[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/heem/: flying knee edition


Thread replies: 507
Thread images: 112

File: killer flying knee.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
killer flying knee.webm
2MB, 1280x720px
UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67259926

NEWS:

>Bellator guy gets part of his leg cut off
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-jordan-parsons-reportedly-has-portion-of-leg-amputated-following-hit-and-run

>Big John says Goob was guaranteed 10 million
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/30/11542986/referee-john-mccarthy-says-conor-mcgregor-was-guaranteed-10-million

>Hoger Ghacie talks about ONE FC title shot
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/1/11543406/roger-gracie-wants-to-win-one-championship-belt-for-family-legacy-mma
>>
File: schaub.jpg (32KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
schaub.jpg
32KB, 500x500px
>>
>5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
This one's guaranteed to be a shitshow, right?
>>
FIRST FOR GIVE ME THE LITHKEK FOR HEEM 1,
>>
File: 1461899698048.jpg (145KB, 1111x597px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461899698048.jpg
145KB, 1111x597px
>>67273700
>coming back from job interview, didn't get it but they said they will keep my application on file
>>
>>67273758
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Venator-FC-3-Palhares-vs-Meek-50513
>>
>>67273780
>>67273764

Turk is ranked 9.
You beat turk, neverlander & winner of BM vs croat and youve got your shot
>>
File: 136423424932.png (476KB, 450x455px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
136423424932.png
476KB, 450x455px
>>67273573
Be VERY careful.
>>
Anyone else think Gabi Garcia is kinda cute?
>>
>>67273863
Alright then. We're set.

I want two more fights this year.

When's Heem 3 and 4 happening? I need a rest for 2.

When's Heem's 1 official date for that matter?

>>67273882
Don't get me started on that.
>>
File: jones18.jpg (47KB, 780x564px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jones18.jpg
47KB, 780x564px
If Jon Jones was a Barista he'd be Jon Scones
>>
File: schaub.jpg (67KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
schaub.jpg
67KB, 736x736px
>>67273838
>>
File: 1459299079981.jpg (516KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459299079981.jpg
516KB, 1600x900px
>>
File: bones.jpg (11KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bones.jpg
11KB, 200x200px
>>67273937
>>
>>67274041
who /bum/ here
>>
>>67273908
the card isnt all at once, as soon as you and turk are on we can set a date for your individual fight.
>>
netherlands is the most autistic cuck on /heem/
british posters contribute quite literally nothing of importance
this place is actually a shithole right now
>>
>>67273838
>going to job interviews

everyone, lets laugh at this goof
>>
>>67273853
pretty decent card 2bh, its even got Cody Mckenzie. Not sure who "Meek" is but hes going to have trouble walking
>>
>>67274528
He's one of the best underground rappers atm
>>
>>67273853
Venator got Imanari for their first card. They should bring him back.
>>
File: 1457782375465.jpg (123KB, 475x550px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457782375465.jpg
123KB, 475x550px
why are leg locks so sexy
>>
what happened to the ufc embeddeds?
>>
>>67273905
Welcome to the team
>>
>>67274464
How else would you get a job?
>>
>>67274669
HIGH TEST
>>
File: 1453419142499.gif (2MB, 355x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1453419142499.gif
2MB, 355x360px
>>67274795
>
>>
>>67274669
I'd feed an entire Bulgarian gypsy family with those legs.
>>
>flying knee edition
>no anderson flying knee bisping

op is a faggot
>>
File: KeBZf9v[1].jpg (160KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
KeBZf9v[1].jpg
160KB, 1080x1080px
Is there anything Ngannou can't do?
>>
>>67274041
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>67274075
>Card isn't even figured out yet

>>67274367
>netherlands is the most autistic cuck on /heem/
>british posters contribute quite literally nothing of importance
Agreed with both. But neither do Aussies so what the hell?
>>
File: bong.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bong.webm
2MB, 1280x720px
>>67274940
how's this
>>
File: ffffffff.jpg (110KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ffffffff.jpg
110KB, 1920x1080px
>>67274969
>>
>>67275054
silva has a glass chin. hall gonna meme kick him his lights out.
>>
File: schaub.jpg (410KB, 717x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
schaub.jpg
410KB, 717x1024px
>>67274969
All men come second to Schaub.
>>
>>67275088
What the fuck? I thought Schaub was gay?
>>
>>67275054
Based Bisbong delivering the performance of his life. If he brought this game in every fight he'd not only escape perpetual gatekeeper mode but he could arguably dethrone Cockhold.
>>
>>67275100
dummy
>>
>>67274464
>>67274669
Whats your perfect woman heem?
>>
File: aline[1].jpg (37KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
aline[1].jpg
37KB, 480x480px
will we ever see women vs teenage boys in the ufc lads?
>>
>>67275145
He's a homo, right? That chick's just a beard, right?
>>
>>67275183
a 7 foot tall Asian woman with knockout power in both hands
>>
File: danagroove.png (56KB, 177x171px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
danagroove.png
56KB, 177x171px
>>67274969
>>67275066
>>67275088
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED THE MEMES FOR MYSELF
>>
>>67275054
ees normal
Silva at this point is a memefighter, he doesnt need to prove anything anymore
>>
File: wew.gif (3MB, 500x346px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
wew.gif
3MB, 500x346px
>>67275183
she has to know how to heem a man
>>
>>67275190
hopefully not
>>
>>67275230
People often accuse him of always being roided to the gills - do you agree or do you think he just started roids when he needed to recover from his tragic leg snappy?
>>
>>67275293
He didn't get good until he was in his 30s. You don't magically become world class between the ages of 32 and 38, when you were an average fighter at 27. He was roiding his whole UFC career.
>>
>>67275293
I have no idea
Silva always had a shit body, i dont believe he was a long term roider
Btw roids dont give you that technique and matrix skills
I dont actually care btw, i love to see Silva fights
>>
>>67275320
>the Nogs gave him some magical pills and he became fantastic overnight
Yeah he definitely didn't adapt his style and work on his grappling skills or anything
>>
>>67275341
>I dont actually care btw, i love to see Silva fights
I agree with that sentiment too. There really is nobody quite like Silva. Every fight is just so unique and special.
>>
>>67275341
You have no idea what you're talking about. PEDs help tremendously with recovery. Which allows you to train harder, longer, and more frequently than non-roiders. So yes, they absolutely do give you technique and matrix skills.
>>
>>67275237
that's gotta hurt
>>
>>67275421
>he actually does think that the Nogs gave him some magical pills and he became fantastic overnight
>>
>>67275387
Dude got beat by Daiju fucking Takase, who is an actual can, and Ryo Chonan. When he was 28, 10 years into his MMA career. He was never that good while fighting under an even playing field.

The FIRST time he was randomly tested, he popped. Every sign points to him being a long-time roider, and that's how he'll go down in history.
>>
>>67275506
Sage Northcutt (theoretically)
>>
>>67275506
jared rosholt
>>
>>67275506
Francisco Trevino
>>
>>67275506
Bisbong.
>>
>>67275478
I know who Daijua Takase is and I know that Anderson was beating the shit out of him until the triangle, and come on now son he got hit with a flying legscissor takedown into a heelhook, how do you prepare for that.
I didn't see him getting fucked by Carlos Newton's jits, who was a better fighter than either of those two.
He started training with the Nogs and stopped fighting like a retarded Chute Boxe faggot. Might have been on the shit the whole time, I don't know, but it seems pretty ridiculous to claim that he was never good in the first place if anyone who takes roids is meant to become a division clearing god yet cans and middle of the pack guys alike pop too.
>>
>>67275506
Daniel Cormier.
>>
>>67275506
seo hee ham
>>
>>67275564
You clearly didn't watch that fight, because Daiju controlled him from the top the whole fight then got a mounted triangle. Takase was beating on him from top the whole fight, Anderson was never in it.

Chonan was beating him on the feet and on the ground. Right before he hits that scissor heel hook, Bas comments on how Silva has to finish because he's losing the decision clearly.

