Lol
>>67298712
Lol he was trembling and shaking like a little boy
>>67298760
>Being this fucking shook by someone on /heem/ you have to adopt a new identity
I got your number, pal. You're a scared little gazelle.
>>67298700
>i heem'd you haha xDDDDD
fuck off, post sherdog page or fuck off.
why wait? for what purpose???
>>67298790
You're unironically delusional.
>>67298700
>catchweight bout
>at a weight that is a division
>>67297739
Nate probably isn't stronger than Conor though lmao, the reach is fucking Goobz up. Conor will forever be my boy, no matter what, he is my inspiration in life and he changed my bum life tbqph.
Reminder to donate to Jordan Parsons
is zunox kill?
for no reason at all
Why isn't Nate fighting Lawler?
Alright this is getting out of hand, suddenly the place is swarming with conor nuthuggers.
I've made my statement Dana and Conor are in this together and I believe it strongly they will try to cheat Nate out of this fight.
That being said there is nothing else to be said about this anymore fuck all of that mandrama, this is fucking fighting so I only care about fighting.
>>67298798
To be sure. I'm fighting on July and afterwards I'll probably retire depending on how it goes.
>>67298799
"No u".
>>67298813
Will you cunts quit harping at every little typo and mistake.
>>67298878
Careful lad, displaying anything that isn't absolute contempt for McGoober on this board is usually seen as fishing for (You)'s.
>>67298931
Why?
>>67299004
He doesn't want to
>>67298700
>170
>catchweight
>im a fighter goys
Kek
>>67299065
fuck u goof, post it now
Why do you edgarcucks think beggar has a chance at beating aldo an mcgregor ? Beggar is in for another ud loss, maybe even a finish by aldo. Aldo with that look in his eyes going to keep beggar from getting a red panty night. Maybe we get another funny tantrum from beggar too.
>>67299108
Quit harping, friend. It was an honest typo.
>>67299145
No idea. Prime Edgar was the one who beat the living shit out BJ Penn 3 times, not this guy who's barely aware of what's going on around him.
>>67299065
>"no u"
Except i know who I am and therefore I know that you're wrong. You just think something that isn't true. Hence you being delusional here. Glad we are on the same page now lol
>>67299182
>This kind of fucking responses
>>67299172
>2014
>prime BJ penn
Lmao
>>67298787
watching the video again, the guy getting slapped seems like a tard, is he???
>>67299068
He is a young guy who fights for Bellator and was supposed to fight next week. Was in a hit and run accident last night, now is in a critical condition in a coma with his right leg apparently amputated. Obviously it will be very difficult for him/his family to pay for his medical bills given his pay as a fighter. Very sad desu, really hope he pulls through.
>>67299244
>this goof
can you read???
>getting so worked by based france that you can't even see straight
kek
>>67299239
A GARBAGEMAN
>>67299256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-KTFpHRs4
>>67299244
BJ Penn was always shit. Fuck you if you disagree.
Plus, I was talking about prime Edgar, not BJ. Fucking nerd.
>>67299256
He is, and he's an online tough guy, so watching him getting schooled irl by based Rich Piana was hilarious.
>>67299256
He is not autism bro.
But really, he has mental disabilities and there is drama around that whole incident because of it. Rick piano basically bullied an autistic man child into letting him get slapped around.
>>67299339
Alright france you need to fucking chill the fuck out now, why are you always going off like that BJ Penn is an animals nothing more nothing less.
France always going off like a rocket.
>>67299374
>There is drama cause an internet tough guy got his comeuppance
>>67299408
He is literally autistic. Rich did not handle it appropriately at all.
>>67292739
Because the body carries a huge amount of water that isn't in fat cells.
>>67299402
I really, really, really, REALLY hate BJ Penn. He was my perennial anti-boy before such a concept was even set in motion by the gears of Universal Determinism. The fact that he NEVER, EVER, EVER beat GSP only makes it sweeter.
C'mon Germany, I know you have an anti-boy who you fervently hate. Who is he?
>>67299442
>Wanting retards to have a free pass.
Nope.
>>67299481
That's not what I said.
