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News:
CHC:Jon Lester whiffs 10 in Cubs' win Friday
MIN:Alex Meyer to start for Twins on Tuesday
OAK:A's promote Sean Manaea for Friday's debut
OAK:Chris Bassitt goes on DL with strained elbow
MIA:Giancarlo Stanton getting a day off Friday
NYM:Yoenis Cespedes (leg) back in lineup Friday
DET:Michael Fulmer recalled for MLB debut
MLW:Brewers option Taylor Jungmann to minors
OAK:A's calling up Jesse Hahn to start Saturday
CHC:Kris Bryant (ankle) not in Friday's lineup
BAL:Orioles sign Wandy Rodriguez to minors deal
MIA:Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs
Mets
is mlb.tv worth buying?
all games until end of the season for 100 bucks
>>67202235
Don't worry. The Sox will go back down to earth sooner or later. We're all just waiting for it huddled up readying our bunkers and anime.
The Cubs though, probably will be up there all year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_suspended_for_performance-enhancing_drugs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_named_in_the_Mitchell_Report
Was integration a mistake? At least 75% of the juicers have been darkies. I doubt Jackie would have wanted this
>>67202579
some people in this genny regret purchasing it
>>67202579
Depends on how much you like baseball and how much free time you have desu
MEME YEAR
jays
great back at the anti-skydome where we can never win a series
>his """""""""""team""""""""" has never even won the world series
>and your best year being able to crawl your way to a .500 record
Sox fans of all people should know pitcher W/L doesn't mean shit. If Danks as a 5th start gave up 3-4 on average over 5-6 innings each time out, that's still offering the team a chance to win. Did you expect the fifth starter to give up 0-1 and go 7-8 on average? No team can have five aces. Even 4 is rare and as we've seen before here, mocked mercilessly.
>yfw game 7 of the worlds eries and Matt fucking Szczur with 2 outs in the 9th and down by 3 hits a walk off granny salami against sale to end the curse
>>67202641
Our year desu
How will you react when the white sox inevitable return to their disastrous form?
>>67202667
4 aces took the Mets to a world series
It's rare that's true but certainly not a thing to be mocked
>>67202539
>yfw Arrieta gets busted for roids and Sale goes down needing TJS
First for crushing despair.
>>67202667
>No team can have five aces.
Except Boston
>>67202667
>h-he's the fifth starter
He's the highest paid player on the team this year. He's not making fifth starter money. He only became the fifth starter when he began collecting the checks and the who's were able to get non-shit players. Stop defending cancer
>>67202722
The feel you are currently feeling is the feel Cubs fans have been feeling since 2009 and now look at where we are.
>>67202704
The same way I've been handling it for the past almost decade...
Anime and group therapy
>>67202750
Forgot to add image
>>67202750
Waiting for the inevitable collapse. Again
Arrieta when
>>67202539
More suspensions could be coming:
https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/726173165278351360
>>67202750
I know and good for you guys, always good to see a team who have been absolute laughing stocks turn it around. Except the Gnats. Fuck the Gnats :^)
>>67202579
i got the mlb at bat app so i can listen to the radio streams. i just found out i can stream the actual games on my phone which is pretty based desu. im going to order a usb to hdmi cable so i can view them on my TV. im also going to root my phone to fake the gps so i can watch the local games.
the phone app is only 20 bucks.
>>67202777
Adam Eaton
So what would happen to the City of Chicago if the Sox and Cubs played each other in the World Series?
Riots, shootings, looting, etc?
>>67202808
Think you nailed it Maple.
>>67202808
what would happen if you asked the same question every thread?
>>67202808
Sox win again. Riots in Boystown
>>67202777
>yfw it's Trout
>>67202703
We do have one glaring weakness so far this year though, and that's our 4-5 starters. Hopefully Peavy and Cain can at least get their shit together enough to pitch at least okay. If they do, it's most definitely our (even) year
>>67202808
No riots but probably a lot of drunken brawls and shit
>>67202808
>Riots, shooting, looting
But Canada, thats what happens everyday in Chicago
>>67202832
I dunno, maybe I'll do that and we'll see what happens.
Guys
>>67202840
I can only dream.
>>67202777
Michael Pineda and Chase Headley please
In a city like New York and Chicago is it kosher to be a fan of both the national league and American league team?
>>67202789
You only say that because you don't remember the Giants being a laughingstock. Which means you were born roughly before 2000 making you underage b& you shit.
Which ws matchup would the general hate the most?
Cubs- white sox
Even years memes - anyone else
Mariners-natd
>>67202931
Jays Expos
>>67202918
Hell fucking no
>>67202931
Phillies vs. Rangers
>>67202777
>Mfw ARod again.
>>67202977
I would kek for a week
>>67202918
>Chicago
Nope
>NYC
depends or the borough
>LA
Everyone does it.
>>67202579
It's worth it. Luckily I got it for free
>>67202918
no, but it used to be in the early years of the game
>>67202918
Not at all
>>67202931
>most hate
Yankees-giants
Rags-Dodgers
Will he ever recover?