Go back and rewatch the fights instead of reading about them on Sherdog.
>>
>>67274669

THICC
>>
I almost feel bad for Conor. The Fertitas / Dana (whichever version you prefer) pulling him from UFC 200 is vile. What if their actions cause Conor to humble down to Earth and make him lose all his top bantz and persona? Give this man his 10 million paycheck so his ego can propel to to a different galaxy and we can all enjoy the fireworks.
>>
>>67273908
>
Khabib would fucking destroy your entire country in a 3 day tourney. The fucker may be the greatest diversified fighter of all time.
>>
>>67275711
>He fell for the Khabib meme

Oh boy, can't wait for him to find his N8 and shut you Mosque going cunts up for good.
>>
>>67275711
>he fell for the khabib meme
>>
File: eserex.png (244KB, 251x645px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
eserex.png
244KB, 251x645px
lads i came up with a new meme, pls save and share
>>
>>67275731
I'm a Roman Catholic; his pedigree speaks for itself (outside the UFC more than inside)
>>
>>67275743
>Literally falling for the meme
N8 incoming.
>>
>>67275711

>falling for the khabib meme

be careful
>>
File: 1461816152321.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461816152321.gif
2MB, 320x240px
>>67275764
>Auto] 1 new post
>caring what a no champion frog says
>>
>>67275669
I know this is trolling(?) but it's kinda to bad that they can't let him get away with it.
Next event he'd just double down, plus it would open the floodgates for fighters.

I keep thinking back to the Brandon Vera situation, they were hyping that guy up a lot. 2 Division champion talks, 'big' Philippine following which at the time was a market they wanted. And at the end of the day he asked for like an extra 100k or something? Who really knows, but the ufc froze his contract and benched him for 1-2 years over it. When he came back they just fed him to savages until he lost enough luster for them to cut.

Not like they could do the same here, but man the ufc loves their strong arm tactics.
>>
>>67275737
Thanks, saved to C:\memes\images\sp\heem\characters\wrestling_coaches
>>
is france the top heel of /heem/?
>>
>>67275778
It's not just me saying it, senpai.

You're literally buying into McGoober like hype minus the personality and added the distasteful Muslim fundamentalist persona.
>>
/heem/ was good once believe it or not

now its all about tripflagging and shitposting

i blame australia and france, even canada was never this bad with his embed posting
>>
>>67275783
>Muh floodgates
Why doesn't everyone realise how much bullshit that is?

When people ask for preferential treatment and they don't get it, you can simply point at McGoober's record money making.

It's like "You see these numbers over the past 8 months? Did YOU pull these numbers in? No? Sit down then". AND JUST LIKE THAT, it is over, no floodgates, no bullshit, nothing.

>>67275807
Where's your avatar you fucking faggot?
>>
>>67275807
Make /heem/ great again?

By the way, do you think Wonderboy is going to get wrestle funked by the rorboy?
>>
I hope Wondere boy meme-heems Rory
>>
>>67275824
>>67275824
Man Why are French negros so huge? I rarely see Demetrious looking motherfuckers in France, it's all gorillas.
>>
man I had an interesting dream just now.

it was some apocalyptic shit and these space locusts type creatures killed fucking everything like a tyranid or a zerg and humanity was trying to come up with something to stop them but they all got too fucked up before they could plan something big. On some space colony they had built something that reflected the space locusts attacks back but they temporarily grew in intelligence and destroyed the weak point of the machine and killed everyone.

so im with joe rogan with like 7 other people and we are like the last humans remaining on earth hidden out just waiting for death. Joe and me are talking and he is smoking weed and said dude what if these are the greys. like good guy greys. Whoever made them figured out that teleporter problem and found out that you are the exact same person if you are broken down moleculary and reconstructed and these greys are under orders by who made them to save us from some bigger intergalactic problem and will reconstruct us after its over. I took a hit and woke up
>>
>>67275783
I hate it too. I hope they kiss and make up sooner rather than later... for the greater good
>>
File: claude.jpg (88KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
claude.jpg
88KB, 600x450px
>>67275855

you see what you want to see you fucking cuck, makelele was like 5'8
>>
>>67275855
can confirm, went to paris and nice, lots of nigs everywhere (nice was like 50% nigs 50% algerians, the only whites were the odd turists lol), and they are twice the size of our nigs
>>
>>67275901
Probably the best defensive midfielder Real Madrid has ever had.

>We
>>
>>67274979
I know you're a complete braindead 189'er but you can't possibly think that. The only people that even talk about mma are aussies, half the burgers and most of the rares, like my Bangladeshi bro
>>
File: a.png (65KB, 580x578px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
a.png
65KB, 580x578px
Raging Drunk Al alert
https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA
>>
>>67275926

>madrid sold him and bought david mcmeme

top kek
>>
>>67275948
what? you are part black?
>>
>>67275949
>https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA
what a goof

i would heem this loser so fast and send him into a vicious cycle of alcoholism ending in him blowing his brains out

fuck that guy
>>
>>67275956
For the last time, I'm not Ngannou god damn it.
>>
>>67275948
literally fucking retarded kek
come pull up pierre
>>
>>67275948

you're ngannou aren't you? we love you here, /heem/'s official big BULL

>>67275956

he said he was a 7-0 mma fighter, he's probably black too desu.
>>
>>67275948
I remember reading about that black guy from the French Revolution. Tommy Dumas. Pretty interesting.
>Born in Saint-Domingue, Thomas-Alexandre was of mixed race, the son of Alexandre Antoine Davy de la Pailleterie, a white French nobleman and Marie-Cessette Dumas, an enslaved mother of African descent. He was born into slavery because of his mother's status but was also born into nobility because of his father's.
A noble slave! What a way to start off.
>>
File: cuckentino.jpg (69KB, 660x385px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cuckentino.jpg
69KB, 660x385px
>>67275951
>>
>>67275981
marie-cessette must have had some top tier bunda
>>
>>67275967
Lapilus? Please fight more, you're an underrated prospect at 135
>>
File: dana-white-money.jpg (31KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
dana-white-money.jpg
31KB, 600x400px
Who's ready for ONE FC? Only $10 you cheap fucks. Pony up the dough.
>>
File: goatyear.jpg (56KB, 466x260px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
goatyear.jpg
56KB, 466x260px
>>67275990

>sold robben and sneijder
>bought tsuu man and kakar
>tsuu man stat pad
>kakar flops
>sneijder and robben goat it up and reach final in madrid while madrid get knocked out by >lyon

thanks fampai
>>
>>67275968
Mate, you better pipe down or I'm heeming you at Heem 1.

>>67275974
God damn it.

>>67275981
>We used to cuck the blackies
How the tables have turned.

>>67276007
Why do I have to be black? It may seem like I'm talking silly but there are some WHITEYS left in France.

>>67276002
This. Post USADA Brazilian fighters are shit. Post USADA Brazilian posters are nice.
>>
>>67276014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1OTtyvcYW8
>>
>>67276028

just say who you are already lad, atleast post bod with ts so i can make sure u aren't ngannou

>>67276029

kek
>>
>>67276028
Are you a shitskin?
>>
>>67276054
>>67276075
God damn it.

Alright, I wanted to save this for UFC 200 and Heem 1, but I'll admit it.

Remember how I keep defending France and what not? I'm not actually French, I'm a Scandinavian cunt who competes. Not Gustafsson tho. Not even Swedish.

I'm sorry to disappoint your BULL hopes.
>>
File: nordicviking.jpg (29KB, 356x414px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
nordicviking.jpg
29KB, 356x414px
>>67276122

are you latifi?
>>
>>67276146
After a couple years with you guys I'm not sure if I love you all or hate you.

