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All times Eastern, home team on left
>Wed. 5/11
Philly Union vs LAG, 7pm
Colorado vs Sporting KC, 9pm
FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers, 9pm
Vancouver vs Chicago, 10pm
San Jose vs Houston, 10:30pm
>Friday, 5/13
DCU vs NYRB, 7pm
>Sat., 5/14
Montreal vs. Philly, 5pm
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
US Open Cup - First Round
>>NTX Rayados
more like /misogyny/ general
>>67502122
>Kino North Stadium
more like flick.
>>67502144
yes, OP forgot the link to the nwsl schedule.
>>67502144
>>67502168
>Status: Toldplay
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>>67502122
WEST CHESTER
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Love midweek games.
neet4lyfe
tell me, my rotund friends, why there is such small population in the northern middle part?
>>67502435
For the same reason there isn't one in Aussie land: That's all mountains and/or desert.
>>67502435
Colder, more mountainous, etc
>>67502435
There be dragons.
>>67502455
Oh I thought that region was all foresty or grasslands
>>67502435
tfw you will never be a redneck from Montana
>>67502472
The parts to the east of the empty area are mostly plains>>67502472
>>67502472
Nah, people live where there are foresty grasslands.
Everything from the western half of TX to the eastern half of AZ is dirt, brush and cactus. North of that it just gets more mountainous, but Wyoming and Montana (while beautiful) are inhospitable and therefore no sports.
It's a
>Sunday home, Wed 2000 miles to San Jose, Sat back home
kind of episode.
GAMEDAY
UNION
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>>67502435
Wolves and Grizzly Bears
>>67502435
because the bears can smell menstruation
>>67502122
>myrtle beach mutiny
>miami fusion
>outbreak FC
>Corinthians
>New York Cypriot
>>67502690
>>67502874
IE Brah vs Union Bandwagoner and DOOP
In a Handicap Match
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY
>>67505860
Literal whos
>>67506021
>>67505867
Mfw another easy LA win on the Road
>>67502629
>Houston asked the Mexican Federation to keep Cubo for this week before he joins them in France.
Its time.
NEW THREAD ---> >>67428774
NEW THREAD ---> >>67428774
>>67506207
>>67506039
>LA
>Road Win
>>67506362
>yfw only way to get rid of the on the road gypsy hex was to get rid of most of the team
>tfw LD is back in the house.
>>67502435
>tfw NASL will fucking dominate mlels teams this open cup
can't wait.
>>67506617
wew
>>67506617
>>NASL
>>67506633
>>67506632
>mfw mlels cucks near me
>>67506617
>I rate second division leagues.
>>67502435
Because it's nothing but mountains, forests and potato fields and rednecks
>>67506777
>second division
Not after this open cup.
>Soon: Austim in action edition
I found when they were filming the Coke commercial up there.
They did the Coke machine scene on april 3rd but it took them until april 21st to shoot the scenes on the ground floor with the truck.
>Soon
>>67507133
>Soon: forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
Who /roadwin/ here?
>>67507628
>Race to seis.
>>67507504
>inb4 Kamara makes SKC great again
Hopefully >we can get a point out of this.
What the fuck is this nonsense
>>67509485
>place claims on highly valuable transfers
>collect meme money from whichever team wants to sign them
based meme mechanisms
>tfw you take a mid-day nap so you can sleep later
>>67502213
California's NWSL team: The Borrachas
>>67509485
>>67509645
>to bid on a player you have to politely ask other teams
meme rules for a meme league. Gulati really needs to hurry his ass up
>>67509826
>tfw no comfy Avalon NWSL team
My snek is shedding. Its a sign.
>>67510285
Union confirmed shedding points.
>>67510285
Ball pit python?
>>67502690
>>67509826
>The Borrachas
>The
>>67510562
Corn snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwYOUySURo
>>67512525
I'm happy that the even the first rounds are streamed, you don't get that chance with the FA Cup
>>67512525
looks so comfy, gotta get out of this city more often.
>>67512525
HOLY FUCK THAT DISALLOWED GOAL
>>67512597
a shame it's disallowed
>that camera moving away from the bunda close up
fuck off
holy shit theres fans at the match, lol
>>67512525
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING AN OPEN PARK?
>>67512744
random field somewhere in florida.
doesn't matter, looks comfy as all hell.
>>67512525
What the hell is that stand thing? Is it just a near by house?
Scared Union?
>>67512815
not as scared as the lags towards D batteries
>>67512525
Those trees giving the field a park-like, possibly being played at a park, look just seems so comfy. Love to have a picnic under one of those trees.
