UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
(((STARTS AT 7 PM ET, 4 PM PT, 12 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
>no /heem/ in the subject
I like it
schaub
>>67227069
>not linking the old thread
>no /heem/
>>67227181
What is there to see in the old thread
It's not as if anyone is going to go back there and continue any discussions
>Meek in a main event
it's happening
You blew it.
This the real thread?
Fuck off with the others.
>>67227367
It was made first
The other threads are a cuck thread and a shit thread
TYT can fuck off
>>67227217
>I don't do it so no one does
special snowflake confirmed
>>67227411
Nobody does
Go through any thread and hardly anyone links back to the thread before it
It only ever happens immediately after the new thread is made
>>67227436
>>67227351
>>67227282
what's happening
way too many threads lads
>>67227589
make one more plz
>>67227451
sure thing bub
>>67201412
>>67212712
Is he the GOAT?
OFFICIAL TFATK APPROVED
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227637
>>67227652
lmao
>5 threads at once
you goofs have taken it TOO FUCKING FAR
>>67227567
REAL THREAD
>>67211910
>>67211910
>>67211910
Guys, post in any thread except this one and you'll make the Op sperg out
when the thread is at 480+ can't op tell everyone he's cooking new bread so that others don't make one?
Daily reminder that I literally created this meme
lol 5 other threads
>/heem/ gets banned to /asp/
>>67227742
hey newfriend
real thread
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
active thread is here
>>67227237
W>>67227237
>>67227237
MODS
1st May here, Happy may day to my worker brothers.
>>67228086
be careful
>>67228135
Happy May Day bangbro
>>67228135
you mean wagecucks?
MODS
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UFC 200 is a fine card, the only people who don't like it are Conor nuthuggers.
goofballs
>>67228294
What do you lads think the next fight added to the card will be?
Now that WWE is gone, you are officially the most autistic general. Hope you faggots are proud of your accomplishment.
>>67228369
We are
At least we don't like soccer
>>67228331
nate vs. connor.
>>67228389
at least you live in a country where you aren't surround by idiots who masturbate to soccer.
>>67227204
>yfw this ridiculous headline exists because women control household discretionary spending
>>67228429
hipster cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzTdxnCkqw/
>>67228369
You mad as fuck
>>67228477
Yes. A handful of autists are going to get us kicked off of /sp/.
>>67227069
post yfw rory gets heemed in the first round
>>67227069
why isn't /heem/ in the subject?
you also forgot to link the previous thread and there is no news.
Octagon jitters?
what the literal fuck happened to /heem/?
this used to be one of the best threads on /sp/ and now it's completely fucked up
good riddance if the mods ban it at this point, there's no saving it now
There are now 11 /heem/ threads, including this one
Holy shit I'm kekking my ass off
>>67228604
me too
eleven threads
ELEVEN
Why is leg reach listed if they're not going to give a measurement?
How would you even measure it?
>>67228604
this isn't a /heem/ thread it's not in the subject it doesn't count
i unironically don't make /heem/ threads but i'm lmao
>>67228594
shitposting did
people tried to turn it into /hoc/ and the autists sperged out on both sides, resulting in this mess
>>67228594
too many autistic meme casuals spouting the same shit every thread.
>>67228635
nobody ever tried to turn heem into hoc
lol I really want to make a bunch of threads myself but I'm too afraid
>>67228687
Thank (You)
I don't know where to post at this point.
>>67228664
schuab and ngannou are the /heem/ version of >rags
plently of people are trying to
>>67228724
no they aren't
and no, they aren't
>>67228693
i know that feel, my ip is static i can't play with matches
what time does ufc start
>>67228735
next sunday
>>67228752
No, you didn't. Anybody posting ngannou has been posting in /heem/ for less than a year.
post heems and talk about mma
>>67228594
conor happened
>>67228822
Nope
>>67228752
You did NOT start the Schaub meme. I did, and feel terrible about it.
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>67228887
>>67228816
rory vs wonderboy. is wonderboy too good and robbie fucked rory too bad?
does old man faber got a chance to beat cruz?
can anyone actually beat MM in flyweight or next fighter would come from bantamweight?
>>67228635
>>67228650
This and this. Seems deliberate.
Actually considering the sad state of /heem/ this general will end up send to >>/asp/
And to be perfectly honest if it continues as it is it deserves to be relegated. Shit seem to have peaked in UFC 193 and then went downhill from there.