>Latifi competing in the post USADA era
How?
>>
>>67276146
>riding_home_dinner.jpg
>>
File: Latifi suplex.webm (3MB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Latifi suplex.webm
3MB, 1024x576px
>>67276146
>>
File: US7dRdyI.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
US7dRdyI.jpg
24KB, 400x400px
>>67276161

hes natty, got them arab bull genetics.

so you'll reveal who you are around 200? why?

>>67276172

wut

>>67276188

villante really sucks for having a top guy like weidman as a training partner
>>
im watching tuf epi 2 and godamm khalil is the whitest black guy on the planet after daniel cormier
>>
>>67276209
there are some pretty white black guys at jacksons,
>>
File: H1.jpg (62KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
H1.jpg
62KB, 600x400px
>>67276188
Suplex city, bitch.

>>67276205
>Arabs
>Bulls
You fucking wot?

Since Dana fucked up UFC 200 I feel like I want to do something nice for you guys to give you something to be entertained about while literally nothing: the event takes place.

Other than Cruz, the rest is garbage.
>>
File: 3235mfw34.jpg (2KB, 125x75px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
3235mfw34.jpg
2KB, 125x75px
>>67273937
I'm shocked Americans know what scones are.
>>
File: Latifi suplex 2.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Latifi suplex 2.webm
3MB, 1280x720px
>>67276205
wow I had no idea Villante was training with Weidman.Maybe he's the camp punching bag
>>
>>67276245

>cruz

what?

so are you really a 7-0 fighter? thats good desu

>>67276258

>no idea

are you memeing? rogaine and the jew say that everytime he fights, annoying af desu
>>
>>67275237
Jesus Christ that gif
>>
>>67276188
>>67276258

oh what the fuck I posted the same webm twice. oh well, here's Villante getting heem'd
>>
>>67274464
your country spent all of it's money on the World Cup and the fucking Olympics instead of on schools and hospitals, so it's no surprise that you think people seeking employment is a joke.

Brazil should team up with Greece so you can both make bad decisions, get nothing done, and sabotage your countries' futures.
>>
File: heem13.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heem13.webm
2MB, 1280x720px
>>67276298

here's a better angle
>>
>>67276304
it's just par for south america

puerto rico, argentina, venezuala. brazil

competence and transparent representation is nonexistant
>>
>>67276304
the world cup games were the bomb, my father bought tickets for my whole family and extended family, I went to 2 games but could have gone to more
>>
File: down I go.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
down I go.webm
3MB, 1280x720px
>>67276323
man I love it when they just throw their heads into those punches.
>>
File: 1496534r4x5mfw.jpg (81KB, 813x776px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1496534r4x5mfw.jpg
81KB, 813x776px
>>67275711
>Khabib would fucking destroy your entire country in a 3 day tourney. The fucker may be the greatest diversified fighter of all time.

Sure Muhammed, he's the new GSP, we believe you.
>>
>>67276278
Holy shit nevermind, the Cruz fight is at 199.

Talk about blowing your load early, 200 is literally shit.

I am though, but I'm not making great bux of it. Just enough to get by. I might have to hang up the gloves soon and start teaching at a local (back in my country I mean) Uni.

>>67276304
Don't be so harsh on Braziu. It's not their fault they're the rape babies of Arab rape babies.
>>
>>67276337
kek
>>
>>67276337
>my father bought tickets for my whole family and extended family

define extended
>>
>>67276423
An extended family is a family that extends beyond the nuclear family, consisting of aunts, uncles, and cousins all living nearby or in the same household. An example is a married couple that lives with either the husband or the wife's parents.
Extended family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_family
>>
>>67276431
Your father is a good man, I knew it.
>>
File: 1461852905632-1.jpg (18KB, 600x387px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461852905632-1.jpg
18KB, 600x387px
>>67276387
He's honestly the closest thing there is to GSP in the modern UFC
>>
>>67276337
how much would that cost holy fuck
pretendtobeinjuredgrass must mean a lot to people in other countries
why lel
>>
>>67276388

why are you retiring? 7-0 is a record that makes it guaranteed that you will be on looking for a goof
>>
>>67276460
this is actually a nice improvement imo.
>>
>>67276460
>LITERALLY falling for the Khabib meme

>>67276483
Idk man, I've been at it for a long time now and if I don't see results in a couple years I'll have to consider retiring.

I gotta meet with Dana and..............figure it out.
>>
File: holly holm bunda.jpg (51KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
holly holm bunda.jpg
51KB, 640x640px
>>67276460
man I wish they would work with the fighters to come up with some personal touches on their uniforms. Didn't some of them have their own custom walkout shirts and stuff? I dont see why that cant extend to their shorts, I'm sure they could come up with some cool shit.
>>
>>67276480
not that much desu, if you bought the tickets like idk how many months earlier in the first time they were available they went for like less than $150 each
>>
>>67276388
>200 is literally shit

Stop with this god awful shit already

The only reason you think it's shit is because it doesn't live up to the golden UFC 200 standards you had in your mind

It is a great card, and even though you'd expect bigger for 200, it's perfectly fine

Stop whining you fucking dumbos
>>
>>67276545
>Stop whining about the fact that there won't be a N8 v McGoober rematch, which is basically what everyone was looking forward to for that shit event
Fight me. 199 is literally the superior event in every aspect. EVERY ASPECT.
>>
>>67276551
No, it isn't.
>>
>>67276495

how long? how old are you lad? last question i promise haha
>>
>>67276460
Uniforms were such a dumb idea.
>>
>>67276497

problem with that is they have too many cards and then they will have to give special treatment to goobs with green shorts or silva with his meme yellow shit.
>>
>>67276557
Take that back. Seriously, take it back.

>>67276562
For almost six years now if we count my amateur wins as part of it all. Professionally, for five solid years.

I wonder if more people on /heem/ are training or fighting at all.
>>
File: Claudia.png (605KB, 630x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Claudia.png
605KB, 630x500px
>>67276581
well they did manage to reach an agreement with Cerrone and attaching the patch of his Muay Thai shorts to his uniform, so maybe they can work something out for others.
>>
>>67275237
IT IS ALL OVER!!
>>
>>67276614
I reckon my dick could tickle Claudia's stomach if I went balls deep in her.

But I also reckon her vagina muscles are as strong as a death grip, so it's a tough call.

Would you "fuck" Gadelha, bros?
>>
>>67276612

apparently estonia is, he's like a national wrestling champion or someshit

>>67276677

hell yeah nigga
>>
>>67273700

Is this kike sponsored by Starbucks?
>>
File: hh.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hh.jpg
11KB, 480x360px
we have a saying back home...
>>
Weidman said he had a hurt foot his fight, Rockhold said he was on antibiotics.
Both say they will look better the rematch, but honestly I feel like besides luke being gassed out there was nothing that would indicate not being 100% performance.

Did Rockhold actually beat Weidman while he was antibiotics and Weidman was 100%?

Can we assume that the next fight will be a stomp as Luke says it will be?
>>
>>67276677
I guess I would fuck her boipussy
>>
>>67276696
Oh right, I keep forgetting about the Estonian guy. He doesn't have as much meme value as the Bangladesh bro, so he doesn't stick that much.

>>67276732
Weidman was legit recovering from a fucked up foot, so I doubt he was at 100%.

Weidman will either pull a GSP and become unstoppable after his loss or fall back into obscurity as a post USADA can crusher.

>>67276746
>boipussy
Just the word makes me shudder.
>>
>>67276766

bangladesh is p4p #1 poster tho so u cant compare him to an edgelord like estonia
>>
>>67276766
I don't know I can see Rockhold also being on antibiotics
I have been on those once and you can barely do anything the whole time you're on them and he fought a fucking championship fight vs whatever % weidman was because rockhold was def at 0% antibiotics kill you.
>>
File: blacked.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
blacked.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
https://youtu.be/YzcRGP9D0_I
>8:26

how are we ever going to recover? our girl got blacked lads...
>>
>>67276766
I'm rewatching the fight currently and weidman 100% is using both his feet and legs like it's nothing I believe weidman was at 100% and he's using excuses and rockhold really was gassed out and he fought tougher 5 rounds before weidman he was on them antibioltics and dying in the cage of natural causes while weidman tried to damage him.
>>
Weidman meme'd on himself by trying some spinning shit totally out of context.
>>
>>67276784
I recognise greatness and admit Bangladesh is top tier.