Who /viernes de futbol/ here?
>>67512815
>tfw that will never be spacex or any of the cool companies in LA
lafc will definitely win the jersey sponsorc up.
only way they can fuck it up is by being sponsored by scientology or some shit
Bros I live in Arizona and I want to get into American divegrass. What team do I bandwagon?
>>67512946
Maybe. Still do early to tell what LAFC will be. I think the stadium looks fan fucking tastic though
>>67512952
Any team from here. Pic related.
>>67512952
pick uno >>67502435
you can go even lower league and you'll find an even more local team.
>>67512815
nice ms paint "skills"
>>67512952
Support your local team
>>67513019
This ones better desu
1 more hour until the game we are all waiting for starts.
>>67502122
>There's a team called Aromas Cafe
>>67512952
AFC Anchorage
>>67513150
Keep the dream alive, Vietbro
>>67512744
prime comfy zone. like seriously someone send this to the britfags when they talk FA Cup comfyness (not to hate on based FA cup or anything tho)
Holy shit this Kraze SC v Villages SC game must be playing at a lodge or something
>Thirty bings till to race seis continues.
Who should I captain m8?
>putting fantasy hopes on Dallas comeback
when does the multiball go into effect?
>implying Dos Santos wont get a birthday hat trick
>tfw lived in Ocala and Oviedo
>tfw I know where the villages is
>tfw I've never heard of these team before
>that couple walking their dog in the background
http://thecup.us/2016/05/11/2016-us-open-cup-round-1-preview-a-look-at-all-22-usoc2016-games-with-video-audio/
>all this soccer
>all this streaming
Fuck it I'm watching at work.
>Charlie Dennis
>>67512525
this game fucking sucksssssssssssssssss
>>67513149
>tfw no stream of the underdogs Aromas Cafe
>>67513757
Knew it wasn't going to be good when that team forfeitted against Corinthians
Who's the best team in Chokelahoma?
>>67513793
>Oklahoma City Energy (Drinks)
>Rayo B
GOAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!
>LAST SECOND GOAL
>The City of Kraze
>1-0 two minutes into extra time
>"That may be the decider"
Really conservative commentary.
what did he mean by this?
>Kennedy
>Soon
>>67513941
Bruce gonna Bruce.
>>67513955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbhSzDc5ro
oops
>Soon
>>67513955
>Folded years ago
>Reserves became the new ATL Silverbacks
>>67513941
Rowe got shook after getting swagged on
>>67513941
>pairing husidic with Rogers instead of Lleget.
What are you doing Bruce.
>>67513999
My guess is going for a little more defense to start the game. Letget probably a 60 min sub.
>>67514046
>Stacked as fuck on the wing.
I would still start Lleget,secure the first with a few goals and sub in players to defend the lead.
>leo back on
>>67514104
You're risking getting 1.0'd and chasing the game from the 1st half.
>>67514104
This is road form Galaxy. Being aggresive and securing the game in the start isn't happening.
>sebastian lewho
>>67514121
That's years past. This team is more resilient. They can pull it off.
fucking sneks
>Another Galaxy get scored on early.
>>67514183
They legit almost dropped points to the revs in the 80th+
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>galaxy on the road episode
>LA ever winning outside Carson
>>67514183
>The city of (You)
any la/philly stream?
>>67514257
>Chester Union.
Home of the Pedos
Anyone have a good stream? MLS live is blocking me for no fucking reason.
67514259 (you)
>doing it wrong.
>IE Brah
>>67514297
The Silverbacks/Reading game has the stadium announcer giving the LA/Philly score live. It's surreal.
>>67514322
>Chester Union.
>Home of the Pedos
is this even a joke? or are you just a salty cuck
>Zardass
>lags
reminder that the galaxy takes drugs at home in their locker rooms
>>67514365
>Pottery
>>67514392
>drugs that our out their system in 2 days
Step it up Bruce.
yes fucks yes
GOAL
Get fucked
>The far post of Andre Blake
Ricketts 2.0
>Letting a homosexual score on you
>PHILTHADELPHIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Fabinho
>Brazilian Defenders
kek
>It's a faggot scoreing in Phili episode
Oshit this is getting gud
>No body likes us.
>Robbie Keane will get sent off for chatting shit
why are union fans the biggest fanbase of philly sports?
>it's a keane wildly gesturing episode
>>67514749
Nice. Red Bulls next.
Switching to USOC, desperate teams are more fun to watch. Tell me when the massive chimpout happens.
