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-----Friday 5/6-----
NY Red Bulls @ Orlando City FC, 7pm EST
-----Saturday 5/7-----
Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Columbus Crew, 7:30
FC Dallas @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Sporting KC @ Houston Dynamo, 8:30
Real Salt Lake @ Colorado Rapids, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
-----Sunday 5/8-----
New England Revolution @ LA Galaxy, 3:30
DC United @ NYCFC, 7:30
-----NASL SCHEDULE-----
>http://www.nasl.com/schedule
-----USL SCHEDULE-----
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
-----NWSL SCHEDULE-----
>http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
First for SOUNDERS (suck it pdx)
>>67294619
I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.
>>67296146
The fuck is a PDX?
Is it so hard to write Portland? Why the X?
>>67296240
Is it so hard to write Major League Soccer? Why MLS?
Are you mentally retarded or just southern?
NEXT GAMES = WEDNESDAY
NASL:
Edmonton FC @ Jacksonville Armada
USL:
Tulsa Roughnecks @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC @ LA Galaxy 2
FC Cincinnati @ Orlando City B
Louisville City FC @ Toronto FC II
BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX BULLET-HOLES
Can USL+NASL games sustain the thread?
I guess we'll find out, I didn't even realize parts of Florida even had internet.
>lowest team in the league is a western one
So much for the """best"""ern conference
who are the /foxes/ of mls?
>>67299604
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗
>>67299604
Garbage team that no one expected anything from?
Going to arbitrarily go with Orlando City SC.
What's in the package, /mls/?
>>67300214
>chinese names
knockoff kit from ali express gj
>>67300214
clothes
>>67300433
correct
>>67294619
YOU KNOW THIS LEAGUE HAS PROBLEMS
AND THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN SOLVE THEM
>>67300214
link to store
was gonna get a jersey there, but got cold feet. shit from ali take like 2 or 3 weeks to make it to me, didn't want to wait that long, but i would have gotten it already had i pulled the trigger.
From Vancouver
>Real football
It's not even real gridiron football
>>67300725
vandalize that shit please
hi mls
>>67300755
I would but I'm currently 2,873.6 miles away from it
>>67300795
Hallo!
>>67300909
>>67301043
where were you when lestah became champions?
>>67300899
So... Philly? Feels bad senpai.
>>67301082
At the gym. They had the Spuds game on.
Letting Hazard score on you. Disgraceful.
>>67294619
What a faggot.
>>67297141
>acronyms
What is PDX an acronym for?
>>67301082
watching the game and making tendies in the kitchen.
>http://allrecipes.com/recipe/16669/fried-chicken-tenders/
it was based
>>67301208
Sounds like a code for an airport
>>67301208
>as airline service exploded in the 1930's, towns without weather station codes needed identification. Some bureaucrat had a brainstorm and the three-letter system was born, giving a seemingly endless 17,576 different combinations. To ease the transition, many existing airports placed an X after the weather station code. The Los Angeles tag became LAX in 1947, Portland became PDX, Phoenix became PHX and so on.
http://www.skygod.com/asstd/abc.html
>>67301151
did you celebrate in the gym?
also, i'm surprised they show football games in american gyms
(most) americans on /sp/ keep claiming that nobody cares about the sport over there
>>67301244
looks tasty
what did you eat with that?
freedom fries?
>>67299604
to celebrate will you post feets?
>>67301433
>>Phoenix became PHX
why didn't it already hae the X?
>>67301288
>>67301433
Who talks about their city using an airport code?
>>67301490
The next letter is o
>>67301490
Because NWS codes were two letters, usually the first two.
>>67301507
Cities with weak identity, no obvious acronym, or cool airport codes. Also Portland's airport is itself a bit of a meme due to the carpet.
>>67301507
People whose cities have nothing but an airport.
>>67301456
yes but fries are hard to get right when you cut them yourself. I Need to watch youtube on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5KPZp2t52U
>>67301244
>>67302052
What are you using to make your tendies?
>>67301507
Any city outside the three largest.
Phoenix literally has PHX on their NBA uniforms.
>the second Lester won I get flooded with messages from the Galaxy telling me to go watch "premier league champions Leicester City at the StubHub Center"
Fuck off MLS Jews.
BRING IT BITCHES
>>67300433
ye
>>67300579
the store I bought from went down, look for one's with more orders and ratings. the stores get taken down frequently, so it's a crapshoot.
>>67304446
How much,is it authentic?
>>67304393
Nice, ordered a Rayo Vallecano rainbow kit from there a week ago
>>67304557
fake, cost me 17 dollars.
>>67304585
i love me some aliexpress, i don't want to pay 90 dollars for a glorified t-shirt. 20bux is reasonable
>>67304557
>is it authentic
KEK
>>67299604
The Colorado Rapids
They've been trash for a while, looked like extra trash during the offseason and now they're kicking ass.
>>67304738
Ehh, they're owned by kroenke. The comparison doesn't really hold up.
>>67305323
His apathy for the team should suffice
>>67306786
This.
>When will he die
>>67304738
stop comparing them, they are not even close to lester.
>He supports a team in a landlocked state
>>67299604
idk but new england is the spuds
>>67302495
T-fal FR8000 Oil Filtration Ultimate EZ Clean Easy to clean 3.5-Liter Fry Basket Stainless Steel Immersion Deep Fryer, 2.6-Pound, Silver
>http://www.amazon.com/T-fal-Filtration-3-5-Liter-Stainless-Immersion/dp/B00NQ7QFGM
and peanut oil
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
>>67308500
Does it count as landlocked if the Mississippi flows through it, allowing navigation to the Gulf of Mexico and the Great Lakes?