Honestly, Estonia just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.

>>67276811
>>67276832
Weidman was barely clear to make the fight according to him and his corner, but yeah, the antibiotics played a role on the match without a doubt.

Been on them once too in my life, for 9 days and it absolutely murdered me. I couldn't train, I lost 5 and a half kilos because I wasn't able to eat. That combined with an infection will drain you to your bones so I can't imagine what Rockhold was going through in that fight. He was gassed the minute he walked into the cage.

>Making me hype for 199 when it's still a month apart
Shame on you, Germany.
>>
>>67275409
Oh yeah -- he's a cheat, a classless showboater, and a very poor sportsman.
>>
>>67276818
>our girl
>our
no
>>
>>67275564
>I know who Daijua Takase is and I know that Anderson was beating the shit out of him until the triangle

your memory fails you, find it online and see for yourself.
>>
I love her
>>
>>67276860
Man I can also see Rockholds story in general I can dig him, great fighter, he's a dick sometimes but it's always 100% him not as fake as the other stars and he's not too much of a pretentious dick he seems humble and autistic and has his mom and brother in the ring with him after every fight.
Probably single mom with a brother and they are like this tight 3 man family trio just them and Rockhold got vids where he is hugging his bro and shit they are all really tight.
He's the real family man.
>>
>>67275669
Despite the hype and Conor's lies, Conor has never had, and never will have, a paycheque that is even 1/10th that amount.
>>
>>67276857
It's not like he hasn't thrown a spinning kick before, he just threw an exceptionally shitty one

Weidman's dad probably yelled for him to spin at the wrong moment
>>
>>67276860
Also while rewatching the fight, the corner of Weidman is asking for kicks but weidman is gassing getting lit up by rockhold.
Weidman needs to stop striking and start wrestlefucking but the fans boo him for it and he hates that more than losing the fight.
>>
>>67275669
Keep in mind, that one paycheck would've made McMeme the highest earning ufc fighter of all time (for a year's salary)

GSP was 9mil
>>
>>67276885
eeew
Dana = cringe
>>
What happened to Wrestlefucking being the dominant meta in UFC? Did mewvment change all of that?
>>
>>67276908

It was a mistake you goofball
>>
husband just prolapsed my rectum

what do?
>>
>>67276907
that paycheque would have been attached to a contract that had so many impossible requirements that he would never have got the full amount.
Fertitititias aren't fucking around.
>>
>>67276887
Rockhold's a weird thing to me, I used to worship the guy when he was coming up, then for some reason I started hating him. Not long after it was commonplace to hate the guy and I felt something similar to what I felt for McGoober when he lost to N8 after he lost to Belfort, which got me to liking the guy again.

Both Weidman and Rockhold are some of my favourites guy in the game now, it's just that they don't have that shit talking, smark / mark nonsense attached to them. So it's genuine.

Have you seen their latest interview string? They were at eachother's fucking throat, it was intense as fuck. Not contrived like the DC / Jones """rivalry""".

>>67276904
His kicks are fucking problematic. His stand up boxing is great, his wrestling is great, but the minute he starts with the kicking shit, he fucks up. Hope he doesn't try to meme kick in the rematch.
>>
>>67276908
>>
>>67276915
Being a millionaire is a nice tradeoff for brain damage

Back then the richest guys were worth 100k's
>>
>>67276920
his body language and cringey hoverhand?
he's fucking 50-years-old
that shit's a mistake when you're 15, when you're a man you shouldn't act like you're 15.
>>
>>67276860

>estonia rubs me the wrong way

hes a douche fampai, hope lithcuck heems him
>>
>>67276926
His kicks have horrible technique
>>
>>67276921
Facebook it.

Dana taking awkward cringe behaviour to a new low.
>>
>>67276885

such a goof move
>>
>>67276941
GSP was and is worth millions, and so was Brock. what are yo talking about? Reebok?UFC ensured UFC fighters are the poverty athletes of the world.
>>
>>67276959
Yeah but those were for their outside the cage stuff nobody actually liked watching them fight, people like strikers more than ground game it's sad but it's true as well you can't deny it.
>>
>>67276945
I wanted to be the one to do it but the fucking promoter of Heem 1 won't let me until I heem Turkey.

We don't even have a regular Turkey anymore, yet the fucker is ranked #9 on the p4p shitposter list. This promotion isn't doing me any favours, senpai.

>>67276947
I'm yet to see a wrestler who can actually kick. They're wrestlers for a reason, short stubby legs.
He should stay in the pocket, throw haymakers and go down when the time calls. Anything else will cost him.

>>67276959
>GSP will never return to Heem Khabib
>>
Holy shit I think Rockhold beats Weidman every time even with antibiotics Weidman got so desperate he grabbed the fence twice, Rockhold is actually outwrestling weidman in Zombie mode.
>>
>you now remember that Ronda was awarded champion position in the UFC without fighting a single fight
>>
>Weidman gets beaten into oblivion
>Herb Dean doesn't call the fight off
>Rockhold gets done beating weidman
>He walks a little and collapses on the ground

This is like in some Rocky movie
>>
File: godlads.png (428KB, 548x569px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
godlads.png
428KB, 548x569px
be very careful, /heem/
>>
>DC telling Rockhold he's the champion now
>tfw no DC friend to tell you that you're the champion now and carry you around like a king
DC and Rockhold have the best bromance
>>
>Weidmans dad shouting HE'S STILL MY BOY
>Cain, DC and Rockhold group hug
>>
>>67277046
Who's your boy, Germany?

>>67277024
Bill Burr said it best, it was literally out of a Rocky movie, the Weidman v Rockhold fight.
>>
>>67277033
Lighten up Khabib
>>
>>67277077
Rockhold
The guy is legit
>>
why do black people always love to use the word "businessman" when they are cuckhoop or other sort of athletes? its pretty weird and pathetic
>>
File: 1462146659634.jpg (126KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462146659634.jpg
126KB, 640x640px
>>67277087

be very careful, australia
>>
>>67277091
Athletes market themselves as a product or at least they should do so if they want to make cash and more cash.

They are literally a business themselves because they can generate that much money.
>>
>>67277099
Nothing wrong with some playful jabs at religion right?
>>
they should've cast conor mcgregor as euron greyjoy
>>
File: khabibinparis.jpg (115KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
khabibinparis.jpg
115KB, 640x640px
>>67277145

i don't think so, be serious
>>
>>67277145
What about a jab followed by an overhand right
>>
>>67277115

i know that. its just that black people love the word businessman, shaq uses it all the time on inside the nba. idk it just triggers my tism
>>
>>67277210
You have to ask yourself what's his business man?
>>
>>67276732
I don't understand the antibiotics meme, how exactly do antibiotics hinder fighting? Do they make your cardio worse or what?
>>
>>67277257
Imagine not being able to lift your own body to move because you don't have any power to do it and it's not like you're restrained but literally like you're currently dying.
If you want to know what dying feels like just get some insane antibiotics with a mean cold you'll be unable to walk even an inch.
>>
>>67277274
I've been on anti-biotics for the past few months and haven't noticed it when I train.
>>
>>67276706
Everyone loves to pay $8 for coffee, what the fuck?

