Home team is on the left for anyone who wants to get autistic about it.
-----Friday 5/6-----
ORL 1-1 NY
-----Saturday 5/7-----
VAN 2-1 POR
CLB 4-4 MTL
TOR 1-0 DAL
HOU 2-0 SKC
COL 1-0 RSL 87'
SEA 1-0 SJ 45'
-----Sunday 5/8-----
LA - NE 3:30 ET (ESPN)
DC - NYC 7:30 ET (FS1)
>>67428774
First for fuck Seattle
>>67428822
seconded
also if you don't bully expansion teams what is wrong with you? Nothing like a few years after your teams expansion year to bash on the new kids
>>67428899
>chearing for an expansion team
Apparently Columbus is having a meltdown?
>>67428920
>supporting a "historic" mls team
>>67428774
>mfw two Jap players scored today
Also Ouimette got kicked in the back full studs by a nigga in an USL game for RBNY II
>>67428972
Speaking of USL, should I get tickets to go see Weezer where Sac Republic plays?
He appears to be alive
It's official, the Rapids are the best team in MLS. You guys are really gonna be fucked when Tim Howard shows up.
>>67429189
>he doesn't listen exclusively to electronic and RnB
>>67429243
>in hot form
>lets change it up and bring in an aging over the hill GK who is cold instead of our solid young guy with lots of MLS experience
theres NO WAY it could go wrong
>>67428899
Kek, reminds me of being high school. All the freshmen constantly take shit from everyone else, then as soon as you're a sophomore you dish it out like it's your job.
>>67429327
You better hope that's what happens, cause it's the only way anyone else will have a chance.
>Soon
>>67429378
I don't buy that, any team can win the L SCup if they make the playoffs, if you're talking SS then maybe, but MLS Cup is a crapshoot.
Either way we're not even halfway through the season yet so its still to early to say who really has the upper hand, even the SS goes till the last game or two
How did the fat rapist Mexican do?
>>67429581
don't think IE Brah has posted in this thread yet lad
Sad to say there was no ass to post, maybe in 2 weeks when RSL beats Houston at home.
Have a torn shirt.
>>67428248
Not with the way Dallas is playing right now, I'd take another year of no playoffs if Houston got the cannon back. That would make the season for me.
>>67428544
Because apparently FSM didn't save when I had Govinco captained.
>>67429581
He got a got a good 60-70 mins with an assist.
If seeing how much the attack changed when Will Bruin came on for Cubo when Will didn't make many attempts on goal until Leoniel Miranda came on, isn't something for Coyle to look at for potentisl change in Cubo's position as 70/80min sub, then he might only go back to being a sub until USOC comes around and Giles getting called up to Jamaica.
But hell Cubo made some clumsy ass mistakes so chances are he is still FAT.
>>67428774
TFC is pretty much running on Seba. They might be absolute shit when he probably is away for Euro 2016.
>>67429960
>people are still delusional enough not to rate DioDinco
he could start in any league in the world and most likely be a key player (aside from upper-echelon big league teams)
>san jose earthkeks
>wondo
HAHAHAHA SQF ON SUICIDE WATCH
>wondo
>my sides
Quack faggot on suicide etch.
that dude fucking sucks
>nah I don't want to dive for this ball
>that self assist face goal.
Oh god my side please stop,just side.
>memeis scored and now people will hype him back to #stanfordmessi
great
Can we take a moment to appreciate the finer things in life?
>>67430903
>not rating morris
People still support MLS after it produced this moment.
>>67430955
I'm still mad at this.
>>67430921
>I rate Morris.
lefedoratipperexrreme.png
>>no goals
>>getting red-carded in the first half
>>traveling supporters spitting beer on a Louligan
>>Swope Park Rangers
>>67430955
It also produced this, what's you're point
>>67431002
nice try gringo
>>67430982
>muh Wondo
Here you bud.
>>67431041
>>67431029
ChicanoFactChecking.jpg
>>67431097
>On loan to Everton while playing for the Galaxy.
Suck a dick Scum Jose.
>>67431041
tbf it looks like Courtois pretty much had it covered Wondolowski probably would have had to made a world class touch right there to beat him
>>67431222
>that damage control
Nice try quake fag.
Also,checked.
>Salty RBNY fans clamoring for that Pittsburgh guy to be suspended for as long as Ouimette is hurt
>Ouimette is totally fine
>>67431291
Not me, faggot
>>67431222
looks like Landon would have fucking scored that shit for USA like everyone already knew he would.
wondo is a faggot for life for this shit
>>67431317
>implying youre the only quake faggot.
Have a good night.