Jonas Bilharinho got heemed this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAffPHln0Mg
>>67299336
wew
>>67299342
>that fucking juicehead goof
>based
kys
>>67299408
>appropriate comeuppance against an autistic smaller man child is to beat him up
fuck off
>>67299442
So? How's that Rich's problem, that dude's been messing with his social media and his business online, being autistic isn't a free pass to be a dick to people.
>>67299459
Honestly put in anyone who calls himself an ''athlete'' before they call themselves fighters, if you fight for points and not to fight then you're not a fighter and my anti-boy.
I just can't stomach it and wrestlers also try to do it in jujitsu competitions they go there and wrestlefuck people for points so it's not like it's just an mma thing but single martial arts getting infested by the wrestling parasite
>>67299557
Do you consider Dominick Cruz a point fighter?
>>67295457
All people riding conneers nutsack need to read this twenty times
He's always going to be a shit fighter with his memetraining and now he's caught between ducking Edgar and ducking diaz.
If Edgar beats aldo mcgoobs golden boy status is effectively revoked
>>67299555
Coercing a mentally handicapped person into a physical confrontation in order to publicly humiliate them is not ever the right thing to do.
>>67299525
>Autist defending a fellow autist
Why do I get the feeling you post on /asp/?
>>67295703
He doesn't have the gas tank to point fight 3 rounds. He's a swinger.
>>67299555
there is such things as laws my roidhead friend.
the little goof is on the same level as some tweener kid, go fys
>>67295457
(you)
>>67299592
I don't know I could see it against Takeya Mizugaki he's not a straight up bitch, he's a real fighter kinda inside there I wish he would show it more often you know go to war.
His win vs TJ he also got a split decision so let's not pretend like he is doing it and winning by a landslide he's still in reach of the greater fighters so he's not even that great of a wrestlefucker. Like if you do it at least be great at it.
>>67299635
He went 3 rounds with Holloway, he was winning the boxing exchanges with Nate till he got caught with the left cross. I'm not making any excuses for him, but I think he could meme himself to a UD
>>67299616
you wanna slapbox?
>>67296218
I hate the dumb as rock fighters that do this. Conor is literally the only hope any MMA fighter has at getting a decent paycheck one day
top kek
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4y_4rJG4e/
roidhead juicehead gassed up kaants btfo
i dont follow these goofs but i hope based aussie banana man makes a vid on this
>>67299724
Split decision MAX but never a UD
PS: Nate is horrible compared to Nick the real deal Diaz.
Nick is thousands of times better than Nate, Nick arguably won vs GSP he's a true champion Nick had the strikeforce titles like Luke Rockhold.
Nick is the real deal, Nate is good and I like him too but compared to Nick Nate is nothing watch some of Nicks old fights before he got banned he was in his prime and suddenly gets banned we got robbed of so many Nick Diaz fights it's sad.
>>67299748
You would go down after the first exchange
>>67299557
I get what you're saying. I'm not trying to imply anything here, so don't get me wrong right off the bat thinking I'm being a mean cunt or whatever. If I'm being a mean cunt I'll say so from the get go.
I started watching this as a kid, back in the Pride days and before the Forrest Griffin vs Stephan Bonnar fight. It took me something close to 5 years (keep in mind I was already training at this point) to understand the whole "I fight for points" guys. I'd find technical fights boring as fuck and was only looking into slobberknockers or otherwise I'd be bored.
You'll either be permabored by that kind of stuff or have it grow on you with time. I could watch a 5 round wrestlefuck match these days and be fine with it.
>>67299592
Be very careful, friend. Dominick Cruz is my top tier boy.
>>67299793
>1-3 in his last 3 fights with his only win being against a washed up lw
kek
>>67299724
No he doesn't senpai if Mcgregor fights more reserved the second time, it'll be even worse for him, he need to go just bleed mode first round and go for the KO
>>67299765
>>67299765
>s-s-top making fun of the autist
>Face to face he cant say shit and is literally shaking and trembling
>h-he hits like a bitch to save face
>>67299838
Cmon man he had a good showing he fought his fight
>>67299814
I like it for the technique as well but I can't handle the lack of heart and willingness to fight.
>>67299839
>he need to go just bleed mode first round and go for the KO
Which is precisely what he did last time and it didn't work then
hello /heem/,
I've been reading this thread and I don't like the tone of some of these posts, so I'm here to remind you, be careful, be very careful /heem/
regards,
khabib
>>67299864
You're better than a literal retarded man child. Congrats.