>>67228910
I can see Rory wrestlefucking Thompson
He's had plenty of time to recover from the Lawler fight and his reach negates the advantage Thompson had over Hendricks
I can't see Faber beating Cruz, he's old and USADA'd and TAM is finished
I could see Cruz or Dillashaw beating MM
Cruz by decision and Dillashaw by KO
>>67228953
The autism didn't ramp up until after /WWE/ was banished. I think it's literally just a few mandrama cucks who are still butthurt about that trying to sabotage us.
>>67228929
introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos
>>67229004
That could be it
Mandrama fags are definitely autistic enough to do this sort of thing
>>67228982
don't think cruz is going down to 125, but I think tj can make 125, right?
>>67229004
I don't know, WWEfags seems content with their new home.
It seems more about attention. Considering there is not a lot to be talked (and shittalked) right now in the MMA world they lost the contrarian avenue of trolling they had. Now they have to resort to disruption trolling to get the attention they crave.
Sad state, into the bin it goes.
>>67229084
I don't think either of them is going down
I think MM will move up after he beats Silva's title defense record
>>67228822
What's that suppose to mean anyway? What is funny about posting schaub or ngannou?
Sincere question, I didn't get it at first and still don't get it now. Must be a cultural mismatch thing
>>67229114
Think he will do it to hold 2 belts, or Dana will pay him that much? I mean unless he beat someone special at 135, he'll never be a true p4p #1.
How do I achieve Rory mode guise?
>>67229216
lots of roids
take nothing to counteract the acne
>>67229197
I think both will factor in, in addition to the #1 p4p thing
The Flyweight division was basically made for him, if he wants to prove that he's the actual goat, he'll need to fight someone other than the 3 midgets that can comfortably cut down to flyweight
>>67229248
shitposting
most of the other threads are being made by a single autist
>>67229248
>i was memeing you goof, i don't do either.
Regardless of not being you who started it, what is it supposed to mean to post schaub on nnganou?
Can anyone explain it to me? I completely fail to see the humour in it and I can't even understand what it is supposed to mean
Y'all best be putting some respeck on my name round here
>>67229263
will he get a tittle shot or have to fight someone else at 135 first?
someone screencap this
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/heem
>>67229346
Woah easy there man. How fast is your heart going right now?
>>67229390
yeah, I hope it's MM vs Dom 2.
>>67229366
I imagine with how much he's been hyped up, he would get an immediate title shot if he were to move up
He's too well regarded to not be chosen over the less well known bantamweight contenders
>>67229346
wow you are a massive faggot...
does this work?
>>67229478
>sahal
the fucking MUSLIMS are trying to sabotage us
I KNEW IT
>>67229487
what exactly is he trying to accomplish there?
>thread wars
>all these nonwhites outing themselves
What a shit time for /heem/. Though it does give me pause to think my saturday could be better spent.
>>67229566
building functional strength and getting onnit.com
>>67229487
Just looks like a faggy push press that also wrecks your shoulders
>>67229600
You'll have to go back when Trump is elected.
What's next for him?
NEW THREAD,
>>67229634
>>67229634
>>67229634
R8 this card out of 10
>>67230071
my boy luke is there
9/11
new
>>67230106
>>67230071
10/10 can't wait everyone to shut up.
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10092917
Can't we just get a permanent rolling sticky for /heem/ already? Or a Sports Generals board?
>>67230071
>Clay Guida
going to sleep heembros, see you tomorrow.
>>67230071
9
Very stacked
>>67230416
you'll find us on /asp/
>>67230494
>>67230534
>neck and neck with soccer on a global basis
>/asp/
>>67230569
>wanting this real sport to be associate with soccuck
>>67230071
Overrated as fuck.
>>67230655
who is you're favourite fighter?
>>67230726
paige because she has nice boobies and bum bum
>>67230708
You're a gigantic retard desu
>>67230708
Hendo heeming SHOWEATHER is going to be SPICY holmes
>>67230708
2/10 considering rockhold will win easily and i want to see tom breese and it's free
>>67230726
who are these cuties
>>67230864
why do you want to see tom breese? just curious
>>67230926
It's always fun to see a British """prospect""" disappoint.
>>67230926
i'm british
>>67230926
im indian
>>67230926
He's an actual prospect
>>67230926
i'm fat
We've got JRE going live in 7 bings
JOEROGAN.live
Is this the real thread?
>>67231068
shouldn't he be raising his daughters instead of doing drugs
>>67231091
Some nerd
>>67230926
he's cute
>>67231091
The Amazing Atheist
>>67230926
Bi curious?
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
Is wonderboy a meme fighter?
Leonardo Santos injury, got head-butted during boxing practice
what did he mean by this?
EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
When does this guy get his next fight?
>>67231356
It could have been a PM or something
>>67231425
Bryan Caraway is fighting Sterling
>>67231539
hope he gets cucked hard senpai
>>67231573
Why?
>>67231573
Tune in May 8th senpai
>>67231644
>>67231573
*may 29th lel
LHW needs to have it's weight limit lowered to 200lbs.
HW needs to be 200lbs and up with no upper weight limit.
This accomplishes two things that need to happen.
1. Removes weight cap from HW, no reason any heavyweight should have to cut weight.
2. Forces most LHWs to move to HW, where they should be to begin with.
Reminder that the HW champion is the only real champion and all other "champions" are just marketing tactics.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight,no excuses.
>>67232015
Who cares?
You now remember Ronda Rousey.
>>67232193
Double who cares
GET
THE
HECK
IN
HERE
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>67227691
>so much text
>3 sentences
lel
>>67232270
can you sum up what the topic/topics are and who the fuck it is
I've only been away from /heem/ for a few months. What the fuck is this clown fiesta that i've come back to?
>Edgestonia is fighting Lithcuck
>Ngannouposting
>half the Americans are suddenly cucks
>12 fucking threads up at once
Get your shit together you fuckin goofs
>>67232394
Some beta nerd so they will talk another whatever Joe wants
why don't they just get a guy in some sort of arm hold and then punch/stamp/slam his fingers backwards to break them all?
>>67232470
just migrate
this one doesn't have /heem/ in the subject
some black guy being shot just got shown on JRE
Anyone watching Titan FC tonight?
bloody hell you faggots.
trying to force memes so damn hard for recognition on a Vietnamese surfboarding site
>>67232693
I have housework. Will try to make it but I might not
>>67228594
I swear it legit did used to be among the best. I still enjoy it but bloody hell I don't know where all these fags are from
>>67232711
XDXDXDXDXDXD
kys
>>67232730
/heem/ was never good.
today i broke my nose for second time. should i finally cave in, go to the surgeon and get a nose job? im a bit scared it will end up looking worse afterwards, sort of like michael jackson.
>>67232798
you are the problem
>tfw mandrama false flags are starting ludicrous thread wars to get us banashed to /asp/
Dont believe their lies
>>67232813
If it wouldn't cost you much, go ahead
>>67232825
>>67232893
Stop it you fucking retard.
>this guy on JRE crying about jewtube drama
What a goof
>>67228594
breaks between cards
all those deleted posts = samefag Indian /heem/ ruiner
>struve vs big foot
top kek, first punch that lands will finish the fight
>>67233028
I guess I'm supposed to be excited for the return of BJ fucking Penn and decent prospects being fed no-names.
>>67233057
Seriously lmao at how many deleted posts are itt
>>67233136
Mod nuked one person's post. It was all the Indian guy.
>>67229478
>>67229524
>>67233154
Who's the "Indian guy"? what did i miss?
>>67233187
poo in loo posted like 20 threads
>>67233187
Just some autistic guy that has been making a ton of threads and shitposting in this thread about his own threads.
>>67232431
>I've only been away from /heem/ for a few months
damn you niggers can run for a long time
>>67233289
Nobody thinks racism is cool. Grow up.
Guys is there a card on right now?
>>67233289
GET OUT RACIST!
>>67233413
Actually a good point
>>67233405
titan fc starts in 1 bong 31 bings
Rogan collects vinyl records?
>>67233430
wew lad, what's real anymore?
>>67232813
You need to make sure to not to get a plastic surgery but a normal surgery from a normal surgeon who will fix your nose with your natural bones healing.
My brother got a surgery once and it turned out later to be a plastic one, took out all his bones of his nose and put in plastic or silicon bones and he doesn't have any bones in his nose anymore.
>>67233430
It's not there already is a confirmed hierarchy on /heem/ that brits and americans are generally shitposters, australians are banter kings, france is our boy we love because he's one of us no matter how crazy he is and then there is the rest of us.
>>67233650
what the fuck
>Joe rogan saying that Bill Cosby couldn't help raping girls because of the fame
>>67233692
can you imagine the shit rogan teaches his kids?
>>67233650
>It's not there already is a confirmed hierarchy on /heem/ that brits and americans are generally shitposters, australians are banter kings, france is our boy we love because he's one of us no matter how crazy he is and then there is the rest of us.
Terrible assessment
>>67233690
It's pretty fucked up normally they just break your nose to bits and pieces and put on a cast on your nose to and it grows into that healthily but plastic surgery they just take out your nose bones and make you a new ones with fake materials.
