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Brendan Schaub twitter: https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Brendan Schaub facebook: www.kikebook.com/OfficialBrendanSchaub
Fighter and the Kid Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid
Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmyrrNh5X6A
more rare schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHnUz2Lsnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
rare Schaub
sage northcutt
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/fabio-maldonado-admits-hell-be-doping-before-he-fights-fedor-russian-promoter-is-cool-with-it
>Its a Brazilian cheating episode.
>>67243600
Don't worry Fedor will do it too
>>67243600
based maldonado and based russia, fuck hypocrites and retard fans that believe in this circus
>>67243088
UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
VERY IMPORTANT LINK TO PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67227069
NEWS:
>Roy Nelson to fight Derrick Lewis at UFC FN 90
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/29/11542994/roy-nelson-to-face-derrick-lewis-at-ufc-fight-night-90
>Rockhold: AKA unfairly criticized for injuries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/30/11381538/luke-rockhold-believes-american-kickboxing-academy-is-unfairly
>Roy Jones Jr. would have done MMA in his youth
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/with-enough-time-to-learn-grappling-roy-jones-jr-would-have-tried-mma-in-his-youth
>James Vick added to UFC 199
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/james-vick-in-for-leonardo-santos-against-evan-dunham-at-ufc-199
>>67243665
the link to the previous thread is non ironically important, thank you
>>67243703
Fuck you man, that's the only part that matters desu
>>67243774
but I was not trying to be funny
Name one fighter in LW who can win Khabib.
Bonus points for not using memes.
>>67243796
Rda
>>67243796
RDA and Tony Ferguson
>>67243796
conor mcgregor
>>67243813
You could have those bonus points though.
>>67243774
it doesn't matter at all m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sFMLii9OXQ&index=11&list=WL
>Best and worst retirements in MMA.
>Honorable mentions
>Conor McGregor
>>67243088
why do you autists keep making new threads ffs
/heem/ deady
>>67243876
Yeah, the future it's not looking good for us.
I swear this shit started happening after 189
>>67243796
Nate, rda
>>67243875
>people watch this
>>67243914
Kills time bro. Don't tell me that Chris Lytle's retirement didn't pull on your heartstrings.
>>67243910
Be very careful
>>67243910
>Nate
I love him, but there is literal no chance he is stopping that takedown and there is very little chance he gets a submission without hurting Khabib first.
It would be GSP vs Nick 2, more GnP episode
>>67243848
Idk famalam, RDA has been on a roll lately, while Kebabs last win in like 2 years was construction site foreman.
If RDA can keep it standing in long increments, he can probably light him up.
>I don't like FATK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9gG0bj05NM
#neverNgannou
>>67243970
I agree with you but my boy can get that win
His stand up is superior at least
>>67243970
khebab and gsp are two faggots that should fuck each others bums
I want to see them in an infinite time fight with the diaz bros, fags
>>67243974
>If RDA can keep it standing in long increments
And if Conor was a Gracie black belt he would be the greatest MMA fighter in history
>I don't train a martial art because _______.
>>67244023
I would have to leave my house
>>67244018
Habibi can get the finish, i don't know about GSP though.
We never saw GSP gas anyway.
>>67244022
Modern RDA is a total different fighter.
We will see if USADA doesn't get to him in his next fight against Eddie, if he finishes in the first i'm putting my house on RDA against habibi
>>67244053
nah bro get a heavy bag
>>67244018
Be very careful, Brazil
>RDA is a literal BJJ blackbelt
>Have yo keep it standing to have a chance against Khabib
Based fucking Khabib
>>67244062
>Using a memebag
True martial artist use only and exclusively Makiwara's
>>67244086
Based Kebab.
>>67244086
Kebab is a modern day version of GSP without any of the skills in the stand up and stronger p4p.
God tier positioning to avoid any danger and great defense, but that offense needs some work.
>>67244023
any decent gym is too far away from my house, it would be hard to juggle between going to the gym and training jj or mt, I would have to interact with people
>465 posts early
everyone forgetting that khabib has a black belt in islam
>>67244023
I'd rather just run every morning and own a pocket knife.
>>67244145
Жи ecть
>>67244145
Isn't it treason to your mother Russia to be a fan of a Dagestani rebel?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/30/11544050/mma-fighter-lavar-johnson-receives-five-year-sentence-for-the-brutal
>>67244089
>not using the Bas Rutten Body Action System
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oaV7xXLobR8
Are Fighter and the Kid live shows as cringe worthy as I imagine?
>>67244194
That actually doesn't look that bad to train combinations.
Too bad it's stupidly expensive.
Sooner or later someone would create a god tier boxing training VR game for the HTC vive anyway
>>67244157
>rebel
They ain't rebels. Besides Kebab is a likeable guy despite all the jihad shit.
>>67244317
Aren't they? Everytime he is asked about his home country he says "i want to go to dagestan"
To him his country is Dagestan.
>>67244317
hes a fucking muslim
>>67244345
Why are modern brazilian not nationalistic at all?
Like to the point of hating your home country and your people?
Not bullying, just asking.
>>67244311
That ref has a really unlucky streak, I've seen him get hurt stopping fights at least 3 times
>>67244384
He is too explosive for his own good, look at his physique
>>67244368
this kind of shit is just cyclical, nationalism is coming back strong in brazil
>>67244384
He should just let the guy get killed before he dies trying to stop the fight
>>67244400
It seems to be the same way here, and here natiolism is almost on it's peak in the last 10 years.
How would that influence the ammount of brazilian champions in the UFC?
>>67243088
You called?
>>67244437
it wouldnt influence it in any way, brazil doing better economically probably would tho
>>67244444
>wasting quints on this
>>67244437
Miranda and Warlley Alves are some neat brazilian prospects having a good run to keep an eye on. Plus they're probably natty which is rare for hues.
>>67244640
by natty you mean not TRTor level steroid use?
>>67243280
3 more fights and we can call him Sage GotCut.
>>67243600
Vice. lol.
>>67243875
the Pepe community does not accept this.