>>67514795
Post the link to the Detroit game if you can. I like their meme rivalry
Does philly have any fans?
>that industrial ship floating by in the background.
What the fuck
>dat ship
GOAT stadium
damn that's a big ship
>>67514945
Is this the type of delusional philly fans share?
>>67512815
Not even a little
>philel
>i missed the big ship
i wanna see the big boat guise :(
>>67515087
>Fucking lurker
Go back.
The big ship
>>67515137
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/730546378376646656
>>67515209
>image.jpg
>>67515183
I wasn't lurking, got banned and then forgot to come back until today
>>67515209
Nice boat
https://youtu.be/1d-MkhpW-1M
HONDURANS vs REDNECKS
>it's a landy cakes is on my tv and not in a commercial for beer or a bank
>>67515291
>this camera angle
this reminds me of intramural soccer lol
>>67515364
>the American way.
>>67515364
>landy cakes in bank commercial
But that's Don Ovan.
ded sneks
DED SNEKS
Woah nice set piece.
WHO CAN FUCKING STOP US!??!?!?!?!?
>Its a Union cant beat LA episode
>>67515522
Who's Don Ovan? Hat-trick Rick is the captain
>>67515628
The Rapids
>>67515628
>have to wait till December for cup so other teams don't get triggered by our race to seis
Feels bad man.
>tfw the hex given by the gypsy the team ran over in their bus is ogre
feels good man
>>67515673
>its an east cant beat west episode
FTFY
>>67515714
>memestern conference
>>67515673
>Re-runs
>It's a philly crash out of playoff contention episode
My favorite
>>67515214
>>67515209
>being nice
thanks
>>67515799
it's the leastern conference m8.
>>67515291
US Open Cup opens whole new levels of comfy. I'm starting to love this shit.
>>67515291
what is the score?
who is who?
>>67515823
Yet they manage to do it every year.
>Kennedy
REEEEEEEEE
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
BASED FUCKING KEEGAN
>lags
>>67515823
>>67515714
>it's a lesstern coast still obsessed with us Beast coasters episode
>>67515877
Brilla just scored, 1-0.
Brilla in blue, New Orleans in classy purple.
>>67516136
My ears bled from the announcers
>that 4x t shirt
>mfw /mls/ doesn't realize this is our year
>>67516148
"I agree, Grant"
>>67516188
>got a draw
>at home
>against short rest team
>"its our year gais"
Where's tiny fast black man?
>>67516251
is just a matter of time lad, we've got this
>brucie wiping gio's boot
holy kek
Donny's not good at estimating
will Atlanta replace Seattle as the most hated team in MLS?
>>67516722
No. They'll have 1 bad season and have 0 attendence like every other Atlanta sports team.
>>67516722
no, they will be literal whos after year one
>it's a union can't finish against a team that played two days ago episode
>>67516869
>failadelphia
>>67516722
no
>>67516763
>>67516769
also no
>>67516920
you're not tricking me soonposter
>>67516722
LA FC will be a contender
Who the fuck is gonna be Atlanta's "Rival"
>>67517002
wasnt trying to. its me tho.
>>67517044
Will literally have an OCSC/NYCFC first season
>>67517054
Orlando
phew lads, >we did it!
>It's out year
>tie a b team/played two days ago
Shittideplhia logic.
>>67517054
everyone. Loons despise us, United hates us, Orlando wants a geographic rival, Columbus likes to be all >muh sherman....so yeah.. plenty of options.
>Soon
>>67517054
ATL-CHI. The bottom of the east derby
>>67517082
>road point
Not even mad
ROSENBERRY
O
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Y
>>67517123
you forgot the best thing.
>after resting themselves
Does the rapids even have fans?
>>67517133
Orlando wants to be rivals because you took their scarf down in MLS HQ. Congrats. Now they can stop shitting around with actual Northeast teams
>>67517212
>orlando and nycfc are unironically "rivals"
>>67517212
No. They started it way before that.
>Soon
desu senpai
>>67517234
>Orlando are "rivals" with literally every team north of the Mason Dixon line
pretty sad desu
>>67517147
He's bretty gud
>MLS sponsored "rivalries"
good one
>>67517148
Plus recover and training. I can tell you never played sports.
>>67517380
>I can tell you never played sports.
where the fuck do you think we are?
>>67517509
We are all former professional athletes
>SKC player trips over the ball and falls down
>foul on the Rapids
the fuck was that?
