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A's
>drob on the bereavement list
;_;
Hope he'll be alright. Such a sad thing.
>>67171681
What happened?
>>67171659
fucking suck roflmao
>>67171709
His dad passed away.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DRob30/status/725679006721277952
;_;
Sucks we're gonna miss our great closer for a few games but, that doesn't seem that significant in the bigger picture when situations like this arise.
Condolences for Drob.
>>67171824
Oh fuck that's a tough one losing a parent.
might bryan stow some cuck the next time the jints are in town
>>67171723
>detoilet
>>67172050
fuck you, fat fuck
>>67172024
>ottoman
>its also a cube
works on so many levels, good work
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2016/4/28/11529340/sf-giants-stats-strikeouts
>tfw lowest strikeout rate in the majors
>>67172050
>Trashinals could get swept by the Phillies today
>>67172146
Striking out is good, retard.
I'm likin this season so far
>>67172186
i bet those idiots even swing on fastballs straight center of the strikezone
I fucking hate the Phillies.
I unironically want Walgreens to win today just to shut their stupid fucking faces up.
>>67172266
See the pic in >>67172162
Friendly reminder that if your team is not top 5 in wRC+, your offense is trash
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=16,d
>>67172365
>barves
>56 wRC+
i-i didn't know it was even possible to be that bad
>>67172365
>relying on measurements made by nerds that have never played baseball in their lives to make a one-fits-all judgement about every offense in the league
Why don't you sit down and watch a couple games?
>>67172491
Go to bed, Goose.
>>67172266
>mets are so bad they feel threatened by the phillies
fuck you and your shit tier mascot
>>67172365
>19
Thanks Canada
And based AL East pitching will continue to boost it up in the near future
>>67172266
What?Theres only like 3 phillies fans here and mets fans shit up everything
>>67172534
He's a Mets fan. Obviously something has led him down a very very dumb path
When do they announce Estrada season-ending shoulder surgery?
My guess is after he gives up eight in his next start in Texas
>>67172680
He'll be tossing a gem then throw his shoulder out hanging a pitch to prince fielder(inning ending double play).
This rotation and its bullpen has 5 shutouts and the best ERA in baseball. They are the best pitching staff in baseball, even with John Danks.
>>67172792
What's their team BABIP
>>67172600
the rest of the ALs bullpen is actually competent though and the redsox memeballer is actually doing well.
>>67172792
>in April
>20 games in
Staaaaahp
>>67172792
>80% LOB
can they keep it up?
>muh muhneybawl
>>67172952
Get a job and some fresh water
>>67172792
latos is going to crash hard 2bh
>>67172952
>detoilet so poor that they couldn't afford to make a gamethread
Lol
>>67172829
>inducing weak contact when you have a top 5 defense is a bad thing
ITT "I like math, but I never played baseball"
>>67172998
literally just him shitposting at 1pm on a thursday
>>67172050
''hit well, slugger''
>muh Bill E. Bean
>>67173013
You didn't answer the question.
>>67173137
.252 I believe
finally got it completely right
>>67173137
Fine.
No.
>>67173167
That isn't impossibly low, but it'll probably regress to the mean. Still will be a good staff, but Latos is going to be a big time regression candidate all year long
maybe oakland should try having money
Arrieta gave up a run. He must be lynched.
The rockies are legit Columbine high colors
>>67173265
>going from Joe Louis Arena to Little Caesars Arena
>>67173265
I've got some spare change on my dresser. Maybe I should buy the A's and turn them into a contender
>>67173247
Him giving us some value over no value already puts him over smarch last year. The way I see it there is a lot of room for negative regression from this hot start but at the same time there's players who are cold who have room for positive regression like Abreu and most of the offense really still. Fraz seems to be slowly turning it around now. But it's still too early to tell for them.
I know it could come crashing down but at the same time, I want to believe in having the slightest possibility of optimism that some players still aren't performing yet.
>>67173341
it's called 'making money' but your owner hasn't figured that one out i guess
>>67173265
rogers personal wealth is 7 times that and detoilet still has a payroll 50% higher than us
>>67173398
>A's
>making money
?
Those 12 people who show up to games sure bring in the dough huh?
>>67173477
lul what a pussy
>>67172365
>tfw top 5
Meanwhile the Phillies majority owner is a Cigar Salesman
>>67173520
Its not 1 guy it's an empire.
>>67173588
mike illitch is literally one guy
>>67173588
rogers is the chairman of the jays though even though rogers communications owns them and he can okay the payroll.
The funny thing is forget about the fact the telecommunications monopoly is worth 35 billion and bring in 1.5 billion in net revenue a year, sportsnets ad revenue alone is enough to pay off the current payroll multiple times over
its honestly impressive how cheap they are
>>67173687
Its frustrating to be honest. I don't expect them to spend 300 gorillion dollars every year, but jesus christ man spend some extra money on FA. There's literally no reason the jays shouldn't be a 150-180m a year team.