>>67244063
why are they sitting on the floor in a hotel lobby??
>>67244743
chairs and carpentry is uncommon in dagestan
so they are used to sitting on the floor they have only recently discovered tapestries and the like
>>67244807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDHFbjQ93A
>>67243665
all in favor of replacing wsof events with EFN events because the quality is higher?
>>67244023
I train at the shooting range
>>67244885
kike begone
>>67244023
always wanted to train martial arts but can't because i have to wear hard lens contacs and am blind as shit without em, one good hit to my eye and i'm lights out.feelsbadman
>>67244903
Flyweight WHEN?
>>67244942
can't you operate your eyes?
I used to wear contact lenses but I've had surgery like 4 years ago
>>67244956
only option is cornea transplant, fuck that noise. such is the life with keratoconus, why live
>>67244967
sad
>>67244967
you can still do jitz right? but i guess the chance of a smack in the eye or an eye poke is too much of a gamble.
>>67244985
wanted to get into muay thai to throw devastating memekicks, guess i still could just can't fite
>>67244942
you can box I guess, just not spar.
>>67244942
I feel you senpai.
What's your vision? Mine is +5
>>67245015
>just not spar
>>67245023
It's overrated, I promise you. I just like getting my technique as good as it can be, I tend to be a sloppy retard when I fight.
>>67245019
don't know the measurement but i cant see my face without big blur on mirror in bathroom unless i get real close, have a 40' tv i have on my desk i sit 3 feet from
>>67245023
U could also work the bag, do 10 jabs, 10 one-twos, 10 one-two-threes, 10 one-two-three-twos, etc. all the way until I'm doing a 10 ten-punch combination then I stop. Great workout, even though it'll make your arms feel like rocks.
>>67245048
>I tend to be a sloppy retard when I fight.
gee i wonder why...
>>67245059
Dem hard lens contacts am I right?
I tried them few times and it felt terrible, couldn't see shit cause of pain and tears. Ended up sticking to my comfy ass glasses instead.
>>67245097
wish i could wear glasses man but they are useless for me, i see outline inprinted in my eye from the lenses
>>67245111
Shitty genetics
Found this pic online, it's scary accurate how i see without contacs
>>67245141
>You cant even see that CCG is a 10/10
How do you not heem yourself
JESUS FUCK!
>>67245111
Does it get better with the lenses or is it always painful and constant red eyes?
>>67245158
maybe when completely blind
>>67245181
nope, has been getting worse by years. Have to deal with very dry red eyes and poor night vision when driving too
>>67243998
Better than Weidman.
>>67245168
how did his eye swell up he didnt even get hit properly
>>67245168
ayyy lmao
>>67244903
is this a shoop?
>>67245412
he is real buddy he exist on this planet with you, thank you and goodnight.
>>67245193
have u tried medicinal marijuana?
There is a guy on r/MMA who is 26, never trained mma before and thinks he can train at Jackson Wink
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4h6yzl/so_i_just_applied_to_live_and_train_at_greg/?sort=new
>>67244942
I have terrible eyesight (-7.00) but I just take my glasses off when I spar, it's not that bad. You get used to it. You can also hit pads or do jiu jutsu without taking your contacts off.
>>67245610
been smoking weed daily for years, supposedly reduces ocular pressure and dries up my eyes i think..
>>67245663
he'll last a couple days and then stop showing up
>>67244942
same. Just roll man your so close eyesight doesnt matter
>>67245663
>delusional sperg
Suprised hes not a heem poster
>>67243088
fuck sake
>>67245768
>yfw it's a schaubposter
>>67245974
>tfw no El Chapo at UFC 200
>>67243088
WELL, FUCK
>>67245158
i was on the fence about Claudia being a hottie, but the more i see her on TUF and see the way she handles herself, I think I'm falling in love. Now if I could only get past the whole she-looks-like-Erik-Silva thing I'll be fine.
>>67245168
stop_weight_cuts.jpg
>Schaub
More like Schlaub amirite lads?
>>67246243
more like GOAT
>>67244023
i'm a fat worthless animal who needs to be shot like cattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XsOkqOOvA
Are you an alpha, anon?
>>67246449
Rampage seems to have god-tier trashtalk
I'm new to UFC. Can I just ask something?
Is there a massive collusion in keeping it so that brendan schaub is not officially gay? Or do people generally know that he is gay? Or is it actually official?
I can't tell.
>>67246548
he doesn't even fight anymore
and he is so obsessed with homo-eroticism no one can tell.
so big answer, not even schuab knows
>>67246449
>Are you an alpha, anon?
Let's just say I'm a lone wolf.
>>67244022
>And if Conor was a Gracie black belt he would be the greatest MMA fighter in history
no he wouldnt nate beat him on the feet thats why he went to take him down
>>67246686
*physically cringes*
Belal "Remember the Name" Muhammad to UFC when?
>>67246548
personally I think it's glaringly obvious and I love schaub
>>67246799
I was pretty impressed by Belal not gonna lie but he wouldn't be able to break into the top 5 ww's in UFC so not much point really. Stick to being the top of shitters
>>67246806
>I love schaub
why? he's a fucking loser....
he's never been average at anything in his life, without joe rogan giving him a career he'd still be getting his brains beat in for 20/20
silva/bisping decision needs to be reversed. when i first saw this fight, i agreed with the finsh at the tail of the 3rd round. when they replayed it, it was very clear that the knee hit before the buzzer, and herb hadnt stepped in to stop the fight yet. the fight doesnt stop because michael bisping wants to start looking around at things. and besides that, i thought it was very clear that anderson clearly won 3 rounds. clearly. ill watch the fight again if someone has an interesting point to bring up, but i just watched it and it seems like a huge robbery. more than a robbery. but silva kind of looked bad when he jumped on the cage and started screaming profanities because they told him he had to fight more. i would have done the same thing. he finally gets another highlight reel KO and they take it from him. and then they take his decision. he actually laughed and walked away when they read the decision... did anyone notice that? im not basing my impression off of his actions, tho... i feel bad for the guy.