>/sp/ doesn't care teams other than LA and philly are playing tonight
>>67517509
Anon was raised on Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
>It's another FC Dallas getting scored on meme
>>67517652
of course pham, gonna go back to watching some comfy open cup
>>67517652
At least Valeri did something productive tonight
Who's going to be MN's rival? It's usually Chicago, but I'm going to assume Chicago will still be in the East and MN will be put into the West, so would that make it Sporting?
>>67517762
>geography should determine a rivalry
>>67517738
>fantasy points
Feels good senpai.
>>67517762
Atlanta
>Soon
>>67517762
>another team out in bumfuck nowhere that western conference teams have to travel to
>>67517825
B A N T E R
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If your supporter's group was GOAT this would be the TIFO when you play them
Fucking Melia almost going full retard
>>67517903
>>67517825
it unironically looks better as Minnesota than Atlanta
>>67517133
>Implying Orlando City SC wants to be rivals with "Atlanta" (but not based in the city of Atlanta) "United" (but not formed from the union of two soccer teams) "Football" (but they play soccer not football) "club" (but they don't own or control any academies or anything that would be associated with an actual club)
>>67517853
Eh, no different from the Wolves, except there's actually a team within the region in MLS. With the Wolves, the closest West team is either Memphis or OKC
>>67517967
They're gonna need some asterisks for that name!
>>67517936
>>67517936
This t b h f a m
I'm ready for the rematch.
>Pic related
>Shirtless guy
>Guy wearing a jersey for a team that isnt playing at the stadium he's at
>That one man in the old away jersey looking uncomfortable as fuck
kek
>>67518092
>visit houston last summer
>galaxy happened to be playing at same time
>go to game
>see tons of Gerrard Liverpool shirts
>dude behind me yelling Gerrard chants
>couple of Yuropoors leave once novelty of seeing Gerrard wore off
Plastic as fuck. Nice stadium though.
CHI v VAN stream?
>>67518296
Literally who?
>>67518296
MLS Live :^)
>>67518296
games are done pham
>>67517903
MUFC fans actually made that :/
>>67518198
There's a reason why the stadium is never really full, probably 1/10th of those brits were actually dedicated fans and the rest of them were just there to see Slippy G.
I was glad to tell one of them more about MLS but damn the ones that left early seemed salty as fuck and the ones that stayed for the entire game enjoyed it a lot.
Stadium could use more roofing, shit gets baked in the oven de naranja.
Also the concession stands get gimped every year.
>>67517967
>(but they don't own or control any academies or anything that would be associated with an actual club)
memeing pretty guud until you fucked up.
>Soon
>>67518465
http://matchcenter.chicago-fire.com/matchcenter/2016-05-11-vancouver-whitecaps-fc-vs-chicago-fire/feed
>No
>>67518740
>the cost of maintaining 6 sokkar fields
>>67518296
literally who vs literally who
who??
>>67518822
>>67518424
I didn't ask to be born in Chicago.
RIP Motagua
>>67518923
>don't stop living in the red
What did they mean by this?
UNION
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Was a pretty good game senpai
>>67518092
>Cubo not starting
He better start on Saturday, if this is why Houston asked to keep him for the week instead of sending him with the U23s then they need to stop taking the retard pills.
>>67519070
Idk, it's just one of those Fire things.
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-vancouver-whitecaps-chicago-fire-football-319526.html
Based Chicago broadcast team.
>>67519070
Not sure since Chicago have been living bellow the red for years now.
>>67519070
They pride themselves on poor financial management.
>>67519236
Thank god they're going to fold soon
>>67519317
hopefully they get bought by someone dope. a market that big deserves a good team. I used to like fire when they were good, i probably would have kept up with them.
How did your local team do in the Open Cup today?
>That collision
I'm pretty sure that caps player is ded...
>>67519597
Doesn't start playing until 4th round.
I-is he dead...?
>>67519597
OUR YEAR
>>67519597
>local team
>portlel
HEEM
>>67518923
>Est.1997
Why the fuck did MLS expand in its second season?
>>67519597
Timbers u23 kicks off in a couple of bings
>>67519880
It contracted in like its third
DALLLLAASSSS
please hold on to this that 2 goals in 2 mins was too good!
>soccer city usa
>2 players that aren't your fantasy captain score
Jones please
can you watch 4 games at once on MLS live? or on more than 1 device/window at a time?
>>67519746
That was fucking brutal. Fair play but still. I hope he's okay.
JAP DOWN JAP DOWN
FUCKING MELIA FUCK
That pass from midfield was godtier
>it's a western conference is a slugfest season
>tfw easy 3 on a comfy wednesday
>Wondo finishing
>>67520588
>Wondolowski
>Easy anything
Does someone have to post the webm?