WOOP WOOP
>>67431393
>name is quakesfag
>call him a quake faggot
Tbh im shitfaced so i thought you were talking to me. This is what i get for being a tripfag autist
>>67429960
helps bradley is playing d-mid
UNION
N
I
O
N
...are not playing this weekend :(
>>67431914
>Being sad your leastern coast team aren't dropping points to anyone
>>67431921
NOBODY
>>67431914
>yfw lags finally get a road win when they go to Philly in a few weeks
>Reading Kei Kamara's interview
>https://twitter.com/smitchcd
Shit, the Crew are imploding. Where's the fucking popcorn.
wew lads tfcs stadium packed with the roofs up was pretty cool and seemed like a good atmosphere is this MLS 4.0?
http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2016-05-07-toronto-fc-vs-fc-dallas/recap
>>67432269
>roofs
>>67431982
Just finished watching the game. Ohgod, it hurts.
>>67431488
>it's a letting the cowtown win episode
Fucking hate this shit episode.
>>67431488
>>blanking Los Dos
>>67432538
Call it Houston's feeder team putting you guys in your place via Garber's secret service for the MLS.
>>67432602
Sac republic is the quakes feeder team
...for now
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
>>67432621
Now that I looked into the win, they basically had 2 B team Dynamo players win it.
Never mind forget developing a feeder team for Houston, more like a "lets send a few players that's our B-team to a lower league" team instead of developing our A-B team players for Houston that's supposed to play in these lower league games that are supposed to get game minutes in.
>>67432991
The way they are playing the fucking dash are their A team kek.
>>67432269
When was MLS 3.0?
>>67433201
You're standing in it
>>67433218
We're in 2.0
Post-Countdown clock to TH14 retiring was MLS 1.5
>>67433218
What makes it MLS 3.0 now, stadiums + academy facilities?
>Mexico Soccer Federation asked for Cubo to join the U-23s in France but Houston asked to keep him for this week's 3 games
>Grabs an assist and a good 60-70 mins
Does this mean what I think it means?
>>67433315
>yfw memes
>>67433351
>not doing the security guard instead
>>67433272
Academies, doubling up on existing markets, that stupid new league logo
>tfw after dealing with exams and visas, you can finally relax to some DC United vs Ethiad Airline
What did I miss, lads?
>>67433887
You didn't die of a terrorist attack, that's great turkbro.
>>67433887
Etihad winning the league this year, just you watch
Airplanes CAPTCHA confirms
Need a new name for MLS 2. TIEastern Conference doesn't roll off the tongue very well.
>>67433939
I guess I should have posted an update after that terrorist attack.
>>67433945
I wonder if this is going to be a season where none of the Ethiad sports franchises(R) win a cup, fucked up the EPL and Ayy-League, no hopes in MLS, How is their J-League team going?
>>67433974
I Fucked You're Mom Conference
So I've just started following this league as of about ten minutes ago. I generally support Philly teams because I have family there. Are the Union shit too or?
>>67434756
They might actually appear to be good right now, but don't be fooled
>>67431041
Official theme song of the Columbus Crew:
https://youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw
what the fuck?
https://twitter.com/pigpen813/status/729113124473847809
somebody please shoot this nigger
>>67436135
RIP the entire rest of his season, and possibly his career
>>67428774
>anime is real
This... just this. What the fuck?
>>67434756
Filthadelphia is literally the worst state, Turkish islamists, nigger-tier fans throwing D-cells and puking on fans and their best athlete is a fictional one
>>67436643
>not watching Based Soccer Animes
Kill yourself, my man.
>>67438703
>Philly
>a state
>>67440596
It's like compton, but with slightly more white people.
>>67434756
We're on the upswing competent sporting director and a good 'club' and locker room atmosphere at the moment with fun memes, Union fans are the most different out of all Philly sports fans... Also Hugh Jackman is a 'fan' of the team
>J-Mo with 4 goals in the last 4 games
>Seattle finding their stride and whup Scum Jose
/mls/ utterly BTFO
nth for making fun of Portlands' GK
>>67436135
>nobody had the balls to deck him in retaliation
gutless
>Old school supporters' passion
>And if technology doesn't stoke one's interest, a pulley-system to assist in the displaying of Supporters' tifo has also been installed in the South End, adding yet another dimension to the fan support TFC enjoys at home. Further enhancing the raucous atmosphere, all of the club's supporters groups have been condensed into that section of the stadium, where their vociferousness caroming off the roof will create a great din. Oh yes, there will be noise.
Because an organic supporters' culture is just too difficult to maintain, huh?
>>67442517
>Audio engineering to make it look like you have fans
>>67440596
Fuck my US geography up, senpai
>>67441650
>I rate white dozy 2.0
>Xheattle still in the bottom
Kek
What's with Arena and all of the meme formations?
>>67445473
bruce understands that the meme magic of mls
>#NERevs bench at LA Galaxy: Knighton (GK), Barnes, Bunbury, Sambinha, Herivaux, Femi, Kobayashi #LAvNE
Didn't watch any of the games yesterday because I was studying for exams
Hopefully there will be entertainment todaybto make up for it
>>67445581
That's usually sticking with whatever works
He's not really sticking with anything
>>67445473
Chances are that'll look like a fairly common 4-3-3 on the pitch
>>67445473
Is that, what, a 4-1-4-1?