>>67299724
I love McGoober more than I love Neight, but if he goes to championship rounds with a guy with N8's stamina he'll get decimated.
Literally his only hope is to score a KO, which seems to be pretty impossible against a Diaz. Paddy will never defeat N8, I fear.
>>67299901
You mean people like Mayweather? I get what you mean, the guys who always keep it safe.
I get it now, Germany.
>>67299947
>I love McGoober more than I love Neight, but if he goes to championship rounds with a guy with N8's stamina he'll get decimated.
>Literally his only hope is to score a KO, which seems to be pretty impossible against a Diaz. Paddy will never defeat N8, I fear.
pretty much this, good post france
>>67299924
>Which is precisely what he did last time and it didn't work then
He lost the first round?
>>67299947
>I love McGoober
>people side with dana and say conair should go to the conf
>conair and nate apparently sucks
>whole thread talking about it in depth, couple of posts discussing 198
>city of dana
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67299995
Respek on France's name.
>>67300003
I wish I could collect a sample of Rogan's blood. The amount of drugs, roids and eggs you'd find would flabbergast any doctor.
I'm talking about Rockhold and some guys are making Khabeeb careful now memes.
Machida got broken by Rockhold
>>67300076
Who?
>>67300076
Will Machida ever fight again?
>>67300076
>Rashad Evans just won the championship against MAH BOY Forrest Griffin
>Fighting Machida
>First time in UFC history both champion and challenger will be undefeated entering the bout
>Rooting for Machida so hard
>He heems the FUCK out of Rashad
>Think "Holy fuck this guy will never be defeated, respek, respek, respek"
>Fastforward to 2016, he's a joke
>>67300130
Probably not
>>67300118
I'm talking about Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov, the guy is 23-0 gotta give him respect.
Also I think Machida will drop another divison kek
>>67300169
I know Khabib and machida of course, who is the other guy?
>>67300191
You motherfucker he's a champion, he's the best around.
He beat the shit out of Weidman and Machida.
>>67300217
never heard of him
>>67297824
>mexican't
>fanny-flustered about the Don
wew lad no shit
>>67300244
fuck you
Don't fuck with me I'll heem every in here
>>67300261
The wall would keep mexicans inside US since more mexicans are leaving US than coming in since forever.
Nobody wants to live in a 3rd world country.
>They have water outages in certain regions and no mandatory school for kids
>>67300217
Doesn't ring a bell, sorry.
>>67300275
Langsam Ahmed, wir sind alle freunde hier
Has Albert Tumenov ever fought a competent wrestler?
>>67300261
Post USADA / post Silva / post 7-1 / post Aldo Brazilians are so chill.
>>67300371
Luke Rockhold is an all time great soon enough he'll be in the hall of fame and I can see him winning against jones.
Remember him
>>67300417
We share the same opinion, Luke is a talented guy.Would love seeing him heem Jones.
>>67300417
>>67300484
>50 seconds into that fight 8 eyepokes occurred
I dare you to find me someone who is more the Frank Trigg of his time than Jon Jones.
>>67300275
you're getting emotional hans, sorry i never heard of this goof, luke you say huh??
>>67300534
careful now
>>67300316
>Nobody wants to live in a 3rd world country.
Ironic comment considering where you live.
>>67300417
Rockhold is great, don't really see him beating Jones though. JBJ just seems to have an advantage everywhere. He's bigger, heavier, has way more reach, he's slightly younger, probably has better cardio, wrestling and striking is probably better (though not massively so). Rockhold might have better BJJ, but otherwise I don't see anywhere he has the edge.
It'd be a competitive fight and I wouldn't discount Rockhold, but Jones is the favourite for sure.
>>67300261
>monkey gets called out on his pathetic search of yankee approval
>unironically replies with a modified version of 'umad'
are you born this retarded or does it come with the import tax, Wanderlei?
>>67300577
You mean one of the richest countries in the EU?
Leaders in technology and engineering?
We've got mandatory schooling and great healthcare, our citizens have nothing to worry about and can live a wonderful life and fullfill their dreams.
Tell me you like seeing stuff like flint and detroit not having any water so they can't even shit or piss in their toilets that's depressing man.