>>67520588
>tfw quakesfag is your h2h opponent
>>67519880
They expanded in year 3; if I remember, the Fusion and the Fire were announced really early in the 1997 season to start play in 1998
>Niggeress shilling the outdoor bar
>>67520588
Fucking faggot
>Crapids memeing like Leiceister City
>wondo
Most overrated NT call up.
>Those highlights from the game against Seattle
Wow even more of a reason for Wondo to not make the final roster
>>67520931
>>67520855
Wondo is still the highest scoring American
>>67521044
Soon to be replaced with the less shitty Jordan Memorris
>>67521044
I'd like to see his goals to shots ratio
>Graham Zusi was out with an undisclosed injury
>Undisclosed
>Injury
THAT FUCK BERHALTER NEEDS TO FUCKING GO
>>67521044
>this delusion.
>Angering the blue gorilla man
kek
>>67521145
>Zusi injured
>two biggest starts fighting with each other in the press
>3rd worst team in MLS
>still only the 2nd-most embarrassing team in Columbus
>>67521145
>Berhalter
RICARDO CLARKKKKKKK THE LAST REMAINING FORMER SJ PLAYER
Eat shit Scum Jose
Another Wondo not able to finish attempt
>Perez Garcia throwing away that free kick
>Soon
Is this Simon's personal fuck toy?
IGBO
G
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fucking houston
>Houston we have a problem.
BLASt
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I went to a meaningless friendly between Columbus and Veracruz tonight. It was fun, and there's nothing you can do about it.
How have the Rapids suddenly become unbeatable? I don't get it.
>>67522033
Jones meme powers.
Also, nearly invincible at home.
>>67522167
must be that huge crowd helping them out
>>67522167
And they're about to get Tim Howard too. RIP everyone else.
MEME KEEPER
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>>67522231
either
>shitposting at the game
or
>not at the home game
which is it?
>>67522262
I'm at every home game breh
I love fucking up my fantasy team.
>>67522281
how is your mobile shitpost rig set up?
>>67522333
Raspberry Pi and a Wii U controller
>>67522281
>shitposting at a game.
Fairweather
>>67522349
no fucking way
>>67522349
Kek. If I ever saw someone at a game like this, I'd pour my beer on them.
qt grills san jose :3
>Kamara to Whitecaps
>>67523042
source?
>>67523042
>not official yet
but yeah. totally going somewhere tonight.
>>67523042
>>67523077
>>67523206
Let me try and wrap my head around this. Columbus, that conceded 4 goals and doing badly in general, is trading one of their best foward/goal scorer?
>>67523301
i'm pretty sure it's because of the locker room falling apart with kamara talking mad shit about higuain
>>67523326
Yeah. But Columbus is retarded for getting rid of Kamara when Higuain is the bigger problem.
The whole situation was due to Higuain not letting Ethan Finlay take the PK for a hat trick
>>67523326
The point is not only do they have shitty defense but lose one of their only outlets in scoring goals?
>>67519597
Plays next round against Ventura
https://twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/730631463960514560
And the trade is supposedly DOA
Or someone made it up
>>67523547
I'm assuming either the league vetoed it or someone got cold feet last minute, especially if they got as far as notifying players.
>>67523346
Yeah, but Kamara then went to the media. Presumably he's been a pain the locker since getting his pay raise.
LGTSS
>Columbus
>"It’s a big-boy game. You look out there and that’s a game with a lot of men on the field"
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvGt3HRJ9OM
>>67524314
Soon: forgot pic edition #666
wew.
>>67524152
Eastern conference confirmed for little boy league.
Sneks agreed, don't bother them about it.
>>67524474
So fukken obsessed lmao.
>MLS after dark
>>67524490
>angled in a way thats not optimal for dabs as well
no thanks.
otherwise hell yeah id blaze that
>>67524503
weed so good ya hit it and shout GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>67524490
>>67524503
>FTFY
HARPO'S
A
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P
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>>67524694
Harpos will make American Soccer great again
FUCK I FELL A SLEEP BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED ON MY DESK
>>67526692
turkbro pls
USOC Third Round draw in 40 bings
>>67526692
WAKE UP
WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
Next games when?
It's a beautiful day here at Red Bull Arena in New York. Red Bull, it gives you wings.
As we watch the ball sail down the field, past the defender, and it's a goal. DC United has scored a goal, and now a word from Gillette Razors. Gillette. The best a man can get.