>>67233743
Those are so going to do porn
>>67233743
He already said he won't let teachers tells his kids off because he believes in ''healthy discussion'' between teacher and kid, that's what happens when you have a guy who never had a real job and knows how to act to a boss.
Children and Teachers have a Boss/Worker relationship and people should stop trying to have an equal relationship between them
>>67233650
fuck u goof
>>67233838
I had a psycho PE teacher that yelled at the top of his lungs at me because i forgot a sock when i was 12. Wasn't fun desu
>>67233852
Fuck off Sahal.
>>67233944
Cry me a river little bitch nigger
>>67233838
being a teacher today in america is just shit
>>67233968
That's what being as rich as Joe does to you, he can have his kids grow up all fucked up without a real education and they probably will be fine for life because they got his money at hand to lead a crazy life and not have any problems.
Look at Jon Jones, dude grew up sheltered too and he drives over people like they're nothing.
>>67233959
fuck off pedro
>>67233944
I had a teacher who yelled at everyone except me because he liked me.
DUDE SUBMARINES LMAO
pick a number from 1 to 89
Is Joe trying to main cast in a james cameron movie?
Fuck that bad movie making motherfucker
>>67234131
disgusting desu
>>67234213
Motherfucker is an angry nigger
>tfw needing to heem bitch ass niggers for a wage
>>67234213
jesus, the gnp seems a bit much donnit?
>>67234276
fuck u pussy
>>67234223
>skill=fame
>>67234314
>unnecessary brain damage
>haha pussy
edgelord
sahal vs adan @ the ultimate autist fighting championship 200
who wins?
>Top three renaissance men
1. Nick the Tooth
2. Joe Rogan
3. Bruce Buffer
>>67234362
Feelin dat body
>>67234405
Ew
>>67234362
she looks like she's wearing batman's armor
dmca when?
https://youtu.be/gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67234362
They can't test the women division like they can the men's division because the wmma scene is really young and in its stone age so they need every fighter they can get.
Look at the old times, when normal mma was young it needed every roider they could get and now they can take out the roiders so the first thing they did was test sage because he's just one in a million but if they lose claudia they lose like 1/10 of their somewhat watchable people.
>>67234460
Did Rogan Watch not backup his stuff?
Seriously good job on killing /heem/ you fucking autists
Your fucking literally ass burgers has killed something that was good. FUCKING END YOUR LIFE YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT
>>67234213
What happens when you're too flat footed and heavy to play the defensive avoidance style, but you don't want to stand and bang?
>>67234496
Go for a punch into a hug
>>67234491
https://youtu.be/ytS0nShwILA
its only dmca proof vids. rogaine is SHOOK
>>67234487
lol, you're right though there are a handful of top 10s in both women's divisions who have zero tests
>>67234341
spicy heem
>>67234491
rogan watch was a great channel
are those videos anywhere online still?
>>67234584
Those are the chuck lidells of the wmma divisons our natty overlords.
>>67234495
this anon gets it
OFFICIAL FEATHERWEIGHT MY BOY LIST
>1.Cub Swanson
>2."The Korean Super 'My' Boy" Doo Ho Choi
>3.Fronkie Edgoon
>4.Jeremy Stephens
If you have any other boys at fw then heem yourself
>>67234815
OH SHIT
>>67234487
spot on bro. they even signed fucking cyborg. enough said.
>>67234815
what about jose
olivera
markwan
yair
holloway
>>67234815
I've met George Roop dude is pretty awesome and fucking strong.
>>67234424
better?
>>67234815
>no yair rodriguez
>no charles oliveira
>no makwan amirkhabi
>no brian ortega
shit list
>discussion about eating dogs
JRE confirmed /heem/
>>67230726
I want to "fuck" her
>>67234852
2 (two) USADA meme tests for cyborg
>>67234914
When do we ever talk about eating dogs?
>>67234911
*amirkhani
>>67234952
We did earlier today
When is the cards starting and is it on fs1?
>>67234952
one of the last threads. the argie and bangladesh were talking about steak v fish
>>67234952
last thread
Will we see this again if Thompson beats Rory?
haha
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE1GBUkKGi0/?hl=en
Predict how long until Jones gets arrested
>>67235045
if rory beats thompson then yes
if wondermeme wins then he has to get the shot after woodley
>>67234887
Hosay used to be my boy but now he's a dickhead
>le constantly miss weight man
I'll give you memewan
I'll give you Yair because he heemed Fili with a memekick
Holloways voice is too high pitched to be my boy
>>67234911
>Ortega
>Le PED triangle man
no.