Having a toilet and basic human dignity is every childs and humans right mate.
>>67300603
Mexico on the other hand, is always annoying as fuck.
You'd think they accomplished more to be this arrogant, but nope. Rape babies of Moorish rape babies.
>>67300527
Mike Kyle
The Suarez of MMA
>>67300685
>dont have anything to worry about
>800,000 refugees incoming
The only right a human has is to their first breathe. Everything after that is a privilege.
>>67300703
>French
>Calling others moors
Explosive post pham
>>67300685
Chill out ahmed.
>>67300753
You think you can get into U.S. for a bit?
Maybe fight some american posters
>>67300706
>It's a Macedonia knows of football even though they are literally irrelevant in that department
You've honestly impressed me today all day, Macedonia. Respek.
>>67300753
We still have White people left in France. Something like 90% White, somehow.
Mexico was never White. Why do you pollute /heem/ with your presence? Cejudo got BTFO.
Reminder to boycott Reebok
>>67300568
be careful
>>67300810
>We still have White people left in France. Something like 90% White, somehow.
90% white, 100% cucked
>Why do you pollute /heem/ with your presence? Cejudo got BTFO.
the nation whose only good fighters are literally meme blacks
>>67300815
WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK REEBOK
>>67300810
>Something like 90%
u wot m8 ? This is not even close
and I'm not even from Paris, where the percentage is even lower
>>67300857
Nate doesn't even identify himself as one of you Cholos, he's most certainly ashamed of his Hispanic blood.
>Mexico
>White
That's all you'll ever get from me, you little border hopping bum.
>>67300810
Cejudo is a US olympian he ain't mexican senpai we've been over this with Cain
Inb4 Mexico posts his cock size graph
>>67300810
>>67300914
Yair the flying meme Rodriguez is a Mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283Wn1KcTwc
>>67300857
do... do you actually think Ovince St Preux was french because of his name?
>>67300901
I'm talking about the nation wide population. Look it up.
Of course Paris is a shit hole, it's always been one. So has London, Stockholm, Oslo. Capitals usually take the hardest hits from these animals.
>>67300914
Didn't you hear his titantron? He's one of those "US BELONGS TO MEJICO" """"""""""""""""""""""""""Americans""""""""""""""""""""""".
Mickey Mouse put him in his place.
Take a lot of energy to do a press conference, yeh!
>>67300975
He could have been talking about cheick, ngannou, or lapilus.
>>67300938
>le americutlets xDDDDD
>>67300907
>he thinks that because i posted a Diaz reaction picture i'm pretending he's from Mexico
Posting the mexican GOAT, name one (1) French fighter as.
>meme
>exciting
as based Yair
And, as opposed to you my North African friend, i have literally zero (0) necessity of saying 'muh skin' on a Beninese prepping bull board, blown the fuck out, like Paris.
>>67301045
wow dude you're edgy
>>67301073
>wow dude you're edgy
Says the islamist
>>67300685
>Having a toilet and basic human dignity is every childs and humans right mate.
>the right of the people to have a toilet shall not be infringed.
not seeing this in our list of god given rights. mate.
light heavyweights, be careful, be very careful
>>67301045
>Yair
>A meme kicker who will never make it far
Sit the fuck down, Cejudo.
>It's literally YET ANOTHER South American country that's 100% useless and wouldn't make a difference if it disappeared from the face of the Earth RIGHT NOW being shaken by Europe
Sit down, criminal.
>Being this edgy on /heem/
Wew lad.
>>67300985
You know as well as me that ethnic stats are forbidden and therefore whatever you can find is most probably inaccurate
But m8, I've lived almost my whole life in Nantes, which is not especially known for migrants or muslims or anything like that, and there's no way it's 90% white. More like 60 or 65 tops.
>>67300603
>get's call out on bla bla bla
by (You)? lol, it doesn't work like that, saying this is like /threading your own post
>posts smug face to imply being chill, while clearly mad as fuck
lol, you have to go back, Pedro.
post your favorite dana tweets lads
>>67300857
I remember watching that interview and chuckling to myself "Oh Nate, you so crazy, they'd never let you fight Conor and he'd probably kill you if you ever did."
And then it happened and derailed the UFC for a solid two months.
>u mad?
>no urmad
>no u mad?