FUCKING KEKARINOS
>>67527618
Martin Tyler with an American accent
>>67527665
Life just keeps getting worse for Agudelo
>>67527665
>Resv
>>67527704
>tfw he goes to NYCFC like Mullins did
Good God the banter
Missed this
http://www.onceametro.com/2016/5/11/11658836/new-york-red-bulls-karl-ouimette-suspended-by-usl-for-three-games-romeo-parkes-kick
Kek
>>67527757
nah bro, he's our new keeper since Howard is old and Guzan sucks
THE HUMANITY
>>67527818
He's not wrong. Can't wait for the implosion when Crew finish outside playoffs
>>67527818
Press F to pay respects
F
>>67527830
>a team from Ohio does poorly
SINCE WHEN
Higuain is either pissed now or he'll be pissed at the end of the year. No way Berhalter keeps his job this year
>>67527882
they'll at least TRY to find a replacement, this trade just kicked off a domino trail of other trades
>>67527517
Can't wait to see which MLS or USL teams we're about to blow out.
Revs needed defense. Agudelo needs to gtfo if he ever wants to get back into the national team this decade. Maybe fire his dumbass agent who botched a European deal because of the allure of England.
That's a lot of shit the Crew got, now will they utilizie it properly? As for this season I think theyre done as far as MLS Cup contender. The way the league is setup they can still make the playoffs. But they have no goalscorer now. Looking towards 2017 unless they get quality in the summer.
>>67506617
>>67507118
NASL, MLS merger when?
>>67527910
Definitely. Higuain leaves of there's no playoffs or if Greg gets fired and they purge the team. Finlays going to get poached by some other team as well. I feel bad for Parkhurst
>>67527910
Tchani is next. Higuain will probably leave after this season. Not playing up to his salary.
>>67527912
>>67507118
>>67506617
>NASL
>Not getting BTFO in the Open Cup
>>67527960
Never, enjoy losing to a USL team next week
Third Round draw underway
>>67527882
>>67527963
Why?
Berhalter has made the playoffs two straight times and was in MLS Cup last year
>>67528028
Speaking of draws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zoioohWdqQ
Detroit City/Louisville City winner at Indy Eleven
OKC Energy/Mississippi Brilla winner at Rayo OKC
>>67528033
He's killed his locker room. If you think the PK thing was bad, wait until Higuain finishes the season. Both Higuains are notorious locker room cancers.
>>67528085
that's usually not something that gets people canned in MLS
Weird how USL teams enter first even though they killed the NASLEL last year
Minnesota United at AFC Cleveland/Saint Louis FC winner
Jersey Express/NY Pancyprian-Freedoms winner at NY Cosmos
Charlotte Eagles/Charlotte Independence winner at Carolina Railhawks
>>67528101
It's what got Klopas, Marsch, Kreis and Petke fired from their last jobs.
San Antonio FC/Corinthians FCSA winner at Tulsa Roughnecks/Des Moines Menace winner
Harrisburg City Islanders/Westchester United winner at Reading United/Chattanooga FC winner
>>67528138
You're wrong on at least 3 of those
>>67528138
Kreis got sacked because NYCFC is just a shitshow in general, and they had unreasonable expectations for Year 1
>>67528155
>Corinthians
>Not Corinthians Two
>>mfw home again vs Minnesota United (potentially)
Miami Fusion/Wilmington Hammerheads winner at Miami FC
Vallages SC/Charleston Battery winner at Jacksonville Armada
Aromas Cafe FC/Richmond Kickers winner at Fort Lauderdale Strikers
Indy Eleven NPSL/FC Cincy winner at Tampa Bay Rowdies
Orange County Blues/Ventura County Fusion winner vs Sacramento Gold/La Maquina winner
Seattle Sounders U-23/Kitsap Pumas winner at Sacramento Republic
OR
CD Aguiluchos at Seattle Sounders U-23/Kitsap Pumas winner
>LA has 10 days off
Fuck I literally hate watching flyovers play, who are the national games this week?
Harpo's FC/Colorado Springs Switchbacks winner at Arizona United/FC Tucson winner
>>67528455
>I would rather watch my team collapse in on itself than watch other teams play
You'll be LAFC's #1 fan in a few years
>>67528455
Dwyer Derby and Lampard's vacation in Portlandia
>>67528504
Maybe. If the have a party bus from the IE that will pick me up. Pretty sure I'd stay loyal to LA.
