All times Eastern, home team on left
>Wed. 5/11
Philly Union vs LAG, 7pm
Colorado vs Sporting KC, 9pm
FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers, 9pm
Vancouver vs Chicago, 10pm
San Jose vs Houston, 10:30pm
>Friday, 5/13
DCU vs NYRB, 7pm
>Sat., 5/14
Montreal vs. Philly, 5pm
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
US Open Cup - First Round
>>NTX Rayados
more like /misogyny/ general
>>67502122
>Kino North Stadium
more like flick.
>>67502144
yes, OP forgot the link to the nwsl schedule.
>>67502144
>>67502168
>Status: Toldplay
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>>67502122
WEST CHESTER
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Love midweek games.
neet4lyfe
tell me, my rotund friends, why there is such small population in the northern middle part?
>>67502435
For the same reason there isn't one in Aussie land: That's all mountains and/or desert.
>>67502435
Colder, more mountainous, etc
>>67502435
There be dragons.
>>67502455
Oh I thought that region was all foresty or grasslands
>>67502435
tfw you will never be a redneck from Montana
>>67502472
The parts to the east of the empty area are mostly plains>>67502472
>>67502472
Nah, people live where there are foresty grasslands.
Everything from the western half of TX to the eastern half of AZ is dirt, brush and cactus. North of that it just gets more mountainous, but Wyoming and Montana (while beautiful) are inhospitable and therefore no sports.
It's a
>Sunday home, Wed 2000 miles to San Jose, Sat back home
kind of episode.
GAMEDAY
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>>67502435
Wolves and Grizzly Bears
>>67502435
because the bears can smell menstruation
>>67502122
>myrtle beach mutiny
>miami fusion
>outbreak FC
>Corinthians
>New York Cypriot
>>67502690
>>67502874
IE Brah vs Union Bandwagoner and DOOP
In a Handicap Match
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY
>>67505860
Literal whos
>>67506021
>>67505867
Mfw another easy LA win on the Road
>>67502629
>Houston asked the Mexican Federation to keep Cubo for this week before he joins them in France.
Its time.
NEW THREAD ---> >>67428774
NEW THREAD ---> >>67428774
>>67506207
>>67506039
>LA
>Road Win
>>67506362
>yfw only way to get rid of the on the road gypsy hex was to get rid of most of the team
>tfw LD is back in the house.
>>67502435
>tfw NASL will fucking dominate mlels teams this open cup
can't wait.
>>67506617
wew
>>67506617
>>NASL
>>67506633
>>67506632
>mfw mlels cucks near me
>>67506617
>I rate second division leagues.
>>67502435
Because it's nothing but mountains, forests and potato fields and rednecks
>>67506777
>second division
Not after this open cup.
>Soon: Austim in action edition
I found when they were filming the Coke commercial up there.
They did the Coke machine scene on april 3rd but it took them until april 21st to shoot the scenes on the ground floor with the truck.
>Soon
>>67507133
>Soon: forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
>>67506767
Who /roadwin/ here?
>>67507628
>Race to seis.
>>67507504
>inb4 Kamara makes SKC great again
Hopefully >we can get a point out of this.
What the fuck is this nonsense
>>67509485
>place claims on highly valuable transfers
>collect meme money from whichever team wants to sign them
based meme mechanisms
>tfw you take a mid-day nap so you can sleep later
>>67502213
California's NWSL team: The Borrachas
>>67509485
>>67509645
>to bid on a player you have to politely ask other teams
meme rules for a meme league. Gulati really needs to hurry his ass up
>>67509826
>tfw no comfy Avalon NWSL team
My snek is shedding. Its a sign.
>>67510285
Union confirmed shedding points.
>>67510285
Ball pit python?
>>67502690
>>67509826
>The Borrachas
>The
![1460066392122[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oG2D841.jpg "1460066392122[1].jpg")
>>67510562
Corn snek
>>67509485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
>>67512525
I'm happy that the even the first rounds are streamed, you don't get that chance with the FA Cup
>>67512525
looks so comfy, gotta get out of this city more often.