>>67309652
yes, niggas downstream can shut you down faggot.
>>67309809
What about niggas upstream? Do niggas generally have that level of coordination?
>Team going on 5 straight losses
>Captian is shit as a leader
>Coach is shit on a tactical level
>FO is shit at damage control
>So shit that the game vs RSL had to be live streamed because Root Sports dropped it at the last second
>Millions spent on a bench warmer that apparently can't start because he didnt "win the starting job" in the preseason according to Chris Canetti, putting Cubo in the dog house while the main house burns to the ground.
JUST
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU
Interesting quick read about the Galaxy's academy.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-school-20160503-story.html
YOUR TEAM = Shit
MY TEAM = The best
This is our year, dammit.
>/mls/ after dark
>>67310328
>to miss the playoffs
http://www.mlssoccer.com/copa-america/haiti/roster
Haiti have players from
Argentina (from a team called Atlético Uruguay), Belgium, Dominican Republic, France, India (and not from that money league), Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Vietnam, as well as players from all 3 US pro levels and Haiti of course
How do they keep track of such low level players from all those countries? Most aren't in first divisions
>>67313272
that's every year, fempai
GAEMS:
Tomorrow.
>>67316477
Nope.
Where Autistic Brah at? Hasn't posted once in the thread yet. I'm worried
>>67309980
man the start of each verse is the best part in 80's songs. the first one is usually the best but the way the chorus goes into all the verses after that is cool too. of course trill solos during the bridge are always a crowd fave. fine just listen to drake
>tfw mom dad and bro come talk in your room for 30 min because they have nothing else to do
>>67296209
>I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?
>>67316908
ON THE FLOOR IN TOKYO
OR IN LONDON TOWN TO GO, GO
>>67317713
It means he's a faggot
>>67317894
I'm more of a "REACHIN' OUT, FOR SOMETHING TO HOLD" kinda guy
http://www.jamaicafootballfederation.com/v1/?p=14144
Jamaica has 15 US-based players including 3 from the USL
>Soon: based Coca-Cola sponsor kits are one step closer edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
shawty gaww damn we love us come Coca-Cola senpai.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15447349/top-25-unfulfilled-potential-reality-falls-spectacularly-short-expectations
>adu is only #8
>>67319247
>no mention of his peerless vacuum selling skills
>SOON
Dont let it die lads
>>67323063
Let it die
>>67318163
>>67318195
hope you die of heart disease
>>67323063
>>67323148
LET IT DYE
>>67297214
>>67297214
>Jacksonville
I really wish Florida could figure out what their third sports city is. JAX is maybe more appealing than Tampa, but it GOTS ta be more appealing than Orlando.
>>67318132
> 3 Timbers in the squad
Christ Portland. Y'all really love your lanky blacks.
>>67294619
no man should sport a beard longer than a 4 day stubble, something about beards on young men screams hipster faggot
>>67324941
>Belgium
First of all, any Belgian would like hipster as fuck in most of middle America, I'm sure, and second of all, what is passé in NY or LA might be hipster as fuck in Alabama or Idaho, so it's all relative.
>>67314184
My question is how these guys get scouted to play in Vietnam of all places.
>>67324941
Fuck off wafflenigger
>>67324941
don't tell me what to do mommy
>>67314184
even second or third-tier teams keep video of matches, even if it won't be on television
and it's not like Poland or Romania are some backwater shitholes without internet, the national team just says "hey, we'd like a copy of Saturday's game vs Whoever FC, we're thinking of adding Joseph Whatshisname to our national team roster"
And the team, if they're smart, would easily agree, since playing on the national level should make the player better and increase his potential transfer value
>>67325445
Also players like getting paid, since this isn't exactly NFL-level
>>67318132
>Shaven Sean Paul
I hope he's bald
>>67318132
Thompson had to sub out vs Orange County back in April ago with a hammy injury, but apparently he's getting close to being healthy enough to play again
>>67324233
U MAD?
>>67325550
I assume he's the keeper
>>67325445
How do they know of Joseph Whatshisname is eligible though?
>>67325960
aren't all players supposed to stay domestic until a certain age? surely it's just a matter of "hey, remember that really good U15 player we had, whatever happened to him, we could use a new center back after Dave Soandso retires" and then they go to whatever transfer clearinghouse FIFA uses and say "Where's J. Whatshisname playing these days?"
>>67326100
No
But even if that was true how could they get the dual-nationals?
A bunch of these players are from France or the US
>>67326162
how many dual-nationals in Germany went overlooked prior to Klinsmann? sometimes there's just no substitute for having someone from there who's in the know
>>67325960
Just look him up in Football Manager.
It has to be the cheapest scouting tool available.
OH SHIT IT'S JACKSONVILLE
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>>67327434
KKK
KKK
KKK
Are they streaming the NASL game somewhere?
>>67328524
tommorow on bein
>>67327434
>2016
>Leicester coming out of fucking nowhere to win the PL
>Copa America coming to the US
>Trump blowing the GOP the fuck out
what a time to be alive
>>67328876
>There's a man right now that's committing suicide because he didn't think Lester and Trump would win their respective leagues
>>67326488
>overlooked prior to Klinsmann
When will this meme end?