Might actually work.
>Columbus Crew lockeroom is imploding.
>Soon
>>67445841
>>67445905
First guy's probably right
Either way only one center midfielder has got to be a concern
Luckily for the Galaxy it's nearly impossible for the Revs to win a game of pro soccer
Anyone else at this game?
>>67446329
>MLB-MLS broship
Link to LA vs NE stream? ESPNiggers = no MLS Live
>>67428774
La galaxy v new England stream?
>>67446329
no but wish i was there.
>>67445473
doesn't really end up being whatever is on the formations. bruce's a madman
>>67445473
>Not knowing bruce gives no fucks about the media people, they regularly get the formations wrong
>showing the 30 for 30 where george w bush threw the first pitch after september 11
>right before an mls game
intadesting
Will the USA ever be able to competitively compete in international tournaments without a relegation-promotion system?
>>67446843
only non-patriotic americans watch """soccer"""
>>67440696
>Hugh Jackman is a Union fan
Well I'm sold. Based Wolverine
>>67446320
Big red gonna have to do work, but looks like Bruce isn't afraid of NE.
>>67446843
GOAT pitch desu
Who /GIOGIOGIO/ here?
>fucking 20 minutes until kickoff
fucking hell
why is llelget taking selfies a story?
>>67447661
because espn needs filler for the pregame
>>67447661
Because the M in MLS stands for Millennials.
>have 3 forwards that can't really play together
>fuck it lets just play all of them in 4-3-3
Come on Bruce, you're better than these Sigi tier tactics.
>>67446868
the relegation-promotion system does nothing when the best teams can just buy better players
Does Gerrard ever play?
>>67448183
He had a groin injury. Don't think he's been in training all week.
>>67448183
He's injured
>>67448183
Also, he was playing when LA were putting up 5 goals a game.
>>67448124
Gotta play Keane because he's quality. Gotta play Zardes and Gio because of USMNT MLELS-shills and chicanos, respectively.
When's the next match? Google doesn't know my time zone and screws up the match times
>>67448145
???
>>67448344
LA-REVS on now, next game in 4 bongs
>this 1 man midfield getting steamrolled
Who could have seen that coming?
>>67448381
Thanks la, at least I didn't miss much.
Too bad the stream's spanish
Am I doing the wrong thing by rooting against LA? Because I already feel mad
>it's a LA dominates at home episode
K E A N E
E
A
N
E
>>67448618
>Am I doing the wrong thing by rooting against LA?
Yes. Get on that /racetoseis/ bandwagon senpai.
Why is there white dots everywhere? Static?
>>67448670
confetti my poor turk
That was a terrible botched kick
>>67448618
>rooting against the Man U/Juventus/Buyern/Madrid of MLS
Nah, you're doing it right
I like that none of the players are trying to dive in the box
wew lad
>it's a gio really wants to get on the mexican copa america squad episode
THIS MATCH IS GONNA END 6-NIL WONT IT?
>>67449099
hey youre back
>>67448990
always root against those teams, but can't really do that with lag, my local mls franchise
>>67449172
Yeah, m8. I managed to win the largest game of IRL Bomberman.
Just give us the Sclup desu
>Soon
>>67449677
you can only shitpost when there are no games on, to keep the thread bumped.
otherwise fuck off
I will never understand why mls firms have the worst fucking chants in history. this is fresh btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfH_yK9-WI
>>67449750
>implying games make the thread fast
>Soon
>>67449099
>stubhub
What else were you expecting?
>>67449846
Home advantage to not be real?
>>67449857
LA Galaxy is basically unbeatable at home and shit when they are away
>Oykos Greek Yogurt
The match was pissing me off, now the ADS!
>>67449897
Does that mean they'll lose to Philadelphia later this week? That'd be nice to see
>>67449857
West is HOME WINS
East is DRAWS ONLY
>>67449993
It ht. Fuck off now.
>>67450026
Most LA fans are expecting a loss. That said, you can never discount the East''s ability to underperform
>>67450026
Draw more likely. Philly/EC is ass.
>>67449993
>that flag
Fuck off roach
>Soon
>>67450135
don't bully the turkbro.
>>67450135
It was a joke desu, Ottoman Empire pretty much fucked up who owns what cuisine (example: Kebab/Gyro/Shwarma being the same thing)
Sup lads
Go UNION
>>67450094
>>67450120
hoping we can grind out a draw
>the first touch of zardes
mls firms have th ere own champions league. JUST
FUCK
>>67450395
>only team with 1 lose
>undefeated since week 2
I hope we can get a draw too Galaxybro, but knowing Bruce he's probably going to take the chance to rest all the starters and let Lassiter and Co. have a try.
Fucking Rowe.
>it's another no clean sheet for rowe episode
>>67450712
example
>lags getting swaged on
holy kek mls.
never change
KEEAAAANNNEEE
HA HA TIME FOR >lags
Should've never subbed Keane
>>67450353
>those bangs
lmao gj texas
>>67450797
I really hope you make it out of the group this summer. Would be an exciting upset over Italy or belgium.
rip in piss
>>67450835
Italy without a decent striker and missing Verratti and Marchisio are nothing special.