I was all about calling up Eflin earlier, but if this is his curve... it needs work. It's something, but it's not gonna beat a non padres lineup
>>67173754
Appel seems ready tho, imo, maybe if Morgan doesn't work out they could go to him.
>>67173754
In comparison, here's Eick's beautiful curve
>>67173800
Yeah, if Morgan starts shitting up the joint, I'd say give Appel the call.
>>67173741
good thing we didnt blow 6.5 trillion a year on a proven reliever like mark lowe and chose to trawl for leftover trash nobody else wanted
>>67173544
lol what?You're thinking of Phillies brand cigars.The Phillies majority owner is John S Middleton, who runs and umbrella company and a chain of hotels.Are you that same mad as fuck mets fan?KYS nigger
>>67173848
I don't really give a shit about Lowe. But theres no reason they couldn't have gone after more established pitchers. You're telling me the jays couldn't have offered Zimmerman a similar contract? Wei Yin Chen?
Price was overpaid as fuck so I don't blame them for not resigning him.
>>67174018
Im jelly as fuck of detoilet getting zimzam, the starting pitching has been fine apart from dickey, we simply cant find anyone to bridge to osuna, or eat a single inning without giving up runs, we are literally over 50% in terms of letting inherited runners score.
signing estrada and happ to 3 year deals pretty much confirms they are going to blow up the team asap, forget about signing JD to a long term deal they are flipping him for shit prospects that wont pan out
>>67172050
His wife is so hot
>>67174142
If Donaldson isn't a blue jay for the rest of his career this is officially the dumbest franchise in history.
Who SOX/TRUMP here?
to a lesser extent who sox/trump/40k here?
>>67174219
>Canada in charge of baseball
>>67174268
I'm /beige carpet/ here
>>67174219
they will offer an embarrassing deal like 100/5 after he finishes the season with 35 dingers and top 3 in MVP voting and he will reject it and they will flip him for prospects. The entire goal is to get the payroll as low as possible while putting out shit that can finish close to .500 every season
as butthurt as i get about people making fun of us we really do deserve it for being such a shit franchise
>>67174179
post pics
>>67174268
>have fan base filled with blacks and Mexicans
>trump
You're probably in the minority here
>>67174412
How can he be in the minority if he's white?
>>67174449
Oh you
>>67174412
Most White Sox baseball fans are white, non-whites really don't get into baseball that much. But most of the white, White Sox fans sadly are Bernie cucks. In the 15 or so years I've been playing 40k, I've ever met 2 black guys that play lol. Once of them actually played Black Templar(my primary army)
>pic related some of my plack templar
>broors
>>67174680
who sox fan here, I'm a spic
>>67174268
Nice meme hats also aren't you the same clown that also has a cardinals hat?
>>67174819
I'm a chink. Rarest of the Sox fans maybe though I have seen some others before.
>>67174833
yes, they're my NL team. I hate the cubs, which created my love of the cardinals. that love comes no where close to the white sox, but as long as they're not playing the sox, i root for for the cards.
I'm actually going to 3/4 of the cards/phils games at busch next week.,
>>67174680
Samoan white sox fan here
Have been ever since that white missionary in a cubs hat cucked me out of my gf
Fuck the cubs
Chris Rose gone from IT? Haven't seen him on it in awhile whenever I randomly turn it on. Or is he just gone because of the NFL draft since he works for the NFL network too?
>>67174966
>My NL team
>>67175038
>missionary
>>67175038
Missionary's like Pacific Islanders man. My step-father is Hawaiian and his whole fucking family did missionary work
>>67174819
>>67174879
i have no problems with minorities at all, as long as they're not niggers. IE: blasting shitty shit hop music at hours when normal people are trying to relax or sleep for work, screaming at each other in their domestic disputes, or because they're racist niggers accusing a white person asking them to turn their music down because they're white of racism. luckily i got most of my people in this townhouse community to complain about that black bitch that's she's getting evicted in june.
>>67175082
stop with this sad meme, there's nothing long with liking 2 teams as long as they're not in the same division and as long as you have an absolute team that you always pick over your 2nd team regardless of how much your 2nd team needs the wins.
>>67175038
you should have killed that white honkey cracker bitch
>>67175097
Yes canada?
>>67175157
>there's nothing long with liking 2 teams
>>67175157
>>67175184
Change same division to league and i kinda agree
>>67175157
BasedAJP does not represent us and in fact we have voted to disown him on several occasions.
>>67175184
I'd be willing to bet 2000 pts of my finest painted black templar and imperial fists that you're a shitty Reds fan troll.