>srsly u mad bro?
>no ur mad
>>67301125
>A meme kicker who will never make it far
Already further than any French 'MMA fighter', blown the fuck out number 2, or should i call it Brusell's attacks.
>Implying Mexico is in South America
Nice first world 'education' right there Pierre
>>67301134
>Rupertison da Cuckao still posting modified 'umads'
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/The_Diaz_Brothers_Punk_The_Sh_t_Out_Of_TMZ_Reporters/10127907
kek
Dana white is a goof
>>67301130
Not in France though. We run background checks like we're the fucking NSA and we're allowed to display the race when talking about statistics (especially criminal ones, the kind that allow us to know that 70% of the criminals in France are Arabs).
I'm serious, check the Demographic sources. No one was more surprised than me to find out that Frances is still, as of early this year, 90% White, but it's there. It probably won't last long, but eh. Sure, maybe we can nudge it down to 85% considering the amount of people who are of dodgy origin, but that's still a surprising amount.
>>67301190
Eh, it's Mexico. What do you expect? You guys are literally about to build a wall to keep those lazy wetbacks out.
>>67301165
be careful
>>67301218
>We run background checks like we're the fucking NSA
I'm calling bullshit on this one, French background checks literally sounds like Mexican intellectual.
This argument doesn't even matter because all you motherfuckers are on the gas
#carbthefuckup
>>67301205
>Already further than any French 'MMA fighter'
Don't even start talking shit about Niggannou or Duquesnoy, who'll both be UFC champs by the end of 2017
>>67301218
>Not in France though
Yes they are. What the fuck are you even talking about ? If you're trolling, at least try to be convincing
>>67301205
>>67301190
You are like a little baby.
>>67301294
U mad bro?
>>67301298
what the fuck is dana doing
>>67301308
Nah, I quoted your post so babby Pedro reads it for educational value.
Are Miesha
>>67301337
educating the fucking goofs on twitter
>>67301337
He's heeming goofs.
>>67301373
That's fucking illegal
what will mcgoober's excuse be when he loses again now that inefficient with my energy is gone?
>>67301205
>Already further
He's nowhere. He's a minor league kid who will never get out of where he is.
>Mexico being this insanely dense
Did I shake you on other threads and now you're trying to flex on me, son? Sit the fuck down, you're literally a 3rd world country riddled with drug smuglers and gardeners.
Anything bellow the US is a filthy South American hellhole. Chances are that if you speak Spanish and you're not from Spain, you're cancer.
Which you seem to be.
>Lesnar
Lmao, that WBC obsession.
>>67301265
>Let me tell you about your country
t. 3rd world country, Mexico.
>>67301292
Literally use Google to find that 70% of the people incarcerated in France have an immigrant origin, for example. We keep tabs on race, we're not fucking Sweden.
>>67301337
Goofs need to be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly.
>>67301292
>He unironically roots for Ngannou
He's literally a meme black who has had two wins against some bar bouncers and struggled more than he should've in his last one.
The only place where he's knwon is in heem so everyone can make cuck posts
>>67301422
oh shit
Also what happened to Luke Thomas he used to be young and good looking
>>67301411
>Claims he'll just say muh skin to me
>Literally baited into further butthurt
French background check that butthole m9, I think I dug in too deep.
>Takes pride on his ignorance
I'm sorry but Americans invented this, don't 'swagger jacker' them,Rashad.
>Manolos
>Not cancer
Hmmmm
>>67301411
>We keep tabs on race
Where do you fin them then ? Because we do not. The stats we get are extremely vague, shit like "from an algerian father" or "identifies as black". Which tells nothing about race btw
>>67301425
We're joking and memeing, but HW is so thin that could very well happen
>>67301368
brehs...
Someone explain
>>67301464
He started taking creating and left humanity behind.
>>67301563
kek
>>67301533
Take the shitposting down a notch, my aryan brother.
>>67301464
Luke decided to get on the gas for 2016 and is now a thicc-ass-fukk wrecking ball of a man. A lot of the mass he tacked on went right to his face, which aged him significantly.
Luke now has less than 4 years to live.