>>67235071
He probably is currently driving over little rats and will move on to people in 2 months
>>67235071
bets should be on btw Jones' arrest and DC's AKA style injury, not on who wins
>>67235071
he will be pull from ufc 200 and the UFC will be forced on hands and knees to beg Conor to fight someone
>>67235045
Conor is permanently my boy, but I fucking love N8.
The way that silly cholo carries himself, his relationship with his brother, the fact that he teaches kids BJJ. Look at him hugging Nick after that.
How can I squash this dilemma?What do if both your boys are fighting eachother?
>>67235045
Nick was just such a warrior constantly going into the fight never stopping, I love it
>>67235159
>What do if both your boys are fighting eachother?
Close your eyes and pretend they both won. I did that when Cub fought Frankie
>>67235212
>scrub swanson beating frankie
>>67235212
Holy shit, they have internet in Kenya? I'm not trying to throw bantz in your direction, I'm genuinely surprised.
only 10 fights on 200 so far. What are the next three?
Post savage, inhuman heems.
>>67235257
>he doesn't know that kenya is a fight fan
new as fuck.
>>67235257
it can't be any worse than what the guy above said to him
>>67235212
so youve finally changed your proxy to your previous one, Bangladesh, or should I say ghana now
>>67235142
That would be absolutely based, actually.
Please G-d let it happen.
>>67235333
aquafresh is on to you kenya
>>67235253
>scrub swanson
watch your tongue before I heem you into next week, kid
>>67235257
I get this reply to my posts at least 3 times a day. It doesn't even bother me at this point
>>67235333
I'm not the proxy, im the actual Kenyan
>>67235333
are those trips tho?
>>67235372
>I'm not the proxy, im the actual Kenyan
l-m-a-o
>>67235333
That would be a violation of rule 14. Which is a permanent ban.
>>67235372
I'm just impressed. I imagine anything Subsaharan to be filled with Ebola and crime. My bad, breh.
>>67235269
Lawler vs Condit II
Ferguson vs Chiesa
Giblert vs Iaquinta
>>67235406
kenya is in east africa lad
Lads fuck joe tonight he's sober as fuck
>>67235417
woodley is getting the shot
>>67235401
I can't be asked to prove it to you, but if you check the archives you'll see that I was telling everyone to bet on Aldo before the McGoobz fight. Then my power went out before the main event because >lolafrica so Argentina gave me all the webms and linked me to the fight threads.
But it's your choice to believe me or not, twinkposter
>>67235401
fuck off
titan fc starts in 15 bings
>>67235492
fuck u goof
>>67235456
Jesus Christ, Africa is an incubator if deadly diseases.
>>67235426
Don't ever correct me again, friend.
>>67235586
Dana 9999999999 Goofs 0
>>67235616
of*
>>67235617
u have the one with him btfo some goof with pizza fat shaming?
NEW THREAD
>>67235657
>>67235688
>200 posts early
for what purpose?
>>67235723
Whoops. So what does /sp/ think of Dana kiking McGregor? Seems the greedy jew is coming out.
my boy, him vs jones after the dc fight pls
>>67235723
its a shit new "meme" by mandramists and poo in loos
>>67235728
kek based
>>67235723
>muh (You)s
>>67235661
Give me your address, you're getting express heem'd.
>>67229830
Some actual training
GET
THE
F*CK
IN
HERE
http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-38
http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-38
http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-38
>>67235765
>tfw i know he triple checked his post this time
shook
Why is Jones training with Stoel Romero when his own team-mate Derek Brunson took him down, controlled him and even mounted him when they fought?
>>67235792
NOICE
Fight pass is becoming bretty GOAT EFN plus all the other shit is so good when the UFC isn't on
>>67235792
cough cough cricfree
stream 2
or something
>>67235792
>he pays for fightpass
>>67235815
jones is giving the guy work
he's a good person at heart
>>67231254
Should've debritained the bottom teeth too while they were at it
>>67235798
Get out of my head, Charles.
If you guys have 10 minutes to spare for a boxing guinea giving his two cents on drug testing, PEDs, McGregor-Diaz, weight jumping, etc.