>>67202925
Still didn't bother me when they did. I actually enjoy and respect the Sport in general. But way to infer pointlessly.
>yfw Freddie Freeman gets caught taking PEDs
>>67202802
are you sure about that. I know in the past (last year) at bat just had a free game of the day
you sure you didn't pay for all of mlbtv? or maybe your on tmobile and they just have that deal since they're MLB sponsors
>>67203014
Pls no.
>>67203012
LOW
AND
AWAY
BREAKING
BALL
Hi guys
WIth the $109 MLBTV package, can I get local broascasts of fames, or am I still limited to away broadcasts? What happens if the away home team is close enough to my market?
>>67202931
Any Chiraq team, KC or SF again, any LA team, Rags, or 5 Aces. Anyone else is ok
>mfw Bonds finally gets busted as a coach
>>67202748
quit being a fucking retard
>>67203054
>any chiraq
What's wrong with the whos?
Will Odubie do it again?
>>67203105
All the Cubs fans for life will bandwagon the fuck out of them
>>67203040
>mfw the orioles broadcasters last night were saying he was a good breaking ball hitter
>mfw no face
>>67202918
It's totally fine.
>taking the red line to work when there's a day game
i feel like dying
>>67202977
I hope so. Old fuck needs to retire.
>>67203054
>>67203001
>>67202959
>All these Rangers haters
So do you guys hate everything that has to do with Texas or just the Rangers in particular?
>>67203101
>resort to name calling
>still defending the cancer known as john danks
oh wow
Who else /PNC Park/ here?
>This Devin Travis montage
>>67203245
I don't hate the Rangers at all. In fact, I want them to succeed, since they have my second favorite player in baseball
>>67202985
>>67203237
It would become one of the dankest memes of all time, at least for stupidity, maybe for no fucks gibbon.
>>67203245
>Rags
It's just for the memes
Who's O's thread where?
Jays and Rays
>>67203358
>>67203358
Yankees vs Red Sox were?
Any hope for an Injuns v Philthies thread?
>>67203026
yeah i thought i accidentally paid for the full MLB.TV. I even checked my bank statements and tried streaming through the ps4 app.
i couldn't stream there but no problems with my phone. I can watch all games not just the free game of the day. just can't stream the black out games which is what im trying to fix now.
Mets vs. Giants
>>67203027
>>67203027
>>67203026
also: i have att but its through an unlocked phone. maybe they think i have T mobile?
Sox Os!
>>67203479
>rags
who else /cautiously optimistic/ here?
>>67203629
me
t. white sox fan
>>67203613
Yankees vs Red Sox.
>>67203644
>3d
that's fucking disgusting
>>67203644
>sox fan
>3d
Hu
>>67203666
t. homosexual
>>67203644
eva notty is pretty gross and awful at porn.
Decent face, I guess.
What did he mean by this?
>basshit on DL
>hahn back
>fuld out for season; shoulder surgery
>mlb debut for some fat samoan
>probably gonna wake up the lastros
Crashing down back to earth desu
>>67202539
(repost from previous thread b/c fuck it)
fuck, man, this one hurts. i'm a Miami native and Dee had that good guy appeal and dat batting average. sucks for him to go down this way. oh well, i guess we now know how he go this percentage so high last season.
>>67204979
Youk is projecting so hard
>>67205006
Oh and Balfour retired.
goodnight sweet prince
>>67205157
Yeah he sounds like Jake Arrieta.
>king on the mound
>its friday
>going to order pizza
can it get any better bros
>>67205006
4 ip 6er for manaeaeaeae tonight?
>>67205261
Blowjob after pizza?
Angels stock selling low right now lads, get on the bandwagon while you can
>>67205382
>wanting to bandwagon the los angeles anaheim trouts
>>67205327
>tfw no gf
>>67205423
Ill be your gf for some of that pizza
are rags going to make a game thread or wait until they have a lead to start shitposting
>>67205491
lewd
>prospect writers thought this junkballer was a sure bet as a mid-rotation starter
friendly reminder that prospect writers are retards who just scout box scores and repeat what other people tell them. everything owens has shown so far in his career is that he is the prototypical AAAA lefty starter. i don't care if he throws a cg after i post this he's still fucking garbage. if he wants to be mid-rotation starter he can go the mexican league he'd fit right in.
>T___KS
>d-dallas is a baseball town guise
>>67206046
>califags always talking shit
umps hate angels as usual
>>67204979
>implying Youkilis never juiced
>>67206152
>leafs
Angels rangers playing
Who do i hate more?
>>67206210
4chan is retarded and thinks I'm in Canada when I'm actually in East Texas.
>who else tornado warning here?
>>67206239
rangers
>>67206277
Nice try canadia
>dee gordon
GOTTA GROW FAST
You can only respond to this post if your team has a win percentage above .750.