Belgium are very overrated but with Hazard deciding he wants to be good again at the end of the season and De Bruyne being good could cause issues.
Sweden I don't know anything about other than Ibra but we can beat them.
At first glance you'd think we're fucked but I can see us getting out then being knocked out by a first placed team.
They're literally about to drop points to the 10 man revs
>lags
>>67451070
n-no, stub hub is our fortress
Pisseed off Revs are one of the scariest teams I've seen in this league
>4 mins
FUCK
ty slippy g
A BEAUTAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
WHAT A HIT SON!!! WHAT A HIT!!!!
Slippy g really wants a trophy to end his career
Pls no bully him
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/report-nasl-in-talks-to-bring-new-team-to-atlanta-47916/
>Report: NASL in Talks to Bring New Team to Atlanta
only a matter of time before some bastard child of soonposters and lower league shills starts posting here
>>67451809
nah it will never take off
>>67451809
>no la aztecs revival
what the fuck are you waiting for nasl?
>tfw 1/4 of the season is over
>tfw still above the line
>sallad cf dropped to 4th place
rip in piss btr's team
>>67452516
>1/4 of season is over
>2 ppg
Just give >us the meme treble
What does it feel like to be a Crew fan?
>>67452544
>Subs: Hall, Mishu, Opare, Vincent, Büscher, Aguilar, Jeffrey
>>67453041
I didn't know the Crew had fans
>>67453041
No hard feelings, not like they've been paying attention for more than half a year anyway.
>>67451809
>putting new NASL teams in cities with teams already
You guys are fucking retarded
based atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByaizI-2Zzg
>reminder that this game is being unironically televised nationally
>>67453560
There's gonna be a wall back there right?
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/riverhounds-release-romeo-parkes-following-ouimette-altercation-47918/
Wow. BTFO
He's still on the Jamaica 40-man team for the Copa America
>>67453668
I don't think so. I think that part looks weird. but that is the solution they found to make the transition between the lower stands and the extremely high canopy over the side stands. they are torontonians, you know. they think big and shiny = better. the acoustics seem right though.
>>67451809
They can't use Chiefs
People might get offended
>>67453414
wait, atlanta has a team already?
didn't know
>>67453893
You got a point there, but what if it rains, that doesn't seem like it covers a whole lot of space in that section and if it's also windy that can be an annoyance for those in the back if they get caught in it, but I don't know much about Canada weather so to hell with it.
>Sabowondo
why are there MLS2 games on tv?
Birnbaum's Yurop interest is from Israel
That's not real Yurop interest
>>67454056
>inb4 east coast is where the people live
Oh look, a fucking goal, imagine that.
>letting man city Z score on you
>tfw dc united fan
>>67454708
>Hating on the American Alex Oxlade Chamberlain
Can someone just kick us out of MLS and into USL or NASL? I dont think i can stand to see another terrible Fire season
>Tommy McNamara will lead Ireland to glory in the euros
It's coming home lads
>>67454786
dont worry, you guys have one season left before folding anyway.
If I support NYCFC am I a fake soccer supporter?
>>67455025
wish i hadn't wasted my time with this shit game
>>67454786
We'll see how these new signings pan out. Probably bringing in de Leeuw from the eredivisie once their season is over.
Problem with the Fire right now is complete lack of offense with Accam out. Defense actually hasn't been terrible. That was the problem with Colorado last season and look at them now.
>>67455030
>still this mad
kek
>>67455059
Just imagine if Kraft and Garber hadn't screwed Chicago out of Jones a couple years ago
>>67455100
I'm not mad at anything this is a serious question. Everyone calls them a meme team here I have no idea what the hell that means.
>>67454678
You still have your raccoon buddies at least
>>67455121
mad/10 confirmed
>>67455121
Support whoever you want. Don't mind the autists here.
>>67455128
Ok can someone answer my question?
>>67455132
Word. I ask because there really is no where to discuss this. It's either here or reddit and I hate reddit.
>tfw finally get to come out of hiding
>>67455132
>>67455135
>>67455156
Damn you still this mad? Stay memey my plastic friend.
This was the first MLS game i've seen. Does it get better?
>>67455187
Why do you keep accusing me of being mad what did I say wrong? I didn't even state an opinion. Do you have autism anon?
>>67455030
Just support the Cosmos. Future D1 team right here .
>>67455206
>pretending to be retarded
ok butthurt-kun
>>67455239
>having this much autism
>>67455221
lmao
>>67455181
>>67455206
>only post when your "team" is winning
This is your typical nycfc """supporter""""
>>67455250
But I post all the time everytime they play?
>>67431041
DELET THIS
>>67455201
The earlier game today between LA and New England was actually really good.