>anti-doping comes in: "... you notice two things: a lot of guys start to fail and statistics begin to drop. Records stop getting broken."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4xrJu2SnE
>>67235815
because he's training for an olympic memedalist, not an mma wrestler
>>67235816
>Fight pass is becoming bretty GOAT
Content-wise maybe, but both the site and the player are utter shite
>>67235862
they need to partner with google, google is crazy for video, search engine and website shit.
plus if google supports it you get their network infrastructure, good old 8.8.8.8
>>67235862
>but both the site and the player are utter shite
I completely agree, one of the biggest issues is when you search for a certain fighter and you're looking for a certain fight but that fight happens to be on some PPV event. Instead of it saying UFC XXX which contains fighter x vs x So you know. It just says UFC XXX
Honestly i could do a better job than whoever they hired. But the content is great
>>67235905
>not giving her another child
wow what a pleb
alright lads we all watching Titan FC?
>>67235951
You think we have lives or something?
>>67235905
is that her home or jail cell?
anyone on heemspeak or the back up server?
>>67235905
She's fucking juicy.
>>67235959
lol how long till it starts?
>>67235963
I will get on now
>>67235905
but anon, if you get married you would have a wife's son tho.
do her tho, shes thicc
>>67227642
>mfw manlets fight like cartoon characters
>>67235978
Any bing
>>67235926
That would be GOAT, but honestly they just need to look at what the other are doing with the same kind of products
NFL GamePass, NBA LeaguePass, fuck, even WWE Network
All of those are 100 times better
>>67235935
Looking for an exact fight is the worst. Like when it's not available as the fight alone but only inside of the whole card.
>>67235951
You want me to go out or something ? On a saturday night ? Fugg you m8
Some cheeky fights and NBA Playoffs it is
>>67235905
how did you know her name
>>67235978
i need the heemspeak server details as i was using the back up one
>>67236002
I didnt, I autistically went through like 1000 friends of one of the gyms teachers till I found her
>>67236003
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
Get in
how do i access heemspeak
does it stream the content i don't have a microphone i want to watch the fights
>>67236002
this you weirdo
>>67236038
its so real fight fans can talk while watching fights
>>67235999
>NFL GamePass, NBA LeaguePass
Unless i'm mistaken both of these using the same Neulion video service that Fightpass does, yet they support 720p60.
What makes them better than fightpass?
>>67236032
jesus christ
>>67228516
You crack me up.
Wonderboy TKOs Hendricks--who turned to total shit after he lost to the Blood Orc--and suddenly Wonderboy is your new band leader.
I love all you bandwagon jumpers. You're all like wide-eyed little cucks jumping from one new dick to the next. McGregor. Sage. Wonderboy. You can't jump on a new dick fast enough.
The REAL fans of this sport know guys like McGregor, Sage and Wonderboy ain't shit till they have more than one SIG win to their credit.
And the REALLY SMART fans know that Wonderboy will get BTFO by Rory, pretty much just like the Matt Brown devastation poured onto Wonderboy in vid related.
>>67236038
http://ifirstrowus.eu/sport/boxing-wwe-ufc.html
>>67235905
post moar
pls cheezus
>>67236071
>An impressive performance gets a fighter some new fans
who would have thunk it
>>67236071
holy shit
the 170 division is just the definition of #JUSTBLEED
>>67236069
was worth it man, her facebook is decent fapping material
fucking fat whore
>>67235905
you better hit that, Joao
how many entenmann's ultimate black & white cookies could you eat at once, i have a box of 10, 130 calories each
what's ideal for gains?
>>67236131
fucking post some of it you stupid idiot
you are going to get banned soon
Fuck guys, I feel like the second dude from the left looks like someone but I can't put my finger on it
>>67236202
3rd guy on the left is Riccardo Lamas
>>67236202
Danny castillo
>>67236202
Danny "I'm sorry mom" Castillo
>Struve vs. Bigfoot
>Henderson vs. Showeather
UFC is finally seeing the appeal of freakshow fights.
Who can beat Mighty Mouse at Flyweight?
It looks like it's impossible. Hell, people aren't even taking him the full distance anymore.
>>67236307
le keep myself together until i bag another loser face
>>67236324
No
Fucking
Body
>>67236324
Scoggins
>>67236307
You are going to get banned anyway. Go out with a bang (bro).
Is this shit starting at some point or what ?
>>67236353
Really tell me about it, what do you see happening for the fight?
>>67236381
no idea, wtf titan
>>67236382
mewvment
>>67236307
damn.
I feel like post-victory celebrations are going to get cut soon guys. I feel like Dana and co. are going to ask themselves, what else can we take away from these fucking fighting peasants?