NOT SO FAST WHITE SUX
>>67206367
Post her feminine penis
>>67206333
Nah, it's been doing this for like 3 weeks now. wunderground.com and google maps shows the correct location but when I come to /sp/ it slaps a Canada flag on my posts for some reason.
I've been meaning to take advantage of the situation and do some quality false-flag trolling but I just can't motivate myself to do something so pointless.
>>67206367
Gross
Are the mest elite?
Or is peavy just shit
>>67206367
These are the kinds of posts Detoilet fans were making last April. It worked out so well for them
>>67206662
Both senpai
>>67202579
I really like MLB.TV you can connect with 4 different IPs at once so i split it with some guys from work for 30 bucks a year
Mest murderimg the giants
>>67202777
These are probably the "whispers" he was talking about in that press conference. He's the type of guy that would lie about that and appeal 6 times.
>>67202918
you are a nigger faggot if you root for the rival teams in your own same city
>>67202989
fuck off those people are faggots I chose the O's as my AL team because they are all the way on the other side of the country
Who /12runinning/ here?
The Giants have given up 12 runs in this inning
>>67206662
>PV away from his marine layer havens of Petco and ATT
I'll let the who's answer this
I seriously dont hope the dodgers think people will show up to games in they lose 5 in a row
>Muh even year
FULMER CONFIRMED DECENT STARTER
MESTS BTFO
ALC SHOOK TO DEATH
>>67202931
STL-NYY
>>67206662
mest are fucking legit but they had some help of course. the NL east is not even going to be a contest.
>>67207358
i feel for this guy if he is a lifelong.
>be little kid and have your senators taken from you
>baseball comes back and you get bryce harper
>still no ring
>J12NTS
Peavy needs to go to the Padres
>WHO SUX
LOL
>I picked the Nationals to win the NL East
I will literally track down and burn the fedora of everyone who unironically thought that the corner of depressed & injured would be better than your 2015 National League champions this season. Never "pick" Walgreens.
>PED Gordon
>>67202579
I live out of my team's market so it's very worth it to me. $100 a year to see my boys play across the country is money well spent.
>>67207743
Peavy needs a season ending injury and to get the fuck off of >my team, or to get his shit together at record speed
Soto is the man.
>>67206239
fuck 'em both, shitattlebro
>tfw no qt czech gf
>>67208357
>"I am friends with a division rival."
There is nothing more repulsive than AL West """baseball""".
>>67208357
who is this demon of semen?
>>67208412
>
fuck the memeiners
>>67208417
some bad bitch
>>67207438
You'd be surprised how many people in the DC area have an affinity for the Twins for these reasons.
Will Peavy retire after this year?
>>67207055
>monkeyball broship homo who unironically likes the spiccers calling anyone else a nigger faggot
>tfw waiting patiently for urias to come up and help the memepen
Buck truck rolls on
>Arrieta holds press conference to deny "allegations" about PEDs
>it turns out it was people on twitter and "whispering" MLB players
>now it turns out there's a list of players getting released next week, which is probably what those "whispers" were about
>Arrieta is the type of guy that would lie about something he knows he'd get caught with
How nuts will /MLB/ go when they announce this child is juicing?
>>67208776
It'll be palmeiro tier
>Pooholes
kek
>Angels basestanding
Why
>>67208909
Nice nubs.
>>67208909
>several Yankees players
Fuck yes get the fuck out Headley, Pineda, and CC.
JUST
>>67209068
>le even year meme
>>67209068
SUCK
>>67209068
It's only the end of April. The turn around is coming soon.
THE EVEN YEAR DYNASTY ROLLS ON
>The White Sox were considered threatening enough by Hollywood to be cast as the villain team in multiple AL baseball movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g545LhuEnI
HUE HUE HUE
>>67209144
This is so cringy. Jint memes are objectively terrible.
>The Pirates will never lose again
Have the Whos been exposed?
>>67209285
I love how much you hate the Pirates.
>>67209180
I noticed this as a kid. Angels in the Outfield, Major League...
Pissed me off as a White Sox fan.
>>67209303
>bottom of rotation loses two on the road to a 9-1 team at home, just after a 6 game win streak shutting down two of the best offenses in the AL
No. That's just as ridiculous of a statement as the ones already claiming they're a playoff team.
royals mariners
>>67209426
>>67209426
>>67209211
Memes in general are objectively terrible. That doesn't change the fact that >we win every other year and >you don't win shit
Ichiro got his 500th steal
also no hitter watch by adam conley
>Dubs and Moose will lead the league in dongs
>>67209615
Dubs and memestakas will tear his ACL tonight
PETER BOURJOS HIT ALERT
BASED BOURJOUS
>>67209609
also the marlins hit into a triple play
A's/lastros where
>>67209609
Also Prince Fielder got his 1000th RBI
>>67209701
When you make one
>>67209735
no
>lastros in charge of stealing
>he "has stuff"
>>67209634
>>67209615
dubs and youre both cunts
>Alex Speier @alexspeier 12m12 minutes ago
>The Yankees had been 5-0 when leading after 6 innings. Sox' first win of the year when tied or trailing after 7; they had been 0-9.
>KEKEES
OH
MY
DEAR
SIDES
It's a shame the Brewers are going to get embarrassed while wearing those gorgeous unis
>>67209804
>he "works his pitches"
100 pitches for this conley fella, do they let him go the distance
>>67209804
"stuff" is a thing in baseball whether you can recognize it or not.
Doesn't mean you'll be a good pitcher, just means you have the potential because of your ability.
>>67209903
yes
no one deserves to feel this
>>67209891
>he doesn't throw, he pitches
>young pitcher on the mound
>"he has the poise of a veteran"
>>67209939
>"stuff" is perfectly descriptive
>>67209990
oh my bad, I forgot youre a tripfaggot. Simplified descriptions of something you can understand from context is not enough for your autism. You need some pedantic over-qualification of something for you to understand it.
>>67209939
So "stuff" is a word you use to defend a pitcher with no evidence?
>>67210091
>Simplified descriptions of something you can understand from context is not enough for your autism. You need some pedantic over-qualification of something for you to understand it.
Analysts say "his stuff is ok" and nothing else. Relax you giant faggot it was a meme
Is it suicide time now?
>>67210191
>16-8
The whos fans kept telling us they would come crashing down.
They were right.
based howard
>>67210191
are you retarded or merely pretending?
>116 pitches
he's not going to make it senpaitachi
AHAHAHAHA
PULLING YOUR PITCHER WITH A NO HITTER GOING AND ONLY 4 OUTS TO GO
DONNY BASEBALL THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67210191
>2 losses
>afterr 6 straight wins
R E L A X
mattingly a faggot
mattingly removed conley 7.2 innings into a nono
Pitch counts are fucking gay
damn, pulled
RYAN HOWARD STRIKES AGAIN
>muh pitchcount
Go fuck yourself, Mattingly
I hope the Marlins get blown the fuck out now just like the Dodgers did.
He didn't even looked tired.
That was dumb call. Let him pitch till he get a hit, at least, damn it.
Remember that time the Phillies pulled Cole Hamels during a No hitter after 6?
Anyone have a stream of the Marlins game?
brewers better win now because of that fucking dumb decision.
Mattingly you absolute faggot
With the Orioles exposing the who sux, does this mean they're the best team in the AL?
>rags
116 pitches with 4 outs to go isn't even that egregious. Even so, one long game isn't going to ruin his entire career. And if you're still that worried about long term health then just sit him for his next start.
I can't imagine this sits well with Conley at all. A lot of pitchers might feel like they're being "betrayed" by their manager if that happened to them. And I'm sure it's also a shot to their confidence.
>that should be a hit right there
>the city of the brewers commentators
>>67210660
he'll be fine unless he's a little bitch faggot
>>67210624
>no sale
>no quintana
>no latos
Nah
ALC having nightmares about Tigers' lineup
I wonder if/when the Phillies are going to change their uniforms. I get that these are throwbacks to the 1950s, and I really like them(I think they hover around top 5), but I just feel like Phail and Klentak will try to make this team theirs in EVERY way possible
>>67210624
Eternal 4th Placers are a fraudulent team that will end up 4th in the American League East standings by the end of the regular season.
Mark.
My.
Words.
>>67210800
Hoping for permanent 80's unis.
>>67210191
>6 game winning streak
>Hawk starts announcing again
>2 game losing streak
Hmmmmmmmm
Rags still one strike away
>>67210513
yea but hamels wanted to come out that game, he was over 100 pitches and only six innings in
>Scott LauberVerified account
@ScottLauber
>To those who don't want him to retire, Ortiz says, "If I get bored I'll just call up the Red Sox and tell them to activate me again."
BASED
>>67210830
It would be cool if the Phillies were the only team to wear the Blue Road uniforms, but there'd have to be changes. Those 80's as fuck striping on the sides would have to go, and the numbers would probably be modernized
>>67210839
stay buttmad Anglel fans
>>67210800
I wish we'd bring back maroon and powder blue instead of the red and blue they use now. too many teams are using their color scheme
>>67210927
fuck you the stripes stay or philly riots. jesus next youll want pinstripes gone
>>67210834
It's the Cruse of the Blackhawks against the White Sox for stealing their mojo during the playoffs. Sox are fucked and ruined it for the Blackhawks.
Time to show you're a true Chicagoian and cheer for the Cubs.
inb4 this fucc nigga blows Conley's no hitter
>>67210811
Who's fifth?
>>67211194
idk tbqh with you Joe, but I would honestly hope its the cuckees.
>FISH
You know who could've caught that soft liner by Lucroy?
Dee Gordon
Good.
Combined no-hitters suck.
>>67211062
I'm actually glad you post because it's nice to show everyone that Cubs posters are the worst posters.
>>67211247
It should be. Who the fuck do they even have?
Gordon woulda had that one
Fuck this nigga
>>67211282
A whole bunch of 95 year olds.
And an """""""""""""""""'elite"""""""""""""""""""" bullpen
>>67211062
>cubes fans talking about curses
That ottoman humor again
>>67211247
At first I thought it'd be Tampa but they have an elite rotation. Idk if they will win the division but they'll stick around.
>>67211269
Truth
That Mariners no hitter a where they used like 100 pitchers was one of the worst things I ever saw
>>67211346
They always have an elite rotation.
Since fucking forever. But their batting lineup is literally AA tier.
>>67211363
>Since fucking forever
Let's not go crazy. Do you remember how shit they were before 2008?
Phillies are fucking ELITE
>>67211313
welcome to modern baseball. even pitchers who can toss more than 100 in a game are pulled because 100 has become some sort of ridiculous benchmark. its this league-wide concept that all pitchers work the same way
Based Phillies do it again
>>67211402
by "fucking forever" i meant "since Price's first season and they've had great pitchers ever since"
but ya
>yfw the marlins lose
>>67211449
Fucking outlandish bullshit that 100 pitches is the magic number. Where did this arbitrary number even come from?
>>67210800
I like their new alternate uniforms.But yeah the current uniforms are boring.
>>67211531
it was 116 though
>>67211498
>implying that would be surprising or inprobable
>>67211498
as a fan of the marlins, i hope they do lose after that fag took out a no-hitter pitcher
>>67211577
>6 run lead in the 9th
>with a no hitter going
>against the brewers
even for the marlins it is very improbable
>>67211531
Our number system is based off of 10, and 100 is 10 groups of 10.
>Phillies have a better record than the Methinals
>>67211616
i dont believe you
is it happening guys?
walk off grand slam fucking please
in b4 walkoff grand slam
>The Phillies, as of 11:11 PM EST has more wins than any team in the NL West
you fucking blew it broors
Can the Rockies just start playing all their games in Phoenix? Fuck Coors, they've been crushing ball in Chase Field this season.
>>67211763
>worst team in the majors they said
How big of a deficit can a team have before it becomes better to just stop watching? 5 runs?
>>67212052
>before it becomes better to just stop watching
>quitting on your team
How about you go jump off a bridge first m8.
>>67212052
tbqh by 1 i already start considering it
>The Phillies have a better record than the entire NL West
>Would be tied for first in the AL West
Why does the West coast suck at baseball?
>>67212070
Just a neutral fan watching baseball m8
Not rooting for either team
>>67212076
This dbacks game doesn't look too hopeful, will switch to doyers instead if there's no action in bottom 5th
>>67211279
To bad we're winning the Worlds Series this year.
>>67212358
>Cubs last win World Series in 1908
>Arizona still a territory in 1908
>Arizona achieves statehood in 1912
>Arizona receives MLB team in 1998
>Arizona Diamondbacks win World Series in 2001
>Cubs...???
>>67212410
Keep going. It's working.
>>67212410
This false hope. It's adorable
>>67212152
if not a fan then usually 5 runs is about where I switch off, but maybe not in a game between the diamondbacks and rockies
>>67212440
will win several times in the near future
>The leprechaun at the Phillies game was named Patty O' Furniture
>Dbags starting "pitching"
>blue jays
>>67212887
me in the middle
>>67212466
Currently
>Best record in Baseball
>Top tier manager
>74+ run differential
>leading league with 114 walks
>Top tier pitching staff
>2.46 ERA
>Most of the players on the roster normally don't preform well in April.
>While one of our top sluggers is kill
Keep hoping Arrieta will be busted for Roids, it's the only hope you have to cling to now.
>>67212905
you forgot
>will make it through april without losing back to back games
>>67212905
No, my hope is that no matter how mush you dominate the regular season, a humongous collapse awaits you just like last year.
By the way, Schwarber got injured because Joe Maddon is a shitty coach.
>>67212901
h-hi y-you look nice
Feeling comfy tonight.
>>67213003
i can feel how uncomfortable that bed is just by looking at it
>>67211708
That probably won't last long anon.
>>67212976
yeah nah
he gets hurt in the outfield and Joe Maddon is foolish to play him there
had he been hurt as a catcher at a play at the plate, you'd say Maddon would be dumb to put him there too
>>67213003
>sleeping with your head that close to the door
If your favorite sports team is on this list, you have confirmed patrician taste in sports.
>Arizona Dbags
>Atlanta Barves
>Baltimore Oriolels
>Boston Red Sux
>Shitcongo Cusb
>The Whos of Shitcongo
>Cincinnati Resd
>Cleveland Injuns
>Colorado Rookies
>Detroit Tiggers
>Houston Asstros
>Kansas Shitty Roylels
>Analslime Anglels
>Los Angeles Doyers
>Miami Marlels
>Milwaukee Broors
>Minnesota T___s
>New York Mest
>New York Bankees
>Chokeland Pathetics
>Shittsburgh Pierats
>Philadelphia Phillels
>San Diego Madres
>Shitattle Memeiners
>San Francisco Jints
>St. Louis Methinals
>Tampa Bay Rasy
>Texass Rags
>Toronto Blow Gays
>Walgreen's
>>67212976
>My hope
Which is all your team has.
>>67213003
Why would you sleep with your head that close to the door?
>>67213038
That's because he's a fat fuck that belongs in the AL
>>67213081
Why would that bother me?
>>67213055
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67213062
>cubes fans talking about hope
The Ottomans had hope.
>>67213093
Devil Ray fags still this butthurt Maddon that left their shit state to go to a better franchise.
>>67213003
>how to prove you're a lonely virgin
>>67213093
see this, you keep moving the goal posts to try to turn a freak injury into someone's fault
>>67213192
I was talking about Schwarber. He can't field for shit and his career is over now because he tried just that.
>>67213135
It would take less than a second for some burglar to slice your throat in your sleep. You wouldn't even be able to defend yourself.
>>67210779
>ALC having nightmares about Tigers' lineup
Hi there
>>67213266
Why couldn't you faggots beat the lillies? Fucking cleveland.
>>67213003
nice senpai
>dbags
>>67213266
Hi, are you here to overcome your nightmares? Take a seat over there
>>67213003
>I sleep in a single bed that looks like it belongs to a child, do you?
https://twitter.com/BruceWolfChi/status/726223619043561472
>His team's head coach doesn't carry around a snow leopard.
I bet he didn't hire a magician for them either.
>>67213216
oh please who the fuck would care about that
>>67213244
Can you guess what's in the nightstand?
>>67213266
>tfw roadtrip since then
I think every game thread I've started has been a walkoff.
>>67213387
can you shoot a gun in your sleep?
>>67213322
edgy
>>67212905
>look up who the Cubs have played
>1 potential playoff team + the Dbacks, everyone else has no hope of .500
>>67213387
Unless you're an incredibly light sleeper, having a gun doesn't matter especially when your head is that close to the door.
>>67213455
it doesn't matter how close your head is to the door you fucking autist
>>67213003
>>67213374
The only grown adult I've ever seen with a bed like this is George Costanza
it's settled. Anon, a burglar is probably gonna kill you in your sleep.
>>67213322
He's a conservative talk radio host, so he gets to keep his job.
https://twitter.com/BruceWolfChi/status/726223619043561472
>shitcongo mad they've been exposed
>>67213537
It's funny that conservatives allow free speech yet they're vilified by the media and sheep
>>67213574
>say something disagreeable
>people immediately searching your employment to get you fired
why do people willingly sign up to social media
>>67213594
>Makes fun of a guy who died due to police brutality
>WHY'S EVERYONE MAD?
>>67213621
Why do people willingly post stupid, inflammatory, offensive shit on social media under their real names?
>>67213624
People also have the right to be angry. But it's just an edgy /b/ tier joke.
>>67213651
why even have the shit in the first place if you have to hold back
>a social facade you get to live 24/7
wow awesome
>>67213624
>hit his head falling
>police brutality
Pick one.
>>67213709
I mean, it's not that hard to not be a shitty person.
Recognizing when your own thoughts are shitty and working to make them not-shitty is an ordinary thing that reasonable adults do.
>>67213358
da fuck is going on here?
>>67213714
>hit his head falling
>Believing the police report
>>67213743
What does it look like? Jon Maddon is carrying around a Snow Leopard at the warning track of Wrigley Field.
who else /npb/ tonight? Watching Fukuoka Hawks vs Seibu Lions.
>>67213790
Wrong thread.
San Jose doesn't even have a baseball team, what the fuck are you doing?
>>67213737
you're one of these dox faggots i bet
its funny that twitter has made it so easy
>>67213814
stream link?
>>67213815
sorry
pls no bully
>>67213751
How about the medical report?
>>67213848
Welp, go shorks, anyway.
Hoping Wardo gets one.
>>67213843
vaughlive .tv/ myamuseibu
D-Bags getting BTFO'd. Can we start calling Chase field Coors 2.0?
>>67213858
>On May 1, 2015, the medical examiner's report ruled Gray's death a homicide.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/02/us/freddie-gray-autopsy-report-given-to-baltimore-prosecutors.html?_r=0
Even /pol/ does a better job of trying to argue a lie than you.
>>67213895
miyamuseibu is the right one kek
>>67213853
Why not?
>>67213895
>>67213924
doesn't work famfam
>>67213957
Wouldn't it make more sense to have... I don't know, a bear?
>>67213987
reeeee vaughnlive.tv/ miyamuseibu
>>67213815
>San Jose doesn't even have a baseball team
>>67213915
Did you read it? That sounds a lot more like neglect. The medical report stated his injury was similar to diving in shallow water.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/freddie-gray/bs-md-ci-freddie-gray-back-injury-20151231-story.html
SERIOUSLY FUCK KEN GILES
LIKE FUCKING 6 OF THE 10 GAMES HE PITCHED IN HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSING US THE GAME
>>67213994
Those things tend to get big, and much harder to control.