>>67512525
HOLY FUCK THAT DISALLOWED GOAL
>>67512597
a shame it's disallowed
>that camera moving away from the bunda close up
fuck off
holy shit theres fans at the match, lol
>>67512525
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING AN OPEN PARK?
>>67512744
random field somewhere in florida.
doesn't matter, looks comfy as all hell.
>>67512525
What the hell is that stand thing? Is it just a near by house?
Scared Union?
>>67512815
not as scared as the lags towards D batteries
>>67512525
Those trees giving the field a park-like, possibly being played at a park, look just seems so comfy. Love to have a picnic under one of those trees.
Who /viernes de futbol/ here?
>>67512815
>tfw that will never be spacex or any of the cool companies in LA
lafc will definitely win the jersey sponsorc up.
only way they can fuck it up is by being sponsored by scientology or some shit
Bros I live in Arizona and I want to get into American divegrass. What team do I bandwagon?
>>67512946
Maybe. Still do early to tell what LAFC will be. I think the stadium looks fan fucking tastic though
>>67512952
Any team from here. Pic related.
>>67512952
pick uno >>67502435
you can go even lower league and you'll find an even more local team.
>>67512815
nice ms paint "skills"
>>67512952
Support your local team
>>67513019
This ones better desu
1 more hour until the game we are all waiting for starts.
>>67502122
>There's a team called Aromas Cafe
>>67512952
AFC Anchorage
>>67513150
Keep the dream alive, Vietbro
>>67512744
prime comfy zone. like seriously someone send this to the britfags when they talk FA Cup comfyness (not to hate on based FA cup or anything tho)
Holy shit this Kraze SC v Villages SC game must be playing at a lodge or something
>Thirty bings till to race seis continues.
Who should I captain m8?
>putting fantasy hopes on Dallas comeback
when does the multiball go into effect?
>implying Dos Santos wont get a birthday hat trick
>tfw lived in Ocala and Oviedo
>tfw I know where the villages is
>tfw I've never heard of these team before
>that couple walking their dog in the background
http://thecup.us/2016/05/11/2016-us-open-cup-round-1-preview-a-look-at-all-22-usoc2016-games-with-video-audio/
>all this soccer
>all this streaming
Fuck it I'm watching at work.
>Charlie Dennis
>>67512525
this game fucking sucksssssssssssssssss
>>67513149
>tfw no stream of the underdogs Aromas Cafe
>>67513757
Knew it wasn't going to be good when that team forfeitted against Corinthians
Who's the best team in Chokelahoma?
>>67513793
>>67513793
>Oklahoma City Energy (Drinks)
>Rayo B
GOAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!
>LAST SECOND GOAL
>The City of Kraze
>1-0 two minutes into extra time
>"That may be the decider"
Really conservative commentary.
what did he mean by this?
>Kennedy
>Soon
>>67513941
Bruce gonna Bruce.
>>67513955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbhSzDc5ro
oops
>Soon
>>67513955
>Folded years ago
>Reserves became the new ATL Silverbacks
>>67513941
Rowe got shook after getting swagged on
>>67513941
>pairing husidic with Rogers instead of Lleget.
What are you doing Bruce.
>>67513999
My guess is going for a little more defense to start the game. Letget probably a 60 min sub.
>>67514046
>Stacked as fuck on the wing.
I would still start Lleget,secure the first with a few goals and sub in players to defend the lead.
>leo back on
>>67514104
You're risking getting 1.0'd and chasing the game from the 1st half.
>>67514104
This is road form Galaxy. Being aggresive and securing the game in the start isn't happening.
>sebastian lewho
>>67514121
That's years past. This team is more resilient. They can pull it off.
fucking sneks
>Another Galaxy get scored on early.