>>67236390
>tfw planning on watching that before Spurs - Thunder
>Tfw the game will start before
>>67236400
cmon man
>>67236415
make the game thread now i dare you
WE ROOOOOOLAN
>>67227069
post yfw aldo pulls out and conor replaces him
>kamaru usman
WHY
>John Morgan
Why
OH IT'S THAT FAT FUCK WITH THE RIDICULOUS HAIR
>>67236488
and lard lad himself
>>67236501
how does someone who covers athletes for a living have zero regard for his health?
lads, get in heemspeak
>>67236529
m8 fighters have zero regard for their health as well.
Bros get in my guard
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/726555764681281536
>sharp
Not the word I'd have used
>>67236498
Literally everyone has that hair style these days.
>>67236593
it looks like he's wearing insects
>>67236582
I think he meant fat
>>67236593
Not with these shitty curly hairs
Also, I remember him from a promo for UFC 578612 or whatever and he had even worse hair iirc
>>67236593
the top of his head looks like velcro 2bh
Is Usman BULL tier?
>>67236654
Here's some free advice.
Just because you're a cuck doesn't mean everybody else is a bull.
>CONOR IS STANDING UP TO THE MAN SO ALL FIGHTERS CAN GET A FAIR SHAKE.
Reminder that if you believe this you are literally retarded.
This is a preview of Silva - Hall
>>67236757
No way man, I've watched both of their highlight videos. Guarenteed action.
>>67236744
in his statement he literally said let the other fighters do the promoting lol
What went wrong?
>manlet division
>>67236779
How would you feel if, like Steph Curry, your mom was hotter than your wife ?
>>67236802
USADA
>>67236802
>All those brazilians
USADA
>>67236802
edgar resurged
lawler discover 5th round
jose got shook
werdum gonna werdum
rockhold was also good
joanna happened
so did holm
steaks failed him
trt
the king of bw returned, but before him faber's grandkid beat dracula
rumble and dc fucked up everyone not jon jones
benson lost 3 straight
penis drugs
faber was never p4p 15th
RDA learned how to pressure fight and strike
gil got btfo'd twice and lost to alverez
so did pettis
>>67236938
>benson lost 3 straight
don't be a casual, he won the Cowboy fight
19-19 on this Titan fight btw
>>67237022
20-18 red short tbqhwy senpai
On his way to a 30-27
>>67237057
I thought Tait took the first but I wasn't watching particularly closely
>>67236995
weak leg kicks are not worth shit. only weak punches to body and head are scoring.
this explains most close fights in the last 18 months. including tumenov/larkin.
leg kicks only matter if you shut someone down, or actually stop them
31-24 to the Bong
>>67237071
Well, nothing really happened in the 1st so it could go either way I guess
>>67237097
>tfw legitimately laughed at this
>30-29
LITERLLALY HOW
>>67237145
10-10 rounds, i was impressed, ballsy judge, i like it
>>67237145
2 10-10 ? The judge can't into maths ?
>>67237165
MMA doesn't have 10-10 judging like Boxing
It is impossible
>>67236744
it's not that he's doing it *for* other fighters that makes it important, it's that he's blazing a trail for other fighters that are either too dumb/too scared to follow on.
crybabbies like Nick and Nate Diaz for example
>wrote 50-page college paper on biomechanics of spinning back heel kick
wtf
>>67237187
it does, it also has 10-7
no one uses it
>>67237187
MMA uses boxing scoring which is fucking retarded, makes more sense cause boxing has 12 round
MEESA SPEAKER
>>67238162
Imagine how different things would be if meesa meecgregor had stayed in feddaweight
>>67238194
Imagine how different things would be if he fought RDA and won.
Fuck UFC200 man, it doesn't feature a single superstar. All the dudes on that roster are mediocre at entertaining a crowd.
>Same height
>61 inch reach vs 71 inch reach
HOW
>>67238310
Nice shitpost but you're right
Why is Connor being such a little bitch
>>67238655
scared of the real man
anyone else watching titan?
>this black american clown
>>67239002
I couldn't handle the shitty comms
DINDU BTFO
>>67235853
Boring: The Fighter
>>67237241
He isn't and you're retarded for thinking that.
He actually eroded his position by showing he can be strong armed just like anyone else. And begging to be put back on 200 or MSG shows how desperate he is.
Fighters also don't understand that they generate their own value. Conor balked at doing the press tour but guess what, those media tours are the only reason anyone knows who he is or gives a shit about him.
You think Rory McDoogle is going to get a better deal now that Goobs pouted himself out of a headlining bout?
Get. Fucking. Real.
>>67239204
but that cow told me she was on the pill
>>67235856
How coked up out of 10 was Chuck here?