>>67214019
thx lad
>The city of Ken Giles
Philly absolutely cucked Houston
>>67214019
Jap baseball is always such fun. We need more brass bands and cheering in MLB
>>67214090
Jeff Luhnow did some good things in Houston, however I still cannot fathom how the people in the front office of Houston thought that trade was anywhere near worth it, even if Ken Giles pitched the same way he did the last season I just don't think the amount of players equaled his worth.
>>67202539
Wow, Wandy Rodriguez is still in baseball.
>>67214072
Pretty sure a baby bear (cub) is a hell of a lot smaller a fucking leopard.
>>67214164
And what happens to a cub after enough time?
damn nice catch
eat shit royals
>>67213871
THANKS FOR THE MEME MAGIC SENPAI
WARDO
A
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D
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This gets funnier each time I post it
>give up 1 hit
>lose
>>67214099
It's one of the reasons I want to visit Japan to get a beer from the girls with the Asahi kegs on their backs
>roylels
>1-5 in last 6 games
>MUH PECOTA SUX
>>67214134
Lunhow got greedy when the Astros went streaking last summer, and probably jumped the gun on dealing prospects. I'm going to kek so hard when the astros miss the playoffs and become irrelevant again. The meme will die
BASED FUCKING MARTIN
>>67214194
They get injured, turn into alcoholics, beat their wives, and flame out of the league?
>>67212901
Same LOL
>>67214330
You're thinking of cardinal players.
>With that win, the #Mariners (12-10) are guaranteed to finish April w/ record over .500 for first time since 2007, second in a dozen seasons
>>67213055
it hurts my head trying to figure out which team isn't on there. unless its a clever ruse in which I have been ensnared in
I thought the Royals were supposed to be good
>>67214445
they are good
they pitched a one hitter tonight
>>67214487
So they won?
>>67214099
>>67214257
Their stadiums are cool, too. They do the dome thing much better than we do in North America.
>on pace to win 125 games
>more errors than hits
>win
watch out rags
>>67214521
dont worry about it
>>67214532
Not anywhere near as good as the 8th wonder of the world
>>67214244
>that pic
>today's result
>>67214487
>against the memeiners
Wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
new day, gentlemen
>>67214532
>cookie cutter domes with turf and outrageous foul territory
technologically their stadiums are advanced, but architecturally they're decades behind
>>67214586
>Blow the lead late against the riot birds
What do you have to be smug about Who?
>>67214622
KC bros need some power \o/
>>67214537
>on pace to get 125 wins and get swept in NLCS
>>67214654
You seem to be frustrated with the team you've never heard of.
>lastros
>lastros
LMAOOO
>lastros
>what if Kemp hit a game winning hr off the dodgers when he goes to the padres?
>actually fucking does
You may only reply to this post if your team is in the best division in baseball.
>>67214784
I heard they suck dick in a fight.
>>67214906
lol
>>67214906
>N Least
Literally who is even decent in that division?
who /hitless/ with RISP for like 4 games here?
>sunny d gordon
>it's a babby league pitcher tries to make it in the big boy league but fails episode
I love seeing Giles, Kimbrel, and all these """"""""elite"""""""" NL meme pitchers getting exposed against real competition.
>>67214921
That was a cheap shot by the biggest pussy to ever play the game.
>>67214943
Mat Latos
>>67214937
>hire bonds
>suddenly players get busted for roids
hmmm
>>67214963
Lucky meme pitcher on a lucky meme streak. You really think fucking Matt "I played for 3 different teams last year" Latos can sustain his play lmao? Collapse is imminent my friend.
so do we all agree the Astros blew their load 2 seasons early and all it got them was an embarrassing alds exit?
>>67215046
Pretty much.
>lastros
Like baseball? Like Beer? Try NPB baseball!
>>67213313
I'm having nothing but good dreams about that 3 game sweep and that 0-13 from Miggy, including a foul popup with the bases loaded in a 6-3 8th inning game. So clutch
>>67215122
do i get to grope her while she pours it?
>Two times this year a team has been one-hit and won. One of them Felix Hernandez lost, one of them Felix Hernandez won.
>>67215264
baseball gods are weird
Based Martin
>>67215403
make it smaller
daily reminder that the memeiners have never even been to an eries
never
not once
the state of washington has never hosted an eries game
>>67215460
>give up 1 hit
>lose
>>67215403
Did you make this from a gif?
>>67215403
here's video
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/30/641287383/1461992693404/asset_1200K.mp4
Reminder that the Armour Square White Sox fans are so unbearable, they beat up each other with the help of Chicago Cubs fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezq74iVMi8w
>>67215489
yes, I am drunk as shit and using an online webm converter
if you want high quality, I am not the one. :^)
Who else /drunk/ and /NPB/here?