>>67301600
He was ranting about how every time he talks about soccer, there are yuropeans that mentions him to tell him it's called football
Luke Thomas is such a Conor nuthugger, he makes stories about fighters being paid for promotion and shit like that
>>67301533
>I'M JUST B8TING GUYS, LMAO, YOU FELL FOR IT
Holy shit, fucking shook. You didn't even put up a fight like Sweden did, just fucking destroyed. Literally heem'd the fuck out of sight. Go grab your chin, Pedro, I'm sure we'll manage to glue it back on.
>>67301545
If you give me like an hour to get home I can give you some websites. That is, if you can read French, which I assume you can.
Of course the official narrative is a bit shady when it comes to the actual figures since by the third generation of immigrants it's kinda hard to tell them apart (especially those who adopted French surnames, which you'd be surprised to see as a common occurrence), but I'm optimistic about the 85% number.
>>67301617
Stop bullying him, Brazil. I already S H O O K him hard enough. Give him a chance to recover.
>>67301648
Ariel sucked the youth out of him, Ariel still looks 20 years old
>>67301600
He is stating a fact. Americans will always call it soccer.
>>67301682
Just filter him like I just did Pierre.
>>67301666
>sport revolves around a soccer ball
>yurops still refuse to call it soccer
baffles me to this day
>>67301797
>Meh Posters:
>Murica
>Aussies
>Uk
desu those have too much posters to judge
>>67301797
I'm not on the list because the champion is not part of the contester rankings.
>>67301797
Judge each post upon its own merits, rather than allow yourself to devolve into the cesspool of flag-banter. Stay safe, God bless.
>>67301682
That's not what I meant should've done a more thorough background check on my post m9, just calling you out on your lies.
Thanks for letting me know that you unironically fell this hard for basic banter , France tone the mad down a bit with those insults. I cant help but to picture you being some angry gourmet chef.
>>67301797
>Uk
so ireland ranks "meh"?
sheeeeeit
>>67301850
Australians want this because they cant win outside Australia
Fuck knows why you'd rank anyone when you're all awful. Absolutely awful. See how long you need to scroll up until someone's discussing an actual fight or fighter.
>>67301770
>Filtering people
Who am I, Dana?
>>67301851
>He's still replying to moi
S H O O K
H...H
O.....O
O.......O
K..........K
>>67301682
I'd be curious tbqhwy senpai
The only figures I can find that are reliable (from the INSEE) are only for immigrants, which not only doesn't tell shit about race, but also only counts 1st generation migrants.
But the 90-10 repartition is there tho
This thread is an actual fight, this is some massive beef going on people fighting.
I'll not take part in the banter
>>67301911
You rank #1 in my <3
>>67301936
>Has to tell others he won
Wow senpai, Mexico blowing you the fuck out and it's not even 5 de mayo yet.
>>67301902
You'll be singing a different tune when you're stuck in my Brisbane Banana guard, yelping like a wounded gazelle.
>>67301994
What the fuck why would they hit the guy?
>>67301797
Where does his career go if he loses at UFC 200?
>>67302040
BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS THAT'S WHY
No but srsly that's fucked up
>>67302046
>Serbia being anything but a butthurt shitposter
>>67302040
Oh Germany...my sweet, sweet, innocent child...you know not the ways of the negros.
>>67302027
Son, I'm p4p ranked higher than you.
You're a literal gazelle showing up every now and then trying to crush cans, but you always get shook and ultimately heem'd when you meet a superior specimen.
Sit down, Mexico.
GOAT ANTICS
>>67302057
I don't think he's going to lose to Gastelum.
>>67302038
>thinking you can beat me
Im on a win streak, and you will rest in peace
>>67302108
SEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stlwvnqn6wE
>>67302057
his career goes to bellator
>>67302097
>Europe boy acting like Conor got smashed by an Hispanic man and is on a shit posting tirade
Pottery
>>67302159
Holy shit Shamrock looks like the hulk in this
>>67302170
>He's still here after getting BTFO
Honda-tier.