Most were found when Bradley was coach
>>67329958
>Most said no when Bradley was coach
FTFY
>>67330303
Um no
Most were in the youth teams while Bradley was coach
The only one Klinsmann can credit for is Fabian Johnson
>>67330443
Subotic was in a youth camp for the US too.
>>67330443
>The only one Klinsmann can credit for is Fabian Johnson
aka: the best fucking player on the national team right now
[spoiler]when he's not fucking hurt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]or in Klinsy's doghouse for whatever fucking reason[/spoiler]
>>67330481
And that's Bradley's fault?
Not Rongen who cut him for the 2007 U-20 world cup?
>>67330498
More luck than anything though
He's hasn't been that good since the world cup
He was absolute shit against Ireland
>>67330542
Yes. If you're going to hold Klinnsman to certain standards, you hold every coach prior to those standards.
>>67330586
But that wasn't really under Bradley's control though
Plus I can judge him on his obsession with shit players such as Alvarado
>>67330678
You can judge Bradley on his obsession with shit players such as Kljestan
>>67330678
>>67330542
surely all the U-whatever coaches are under a certain amount of direction from on high, especially U20 and U23, since they'll be cranking out players for the top level program very soon
>no benny feilharber
>no jorge villafana
who else is missing?
>>67330831
Rongen was the one who was charged with finding the dual nationals
>>67330787
Kljestan is a lotbetter and more accomplished than Diskerud is
>>67330991
Who really cares about who got left out?
I just want an explanation for why a third of the roster is in
>>67331045
The problem is that Kljestan was literally Timmy Chandler-Tier at an Int'l level
>>67331149
He had some familiarity with him at Chivas USA
He didn't even make the world cup team so I don't why you care that much
>>67331149
speaking of which, guess who's fucking back on the Copa 40-roster
if he makes the 23, Klinsy should be fired
>>67297141
>mentally retarded or just southern
>From an area mostly rural, heavily republican until you get to urban corridors that represent almost all liberals in area, glorifies an independence movement
Please, you're from an area that glorifies us, except we actually have diversity and history in the South.
>>67331219
wondo?
>>67331220
>waaaaaaaaah, I want my state to be represented by acreage rather than population!
>>67331220
>southerners
>in my /mls/
>>67331522
>southerners
It's basically SOONposter.
>>67331655
yep, i warned about this, but you faggots entertained his soonposting.
this is the grave you chose.
>>67331754
At least it isn't NAShilLposting.
>>67331220
>history
>history that glorifies racism
>open insurrection against the US government
Your culture is garbage, and "liberal for Alabama" is still California's conservative.
>>67331522
>>67333470
>changing hearts and minds
You'd think southerners would really embrace soccer, it's not like they're using those cotton fields anymore.
>>67331220
>history in the South.
Literally the most meme history in the world.
>>67333470
>California's conservative.
This is a common misconception. If you're even a little bit liberal in California, you're better off just accepting it and joining the Dems, and this means the conservatives that are left over are all super die hard tea party types with a few libertarian 1%ers mixed in. I should know, my hometown's state rep is the guy that started the minute men border patrol shit.
>>67334519
The South's history is literally Chat Shit Get Banged
>>67333503
soccer is a wussy sport for 12 year old girls and effeminate yuros like that Renaldo guy
manly men play FOOTBALL
>>67334661
The 1% all moves to Orange County cuz they're scurred.
>>67335441
Not sure if troll.
>tfw want to go to the lag farm team game but no ride
fug
>>67335760
>no ride
Quit being poor.
REDDITORS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING /MLS/ FUCKING PILLOW POSTING SHIT FUXK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67335769
no, i gotta be poor since i'm still going to school.
also want some 2 dollar beers
>>67335828
Two dollar ain't shit at those games. Buy a forty across the street and chill before going in.
>>67335828
>going to a game for the beer
>>67336425
Beer is literally what put the San Antonio Scorpions out of business
TIL Deandre Yedlin is Latvian
>>67335828
>>67336273
>two dollar beer
>not buying a giant soda at the stadium, pouring 1/4 out and replacing it with the miniature bottle of whiskey your smuggled in
Fucking amateurs.
>>67337344
>Not doing both.
Getaloadifthisguy.png
>>67337424
>beer before liquor, never sicker
>>67337434
>light weights.
>It's Wednesday
TIME FOR NASL
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUr2EFu2LnM
>>67337837
>tfw at work that time Wednesday and going to miss the Jacksonville-Edmonton Mediocrity Bowl
>>Open Cup starts in 7 days
>american football teams and fans
>>67341437
>croatian league
>good
Might as well hop on the MLS meme while you can
>>67300214
the new me-ahmee beckham FC jersey
Labor, citizens, Cosmos fans rally for the stadium at Belmont
from the article
“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “THE STADIUM!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “NOW!”
The cry rang out early and often across the course of the Cosmos stadium rally as labor workers, local citizens, and fans of the club net at the proposed stadium site in Elmont. Between 150 and 200 people were in attendance as all parties demanded action from Albany in contrast to the opposition protest about a week before that numbered about a dozen in attendance.
link
http://www.thisiscosmoscountry.com/cosmos-stadium/labor-citizens-cosmos-fans-rally-for-the-stadium-at-belmont/
>Between 150 and 200 people were in attendance as all parties demanded action from Albany
>in contrast to the opposition protest about a week before that numbered about a dozen in attendance
>labor workers, local citizens, and fans of the club
>200 people
not bad Cosmos
BUILD IT NOW
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>Joe Cole signing with Tamba Bay
wtf NASL to division 1 when?