>>67175230
You havn't voted to do shit. GTFO, 2016 bandwagon fag. Most of the guys in the Sox GD threads are fine with me.
>>67175235
wrong
Thank you Ryan Howard. I was scared that we'd get no-hit
>>67175273
>who
>bandwagon
Does not compute
>>67175273
Don't make up lies in the general. You were nowhere to be found in the 99 loss 2013 season and the bullpen nightmare 2014 season. Care to explain that?
>>67175273
>this delusion
>>67175331
White Sox threads had a solid start to the season, making 300-400 posts, then it dropped to about 200 posts, then after win 13 the threads have been getting 500+. We'll probably need a GD #2 vs Baltimore tonight.
>>67175397
He and that autist whiplash just so happened to start posting in sox threads after they were hyped up last year. At least whiplash had the decency to stop posting
>>67175444
Yeah, fuck Greg.
>>67175397
I didn't start posting in /sp/ until late 14' baseball season. I mainly only stuck to /tg/ because I heard the other boards were horrific. For the most part, that's true, though Sox GD threads are pretty damn comfy.
You can clearly see the sweat lines on my 05' hat if you want to be retarded enough to accuse me of being a white sox newfag.
I don't get why you're attacking a fellow Sox fan, you must actually be autistic. We're having one of the best starts of a season since most of us have been alive and you rather troll than be happy.
>>67175417
I don't like whos memes that much but at least you guys are repulsive like cusb fans
>>67175519
Can't be happy for something that's smoke and mirrors.
Besides its only fucking April.
>>67175536
I'm not retarded enough to get hyped in April,hell, after the 12' disaster I don't even want to get hyped until October with a 4 game div lead and 3 games to play.
I will be happy though because winning early is a lot more fun than losing early.
Leave the white sux to me.
>>67175519
I'm not even a white sox fan and I don't like Pierzynski, but it makes me sad that your people are trashing you :/ /sp/ is the only board where trips are okay to me
>>67175536
You sound like the complete opposite of Cubs fans who are already buying their world series tickets despite it being "fucking April".
>>67175592
>this is a """"""""""""""full capacity"""""""""""""" crowd in baltimore
>>67175600
We trash him primarily because of the Cardinals bullshit. Also he's one of those stereotypical anti-cubs Sox fans when we're more of the type whos concerned about our own team and wanting it to finally escape these dark dark ages.
>The one time Peter Bourjos hits a ball hard, and has a chance to get on first
>Cesar Hernandez fucks it up by running straight to the ball and getting tagged, rather than staying on second and having it be 1st and second with Herrera up
>>67175611
delete this
>>67175611
Wasn't that during the riots or something?
>>67175273
>Most of the guys in the Sox GD threads are fine with me.
'no', just kill yourself my man
>>67175619
>not being anti-cubs
>>67175611
This joke isn't even funny anymore. At least make fun of the dindus. Everybody knows the gates were closed.
>>67175635
No
Just a standard tuesday
>>67175640
I don't give a shit about the cubs unless we're playing them because those 6 games count to the W/L. Other than that why care? I have more animosity towards out division rivals than the cubs no matter how good or how much hype they get.
>>67175642
OMAR COMIN'
Quick, name 5 Marlins players
>>67175674
Jose Fernandez
Josh Beckett
Mike Lowell
Livan Hernandez
Dan Uggla
>>67175642
>don't use light hearted baseball/fanbase bants
>instead make problematic racially charged "jokes"
You are a horrible human being.
>>67175674
Dee Gordon
Ichiro
Jose Fernandez
Don Mattingly
Laurence Leavy
>>67175674
fernandez
stanton
mattingly
marlins man
barry bonds
Why did we ever change uniforms
Purple > Red > Red/white spotted shit
>>67175642
>dindus
>>>/pol/
>>67175729
Becuase the Rockies were already purple and the MLB decided they needed a red team in the NLW.
>>67175729
purple and teal was good cause it was unique, but in a vacuum sedona red/sand/balck is the best color combo
>>67175729
1. Sleeveless jerseys became Taboo(unless you're the Rockies)
2. Purple and Teal was 90's as fuck, and the Dbacks wanted to be 00's as fuck
3. please post a picture of Curt Schilling instead next time
>>67175619
Yeah, that is kind of stupid honestly. The cardinals are basically the Yankees of the national league with a lot of bandwagon fans. If you hate the Cubs, fine (I see the same thing with A's fans hating Giants fans, even though the Giants have no problem with the A's) but if you're going to root for some out of state team that's not in your league, at least root for the underdog Brewers, not the Cardinals mang, fuck them
>>67175672
Rip and run nigga
*whistles 'farmer and the dell' tune*
>>67175692
Ichiro
Bonds
Stanton
Fernandez
That goofy looking guy
>>67172365
>>67172420
>Erick Aybar
>-10wRC+
>-1.2 WAR
>only played 20 games
lmao
>>67175672
Herc in the O's jacket on the right
>>67175829
You listed Fernandez twice
>most wins in the league
>still most irrelevant team
Quick, name 5 players on the Chicago White Sox
>>67175821
>>67175841
I'm loving the MLB bros getting The Wire reference.