>>67514183
They legit almost dropped points to the revs in the 80th+
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>galaxy on the road episode
>LA ever winning outside Carson
>>67514183
>The city of (You)
any la/philly stream?
>>67514257
>Chester Union.
Home of the Pedos
Anyone have a good stream? MLS live is blocking me for no fucking reason.
67514259 (you)
>doing it wrong.
>IE Brah
>>67514297
The Silverbacks/Reading game has the stadium announcer giving the LA/Philly score live. It's surreal.
>>67514322
>Chester Union.
>Home of the Pedos
is this even a joke? or are you just a salty cuck
>Zardass
>lags
reminder that the galaxy takes drugs at home in their locker rooms
>>67514365
>Pottery
>>67514392
>drugs that our out their system in 2 days
Step it up Bruce.
yes fucks yes
GOAL
Get fucked
>The far post of Andre Blake
Ricketts 2.0
>Letting a homosexual score on you
>PHILTHADELPHIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Fabinho
>Brazilian Defenders
kek
>It's a faggot scoreing in Phili episode
Oshit this is getting gud
>No body likes us.
>Robbie Keane will get sent off for chatting shit
why are union fans the biggest fanbase of philly sports?
>it's a keane wildly gesturing episode
>>67514493
>>67514749
Nice. Red Bulls next.
Switching to USOC, desperate teams are more fun to watch. Tell me when the massive chimpout happens.
>>67514795
Post the link to the Detroit game if you can. I like their meme rivalry
Does philly have any fans?
>that industrial ship floating by in the background.
What the fuck
>dat ship
GOAT stadium
damn that's a big ship
>>67514945
Is this the type of delusional philly fans share?
>>67512815
Not even a little
>philel
>i missed the big ship
i wanna see the big boat guise :(
>>67515087
>Fucking lurker
Go back.
The big ship
>>67515137
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/730546378376646656
>>67515209
>image.jpg
>>67515183
I wasn't lurking, got banned and then forgot to come back until today
>>67515209
Nice boat
https://youtu.be/1d-MkhpW-1M
HONDURANS vs REDNECKS
>it's a landy cakes is on my tv and not in a commercial for beer or a bank
>>67515291
>this camera angle
this reminds me of intramural soccer lol
>>67515364
>the American way.
>>67515364
>landy cakes in bank commercial
But that's Don Ovan.
ded sneks
DED SNEKS
Woah nice set piece.
WHO CAN FUCKING STOP US!??!?!?!?!?
>Its a Union cant beat LA episode
>>67515522
Who's Don Ovan? Hat-trick Rick is the captain
>>67515628
The Rapids
>>67515628
>have to wait till December for cup so other teams don't get triggered by our race to seis
Feels bad man.
>tfw the hex given by the gypsy the team ran over in their bus is ogre
feels good man
>>67515673
>its an east cant beat west episode
FTFY
>>67515714
>memestern conference
>>67515673
>Re-runs
>It's a philly crash out of playoff contention episode
My favorite
>>67515214
>>67515209
>being nice
thanks
>>67515799
it's the leastern conference m8.
>>67515291
US Open Cup opens whole new levels of comfy. I'm starting to love this shit.
>>67515291
what is the score?
who is who?
>>67515823
Yet they manage to do it every year.
>Kennedy
REEEEEEEEE
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
>lags
>>67515823
>>67515714
>it's a lesstern coast still obsessed with us Beast coasters episode
>>67515877
Brilla just scored, 1-0.
Brilla in blue, New Orleans in classy purple.
>>67516136
My ears bled from the announcers
>that 4x t shirt
>mfw /mls/ doesn't realize this is our year
>>67516148
"I agree, Grant"
>>67516188
>got a draw
>at home
>against short rest team
>"its our year gais"
Where's tiny fast black man?
>>67516251
is just a matter of time lad, we've got this
>brucie wiping gio's boot
holy kek
Donny's not good at estimating
will Atlanta replace Seattle as the most hated team in MLS?