>>67341437
>American Football teams and its fans
This is the MLS general, the NFL general is down the street.
>>67341554
>200 people
Literally the only 200 people that go to their games. Neither the state nor the taxpayers want to pay for a 30k seat stadium that they know will operate at a loss. The Belmont dream is dead, and the Cosmos are following soon.
>tfw no qt Fire gf
>>67342053
>implying soccer won't catch fire
NO CEILING, BABY
>>67338883
Chicago traded Acronyms for some dude from Senegal
>Soon
>>67344141
wat
>>67345212
>>67344141
>traded Acronyms
TAM, GAM, Meme Money, Garberbucks
>>67345391
>meme acronyms
Just give NASL their rightful division 1 status, already.
>>67345458
>making fun of meme acronyms
>Literally traded a player for food and a hotel room
>>67345560
If they were just going to release him on a free then that's a better deal.
>>67345458
When you stop playing in minor league baseball stadiums, we'll talk
>>67345589
They weren't though, he was their best player.
>>67345589
Not really considering that team no longer exists
>>67345560
There is nothing wrong with that. In fact it's better then being traded for essentially monopoly money.
>>67345592
NYCFC
>>67345458
>>67345592
>Team literally went bankrupt and dissolved because the high school stadium wouldn't let them sell beer
>>67345656
>NYCFC
Plays in a 40k seater and averages over 25k asses in seats
Different from playing in a practice field and getting lucky if you get 1000 tickets sold
>>67345709
And it's going to keep going down. Literally no home field advantage at all. Good luck keeping all those "fans"
>>67345673
This doesn't happen anymore.
>>67341577
Does he surpass Adu as the most relevant player in Florida?
>>67345709
Real talk though, NYCFC is a shame to the league.
>>67345930
Soon to be out shamed by LAFC
>>67345930
Literally no more shameful than every other team in the league. American Soccer as a whole is a disgrace.
>>67345656
What part of 'minor league' did you not understand?
>>67346083
It's hard to tell when mlels plays at a minor league level.
>>67346186
Fuck off Yuroboo
This doesn't concern you
>>67346186
You can tell by the amount of peoples in the stands tbqh
>>67336425
said i also wanted the beer. would be there for the team mainly.
>Soon
>>67346186
>It's hard to tell when mlels plays at a minor league level.
So that means NASLel plays at the level of a 4th grade schoolyard kickaround, yea?
>>67350324
Funny you say that because NASL spends way less then MLS and yet the level of play is way better then you would expect. I would argue it is on par if not better then MLS. If you actually watch some, you would know this.
>>67350747
>on par if not better then MLS
I watch a lot of NASL, and you may be getting ahead of yourself. There's probably some overlap between the worst MLS teams and the best NASL teams though. The Cosmos, Railhawks, and Minnesota Untitled would not be out of place in MLS, but teams like Edmonton would have been relegated to NPSL if we had a real pyramid.
>>67299604
post yfw the Union win the ml scup
>>67350943
It was bait, anon.
>>67350984
You can engage bait and turn it into reasonable discussion, sometimes.
>>67351014
>reasonable discussion with Ted clones
>>67345930
They said that about the Mets.
Though, to be fair, they were right.
>>67350747
>the level of play is better than you'd expect
That doesn't actually mean anything; You're saying NASL is better because it has lower expectations? Fuck off.
>>67350943
Y NO PYRAMID?!
>>67351526
Because risk management
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2kDaRBGzWA
>Advertises a Star Wars Night today for June 18th
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>67351600
>Dynamo
you answered your own question there
NASL stream when?
>>67352530
Apparently this app lets you stream beIN for free:
https://www.go90.com/
I haven't tried it though, using Sling.
>>67352741
>Edmonton vs Jacksonville barnburner
Would these two teams be the US/Canadian equivalent of each other?
>>67352836
They do both seem to be content with comfortable mediocrity.
>Soon
>>67353122
>rooting for a corporation as if it were sports
Kill yourself.
how can mlels even compete?
>>67354349
>Las Vegas soccer
I bet you're right.
JUST
>>67350964
>NASL
BTFO
T
F
O
http://www.socceramerica.com/article/68670/crowd-count-nasl-openers-down-37-percent.html
>>67354542
eexplain please
Did you ever wonder what the Klinsmann equivalent of United Passions would look like?
>>67353122
hmm i wonder what their shirt sponsor will be....
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/04/christian-pulisic-dortmunds-us-starlet-lands-washington-post-cover
>they paid attention to soccer gais! we made it!
>>67355316
>>67355291
>>67355158
top fucking kek
why would you write a book about an average manager anyway?
>>67355291
>Academies just started developing decent players
>expecting to immediately become a global soccer power under one coach
wow
>>67355471
Lighten the pocket books of Ted and the other Klansmannfags.
>>67355576
Ted's a Klansman fag?
>>67355512
>It's the children playing soccer all day and has nothing to do with access to food, utilities, school, etc.
>>67355027
>Division one status when!
>>67355953
He's probably pro-Klinsy only because Klinsmann has been critical of MLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNDW-DQFrM
los dos time
>Soon
>>67357964
just kys """lad"""
>>67357977
stay mad
>Soon
>>67350943
Only a one or two in NASL should belong in third division. While MLS should relegate half of the teams since you might as well be watching lower tier soccer.