>>67175874
jose guillen
robin williams
josh sale
alexei amarista
addison reed
>>67175874
Chris Sale
Bobby Abreu
Joe Frazier
Hector Rondon
Paul Konkero
>>67175674
Billy Marlin
Jeffrey Loria
Ozzie Guillen
>Roark threw at Franco's head
but why
>>67175874
Melky Cabrera
Jimmy Rollins(!)
Chris Sale
Jose Dariel Abreu
Brett Lawrie
>>67175874
on the who?
>>67175847
>fernandez looks goofier than yelich
>>67175874
How can the white sox make people this upset
>>67175897
>Addison Reed
Wow that takes me back. Based Kid Rock racking up 40 saves in a 53 win season.
>>67175988
Because of their irrelevancy
>>67176017
Yet you're still talking about them
>this mad
>>67175874
Chris Sales
Jake Arrieta
Kris Bryant
Anthony Rizzo
Dexter Fowler
>>67175988
They're the meme team this year
>>67175988
how can who make people so upset? who are you referring to
>>67176050
I've seen no memes here or from the team. They aren't the Royals.
>>67176056
>this upset
Why does the league schedule list Chicago twice? Are the Cubs playing a two-city double header?
Quick, name 5 Yankees that aren't Derek Jeter
>>67176086
pretty funny joke for an Ottoman, how'd you guys do in your last playoff campaign?
>>67175874
Robert Daltry
John Entwhistle
Keith Moons
Pete Townshend
Don Brewer
>harper being a bitch
Koveting
Every
Kackle
>>67176105
Arod
Starlin Castro
Mariano Rivera
Jorge Posada
Andy Pettite
>>67176147
ses, he was real hurt feelingsed over being NOLA'D
>Trashinals in charge of offense
name 1 twins player that isnt korean or joe mauer
Does anyone have Bryce Harper, Future MVP.gif?
>>67176187
Robinson Sano?
>>67176187
dozier
>Arrieta and Cubs aren't anywhere close to a long term deal
AHAHA GET FUCKED CUBS, ENJOY LOSING THE BEST PITCHER IN BASEBALL
>>67175988
They're in first place when they shouldn't be. Won't last long though.
>>67176187
Bill Dozer
>>67176230
>still have the best pitcher in baseball for at least the next two seasons
the joke's on you
>>67176234
>have won more games than any other team in their division
>shouldn't be in 1st place
>>67176187
Name 1 jays player that isn't Jose Bautista.
>>67176258
He's due to regress back to his shitty self anyway
>>67176261
>delusion whos fans who suddenly came out of the woodwork detected
>>67176267
Vernon Wells
Roy Halladay
>>67176267
Roy Halladay
Shit I thought you said Phillie
>>67176272
>regressing back to a mid 2s ERA is the worst thing short of an injury that can happen to Arrieta
>>67176290
Not even a white sox fan. I just hate this shit about teams not deserving their achievements. If they did it, then they deserve it
I bet you're one of those guys who thinks 3 World Series wins for the Giants in 5 years was somehow a fluke too huh?
>>67176290
>suddenly
>>67176328
>didn't make the playoffs between years
>"""""'""dynasty"""""""
>>67176267
Lifelong Jays fan here, I got this:
Joey Bats
What do I win?
>>67176364
When did I call it a dynasty?
>>67176322
>thinking that's his norm
>Nola pitching a gem, under 80 pitches
>I know, lets pinch hit for him with EMMANUEL BURISS
God fucking dammit
>>67176267
john donaldson
>>67176427
Pete is like the anti-Cholly. This guy is fucking terrified of letting his pitchers get to 100.
>>67176427
I will legally kill myself if Burriss is on this team after Mothers Day
Is Jackie Robinson overhyped?
>>67176475
>>67176456
Fucking hell man, if you want a utility pinch hitter, just call up Sweeney
>>67176476
Who? Didn't know they let females play. I guess it is 2016 afterall now though.
Who is the most irrelevant team in MLB?
>>67176503
Dads
>>67176503
Barfs
>>67176475
I will kill myself if Burriss is on this team after this game.
>>67176524
Can I have your stereo?
>>67176514
This guy is probably right
Followed by the Rays, A's, and Mariners
>>67176040
Obama please
>>67176570
Oh, and the Brewers
>>67176503
brewers
>>67176427
>there's no way it's THAT Emmanuel Burriss
>it is
What the fuck is that dude doing in the league kek, he was a bench player for the jints like 7 years ago.