>>67302046
Can i get an aborigines flag tobe separated from the rest of the americans
Im on another level
>>67302087
>the land that sprung cuck Jan Böhmermann this-time-we-are-fucking-nice "humor" doesn't appreciate godless horse-punching bant
Free fights
Igor Vovchanchyn vs Paul Varelans
https://youtu.be/-Cr9UHqwqIE
Frank Shamrock vs Yuki Kondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3s5hBgyLM
Bas Rutten's Pancrase career (With Bas' commentary)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr
Wanderlei (da) Silva vs Dilson Filho
https://youtu.be/xCf63BurfUE
Forrest Griffin vs Jeremy Horn
https://youtu.be/XZ21bdFV_2s
Wanderlei Silva vs Chael Sonnen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5waenm4SpQ
Frank Trigg vs Hayato Sakurai
https://youtu.be/4U435sLoDzs
Jose Landi vs Jorge Patino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrjHcsldv_M
Eddie Alvarez vs Tatsuya Kawajiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqdcGTiOvM
Johnnie Morton vs Bernard Ackah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzw50kiHQ5I
Kaz Fujita vs Karam Ibrahim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YNXojXe_4
Ninja Rua vs Tony Bonello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4EDiWxJxs4
Hong Man Choi vs Jose Canseco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8NmSimsL8
BJ Penn vs Duane Ludwig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqirbxLNscE
Georges St. Pierre vs Ivan Menjivar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyaRDNqInE
Kimbo Slice vs Tank Abbott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdBmvbsBMiA
Frank Shamrock vs Cesar Gracie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AljXZHxts9s
>>67302170
>>67302227
even though france is getting btfo in this thread they still have better food, women, and facial hair so it's like a tie
>>67302040
around blacks, never relax
>>67302301
>mfw i ironically grew a 'french moustache' last year
lel
>>67302040
Trapped in the ghetto due to racist policies ensuring they'll never get a proper education or a chance at a decent job, they become increasingly frustrated with wh*tes and resort to vigilante behaviours
>>67302040
I'd probably heem you if you looked like that as well.
>U for BTFO
>no u got BTFO
>no u got BTFO
>BTFO bro?
>no ur BTFO
>lol stay BTFO
Adan would be proud
>>67301843
>>67301846
>>67301850
>>67301866
>>67302046
good crop desu lads
>>67302301
>Implying I ever got BTFO
I'm undefeated on /heem/, goof. Your last name is probably Garcia.
>>67295929
Does Judo teach particularly bad boxing habits or something? I just can't comprehend how she can look this bad after years of training.
>>67301797
you need a god tier for webm posters
>>67302287
>Hong Man Choi vs Jose Canseco
Memeriffic
>>67302360
>buying into the "cracka devil honkey be keepin tha black man down" meme
i bet you believe in the illuminati too
>>67302479
>not recognizing quality Aussie shitposting
kek
>>67302433
Did you never see her fight? None of the training except charge in like a spastic retard stuck
Holm's dissection of her with actual boxing and kickboxing skills showed her for the pushy and semiskilled rothwell she was
>>67302479
>Illuminati
>A secret society do exists
>Illuminati-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti
Miss you WEC ._.
>>67302512
this 2bh, Australia have turned shitposting into a fine art
>yfw McGob loses to Aldo
can we discuss fight night reem vs arlovski? who do you think wins lads?
>>67302399
...
are you a wizard?
>>67302581
Not sure how that would happen but it would be glorious
>>67302603
Whoever lands clean first
I think that'd be Overeem
>>67302603
They both got some suspect chins, could be anyone's match desu
>>67302603
Reem will heem Arlovski, Andrei got a great career resurgence but the meme is over.
>>67302301
Is it just me or has France been getting BTFO like every day this week?
>>67302581
>loses to diaz at 201
>loses to aldo at 205
>retires
this is my dream
Lads qt paige is about to be on DWTS
really horrible thread everyone
>>67302603
Honestly either one of them it's kinda 50/50 though I'd go with reem on my gut.
>>67302603
Reem comes in over confident and tried to Stipe him by pressuring him onto the fence, hurts him and uses all his cardio trying to follow up. Reem will then get lazy defensively and get caught and go down
>>67302699
he's pretty autism. apparently he's an undefeated fighter who beat ngannou or some shit kek
>>67302659
lmao believe me i'm not offended by anything a frenchman says unless it's a compliment on how i smell
>>67302603
Econoreem with a surprise takedown and GNP. Bet your sneaker collection on it!
>>67302721
Not as good as 15 year old pussy?