>there will be 3 teams in miami
JUST.
npsl
nasl
mls
>>67358230
4 if you include the Strikers, who play where the Miami Fusion used to.
>>67357658
I was always curious how these fines were done.
Also, there is way too much of this "jump on the ref after call we don't like" in MLS.
>>67358515
>Mexican
>Not chimping out when things don't go his way for even a second
Pick uno amigo
>>67358230
There's also the entire APSL which is based around Miami. A couple of their teams are in the Open Cup this year.
si era penal
>>67354349
>Las Vegas City FC
They don't even have a Wikipedia page. Only a facebook page that posts mainly in languages other than English. Do they even play in a league?
>>67359451
It's not a real team
Not even as real as the summer league teams
>>67359706
like afc anchorage?
>it's a dan kennedy giving goals away at a usl game episode
reminder this is the worst MLS signing of all time*
*meme era
>>67359804
CO Springs no slouches this year
>>67359930
No, this is
>>67359726
Not that fake, but close
Something along the lines of "Ronaldinho All-Star Team"
>>67294619
Would you let him cum in you?
>>67359451
>>67359706
Are we absolutely sure that doesn't stand for "Las Vegas Fried Chicken?"
>USL games all week
>>67360771
r u haeving porblem?
Up the Stockade la
>>67363207
no porblem here, fampai.
>Soon
>Soon
>its an NFL stadium episode
>>67365035
Give our sanu canoe back you dirty bird piece of shit
>>67365835
He clearly likes it here tho.
This leak shows no Kaka for Brazil
>>67365035
>wearing a scarf in Hotlanta
>>67365650
Is that a soccer-specific stadium being built immediately next to an NFL stadium?
What the fuck, dude.
>>67367171
Worse, it's an NFL stadium being built next to an NFL stadium that will be torn down later.
Then some soccer will be played in the new NFL stadium.
>>67367219
I probably wouldn't have an issue with this if it wasn't for the turf.
>>67367610
At least the turf they're using means there won't be football lines.
>>67367884
We'll see.
Whatever, not >my team and I don't really watch the rest of the league.
>>67367219
>tearing down the Georgia Dome.
This is still fucking retarded. Or maybe the fact that the Oilers moved out of the Astrodome in 1997 and it's still standing. Either way, billionaires can be just as dumbfuck as anons and that's comforting I guess.
>>67368002
>he thinks there will be football lines on the field
lemme just debunk that for you
>https://youtu.be/3Sud6WpRn8A?t=41m9s
>Soon
>>67369098
>Le cancer man cares
>>67369098
>white things out on the field
This is ATL man, they have very strong thoughts on that.
>>67369098
>get btfo about 2 separate fields
>a-at least there still wont be lines
Sure thing senpai.
Fort McMurray Fire FC when?
>>67370044
I dont care about the turf or the NFL stadium. the alternative is not having a team.
>Soon
>>67371514
Its not about you Atlantafag. Its about the league.
Simply put, you don't deserve a team.
>tfw only positive article in two weeks
At least one portion looks like a proper stadium.
>>67371619
>FC Dallas
Aren't they first in the standings. Sheeeeeit.
>>67371752
Yah but Colorado has 1 game on us and RSL has 2 games. So, unless they shit the bed this weekend, FCD will probably drop because I dont see them getting any points in Toronto.
>>67371600
>Soon
>>67371619
are roofs the new meme in MLS?
>>67372298
>111 in the shade
There fucking better be.
>the lags thought they were the first to start a school
KEK
E
K
#StandForBlue
>>67372364
Has union even produced anyone of note?
>>67372440
PULISIC
U
L
I
S
I
C
>>67372364
>Shittideplhia
Public school
>LA Galaxy
Private school
>>67372440
Rosenbery looks alright.
>>67372478
No they haven't you delusional fuck
>>67372507
In all seriousness Rosenberry is probably our best ''''homegrown'''' player, decent/solid MLS starter as a rookie, I think in the next few years you'll see more, their academy is still pretty young
>>67372501
>muh walled garden
>>67372298
More like a new necesity that should have already been impemented into SSS but that's how MLS is.
>>67372553
>nobody likes us.
>>67372507
>>67372553
>rosenberry
literally who?
>>67372681
>he doesnt rate rosenberry
>>67372681
Union RB. The guy they had to reach for in the draft because the Union got cucked out of a homegrown contract
>>67372757
>rating literally whos from failadelphia
>>67372768
>academy/homegrown player
>only 1 year with them
>still went to college
>>67372891
hey at least wre still better than teams that spend more than the Unions entire wage on one player
keegan has played with them over a number of years and with their lower-lower league feeder team
>posting with trips off.
>>67372932
>Philadelphia
>sports
>>67371514
>the alternative is not having a team
This is absolutely not true.
>>67373200
You mean that poorly run team in that delusional league?
>>67373347
Yes, the one that couldn't find ownership to keep them going because MLS put a team in their backyard.
I'm not saying they were great or anything, just that "the alternative is not having a team" is categorically wrong. The alternative was supporting an NASL team that was going through a management crisis.
>>67373061
dont tell them my secrets
>>67373200
>says the fuccboi who literally has no idea who Iggy is, what his number was, who the "host" with the mic was, where the old stadium was or what the old support group was called.
do you remember what they did every half time? do you remember when they wore blue? probably not. because you never cared about the silverbacks and just wanna talk shit.