Sox O's
>>67176616
>>67176610
I do not know
>>67176610
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.
I thought the name sounded familiar
>>67176267
The 2015 royals mvp : Ryan Goins.
Hey Astros, we got some real quality players for you in Burriss and Bourjos. Mind giving us Springer and Rasmus?
>>67176665
>blaming goins for price giving up 4 straight base hits
you wot
>>67176676
It seems like they have a pretty bad closer, maybe we can get both those guys + another 4 or 5 prospects for Gomez? :^)
>>67176187
Ben Revere? Didn't he make a highlight play recently?
Maybe Glen Perkins?
>>67176759
They're robbing us blind with that trade desu
>>67176702
Step up on ur memes buddy.
Besides Price was saving his postseason wins for Boston.
>>67176808
Is that why all his earned runs are in October
God dammit Phillies
>Phillies
>>67176884
BASES LOADED
> bases loaded for Harper
This is going to suck.
GOD BLESS YOU PHILLIES
>harpshit
>harpmeme
>MVP
Damn bryce is up with the bases loaded. I guess grand salami number 3.
>horper
>>67176917
Yeah if you're Bruce Harper.
>Rice Carper
>tfw Twins are off today
Well, at least none of my teams will lose, their seasons are already done! ;_;
> struck out
LOL
Oh my lord. Can the Phillies possibly make the second wild card by next season?
>Bruce Carper
>>67176976
We going for it this season desu
>>67176767
Perkins is on the DL but still on the team
Ben Revere is in Washington with Spansy and Ramos
>Harper is elite
Can this meme officially die now?
>>67176976
DELETE THIS
>>67176503
Mariners
>>67177012
sleep tight, Harper
>>67176976
>next season
WHY WAIT?
>>67176131
This post is really, really good.
BASED HERRERA
>>67176503
SD for fucking up their free agency hoard
then Mariners, then A's, and I'm sure the Twins are up there now too
>>67176267
Drake
>>67176131
Toppest of kekkingtons my friend
>>67177104
He still loves you, anon
>>67177000
That's what I was originally hoping but I think they'll have a great chance to sign some free agents if not next year in 2018. For all the crap that philly sports media gave Ruben Amarro, he did a real solid job of reloading the phillies farm system quickly.
Probably the only terrible contracts I'd say he gave out was to chooch.
>Barves
FREDDY GALVIS GOAT
>Walgreen's
>>67177189
The man who ruined Today, also built a LOT of tomorrow
>>67177104
we could've had it all
WHERES
>>67177189
They have a shot at the wild card despite this being a rebuilding season.
As much as I don't like Amaro, 2015 was a redemption for him.
If the deadline were today, who would be dealt?
>Bases Loaded
>0 Out
>Ruf/Rupp/Cesar
0 runs score here
>>67177290
Nobody, because there'd still be 5 months left
>>67177290
If the deadline were today then nobody would be dealt
>>67177294
Where the fuck is Blanco?
>>67177233
Idk. It was hard to predict that Howard would be shot at age 31, that jayson werth was going to have a couple more great seasons in him, that utley and rollins would fall off the cliff as well... He was kind of screwed by the non-steroid aging curve I guess lol
Homer Bailey healthy when?
>>67177334
Can't play Blanco when you got Burriss, man
CMON PHILLIES THEY'RE HANDING YOU IT
>>67171723
don't make us come back there detroilet
>>67171824
Fuck. This is a person's life we are talking about here.
>RICE CARPER
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>CRAPELBON
>papelshit
lmao family
>CRAPELBON
>harpshit defense
>POOPELSHIT
>SHARTPER
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU NIGGER
Papelshit is gonna put Harper in a rear naked choke
>bruce hepler
>yfw the Phils sweep the Nats
>there are people on this board who will legitimately claim Bryce Harper is the best player in baseball
>nashitnals defense
>>67176503
Brewers.
They have no fanbase presence on /sp/, they are perpetual basement dwellers except for that inexplicable season a few years back where they won the division and got BTFO in the postseason. They have no farm team and no prospects and thus are doomed to be basement dwellers until their ownership decides to give a fuck and hire a GM.
>Phillies bout to sweep da Nats
>Eagles bout to draft a franchise QB
It's a good night boys
>mfw most of the Nats losses are to the Phillies
>>67173169
Albert Pujols?
ANOTHER RUN! THANK YOU PAPELBON
>>67177430
>strikes out with bases loaded to end the eighth
>misses a routine fly ball with bases loaded in the ninth
>""""""""""M""""""""""VP
>crappelbon
TY Pap u r my greatest ally
If I was commish for a day I would redo the schedule so that there are more weekday day games. Even if its a brewers marlins matchup, I'd rather atleast have some baseball then no baseball.