>>67246885
silva should have finished the fight
>UFC 2 in stores now
>>67246719
There's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf, except for at wolf picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.
Lads the titan fc card yesterday was spicy and all but what's up with the lack of normal sized fighters even the WW were 5'8
Claudia has a thicker neck than me
What's next RDA fight?
Bethe is the first fighter to lose after outstriking her opponent. I have not seen another fight where one fighter lands more strikes on their opponent and loses the decision by popular vote. More people should feel ashamed at the UFC and the judges who let it happen. It really is despicable.
Pennington lost and definitely looked like the losing fighter after it was over. Bethe smashed her up but all the hate is still being directed at Bethe for being a so called terrible fighter when in all fairness she beat Pennington but nobody is saying that Pennington is crap.
I don't expect any good responses. But I do expect some lame Ronda dick rider to post the stupid jumping Bethe gif so whatever. Fightmetric tells the truth.
>>67246969
vs Alvarez on 7th July, EXCLUSIVE ON FIGHT PASS!
>>67245663
You mean the jackson wink gym isn't open to the public?
I didn't know you had to "apply" to join.
>>67246158
>Her man voice is becoming attractive to me
Why does it all mean?
>>67246982
when watching that live I gave it to bethe
Prime Fedor vs Prime Mike Tyson MMA fight
>>67247083
fedor
>>67246449
Why are you all talking about this irrelevant man?
It's bizarre. Middling fighter and notable only because he's Joe Rogan's friend.
>>67247127
Literally the only thing worst than schaubposters are Schaub haters.
>>67247127
I wanna talk about the titan fc card but nobody wants to, I think they need heavier divisions with taller guys to draw in the casual support then they will stay because of the spicy bangers in the lower divison.
It wasn't bad but everyone was a manlet.
>>67247088
what about boxing match?
doug marshall defeated lamar jackson by tko after lamar did not answer the bell for round 2
is lamar's recent domestic abuse explainable by roid rage or brain damage due to taking strikes to the head?
>>67247150
i just watched Belal finish Carl and he looked pretty impressive desu
>>67243088
BASED
is olaf alfonso the best mma fighter Mexico has ever produced?
also i believe this was alfonso's 6th time breaking his nose, might be wrong there
>>67246982
>I have not seen another fight where one fighter lands more strikes on their opponent and loses the decision by popular vote
>What is Lawler vs Condit
Nigga what on earth, I did give that fight to Bethe though
>>67247258
just copying threads from sherdog
>>67247260
And Rogan wonders why he's had five shoulder surgeries.
>>67247248
Cain Velasquez
based olaf
i am going to brazilian jiu jitsu every single one of you
>>67246158
Is this her boyfriend?
>>67247354
>implying clawdja would date a manlet
Post your boys and girls for each weight class
>Muh Cunt
>Cormier
>Spider Silva
>Maia
>Based Jap Aoki
>Frankie
>Alex Caceres
>Mighty Mouse
>Thug Rose
>qt brazilian
I have two women's strawweights because bantamweight is shit-tier
Good afternoon, heembros. Couldn't come to morning heem, went out to see a movie(morning shows are half ticket). anything new?
>>67247793
dude. can you not steal my fucking name.
>>67247828
bro, i'm the real rory fan
go get you a british boy
>>67247828
>>67247886
I thought he was Canadian.
wow, this was joe riggs at 205
he ABSOLUTELY smashed stiebling with ground and pound in the second round, it should've been stopped by josh rosenthal. it was almost weidman vs munoz tier, but stiebling wasnt unconscious
then riggs continues the gnp beating in the third, and stiebling uses a brilliant technique of using his face to block punches tiring out riggs so he can pull off the miracle comeback sub
>>67247899
>>67247886
no, i'm the only fucking person named rory fan and its been like that for weeks. i adopted secure tripcode in the event of someone like this and what do you fucking know. pops up right then
http://youtu.be/4xSeDCsl43Q
>>67247151
Fedor got lit up by fucking Fujita so Tyson would KO him inside 6 rounds.
>>67248071
this. he's probably be ko'd in the 1st minute though imo
>>67247805
no, heem slow as fuck too. what did you see?
swick was already out of it from being flash ko'd in the first round
round 1 knockdown to backtake
>>67247789
>Hunto
>Humble Rumble
>Machida / Whitaker
>Blood Orc
>Kebab / Barboza
>Cub / Fronk
>Exploding Knees
>Mighty Mouse / Dodson
>Holly
>Canadian Milf
>Thug Rose
>>67248353
Oh damn I forgot Machida, he'd be my LHW boy over Cormier if he was still there, guess tie him with Silva
>>67248043
deal with it faggot
btw, bet you cant guess my tripcode
protip: its ngannou
B I G
U
L
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>>67247789
>fabricio/struve
>rampage
>tamdan mcrory
>nick diaz
>nate diaz
>korean zombie/ lil heathen
>bruce leeroy, secondary: mayday
>louis smolka
>bethe/cat
>claudia/joanne calderwood/rose
u can check mcgregor's instagram
now he wants to fight nate again, guess he realizes thats the money fight for him...
and he wants no part of that fw division
really sad though the ufc cut him down like they did, i think they hurt his star power, which in turn actually hurts the ufc
>>67249177
Should defend his belt, about time the UFC starts treating their brand as a sport rather than some mandrama bullshit
does anyone have that 135 lb dick picture? I think Dominick Cruz is in it
>tfw you realize you goofd up
>>67249425
>>67249177
>tries to call Dana's bluff
>Dana says "fuck you lad" and the show goes on
>PLEASE GIVE ME THE FIGHT NOTICE ME SENPAI
This habit he has of posting the punches he landed also really pisses me off. No other fighter starts wanking off because they landed a few shots in the fight but still got their ass beat.