Silverbacks just aren't my thing anymore, I want them to be good at something but they never have and never will be :(
>Soon: back when ATL had 3 soccer teams wearing blue. bet you cant name the other 2.
>>67373609
I've never even been to Atlanta.
Just saying, >>67373392.
>>67363761
>trailways logo on a soccer jersey
I actually want one of those, what a time to be alive
>>67373609
just support Atlanta United desu I get the romanticism of supporting shit teams but the Silverbacks were legitimately not going any further than a feeder team a lot of teams with way more history have died off and been forgotten in american soccer
>>67373646
>I've never even been to Atlanta.
exactly. and neither has that guy and you both think you know what happened.
nowadays the hardcore silverbacks shills are delusional pro/rel cucks anyway who hated all newer fans and SG's who tried to support the same fucking team with them. totally killed their whole "come save the silverbacks" thing.
>>67373743
pic related
>>67373743
I think you're reading way too much into one rebuttal and getting overly emotional.
All I'm saying is that the alternative to Atlanta United wasn't the absence of a soccer team in Atlanta, it was the continued support of the Silverbacks as they limped along, funded by NASL. Their situation might have improved after new ownership was found, which would have been more likely without Major League competition in town, or they might have still dropped down to NPSL like they have.
In either case, that's not "not having a team". It's "not having an MLS team".
>>67373836
How long do you think they can stay alive in NPSL?
>All this leastern soccer talk.
>>67373866
They're in a pretty good position compared to most NPSL teams. They have their own stadium and a core group of ideologically motivated supporters. NPSL operating costs are probably low enough that they can stay around indefinitely.
>>67373200
Didn't the silverbacks play on turf?
>>67373975
yes. not in the old stadium but they built their very own outdoor turf stadium in like 2006ish
>tfw no more games until tomorrow
>>67367610
>being autistic about a field surface
This really needs to stop
>>67374505
>Autistic
No one's counting blades of grass. Soccer is meant to be played on grass, baseball is meant to be played with a wooden bat. These are facts.
>>67374505
That shit just isn't good on joints. Sorry anon.
>>67374505
>being autistic about another shitty eastern team no one will care about after day one
This really needs to stop
>>67374646
Why is Least Coast so obssesed with us Beast coasters?
>>67375085
because they become less relevant by the day
>>67375085
>least coast
eastcoastfag blowing himself the fuck out right here
ANTI-MLS SHILLS BTFO
https://twitter.com/ussoccer/status/728330840980213760
>All this butthurt
>>67377652
>garber paying his way into the hall of fame
>set in fucking DALLASS
>two literally whos
wow
>>67378044
Your tears are delicious anon.
>>67378139
Nah, just disappointed
>>67325943
>KFC billboard behind the Jamaican flag
>Number 6 flashing gang signs
>Front row in the typical ape stance
It's like niggerdom sports summed up in one picture
>>67377652
>>67378044
>US soccer hof in Dallas
>no soccer
>US rock and roll hof in Cleveland
>no music
What is up with us as a country.
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs8fMFupW8w
>>67382431
i got u senpai
>>67382580
mls should have started requiring a SSS before accepting the millions in shekels for entrance fees.
Fucking jew cunts.
>>67310328
To get another rapist?
>>67382693
well, they did but ignored it twice already
>>67374597
The only important things is a ball and two goals
JOIN OR DIE
>go to SKC site to add their games to google calendar
>it doesn't work
How many mid week games will I miss?
Also, I made a bunch of SKC OC a while back and my PC died.
Could you please share it if you can?
>>67374505
You know that in soccer they change directions multiple times over 90min of actual game, right?
YEAH BUDDY
>>67385627
Well if you want to see your players get injuries every other week then go ahead.
>>67385690
>not exporting as an ics file and importing it to your main calendar
It's like you can't even bandwagon properly.
>>67387692
The problem is that the file is empty.
I don't know how to resolve this.
>>67382695
>another
Who was the first?
>>67388615
Ok I've found another site, hold on.
>>67388615
>>67388682
just tried the schedule on their site, you're right it is empty.
guess they figured flyovers can't into computer.
>>67388727
http://r.e-c.al/l/MLS-web-2014#/event/fixture/568f51f0039069117000000a
This works.
>>67388757
eh that's good you found it, not interested in that mls franchise though.
>>67388782
I works for everything.
Pretty great.
>>67385653
ENGLAND YES
>>67388855
He's Scottish
But he may not be offended by that
I'm still not exactly sure where Rangers fans loyalties to the UK lie
>>67389271
blame 4chan for not differentiating between Scottish, Welsh, and English ip's
>>67389271
Rangers fans are mostly loyalists
>Soon: DAYTIME VIBES
http://atlutd.com/training-ground-cam/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aSX_hYpVXg
>>67390840
Is the training ground also going to be turf?
>>67389271
>>67390505
I genuinely don't give a shit, we're all British. I do quite enjoy the banter between Scottish and Englishmen but the nationalist cucks in this country take it too far.
Anyway here is a pic of based Mo
>even the stadium renderings have empty seats
>>67391223
don't respond to soonposts
don't acknowledge soonposts
don't interact with soonposts
follow these and you'll make /mls/ great again
DC United make the best apparel. i'm going to wear this all summer long and never take it off
>>67391261
From that angle the stadium looks like some kind of carbon copy of Stub Hub but with shitty transparent roofs
>>67391223
only 2 of the fields
>Soon
>>67391607
Dat stadium.