>>67516722
No. They'll have 1 bad season and have 0 attendence like every other Atlanta sports team.
>>67516722
no, they will be literal whos after year one
>it's a union can't finish against a team that played two days ago episode
>>67516869
>failadelphia
>>67516722
no
>>67516763
>>67516769
also no
>>67516920
you're not tricking me soonposter
>>67516722
LA FC will be a contender
Who the fuck is gonna be Atlanta's "Rival"
>>67517002
wasnt trying to. its me tho.
>>67517044
Will literally have an OCSC/NYCFC first season
>>67517054
Orlando
phew lads, >we did it!
>It's out year
>tie a b team/played two days ago
Shittideplhia logic.
>>67517054
everyone. Loons despise us, United hates us, Orlando wants a geographic rival, Columbus likes to be all >muh sherman....so yeah.. plenty of options.
>Soon
>>67517054
ATL-CHI. The bottom of the east derby
>>67517082
>road point
Not even mad
ROSENBERRY
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>>67517123
you forgot the best thing.
>after resting themselves
Does the rapids even have fans?
>>67517133
Orlando wants to be rivals because you took their scarf down in MLS HQ. Congrats. Now they can stop shitting around with actual Northeast teams
>>67517212
>orlando and nycfc are unironically "rivals"
>>67517212
No. They started it way before that.
>Soon
desu senpai
>>67517234
>Orlando are "rivals" with literally every team north of the Mason Dixon line
pretty sad desu
>>67517147
He's bretty gud
>MLS sponsored "rivalries"
good one
>>67517148
Plus recover and training. I can tell you never played sports.
>>67517380
>I can tell you never played sports.
where the fuck do you think we are?
>>67517509
We are all former professional athletes
>SKC player trips over the ball and falls down
>foul on the Rapids
the fuck was that?
>/sp/ doesn't care teams other than LA and philly are playing tonight
>>67517509
Anon was raised on Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
>It's another FC Dallas getting scored on meme
>>67517652
of course pham, gonna go back to watching some comfy open cup
>>67517652
At least Valeri did something productive tonight
Who's going to be MN's rival? It's usually Chicago, but I'm going to assume Chicago will still be in the East and MN will be put into the West, so would that make it Sporting?
>>67517762
>geography should determine a rivalry
>>67517738
>fantasy points
Feels good senpai.
>>67517762
Atlanta
>Soon
>>67517762
>another team out in bumfuck nowhere that western conference teams have to travel to
>>67517825
B A N T E R
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If your supporter's group was GOAT this would be the TIFO when you play them
Fucking Melia almost going full retard
>>67517903
>>67517825
it unironically looks better as Minnesota than Atlanta
>>67517133
>Implying Orlando City SC wants to be rivals with "Atlanta" (but not based in the city of Atlanta) "United" (but not formed from the union of two soccer teams) "Football" (but they play soccer not football) "club" (but they don't own or control any academies or anything that would be associated with an actual club)
>>67517853
Eh, no different from the Wolves, except there's actually a team within the region in MLS. With the Wolves, the closest West team is either Memphis or OKC
>>67517967
They're gonna need some asterisks for that name!
>>67517936
>>67517936
This t b h f a m
I'm ready for the rematch.
>Pic related
>Shirtless guy
>Guy wearing a jersey for a team that isnt playing at the stadium he's at
>That one man in the old away jersey looking uncomfortable as fuck
kek
>>67518092
>visit houston last summer
>galaxy happened to be playing at same time
>go to game
>see tons of Gerrard Liverpool shirts
>dude behind me yelling Gerrard chants
>couple of Yuropoors leave once novelty of seeing Gerrard wore off
Plastic as fuck. Nice stadium though.
CHI v VAN stream?
>>67518296
Literally who?
>>67518296
MLS Live :^)
>>67518296
games are done pham