I swear he pussied out of this fight but wants to suggest otherwise because he knows Dana's not bending over to him
>>67249177
>>67249326
I told you motherfuckers they are waiting for the nate vacation mode, now as a millionaire nate will be a free fight and they keep mcgoob golden goose status
http://youtu.be/uYCTmyDyruA
>>67249177
>Refuses to do any media because he can't use his usual gimmick since he got BTFO
>Anyone who fights him next can just call him a cardioless quick-tapper (whether it's true or not) who lost to an underprepared guy with 10 (ten) losses
>Probably can't make 145 anymore
>Has probably pissed off Uncle Frank and will get fed to Khabib
Kinda sad desu, the McGregor meme was fun while it lasted
>>67249425
Honestly fuck Conor. I dont get why he's acting like if I doesn't spend every second training then he would lose the rematch. It wasn't like he was the only person obligated to do the press tour. Nate would have had to do the same exact shit yet Nate didnt care.
I think Conor is just shook and he knows that he can't say shit at any press conference since he got his ass beat. Also be would have been eaten alive at the Stockton press conference. I hope the UFC fucks him in the ass by stripping him of his fw belt and then tossing him Khabib
>>67249425
kek. I hope they tell him to fight at 201 or 202 or sit out until next year
>>67249177
UFC has only itself to blame for popularizing a childish loudmouth to such great extent. When you sacrifice sport for entertainment, don't be surprised that these great events that involve more sport than entertainment, or cards without Ronda or Conor, will pull shit numbers in turn.
They fucked up when they made it a one man show. Everyone was interested to see this one man and start ignoring the others.
keith jardine doesn't get enough love
>>67249984
>Everyone was interested to see this one man and start ignoring the others.
Not sure you can really say that, the people who are interested in Conor aren't the ones who generally watch UFC and other cards anyway, so it's not really like they're losing fans
>>67249740
>I think Conor is just shook and he knows that he can't say shit at any press conference since he got his ass beat. Also be would have been eaten alive at the Stockton press conference
This, but isn't it a shit move from Dana to make Conor do those events?
>>67249984
I am excited for weidman vs rockhold II and all subsequent rockhold fights
>>67250267
It's very smart imo. Imagine just how many people would have watched that Stockton press conference. I guarantee that it would have had way more attention and views than any conference between Aldo and McG
who /LEICESTER/ here
>>67249177
It hurts UFC's mainstream exposure and financial wise keeping him off the card a bit but not in the long run. People will look back at 200 with a suitable main event in JJ/DC2 and not a freak unnecessary rematch literally made just because a fighter demanded it. Also UFC won't look like a bitch to their employeees which is I'm sure great from their perspective.
Plus Conor will just either main event 201 or 202 which rides the 200 hype (no matter how big or small) or 205 which is arguably the bigger show, and casuals will be back and more.
>>67250441
i think you'd be surprised
the press conference for 200 garnered only 30,000 views
the 196 press conference drew an estimated 360,000 viewers
200 will still be a great card, but it wont get the spotlight that mcgregor brings, especially when you pair him alongside a diaz brother
>>67250361
im /lifelong/ since march
does rockhold go to lhw when dc retires at 200?
>>67247789
>arlovski
>phil davis
>brunson
>Neil magny
>Khabib
>Max holloway
>Renan baroa
>MM
>Pena
>Moroz
>>67250522
After he loses his belt to Chris "My boy" Weidman, yes
>>67250522
He said he wants to clear out his division before he wants to think about moving up but it isn't a concern for him right now anyways because he has DC in the lhw and he believes DC will clean up the lhw division
>>67250522
i think dc fight again at least once
>>67250622
Right right
Rockhold will beat weidman to death
>>67250001
he fought chuck liddell and he fought luke rockhold
>>67250593
>Davis
>Barao
>Pena
p4p worst boys list in /heem/
>Conor makes lots of paperviews
This is actually really played out lel.
Yeah, casuals went crazy about him after Aldo, but at this point I don't think he'll make more money than Jones.
>>67250756
you can't really believe that? a conair last minute opponent ppv made 900k(i think) with mendes and 1.5 mil with nate, reports showing jones barely made 400k in his big muh return.
conor cucked the shit out of him, people were barely talking about jones in the lead up to his return. come on
>>67250520
Of course but there will be hype nonetheless. There are still 2 months left for JJ/DC black on black shits and marketing. Whatever card right after with Conor main eventing will draw huge from the new fans they gained and the casuals who are back for him.
>>67250668
chris will rip his heart out
>>67250984
Post some heem chokeys lads
>>67250736
>Davis
future champ
>baroa
3rd best in his class, only ufc loss to dillashaw
>pena
bantam is worse than strawweight desu, Pena can become champ if Nunes beats Tate, and holly doesnt take the belt back
>>67248353
>rumble
lost to DC
>Rose
barely beat tecia, no where close to JJ, claudia and valerie
your list is shit m8
>>67250984
rothwell is more animal than man
>>67251021
Chris will cry the drought of cali away
>>67249177
>fw
conor just used that to catapult his career. fronk is delusional if he thinks conor is ducking him, i think he just wants to fight nate for the money(even tho nate is a bigger threat than fronk), and second, he doesnt/cant make the cut anymore
>>67251030
>>67251091
shut up
>>67249476
he posted the moment he got fucking rocked. chill your beans.
>>67244023
I train in muay thai, kali, and MMA
>>67250361
YES LAD
>>67247979
>>67251073
>Davis
He heems me every time I watch him fight. He's a boring sack of shit point fighter
>Barao
Besides MayDay and Uriah he's literally only beaten cans
>Pena
Meh fighter to watch, God awful fighter to listen to talk
>>67251073
>Implying that rumble losing to DC would ever affect his boy status
>implying that Rose won't flying armbar the fuck out of youngjaychick
Shit arguments.
>>67250703
what point are you trying to make
>>67251417
he's fought two separate generations of champions
Has Schaub ever disagreed with anything rogan has ever said?
>>67251691
I think you'd be surprised
>>67247260
>>67247260
what the fuck is he doing?
>>67251602
Did he make it himself though?
>>67250944
Because nobody wanted to see Jones fight a nobody.
>>67251691
he does when he's on his fatk meme show, when with rogaine he goes 100 percunt dood and bullies the twink old man.
>>67251849
I've never checked out fatk, brenden annoys the hell out of me. same with rogan
>>67251826
oh yeah? mendes is such a big name right?
also
>literally all rondas fights are against nobodies
>>67247021
they have two gyms, one for amateurs and one for pros.
Is this accurate?
>>67251602
thought so, I agree. dude's a legend plus for some reason I just love his weird ass striking. found him very fun to watch
>>67252096
1 and 2 should be changed, but from there the list is redundant. rockhold as 3 literally isn't explainable. there is no argument for somebody like rockhold to be a better p4p fighter than cruz if you take it as the actual meaning of pound for pound.
>>67252096
cruz should be third, maybe even second since he beat dj
>>67252096
but miesha couldn't even last one round against any flyweight
>>67252274
can't give much legitmacy to that fight today
>>67252096
Vitor Belfort should be number 3.
>>67252096
>Jones and Johnson are debatable.
>Rockhold shouldn't be that far up
>Lawler has a better resume than RdA, they should probably switch places
>DC should probably be higher up as well
>move up Frankie and Joanna
>remove Dillashaw
What did she mean by this?
>>67251354
>davis is boring
He doesnt have the power to knock people out. Hes more technical, not boring
>implying there are more than 5 decent fighters in that class, including renan
Id rather watch pena than rose, who will be fed to valerie or winner of the champ fight.
Rumble wont beat JBJ and DC again. Then glover, and way down we go
>>67252502
top 5 includes dc and lawler tbqh
>>67252565
that she's ignorant desu
>>67252585
rumble can definitely stop jon
>>67252759
i think dc and gus can, rumble will be wrasslefucked
>>67252565
>If Rose exists then why are there still chimps
Good question tbqh
>>67252565
Darwin's last words were incredibly atheistic.
>>67251227
forgot to add I did BJJ for awhile but couldnt afford it.
>>67252694
be careful.
>>67251826
McGregor vs Nate Diaz in a non-title late replacement fight was the biggest drawing fight in MMA history.
>>67252634
I agree. Maybe switch Rockhold and Lawler and maybe Cruz and RdA, so we'd have
1 Jones/Johnson
2 Jones/Johnson
3 Lawler
4 DC
5 Werdum
6 RdA/Cruz (I favor RdA)
7 RdA/Cruz
8 Luke Rockhold
9 Conor McGregor
10 Joanna Jedrzejcyk
11 Jose Aldo
12 Frankie Edgar
13 Miesha Tate
14 Chris Weidman
15 Joseph Benavidez maybe? I tried thinking of someone like Frankie, who is clearly the 2nd best in his division. He never was a champ though, so idk, I just don't think TJ belongs there
>women on a p4p list
>>67252968
>cruz that low
>lawler that high when he shouldn't even have won the belt
>>67253113
> having a completely pointless and 100% unverifiable list
Who's Cormier's best win? Mr. 1 hand for 1 round? Jones is the only LHW-HW on the P4P.
>>67253181
>Cruz
>won the belt by split-decision, has never defended it
>Lawler
>won the belt by split-decision, but went to war with the top-three welterweights post-GSP in Rory, Condit and Hendricks and came out on top
>>67248281
Domestic film. Love story, was similar to David Higgs story desu.
>>67253286
Hendricks beat Lawler twice.
>>67253299
faggot
>>67252274
>since he beat dj
He had a tremendous size advantage. I think it was 5" height wise.
>>67253286
he lost to hendricks twice, he lost to condit too. he literally shouldn't be champ
>>67253331
Your mom beat Hendricks twice
>>67253331
Think he'll beat Gastelum at 200?
>>67252096
I genuinely think Joanna should be in the top 5.
>Rockhold no.3
That's a joke.
>>67253348
I would've been chopped already if I were a fag.
>>67253421
I don't know. He didn't look great against Thompson, but that could have been solely because of the nightmare style match up or maybe Thompson is the real deal. Regardless, up until that fight Hendricks was the best welterweight alive imo.
>>67253241
TRT Bigfoot
Barnett
Gustafsson
Rumble
>>67253509
It was a prank, Sayeed.
>>67218300
I love the "Ahhh, shit!" expression on the mother's face. I bet that kid is going up for adoption.
>>67253387
>>67253331
hmmm I was just going by record, but you're right, just going by record is probably the wrong way of doing things.
>>67253538
Exactly. None of those are quality wins outside of Rumble is very, very limited.
>>67253356
>muh height
'no'
>>67253421
idk, he seems really different post USADA.
we'll know if how bad he looked was due to wondermeme or usada atleast
>>67253597
Epic
>>67253620
>'no'
Great argument there, retardus maximus.
>>67253708
meant for>>67253597
>>67253557
ees normal.
Anyone got brutal heems?
>Barnett
>Bigfoot
Ancient Gatekeepers in the weakest division in the UFC.
>Rumble
Very limited fighter who is dangerous for 1 round before he gasses.
>Gus
Has yet to beat a top 5 opponent.
>>67253804
most brutal heem probably
>>67253804
UFC.tv
>>67253620
yeah, I'm not buying into the wonderboy meme either. but I do think robbie fucked rory too bad.
>>67253775
>>67253708
Agreed. I wonder what you have to smoke to consider that a list of mediocre wins.
>>67253999
same, idk if rory will ever be the same
>>67253875
Shertard MMAth at its finest, folks.
>>67253999
he will be in prison soon anyway
>>67254118
D-do you know what MMAth is?
Rumble 2.0 will defeat DC in the rematch after he defeats Jones
Rumble 2.0 can now wrestle
>>67253875
Cormier would decimate everybody Jones beat.
>>67254197
Jones already did, including Cormier.
>>67254193
idk desu, he's cardio still looks shitty to me. was worried during bader fight, good think bader had autism that day.
>>67254243
dc is literally beating jones this time lad. he couldn't finish a gassed meme fighter with a broken arm lmao
Why does ronda place such weight on being undefeated? I saw a headline where she said she was upset about the career she "could have had". like what the fuck? You're one of the most popular fighters, have some crazy wins, had a title reign and could very well bounce back. Being undefeated is such a meme.
people like JDS and renan barao got fucking KO'd in th small leagues, that didn't stop them.
Just look at Rory. He's the biggest legend in the sport and his losses are as heroic as his wins.
>>67254306
he has 0 hope
you think he can ko jones?
you think he can sub him?
fuck no hahaha
>>67254191
The analysis of a performance is just as much a part of MMAth as a shitty prediction; they both stem from the same clueless disconnect from the real details of the fight game.
Does anyone have any webms of Nick Diaz?
Threadly reminder
>>67254438
I wasn't analyzing performance. I was analyzing resumes. You are categorically wrong.
>>67252096
1. DJ
2. Jones
3. Cruz
4. Lawler
5. DC
>>67254548
>that big black nigga in the middle
>legalise Diaz
Kek
>>67254562
What is the significance level of this? And the p-value? Standard deviation? Could you code it in R?
>>67254645
>putting my manlet brother before jones.
good lad.
post fights where your boy got screwed by the judges
i'll start: nick diaz vs
diego sanchez
joe riggs
sean serk
karo parysian
carlos condit
>>67254642
>I wasn't analyzing performance. I was analyzing resumes.
Okay, El Retardo, what are those resumes composed of? And a breakdown of why each fight on a fighter's resume isn't that impressive sounds like an analysis of performances to me. I bet you're that kind of idiot that infests heem by spouting stupidity and then telling yourself what a subtle and sophisticated troll you are since even you can't tell when you're just pretending to be retarded or the real brain damage is spilling out.
>>67255050
filthy tom vs francis carmont
filthy tom vs corey anderson
>>67255199
>30-27
how do you even forget that pain?
>>67255236
i listened to an interview he had a couple days ago, he seems broken desu... he said he doesn't want to fight anymore, feels bad man
>>67255050
frankie vs. bendo 2
>>67255099
Let it all out, anon.
>>67255301
Probably the worst one in combat sports history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs
![20160227034357_GettyImages512721128[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tK7JCvh.jpg "20160227034357 GettyImages512721128[1]")
Should the three judges be of different nationalities on principle?
>>67255301
>schaub was knocked out by nog
>>67255486
Truly a tragedy that should be marked in history.
A W there and maybe Schaub would still be blessing us with fights.
>Cain and DC will be training for fights on the same day
What does "DC" stand for?
>>67255526
I am glad more people will see what a cunt Joanna is
>>67255695
>having two aka guys carry your biggest show of all time
>>67255717
Dick Cruncher
>>67255730
I mean she already has the belt, why is she so insecure?
>>67255717
Decent Coon
>>67255546
Roiderson would've lost that decision no matter where he was in the world
>>67255717
Detected Casual
>>67255730
>>67255844
>what is '''''''''''''''''reality tv'''''''''''''''''
maybe you don't have it like we do in the USA
>>67255844
like i said before, she's just jealous of claudia and her looks etc.
some based job guys
https://youtu.be/DFKvafh7Hbw
This is the real joanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-3kf-cbAg
claudia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUn1x3I1TQ
>>67255717
Default Champion
>>67256161
nobody gave Ronda a pass for her bitchiness on TUF and they won't give JJ one either, sry
>tfw if jon beat dc at 197 we could have had werdum vs jones at 200
feels bad man
>>67255717
Deleted Chin
caption this
>>67256341
way more people watched Ronda's episode
>>67256388
but werdum v stipe was booked way before 197
>>67256448
he really fucked himself by accepting the fronk fight
>>67256457
>way more people watched Ronda's episode
meant season obviously
strawpoll on fights that should have happened
http://www.strawpoll.me/10100127
http://www.strawpoll.me/10100127
http://www.strawpoll.me/10100127
Memes aside, would Chad have won with a full training camp?
Meanwhile, Robbie Lawler is sitting comfy on his couch with his wife's son enjoying how stacked and competitive the weltwerweight division is.
>>67256977
yes
>>67256775
>telling lorenzo to cut the bullshit
he really is a potato
Join the team now. I love you.
>>67256977
yeah, he would've wrestlefucked him into oblivion.
>>67256775
getting really pathetic. if he just tweeted the 197 buyrate he would have won. 200 is gonna flop without him, he doesn't understand that dana is delusional or just doesn't give a fuck
>>67256456
a real man
>>67256456
the literal goat
>>67252096
>joanna
>miesha
lol, any top 10 male fighter in their wc would demolish them. fuck off with your wymen bullshit
>>67257429
>demetrious can beat werdum
thanks for clearing it up for me fampai
>>67257529
he could if he was 230 pounds
that is what pound for pound means. it's about how technique, fight iq, and general strength in a majority of areas would translate over divisions
>>67257699
He wouldn't move that fast and that easy if he was 230pds
p4p don't mean shit desu
>>67257808
Do you guys think Rorie will beat Wonderboy? I think ppl underestimate Rorie's fight iq vs Wonderboy's memekicks.
Who and when does Chad Mendes fight next, given the fact that his chin is deleted now
>I rate Robbery Lawler
>>67257885
olivera
>>67257961
>I don't rate Lawler
>>67257122
its you again the homo weidman poster
oh god
watching this fight now
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10218267/nick_diaz_vs_joe_riggs/
anyone wanna score it with me?
diaz clear 10-9 round 1 so far
and some of u goofs with fightpass make some webms pls
>I rate the lower weightclasses
>I unironically use the phrase "pound for pound"
>>67258108
Can't wait for Frankie to heem Connor
Will Rico Verhoeven heem jones in 2 years time?
IS HE THE CHOSEN ONE!?
>>67258140
how you see the aldo fight going?
>>67257829
>p4p don't mean shit desu
This. it's basically just assumptions and conjecturing . Just because A can beat B and C can beat A doesn't mean C automatically beats B
>>67258140
Frankie is just an older smaller weaker version of Chad. The only reason he beat mendes is because Conor deleted his chin.
Conor would kill Frankie, out wrestle him purely because of his size advantage and would probably be able to force a sub on him too.
Frankie is overrated and Aldo is going to destroy him
>>67258206
You are officially the biggest idiot in this thread. Congratulations.
>>67258070
Join the team now. Only 35 days left.
>>67258233
lurk more goof
>>67258197
Its not that at all, its if A was B's size, A could beat B
>>67258206
>Conor would kill Frankie, out wrestle him purely because of his size advantage and would probably be able to force a sub on him too
(You)
>>67258233
I've been watching cage fighting for the last 15 years and follow this sport very closely, my predictions are very rarely wrong and my logic I flawless.
In fact, screen cap what I said so you can look back on it when it's all said and done and remember just how wrong you were.
In America, shitposting is a casual hobby.
In the UK, it is an art form.
>watching old howard stern stuff
>uriah faber outta nowhere
>>67258414
good post lad
>>67243998
calden vs cm punk when?
>>67258414
In australia it's a lifestyle.
>>67252926
some gyms let potential pros train for free to help train their other fighters. you must be really bad for them to have let you go
>>67258206
>Conor would kill Frankie, out wrestle him purely because of his size advantage and would probably be able to
>force a sub on him
Where does Paige's fighting career go from here?
>>67258077
just finished watching
gave riggs round 2, diaz round 3
29-28 diaz
>>67258206
>Frankie is just an older smaller weaker version of Chad
lol
>>67258328
Because that worked so well for mcgoober right?
No, you wouldn't know what what happen if A went up to B's size. Again, it's just assumptions and conjectures.
See >>67257829
>>67243998
>#neverngannou
why?
>>67258557
she's probably never fighting again,i think she's going hollywood desu.
the interaction between her and dana for the 200 embedded was weird.
>you're everywhere
>>67245303
but actually
>>67258783
I think you're really wrong.
>>67258805
how so?
>>67258827
What do you envision her future in Hollywood. Is? She has like two weeks left of DWTS and then she is back to fighting. All she has talked about is using her exposure on DWTS to bring more fans over to fighting. I think you are unironically being sexist and assuming that just because she is a woman with other career avenues it means she doesn't actually want to be a fighter.
wtf is snooker
>>67258882
Pool with diff rules
>>67258875
Everytime she is mentioned Dave Meltzer has said it is inevitable she is discovered for her looks from DWTS. Also her fighting ability just isnt there.
>>67258875
I don't think it's particularly sexist.
Fighting is tough and doesn't pay much. Acting/being a tv personality is better for your health and better for your wallet.
Nobody is questioning whether she wants to be a fighter, it just doesn't make sense to continue not making that much money when there is an easier and more lucrative path to take.
Men would probably take that path as well, but it's obvious that an attractive female fighter is more likely to have that kind of opportunity than a male fighter.
>>67258935
>her looks
lol
>>67258875
its not sexism anon. lets be serious, would you rather get brain damage for peanuts to be le champ? or keep being healthy and make millions?
all I'm saying is, if she gets offers, she's not coming back.
if ronda's not talented(in acting) fatass could get movies idk if paige cant.
sauce on ronda's """acting""": https://youtu.be/DS8dGJ1nn2w
>she is saying she's doing this to bring fans to ufc
ofcourse she'd say this you goof goyim
>>67258557
She's still gonna be fighting because wmma is a joke.
>>67259013
>2/10 would not bang
>you
>>67259013
Are you implying PVZ's look is not attractive for show business? Why do you think shes even on DWTS at all?
>>67259041
>>67259049
i'm saying she's maybe if i'm being as generous as i can be a 7 out of 10
>>67259013
>haha chimbette guys
you would you goof
>>67258796
>>67258824
>>67258844
>people think steakmeme won this fight
>>67259093
Nobody is saying she's the hottest woman on the planet, just that she's on the attractive end of the scale.
>>67259027
Ronda gets roles because she is a strong womyn fighter. What do you see Paige doing?
>>67259075
>tfw (You)r oc gets posted
good lad
>>67259103
>i judge fights on the last round because i have a memory of a gold fish
>>67259093
>>67259111
I'm not even speaking to my personal tastes at all. Dave Melzter just said "she looks exactly like the type of girl that should be on TV"
>>67259095
of course i would
>>67259111
i mean you could unironically find cuter girls in probably almost any high school/college in the US
>>67259156
How many of those have fought for the UFC?
>>67259156
In the face maybe, not with the same athletic frame.
>>67259141
right. i don't even agree with that because she has no personality
she can't be like a rachel ray
>>67259126
literally the same thing you, stop baiting
>>67259141
and he's right
>>67259156
yeah? but they're not semi-famous young mma fighter grills. its not only about being the hottest.
jennifer lawrence or the emma(from harry potter chick) are not the hottest but people love them.
>>67258844
One of the most alpha things I've ever seen in the cage.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/1/11513008/dominick-cruz-on-potential-superfight-demetrious-johnson-may-be-best?_ga=1.192653610.1885728640.1461276746
>"I think people want to see Demetrious move up because he's just smashing these guys at 125."
>"Everybody wants to see that untouchable guy beaten. It's just the way the world works."
Cruz said.
Could you heem the canacuck prime minister?
>>67259130
I do when Hendricks did shit nothing in the other 4 rounds besides stall on the cage.
4 shit rounds < one great round
>>67259186
nevermind the hate she gets here because of her insta shitposting, she does come off likable desu
https://youtu.be/hcDKJEAW4PM
>>67259204
Yeah like she's not outrageously hot but still pretty damn attractive
>>67258545
Dude like every fighter pays for gyms. Myles jury just did a breakdown of costs a few weeks ago on inside mma
>presher
>>67259204
>literally the same thing you, stop baiting
You're quite dumb and not worth conversing with further.