>>67391628
Yeah, the NLF should be proud.
>>67391720
lemme know when your MLS stadium has a chance of hosting world cup games.
>Soon
>>67391261
Probably gonna be a shitty erector set stadium like avaya.
>>67391261
>22,000
That's kind of embarassing
>first match of the week about to start
>/mls/ completely dead
>Red Bulls STARTING XI vs @OrlandoCitySC: Robles, Zizzo, Collin, Zubar, Lawrence, Sam, Felipe, McCarty, Kljestan, Grella, Wright-Phillips B.
Orlando City lineup pic related
>>67393516
>no snazzy nyrb line up font.
>>67393516
almost forgot, guess i should probably watch it. but not too into the eastern conference all things considered
http://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/2016/5/6/11612392/nasl-nwsl-organization-coming-to-dekalb-county
>NWSL franchise called the Atlanta Vibe
May as well just skip the innuendo and go straight to Lesbians FC.
>>67393721
>nobody likes us...CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>67393747
>Atlanta Vibe
>not Georgia Peaches
GOD WTF ITS SO OBVIOUS.
>>67394080
What about the Georgia Belles.
>>67394080
>>67394281
Great names but they're cute and gendered and therefore misogynist, shitlords.
>>67393747
>>67394080
EITHER WAY
>>67394312
will they let trannies on the team?
why is Orlando so bad
>>67394536
can't wait to laugh at other expansion teams that will be most definitely shit.
>>67394589
Not if the expansion draft is eliminated
what a shit game, sunday can't come soon enough
Glad I didnt go for Kaka in my fantasy team.
>GAYRIN
Wow, even I could have stuck away that Larin chance there. Just turned this on, whats the game been like lads?
also tongues out for the Union!
>>67395542
Red Bulls getting hot Orlando tumbling down, season and the game
>>67395542
absolute shit show , ref lost control
>>67391377
>DCunted
>>67395763
only team worth following only team with some history on MLS. The also have the best kits the nest badge and the best fans and the best name in the MLS.
>>67395836
yet have the shittiest stadium and plays the most boring soccer
The referee is a complete shitbag
>crossing the line
>>67395602
>MLS refs
Are they even trained in the US?
What's the penalty for players talking shit about officiating? $5 fine and they get sent to bed early?
this sky announcer keeps apologizing for the drunk guy
>FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>FUCK YEAAAAAAA
>FUCK YEAAAAAAA
>>67396025
>YOU LITTLE BITCH
>THAT'S BENEATH YOUUUU
>THAT'S BENEATH YOUUUU
With all these unnecessary yellow cards they ought to bump the appeal count of MLS teams to as much as they want if refs are gonna shit up the game dealing as many yellows as they please.
LE BLACK SOUTH AMERICAN TAP IN MAN
>>67396056
based larin.
Nice defending, Zubar.
Just fucking send him off.
>>67395542
>le swiss madman
#ShertzGemmelCup
>univision showing ligamx match in the corner
why is this allowed?
top kek
>>67396289
Better than ESPN or FOX having ice skating or reruns cover the timeslot that is supposed to be for MLS games and then just air the game on ESPN 2, 3 or some random FOX channel that they expect people to tune into when some don't get those channels.
wish Larin would just put a one time on it
>>67396371
Fox coverage is good and MLS always on the main channel.
>>67396371
The only national tv broadcast that MLS have been on is the official ESPN, ESPN 2 and FS1.What are you going on about?
>hishita
>He rates MLS
>>67396511
shouldn't you be helping out the crew Higuain?
>>67396524
>he doesnt enjoy memes and parity
if Kljestan had a pointy beard he could be littlefinger
>>67396524
couldn't you rate is as bad? you'd still be rating it
>dropped piatti for kaka
>2 (two) point fantasy performance
now montreal are going to meme all over columbus with a piatti brace just to show me how badly i fucked up
>>67396732
>decided to keep Piati for one more week
I hope so too anon.
who /waitingforsunday/ here?
>>67402063
Sup famm
>>Open Cup starts in 4 days
>>67403568
*nods smugly*
I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Galaxy, Galaxy, Red Bull, SOON, Galaxy, Red Bull, Crew" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, wear the fleur, wear the blue.. wear the fleur, wear the blue, we will come through.
>>67402063
>>67403568
You betta bring that shit, fampai.
>Soon: DAYTIME VIBES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOCwsxgeXm0
>>67412208
>messed up filename.
05/07/16 not 2015.
Where were you when LA became a flyover city?
>Atlanta currently sees more annual visitors than cities such as Los Angeles, which hit a record 45.5 million visitors last year, according to the Los Angeles Times.
http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/news/2016/05/05/atlanta-welcomed-51-million-visitors-in-2015.html
>Soon
>>67412749
You have to pay me to go to that shithole
>>67413729
>expecting NEET basement freaks to go anywhere ever for free
Yeah I wouldn't expect you to want to go anywhere really.
>>67412749
>atl: 1 million international tourists
>la: 7 millions international tourists
Congratulations on being the only interesting place for Southerners to visit on the weekend.
>>67414482
>implying
I would rather be caught dead then associated with that shithole you called atlanta
>>67416642
Been to Atlanta and LA and Atlanta is a better city by far
>>67416682
>its a someone hates LA episode
You probably went to Hollywood and Downtown thinking there would be something there.