What do you guys think?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10077051
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA MORE LIKE NASHANALS AM I RIGHT?
DO YOU GET IT?
NASHANALS!
BECAUSE THEY TAKE IT IN THE ASS
BECAUSE THEY'RE FAGS
FUCKING FAGGOTS!
HAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING STOP, PHILS
At least let me pick up another Jeanmar save
>>67177446
>They have no fanbase presence on /sp/
Most teams don't have much presence on /sp/ though. It's only like 5 teams that get constant coverage and memes on this board.
>>67177502
Good idea, but more people can attend night games, which means more money. It would never happen.
>papelshit mad because there is no crowd to crab his crotch at
>tfw Indians off day
>tfw Browns draft tonight
>>67177377
Two brooms.
>The Papelbon trade was so that we could kill him every time we face him
PAPELBON IS FUCKING SHOOK
lel
>Boegarts
Who here roots for the best team in your city?
>not so fast, white cux fans
>>67177525
>A's shitposters
>Blew Gays shitposters
>Memeiners shitposters
>delusional Doyers fags
>meme spouting Gnats fans
>rags "fans"
>Royals memposters
>tardinals methposters
>Deds shitposters
>Orilels memeposters'
>that one dbags trip
>>67177525
Which ones?
>doyers
>rags
>royos
>memeiners
>?
>Harpbust
>Papelshit
>Gnats
>1 on, no out
PANIC
>>67177430
Not right now but I expect when he leaves Walgreens and plays for a decent club, Harper will be a pretty solid choice for that title - and he's already becoming baseball's posterboy. You're only going to see more of him.
GOD DAMMIT BEN DAVIS
>>67177639
>curly pubic hair as a logo
>>67177625
You forgot whos posters suddenly out of the woodwork
GORGEOUS BOURJOS
And that is why Bourjos is on this team.
If only Bourjos could swing a bat...
>>67177777
>implying
>>67177755
He's an upgrade over Dom Brown. Which is really depressing to think about.
GET OUT THE BROOMS BABY, THE NATIONALS HAVE BEEN SWEPT
gg nats
>>67174268
You are not alone friend. I'm still a student though no +40k yet
Will the Nashitnals ever score again /sp/?
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE PHUCKING PHILLIES
>getting swept by the phillies at home
lmao
>trashinals collapse starting early this year
LGTSS
G
T
S
S
>The City Of Walgreens
>>67177943
Could we see a return of Citizens Bank Park South?!
>buttholez
>>67177981
Braves Red Sox
who /galvis/ here?
>All this butthurt about the 2016 World Series Champion Washington Nationals
>All this butthurt that their pleb team doesn't have the single best player alive
>And the 5 best starting pitchers in baseball
>>67178026
>bullpen officially being renamed the "short-bus"
>Nads
>getting swept, at home by the Phillies
>getting shut out in back to back games
>stealing your logo from a pharmacy chain
>the Nationals have played 21 games
>six of them have been against the Braves
>six have been against the Phillies
>six have been against the Marlins
>three have been against the Twins
>>67178067
>4 of their losses are against the Phillies
Royals
>>67178026
that's a clown story, bro
Did you remember to vote today, Anon?
>walgreens
>>67178229
faggot memer
>literally swept by the Phillies
LOL
WHO SUX THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD LMAO
Nice """"""bullpen"""""" you've got there Walgreens
>>67178390
Faggot memer supporter of the world champs
>whos
YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU JUST COMPLETED A SWEEP
NOT SO FAST NASHITNALS
>>67178713
sup faggot
>getting swept by the worst city on the Eastern Seaboard
Shameful display that disgraces the nation's capital and, by extension, the entire nation.
>>67178593
>Danks
>>67171659
who is this sploosh sorcerer
>>67178769
le throw a tantrum and lose the big game superhero man
nice meme
>>67179154
don't care
sandy will trade him to some dumb fuck AL team in the offseason for a haul
nice attempt at bantz though famalam
>>67178777
a New York team didn't play the Nats today dipshit
>>67175698
>problematic
kysmm
>>67179561
>ywn cuddle up with her and watch a game of baseball with her
;_;
>>67180012
banged a girl who looked kinda like her last weekend
not worth it t.b.h.
>>67180407
It wasn't worth it because it wasn't her anon. You probably didn't have to ask for consent for each thrust.
>tfw .545
Based Phillies
>>67181405
>Sweep
>>67181472
tfw daddy dom donny will sweep our slut holes tonight
are the Phillies ELITE?
>>67181684
Yes
>>67178229
>tfw the Pacha meme I made is finding its way into other memes.
