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5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67243088
NEWS:
>Cruz on DJ superfight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/1/11513008/dominick-cruz-on-potential-superfight-demetrious-johnson-may-be-best
>Luke Rockhold thinks AKA is unfairly criticized for injuries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/30/11381538/luke-rockhold-believes-american-kickboxing-academy-is-unfairly
>Conor McGregor: "p-p-please p-pay attention to me"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/1/11549202/conor-mcgregor-to-nate-diaz-cut-the-bullsh-t-run-it-back
Claudia
schaub
Vanzant
A Fighter and a Kid
>>67259230
Cruz is such a delusional twat
Le untouchable who is coming off a gifted split decision after eating over 100 strikes
>>67259980
>but she's p4p qt xD
so, if the super fight ever happen in the distant future, can MM beat Dom?
>>67259984
>you'll need to wait 20 years to see sage van zant in action
AHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHHH
>>67259984
does she store her organs in her arms?
Claudia
>>67260011
Is this a play on the AHHH TONY HELP /tv/ meme?
>>67260001
>being retarded
with untouchable he meant DJ
>>67260021
y-yes
Ok so it's 100% certain Dana didn't pull Conor from UFC 200. Conor said it himself, he conducts business only with the Fertitas. So on what basis did these inteligent business tycoons decide to forfeit a gold mind of a fight card?
>>67260011
you know jones could literally kill him
>>67260021
I think it's an actual quote as well
>>67260004
hell to the no
werdum vs dc or jon on the other hand
>>67260004
I think Dom might be able to pull out a win by virtue of being more illusive. But I don't he's fought anyone like MM other than MM at bw
>>67260038
>cant push his fat brother into a pool
>gets wrestlefucked and yells for help
>could kill him
l-m-a-o
>>67260036
>Conor said it himself
Oh so it must be true then !
Like when he retired. Or announced a fight with some fighter. Or said he was back on 200.
>>67260036
1. they inherited their money
2. they grew up privileged
3. granted they didn't squander it and aren't idiots
4. they're not going to be told what to do by an irish fighter who a year ago was throwing a party over 60gs baby
Nobody gonna take that belt from her
>>67260053
>illusive
The word you wanted to use is 'elusive'. They sound the same but have different meanings.
>>67260052
I don't think DC keeps any of his power or minute explosiveness if he moves to HW. Same if McGregor were to move to WW, he loses all his natural advantages over the midgets.
>>67260090
this
>>67260108
all his kos are at heavyweight
>>67260108
you're aware that DC started at HW and had a great run?
>>67260053
i think his experience fighting MM and bw would give him the edge against MM at bw
>>67260108
wat
>>67260032
Stop embarrassing yourself, Netherlands.
The talks are about MM stepping up to fight, so it is people wanting to see him beat Cruz, and Cruz is known as the elusive one at that.
I suggest the goal of this thread to be getting qt tiers sorted
gina > miesha > etc
obviously gina and miesha are locked in so don't bother discussing those
>>67259956
So that is the second time Dana by "coincidence" touch Claudia's boobs at a staredown. Combined with his leanback at TUF I would say Dana is up to something.
>>67260098
I will, I'll beat the shit out of this little shitter
>>67260090
>3. granted they didn't squander it and aren't idiots
No in fact thy did the opposite. They bought the UFC for a few million and turned it into something worth a few Billion.
Of course, a pathetic loser like you would chalk that up to luck, not hard work.
>>67260038
Do you think he will just sit there and let Jon kill him?
>>67260201
Their father was a billionaire are you delusional
>>67260192
he has his hands around joannas stomach too
>>67260247
Did I say he wasn't, McPotato?
>>67260036
Lorenzo sounded pretty pissed about the whole situation.
Would they have Conor whacked if he did that again?
>>67260201
Their sicilian and their father was self-made and although they grew up privileged I doubt they weren't taught respect. Of course they put in hard work and it wasn't luck.
>>67260265
Having billionaire parents makes you being a billionaire practically meaningless
>>67260164
I was assuming the fight would be catchweight.
On that note, who do we think has more claim to fighting in their weight class?
Hating Joanna is a meme
>>67260268
>lorenzo sounded pissed
post pls
>>67260274
>turning a failing business into a billion dollar sports brand is meaningless
Potato logic right here.
>>67260036
You're better off taking a short term loss if it means everyone else will play by the rules.
So I listening to BBC one day and they said something at the very end of sports(soccer) news, it was about ufc and conor issue, they said like the Gladiators and their masters, combat sports fighters can't just argue with the authority and not face severe consequences. How right is that statement?
>>67260347
Yeah I think they did as good as they could have. They're not 'geniuses' like say Jeff Bezos.
>>67260333
>podcast gossip
do with this what you will, friend
http://www.letsgetitonpodcast.com/episode-68-conor-mcgregor-new-ufc-main-event-events-big-john-worked-last-week/
>>67260363
Agreed. I really think this'll benefit the organization as a whole in the long run, both in terms of keeping their fighters in line and legitimacy for the sport. Playing favourites and letting some fighters do as they want just looks bad in the eyes of the fans - Conor in particular has been treated almost like a business partner at times and I think that creates an unfair interest in seeing him succeed on the company's part.
>>67260372
they could argue, conair did, but he just went too far with his demands. they can't let him skip conferences and get co-promotion cause that will open a pandoras box of shit
>>67260295
What are you trying to say?
Cruz should fight Aldo at 145 and gives us the spicy we all want and deserve.
Filthy Tom should move down to 185, clean the stagnant hue division and dethrone Rockhold.
>>67260347
>Implying you wouldn't have been able to do the exact same thing with their money
Literally it just takes common sense and not being a drooling tard
>>67260438
lawlor could do that. But bantamweight is way too stacked, I doubt dom will move anytime soon.
>>67260409
This. Despite how much "everyone" loves the notorious persona, this kind of shit cannot fly, and would not fly in any other legitimate sports organization.
If Steph Curry just decided to stop doing press, open practices and pregame stuff for the NBA because "fuck you, I run this show", they'd suspend him without a second thought.
The closest I can think of to a corollary to this is Tom Brady's whole thing, but even then those are completely different circumstances that still resulted in punishment,
>>67259956
Imagine dying in a triangle choke between those smooth tight legs.
>>67260438
Hypothetically, if Dom was to fight MM, who deserves the title opportunity?
Does Dom get to move to FW to fight for that title, or does MM get to move to BW and fight for that title? Or should it just be non-title and just for bragging rights?
>>67260497
Then explain this whole Reebok shitstorm
>>67260438
>Filthy Tom should move down to 185, clean the stagnant hue division and dethrone Rockhold.
indeed, i don't think he will beat weidman or other top 5 guys but he could meme his way to top 10 2bh. he seems really small for lhw
>>67260562
>Does Dom get to move to FW
he wouldn't be able to cut that much, he is a pretty big BW already. MM would have to move up since he already fought at BW before.
>>67260562
135 title fight
lads, concerning the weight-cutting and dehydration rules being implemented in places like cali. how would you fix it? i think adding 5 pounds to each division and replacing ww with 170 and 180 would be better
>>67260657
Villante is shit
>>67260770
shut up
>>67260497
Which is why you're here and not running a billion dollar company
Should your boy's boy become your boy too?
Will Wondermeme be champ by the end of 2016?
>>67260803
yes steaks are my boy too
Post fights you want to see
>Ben Rothwell vs Andre Arlovski
>Mirsad Bektic vs Yair Rodriguez
>Chad Mendes vs Cub Swanson
>Khabib vs Dos Anjos 2
>Latifi vs Anderson
>>67260036
because they didn't want conor to take back to back losses to nate. this way they can protect their #1 midget and give him easier (featherweight) fights
>>67260770
no shit
>>67260936
why would they even announce the fight in the first place then?
>>67260977
Controversy, media attention, potential buyrates increasing for future PPVs, I don't know.
>>67260789
So there are 5 irish billionaires, which gives me a 0.0000011% probability of being born to one of them
>>67261043
explain the timing then, why did they cuck 197?
really grasping straws here m8. conairs head got too big and they had to humble him, remember when he conducted his own conference that one time?
>>67260756
Adding a cheeky 5er to the weight classes is an idea. It could also take some of the anxiety off of cutting.
Why dont they split 170 into 165 and 175?
>>67260803
who's your boy and who's his boy senpai?
>>67261528
Always wondered this. That's a pretty big jump, 155 to 170.
>>67261537
>ywn be your boy's boy
>>67261528
because they're goofs. people like cerrone and the diaz bros too small for 170 too bigg for 155. adding 195 and a 235 is something they should do before adding meme weights like 125 for men and grills
>>67260904
>Ben vs. Arlovski
Senior men slug it out and gas after the first round
>Bektic vs Yair
The spic wins via KO
>Chad vs. Cub
Chad is now deleted chin mode so he loses.
>Khabib vs. Hafael
Get realy for 5 round snooze fest, doesn't matter who wins.
>Latifi vs. Anderson
Prelim fighters , no one cares
>>67261637
HW isn't anywhere near stacked enough for another division and if they introduce a 175 and a 195 middleweight would be thinned out too much.
>>67261537
Weidman is my boy and Villante and Wonderboy are his boys.
>UFC 100
>Main event is a rematch
>"cool,epic,badass rematch cool fight and the first one was great"
>UFC 200
>Main event is a rematch
>first fight was a thriller
>"lame,boring,no one wants to watch this"
All of you need to heem urself
>>67261658
yeah, you better delete this
is latifi on the gas? he seems too bigg
>>67261701
>delete post
>post the exact same thing again
why
>>67261658
>>67261701
what did you mean by this?
>>67261759
>>67261751
I forgot the 200. Some of you goofs would have no idea what I'd be talking about. Don't reply to me either or then I'll be real mad.
>>67261701
nice (You)-farm tactic
>>67261676
talent will emerge
>>67261691
interesting. i hate villancuck but wondermeme seems alright
>>67261664
>Ben vs Arlovski
they wouldn't gas, rothwell had decent cardio against jds and the fight would almost definitely end in a heem
>Bektic vs Yair
agree, would be fun to watch
>Chad vs Cub
agree, would be fun to watch
>Khabib vs Hafael
if you think khabib fights are snoozefests you're a casual
>Latifi vs Anderson
they're two of LHW's only prospects
>>67261783
hey pussy are you still there?
>>67261786
can you use a tripcode so i can filter you
>>67261839
I'm here,I'm here. You're just the fakest person.
>>67261664
>Bektic losing
>Nobody cares about Latifi
Please go back to Mongolia
>>67261839
Did you not tell me that I should let you cum in my mouth Jon? Or am I just imagining things?
>>67261664
i-i like latifi :(
>>67261742
>swede
>>67261904
>based Macedocuck in charge of bants
>defending his mediocre country representatives
At least you tried.
>>67261977
>>67261973
>>67261904
>this balkan party
hey greekbro, how did that thing with your gf go ?
So does Eddie got any chance against RDA?
>>67262063
he will grind out a controversial split decision
>>67261742
He's just short as shit for a man that heavy. Makes him look like a brick shithouse.
>>67262049
oh hey man how are thing going
fucking bitch disappered from the face of the earth
I couldnt do nuffin
at least shes ducking me r-right
>>67262156
interdasting
but fuck that bitch desu senpai you deserve better
>>67262084
I think if decisions would be on RDA's favor because they are not missing out on a Khabib vs RDA fight.
>>67262333
sure man
bitola fight when?my kicks has become sharper than ever
fuck that baltshits.we main event of heem 1 naw
Did estonia permaheem himself after that girl told him he was balding or something, thats the last I saw him 2bh
>>67262063
He's gonna destroy RDA.He's got a new meme coach too (pic related).
>>67262413
I have a sprained right underarm and haven't been training for 3 weeks now. I can't hit for shit, doctor says it will go away soon.
>>67262377
>because they are not missing out on a Khabib vs RDA fight.
its not that marketable of a fight
>>67262563
why?
People don't wanna see the guy that beat rda fight him again or no one likes isis?
>>67262510
oh sorry to hear that.get better soon m8
>>67262603
The last fight, though satisfying if you hate RDA, isn't all that exciting besides a few good TDs.
It would only be different this time around because he'd be throwing around the champ.
>>67262563
would hit 500k PPV buys desu senpai
Hello /heem/
it's been a week or two since I've posted. hope everyone is doing well.
>>67262603
>>67262793
not enough people care about RDA or know about Khabib. Its mainly the hardcores especially with how inactive Khabib has been. Would do about 300k-350k similar to what Lawler/Condit did.
>>67262474
I don't know man, either he's gone full McGoobs and decided he needs to trane and has no time for media anymore, or he's pussied out like I thought he would
>>67262804
mcgoobs got ultra btfo and is getting really desperate
>>67262866
Why are 90% of Brazilian champs boring and unmarketable, regardless of how good they are? Is this different outside the US?
>>67263336
What if Nunes wins against Miesha. wmma is already unmarketable.
>>67263409
They would probably higher somebody to kneecap her in the locker room Tonya Harding-style on Dana's orders. A hue wmma champ is worst case scenario for that division, from a fiscal standpoint.
>>67263409
Ronda Rousey only got over because they managed to convince the casuals that she could stand and bang with men. She was also hot, by women's athlete standards. They'll never have that again.
>>67263473
>They would probably higher
Oh wow m8
where's the 95 pound division i want to see some stick men accidentally snap each others bones
>by the way you must be at least 6 foot to fight in this division
>>67263268
I love that conor's eating Nate's right in the thumbnail
>>67263519
fug, phoneposting
>>67263409
dana is stupid for booking it. he needs to stay with the miesha-holly-honda gravy train. nunes will fuck this up if she wins
>>67263597
If Nunes wins, Honda will come back running because she knows she'll beat her in under a minute
>>67263597
If that happens Dana will keep hearing 'Dyana Whicht' echoing in his nightmare forever.
>>67263630
I doubt 200 pound ronda can run anymore.
>>67263597
They could always use the USA vs. Brazil angle for Ronda's return. I know for a fact she can be Nunes.
>>67263677
i thought there were pictures of her back in the gym...
she looks kinda thinner i think
>i know tmz
http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/04/30/ronda-rousey-beach-workout-training/
please watch the video, its autisms kek
>>67263522
Over 40 years of age openweight TRT division when?
>>67263815
>The former UFC Champ hit up Venice Beach Saturday with her team and one thing's for sure ... Rousey looks as mean and focused as ever. You'll remember, TMZ Sports talked with Dana White earlier this month who said Ronda was in a "great place mentally, physically and emotionally."
>By the looks of things, Dana was right.
she's looking really unathletic and uncoordinated if I'm being honest. Like Betch Coheyrah levels of uncoordinated
>>67264402
look both ways before crossing the road.
cain is going to meme all over travis browne you heard it here first
>>67264497
no shit, that's the consensus
>>67264402
>that heem
>the amount of people in that high school gym
JUST
>>67264497
cain will blow out his knees again i bet
>>67264497
>claiming obvious things
Anticuck
>I hank Velasquez
Will we ever see Sea Level Cain vs Werdum?
Who wins?
Aldo and DC are going to pull out with injuries weeks before. Both be replaced by cans.
>>67264926
plz no
i believe you
but i still have hope
but then you'll be right
no
>>67264926
>Aldo pulls out
>gets replaced by Goobs
Yes please.
>>67264926
that is one of the worst webms ever made
>>67264926
>aldo pulls out
>bout is scrapped
>replaced by McGregor vs. Lamas
>Frankie left in the woods
It is the Conor McGregor Show, after all
the conor/ufc debacle as i see it:
1- conor acted like a little bitch
2- ufc acted like a bigger bitch
3- conor retires like a little bitch
4- ufc gives him another chance like a bitch
5- conor unretires but is still acting like a little bitch
that about sums up the entire situation.
>>67264732
>>67264895
Probably, if both Werdum and Cain win then thats a likely match up. I would give advantage to Sea Level Cain, he won the first round and then gassed badly from what I remember. Werdum had a significant cardio advantage as he arrived like 2 months prior whilst Cain didn't adapt.
>>67264637
spike spiegel vs prime anderson silva at 185. who wins?
>>67265097
>he won the first round and then gassed badly
He was getting lit up even in the first I'm pretty sure
How many times do should one train panic wrestling per week?
>>67265163
>do should one train
Holy shit I need to go to sleep
>>67265163
Ask Wonderboy
>>67265064
>⬤⬤⬤⬤⬤⬤
Dana was just following policy lad, it's not his fault he dindu nuffin
>>67265163
didn't chute boxe train panic wrestling? they made people grapple after getting blasted to help prepare them for real fights
Post walk ins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_DIEnln4hE
>>67265096
Is this from...that movie we all know?
>>67265113
Anderson. Spike was a lanklet. Anderson is one of those Matt Brown lanklets that look skinny but weigh 230 lbs
>>67265144
just looked at the play by play reports from several websites and all had it 10-9 Cain albeit a close round.
>>67265311
Oz. Its a Prison drama. LOTS of rape. Good show though
>>67265311
OZ is a tv show.
>>67265311
No. It's from the tv show Oz.
>>67265293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0
>>67265288
How to ruin a perfectly good chin, the comprehensive guide (written by authentic huezilians)
>>67265430
Surprised no one walked out to this yet
>>67265293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
GOAT walkout imo
>>67265293
Posting the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>67265461
they have
>>67265376
>>67265386
>>67265396
assumed it was Poor Little White Boy
>>67265530
topkek. I posted this a while ago
>>67264926
please happen. I want to see Dana cry after realizing what he's done to that event
Who /heem/+/hoc/ broship masterace?
>>67265356
it was a good first round. people talk a lot about Cain's cardio, but all we've seen is his cardio when he's on top or winning. when things aren't going his way, well, people jump to blame it on the altitude. getting lit up by Werdum, even during the first round, had a massive effect on both his cardio and his nonexistent gameplan.
>>67265734
>no socks
>wearing shoes
lmao
>>67265734
WHAT ARE THOSE
>>67265725
/heem/+/nba/ right here nigga
>>67265734
Pig disgusting.
>>67265734
>no socks
>>67265734
is this the part where he tries to suck up to UFC/Reebok?
>>67265617
Dana will only realise his mistakes once he sees the low numbers he'll make compared to the ones with Goobs.
>>67265949
Dana isn't dumb, he knows that DC/Jones 2 won't sell as well but it does open up huge PPV sales for when Conor comes back.
DC/Jones 2 on UFC 200 + Conor's comeback will probably have the same combined sales as Conor/Nate on UFC 200 + DC/Jones 2 on some other card.
>>67261117
83% of millionaires in this day and age are self-made
You're just a pale, pathetic paddy with no work ethic with his cock in his hand shitting on people who actually achieve something and create value for other people
Consider suicide, parasite.
still a country girl by heart
>>67266044
He should literally retired.
Wait a couple months and unretire.
Then see how the UFC does without the mandrama Conor brings to the table.
>>67266117
>those bracelets
>jeans tipped with lace
could this have been an artistic statement about taylor swift selling out her country heritage
>>67266117
is it mean to say that she looks kinda like a monkey? i mean a very cute monkey.
>>67266117
>tfw no QT monkey gf
>>67266339
>>67266266
I know that feel lads
>>67266333
literally the best shoop ever
>>67266117
Her pandering on social media to lonely motherfuckers is as wonderful as it is despicable.
>Just staying in to watch some action movies, why can't I get a guy?! tee hee!
>>67266569
why hasn't she started streaming video games yet.
>>67266117
Why does she never take out the mouth guard?
>>67266627
>>67266609
how much do you think she would make? unironically?
>>67266850
>This fight convinced Hendo to keep fighting.
Just fucking retire.
>>67261701
it's not interesting because jones will dominate the fat manlet olympic meme wrestler again.
>>67266850
>mma ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''striking''''''''''''''''''''''''
"the memes are over"
>>67267225
I have a feeling she's going to get hue'd.
Just heemed Rose with Joanna in 8 seconds on UFC 2
>>67267225
ugly af familia
>>67267393
good lad
>>67267393
let the computers fight on the highest difficulty and tell us what happens senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs
good lord. i'm asexual as fuck and just don't really enjoy sex animalistically, i love emotions.. so i was turned the fuck ON wanting these two to start making out or accidentally bite a lip or something. jeezus heck hot vid. better than porn (srs)
>>67266099
Don't talk about Conor that way.
He's a good paddy.
>>67267393
Did you use 'da feest'?
>>67260014
look at that little thumb in her pants.
anyone in this thread got some intimidating pictures that make people scared to mess with you on the net? got this of me with fire just fucking staring the lens down.
>>67266099
65% of statistics are made up
>>67267653
>>67267618
>trying to smear the reputation of based rory
not going to work senpai
>>67267618
Man, these two just need to eat each other out already. Their sexual tension is heavy.
>>67267687
the fuck? i'd never do such a thing to my fcking boyfriend.
impossible anyway, he's legendary already and going to toy with wonderboy like wonderboy toys with little kids
>>67267618
>I gonna enjoy it, slowly.
>>67267747
so much this. something got to happen eventually... right?
>>67267794
>tfw hyped for a WMMA fight due to sexual tension
boy. claudia is my fuckin girl. second only to my girlfriend raquel pennington (straigh up hottie)
>>67267618
>the way claudia is blatantly prolonging the encounter and getting her face closer
>when she eventually pushes joanna she quickly slides her hands up joannas chest
fucking HNNG.
>>67267783
>>67267808
>>67267845
>>67267914
the fuck is wrong with you fucking autist
>>67263268
>Until this one is settled.
The fuck is he talking about? That fucking Mexican was living it up in Mexico and came in on short notice and whupped him.
who /ngannou/ here?
>>67268236
How do you pronounce his name?
135 is gonna get extra spicy once Almeida and Garbrandt fight but can anyone beat Cruz in this division?
>jews invent god
>jews invent banks
>jews invent jewjitsu
>>67268260
Faber
>>67268260
TJ in the rematch
>>67268259
SH-OB
>>67268260
MM destroys Cruz now.
>>67268236
nigga no u
>>67267914
>>67267618
And there is that one retard in the comments saying hilarious shit like "WOW YOU GUYS ALL WANT THEM TO KISS AND SHIT??? YOU BUNCH OF FAGS"
choose a number from 1 to 20
who /depressed/ here
>>67268639
this is sakuraba vs royler gracie
>>67268259
NN-GA-NN-OO
Bretty hype.
Wish they would wait for the Conor rematch irl before making this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6cIgrOWX4
>>67268822
joke's on you faglord I have more than 20 submissions saved on my computer
>>67268785
>They're making a movie based on Jose Aldo.
Huh.
>>67268688
thanks lad
>>67268162
Diaz was getting rekt then one clean direct power shot changed it.
and he wasn't living it up he was training for a triathlon.
>>67268873
Surely you have done a lot of remarkable things in your life aswell.
>>67268950
Honestly it's more confusion at the car chase bits.
Aldo's life story is kind of interesting but goddamn what the fuck?
>>67268785
I doubt the film goes that far into his career.
Probably just about his origins, and struggles to make it, then it will end with a black screen and text saying how successful he's been.
Certainly don't want to end it with his hissy fit on social media after her last fight.
I sure do love me some ngannou, who's with me?
>>67268988
>his
>>67268575
try medication instead of alcohol and weed
>>67268988
i'd rather listen to rogan than see him make that face again
>the state of venezuela
>>67269174
I don't believe you.
>>67269107
>SSRIs
>>67269220
>heart rate from anxiety 140-160 bpm doing NOTHING in the house
>literally can't walk and have to use a wheelchair
>month and a half on prozac
>heart rate 60-80 bpm
ayy lmao
Miocic is gonna get injured 1 week before the fight.
You better screencap this.
>>67269262
>not Lexapro
>>67268988
I know it's gonna be just the old brazilian sympathy for the "i came from a broke ass favela now look at me" stories plus carbon copy hollywood drama, but I think it still looks pretty cool. It's unusual for brazilian "cinema" to diverge from the watered-down, porn-fueled, leftist intellectual dramas.
https://twitter.com/KailinCurran/status/724715104017600513
brehs...
>supposedly non-casuals
>lots of cuckposting
heem has gotten worse and it's not just the casuals
You guys seen the video of a nigger beating the shit out of his son in a home boxing match because he skipped school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9N1zPXAHoQ
Despicable shit honestly, no joke
>>67269365
>not liking based Francis
>>67269365
Handle the bant lad.
>>67269349
Oh look a woman dancing
Bro i get 5 of those at least every weekend grinding on me
Fucking weirdos, normies rule /heem/
>>67269365
I think anybody who actually watches MMA and formulates sophisticated opinions on the topic eventually gets pushed out of /heem/ and only returns infrequently from that point.
>>67269349
nice
>>67269365
>bitching about 5 posts
who cares? suggest something we can discuss
>>67260844
If Ellenberger can drop him then Robbie would kill him.
>prayers
also reminds me of getting banned from sherdog for making fun of that limbless '''''''''''fighter''''''''
http://www.flocombat.com/article/41407-exclusive-josh-thomson-out-of-bellator-154-bout-vs-chandler
Fuck the billionaires. Money hoarding fucks need to step up and pay fighters what they deserve. Fuck a fertita or whoever the fuck thinks they hard because they got bills. Standing up to rich people who use the fighters like a circus side show performers need to recognize the value of sport , the value of their work and the value people like Connor bring and pay all the fighter accordingly. I can bet your ass more people are for a Mcgregor than a fertita
>>67269521
Thoughts and prayers are the same thing and they literally don't accomplish anything why does this meme exist in 2016?
>>67269525
sux
Coker needs to get over his boner for Josh Thomson though
>>67269559
It's a different way of saying "give me/them sympathy"
>>67269548
Why? Conor spends all of his money on himself and his future ex-wife. How the fuck is he better than Lorenzo?
>>67269559
It makes people feel good without any effort
GIBS ME BEST HIGHLIGHTS VIDEOS PLZ
>This will never be a popular sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3yvOkooYA
>>67269592
>highlight videos
I'm going to need to some ID
>>67269592
hey kid, first tastes free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-t_Xy39u0
>>67269626
fuck off, narc
>>67269391
what an asshole
>>67269623
Knight Fights are shit. Wait until UWF or just watch HEMA
>>67269391
his son his property
fuck off you modern day male feminists
>>67269644
god, that fight against jessica penne was brutal
Where does Carla go from here?
>>67269750
meh she was still standing at the end and fine a few days later joanna has no power and breaks her hand every fight
>>67269623
Why is the ref not in armour? How is he supposed to break them up if they're really fighting without getting his arms chopped off? If the swords aren't real, what's the point?
>>67269775
In the bin hopefully
Is he top 10 all time. Up there with Fedor,GSP,Jones and others.
Pretty sure that Road House remake with Ronda Rousey is getting scrapped. No new updates anywhere and the IMDB page hasn't been touched. At least she has a deal with Lifetime though, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
>>67269794
What happened to Rowdy Bec growing up?
>>67261701
>Jones vs Cormier was a thriller
literally who believes this
find the fighter
>>67269874
too many billies and not enough school
>>67269891
It was a high level fight. Certainly not for casuals.
>>67269911
tecia on the left
>>67269921
it was boring af lad
>>67269939
not an argument
>>67269911
Not sure if the small one is Shayna Baszler or an imported Indian servant boy
Is this a sport? Would Cerrone do it? Would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQ1qEh9ar8
>>67269951
Literally the only big moment in the match was Cormier getting Jones up for a slam that didn't do anything. You can appreciate technique all you like but when a match lacks natural drama, it suffers.
>>67269995
i wouldnt, doesnt seem worth it
>>67269995
why? just wear a parachute yourself, what a fucking tryhard faggot
>>67269525
Bendo should step in
>>67269951
Yes it is you fucktard
>say its a thriller
>its actually boring
>NOT AN ARGUMEB
Reminder that this happened
>>67270034
so you would do it?
>>67270061
Training for what?
>>67270071
>tfw you badly need to kiss thier tummies
>>67270061
>le vacation man
gay shit poo or conair confirm
>tfw nate btfo usada gayshitpoo
>>67270061
>beat conor
>very dangerous
>>67269995
i'd go into cardiac arrest on a rollercoaster at this point with my health
>>67270133
Just about anyone on the UFC roster is a dangerous man really.
Obvious exception to CM Punk.
>>67270168
bet he'd heem you
>>67270168
Do you think you could beat CM Punk?
>>67270061
JCVD > Seagal > Arnold
in term of training UFC fighters
>>67270219
BLOODSPORT
>>67270190
>>67270206
Well, he is undefeated.
qtenzie in UFC when?
>>67270219
JCVD - 18 KOs 1 loss in kickboxing.
The other two are nobodies in fighting.
https://twitter.com/superCalo/status/726895839973494784
>>67270311
Don't make him aikido you into a coma
>>67264402
>>67264402
Fuck I love me some thai. Can't wait to get back to training.
>>67270346
What could you say to a Diaz brother to legitimately get under their skin?
>>67270389
What set you from, ese?
>>67270354
Seagal would fuck up majority of UFC fighters. Except a few exceptions like ConMan and Mighty Mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>67269849
They havent even started filming it yet, bozo.
>>67270407
Sorry the Irish don't get to participate.
>>67269849
After her "performance" in Furious 7 she will never "act" again.
>>67270061
Two real ninjas
>>67270389
your brother is a goof journeyman top 5 can fodder m8
>>67269849
Good because who the fuck wants to see that? Her 15mins is up..Liked her until she started bitching about her loss to holm.
>>67270504
>operative part of the reaction image is text
Bottom tier reaction image, doubt it will spread.
>>67270354
OH NO HE'S GOING TO GET ME IN A WRIST LOCK
WHAT EVER SHALL I DO NOW
>>67270389
I stole all your weed
jose "bigg" aldo
can someone post the hendricks micropenis wagon?
>>67269911
me, second from the right
You're walking down the street when this twitchy nig jumps out of a dark alley with a machete on his hands.
You have 1 second before he closes in and hacks you to pieces with about 8 slashes per second.
What do you do?
>>67270575
drop guard, rubber guard, elbows
>>67270575
Flying armbar.
should submission ''''wins'''' really count as a win just like a knockout? i think they should just end the round so if u sub someone you automatically win the round 10-8
>>67270575
climb atop a small object
>>67270575
snatch his birthday
>>67270627
smart submission fighters would just try to maim people before they can tap and there would be way more injuries
>>67270504
>trained Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida
>taught them both the crane kick which they used against Randy and Vitor respectively
>never taken any damage ever
>trained Jon Jones
>is a cop
>is a guitarist or something
>knows how to use guns
>inspired all UFC fighters to trane
I know you aren't referring to the link. Seagal is legit.
>>67270627
?????
Why should grapplers be punished if they can knock someone out with a strangle hold but the person has the option to just tap out?
>>67270680
I actually was replying to the link. idk what the fuck he said
>>67270660
>submission
>fighters
pick one, we all now they dont come to fight just to roll around on the floor like pussies
>>67270713
because submissions arent really fighting and are very boring and cowardly
>>67270627
I know your trolling but I will reply anyway.
Tapping is a signal that you admit defeat because you know that if that was not an option you would pass out or get a limb broken. Its the same if in boxing you get your bell rung but decide to stay down instead of getting to your feet because you know your going to get fucked up again.
>>67270720
You don't know shit about grappling, it can be just as effective as striking.
be very careful, /heem/
>>67270759
Is he wearing a baseball cap and a nightie?
>>67270759
wheres a crane when you need them
>>67270660
>>67270713
>>67270753
>>67270755
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)s.
Catch ya's later.
>>67270807
>Thanks for the (You)s.
What does that even mean?
>>67270759
i really like this meme
@67270835
that won't work, you think I'm some kind of goof?
>>67270807
>spending all your (You)s by replying, not realizing you spent your retirement fund
be very careful /heem/
>>67270931
>le sneaks into prison to fight mob boss man
Name one female fighter sweaty post-training asshole that you'd lick.
>>67271111
paige, rose
>>67271018
i never heard that story, do tell.
>>67270575
embrace death
>>67271111
none you weirdo
>>67271111
Mackenzie, Gina, Paige, high-tes Joanna
>>67271215
can't believe I forgot gina..
>>67266963
>Swede with black cock lust
Shocking.
That being said, Jones is swoller than I thought.
cungle185
When you think you have it tough....think twice!
https://www.instagram.com/p/fl2CL1mujO/
>>67271172
I saw someone post it on here. I can't find the original Sherdog link however. It's like the movie Undisputed. There was this Russian guy who claimed to be friends with Igor. Rumors came about that Igor was snuck into prison to fight some mob boss. Apparently the mob boss thought he could take Igor. And was pretty powerful so they made it happen. When the friend asked Igor if the story was true the friend says Igor acted all weird and to never bring it up again.
>It was in early 90 years. Some ukrainian mob guy called "Baton" (nick name) spent his free time in jail. He was boring and got idea to sparring with Igor. Some people went to Igor and bring him an offer to fight in prison with their boss. It was very risky, but they paid good money. This fight happened illeagally and Igor beated him very much. Nothing personal, just a fight for money. As i said it was hight risky for Igor, becouse he went to prison illegally. Guys are there many fighters who makes same step?
>>67271172
Someone on Sherdog said in 2005 that he's a massive Igor fan and co-incidentally a friend of his, and that after asking Igor about it he reluctantly confided that a former boxing champion mob boss known simply as 'Baton' offered Igor great money to sneak into a prison at great risk and fight him, which Igor supposedly won handily.
That's literally the source btw.
>>67270389
Accuse of them being roiders. Call them rich boys. That they had karate lessons at an expensive mcdojo and a big house with a swimming pool. Call them a gimmick.
lads im friends with miesha and she says to stay tune to her next foto shoot with playboy
RIP BRAVE WARRIOR
>>67271384
i wish this was real
>>67271111
Claudia
I bet she got a cute brown asshole
>>67271466
I bet you have an ugly brown face
>>67271348
>>67271354
thanks lads, great story
>honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.
>>67271466
>>67271503
samebicha
>>67271111
cat, meisha
who /jeff/ here?
>>67271599
>izzy martinez
>short
>fat
>spic
>vitiligo
>neetrex arms
JUST
>>67271645
>what you say? step up ese
>>67271563
sup
>>67271563
what star planet is this mutant from?
>>67271645
>>67271698
Bullying Izzy is taking things a bit too far. There's a red line, and you're stepping over it right now.
>>67270546
>>67270389
I stole your bike
>>67271698
>eserex
kek, saved
>>67271730
he is literally JUST. look at him sucking his gut in, he probably can't even reach(hehe) his chode.
idk if him or jeff is worse in that pic
>they pose for pic
>holly inches closer to the hot body noke
>puts her arm around him
>jeff notices
>noke about to put his arm on her
>jeff spurgs out and he puts his hand on her shoulder
>noke puts his on jeffs
Autism
>>67271810
>tfw came up with neetrex and eserex memes
feels good lads
>>67271866
I came up with neetrex
>>67271866
i feel like i deserve at least 50% of the credit for eserex though. you got the name but i pointed out the neetrex tier reach and justness
>>67271701
i played video games at a lan center tournament for 11 hours last night, got home and stayed up til 9 am and then woke up three hours later. feeling pretty shit but weirdly good too. hbu?
>>67271875
i popularised it way before the shoops. if u used it before it became a normie meme, then me and you are the founding stepfathers
>>67271899
credit given lad
>>67271875
That's weird. How could you come up with it if it was me.
>>67271866
Don't take credit for shit you didn't do.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4qBH3JXXn/
>>67271940
it was me u goof
>>67271976
Man Nate looks HUGE
How does that mother fucker make 155
>>67271976
nick = bigg
why does nate always do this pose with his shoulders? is he making himself taller like tsuu or what?
>>67271930
just ran 8k and going to watch shit of thrones because I can't stop after 5 seasons
>>67271999
no legs, no ass, no torso
basically large but spare frame. same way jones makes lhw.
>>67271400
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
No wonder the ref just stood there.
https://twitter.com/MikeChandlerMMA/status/726937574900666368
>>67271976
Why does N8's record have double digit losses if he's that good?
He's been getting better lately, his last few fights have been great, but how does this happen?
>>67272070
he probably got motivated. he will probably keep looking better since everyone else will be of the gear now
>>67271976
Who amputated Nick's triceps?
>>67272051
Bendo is gonna be 23-30 by the time he retires
>>67272070
Joe Daddy: Wrestling
Maynard 1: Wrestling
DHK: Wrestling
Rory: Wrestling
Thomson: Feminine Sounds
>>67272030
>shit of thrones
can we all agree that game of thrones is a garbage show that is just barely above xena warrior princess-tier
>>67272070
>he hasn't read Artems warriors bible
>>67271938
>>67271866
you're both dumb cunts and should literally die
WE.
ARE.
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
Spaghetti for dinner!! Thanks to my amazing wife always making healthy food that we can enjoy as a family while I'm in camp. #spaghetti&meatballs #healthyspaghetti #zucchini #noodles #lean #turkey #meatballs #family #dinner #ufc198
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4tGkDkWsi/?taken-by=bryan_barberena
Whatcha eating, /heem/?
>>67272070
With the exception of Koji "I hit you punches out of air sirry gaijin"Oishi every fighter that he lost to has been a top ten in their weight class at some point or another.
Also, Nate Diaz is not considered some amazing GOAT.
So Michael Buffer and Bruce Buffer are brothers. Michael has a net worth of 500 million and Bruce has a net worth of 3 million. Why didn't Bruce just follow his brother's footsteps and be a boxing announcer? Surely he had all the connections and shit.
>>67272517
>spaghetti
>that
mma is so full of memefood its ridiculous. real fighters eat real spaghetti.
i just had some delicious carbonara and i could heem every here.
>>67272051
How can Bendo even be cleared to compete? He was knocked down what, like four or five times against Koreshkov?
>>67272560
because bruce is not talented
>>67272517
the fuck is this faggy shit
>>67272560
because there was the amazing Michael Buffer and then there was Bruce, Michael Buffer's brother
Seriously if he hadn't settled into a niche with the UFC I don't know if he'd have been doing it for long
>>67272568
He's out for 60 days. No way he makes it.
Chandler is just reaching to the biggest name in bellator.
>>67272625
Well it's 60 days no contact, right? So they could organise a no contact fight
>>67272560
Michael's amazing and actually has a voice and the persona for it.
Bruce is just there, he's just Michael's brother. Honestly, I thought up until a certain point Bruce was his son.
>>67272643
Can you remove your flag? I hate your fucking face and don't want to be associated with you.
>>67272560
Bruce is the fun brother. Wearing whatever he wants, partying every weekend, doing that whole Vegas renaissance man schtick, choking Frank Trigg in an elevator...
>>67272643
>>67272672
settle your differences at heem 1 lads
>>67272699
>heem 1
We dont have cards, we arrange fights whenever. Theres no way we can get a card this decade
>>67272767
it's part of the meme you dip
>>67272560
aren't they step brothers? also Michael is more talented. Bruce just screams his lungs out.
>>67272767
I'm singing up.
Give me a Swede pussy.
I'll take on anyone at any weight desu, but I have preferences.
>>67272776
This is not a meme you wiener
We are becoming an international fight club
>>67272693
>choking Frank Trigg in an elevator...
i don't remember this....
>>67272838
fake story made up by self-aggrandizing queen
Are we live?
>Good lezginka with wolf pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBK2aOpzz9Y
>>67272939
I don't think I've had an anti-boy as much as I have Khabib.
I hate his Avar ass so much. Wish RDA wasn't such a tremendous pussy and managed to score a victory, but he's weak sauce, Khabib will dominate him.
>>67272817
>preferences
Youre fighting germany, assuming he is the closest to you.
Now post body for the VS
>>67272977
Psh, please, Germans are pussies. I'd rather fight a Turkroach from Germany and his 20 cousins than a German, it'd be more of a challenge.
>Post body
I'm posting from my phone you nerd. Either you give me some leeway, you little gazelle, or I'm moving to Hotwheels' chan.
If heem had an open weight tournament I'd make it to at least the semis.
If you aren't at least 6 foot you cant compete.
>>67273055
take it easy lad, just post when you can. such a hothead, you must have a lot of north african blood :^)
>>67273055
>unable to take a picture in the mirror
>unable to crop on your phone
>unable to then upload for the VS
Did getting set up with germany get you SHOOK?
Maybe we can get you to go with the dutch?
>>67273119
I'm not fucking Ngannou, will you guys quit it.
>>67273113
I'd heem you
>>67273151
>ranked 3rd
Im the p4p GOAT
>>67273113
if heem had an open weight tournament you still wouldn't make weight you sarnie munching fat faggot
>>67273113
You'd rest in peace before the round of 16
>>67273176
did you even call anyone out? where you from babe?
>>67273222
Im in PA
Im looking for my second win
>>67273151
Bangladesh is top 15
>>67273262
>austrailian judging
>>67273151
>Lithcuck ranked that high
Worse than Sherdog.
I'm fighting Germany to turn his bum life around, but after I win I want a pick of my own.
It's about time you little gazelles show me some respect, who's brought in as many (You)'s as I have for the past 8 months? Nobody, that's who, yeh.
feliceherrig
DEAR GOD NO!!!!!! I meant to send this to @carlaesparza1 but instead I sent it to my friends Dad Carl.... Noooooooooo!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4wxnjBjFR/
>>67273298
>none of the euros calling out Polish Krang
you're all shook, the lot of you.
>>67273301
Please note that there's no use of the word 'accidentally'
>>67273321
He hasn't been around in a while. I wonder what happened to him.
>>67273301
Wait wat
>>67273321
What makes you think that's not where I was going after the Krautcuck?
Besides Lithuania, of course.
>>67273301
>I sent it to my friends dads wifes son
phew
>>67273298
>>67273385
>thinking you can beat the #9 fighter in heem just like that.
Theres a HUGE power gap after 9
>>67273363
he was here a few days ago. said he stopped visiting regularly :(
>>67273151
>tfw top 10
>>67273432
That's a damn shame. He introduced me to Team Fighting Championship. Those were a tonne of fun.
>>67273417
I talk the talk but I walk the walk aswell, yeh. Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?
>Heem 1, Banter at the Baltic
This one of the greatest cards I have the pleasure to ever witness, Mike.
>>67273525
Do we have someone that can fight this guy?
>>67273548
I'd fucking fight him myself if given the chance.
Not even joking. I'd heem Khabib.
>>67273566
>Fedora is the GOAT
>>67273539
I swear we had a Portuguese post here a few times. Think he was a kickboxing guy mainly.
>>67273522
Yeah, youve been entirely wrong this whole time.
You'll be feed to the turk and he'll get to fight Neverlander while bulgarian is fighting the croat.
Winner of Neverlander vs turk will fight the winner of croat vs bulgarian for the heem interim title. The brown bomber is out for romadan.
This is my master plan.
>>67273595
Give me his number, im making the CALL
haha get it, heem 1, get it like a fight card between /heem/ posters
that's top comedy
haha
>>67273618
Who died and made you Dana White, Lord Goof of /heem/ promotion?
I want to speak to the manager, this is a complete misuse of my talents. Make me a better offer or Heem 1 won't do Heem 0 numbers.
You'll regret it.
>>67273681
NEW
>>67273684
>talent
>hasnt beaten anyone in the top 10
>>67260053
elusive
>>67273714
BECAUSE I'M NOT BEING PITTED AGAINST TOP 10 FIGHTERS, I HAVEN'T LOST YET, YEH?
I'd do /heem/ numbers on Hotwheel's chan.
Guys my phone died and and I needed to talk to my wife. So I asked my wife's son to use his phone and this weird ugly crossdresser man showed up on his phone. What the fuck do I do? Am I supposed to heem him?
>>67273764
>implying we don't exclusive own all competitors
I'm not Dana white, I'm better. You're going fight this Tuurk and you're going to like it
>>67273772
Legitimately looks like a crossdressing man, wtf
>>67260036
>Conor said it himself
Conor also claimed to have made a $ million+ bet when he clearly did not have that kind of money to bet.
He also said he was looking for a 9-figure contract lol!
He wants to you believe he's making GSP-money when he's only making Reebok money.
Conor is a fun, larger-than-life guy, but he's a typical Irish talker and there's no need to take what he says as real.
>>67273822
Ohhh, now I get it. You're afraid that I might become bigger than the promotion, like my predecessor Francis did.
Oh wow, this is sad.
>>67260108
mfw your ideas about DC are all wrong
Conor is a liar.
[500]
Thread needs some albu
>>67259956
ffs Dana, you think we can't see what you're doing with your left hand?
you're 50-years-old, start being a man and stop making us cringe all the time
>>67273405
kek
>>67273573
Would you bump into him at the mosque you both attend you fucking raghead frogfaced fuck?
>>67274468
>>67274468
>Australia
This is why you aren't ranked higher as a P4P shitposter.
>>67274515
That's Bloodstars Australia, our edgy little cousin.
>>67274468
kek
>>67260036
aldo will pull out and conor will replace
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