NYCFC WON YEA FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL WHOSE THE MEME TEAM NOW FAGGOTS HAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL WE AREN'T KEKS NO MORE THIS SEASON IS OURS FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>67455201
watching the mls is kind of like watching 2 virgins having sex.
they clumsily feel out what they're supposed to do most of the time but there are moments when it clicks
>>67455327
Also lots of bad touches.
>Sounders won
>NYC won
/mls/ at maximum butthurt this weekend
>>67455322
Fuck you for falseflagging this bad.
That being said.
Our Year La.
>>67455360
I'm mostly just impressed the East managed to not have another draw.
>>67455268
Sure you do
>>67455322
You will always be a meme, you and your team
>>67455360
feels good nigga
>>67455381
I DONT CARE BITCH SUCK MY BLUE COCK
>>67455380
>another lesterner still obsessed with us Beast coasts episode
>That Houston vs SKC highlight reel
Aww yea that was a good night
>>67455442
>lesterner
You know "less" has two (2) s's?
>>67455519
lol stay obsessed
>>67455519
he's just a false-flagging flyover
>>67455581
>its a shitty conference plays the obsessed card episode
>>67455612
>this cuck lives in the same coast as I do
Just move to the lesser coast already
>>67455619
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>67455692
>full blown meme posting
>>67455692
>being this mad over bullshit
>Soon
Press F to pay respects
>>67456260
fuck OC
>>67455322
how embarrassing for you
>la unbeaten in 7 games
Rest of MLS, are you even trying?
>>67456376
>NYC also unbeaten in 7 games
>>67457067
Didn't you shitfuckers lose to Philly last week
>>67457217
>last week was 3 weeks ago
Feels bad
/JoinOrDie/
>>67457920
get those batteries ready
>>67457934
they never should have treaded on us this historic city will rise to become the true capitol again
>we're still dependent on a 35 year old Keane for goals
ffs Bruce get a fucking striker
>>67457968
did you take a break and this your first game back?
>>67457968
Jack McMeme when?
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM3tlh59Ycs
who's lookin' good today?, who's lookin' good in every way?
>>67458393
How black are you pham?
>>67458410
im actually not tbqh
>>67458393
>rerouting a through street into two T-intersections and a signal-regulated onramp
Traffic is going to be a nightmare every single game.
>>67458515
Put that city planning degree to use senpai.
How is Villa doing?
>>67458577
Doing bretty gud. Has like 7 goals in 10 games already. Occasionally has a few minor fuckups but he's old so it's expected
>>67458577
He's singlehandedly carrying his team. Actually looks like he wants to be in MLS, such heart. Easily one of the best DP signings ever.
>>67458585
Until he wins his team a mlsc up, he's not at the top.
>>67458603
Seba could barely get Torontlol into the playoffs and he's the best player in the league
>>67458577
Better than Lampard, at least Villa looks like he wants to win games for New York. Lampard just seems like he's just there for the ride.
Nice dubs.
>>67458629
>meme it up in the eastern conference
>best player gais!
Keane is true MLS GOAT.
>>67458694
>le frequently injured man
>>67458694
Got a little cheetoh stain on your fedora, anon.
>>67458713
>scored 2 fewer goals
>played 10 fewer games
>>Open Cup starts in 2 days
>>67459776
>mfw NASL gets btfo AGAIN
>>67460601
But NASL doesn't get btfo
>>67459943
>Houston
Fucking Houston lel
>>67458577
Literally the MVP
>>67458713
>>67458716
Learn some fucking history, you post-2014 worldc up converts.
>there are people who unironically follows MLeIS
top wew
>>67462019
you posted it again juanito
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/bbc-announce-euro-2016-line-7930930
Lampard is going to be a part of the BBC's coverage of the Euros, during the MLS season
>>67462663
Literally who at this point.
>>67455327
>>67455349
I really try and give MLS a fair shake, but watching these games is genuinely difficult. I guess if they never showed Bundesliga or EPL you would think that the games were high quality. But it's like watching some youth league kids kick the ball around in the afternoon after the adults finished playing in the morning here, or some kid trying to play Chopin for his school recital. I cringe and have to change the channel.
>>67459943
>falling for the flyover meme
>>67461911
>*tips fedora*
>>67462019
>Canelo pls go
Dear Anon,
The US Open Cup is a meme.
Sincerly, me
You may only reply to this post if your team has 5+ wins
>not so fast every team in the Eastern Conference
>Leastern conference to be taking serious.
>>67464664
Is that ANDY?
>Soon
>>67436643
This Tsubasa has no Drive Shuuto though
>LA Galaxy and the biggest insult against the victims of 9/11 won yesterday
>>67465634
>la wins
That's a good thing though.
>>67466101
To be honest, I don't ever hear good things about LA, bad traffic, bad weather, bad air, bad people, bad movies, etc.
>You will always be from California
Feels Good Man
>>67466164
i know this feel
>>67466164
Who should we call the Californian NWSL team?