>whos
tfw no tiggers gf
manny machaDONG
>>67182585
>This is a 10/10 in Detoilet
>Your city's team is irrelevant
the worst feeling
>>67183183
>2nd place
>irrelevant
>>67183183
The only thing worse is
>ALL of your state's teams are irrelevant, even the one that wins championships
>>67182362
The gamethread feels like a funeral. I got out.
>>67183472
>tfw no irrelevant twinks gf
>>67183665
>>67183741
> makeup and angles
m8, i could be a hot girl with all the effort they put in
>>67183860
mad at qts
>>67183915
>that thing
>qt
End yourself
>>67184028
t. virgin
>>67183860
let's see it, use your mom's makeup
![c8f422efffd19d4e9d25b49073c6c587[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mJ9jLZd.jpg "c8f422efffd19d4e9d25b49073c6c587[1]")
>It's another ''bat your hottest qualifying batter with sustainable peripheral stats 8th while batting a player that shouldn't be on the roster higher in the line-up for no reason except for seniority and rookie superstition" episode
Post terrible """"""managers""""""
>>67184067
Nah senpai but keep posting ugly bitches and telling yourself they are good looking. Just look at that broads fucked up teeth. I guess if you are a fatass that's the best you could expect.
>nationals exposed by the phillies
loving
every
laugh
>>67184136
3 straight losses
>2016
>using nigger managing
>>67184205
He has the look of a man who has no idea what he's doing most of the time. He seems so unsure of himself
>>67184281
I think that might just be his nigger chink eyes
>they fell for the beating the blue jays is an accomplishment meme
why cant we get a sweep bros?
>>67184466
Marlins batting practice thread
>>67184381
>he fell for the beating Danks is an accomplishment meme
>>67184485
shit ownership
You can have DeGrom, Harvey or Syndergaard for a 4-year 80 million dollar contract
Who do you take?
>>67184683
degrom, not even a question
>>67184683
DeGrom. I would say Syndergaard but I'm a Yankees fan and even though he throws hard, his shit would get blasted in Yankee Stadium and in the superior AL.
Post your puppers with their team gear
>>67184683
Colon
>>67184683
Based on the current state of the Yankees rotation, I'd take any of them.
>>67185177
>tfw you realize you haven't worn a baseball hat in years
>>67184683
Jake Arrietta
WHOS EXPOSED
REJOICE THE WHOS MEME IS OVER
>>67185479
>Danks
AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED >WHOS. NOE YOU CAN FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT "TEAM"
Why do the Sox keep Danks around again? I know they've been trying to trade him for years and no one wants him because he's shit, but they could at least send him to the minors. Or are they using the same retarded reasoning they used for Gavin Floyd?
>He's terrible, but he can be terrible for 200 innings!
>yfw all the whos fans kept telling us they'd crash and burn
>yfw they did
Almost feel kind of sorry them tbqh
>>67185802
No, fuck them. Now I don't have to hear about them at work and we can all go back to shitting on them
>>67185724
If it wasn't for his contract, Danks would have been gone at the end of last season.
>>67185841
always pham
>>67185177
I'm guessing your dog got into your meth stash
>>67185864
>butthurt cubes fan detected
>>67185802
>10-2
Brutal.
>>67185841
It comes with the fandom.
>>67185177
>>67185841
not me
>>67185841
>team just lost 10-2
>no job
>no gf
>almost 30 and still living in my mom's basement
I welcome death
Ok Injuns, do your thing and bury the lillies this weekend. They've had their fun. I will admit watching Stranglebon blow another game was funny but the lillies are getting a little uppity.
>>67185913
>I'm butthurt
10 (TEN) to 2
>>67186008
>team just lost 10-2
>no job
>15k in debt
>my waifu is still not real
I'm still thinking super positively though, I need a sox version of that image btw desu
>>67185479
>>67185622
>the guy who previously lost 3 of their 6 games loses another
>exposed
Please. If you're going to criticize the whos, at least watch the games.
i really like jose fernandez
>>67186137
>implying I even like baseball
>>67186137
>10-2
Even if danks miraculously pitched a QS we still would lost.
>>67186115
That's a Mariners exclusive meme. Get your own.
Knowing you guys, probably from some anime.
>>67186096
No fuck you, if anything the indians are the ones getting uppity. The phighting phils played the first place nationals, the indians played
the twins
>>67186384
>The phighting phils
just stop
>>67186410
Leaveland butthurt as fuck. Call someone else uppity but when they spit truth back, you can't handle it.
>>67186410
What's the matter, don't have a badass nickname for your team?
>>67186521
The reckoning will come.
