FRES OFF THE PRESSES:
MIA:Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs
MIA:Fernandez fans eight Dodgers in victory
ARZ:Rubby De La Rosa fans 10 in shutout win
ATL:Mallex Smith jumpstarts Braves offense in win
BAL:Machado's grand slam helps O's down White Sox
PHI:Nola goes seven scoreless as Phils sweep Nats
CHC:Arrieta wins, sees home scoreless streak end
BOS:Rodriguez (knee) makes first rehab start
CHC:Bryant (ankle) to undergo precautionary MRI
LAA:Angels place Huston Street (oblique) on DL
CWS:ChiSox place David Robertson on bereavment
COL:Pirates vs. Rockies postponed at Coors Field
CHC:Miguel Montero undergoes MRI for back issue
MY FUCKING SIDES
>TAKE 2 (TWO) PEDs
>ONLY HIT 4 HOMERUNS
ABSOLUTELY
KEK
E
K
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any bets on when they bust Arrieta
>>67190278
>inb4 bonds steroid jokes
I wonder what Dee Gordon's farts smell like haha
>previous thread not at 500 replies yet
>new thread
i hope you get busted for PEDs
>tfw crashing and burning
PED Gordon
>>67190301
Never. MLB wills it.
BARRY BONDS
>>67190302
$500 on September
>>67190307
>Danks
R E L A X
>muh home runs
I know this is bait but PEDs are about the extra edge to whatever skills you have
>>67190307
fucking who sox fan crying for attention
PEDees are all that matter right now
>>67190324
Offense scored 2 and left like at least 10 on base. Even if Danks got a QS, it still would have been a loss.
>Getting caught
When will these amateurs get on his level?
Ichiro busted when desu?
>implying everyone in the majors isn't on some type of PEDs
>muh adhd
WHO'S NEXT????????
>>67190329
>PEDees
I like it
>>67190347
ARRIETA
R
R
I
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T
A
>>67190341
>adhd medication
>on the same level as testosterone
cmon nigga
>>67190347
arrieta
>>67190358
it clearly improves performance faggot
>>67190341
>adhd medicine the same as literal raw testosterone
>>67190357
>>67190359
>implying MLB would let anyone from MUH 2016 WS WINNERS get busted
With two in scoring position Abreu could have tied the game, but got walked.
>>67190347
Who necks?
>>67190369
it clearly improves performance faggot
>>67190347
The guy who had to go into full damage control about low-profile allegations.
>Justin VerlanderVerified account
@JustinVerlander
>This PED shit is killing me. If u test positive u need to not play. You shouldn't be allowed to effect games while appealing.
What a bitch
>Dee Gordon
>PED suspension
>8 career homeruns (0 on the young season)
Something doesnt compute lads. Dee got set up
#freegordon
>>67190374
Abreu fucking sucks
>>67190374
>implying abroo isn't broken
Breaking ball down and away
Every pitcher in the league knows it
>>67190388
he's right though.
>>67190372
>implying the cubs even want to win the WS
What happens when they finally do? Everyone's high on them for a few years and then what? They become just another team and there's nothing spectacular about them.
>>67190397
>all these retards bringing up his homerun stats
>>67190388
>effect
DEE DINDU NUFFIN! HE A GOOD BOY!
>>67190388
>effect
>off day
>got to enjoy NFL draft
>Nashitnals lost
>Gordon suspended
what a nice day
>Clostebol (INN), usually as the ester clostebol acetate or clostebol enanthate, is a synthetic anabolic androgenic steroid. Clostebol is the 4-chloro derivative of the natural hormone testosterone.
>It is a weak anabolic steroid which was used by athletes from the German Democratic Republic (East Germany).[citation needed] It is a version of testosterone that is chlorinated so as to prevent conversion to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) while also rendering the chemical incapable of conversion to estrogen.
STOP
USING
OLD
GERMAN
STEROIDS
JESUS YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>67190388
>effect
otherwise good point vrldr
How long before Michael Mike Giancarlo Mikey Stanton gets caught with Barry Bonds' special brand of hitting knowledge?
>>67190397
He could ave taken is first PEDs last week.
He could be so weak e needs PEDs to have MLB caliber strength.
It's really not that hard to believe. Not everyone that juices is Mark McGwire.
>>67190278
>LAA:Angels place Huston Street (oblique) on DL
press F to pay your respects to the Angels' playoff hopes
Barry still ruining baseball
>bonds notorious PED user
>have bonds on your team as a hitting coach
>Dee suspended for PED use
>Dee doing it for free
>>67190433
Sosa was worse than McGwire when it came to taking roids for power reasons tbqh with you Joe
relevant player on a contender needs to be busted desu
What makes you more of an idiot:
taking PEDs
or
getting caught for taking PEDs
>>67190409
>WGN already stopped broadcasting Chicago games nationally in 2014
>Cubs win World Series
>Wrigley Field is finally torn down
They'd wither away pretty quickly.
Now that PEDee Gordon has been exposed, who is the best 2B in the NL?
>>67190412
>Expecting people not to bring up home runs
When you look at all the names tied with steroids and their home run count, the juxtaposition from Dee Gordon is pretty funny. There are clean players that have literally hit the same amount of home runs in one game that Gordon hit in all of last season.
>>67190471
well considering how everyone is on some PED, I'd have to say getting caught is very stupid
>>67190471
how about hiring Barry Bonds as your hitting coach
>>67190388
hes right
>dee needed PEDs to beat the dodgers bullpen
kek
FREE MY NIGGA DEE GORDON
#FREEDEE
>>67190423
>developed in Communist Germany
wew dee
>>67190481
Actually, there are only 16 players in MLB history that have hit 4 homers in a single game.
So there are 16 players that have done what Dee did in a season in one game.
>Everyone hating on Bonds for helping his new team win
>yfw they will never, ever catch Based Barry himself
>>67190471
he wasn't caught, this was all staged
nigga just got paid, and he's an almost recognizable name, MLB is probably paying him a few million for this to look like they're diligent in punishing for PED shit, when they're definitely not
>>67190443
Mormon Jesus will hold it down.
Well at least it's not Jenry Mejia levels of dumb
...yet
>>67190466
<---After After
>>67190498
This is basically an indirect way of catching him tbqh with you Joe.
>tfw drank a coffee at like 6 to work on a project
>can't fall asleep
>>67190471
Getting caught
I knew that nigga was juicing as soon as he had that 16 pitch at-bat against Henderson earlier this season
>>67190513
same except I've been playing The Show
I'm at that pull all nighter or run on 4 hours of sleep part
>tfw hoping for Dee Gordon cost to dip
>>67190518
NATTY
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T
Y
>>67190278
>>67190513
>tfw not getting any help on project
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 4m4 minutes ago
>Dee Gordon signed a five-year, $50M extension this offseason. He'll lose about $1.63M to his suspension. If he stays clean, rest guaranteed.
>markeks
>get home from watching the Dodgers get swept in a 4 game series
>at least I got to see Dee Gordon at Dodger Stadium again
>get home to this
I'm not even mad, just really disappointed.
>>67190526
>>67190533
Dude its cool they signed Stanton for $325 million
So when does Dee issue a statements saying, basically:
>I
>DINDU
>NUFFIN
?
Arrieta PED suspension when?
*crosses fingers*
If Europe built a baseball stadium, it would look like old Tiger Stadium.
>>67190500
There is literally no reason for MLB to be doing this
when are they busting johncarlo stanton
Reminder that Arrieta is all Natty
NATTY
A
T
T
Y
>>67190572
they want fans to think that they're protecting the integrity of the sport but they don't want to bust anyone actually good on a contender
>MLB finds out Gordon roided
>Lets Gordon stay in the game
>He knocks in the tying run
>Only suspend him after the the Marlels win
Based Manfred wanted to see the Doyers swept desu
>>67190580
>so I saw a bunch of Twitter trolls claiming I use steroids, so I just want to go into full damage control by bringing it up
>now that that's off my chest, let's talk about my demands in free agency in over a year
NOT GUILTY AT ALL
>>67190586
>mfw mlb protecting harper/stanton from a 60 homer season
>mfw mlb protecting arrieta as the savior for the cubs by having a complete game shutout on game seven of the eries vs the white sox
>>67190625
vs the who?
>>67190625
>Cubs winning the pennant
They're going to be memed out of it by the Giants desu
>>67190659
>tfw the giants won't make the playoffs and this even year cuck meme can finally die
>getting busted for steroids and not even hitting the ball hard
how sad is Dee Gordon?
>>67190677
>tfw they win the worlds eries and everyone has to deal with San Francisco meming for two more years
>>67190677
>tfw meme magic wills it
>>67190702
>>67190699
I dont know guys I think the mets may outmeme once again
>>67190358
>he's never been the fuck out on adderall
Short term it makes you better at everything, especially a game like baseball where you need quick reactions and intense focus on the ball
>>67190388
>effect
I agree though. You should instantly have to sit even while appealing.
>Tim Brown @TBrownYahoo 3m3 minutes ago
>The Dee Gordon announcement came tonight because he only just dropped his appeal and wanted to tell his teammates what happened.
who would /mlb/ rather have suspended?
Dee: the realest nigga in the majors
Or
Arriets: the cringiest twitter poster
>>67190736
Obviously the nigger.
>>67190736
Trevor Story
>>67190736
The one who failed the drug test
>>67190732
How much of a coincidence you think that he dropped in now after helping sweep the Doyers?
>>67190736
jake "the natural" arrieta
>>67190736
What kind of Twitter wars will Arrieta start when he gets busted? How many batters will he beam when he gets back?
>>67190756
FUCKING THIS
Jesus it is so fucking obvious
>suck at fucking everything except hitting bombs
>>67190778
It's *bean fyi
Who?
Lifelong Jays fan here btw
>>67190890
kek
>Angels of Anaheim
Why do they have to put that? Their name is just the Angels for fucks sake
>inb4 they play in Anaheim
Yes, no shit
>>67190586
>they want fans to think that they're protecting the integrity of the sport
No one's making a big deal about that right now. The integrity of the sport talk is in bat flips and nerd stats
>but they don't want to bust anyone actually good on a contender
That's why they banned the defending NL Pennant winner's closer for life right out of ST
>>67191015
didn't realize they banned familia
So since Dindu Gordon was roiding does that mean we get those 4 losses converted into wins?
>hire Barry Bonds as hitting coach
>best hitter gets busted for PEDs in April
>>67191060
I'm not sure what you're implying. Bonds earned everything he gained through hard work and the most advanced law abiding sports science available, including impeccable nutrition and testing his blood for vitamin and mineral deficiency so we can correct them and he can perform at his absolute best
who else tweeted some banter @FlashGJr ?
>>67191094
you fucking know Bonds took creatine at least def not natural
>>67191141
Next you'll tell me that Marion Jones took steroids. Psshh. Not my fault you're not up to date on the latest in maximizing sports performance
>all this hate on Arietta
Niggas I was his boy when he was in Norfolk in AAA with the Orioles. The most he did was complain about the mound always being fucked up. No steroids, he even volunteered for testing three times during that season.
>tfw he sent me a package filled with Cubs shit when he got traded because he knew I was a huge Cubs fan
shit feels good working in a triple A ballpark, you see old vets fade away, people basically reinvent themselves (like Arietta), and the hottest new prospects fight for roster spots
Post >yfw the source of the roids comes back to Bonds and he gets a lifetime ban
Man, I love CBP, but I still dream of that Center City stadium
>>67191472
Oops, forgot my pic.
>>67191245
Wow that's pretty cool.
>>67190999
Wow the AL West has some weak ass logos, theyre all the same
Nice trips tho famalam, chekt
>>67191486
that pretty nice maybe it will still happen
>>67191527
Considering CBP is only 12 years old, nah.
>>67191543
50 years from now
>>67191486
The only thing about PNC im jealous about is having the skyline in the background.
>>67191563
I like that it's a waterside park too. Imagine if they had a generational lefty slugger. All those water shots
Literally what can stop the Whos from a Worlds Eries?
>>67191563
Maybe. It is in reality not a perfect dream, since the parking would be limited, and it would rely heavily on Public transportation, but Man these center city concepts are great
>>67191600
which stadiums are center city? im triyng to think.
Petco
Busch
PNC......
>>67191600
This concept isnt happening anymore, since this was built on that site
Okay, I love this one too
>>67191653
not a fan of high outfield seating
>>67191673
I'm not a fan of no netting behind home plate. Niggas would be dyin an shit
>>67191673
That's a callback to Shibe park
>>67191689
Man up
>>67190659
I can't wait for the Cubs to eliminate Giants in the playoffs.
I'll have a smile on my face, being a Cubs fan who lives in the Bay Area.
>>67191705
I wouldn't be talking too much shit
>>67191697
thats cool then
>>67191697
wow - such seating
>>67191705
>He thinks his team won't choke in the postseason like they do every time
post proposed ballparks
>Jake Arrieta isn't natty
He always had high velocity. Control was his problem. And his release point was not consistent. If he suddenly added 5 miles to his fastball I'd be with you. But this just looks like mechanics.
>>67191732
Hey man, it was built before 1910. I always have this weird thing where I wish they stuck with Shibe like the Sox stuck with Fenway, or the Cubs stuck with Wrigley, but I think it's pretty clear that was an impossibility. Also, that giant spite fence
>>67191747
Isn't there an entire website dedicated to this?
Proposed Rays Stadium in Carillon
Proposed Labatt Park in Downtown Montreal
for the athletics in San Jose
>>67191773
might like this rays one better
>>67191797
nevermind this is rays
here is san jose
>>67191797
That's not the San JosA's
ANd man, this stadium does a lot for me
>>67191618
>which stadiums are center city?
Jacobs/Progressive Field
>>67191812
>>67191811
>>67191747
Its the only picture I could find. This is current Citi Field, except over the right field they want to open up pic related, a bunch of high rise apartments. I dont remember if this is proposed, or actually happening. Currently, theres literally like 100 old as fuck mechanics. literally all in one location. It looks like 1920s new york.
A proposed Two birds one stone stadium for a NYC Olympic bid, a la Turner Field
Supposedly early plans for Target Field
>>67191796
a another good drawing of labatt
A proposed Marlins stadium before the closure of the Orange Bowl
>>67191856
God fucking dammit I hate Selig and Loria for fucking Montreal over
new fenway
>>67191877
one day my friend
a NOVA stadium to lure the Expos away
>>67191600
>>67191486
>>67191472
hipster would have taken over the phillies fanbase fast,
>>67191653
damn that would have been sexy
a new age this
>>67191697
a downtown kc park
A fucking retractable roof on Yankee Stadium
>>67191910
>Hipsters would've taken over the Phillies fanbase
Eh, I'd take it for those parks
> Reddick
the minnesota dome
>>67191901
nice, no way richmond would get a team though
>>67191773
be nice to have FL spur something original, new age idea with ballparks instead of that abortion in miami
A Portland stadium in hopes of expansion
>>67191930
i like it
Marlins Park for Ants
Some of these are starting to look hilariously dated
bc place was meant for baseball dammit
Apparently the Pirates and Pittsburgh were dead set on this location
what if the A's moved to Sacramento?
>>67191953
my dad does too, i probably just hold a grudge against it because i miss the orange bowl
>>67191971
We'll probably get to that cancelled Sacramento stadium soon
60s toronto
Mestdome
>>67191961
that "ballpark" ruined edgar martinez's legs
brooklyn dome in the 50s
>>67191971
if there wasn't the tech boom in the bay they'd already be in sacramento or vegas.
Cinergy Field in Cincinnati
>>67191997
forgot pic
>>67191967
Yeah, they wanted the water behind it like AT&T if I remember correctly. Such a based park with the river, bridge, and skyline in the background
>>67191984
>dont talk to me or my son ever again
An early 90's San Jose park
>>67192022
Instead we got the Pavement Paradise in Chavez Ravine
>>67191988
was this the place they were going to share with the jets?
60s were the worst.... Detroit
Imagine if the Giants got this pile instead of AT&T
>>67192026
Kek
This is a thing, yes.
>>67192035
No, I don't think so.
>>67192040
all it needs is a coke bottle pham
Here's that wacky White Sox stadium concept. The one that had rotating seats in Center for the Playoffs, and seats that moved to accomodate Football. 1/2
seashell concept for the sox in 86
>>67192062
2/2
>>67191245
>volunteering for testing
>>volunteering for testing
>>67192029
>Instead we got the Pavement Paradise in Chavez Ravine
it's got probably the best view out of any stadium parking lot. solid place for polishing off a 12 pack of tecate before a game
A pretty decent Joisey stadium
vegas?
This is the one where they built a new football and baseball stadium next to each other, and they shared a roof. This is not the only time this concept has been thought of
>>67192040
at least it would be all real baseball fans at giants games. parking lot would be a haze of 2nd hand pot smoke too
Ontario based stadium. Those triangles are the retractable roof
post cool existing stadiums as well. This one is in Broolyn.
>>67191747
I just realized how similar these things are
a proposed dodger stadium reno
Here's another Roof on Wheels concept. This time in Detroit
florida state has a comfy ballpark
isotopes park
Campbell's Field, located in the safest city in America, Camden New Jersey
>>67192129
man, fuck all of that. Dodger stadium is fine the way it is.
ballpark in reno nevada
>>67192144
What better way to get a lovely view of the Needle than for a domed stadium!
>>67192162
Dodger stadium fucking sucks
>>67192159
lel, team just moved out of there
this looks so nice
>>67192146
wish ABQ could have a pro team
The single greatest and worst idea ever conceived. A partially floating stadium in San Diego
salt lake
>>67192200
With Football seats
>>67192200
is that a little football field too?
>>67192178
most fucked up thing is seattle has some of the best summers in the usa yet the mariners were trapped indoors for over 20 years
Final one, a 1914 design for the Yankees
nat bailey
>>67192225
dont stop
Often noted as having the best facilities, Veteran's Stadium
>>67192237
All I got
Post pictures of active MLB legends in the minor leagues
San Jose Giants games are great by the way. They have killer barbecue there and single A games are always dirt cheap
here is a japanese stadium ship
>>67192247
ok me too then
>>67192259
osuna as a vancouver canadian
I can't find a picture of Cole Hamels in Reading, but for some reason I can find one in clearwater
little papi
>>67192339
better one
Bonds never did steroids. Where are the positive tests? What evidence is there other than hearsay in a report with a clear agenda?
Here's Citi Field. For some reason, the designers built this ballpark with Philadelphia Phillie Chase Utley in mind.
>>67192390
Its like the designer built the left and center field wall with a ruler, and tied the pencil to his dick for right field.
>>67190570
>all that foul territory
>>67191618
Wrigley, but it's way north of downtown.
>>67190570
>If Europe built a baseball stadium
it wasn't too long ago that Italy had a thriving baseball league that actually. they'd be getting 10k people in a game. look up those stadiums.
Lot of Inside the parkers here
That cliff is in play
Same with that tree
arrieta busted when?
>T-Thor's nickname is about Norse Mythology, n-not comics!
>>67190567
Never. He doesn't do roids.
>nats vs Phillies highlights on MLB network
>entire highlight is Tanner Roark striking out Phillies
>highlight just ends showing the Phillies won 3-0
What
>>67193582
They're still latched on >Natitude
>>67193148
It's literally the same
>Marlins fan
>Sweep the Dodgers
>Going to a game in less than a week
>Dee is my favorite Marlin's player
>Go to bed
>Wake up
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>67192271
Fund it
>>67192390
This park looks comfy as fuck. One of those parks I need to visit before I die.
>>67191653
This is one of the best I've seen.
Here's a 1985 concept for "Armour Field" for the White Sox. Imagining them starting the neoclassical movement kills me because they were a year early to the party. It also would have a more badass name than "US Cellular Field". Armour Square is the neighborhood just north of the old Comiskey site.
http://afterburnham.com/armour-field/
Were do we go with ballparks now? I think designers will want to go do their own things now that they know what the people want.
>pee gordon
Who is next to be suspended?
>inb4 arrieta
>>67194390
There's this one player that got in front of the media to tell them he's not juicing, even though there were no significant allegations. I can't think of his name, though.
>>67190385
>low profile
> Stephen a smith
Fuck off kike
>mfw Jake Arrieta takes a line drive to the temple today
The future of baseball is bright.