>>67239306
Kek
Didn't know Stevie Wonder was a fight fan
tip top stream where
Fuck gracie 1thplanet all the way
>>67240186
fuck me I fucked that up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH9-K6bkETQ
oh fuck
>>67240217
I forgive you
>>67240528
Guiness thanks
Nigga had the wonkiest kick ever
Vanilla gorilla?
>>67229487
Rogan's body is beyond fucked, don't follow any of his lifting advice.
>Weigh ins on a boat
oh wow
>miniature dominic cruz
>>67239204
There's only one way to get a girl pregnant anon
If you wanted to avoid this you should have kept your jizz outside of her
>>67240865
There's a secret second way
>>67240902
shit is it australian time already?
>>67240902
What way?
>watching TUF 23 episode 1
>all the men start out the fight by touching gloves or high fiving
>all the women just bull rush each other and start swinging
does honor not exist among women, /heem/?
>>67241079
not trying to fedora here but honor really is a male concept
these manlets are going at it
>>67241235
I wonder what their real hights are, 5'8 and 5'6 my ass
>>67240528
flat tire
wow i just checked out this titan show, this shit is pathetic
fights are shit, fighters are shit, and john fatass morgan is commentating
why the fuck were you goofs looking forward to this?
>>67241266
They look like 6 year olds, but the technique is impeccable
>>67240528
firestone DBA i know they gots it.
>>67240528
racer 5, its supposed to be the beer of legends
always wanted to try it desu
>>67236202
that guy from LOST
>The Cuban is a meme fighter
so victor ortiz got knocked out by andre berto tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A48DBJ9uqvc
also lucian bute vs badou jack is getting ready to start on showtime
comain event is on now, pretty good fight
titan fc, imho, has been absolute shit
disgusting disgrace of an excuse of mma
>>67241837
titan is a mafia org 100% the president looked and sounded like a cartoonish mafia boss
>>67241271
>there are "people" who don't use 4chan x
What channel is this shit on. Don't tell me it's fight pass.
>>67236353
He's probably got the best chance of the up and comers. I feel like someone who fights in an attritionary outside style - like Condit does, for example - could take rounds from DJ.
>>67241936
turn on showtime senpai, very spicy fight on right now
much better than the titan fc literal shit
its like john morgan is taking a big fat shit on livestream and commentating it
>>67241936
FITEPASS X-CLUSIVE
Why not get FitePass? Consider this - Zuffa owns probably about 95% of MMA history (in the form of video footage). And it's all getting uploaded to FitePass as we speak. Dana Bless!
Link for Titan fc?
titan is pretty decent, dunno why some shitters here are complaining so much
>>67242057
oh shit based mauro
spicy fight
>>67242057
I dont have showtime
>>67242063
I'll get it when they put it on the ps4 like every other streaming service I pay for.
I'm gonna fire up Bully and heem schoolkids.
>>67242139
It's a flyweight tournament
>>67242161
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/432966/1/watch-badou-jack-vs-lucian-bute.html
tune in lads, this shit is spicy AS FUCK
>>67242161
>I'm gonna fire up Bully and heem schoolkids.
Typical video game addict. Just existing. Rotting away on the sofa, sipping a Coke Zero, eyes locked onto the 38'' HD TV bought ~5 years ago, floor not vacuumed recently. Why not return to the real world, get out there, find a local school, and heem kids in real life?
That wasn't a draw what the fuck novelli won that shit
degale landed the harder shots
but i think medina took the fight
great scrap, very back and forth
i'd be okay with a draw
>>67242247
>HD TV bought ~5 years ago, floor not vacuumed recently.
oh god thats too real. Cant handle it
>>67242449
friendly reminder this isn't /box/
this is /ng- I mean, /heem/
>>67227069
carl's been in the strawberries
Wait what? I heard the bell Twice
Damn Muhammad looked fucking good
Why does this WW look like a bantamweight
>>67227204
>who is Serena Williams
>>67231126
I laughed
>>67236202
Bert from sesame Street.
Can someone post some links to some good highlights videos?
>>67243533
More of a montage. The leben KO is GOAT for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJqwu2Bfq1A
>>67243668
>taunting Roy Nelson
>taunting Alexander Emelianenko
dummies
>>67229566
He's trying to do as much damage to his rotator cuff as is possible in the least amount of time
heeming to bump limit
>>67244272
good lad
>>67244272
>Ending the fight for a leg kick
>Ref gets rekt on is own
let me end it rightly
>>67244324
>>67244336
u did it
>>67244324
>>67244336
>>67244320
that is lellator level slippery ring
>>67244324
>>67244336
BRAZIL YES