>sad that I'll miss my first jays game this year because working late
>depressed about them anyway
>no more data on phone so can't even keep up with the score
>get home bummed out as fuck
>it's actually an off day
not sure what to do with these feels now
>>67186111
>implying I wasn't expecting a loss today
Cubes fans just can't seem to handle the White Sox taking away their precious spotlight.
>>67186410
>he's not a phighting phils fan
s.m.h.t.b.h
>>67186693
Feel good that you didn't get home to see yet another loss by the bullpen
>>67177710
Who?
>>67186693
look forward to geting shutout by the rays pitchers
3 games in a row
>>67186884
>Chris Archer
Lel, you good
>>67186772
At least your bullpen didn't give up a grand slam.
>pweeg
>>67186981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-oZWNRohJo
>>67187060
Oh yeah... that game. Yowch.
>>67187214
same game that donny got a salami too, talk about getting eclipsed man fucking shit
Been watching NFL Draft
LGTSS
>Walgreens
>Washitton
>Gnats
>>67188649
Don't forget
>burrs
is mattingly elite
>>67185887
Bingo
>>67172792
>see far right guy
>bill clinton
So now that the whos meme is dead, who's the next meme team?
>Doydoys on pace to get swept by the amrlins
>pooegg
>>67188649
>Gnats
>>67188908
Mets
Going to need to ramp up the memes for the Mariners series
>>67188908
Blowriolels
Eternal 4th placers have no business being in first
>>67189046
Your team will be .500 and most of you will disappear by August.
>>67188861
3 straight NL West Titles
Of course.
The Dodgers are threatening to score. Please send all of your energy to the good guy Marlins so they can complete the sweep
Barry was a good boy, he dindu muffin, it was flaxseed oil, not steroids
>>67189221
Utley HAHAHAHA
>>67189221
Giancarlo heard your prayers senpai
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
tfw no alanna rizzo gf
>>67189770
Post players you want to see go to a new team
>marlels
>The Los Angeles Dodgers
>Lost Angeles
It feels like I just won the World Series or something
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Adored by beta morons
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Attention whore
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Doesn't drink beer
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
just sweep my shit up
Jake Arrietta
>>67190040
Best pitcher in Baseball right now
>>67189996
Don't worry, you guys play the Padres next. Surely you can handle them
>>67190051
*Best pitcher in Baseball Ever
Why can't teams in the west divisions win?
>>67190061
Scary but True
>Cubs decide to create a mascot
>Design him to look like a rapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQZPKagqEao
Who thought this look good and who approved it?
how long before this comes to mlb?
>>67190142
Hopefully never. That would fuck with the pitcher's location.
RIP IN PEACE DEE GORDON
80 GAME BAN
Orioles and White Sox are good. Why is their attendance so shit?
>>67171618
>Jeff PassanVerified account
@JeffPassan
>Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs.
MARLELS
>>67190163
O L D
L
D
M E M E
E
M
E
>>67190175
kek
>>67171618
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 11s11 seconds ago
>Marlins 2B and defending NL batting champion Dee Gordon tested positive for Testosterone and Clostebol, according to MLB. Out for 80 games.
ABSOLUTELY GOT EM
yfw the Phillies win da NLe Ast
THE CITY OF BARRY BONDS
>>67190175
>>67190180
>>67190194
When are they testing Jake Arrieta?
>BONDS BECOMES MARLELS HITTING COACH
>GORDON BUSTED FOR ROIDS
HMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DOYERS
PED GORDON
>PE-Dee Gordon
HOLY SHIT
>MARLELS
>>67190177
Cause they're not good.
Oriolels are eternal 4th placers
and
who?
[Insert Barry Bonds PED joke here]
>Takes PEDs
>Had a career high of 4 homeruns last season
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67190263
>He took 2 (TWO) PEDS (testosterone and clostebol)
>and only had 4 homeruns
LEL
E
L
>Getting swept by the Marlels
>>67190278
NEW
>>67190278
7 EARLY BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
>>67190278
>>67190281
Tbqh the Marlels are all on roids, as it was just confirmed.
>Dee Gordon and Chris Colabello both have out-of-nowhere, crazy-good offensive years
>both busted for PEDs
HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Dee fucking Gordon of all people tested positive for PEDS
Is it pure coincidence, or did MLB purposely announce this ban literally right after the Marlins game?
>>67190235
good one senpai
>>67190284
kill yourself my man
>>67190286
>yfw Ichiro is busted
>Getting caught
Gordon's a fucking amateur desu
>Dee
>>67190295
Was he playing tonight? Too lazy to look up the box score.
>>67190316
Yup, hit the game tying single.
>>67190326
lel
>Doyers
I knew that nigga was juicing as soon as he had that retarded 16 pitch at-bat against Henderson earlier this season
>>67190175
>>67190180
>>67190194
>>67190235
So the Dodgers made a good trade after all.