Lansdowne Bhoys/Pittsburgh Riverhounds winner at Rochester Riverhounds
OR
Southie FC at Pittsburgh Riverhounds
OR
Lansdowne Bhoys at Southie FC
>>67528567
Y'all fucked up
>>67528596
>>Rochester Riverhounds
derrrrrp, Rhinos, my bad
>>67528526
Nah, but they'll have it streamed via HTC Vive. Perfect for millennial NEETs such as yourself
>>67528621
Lay off the meth pipe pham
Minnesota United the only NASL team to get sent on the road this year
in 2015, 5 of the 9 teams played away
>>67528755
>Only team averaging good at home has away game
>mean of NASL teams playing at home <5000
>NASL
“Major League Soccer seems to have quietly made one of its biggest ever player moves in recent weeks. It appears all 20 teams passed on signing longtime Chelsea and England defender John Terry to a Designated Player contract, figuring he simply wasn’t worth the outlay. So now it’s looking like the star center back will leverage his household name for top dollar in China or the Middle East instead.”
>>67528787
A) Sauce or it didn't happen
B) THE SMOLDERING WRECK OF JOHN TERRY'S CAREER
>>67528809
Google John Terry MLS there's like 4 stories about it
>>67528809
BE THE BEST FOREVER
What's the chances Man City C is coached by Martinez next year?
>>67528977
About the same as Energy drink rehiring Mike Petke
>>67528787
Future NASL player right there. I'm thinking he'd line up with the Cosmos along with Niko, another player that chose NASL over MLS.
>>67529029
I'm not sure whether you see that as likely or unlikely
>>67513023
This.
>>67515677
I want this so bad.
BTW, in the Canadian version of the Open Cup Ottawa blew out Edmonton, who was at home, 3-0
>>67529350
How did the Lynx do?
Any chance we get the USMNT vs MLS All-Stars again?
>>67528455
It's good, I have to catch up on some work for classes.
One less excuse to put it off.
>>67529379
No thanks would rather have West v. East or MLS all-stars v. Liga MX all-stars.
3 more public soccer fields coming right next to the AUFC camp.
http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/morning_call/2016/05/marietta-oks-7-7-million-for-soccer-complex-linked.html?ana=twt
>Soon
>>67530029
Why can't they have that stadium for a USL team?
>>67529611
>West v. East
Why?
That idea has already been abandoned or question by the bigger sports
>>67530069
probably killed by nimbys. The AUFC camp still had room for it (in the top left of >>67518740) incase they actually built it one day but hopefully these 3 new fields don't get in the way now.
thats why they are doing the charleston thing for now. they could put a new USL team in Athens but train in Marietta and then ride over for game days if they have to.... but yeah they talked about this in the "mouths of the south" podcast because of this proposed new NASL and NWSL teams/complex that might happen too.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mouthsofthesouth/2016/05/10/motspod-episode-26-the-paul-tenorio-jason-longshore-interviews
>Soon
>>67530247
Couldn't they play like here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Third_Bank_Stadium
It would be closer to the training ground than the main stadium is
>>67530285
I think they have football lines sewn into their turf but its a good location. the football lines would ruin it really.
>Soon
>>67530354
Better than the 3 USL teams whose main stadium are baseball stadiums, the future one who plan to use a baseball stadium, and as good as the 2 who currently share their stadium with a college football team
>>67530448
Also better than the NASLEL team currently using a high school football stadium and the one using a turf college lacrosse stadium
>>67530029
DSGP, where the Rapids play, have a setup kinda like this. They've got almost 30 fields outside their stadium.
>>67530575
>>67530029
That kind of mega-infrastructure misses the point for community soccer. Imagine those 30 fields distributed across the metro area so that every kid is within walking/biking distance of one.
>>67531438
Yes, this.
But apparently it's easier to buy up a parcel of land than it is to "hurt small businesses" (a lie made up by big businesses) and distribute them for the kids.
>>67531438
Eh, that's not always feasible though. Plus most cities have plenty of parks and schools with soccer fields. Or at least nicely maintained fields where kids can set up their own goals/sidelines, that's what I did when I was younger. These fields are more for organized clubs and tournaments than community soccer. At very least, a massive complex like that is better than nothing at all.
MLS
>Friday Night Soccer
NASL
>No games until Saturday
USL
>Two games tomorrow
Even the NWSL
>Two games tomorrow
What's your lazy fucking excuse, NAStyL?
>>67531438
it's almost like that already. shitloads of parks on the north side of town here in >Soon City
>mfw there are people in this very thread that don't fight and win.
>>67531633
Might be a quirk of their broadcast deals, plus the Strikers trying to work out their attendance issues and Edmonton having played on Wednesday.
>>67531704
Edmonton always play on Sundays though
>>67531673
I forgot Seattle existed tbhfam. Totally irrelevant now.
>>67531722
>Forgetting Seattle existed.
>>67531717
Do they really?
I never noticed because, well, Edmonton.
>>67531438
well it's only 9 fields right now. 6 probably just for AUFC and academy teams, which they will use the shit out of.
>Soon
>>67531704
>Strikers trying to work out attendance issues
Maybe don't play in Ft Lauderdale
>>67531738
>unironically below the redline
>>67531673
>>67531722
>>67531738
YOU WILL NEVER DRINK COFFEE ALONE
>>67531809
>>67531820
This is our year, lads. Wait and see.
>>67531820
>>67531867
Literally the biggest faggots in all of America
>>67532037
Shouldn't you be busy blowing Gerbil or some shit m8?
>>67532037
>implying there are bigger and smaller faggots
>implying being a faggot isn't binary
Good one, Brahzier.
>>67531867
>currently 9th out of 10
I love being in a state that smoke so much weed.
>no wage gap
>>67532299
They're cherry-picking so bad it hilarious
Also it's odd they say "Off the fucking charts" when they are even as good as the men's U-17 team
>>67532331
>lol not as good as this other league
>literally won the world championship
By that metric the U-17 team is shit because the MLS would beat their ass. Who's cherry-picking now?
>>67530069
Like I give a fuck about the bigger sports.
>>67532367
You notice that they don't say "Quality of the team compared to their competition"
>>67532404
So completely ignore the reason I mentioned
No one gives a fuck about East/West
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/2016/5/12/11663586/usa-u-17s-heading-to-india-for-tournament
How come the senior teams don't play Asian teams?
>>67532477
Because they aren't good. Only SK, Japan, and Australia are worth anything.
>>67532515
And why not play SK, Japan, or Australia?
>>67532409
The quality of the USWNT compared to their competition is 9000000000 to 1, they are the very best in the world the way the US Military is the best in the world.
>>67532548
I'm not saying that's not true
But's a misleading line
>>67532538
I think you can get more out of playing teams in South America and Europe than Asian NTs.
>>67532591
Not really. The US Women are the best in the world. The US Men are 38th best in the world. These are facts.
>>67532628
And the men would crush the women if they played
That's a fact
Saying "Quality of team" implies the women would beat the men
>>67532653
Only because you say they do.
Someone just used the U17 team as an example, but the MLS would also crush that team, too. It's apples and oranges, it's like saying all college football is shit because they'd lose to an NFL team. It's a bullshit argument.
>>67532715
But it's not an argument for equal pay
If my team is the best rec team in the country, we don't deserve as much pay as Ronaldo or Messi or even USL players
>First place
>>67532299
Not understanding. If our "Off the -redacted- charts" team claimed "the best in the world" loses, why should they get money?
If our men are so bad, they need positive reinforcement.
Why should our women get encouragement money for being the best team in a dead sport?
>>67532778
>Do college players deserve as much money as NFL players?
That is a question that courts are literally deciding right now.
>the rusting radioactive trading post of columbus fans
https://twitter.com/shawnjustice/status/730854709179912192/video/1
daily reminder
>>67532802
>best team in a dead sport
I dunno, I hear Tiger Woods still gets paid.
>>67532836
He'd probably beat all 11 of them in a game of soccer
>>67532833
literally who
>>67532842
Incorrect, they would repeatedly score when he keeps asking for their phone numbers.
>>67532847
>not knowing about memeior
Americans in Dortmund are like Highlander, I think he killed Gyau then got killed by Pulisic
>>67532815
Actually no it's not
>>67532865
>ywn see Hope Solo beating Tiger to death for cheating on her
Feels badman
>>67532815
The question is whether college players deserve pay at all.
>>67532885
Actually yes it is.
>>67532888
>trips on sidewalk, smashes windshield
YOU KNOW
>>67532895
That is indeed the question.
They do, but we'll see if a judge in the pocket of big business happens to agree.
NEW THREAD, FIFAMALAM
>>67532878
>>67532878
>>67532878
>day off
I just want your extra time (and your .... kiss)
>not streaming multiple games at once
>>67532538
Because soccer isn't very popular among those immigrant communities in the US.
>>67533022
>Aussie immigrants don't enjoy watching live sport while drinking beer
Good one, Anon. I chuckled.
>>67532984
Someone shoop a soccer ball in there already.
Thread out.
>>67532299
Reverse Troll nice meme
>>67533762
>Hello, I am Iebrah, literally everything I post is a troll.
Nice try.
>>67532795
>northamerica's lestah
>>67532825
Kamara is an absolute madman
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