>>67214622
Not only are you a colossal faggot for forcing this meme, you didn't even vote for the right Chicago catcher
>>67215674
http://www.wintv24.com/channel_view.asp?ch_no=11
get in
just got back from the mariners game too famalam
>>67216090
whats ur npb team senpai, chiba lotte here
i got to see martin literally save our ass, holy shit that play was based, gg royalbros
>>67216104
SEIBU LIONS
>>67215122
>>67216172
>>67216090
>a qt3.14 japanese girl will never serve me beer at a baseball game
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15428804/five-things-learned-dee-gordon-ped-suspension
>The testing might not be perfect and won't ever be perfect -- but it's getting better all the time. Or at least it's catching users who never would have gotten caught before.
>And without going all biology class on you, the testing has gotten more precise in other ways, too -- at least in picking up even microscopic levels of known PEDs and in detecting elevated testosterone levels.
>So there are indications, from what we've seen over the past few weeks, that MLB is now nabbing players who might well have been using these same substances for years without detection. And because of that, some folks were whispering Friday, "there's more coming" just like Gordon.
Interesting read, if I do say so myself.
lastros
lastkees
AL West predictions, bros?
>>67216449
MARINERS
MARINERS
MARINERS
MARINERS
MARINERS
>>67216449
Mariners win da West
Phillies are 9-14 based on pythag runs.
Cardinals are 15-8
>>67216500
Im so glad there are people to calculate records instead of watching teams actually play the games
>>67216518
mlb.com/mlb/standings IS SO FUCKING HARD TO LOOK AT!!! FAGGOT NERDS
>>67216449
Texas
Mariners (WC2)
Angels
Astros
A's
>>67216540
what the fuck are you trying to say buddy?
>>67216572
im sayin succ my cocc
A's - Phillies is the Series we deserve.
>>67216449
Either Rags or Memes will win.
explain to me why people pick the cubs over the mets for the NL? especially when the mets spanked the cubs when it mattered already.
>>67216621
why would you try to predict a hypothetical NLCS in April? playoffs are entirely random
>>67216172
fucking mejia man, he hacks
kuriyama is also bretty gud
>>67216633
i mean early season predictions that were made
>>67202802
This is what I do. I don't live in my team's State anymore (Rockford IL), so 20 bucks is a steal for radio broadcasts.
hey guys, longtime royals fan here, been watching them since about august of 2014
these last 4 games have been pretty shitty, any other good teams i should watch?
Athletics are for real. Stomper / Charlie O. 2016
>>67216689
If you enjoy meth with your games, I would say the Cardinals
>>67216713
FWIW watching baseball on amphetamines is the best.
Aside from jerking off on amphetamines, which is the actual best.
>>67216566
This opinion is unprecedentedly shit
Just looked at the standings and every team in the NL west is either at or below 500. None of them are above .500.
>>67216792
whats your opinion buddy?
sorry youre an anglels fan
that cubs run differential
>>67216834
>run differential
>>67216870
who are you quoting
>>67202991
How?
why are people here so averse to statistics? is it mostly football fans?
>>67216950
It's just people trying to pretend they're not autistic
>>67216884
you bby
>The Kansas City free wins
holy shit the braves suck
>>67217149
>b-but the prospects
God it hurts to see my team like this. I hope to god the rebuild works, I miss Bobby Cox senpai
>>67217181
Simmons is amazing btdub
>>67216090
Yo... 200 yen a beer... that's like $1.88 for a cup of beer... at a baseball stadium....
>>67217316
My local indy team has $2 beer on Thursdays. Also drinking to get trashed probably isn't as much a thing there. Casual dudebros going to your local big league park are dumb enough to pay $8-14 for one beer, so teams gouge the fuck out of the prices
>>67216950
I like statistics, but I hate when math nerds that never played the game try to figure out or even change the game with numbers. Fucking xFIP shouldn't exist, but there are people out there that think forcing weak contact is flukey or somehow a bad thing.
>>67216834
>running up the score against the resd
>#wearegood
Can we ban Cubs posters until the All Star Break?
>>67214072
>implying you could control a fully grown snow leopard
yeah, nah
quick, /mlb/!
post obvious juicers until we're at the bump limit!!
>>67221758
PILATES
PLANTS
>>67221758
Youkilis
Verlander
Arrieta
All this projecting by guys that thought they would never get caught.
>>67221758
>>67221813
trout looks like he's been pumped full of gear since the womb
>all of sudden 4 nl east teams are above .500
>>67221904
delete this NOW
>taijuan walker
>doesn't walk anybody
>>67220633
>xFIP
get with the fucking time, grandpa. we're using kwERA now
http://www.hardballtimes.com/kwera-the-starting-point-for-pitcher-evaluations/
>>67221945
Farewell tour suspension the dankest meme
>mfw it happens at the ASB
>>67222135
>kwERA
Did you have to dust that one off? We use kw-xFIP+360 now.
>>67222574
NEW
>>67222574
THREAD
>>67222574
>>67221929
And no NL west teams are above .500
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