>tfw the best team in the MLS is about to get Tim Howard in a couple months
RIP everyone else
>>67417016
>best team in the MLS
>rsl is over 2 pts per game
>>67417082
Not after today senpai
>>67417082
>two best teams are up in the fucking mountains
>MemeLS
>>67416886
and people who hate Atlanta probably only went to "Downtown" or stayed by the airport or something.
>houston is literally last place
Why is Lestern coast so fuckin shitty?
>>67417394
>lestern coast
>teams in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th place.
More like Leastern coast.
>>67417394
>cherrypicking the post
holy kek
>poorland
Can someone tell me if Gleeson is actually good?
>>67421805
He makes the highlight reel, acrobatic saves, but the rest of his game is not that good.
TFC stream plz?
>>67423145
Isn't it this weeks free MLS live game?
>>67423145
dallas burns gonna get burned
>>67423374
>mfw I have no face as an FCD fan
Honestly, I don't know what is going to happen.
>>67396732
I'm sorry bro.
Giovinco still involved in 100% of TFC's goals...
>tsubasa endoh scores
THANK YOU CAPTAIN TSUBASA
ANIME IS REAL
>TSUUUUUUUU
>2 elevens scored today
Have weaboos finally taken over MLS?
fucking japan betrayed me :(
has dallass been exposed?
Who did this?" also figure out wich group it is no cheating
Giovinco looks like hes gonna rip Delgado a new one in the locker room
>tfw after tonight, Seattle won't have beaten SJ in 2 years
>>67425264
my top three contenders would be man city C, san jose """ultras""", and probably soundersfags
>>67425370
Look, I found the poortland faggot
>>67425183
I hope so. Maybe spend some money you cheap cunts.
>>67425264
Seattle?
Crew are rolling. Are they back?
>>67425387
Those got edged out by the three I mentioned.
>>67396732
oh fuck me this literally happened
>leave for a bit
>columbus and montreal start memeing it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfH_yK9-WI
IT AINT NOTHING BUT A "G"alaxy thang baby
ITS TIME TO STOP WITH THESE CHANTS.
EMERGENCY
>Ready for 2nd half of Crew v Montreal
>Cable goes out just as it starts
>Cable comes back on
>Miss 4 goals
>mfw
Shit im late for the game vs SKC hopefully Houston didn't shit the fan.
>altishit
this fuck is going to be in the squad for copa america isn't he?
>>mfw the 12 year olds behind me at the game are apparently voting for Trump
>>67426023
But hes actually been decent this season...
>>67426034
>voting trump
Ebin meme lads
>>67426034
>cuck
>>67426034
>12 year olds
>voting
>gotta go fast
>score
Pick uno senpai.
>>67426122
sure but he's supposed to score our goals
we're gonna have to drop him, this meme cup is in a month.
>>67426034
shill bernie fag who is probally seattle fag
Wew lads I didn't miss much
LGTSS
>Columbus
fuck yeah!
>it's another fucking draw
FUCKING EASTERN CONFERENCE
>winning 4-1
>finish game 4-4
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>67426496
>needing 3 points
>>67426530
>mfw I didnt captain Piatti
>>67426530
How are you feeling bud?
Dallas just let giovinco score for fucks sake
>>67426651
>lets captain giovinco, I mean its his home opener, and Piatti is out of meme magic at this point
>>67426731
>You captained Feilhaber
rip in piece little traitor
>dropped piatti before this round after weeks of shit performance
>now losing to a team whose manager hasn't made a transfer since week 2
JUST
>>67426890
>only getting 31 pts, ever
Lol
dallass a shit
>All of this Murderball.
Me gusta. Fuck that traitor.
>>67426949
there's still sunday, hopefully NYC still has some meme magic
SHOCKING ANOTHER FUCKING LOSS AND NOT SCORING
>>67427008
enough meme magic was spent with lester for the foreseeable future.
>>67427016
>My Little Mexican ded
worth it
>>67427016
◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗
>>67427016
I can't wait to see them play Houston again ;)
>>67427016
>dallas
>btr
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗
>>67426662
Pissed off but not entirely surprised. Classic Crew meme bullshit
I'm pretty sure Karl Ouimette is dead.
>not having Jones for the dankest fantasy meme points
>>67427702
They basically gave him away week 1, you're clinically retarded if you didn't have him on your bench
>tfw i debated selling piatti
>tfw had salinas on my team that i wanted to sell
Shit is good.
scores for whomever wants make the new thread.
would wait until the last two games of the night are over though.
-----Friday 5/6-----
NY Red Bulls @ Orlando City FC, 1 - 1
-----Saturday 5/7-----
Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps, 1 - 2
Montreal Impact @ Columbus Crew, 4 - 4
FC Dallas @ Toronto FC, 0 - 1
Sporting KC @ Houston Dynamo, 0 - 2
>>67427313
Piss off dallas will keep the cannon.
>>67428200
Fuck.
New thread when?
>>67428281
I'll make it. Hold on.
>>67426803
why
>>67428200
>only 1 eastern conference team has gotten a W so far this weekend
>it was a team's home opener
>>67428556
>Not counting NYCFC beating Hongcouver
>>67428670
>implying either of them are real teams
>>67427460
https://twitter.com/GothamistDan/status/729117352990756864
I saw that shit...straight up dirty as fuck
Nigga chimped out big time
Ouimette had to be stretched off the field
New thread
>>67428774
>>67428774
GTFIH
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