>>67257868
I think Rory will manhandle Wonderboy
>>67259256
Fuck yeah I could
>>67258942
I agree it's an economic reason. Its like all the former players that become commentators or the ufc fighters. Yeah Florian couldve kept fighting but not getting punched and still making bank is a preferred option usually
>>67257868
rory is too big for 170 he needs his IVs
>>67259256
Not unless I want CSIS knocking down my door
>>67259103
Same dumbys say dillashaw won against cruz
>>67259268
its not about being the hottest anymore, its about having that grill next door look more like it seems
>>67259278
how does this happen when phones autocorrect everything these days
also why the fuck would you wear sandals and socks in that situation? your socks are going to get wet from the mist
confirmed moron.
>>67259093
Gay
>>67259406
wow
there were probably more attractive humans 100,000 years ago
>>67259262
>i don't understand how fights are scored
>>67259429
Holy shit I didnt even notice the socks and sandals. That's just disgusting in general.
>>67259460
>EFFECTIVE grappling
I beleive this is in the rules they specify at the start of the ppv. Now
>effective
>grappling
Pick one for lil' steakems
>>67259429
>flip flops vs sandals
>being this socially awkward that you don't know everyone wears those style of flip flops with socks.
Fucking bongs man go outside
>>67259278
>so poor he doesn't have someone doing his power washing
Claudia looking good
>>67259484
Effective grappling is now the only scoring factor. That anon said so
>>67259491
Those arent flip flops, dummy. Flip flop have the part that goes in between your big toe and second toe. An anyone that wears socks with any kind of sandal is a low class cretin.
>>67259275
mmm dat bunda
my waifu
:D
>>67259502
There's literally no reason he should be doing it unless he's bored, people around here make roughly what he does and they get guys to do it for like $40
>>67259543
or german
Since there's been so much talk about looks, what current female fighter do you find most attractive I'm going with Miesha
based chiesa lads
>>67259452
i think its because they were isolated in aussieland for so long. i saw pictures that show that their skulls and shit are different to others. inbreeding probably fucked their genepool
>>67259503
heem and tuf really made me like her now kek
>>67259564
>>67259502
Power washing is fun as fuck, you pleb idiots.
>>67259571
or floridian
>>67259573
miesha. claudia is moving up doe
>>67259613
>>67259571
Adam Carolla used to play a game on Loveline called "Germany or Florida" where callers would call in with news stories and Adam would guess if it happened in Germany or Florida.
>>67259514
Have you considered applying to the NSAC?
I didn't know this guy existed until just now
He's currently the #15 featherweight contender
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Mirsad-Bektic
>>67259591
lol what are you 5?
>>67259680
he's pretty great, too
>>67259680
he is one of the best prospects in the UFC
>>67259721
>>67259757
He hasn't fought since May 2015, though
I can't find any news about him being injured, I wonder why he hasn't fought more
>>67259656
yeah florida has the best stories only a couple fences and some water separates me from anarchy
>>67259680
Will KO Conor stiff
>>67259707
I'm probably older that you. Old enough to have experienced the satisfying pleasure that is power washing. You seem like the kind of bitch that's scared of power tools. "Oh no, it's making a loud sound! I better run back inside to the computer where it's safe"
>>67259707
He is probably homeowner, unlike us
>>67259654
looks like a dude
Least used nicknames? I've never seen anybody refer to Khabib as "The Eagle.
>>67259773
Do you clean your own house and inside of your car and mow your own lawn you fucking loser?
>>67259791
>Nicknames
/asp/ tier
>>67259835
my mum cleans inside you goof. i don't have a drivers license so my brother cleans my car.
do i look like some sort of goof here?
>>67259764
he was supposed to fight Kawajiri on the TUF finale card before UFC 194 but got injured
>>67259791
James "The James Krause" Krause
Do I do the things that your parents to do maintain the home that you live in? Some of them. I have a cleaning lady, but my lawn is dead from the drought and I keep the inside of my vehicle clean as I'm not a disgusting pig that eats fast food on a daily basis.
>>67259773
relax, i've never heard a 30 year old describe power washing as "fun as fuck"
>>67259584
>heem and tuf really made me like her now kek
How did heem make you like her?
NEW: >>67259926
>>67258206
>The only reason he beat mendes is because Conor deleted his chin.
Chad took a hook right on the bridge of his nose. It shut down most people good chin or not.
Deleted chins after a tko are bullshit. It's not real,
It's a full career of taking shots to the head that makes your ability to take a shot worse.
>>67259929
idk ...
>>67259543
>going this full retard
>doesnt know what flip flops are or styles
This dude is full on low class what is he saying. What a lowend pleb
>>67259909
where is there a drought?
>>67259941
I don't know which one is her
>>67259929
bored of joanna memes when she looks like the ugly migrants that work at kfc
>>67259791
Nobody ever calls GSP "Rush", they just call him GSP
Alexander Gustafsson is one of the few I can think of who has his nickname used actively, almost everybody here knows who The Mauler is
>>67259933
6 posts too early m8
>>67259981
>they dont call gsp rush
what
>>67259996
I have never heard anybody refer to GSP as "Rush", not here or in real life conversations
>>67259981
everybody outside of sweden knows him as cuck
>>67260022
Did you start watching the ufc from 189 lmao
You have been under a rock
>>67259981
>guss has a nick name used actively
>gsp isnt called rush
fucking sweden
>>67260125
Go back through the last dozen /heems/ and point out a single instance of people calling GSP "rush"
Not going to find shit
>>67259971
Hint- The big fucking tattoo all over her back.
>>67260162
>uses a terrible strawman to attempt to prove his point
>says gus's name is used actively
Sorry bro i know you are new to the sport but you are wrong on this one. Its okay i know mma is new to swedes
Never use logic that in reverse destroys your points.
>>67255717
>being this new
>>67253909
BEST Heem ever.
Especially since I hate that little British bitch.
>>67254317
>Rory
>He's the biggest legend in the sport
What the fuck drugs are you on?
>>67243875
>the build of Randleman
Jelly, even though he's a manlet.
>>67254548
I wish I had such a squad