>>67276730
Was he guilty? Definitely felt like Manitowoc police were shady as fuck individuals.
>>
>>67277285
Stop talking shit lad
>>
>>67276857
I think it was Weidman's pride that got to him here. I believe he threw that kick because everyone was all like "Luke Rockhold has kicks; he's more versatile in his striking than Weidman."
>>
>>67276706

>kike

what is he exactly? he seems to brown to be a jew
>>
>>67277099
nice dress, bro.
>>
File: i'm a goofasaurouse.png (66KB, 196x198px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
i'm a goofasaurouse.png
66KB, 196x198px
>>67276932
I've seen that look before. On the nerdy guy in high school who helped the cool guy in class with one fucking answer one time and then he sees him outside of class and because the cool guy is cool he says what's up to him, but the nerd takes it as "OMG we're friends now" when really the cool guy just felt like he owed him one thing. That is the face of a nerd looking at the coolest guy in school.
>>
File: heem.png (626KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heem.png
626KB, 800x600px
>>67277341

be careful
>>
>>67277291

>be 32
>from Wisconsin
>can remember actual trial and news reports etc...

There are some factors worthy of consideration they conveniently left out of the series. Just remember that without a controversy they wouldn't have anything worth putting on Netflix.
>>
>>67277257
strong side effects from something not so poisonous to humans, but very toxic to bacteria.

and 90% of the cells that make, you, you are bacteria, so you lost some good little hommies who get your guts not inflammed.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
>>
>>67277358
what makes them different from other religions? Why are they assholes that way? How insecure can they be?
>>
Good afternoon, heembros. Missed morning heem for GoT. Anything new? Everyone still unhyped for the next event?
>>
>>67277404
Jon Snow lives !!
>>
>>67277393
Enough to chop autistic fagtivists here. Be careful.
>>
>>67277404
Well, if it isn't Bangladesh. Good morning breh.
>>
>>67277474
Good morning, frenchbro.
>>
>>67277508
What's up with N8 lately, the most recent pics I've seen of him he's swollen as fuck.

Is he secretly training?

>N8 will never give you BJJ lessons
>>
File: 69587.jpg (119KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
69587.jpg
119KB, 640x640px
>>67277393

be careful
>>
>>67277527

looks fatter desu, nick on the other hand is looking bigg
>>
haven't been following ufc for a while lads, is conard still tweeting delirious suggestions about his next fight in an effort to stay in the news?
>>
>>67277404
conor shouldve played euron
>>
>>67277210
it's because it makes them feel intelligent and in-charge and not just like the paid apes they are. like you think shaq is doing risk assessment, writing business plans, and analyzing finances? doing market research or even just ordering market research? him being a "businessman" amounts to taking the money he was paid to put a ball in a hoop and giving it to people who promise him a return on his investment (and conduct all the actual business). i doubt he can even read a stock table.
>>
>>67277549
I don't think Nick ever stopped training 2bh.

>That one story going around Hollywood as told by Arnie and Sly about how Steven Seagal fled a party because Van Damme was coming to heem his ass
>>
File: 1458020860424[1].png (929KB, 610x610px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458020860424[1].png
929KB, 610x610px
>tfw getting to Diaz mode

Carb the fuck up, shitkaants

High carb, low fat, raw vegan, 30 BANANAS A DAY MINIMUM
>>
File: 209.png (921KB, 905x591px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
209.png
921KB, 905x591px
>>67277508
Why does Nate always square up his shoulders?
>>
>>67273681
well i found a card for us in 10 bongs

http://toplivestreams.com/battle-champions-spring-edition/

open air mma held in some hick town, sounds fun, reminds me of old bodog fights
>>
>>67277560

i thought this too kek

>>67277575

cute

>>67277580

autism
>>
>>67277580
he wants to be a big guy
>>
File: basedkhabib.jpg (101KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
basedkhabib.jpg
101KB, 640x640px
/heem/, id just like to remind you all to be careful, be very careful...
>>
>>67277580
its where he bulked up the most, his shoulders look bigger/wider, makes him look a little no-neckish.
>>
>>67277600
why, is there a bear on the loose?
>>
File: 02.png (38KB, 589x363px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
02.png
38KB, 589x363px
How about you, /heem/ - when was the last time you watch a full season of The Ultimate Fighter?
>>
>>67277619

why does he want it hashtagged? as if he gets many tweets anyway fucking steroid goof

marc goddard is the literal goat ref
>>
>>67277629
So it's easier to search for previous questions, I would imagine. He's apparently received the "is tickling opponents allowed??" question dozens of times.
>>
>>67277580
he looks bigg that way.
>>
>>67277077
kill yourself pierre
>>
>>67277642

rude why?
>>
>>67277642
No.
>>
>>67277636
Is licking allowed? because dyke nunes is licking miesha at 200 for sure.
>>
>>67277681

would you lick her even if caraway finds out?
>>
>>67277580
typical cholo pose, diaz bros always make me laugh the way they pose in photos
>>
>>67277698
I'm not black, I don't lick other people's wife/gf.
>>
>>67277717
wtf
>>
>>67277717
southern desis are black. it's in the vedas m8. sorry you had to find out on 4chan.
>>
File: 1441697814501.jpg (83KB, 640x630px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1441697814501.jpg
83KB, 640x630px
me on the right
>>
>>67277717

what if caraway likes it? according to heem he is cuck
>>
>>67277768

be careful
>>
>>67277792
According to heem Junior dos Santos is black, Claudia is a tranny and they could heem every here
>>
How the fuck this is not JBJ walkout song?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B1hxSbk8dYI
>>
>>67277825
jones isn't nearly black enough to walk out to that
>>
PSA to all heemsters.

This is a reminder to:

Eat:

>3 steaks
>30 bananas
>7 eggs
>3 gis

M I N I M U M

Second, don't forget, be careful, be very careful /heem/
>>
>>67277819
According to this shithole Pierre doesn't need to be shot in the head like a dying horse
and there's nothing wrong with Nethercuck either
heem is truly the worst general on 4ch
>>
>>67277845
Kek
>>
>>67277825
"God Gave Me Style" is so good though
>>
>>67277825
Jones probably thinks D'angelo is some spanish or italian name
>>
>>67277768
#thisisnotshow
>>
>>67277871
I eat a 7 eggs omlet every morning. Not even that buff desu
>>
>>67277874
We're all just chilling mate, who's being a cunt right now you coming in and hating people.
Yeah the dutch guy and the french guy are weird and angry as fuck but ain't nothing we can do about that put on some sweet D'angelo and enjoy your free time baby.
>>
>>67277894
Quit being modest, you've got the biggest biceps in Tel Aviv don't you?
>>
>>67277871
Remember to only eat ORGANIC FAIR TRADE VEGAN GIS 3x a day

If you eat anything else you are literally hitler
>>
>>67277894

do you eat 3 steaks, 30 bananas, and the 3 gis? that's probably it my greedy friend
>>
>>67277871
I feel like there was another food meme and it's been lost in the sands of time now... wish I could remember it!
>>
>>67277902
No. Biggest dick tho
>>
>>67277894
quit lying, you don't even need real guns to kill Palestinians with guns that big.
>>
>>67277921
Do they just have small dicks in israel or what?
>>
>>67277927

kek
>>
>>67277919
There was 3x burritos a day after Nate choked out Conor but that was never as popular as steakman and carbcunt
>>
>>67277919

same here desu
>>
Lads is eddie bravo ever going to be on any podcast ever again?
>>
I dont have a problem with any race or religion but I despise shiteating kike parasites.
>>
1)
>Fighter A vs Fighter B
>Round 1
>Fighter A throws 50 strikes but doesn't land any, though is aggressive and has octagon control.
>Fighter B throws 2 strikes. Both connect and each strike lands a knockdown.

2)
>Fighter A vs Fighter B
>Round 2
>Fighter A gets top position but from a slip, not a TD.
>Fighter A remains in top position the whole round but does not go for subs or land any sig strikes
>Fighter B goes for 3 sub attempts and nearly gets them but alas remains in bottom position.