>>67466156
>bad traffic
Definitely
>bad weather
not really
>bad air
all big populated areas have this problem
>bad people
thats kinda autisitic considering theres shitty people anywhere.
>bad movies
too subjective,but yeah
>etc.
nigga you wut
>>67466156
>bad weather
Literally GOAT tier weather.
>bad air
Not since the 80's
>bad people
Mostly the transplants from New York. The natives are chill.
>bad movies
I'm sorry your little 3rd world country only gets pleb tier "hollywood blockbusters"
This is now a California thread.
No East coast, PNW or flyover posts allowed.
>Your team has a DGW
The journey above the Red line is gonna be a long one.
>>67465634
don't let these other fags fool you teams like the lags man city c shitter shounders are disgraceful and deserve to be shit posted
the only redeeming thing is that MLS isnt popular yet so in a few years when it is everyone can watch these shit meme teams get butt roasted by east coast expansion teams
>>67466518
>calilags
cant wait till these la shitposters get drowned out by the LAFC newfags
>>67466227
No lad, we also have indie movie houses, desu Nightcrawler is the only good movie that came out there.
Also, who are the natives?
>>67466215
>thats kinda autisitic considering theres shitty people anywhere.
It seems like the bigger the city is the worse the people are, not sure why.
With etc. there is stuff like expensive property and what not, Compton is a Mexican neighborhood.
>>67467045
>doesn't realize LAFC is also in California
There's only going to more of >us.
>>67467070
its hilarious because the blacks and mexicans are the natives of LA, the white people just move there from other places, visit LA and you'll be astounded by how much it literally is mexico
>>67467018
fuck didn't realize the soonposter was this mentally deranged
>>67467070
>there is stuff like expensive property
Feels nice not being a slum desu.
>>67467115
>visit LA and you'll be astounded by how much it literally is mexico
Depends on where you visit. LA's downtown is surrounded by slums so that's all most visitors see, but go west a bit, and you don't see anyone but white people and Asians.
>>67467220
>Asians in SoCal
>>67467506
asians are fucking everywhere pham
>>67467045
>Portlel turf field
>Soccer town USA
>No pity
They are as bad or worse than Shittale.
>>67467506
>not banging qt slants
I wouldn't expect a flyoverfag to understand this feel
>tfw /sp/ is making fun of us again
>>67467506
Nigga, you don't know what you're missing.
>>67468056
Honestly, just let NASL have division 1 to save us all the embarrassment you call "MLS"
>>67468184
how to kill american soccer in one easy step
>>67468663
It's not killing. It's a rebirth of US soccer, think of a phoenix rising from the ashes.
>>67468784
Because it went so well the last time
>>67468924
And it'll do even better this time. Bill Peterson will do what Garber couldn't do for 20 years.
JUST
>the two most popular MLS teams on 4chan are playing on a
>Wednesday in Philly
>>67470474
>philly
>popular
nah, it's like one or two guys with proxies
>>67471095
Lel
>>67471095
lel, mad your team is irrelevant?
>>67470474
>>67471615
holy shit philly delusion is real
>>67471968
stay mad
DOOP
>>67471968
Just leave the no trophy expansion teams alone. They're not worth it.
>>67472570
UNION
N
I
O
N
>3rd in MLS2
>9th in MLS1
JUST
>>67472570
>>67474044
D O O P
O
O
P
U N I O N
>>67471095
Nah, at least 4 of us, not counting foreigners
http://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2016/05/09/14/43/160509-mnt-weekend-rewind-four-for-four?sf25940989=1
>The strike was his fourth in as
many games, tying an MLS rookie record previously set by Damani Ralph with the Chicago Fire in 2003 and matched by Patrick Mullins with the New England Revolution in 2014. Morris will look to break the record when Seattle visits FC Dallas next Saturday.
You all doubted meme magic
>mfw Wednesday games against the Leastern Conference
I'm a union fan who lurks and doesn't post in here much. Used to trip back in 2010-11. We lit up in hurr
>people who dont know about union hulk
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB9IO6C18Do
>>67467128
thats not me
>>Open Cup starts TOMORROW
>>67479482
tfw kinda want to put a cheeky tenner on Detoilet City but betting is haram
>>67480884
>>doing or not doing things because religion
Will a lower division finally make it to the finals?
>>67481228
Since when did MLS have this many teams?
>>67481228
>those states without even a lower division team
>>67481228
4th round where the MLS teams enter is during the Copa America, some teams may be shorthanded, could see a couple upsets
>>67481228
If Bruce Arena actually took this "Cup" serious LA would win every year.
>>67481228
Is that a literally bar team in CO?
>>67481405
>still believing the bruce doesn't care meme
He plays a full starting 11, but can't win because LA and muh road form.
>>67481405
if the fucking union, kek, can make it to the final there is no reason why >we shouldn't
>>67481563
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_28150621/boulder-amateur-soccer-team-is-magical-run-u-s-open-cup
>>67481563
>>not knowing about based Harpo's FC
How far are you from local MLS team stadium? Use google maps please
>>67482377
∆>using botnet maps
>>67464166
this is pretty stupid, you can easily tell who doesnt really know the game with statements like these.
you're implying that people around the world watch las palmas vs gijon and west brom vs stoke on a regular basis instead if just the same 5 teams in the world over and over again.
>The imploded locker room of Columbus
Why is Ohio so pathetic, lads?
>la is going on the road
>on short rest
>philly basically guaranteed 3 points
>they will shitpost about winning their easiest game all season
>>67483592
Delusion
>>67482377
45 minutes from bonney field
>>67484380
Do Hawaiifags all support SoCal teams, or just bandwagon the team with the best record?
>>67484652
Damn that looks far
>>67484652
you live in a decent area why would you go voluntarily go to the ghetto
>>67484953
Because he likes soccer
>>67482377
20 minutes to Chester
>>67484910
It's a patchwork of transient people supporting their hometown teams and people bandwagoning popular teams. I see more Saints and LSU bumper stickers than I do SoCal teams. Also no one cares about sports that aren't handegg.
>>67487483
>Saints and LSU
Humidity broship?
>>67487686
Hawaii is a secret Deep South colony.
>southernmost state
>heat/humidity
>economy historically based on sugar cane plantations
>largest minority of the population descendants of imported plantation labor
>bad schools and funny accents
>simmering vaguely-racist secessionist movement
>>67487831
woah senpai.
>>67487831
>vaguely-racist
https://thecauldron.si.com/so-lets-build-a-pro-soccer-team-from-scratch-69a7588bb2da
anyway, this story makes me want to make afc anchorage a reality. don't have the tech money to achieve it though.
Anyone have the Gif of Benny losing his mind on sunday because his team is losing to NYCFC?
>>67488701
That's a really neat article.
I hope he gets his "lower league starter kit" online soon enough; multiplying that sort of effort is the best hope for pro/rel in the US.
>>67488701
Based on the ethnic distribution you could try to get support from a Bundesliga team, but then you'd lose "AFC Anchorage". Bayern Anchorage or Borussia Alaska, maybe.
>>67490258
>another foreign club supporting a local team
no thanks pham
>Soon
>>67490258
All that pink. In the southwest
Why are we so GOAT?
>>67490258
wtf is an "american"? Old ass brit descendants?
>>67491102
Right? Mexico #1
>>67446981
Go back to /nfl/ and cry, faggot.
>>67491170
It's how the descendants of Scots-Irish borderers usually self-identify.
>>67491102
>>67491102
MexiGoats represent
>>67491190
>my 2 day old bait caught something
come on anon
>>67490258
Pink - No Era Penal
>>67490258
why did black people stay in the south after slavery?
>>67491196
>>67491102
>>67491271
CA
>>67491196
>>67491271
>>67491392
HOU
Goal de USA
>>67491384
It's where they grew up and where their families, friends, and churches were.
Also the North wasn't much less racist, they were just antislavery, mostly because their economy didn't require it. Not a lot of cotton plantations in Massachusetts.
Ask a guy who watched his championship caliber team implode live anything
>>67491542
t-thx senpai
>>67491102
You have to go back
I live in Atlanta and apparently we're getting yet another sports team to be perpetually disappointed by. At least MLS has a filthadelphia team I can hate
>>67491664
What was it like conceding four after scoring four?
>>67491902
hey newcomer. you are way fucking out of the loop. This is will be the one and only good Atlanta team, like srsly tho.
now, everyone hates us already so just expect lots of people telling you bad things
>Soon
>>67491664
>championship caliber team
oh so you were at the MLS Cup last year? what was it like giving up a goal in 27 seconds and then allowing another one that shouldn't have counted 5 minutes later at home in the MLS Cup fucking final?
sucks to be you
>>67492116
>This is will be the one and only good Atlanta team, like srsly tho.
From what I've seen the MLS is a meme league where anything can happen, so maybe. Won't take much more than "qualify for playoffs and don't get btfo first round" to be more successful than the rest of the teams here.
>>67492116
>everyone hates us
>>67492159
you either dont care yet or already hate >us. there is no in between.
>>67492156
senpai, fans other teams dream of having >our front office and ownership.
>Soon
>91% of fantasy players don't have Jermaine Jones
It's like you guys don't want to win.
>>67492235
You're about as hated as a mosquito, annoying little things that should fuck off
>senpai, fans other teams dream of having >our front office and ownership.
no
>>67492354
>Memearado
>For real
They won't even make the playoffs
>>67492397
taking over the world famalam. which big wig should we grab next?
>Soon
http://redstatebluestatesoccer.com/chicken-bucket-fc-best-organic-chant-ever-2/
>Chicken Bucket "clap clap clap-clap-clap"
Why hasn't your team thought of something original, /mls/?
>>67492524
>COME ON SEAAAATLE (come on seattle) FIGHT AND WIN (fight and win)
>SEAAAAAAATLE (soooouuuunders)
rest of MLS, are you even trying?
>>67492524
With originality we get stuck with
I
I BELIEVE
>>67492594
holy fuck I just shed a thug tear to this. absolutely riveting lyrics.
>>67492631
>Seattle Sounders here we go
>Here we go
>Here we go
Literal chills pham
>>67491931
Miserable, who the fuck ties a game 4-4. Kei kamara could have layed off to finley and trapp for two easy goals late but took awful shots instead.
>>67492152
There are few things more deflating than that. Worst part is steve clark still does dumb shit with the ball in his own area. Almost gave one up to drogba the same way over the weekend.
>>67492594
La
GALAXY
LA
GALAXY
LA
GALAXY
every home game at the 15 minute mark
>>67492445
Why does Atlanta get all the >soon
>>67492116
What is attendance expected to be? Better than Tech football?
>>67493538
>Woooooo-aaaaaaaaaah
*clap*
>Woooooo-aaaaaaaaaah
*clap*
The Sons of Ben truly have the best chants
>>67493463
You're more mellow, I'd be more pic related
>>67493538
>>67493667
why don't teams just whistle more if they can't come up with something good?
>>67494022
>muh europe
>>67494038
NYCFC
*CLAP CLAP CLAP
NYCFC
*CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>67494090
COME ON YOU BOYS IN BLUE
*clap*
I wish people would stop singing When the Saints Go Marching in.
>>67482377
15 minute walk from our future home. (<1 mile)
Get on my level.
>>67428774
tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tus tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tus tus tsu tsu tsu tus tus tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tus tsu tsu tsu tsu
>>67490258
>tfw live in the only german county in the bay
Based 925
>>67494270
>more flyoverites in my mls
>>67494334
You're not even a real Californian.
>>67493962
You learn to deal with disappointment as an ohio sports fan
>>67494270
O/U on # of years until MUFC folds? I say 7
>>67494384
>butthurt spic califag
>>67494334
lol faggot whites are a dying breed I hope you marry out of your race. FuckWondo btw literally the fucking worst player to ruin the World Cup >>67494384
>>67495133
Some easy 3 points for my team.
No skin off my back phamalam.
>>67493607
last time I went to a tech game it was empty as fuck and fucking calvin johnson was playing so i dont have a fair assessment on that. I think AUFC will sell 71,000 to the first game and then average like 30kish after that until playoffs or something.
>Soon
>>67496039
>playoffs
Nah not in the first year pham
>>67496039
>playoffs
K e K
e
K
>>67496039
>71,000
more delusional then union fans
LEL
There has been so much delusional in the past weeks and it gets worse as the weeks go by. What the actual fuck.
Union fans aren't actually delusional
>>67496388
Shut up you stupid Snek.
>tfw no Alex Morgan gf
>>67496215
why not? 12 game road trip leading up to it.
>>67496388
>unionfag delusion: the post
>>67497830
The NFL stadium with turf isn't even going to be ready for the first game of the season?
Fucking mls letting anyone with the shekels to get in.
>>67496501
>>67496416
hi guise wut happening here?
>>67499170
R A N G E R S
Oh hello MLS thread.
You make me happy.
>>67501278
thanks for the bump bb
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygfh6dFUtcU
>>Open Cup starts TODAY
Hold on to your butt(s)
>>67501772
Speaking of which...
>>67501770
holy shit there is a lot of soccer today
And we already have a winner!
http://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2016/05/11/03/10/160510-usoc-corinthians-sc-of-san-antonio-advance-to-usoc-second-round
>>67501915
LGTSS
>NTX Rayados
>>67501933
Why is it that MLS teams' U-23s can play in the USOC, but their USL 2/II/B teams can't?
Remind me again the difference between /mls/ and /soc/ ?
>>67502043
The U-23 teams are PDL and therefore non-professional
You can't pull players up or send them down quite as easily as you can with a USL reserve team
>>67502071
one is infested with attention seeking tripfags and the other one is /soc/
that, and no "rate my cock" threads in /mls/
Finish out the old thread, obviously, but new thread ready to go at
>>67502097
>>67502097
>>67502097
Operators are standing by.
>>67502104
>rate my /soc/
>Soon: mfw new thread
>>67502176
>sweating like a fat man in church
Games even going on at this hour?
>>67502217
Yeah I'm sure there are some night owls kicking a ball around now.
>>67492880
still cracking up at this, gj anon.
>>67502217
>>67502227
>/mls/ after dark
Has IE Brah made any new OC? Yes I have have but I'm in bed and can't post it :|
>>67502252
Never heard of him.
>>67502252
Who?
>>67502239
>Soon: world's first ever late night vibes double installment edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc
from the training ground
>>67502288
>dubs for dubstep
what's all this got to do with soccer, again?
>>67502319
They're both popular with hipsters heyooooooo XD
>>67502319
Nothing, just like the south and soccer.
Great thread, autists.
>>67502346
You're welcome, fag
New thread, RIP old thread
>>67502097
>>67502097