>>67302721
if you would have thrown that banana at ngannou the threads would be much better. just saying
Joanna looks like Georges.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115296
>>67302516
Of course I've seen her fight, I'm just saying it's hard to believe that even in training she still looks THIS bad
>>67302756
>it's a compliment on how i smell
Never understood where that meme came from desu
>>67302708
>Boterham people
>>67302699
I've been heeming you bums all week. You're probably that Canadian cunt who was hopping on my dick last week because I wouldn't give him attention.
Sit the fuck down, son.
>>67302756
You gotta work on your bantz, friend, that makes little to no sense.
>>67302159
Bas was the natty king back then
>>67302837
A pleasant smell for a frenchman is disgusting for everyone else, banter on their disregard for basic hygiene.
>>67302841
There's a 47.01% chance I'm responding to a black person
>>67302899
if stinkman says it smells, it smells
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115322
>>67302926
new thread
>>67302926
>>67302911
That's rich coming from a country where a Christmas Tradition is getting removed because of negros and a politician got shot for saying "We need to be a little bit more secular, people, Islam is sorta not so great in some extreme cases".
>>67302973
30 post early cucklet
>mfw i've lost control of my life
>>67303005
do you even care if you die bleeding?
>>67302996
But your country's capital literally blew to pieces less than a year ago pham, don't banter other's on Islam.
>>67295929
>>67302433
>>67302516
>>67302819
rondas "dominant" strategy wasto go charging in, in full retard mode, do her hiptoss/armbar trick, and win fights. it worked for her 12 out of 12 times. 15 times if her count her amateur record. i'm thinking if she had applied the same strategy to holly she mightve won that fight in the first minute but she chose to believe all her own hype and decided to box with a champion boxer. as far as her coaching goes ---- mother knows best.
>>67303049
>Being this edgy about people who literally died
No wonder you subhumans are desensitized to everything with people getting beheaded on the streets and kids being raped to death. Jesus, you're literally worse than the Apocalypto savages the Euros had to eliminate.
>>67303119
>people getting beheaded on the streets and kids being raped to death.
Sounds more like the caliphate of France to me
>>67303111
honda took holly down and almost latched on
We should ensure this thread reaches the bump limit, before moving onto the new thread at >>67302973 , such that we may retain the order of things.
Perhaps we should use these last ~25 posts as a platform to confess our sins?
I'll confess first: I've never actually masturbated to WMMA, despite bragging about doing so in the live threads
>>67303176
>Being this shook because I literally described his neighbourhood
Why is Mexico so shit at handling bantz? You guys are easier than Turkey and that says a lot.
>>67303200
but ronda was rocked by then
>>67303176
Shouldn't you be doing something?
>>67303226
I always fall asleep fridays before Lellator and have to watch the replays
>>67303237
Stop please, i am going to say that you win so you can rest easy and stop with this shookposting.
>>67303226
Ive cucked many white men
>>67302040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knockout_game
Jesus Christ you homos
Yes I'm sure the racial makeup of whatever godforsaken hellhole you're from is ruining your lives
Why are you bitching about it in a fucking mma thread
>>67303425
There's just TOO MANY Laotians in my neighbourhood.
>>67303111
kek, never realized how much padding was in that bra til now
>>67303425
Because the 200 card is terrible.
Literally Dana's fault. We have nothing else to talk about.
>>67303485
The Curitiba card will be a fun experience, I expect. I hope. I hope.
>>67303521
>It's a riot episode
>>67303485
I was with you until now. Stick to the race bait.
Leave the mma discussion to real FightFans®
>>67303543
How funny would it be if all the Brazilian heroes lost tragically and by the main event everyone started chucking their chairs into the Octagon, a la Pentagon Fights?
>>67303521
The former convict got it right, I'm hoping for >>67303543 this.
>All Brazilians get demolished by their designated cans because no roids
>They jump into the Octagon and murder Joe Rogaine and Bruce Buffer
Who will announce and comment the fights now?
>>67303607
Be very careful, America.
>>67303654
>Chael Sonnen never fought against Anderson Silva in a soccer stadium in Brazil
Why is the UFC so shit at making shit happen?
>>67297180
>rolling with the punches
Nate's a better boxer mate, he spares with Andre Ward, he knows how to roll with punches. Has nothing to do with his chin you dumb fucking casual.
>>67297791
Broken