3)
>Round 3
>Fighter B lands a TD and sits on Fighter A for the whole round throwing pitter patter strikes to keep from being stood up

Who wins the fight bros and why?
>>
File: fedor-ice-cream.jpg (81KB, 600x563px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fedor-ice-cream.jpg
81KB, 600x563px
>>67277942
daily reminder to eat two ice creams a day MINIMUM
>>
>>67277955
He was on Joey Diaz's podcast just two weeks ago
>>
>>67274464
Who's this, my friend?
>>
>>67277956
jews created western civilization. you're the parasite my abo friend.
>>
>>67277942
>>67277964

REEEEEEEEEE THOSE ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH REEEEEEEE
>>
>>67277971
gabby epstein
>>
>>67277962
29-28 SD Fighter B.

It's a clinical Cruz/TJ but without the "graplling" part.
>>
>>67277969
I can't find it on youtube
>>
grappling
>>
File: images.jpg (6KB, 326x154px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
images.jpg
6KB, 326x154px
>>67277956

be careful goy
>>
>>67277993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKyJbFqYvg

Here you go

I love Edjibrah
>>
>>67277962

29-28 fighter A
>>
>>67277976
Jews insinuate themselves into positions of power in tolerant host societies but care only for themselves and their own kind. They give nothing and they care nothing for the people who have shown them acceptance and tolerance - two qualities which Jews themselves have never shown to anyone at any time in their shameful history.
>>
>>67277956
>biggest contributors to tech and science are the parasites, not my benefit-hunting NEET ass
>>
>>67277962
1) Lawler vs Condit had a round like this - Fighter B
2) DJ vs Torres was like this - Fighter A
3) Fitch style I like it - Fighter B

Fighter B via majority decision
>>
>>67277998
Ariel is great no matter what lads
>>67278000
Nice thanks thanks
>>67277962
Honestly I feel like all fights with fighters in the top 5 of their division should be 5 rounds, it's just that when it's about contender spots and shit like that 3 rounds just isn't enough to tell where they are standing.
I feel like we should even work our way up to 5 round bouts for ever fight and have some more for championship bouts because 25 minutes of fight shouldn't be enough to tire a real champ.
>>
>>67277919
3 sushi a day after Wondermeme memed on Bigg Steakman
>>
>>67278021
>Lawler-Condit had a round like this

No it didn't
>>
>>67278014
>don't those filthy Jews know that they are only successful because we stopped pogromming them
>ungrateful kikes
>>
>>67278041
Uh, for certain values of "like".
>>
>>67277956
You alright there, Jannali?
>>
Guys does cutting the foreskin cause penis growth or does it stunt penile growth?
>>
>>67273700
Poor Schaub, he always came up short
>>
>>67278074
you're the one getting cucked by circumcised muzzies. why don't you ask your wife's boyfriend?
>>
>>67278083
Hey man I'm just asking if it's true I'm not hating on anyones dick
>>
File: tuf10banner.jpg (42KB, 490x302px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
tuf10banner.jpg
42KB, 490x302px
>>67277619
Besides 10 and 1 I haven't watched all of any other season. I've watched some episodes here and there but not consistently. I've been keeping up this season though, all two episodes.

>WE'VE NEVER HAD TWO PEOPLE THAT RESPECT EACH OTHER THIS MUCH COACH TUF BEFORE. THESE TWO CAN STAND EACH OTHER. THEY'RE GREAT FRIENDS AND RESPECT EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

if only people responded more with respect than disrespect, ratings for this show would be better.
>>
>>67277962
B 30-27
>>
>>67277988
Thanks Bangbro, she's hot as fuck.
>>
>>67278074
100% stunts it

t. guy who's dick skin slightly tears every time he gets a really hard erection
t. guy who can't stroke downwards but can only pull up towards the head because he'd end up bleeding

fucking
jewish
cunts
>>
>>67278099

Interesting

Please show your working
>>
is pettis vs nate the next money fight?
>>
>>67278000
Aww shit it's 3 mins in and they are going off again god bless you sweden.
Best of luck for Gus and latifi
>>
>>67278000
can we start doing webms of bjj technique so that we can learn bjj from webms on /heem/?
>>
>>67278151
topkek
>>
>>67278168
Didn't eddie have a BJJ online video show?
>>
>>67278151
Pettis vs Maynard at 170lbs is what fans have been clamouring for
>>
>>67278151
Pettis vs Lobov when?
>>
>>67278189
Lobov would literally KO Pettis
>>
>>67278194
It'd look like RDA vs Pettis only with a brutal Almeida/Birchak tier KO in the second round
>>
>>67278123
welcome lad.
>>
File: Khabib-Nurmagomedov.jpg (38KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Khabib-Nurmagomedov.jpg
38KB, 600x450px
Who would win, lads?
>>
File: ngannyou.jpg (90KB, 498x312px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ngannyou.jpg
90KB, 498x312px
>>67278173
>>67278179
>>67278189
>>
>>67278221
Khabib would absolutely destroy Conor
Conor couldn't defend takedowns from Mini Mendes, what makes you think he could do so from a guy who is both a better wrestler and substantially heavier?
>>
>>67278221

conor would heem the shit out of the khabib meme
>>
>>67278221
Khabib's standup looked rrrrrrrrough against Danny "The Project (Manager)" Horcher. Conor would have a true Puncher's Chance there, but once Khabib gets on the inside he's going to put together attempt after attempt after attempt until he gets you down. I'd favour Khabib.
>>
File: heart of the champ.jpg (90KB, 736x1018px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heart of the champ.jpg
90KB, 736x1018px
morning /heem/. my exams start on the 19th. i really need to get some heart in me and start knuckling down to revising.

thinking about disconnecting from all electrical devices except my calculator. how's your -segment of day depending on time zone- going?
>>
>>67278250
What you need is Onnit
>>
File: hehehehe.jpg (98KB, 594x395px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hehehehe.jpg
98KB, 594x395px
>>67278221
khabib would get absolutely slept. conors control of octagon space and (none meme) movement would put him in a place to shatter khabibs jaw whenever he tries to get in for a clinch or TD.
>>
File: sexy weigh in.jpg (109KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
sexy weigh in.jpg
109KB, 500x750px
>>67278258
lol. wonder if there's actual humans that enjoy a placebo after taking MUSHROOM TECHNOLOGY BRAIN POWER OIL
>>
>>67278250
> my exams start on the 19th

You'll probably start studying around the 13th.
>>
File: some ice please.png (731KB, 900x444px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
some ice please.png
731KB, 900x444px
>>67278151
I dont know, I think Pettis may be fight night material for now. If he loses again and doesn't get cut, he's off to fightpass.
>>
File: be careful.png (209KB, 386x378px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
be careful.png
209KB, 386x378px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8voqeNHb0
>>
>>67278250
mine start on 4th and end on 18th, 7 exams in 2 weeks but I WON'T BACK DOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>
How would Amir Khan fare in MMA? With some grappling training at least.
>>
>>67278250
>>67278323
I have on 5th and 8th. semester final from 25th. god luck to you all.
>>
>>67278338
thanks lad
>>
Glad to see Ngannou-posting being phased out in favor of "Be Careful"
>>
File: vietnam2.jpg (41KB, 564x447px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
vietnam2.jpg
41KB, 564x447px
>>67278333
would get rassled into an oblivion
>>
File: happy khabib.jpg (59KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
happy khabib.jpg
59KB, 640x640px
>>67278317
slow down, you're gonna burn this meme out
>>
File: heemtorres.png (917KB, 862x486px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heemtorres.png
917KB, 862x486px
>>67278338
you to bangbro, starting on the 23rd here, last one is on june 9th (with a full week "break" haha)

haha
>>
>>67278351
What reebok hoodie is that
Might cop
>>
>>67278000
eddie's losing his virginity story is great
>>
>>67278389
It's insane
>>
>>67278338
good luck to you mans. hope that final goes well
>>67278323
i like your mindset.

i pound my heart to all you studying fight fans
>>
File: perturbed pretty.jpg (50KB, 800x537px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
perturbed pretty.jpg
50KB, 800x537px
>>67278296
i'm at a snails pace but math is already getting studied upon. practising the parts of the module. still a couple parts i need to learn, never mind practice however.

not looking forward to electronics. always hated it. (mech eng studyman here)
>>
>>67278047
>quarantining a disease is a bad thing
>>
File: image.jpg (105KB, 600x1067px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
105KB, 600x1067px
Nate is getting to be a big guy
>>
what makes robbie lawler so good?

Also I wish Joe Rogan woudl do more brutal breakdowns of fighters, hearing his Schaub realtalk breakdown was amazing.
>>
File: image.jpg (55KB, 599x417px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
55KB, 599x417px
>>
File: gsp_nate-diaz.png (828KB, 1002x617px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
gsp_nate-diaz.png
828KB, 1002x617px
>>
>>67278432
>what makes robbie lawler so good?

There's a 5th round in championship fight.
>>
>>67278426
fugg

are the diaz bros, dare i say it, o-on the gas?
>>
File: aldo sad.jpg (49KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
aldo sad.jpg
49KB, 620x400px
>>67278441
damn jcvd and nate looking high af there

>tfw u will never smoke with the diaz bros
>>
>>67278448
They look natty as fuck lad
None of that extreme fullness or canonball delts
>>
>>67278439
if bendo loses this one he will be a joke
>>
What are the official /heem/ rankings based on? Banter ability?
>>
>>67278139
Sounds like you just had a terrible surgery desu

t. guy who got circ'd around 10 because of phimosis
t. guy who has a pretty good dick, no problems at all
>>
>>67278500
meme ability
>>
>>67277962

>1. Fighter B
Gotta land strikes. Score is 2 sig. strikes to 0 strikes at all, so this one's easy.

>2. Fighter B
A didn't get top position from a takedown or knockdown, also, despite A having top position, it sounds like he was on defense for most of the round if B almost locked in subs three times.

>3. Fighter B
While B isn't really doing much, A is doing even less. While it is a pussyshit strategy in some people's books, A doesn't do anything that would put the round in his favor.

Winner: Fighter B, 30-27
>>
File: jonesgettinraped.jpg (41KB, 542x339px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jonesgettinraped.jpg
41KB, 542x339px
AHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHH
>>
>>67278500
Acceptance of Fedor as the True GOAT of Ring-Based MMA
>>
>>67278333
6 months of sprawl training, you say?
>>
File: excuse me.jpg (41KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
excuse me.jpg
41KB, 640x480px
>>67278509
this image eerily looks like what will happen at ufc 200
>>
>>67277962
1. B
Strikes thrown are worth ~0

2. B
You need to stay active on top anyway though, the ref would probably have stood them up.

3. B
Assuming A did little to nothing in that time

30-27 B
>>
File: sleep_tight_heem-1.jpg (492KB, 868x766px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
sleep_tight_heem-1.jpg
492KB, 868x766px
>>67278530
>>
>>67278500
How come I ain't seen you on /afr/?
>>
>>67278550
>>
File: Untitled.jpg (220KB, 868x766px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Untitled.jpg
220KB, 868x766px
>>67278550
nice but is he being nibbled alive or something
>>
>>67278566
>/afr/
No clue what that shit even is. I'm assuming it's on /int/, which is a board I don't browse, so that might be why.
>>
>>67278590
kek what
>>
File: 1460521431225.jpg (114KB, 300x345px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460521431225.jpg
114KB, 300x345px
>>67278578
The guy who made it did a shit job, if you ask me. I just reposted it.
>>
>>67278595
My autism led to me assuming that /afr/ is short for /africa/ which is an African board on /int/ that Australia happens to lurk
>>
File: #endweightcutting.jpg (249KB, 838x373px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
#endweightcutting.jpg
249KB, 838x373px
So is Cormier right about UFC 197 Jon Jones being the new Jon Jones? Is this it? Did Jones hit is GSP prime?

pic unrelated
>>
>>67278609
alright alright
>>
How would you go about your second secret wife and kids?
>>
>>67278643
3some
>>
>>67278590
>>67278609
my assumption too lad
>>
>>67277636
Well, is it?
>>
>>67278426
Wow they're actually look in shape
>>
>>67278693
You'll have to ask him
>>
>>67278643
dungeon, m8.
>>
File: paul_harris_movie.jpg (45KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
paul_harris_movie.jpg
45KB, 800x600px
Reminder to camp out your local movie theater screening for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6cIgrOWX4
>>
i wish all soccer fans had just one chin so i could heem it
>>
File: web-ufx1_weighin_013.jpg (94KB, 1000x700px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
web-ufx1_weighin_013.jpg
94KB, 1000x700px
Post fighters who dominate their division
>>
>>67278221
If Kebab takes it to the ground, it's over for Conor. Which is pretty commonplace for Khabib matches.

If Conor manages an early KO, it's over for Kebab. Which is pretty commonplace for McGoober matches.

It's literally a question of who will get their offensive on first.
>>
The body of Brock Lesnar with the mind of Mighty Mouse - is there anybody who could defeat this combination?
>>
>>67279003
SAKU
>>
>>67278643
Islam, you just ask your first wife to approve of your second wife. Then you're set!
>>
>>67279003
yes
>>
>>67278221
he would freeze him with his mewvment, crack him with a jab and put him away early
>>
>>67279015
>getting tapped by northcuck
>>
>>67279041
it would be a first round KO?
>>
Since France called me out, I just want to declare that I would absolutely tap him and it wouldn't even be close. France/Germany is a historically bad matchup for him, he's been beaten twice in the past century, I don't see why there's even the need for a third match.
That being said, 30 seconds in my rubberguard and he taps, let's get it on.
>>
>>67279113
ignore and report every pierre post. he needs to be shot.
>>
>>67278221
>Nate beat Conor up
>RDA demolished Nate
>Kebab dominated RDA
gee I wonder
>>
>>67279122
yep, this is some great maths russia. don't let that blood alcohol level drop you might start speaking sense
>>
File: themmabeat.jpg (34KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
themmabeat.jpg
34KB, 620x400px
>>67279113
Every round starts on the feet - how do you expect to get him into your guard?
>>
>>67279113
you better hope you get an early tap you guys tend to fade in the later rounds
>>
>>67279128
I won't start speaking sence if by sence you mean memeing about absolutely inferior martial artist Conor McGregor.
Kebab would destroy Conor.
>>
Why/how did russians and slavs so thoroughly take over boxing in the last 20 years?
>>
>>67279155
>rooting for a fighter who unironically takes ramadumbass seriously
>>
>>67279182
steroids
>>
File: 18.07.2014.16.56.jpg (82KB, 900x1344px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
18.07.2014.16.56.jpg
82KB, 900x1344px
>>67279192
>>
>>67279134
he'll turn into a panic wrestler once I blitz him. We've seen it before, once he's in danger of being completely destroyed he starts looking for a way out.
>>
>>67279182
steroids
hard environment
tough mentality
>>
File: w.jpg (119KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
w.jpg
119KB, 1080x1349px
joanna needs to train way harder to get abs like claudia
>>
>>67279226
but joanna is actually natty though
>>
File: JJ_crossfit.webm (3MB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
JJ_crossfit.webm
3MB, 360x360px
>>67279226
She's trying.
>>
>>67279233
proof?
>>
File: g43aga43.jpg (63KB, 640x623px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
g43aga43.jpg
63KB, 640x623px
>>67279226
>>
have two guys ever broken their hands by punching each other's punch?
>>
>>67279226
she is natty
>>
>>67279236

meme '''''fighter''''
meme ''''''sport'''''
>>
>>67279236
Jesus, Crossfit is absolutely ridiculous.

Why are there so many retards buying into it?
>>
>>67279251
god she must be a monster in bed

death by broken pelvis
>>
>>67279225
>hard environment
>tough mentality
Wouldn't say so, nah. just povery mostly.
>>
File: #DANGERJON.jpg (88KB, 1436x794px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
#DANGERJON.jpg
88KB, 1436x794px
>FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!

Daily motivation.

https://youtu.be/FOxUiN72ywA
>>
>>67279279
I think you just answered your own question
>>
File: Ivan-Groznyi-Parsuna.jpg (103KB, 640x732px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Ivan-Groznyi-Parsuna.jpg
103KB, 640x732px
>>67279283
Hero or villain?
>>
>>67279287
True that.

>>67279289
Every Russians' a villain. I hate them so much. Why did Hitler have to kill all the handsome, intelligent, alpha males in the war and leave behind only the drunk mongrels?
>>
File: conard.jpg (82KB, 706x382px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
conard.jpg
82KB, 706x382px
finally watched it lads

>I'm humble in victory or defeat
>it is what it is
>I'll face it like a man, a champion
I didn't know being humble and facing it like a man meant retiring and posting about how much money you draw
>>
>>67279251

Beautiful body and face aside. There is something about the way she carries herself that almost makes me obsessed with her. Also seems very articulate and well spoken.
>>
>>67279313
>rogan's head

literally what the fuck
>>
>>67279244
if I say so it must be true
>>
>>67279283
>poverty doesnt lead to harsh enviornment and tough mentality
>>
>>67279336
>aldo crying like a bitch
>>
>>67279322
I haven't watched it much but I think TUF really improved her image and hurt Joanna's
>>
>>67279336
you don't know nothing about it 1st world anon desu
>>
>>67279368
I can approve. I literally went from Team Joanna to Team Claudia this early into the season already.
>>
>>67279368
>>67279385
>falling for the reality show meme
>>
>>67279401
this, wake up sheeps
>>
>>67279418
>sheeps
Wew m8
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO_A9JTnAfM
>>
is vanzant a chimp literally?
>>
>>67279436
i wish you'd post your address so i could spit in your fucking face
>>
trips of truth
>>
File: 1444335511591.png (62KB, 218x212px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1444335511591.png
62KB, 218x212px
>>67279431
wew
>>
File: dc_fresh_meme.jpg (362KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
dc_fresh_meme.jpg
362KB, 960x960px
>>
if repeating digits Conor will redeem himself and take RDA's belt on top of his own
>>
>it's a Sunday card
>>
>>67279537
does it matter when you're retired?
>>
File: 1457254766366a.jpg (198KB, 1053x859px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457254766366a.jpg
198KB, 1053x859px
>>67279529
>>
>>67279564
>that disgusting nose

he really is ugly
>>
>>67279564
Why are we still here ye?
>>
I hope conor gets the winner of aldo/fronkie at 201/2 and nothing at msg. Just seems fitting
>>
Rose Namajunas died in a car accident last night
>>
File: o-CHIMP-facebook.jpg (41KB, 440x220px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
o-CHIMP-facebook.jpg
41KB, 440x220px
>>67279444
>>
>>67278972
Khabib "Ninja Turtle" "Be Very Careful" Numadogvemedsgvpv
>>
File: fewfaew.jpg (15KB, 327x375px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fewfaew.jpg
15KB, 327x375px
>>67279612
thank you
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE5D8q-Prj0/
>>
>>67279583
I can still feel it
My belt
Loike it's still there...

You feel it too, don't ye?
>>
File: chimpvanzant.jpg (615KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
chimpvanzant.jpg
615KB, 2000x1000px
>>67279612
based
>>
http://youtu.be/X_dDcHA6dLQ
>>
File: porrha.jpg (2MB, 2988x5312px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
porrha.jpg
2MB, 2988x5312px
where were you when you found out Rickson was JUST a manlet?
>>
>>67279787
he's like a mix between conor's pikey brashness and rothwell's looks and autism
>>
>>67279787
why is he so based?
>>
>>67279821
what else could you ask for from a fighter
>>
>>67279787
>boxing '''''''''''''athletes''''''''''''''
>>
>>67279821
>>67279824
come to think about it, he's actually more like early Bisping than Conor.
Conor does it for the memes
>>
>>67279787
lad is clinically depressed
>>
>>67279821
Fury is pretty well spoken and knowledgeable despite what some people think
>>
>>67279787
What are his thoughts that a Muslim is about to become mayor of Lodon?
>>
>Tfw there is no halfway decent bjj gym near where I live
>>
>>67279873
where do you live
>>
>>67279873
come to florida i'll bury you in the sand
>>
>>67279892
Italy, you can tell by looking at the flag, mong
>>
is klitschko a neet
>>
>>67279865
he probably doesn;t care since he lives in Manchester
>>
belal muhammed to the UFC when
>>
>>67279948
does he come out to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
>>
>>67279865
winston churchill rollin over in his grave
>>
>>67279968
yes
>>
>>67279968
this is the only possible thing he can walk out to
>>
File: fwefeawfaweg43.jpg (13KB, 130x162px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fwefeawfaweg43.jpg
13KB, 130x162px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk3kT4cWxhU

Thoughts?
>>
>>67279926
What do you think NEET means?
>>
>>67280033
>interim

they need to stop this, its meaningless
>>
>>67280033
look at dem dislikes yeh
despite being memed so hard you have to emergency evacuate to iceland, Mcgoob still runs the fight game
>>
>>67280048
lol
>>
>>67280033

I keep seeing this girl every time I scroll past your thread.

Are you all creepy pedos or something?
>>
>>67279948
His nickname is actually quite effective, considering I remember his name and he is a literal who.
>>
They should put McGregor and CM Punk in the 202 card.
>>
>>67280069
Just a couple autists like posting pictures of Rogans kid
>>
File: bisping-2.png (2MB, 1200x1803px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bisping-2.png
2MB, 1200x1803px
CUZ I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
>>
>>67280078
Will CM Punk have ring rust since he hasn't fought in over 2 years?
>>
File: jkl.jpg (101KB, 712x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jkl.jpg
101KB, 712x1000px
LOSING MY MIND
>>
File: tears.jpg (303KB, 1366x888px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
tears.jpg
303KB, 1366x888px
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
>>
>>67280106
He'll be fighting on the Venator card on the 21st
>>
>>67280119
NU METAL LYRICS
>>
>>67280048
Never
Ever
Ever
Take him out
>>
what's with his kid?
Apparently he had cancer as soon as he was born.
>>
Great thread, fampai
>>
>>67280297
http://thriving.childrenshospital.org/cancer-diagnosis-cant-shake-these-first-time-parents/
>>
>>67280087
http://youtu.be/SYCM8ZQVo_o
>>
>>67280297
pretty sure the kid is cancer-free now
>>
>>67280297
War Boy
>>
File: NKYZmG8.png (42KB, 581x241px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
NKYZmG8.png
42KB, 581x241px
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>67280663
That he is in denial.
>>
>>67280048
lol sperg
>>
>>67280478
bisping has some of the worst cauliflowers
>>
>>67280663
just trying to make some hype for a rematch, so he can prove that he can beat nate. kek
>>
>>67280663
"Please Mr Fertita, I'll do anything, just don't make me fight Frankie"
>>
File: image.jpg (146KB, 1249x614px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
146KB, 1249x614px
Guys, he's cracked
>>
POST HEEMS OR ASSOCIATED WEBMS
>>
>>67280663
>p-please l-let me f-fight guys
>>
>>67280808
I almost feel bad for him...Almost.
>>
>>67280808

"I'll show YOU how great I am." ~ Conir McGreggor

Connor has been watching Muhammad Ali clips and is now shitposting
>>
>>67280844
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>67280844
>>
>>67280663
>>67280808
I think we are seeing the post-holly effect that happened to ronda in connor, just in the male counter part fashion.
>>
File: struve vs old man.gif (4MB, 300x176px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
struve vs old man.gif
4MB, 300x176px
>>67280848
>having a nice, slow comfy thread
>jackass dutch poster has to make a new one

i hope struve gets heem'd u goof
>>
>>67280808
>You'll see
>You'll all see!

Can't tell if he's shitposting or lost his mind
>>
>>67277583
shit it doesn't work
Thread replies: 507
Thread images: 112
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK