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Previous thread not worth linking.
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67170897
>>67170897
>>67170897
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Can you faggots just link the previous thread?
>>67143138
>>67170897
Tempted to join whenever I see a tipster do that desu
that German here
just deposited 1.000€, now waiting for the tips
also shit thread
>>67170924
Does this fella have a twitter? I've tried the 25£ to £1000 three times now and all times it failed immediately. Got another tipser I'm keeping my eye on for it though.
>>67170943
s_l_a_g_s
>>67170944
>>67170936
>>67170924
Fuck off you greasy little sixth formers
>2016
>still gambling instead of limiting penny punting slugs for the bookies
Tears!
lads stop betting just invest
>>67170982
You running the live help chat now lid?
>>67170961
That's quite rude, mate. You shouldn't say things like that to people you don't know. I suggest apologizing. No need to hurt people's feelings for no reason.
>>67170988
betting is investment senpai
>AbsolutelyRektPmsl ROI back up to ~40% over 50+ tips
paid TT tipsters shaking
>>67171002
Wall_Street and KornerKing now on suicide watch!
>>67170982
You kurts new piece of ass?
>>67170988
in investing, you are expecting an return, but in bet you JUST
>>67171001
show us your spreadsheet
>>67171015
F R A U D S
just increased my medium stake from 50 to 100
it's going all downhill from now, right?
Villarreal 100% possession so far
Keep it up lads
>not one mention
>>67171507
Shocking. /bet/ is dead
>>67171507
pls spoonfeed?
is bookmaker.eu legitimate lads
i'm trying to bet for the first time. i want to bet on messina to become lakers coach. maybe a cheeky $20. odds are like +1500
>>67171703
>cheeky
wew lad
>Shakhtar DC @2.5
Imagine not getting on this
>>67171729
w-what
Does Mcbrutus from here?
>>67171827
Shrewd
>>67171827
surreal
Can't stop losing
Won't stop losing
>>67171945
>>67171953
Imagine.
I was on Liverpool/Sevilla score 1st @ 5.00
If LELVERPOOL just scores, well, considering domino's lads
>It's alright, I acca-edged it
>Liverpool have more possession
What happened to the famous Spanish possession teams? This is a Klopp team for fuck sake.
>>67172982
>Villareal
>>67172982
Liverpool have had 44%
>>67173063
Fuck off lying u lttl rat, I'll call trade in standers if so.
>>67173294
Need updates on the girl who wanted to see the eu green book
>>67173294
>girls that don't respond
Sickening really.
>>67173389
Excellent work. She looks a bit rough though, any past kids?
>>67173429
She's 18 and fit. Going off her slutty pics youd think she'd be well up for a shag with Lux.
Lumping my month's pay (AKA pennies) on Bakambu first goalscorer
>>67173586
RISKY
>>67173560
>18
How old are you lid?
I think i get more matches than Euan.
Goddamn it, this is the third time in as many days.
>>67173633
I hope this is real
TEARS
>>67173633
Genuinely can't read this
How much did you put on?
>>67173633
>soccer fan
Few questions lids.
What's an acceptable rent cost for an inner-city (not London) flat?
What's a fair price for a haircut, local?
What's an acceptable roll amount for small, medium and large bets being 0.5%, 1% etc?
What's an average number of matches on tinder per day?
>>67173778
500
£7.50 max
0.5,1,2,5
4 or 5
>>67173878
>4 or 5
Bollocks
>UEFA says Villareal has 53% possession
>bet365, 49%
>BBC, can't see it as the sites now utterly useless.
>>67173924
Bet will be settled by the UEFA stats.
>>67173888
>>67173878
By roll I meant, what your roll sum is, for the 0.5%, 1%.
>>67173924
>BBC, can't see it as the sites now utterly useless.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36125936
>>67173958
Yes. I'm hot shit in Buenos Aires
>>67173949
>They're not on the possession fix.
>>67173958
What's the problem Jamal, the birds in Des Moines too good for your sweaty degenerate gambling habbit?
>>67173994
>46%
top KEK, BBC really are sucking up to the 96.
>>67173778
1. 1 person flat? You're probably looking at £400 per month
2. £50
3. what did he mean by this
4. Depends on location, if you're in London or in a big city and actually get some Vitamin D I'd say between 2-5
>>67174065
Your liberal lasses always state they're visiting from USA just so they can get jolly rodgered by superior Anglos.
>>67173907
can't help being decently looking, still never get a reply.
>>67174050
Hass, had any luck lately cuz?
>>67174065
The Average American bird is probably easier to pull than the average southern girl down here, more difficult than the northern lasses though.
>>67174147
Got this fitty from Cali on the goer, wanna tag team this yank cunt lid?
>Owen Hargreaves will never co-commentate on a game with any goals
>Bakampoo
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>67174218
How come none of these rudeboys have jobs?
>>67174263
They do. They're acting.
UAC
>lelverpol
got superliked by a bird earlier, she was alright, swiped right and within seconds she unmatched me, must have superliked by accident, stupid bint
>>67173778
fuck off you mong
>mfw I might get a job at home as a translator for Mexican- American companies and get paid a shitload of money
>mfw I might be able to bet full time
>mfw I might be able to shitpost in here and post tips
Have I made it big time, lads?
>tfw bet on Sevilla & Villareal to win when it was 40/1
>>67174503
>be mexican
>is your head still on?
if yes, you've made it
>>67174140
Well I still throw all notions of proper bankroll management out the window when I have a run of big losses, and I've made a few bets over the last week I'm quite frankly ashamed of, but I've well and truly recovered from that Nadi game, bankroll now stands at over 3k so can't complain.
I got smashed this weekend from a 2 for 1 VK's offer at my local haunt and tried it on with this Turkish bird who'd rejected me a few weeks ago and again, she was not interested in my ROI for April.
>>67174555
Can't imagine the Peckham shit hole you call home.
>>67174588
>Implying I won't bait you out as a paigon
>>67174622
I don't understand what that means.
>>67174662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
Hassan is almost definitely in this video
>>67174662
*kisses teeth*
>>67174710
the utter state of this country
>>67174710
Not a single white person,
Really feel bad for Londoners.
I met er in by dat ting down in ol' Peckham, ye she drink VK, an er pussy tastes like cola, c h e r r y kola. she baited up to I and she asked cuz to grind, an in iz light skinned voice he said shut up, s h u t u p.
>>67174710
blacks SO stylish
>>67174710
This is why voting OUT is so utterly pointless. The only thing Britons can do is buy land and property in villages in the countryside, drink proper beer in the brick built pubs where you can walk and take your dog, watch Top Gear repeats on Sundays and have play eiter golf or tennis with the lads on a Saturday.
>>67174824
Dont. Just do you hair like him and put on some fake tan and send her a pic like that of yourself. Gradually send her pics of you looking less like him and more like yourself and she wont even notice.
>>67174622
where you living? east london here
>>67174824
pics lid.
>>67174900
pmsl please have sex
>>67174710
Would any brit be willing to explain what they're saying?
What language is this?
>>67174945
>everyone is white and tory
You must either not be white, or not be a tory.
Most likely both. Odds on you voting for Corbyn in 2020 @1.050
>>67174903
It's a fake name as well
>>67174959
Londonistani
>>67174959
>Brits
These are not Brits Ireland, these are Londoners.
>>67174900
I'd rather fuck off abroad
>>67174710
>>67174909
I'm not from London ffs
I hate this meme
>>67174991
>Not being Lib Dem and stabbing penny punting students in the back
>>67175020
this tbqh
>>67174710
absolutely fucking tragic
Should move to Glasgow desu
>>67175051
Forgot name field
How much of a danger will I be if I add some of the peng tings from that snapchat slide ins video posted in the thread a while ago
Also, who bankroll Cubs moneyline here
>>67174986
L E E
E
E
>>67175094
Fuck off Euan
>>67174958
Lib dems.
>>67174986
zzz, not me
How dead is /bet/ going to be in the next few hours when we've all gone to bed or the Janny has his asperges kick in.
fucking hell
Move us to /biz/ already.
>>67175211
Pmsl at still being on /bet/ and not being at /Euan/ on biz
>>67175389
pls leave
>>67175394
### pls
[Independiente del Valle-River Plate] *Over1.5FT* & [Sao Paulo-Toluca] *Over1.5FT*
>>67175437
posting tt tips on /bet/
think you're on the wrong side of history kiddo
>>67175453
>thinking I'm posting it seriously
o i am laffin
>>67175437
>100.73% ROI
What would Euan say?
How long is Euan banned for ffs, miss him so much.
I'll say again, all my tips are posted on @tipstertube. No bullshit, just tips straight to your phone.
>>67175580
>I'll say again
first time he's said it
>>67175580
Where is this lid?
Honestly think we should move to /biz/. This jani is getting unbearable. Should we make a thread there asking if they will accept us?
>>67176277
do it, you have my support.
I don't even look through /sp/ anymore, just want a comfy thread. Will get rid of dutch tips, and flag prejudice.
>bovada removed the paxton Lynch line
Do they really lurk here?
Altitude advantage here for Del Valle, but River are the much better side on paper, but they don't deal with altitude too well after watching them in La Paz several times... 2800m here compared to 3700m La Paz. Prices look pretty good pre. Home win/draw most likely.
somehow 25p down today, any bets to propel me into profit for today?
>>67176299
>>67176299
>getting rid of banter and fun
Just realised I've won 21 of my last 23 bets. Not too bad tbqhwy
>>67176299
>>>/biz/1220439
>>67176506
All of that will stay, just no mong jani
>>67176549
Honestly don't think the moderation is too bad, tinder discussion DOES go overboard sometimes. It's just jani needs to realise that we need something else to discuss while there's not a bet on.
Don't see how that will improve by moving to /biz/.
Also, flags are important for /bet/ culture and for Albania.
>>67176583
IDs will improve the thread tenfold desu.
>>67176647
How so?
>>67176668
hopefully then you'll stop replying to yourself
We've been kicked out of /biz/ lids.
>biz thread deleted
Well that was fun while it lasted pmsl
>/biz/ /bet/ deleted already
pmsl
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
Sweet as.
But I was going to make the point that on /sp/ /bet/ is usually tucked away from prying eyes on page 3, here it'll be the centrepiece of the board if /biz/ is as inactive as I think it is
SURELY that'll mean we'll be under more scrutiny by the janis
>pruned
just placed my first sports bet and i'm nervous as fuk lads, even though it's just $50. pray 4 me
Pmsl
pmsl we're going to be like fucking Viktor Navorski soon.
>Make a thread about making money on a business board
>get deleted
I'll take that as a "no" from /biz/
We're not being moved to /biz/ lads
>>67177027
What you on friendo?
>>67177027
what on?
>>67177036
Nice reference
>>67177027
wtb?
/bet/ is moving to r9k
>>67177027
ettore messina to be lakers next head coach. he was +1500
We're being moved to /toy/ lads
>>67177064
sorry this post was for you guys
>>67177041
>>67177044
>>67177061
>>67177039
we're being moved to /b/ lads
Gobbled up and spat out by the big boys of /biz/
>>67177039
It's like going to your 1st choice uni on open day for your tutor to turn around and kick you out for not actually meeting the entry requirements.
/bet/ is like 2nd choice, hoping the principal lets us stay.
But theres knowledge that we could end up at our 3rd choice, /asp/, we only put it down as 3rd choice because we would get 1st and 2nd.
>>67177057
Thanks lid, I had to google "that airport film with tom hanks" to get the reference, glad you enjoyed it.
Need /bet/ to have its own board tbqh
Is a thread for each league asking too much?
>>67177085
to clarify i know this has a great chance of happening and the line seemed crazy so i tried it. i know /bet/ is filled with savages who bet hundreds on the reg but it was just an exciting fun thing nahmean
NEW
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>67177125
Only way that would happen would be on 8ch tbhwy
What I was going to post in /biz/, I think it's still relevant
>>1220505
>Mackers v Lux
Like Ronaldo v Messi threads
>PGA discussion
>TT discussion
>bet365 in-play free bet offer
>separate sport threads
>amerisports
>ausbet
>apprentice/eurovision/whatever reality show you can bet on
>politics
And these are all generals. If you think this is all a bit unlikely, look to /asp/ again
>ITT: we post wrestlers and divas who works the smark the hardest
It will be a steaming cauldron of shite. I go on /biz/ and /bet/ daily and I think this will be the death of both
>>67177150
listen, shut up a minute, what's your source, your info?
>>67177036
>>67177057
2nded. GOAT film about Tom Hanks being stranded in an airport
>>67177167
Think you're wrong tbqh pal, I'm personally of the belief that /bet/ posters are a bit more intelligent than people who watch wrestling, pretty sure we would stay in the same thread. Just like we've done on /sp/
>>67177167
Those threads would have 3 active posters each
River Plate goals when?
>>67177232
>I'm personally of the belief that /bet/ posters are a bit more intelligent than people who watch wrestling
>I rank /bet/
>>67177167
Disagree desu. /bet/ isn't big enough to fragment
>>67177232
Intelligent, maybe. But master shitposters. It might start off as banter but we'd '>schalke' that board
>>67177265
You actually bet on them tho? They're playing a team who plays at high altitude
>>67177308
>falling for the altitude meme
you need to stop paying for PGA friendalino
>>67177327
Was thinking about getting on river dnb, but they really do look exhausted
>>67177327
Implying its a meme, its just a fact that altitude affects your ability to breathe, let alone play football for 90m
>>67177308
>come down to regular altitude
>turn into that juiced team from Space Jam
If we pretend we bet on virtuals, could we maybe get a spot over at /vg/?
Tell me WHY you aren't bankrolling DeLivery RT5 corners /bet/
>>67177447
who?
>>67177439
bet on e-sports
>>67177447
who? don't tell me youre paying KornerKing Has.
>>67177435
>being this facetious
Not even sure I can be bothered with /bet/ anymore
>>67177610
Fuck off then :)
>>67177539
Pls give me a bit of credit
But if he's actually managed to get people to pay him for his tips he needs to be tried for exploitation of the handicapped
I was memeing about Independiente
>>67177610
no one is keeping you here matey.
carry on putting your 50p accy edges on at the weekend, tap tap boom.
while i'm busy reinvesting my 5 figure roll
>British /bet/
>>67177628
Sure thing m8 enjoy your rball bets because I won't be tipping shit in future
>>67177637
Imagine.
Closing the thread now. Bye
>>67177688
I have a bad feeling about this
>>67177671
>Australian anything
>>67177688
post tips or gtfo
>>67177777
/bet/ IS /sp/
QUINTS CONFIRM
>>67177777
DESTROYED
BASED BRITBRO
>>67177777
WITNESSED
>>67177777
wew keked those bby
>>67177777
it begins
>>67177777
>Quints
Thats revenge for those ANZAC cucks leaving us in the shit at Gallipoli
silly Brits never had much luck in chance based gaming.
>>67177896
>'Take these repeating digits, faggots AHAHAHAHA'
>>67177991
Mostly suffered by Brits due to anzac incompetence and cowardice
>night /bet/ 2016
Maple pls
Night lids x
>>67178178
night friendo, hope your dreams are as good as todays bets x
robot thread pruned
is /bet/ truly dead
11111111111
>Loneliest Vagabond is the king of /r9k/
I don't want to go back there pls
>>67178398
ALTITUDE
L
T
I
T
U
D
E
We've been moved to /b/ lads.
>>>/b/681705372
>>67178558
one of the worst /bet/ threads i've ever seen
i feel sick
whos's on boston celtic?
got money line, medium on so 200. feeling this /bet/ magic.
>>67178654
Is that guy still out for Celtics?
>>67178698
Bradley is still out, but Celtics are playing at home
>>67178698
Celtics are massively undervalued, I'm going large.
>>67178836
>American home 'advantage'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpzavb7PQk
>>67178871
No they aren't. It is correctly priced.
>>67178945
watch and see
What is the deal with /biz/? The people on there are so fucking weird and I don't understand a word they are saying, It's all posturing their degrees and talking about how to suck off people at networking events PMSL.
Imagine being that obsessed with making the Jew rich, these are the type of guys who will be driving their ferrari's around London Bridge whilst Jamal is at home seeing to their wife
>>67179148
some people see making money as an end rather than the means
wankers mostly
>>67179148
Most of them are actually NEET losers, the rest are crypto shilling shitposters. There are a few good threads sometimes though.
>>67178871
pmsl at how bad hawks are playing
thnx for this tip friendo, gonna be avin dominos 2nite
There has been sports betting threads on /biz/ before many times.
I am assuming there is a mod/janitor lurking here and is just deleting it to annoy us as that's what they most like to do.
22222222222222222222222222222
>Celtics
>>67179933
Excellent, now I can reback
IMAGINE still betting on correctly priced American sports, i am pmsl laughing tbqh
>celtics
this is awful
>>67180852
This.
The only good bet in american sports history was Chiefs +5.
>>67180852
If you get on early lines then American sports are actually very profitable. There are a lot more mugs in Vegas than in Asia and Vegas need to balance their books too.
Cash Out or stick lids ?
Did DACkers tip Sao Paulo?
>>67181967
bet that lttl rat is on anyway.
>>67181738
cash out and never bet on luck puck ever again
>>67182127
Ice Hockey is the easiest thing to bet on.
I got up to £500 in the first 6 playoff games from £10
11111111111111
Surely gets the girls wet
Anyone had any bets on the NFL draft?
>>67183353
Had pennies on Tunsil to go top 4 lol. Blindsided by that video
>>67183353
On paxton Lynch over 21.5 @3
>>67183409
Same, highly considering smashing the German kid to be over 230.5
Surely no Gm falls for this meme
>>67178871
>I'm going large
One of the worst bets I've ever seen lid, congrats.
>>67183585
whats this?
>>67184005
moritz boehringer
Just google it, he's a German guy who crushed workouts so stories started being made about him. O230.5 is 2.2 ish
>Backed Tolima +2 literally seconds before the goal
Based
>>67183455
Hup (:
Welp, I trusted the boston meme.
Based Hawks.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7112894/Leicester-fan-missed-out-on-100000-after-forgetting-to-place-Premier-League-winning-bet-for-first-time-in-20-years.html
>LEICESTER fan John Micklethwaite is counting the cost of a major blunder - by forgetting to bet on his team to win the title for the first time in 20 years.
Absolutely rekt
>page 7
Ok
RIP /freemoney/
Never forget
>>67191024
RIP Belgian bro too
is this /bet/'s official theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEtDVy55shI
>>67179210
why do you gamble
>>67182166
Wew lad
>>67191283
Their new album is decent
You should check out Gengahr friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHTLykxtwdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjJo_6Cv3s
AFL aussie anon around? What's the bet for tonight's game? Thinking of going North SW pre game, and maybe -3.5 North handicap for the in play bet. Bulldogs plagued by injuries and I'm thinking North will run away with it in the last quarter
>>67192152
Dogs to win it in a nailbiter
Anybody up for NPL?
Currently at Knights Stadium for Avondale vs. South Melbourne. Put a cheeky bet on South winning by 1.5 or more.
>>67192800
Reasoning? Avondale seem to have finally got their new signings gelled after a dire start, listening to radio commentary, give us a shout
Anyone on the cez nymburk fix?
>>67192933
go on...
>>67192975
nymburk +15.5 and o 168.5 total.
>>67192922
Because it's South Melbourne, Irebro. Souths will win this
>>67192922
Also if I can find where the radio picks up the commentary I'll try to shout /BET/ REPRESENT or something
Bet365 at it again blocking my in-play bets. It has been like this every time I call for the past 35 minutes.
CA Bordj u21 rball
>>67193040
>Aussies have to call up to place live bets
it's been a few years since I've known this and I still giggle everytime
>>67193040
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/online-inplay-betting-will-stay-illegal-loopholes-to-be-closed-says-coalition-20160428-goh930.html
baka at australia
Giggling hard at the Aussie cunts :)
>>67193064
>>67193066
I was able to make in-play bets this morning for the Europa League matches. This only happens on the matches they advertise for the in-play bet footy bonanza. And if there has been a change in policy, they haven't said anything about it.
>>67193066
Link doesn't work either btw
>>67193106
replace baka with s*m*h
Doncaster Rovers only have 9 players pmsl
Limp wristed Farage fanboys btfo
>>>/pol/72399906
>>67193132
>betting below the NPL
what
>Shit Melbourne
11111111
>>67193121
So according to this, as of right now we can no longer do in-play click betting, even with bet365?
>>67193195
I just got a betcall to work, it took almost 2 quarters to go through though....some fuckery going on here lads.
>Bulls odds drifting
Send help
Tried calling up to lads, couldn't even fucking get through. I think their shit is fucked right now, it just rang out.
>>67193321
Same here. Can't even call them on the actual fucking phone. Ladbrokes still have click inplay
>>67193268
It's been an hour and I still haven't managed to even get the robot to state the instructions. I'm on the Help chat now
>>67193341
Left betcall just sitting there, the cunt just went through randomly after like 10 mins.....fuck knows whats happening but it worked.
>>67193268
Did you actually get the click call to work?
>These sweating Aussies
>>67193361
Yes. It hung for ages but went through eventually. Have no idea why.
>Australia
i
Anyone registered for the new betstar bookie? Supposedly give you £20 if you bet £5. Good deal if you ask me
t. Penny punting leftie student
>>67193368
This offer has been my meal ticket the last few weeks, literally up thousands. Really don't want the dream to be over
>>67193373
Same shit happened with the Hawks crows game for me. I got in after half time.
>>67193379
This desu. Been making profits every weekend. Doesn't seem much but it covers the minor expenses during the week.
>>67193377
Why are the britbong signup offers so shit? Here in Australia you get like $700 free bet deposit bonuses. Even with the exchange rate that's like 365 pounds
>>67193373
Finally got through! You've just gotta leave it processing for fucking ages, not too convenient for inplay
>>67193412
Here they target penny punting slugs, in upside down land they target addicts
>>67193377
Should sign up to as many bookies as possible, even if you're going to be a wet lettuce and do matched betting it's free money
So the helper on the live chat responded with this:
I can confirm that we are aware of this business-wide issue and are looking into resolving this as soon as possible. I am sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your patience in this matter. This will be rectified in due course. Thank you for your patience.
She also said it was an Australian based issue, and confirmed that the government push is completely unrelated.
>>67193438
Matched betting is a fucking terrible idea. You make pennies. Why do people shill it so hard?
>CTRL + f "T4t.."
>"0 results"
What happened to our saviour?
>>67193448
nice meme buddy.
made 2k from bet365 200 bonus, got lucky but I don't know anyone that's got less than 400.
even if youre a fucking moron you can make a guaranteed 55 from ladbrokes + smarkets risk free. 50 sign-up matched bonus on ladbrokes + 10 return on first loss on smarkets. you figure out the rest cunt.
>>67193448
I did it with all the Aussie bookies and made like $3000 totally risk free
>>67193448
Never done it myself but heard people make a couple of grand a month, could be bullshit but doesn't seem that far fetched, not for everyone and probably pretty boring but free money is free money
Just sat down with my tea to read Aussie /bet/. Giggling like a school girl desu lids, read it all in my Australian accent.
made so much this morning on jap league.
over 1.5 fh @ 4
went medium, pmsl
who up here?
>>67193478
>>67193482
Oh yeah, I also make like $500 a week average from ongoing offers. So many addicts in Australia that you can make decent cash bonus bagging,
Need to stop looking at my eurovision book, puts me in a horrific mood, going to be a shaking, sweating, nervous wreck come on the 10th of may, will probably be physically sick if Russia win. Thanks BT
What happened to Euan?
Replace mum with Australians
https://youtu.be/t2AB7YqmmxU?t=149
Didn't realise you guys were sound
>>67193520
banned for off-topic tinder posting.
then banned for evasion.
>>67193520
In prison for fraud probably
BT wants 5 poudns on the Lamb shish kebab at Antepliler today, instead of opting for the usual friday Lahmacun at Lahore Kebab House.
>>67193304
you should have rebacked at -2.5 desu
>>67193510
>Holland drifting
For what purpose
>>67193469
I'm up over 30k. Why would I care about a free 50 you utter dullard.
>>67193572
Everything is going wrong, can't believe I rebacked Sweden, going to be down about 5 thaasand paaands
I have all my exchange money tied up, what's the Eurovision bet for when I get it back?
>>67193555
fucking kek.
>>67193598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ESHXxInoAs
>>67193603
Sweden top 5 :^)
>>67193603
Lay Russia, back Sweden/Netherlands
are nutribullets +ev?
>>67193603
Dunno about odds but France might take it.
>good song
>jewish singer
>terorist attacks
>>67193040
I hope you didn't manage to place that, such a lewd bet.
>not getting on the SMFC +1.5 bet
money lost tbaych
>>67193767
I bet on North Melbourne pre game. The Bulldogs bet will be refunded if they lose. So I'll either make $77 profit or $100. Satisfied either way.
>>67193798
nice work lad, sweating for a minute there.
>>67193805
Yep haha. This is why us Aussies are spewing over these technical difficulties and the proposed legislation. Free money guaranteed every weekend until September.
>Bulls only up by 3
Brit /rug/ such a F R A U D
>>67193863
>only up by three
They're up by 5 and its half time lid
>>67193863
You mean 5 pal
if you're not bankrolling fulham slags -0.5 right now you don't deserve to /bet/
Avondale battering, need equaliser
PMSL the betcall is working perfectly right now with just over 5 mins to go. The technical difficulties excuse is absolute bs!
KEK
With the final kick of the game, South Melbourne win 2-0
Shame on you if you didn't get on the +1.5 like I said
>>67193927
dac NPL Vic is SO SHIT
>>67193981
Awful bet desu
>>67193995
games aren't played by pixels lad
>>67194035
Was listening to commentary as well, 1-1 was a fair result
>>67194066
games aren't played by voices lad
B U L L S
Surreal.
Who here a /bull/?
>>67194098
>>67194110
rugby accy already down lads
>>67194120
What a surprise, I said you would be dac if you put that on. I know you've got the money and an unlimited acc to spare, but come on la.
100th minute goal
222222222
Lads, bet365 haven't put up the 4 games for next week yet and it's normally done by now. I'm concerned they are shutting down the footy bonanza offer ;_;
>>67193923
22222222222222222
THANKS TIPSTER
>>67193863
29 now lid
UAC Tipping Group is getting a good giggle at all you mugs complaining about /bet/ without realising you are what makes it shit. You aren't shrewd and you never will be or else you would have left this shit hole a long time ago.
>>67194176
If this is true, I'll be returning to my penny punting days.
>>67194242
Please have sex
>>67194176
>Shutting down an offer where you literally get free money by arbing the SW market.
Gee wonder why
>>67194259
Well thanks for pointing that out captain fucking obvious....I was just saying it sucks that it may be ending you mong.
>>67194259
Happened with the Big Bash League Bonanza. Then they brought it back a few weeks later.
>>67194278
>Big Bash League Bonanza
pmsl
What strategy do you blokes use to exploit?
Me and a m8 go $100 each on "game to end in a tie - no" pre-game then take the opposite line in-game to win $90 total on a game and split it so we get $45 profit each, every game. Won $730 doing it in a month. Any better methods?
Why are there 2 different prices on SportsBet for a draw? Am I missing something here?
>>67194324
same reason asian handi prices are different to sw
>>67194339
Which is?
>>67194374
He doesn't know
>>67194242
Pmsl m8 everyone knows modern day /bet/ is Euan's snapchats
wtf are these jf aussies going on about ffs
Shoudn't they all be in bed.
>>67194324
Am I reading that right?
Gold Coast are $11 to win? That seems silly.
>>67194492
Yeah with your mum ahaha lol
>>67194492
it's friday night m8
prime shitposting hours
Lotto shite
>>67194534
Fucking hell lad, literally why.
absolute beginner here, what does being limited exactly mean?
I know that the bookies stop you from betting big amounts but how exactly does it look like?
https://twitter.com/uselesspunts
>>67194686
>You will never have addicts crowding round cheering you on
>>67194659
It means they limit you.
Your max stake becomes limited.
Remember, an accy a day keeps the limit away.
Reminder
EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN
5/10 5/10 5/10 5/10 5/10 5/10
>>67194738
what amount are the limits?
and if the max stake is eg 10€ you still could 10x10€ for 100, right?
>>67194731
Those machines are so grim. People know what number it'll be as soon as is starts spinning because they play them so much, vile.
>>67194753
Didnt think the mail allowed brown people to go on their website
so SO much on Euan
>>67194339
I still don't get how the 2 draws can be different? A draw is a draw isn't it?
>>67194774
>>67194808
zzzzzzzz Euan either stealing tips or being an rball babby, such a dullard
Can't stop TOPPING UP
>>67194777
Would be lower, i'm not limited, think Uni is and he can max stake £3.20 I think, so he can put on 4 lots of £3.20 before the value is gone.
BIRD
>>67194836
>i'm not limited
Shouldn't you be studying for your sociology exam or out campaigning for the Green Party instead of on here?
>>67194836
all right, thanks
>>67194857
I've already done my studying and campaigning today thanks. Just got back from my day shift at Burger King, fancy putting £4.50 on a BPL accy tomorrow on my Ladbrokes account, got any tips?
Actually had a bit of respect for Euan a few months ago, but looking at his TT he really is nowhere near as shrewd as he thinks he is. His bets are generally based on in play, I thought he did research finding value pre game rather than just watching games or pixel punting. I won't being to comment on the accusations of him stealing tips, but if you're reading this Euan I need to make it clear... you're nowhere near as shrewd as you think you are. Thank you, good night and God bless x
EUAN SO SHREWD
E U A N
>>67194878
tears
>>67194878
We've been through this 1000 times, let him be deluded in peace. He goes to an ex-poly and has a perm ffs, his betting is all he has going for him.
>>67194878
Good post.
>>67194878
Talking big sense pal
>>67194878
My boss just kicked me out of the office because I was making a racket, I told him I was sorry but I just couldn't stop applauding this post.
>>67194910
Should've show him the post lid. Got me, the boss and a couple of co-workers all here applauding.
>>67194910
pmsl
>>67194878
Excellent post buddy
>tfw Goody is your landlord
>>67194933
Trying to introduce this meme slowly as and when Goody is mentioned lid. Please dont use it randomly.
>>67194878
Shame about the typo but agree with this
>>67194937
Sorry lid x
/bet/ feels more homely now the aussies have fucked off.
16 Brit posts in a row.
>>67194878
>blogs and clogs
Stop being such massive cunts to Euan.
BT wants a smed on Panthers Women
Actually had a bit of respect for Euan a few months ago, but looking at his TT he really is nowhere near as shrewd as he thinks he is. His bets are generally based on in play, I thought he did research finding value pre game rather than just watching games or pixel punting. I won't being to comment on the accusations of him stealing tips, but if you're reading this Euan I need to make it clear... you're nowhere near as shrewd as you think you are. Thank you, good night and God bless x
Actually had a bit of respect for Euan a few months ago, but looking at his TT he really is nowhere near as shrewd as he thinks he is. His bets are generally based on in play, I thought he did research finding value pre game rather than just watching games or pixel punting. I won't being to comment on the accusations of him stealing tips, but if you're reading this Euan I need to make it clear... you're nowhere near as shrewd as you think you are. Thank you, good night and God bless x
>>67195021
tell him to get back in his cell.
>>67195021
surreal
CYBU SO BASED
>but wasn't on ;_;
I'm not even looking at the feed. I don't need to see that trash. And stop pretending you aren't TorasAngel, @StackGainer. It's embarrassing and will get you sectioned.
>>67195021
Surreal
>>67195035
Have sex.
T4tW
Just now
Booooooooooom freeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooolling.
He is on the spectrum isn't he?
rebacking panthers
Imagine basing your whole sense of self-worth on being better than plumbing apprentices who bet £5 on accys, Euan so dull zzzzzzzzz
>>67195075
No but you are.
Give BT the TT password so he can tip in time
>>67195120
Thinking of starting my own one up actually
>>67195120
This tb h
>>67195135
BT is TT
>2 penalties in the same minute
>>67195120
iambeyonddac
hope none of you apart from BT log on
>>67195025
Quote hurt desu Nick but something I'll have to take on the chin and move on.
>>67195205
the fix is real
>>67195209
Made a mistake there laddo
Tears if you weren't in on Griquas
>>67195255
if anybody abuses the PRIVILEGE of use of this account again, I'll just change the pass again and not give it out
BT wants a pixel punting smed on Al Nasr ressies SW
>>67195293
pmsl he's quite angry it got smacked so hard
looks like it'll have to me small on -0.75 while i'm calming him down
>>67195293
>>67195308
TT it then cunts
>>67195293
>>67195308
No I don't, I only want on tips with some info behind them and not just pixel punts
Successful independent sports trader for a number of years.
I watch lots of football that you probably dont.
>>67195356
PMSL
>>67195356
I told you you weren't allowed on the communal computers BT, I'll have to send the warden in now.
10 days in segregation now I'm afraid.
BT wants a Freddo, Eggroll, a pack of Maltesers and a can of coke, make that two Freddos, from Waitrose.
>>67195376
TT it lid
Why does Euan generate so much heat compared to trips of the past?
>>67195376
BT strikes me as the type who would never shop at waitrose and drone on and on about how much value there is at farm foods and lidl
cashout 400 profit or hope al isteklal score again?
>>67195391
I think the English hate to see Scottish people succeed in life.
>>67195408
>cashout
>>67195391
Think it might have something to do with his personality tbqh, some days he comes across as a pretty sound lad, other times he comes across as a bellend of gigantic proportions. Always leaving people completely divided.
>>67195405
I think he's an Aldi guy tßh, just like his fellow country men in Germany.
>>67195391
He's the only trip left
>>67195405
I would never shop at those places, I shop at Tesco for convenience, usually Finest range, or M&S whenever I'm near that part of town
>>67195417
i didnt :)
>>67195430
>tßh
>>67195391
It's cheap heat, he's a heel. J West and BT were sound lads who everyone got on well with, while Flatanon is a God who gets worshipped. Euan is just a prick.
>>67195405
Talking big sense pal
>>67195442
What you having for tea tonight?
>>67195075
He's taking the piss out of inplay2g. Probably jealous, what a sad lad indeed.
>>67195473
Beef stew
>>67195391
He replies to nibs, also he comes across as a bit of a seether.
Jwest, BT and Flatanon all tip/ped losers but they aren't daft enough to reply to posts like FRAUD and CLUELESS thinking that people are genuinely interested in their replies. Euan sees insults as personal affronts and gets all defensive to preserve his ego, as his self-esteem isn't healthy enough to simply ignore anonymous abuse on a bhutanese quilt-making forum.
BT wants a smed on Unirea Dej +1 handi.
"Dej control the game.. Missed a penalty, Jucu with 3 changes .. One very good .. 2 players suspended, 2 left the team and other one forward cant play this game."
>>67195391
its nothing more than J West/BT being part of the first wave and the other people here mostly got shrewd along side them.
Euan is newer and has developed his shrewdnes later so the big boys/old guard feel him muscling in on their turf
I think it would happen with any new trip desu
>>67195577
gone large
>>67184113
>a """sport"" where doing well at workouts means you're better than others
New thread best be a good one ffs
/bet/ has a TT account?
>>67195710
pmsl
>>67195710
no? source on this info.
>>67195715
found it, thanks!
>>67195734
no problem friendster
>>67195710
Yeah, tipstertube.com/profile/Big_Al
>>67195710
/bet/ IS TT
>>67195632
Please make it a BT wants edition
tears at all of you trying to be le funny troll
Betfair crash everybody
>>67195819
Rossy Boy concerned about how he will pay for his next holiday
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/punter-who-lost-92000-gambling-7861078#87AJts3IHshVjyTK.97
Merry fuckin' christmas
Kalmer HT/FT looks WORLD
>>67195894
Need to see betslip, 1/18 sounds stupidly short but looking at the time of the goals I reckon he bet made the bet from 2-0, which makes the 1/18 fair. Stupid bet desu, if it was a palp like he thought it was, it's not worth the risk. 90k? pmsl
>>67195947
why?
>>67195894
>Lord Boyd refused to grant permission to the request. He said that the IBAS was registered in England and that Scottish courts didn't have any jurisdiction over it.
Oh wow. I mean I'm assuming that doesn't set some sort of precedent but I'd be worried if I was a gambler in Scotland, bookies can basically do whatever the fuck they want is what he is saying.
>>67195966
Rball desu
>tfw Simpsons series 1-5 on demand
Air
>>67195947
what league even is this in?
>tipping an rball mug punt @1.66
?????
>tipping a Hass bet.
>>67196071
this, head in my hands, sweating on how much this will hurt our yield. might have to take full control of the account back desu
>Sweden Big Roll League
>>67196082
Hass is an u19 JUDGE if you get what I mean ;)
>>67195968
No it doesn't mean that at all. They're still bound by their own bet rules and T+Cs. IBAS are useless anyway, bookie funded shills. You're better off using ADR or if firms don't agree to it then apply through the 'small claims court', they hate that.
>>67196100
kek
>>67196071
It was at 1.72 when I posted tbf
>>67196100
This desu
>>67196091
HAVE FAITH
>>67196100
Spat at my cornflakes
Hass just know you're not the only Paki in here mate there's more of us
DAC
JUST
SWEATING
cashed out for 900 at the corner, as soon as confirmed I hear the goal noise.
>>67196179
Meant out ffs, was giggling too much
H A S S
Such a JUDGE
Hassan so so shrewd
SICKENING
>>67196179
What did they do to deserve that?
>>67196235
Made in N. Ireland bruv
>>67196179
Ireland go home, you're French.
>Al Nasr simply REFUSING to get a nice even 4444444444
fixed nymburk about to start
>>67196389
>line now at +26
sup lads, how are you doin today, any success so far?
>>67196414
gonna end +15
>>67196447
up so much, literally best day I've had in a month, some great tips on this thread. started on plebby mid 3 figgyroll and now on 2.5k
Powerslave wants 75 units on Narva AHC-1
>Less than a week after people bitch about 365 being cunts when their site goes down people are saying the same about betfair and advising a switch to 365
Hilarious. When will they understand it is just tough shit if the site goes down regardless of who the bookie is?
Betfair dead lads.
>>67196486
screenshot
>>67196475
good to hear. also sad, because i literally just woke up and missed out on all the action. zero research on any games today, guess ill need some spoonfeeding or punt my money away on rballs.
>>67196555
thanks, lines took a beating tho
>>67196555
>not having a unit as 50 pounds.
kek
Surreal month at my blogabet
>>67196389
been watching the stream? I wouldnt be able to sell if fixed or not anyway but line's now -17.5 and not getting slapped
Pmsl at you mongs missing THE REAL basketball fix.
>>67196599
your ROI is like half what it was a month ago though
>>67196599
>lower ROI than Euan
>>67196681
My long term target is >13%
>>67196708
Euan's is >20%.
Can you admit Euan is superior now?
>>67196745
Pmsl
Cork constitution [email protected] tomorrow. Galwegians are fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fgt7wcIELo
>>67196772
Worlds biggest fraud
>>67196772
tl;dw
video of man talking about his sexual fantasies.
>>67196772
Shill please go. Peter is just a marketing shill.
Euan would actually make a good poster if he wasnt such an annoying narccisus.
>>67196930
>Pot, kettle
@2.50 for st pauli home win is a great price
>>67196947
info?
>>67196947
Gotta add, St Pauli are without Thy, their top scorer, still think it's value
>>67196930
Female here. Euan is the only person in /bet/ I would fuck. He is a little arrogant but that's pretty hot, most girls like it. Better than being some weirdo pretending to be an Albanian lol...
>>67197000
>female
>/bet/
dressing like a girl don't make you one
Also might go for Kaiserslautern DNB now that they have conceded early. FSV have what I consider the worst defense in the league. Kinda risky though.
Is yield the same thing as ROI? So 20% will mean £1000 to £1200 in the long term?
>>67197000
TorasAngel pls go
>>67197000
ayy bb, wanna see my green sportsbook?
>>67196947
so proud of this one already
Yes hello Kalmar where are goals? :DDDDDD
>>67196947
>>67196957
>>67196984
>>67197140
Bizarro Niemcy pls go.
>>67197168
What the fuck is up with refs calling the game at < 90:00
>>67197203
Its an U19 league in Sweden, I doubt they even have a 4th official.
PMSL
from some dude's blogabet:
"Pro sports gamblers tend to have a lot of bets compared to non-professionals. As a matter of fact, one good way to spot a non-pro is that he invariably has less than a half-dozen bets per week. Ideally, you must place 8-10 bets a day, and not risk more than 2.5% of bank, in order not to exceed 25% of the net running total and to obtain optimal results. (thegambler) "
zzzzz these people that settle losses first so they can get streaks
>>67197358
Such a fucking retard.
Literaly betfair is only bookie i can use and they're down for maintennance, what do lads?
>>67197471
How large was your roll on 365 before you got limited?
I logged into my mate's account yesterday and his max bet is about 2x mine
>>67197500
Not him, but I've just recently been limited on 365. had about 4k in there, now can't get more than about £3 on a bet.
>>67197517
how much has it damaged your gambling profits?
can you make as much on betfair and any tips to stop being limited?
I've built up to over 2k from a few hundred in a couple weeks and getting scared.
>>67197517
shoulda made more accas mate
>>67197555
Don't think this works - I'm the guy who's maxbets are half normal. I have acca's every week, and I'm not even that profitable.
>>67197580
what is your max bet?
nymburk fix coming in but only put 20 on @ 11
>>67197594
37,000
>>67197553
It's slowed profit down a little bit, not too much though. Been using 10bet/mara/uni a lot, got most of the games between them 3. Looking forward to getting a fresh 365 though
>>67197555
I done a shitty acca every day lid.
>>67197599
wait whats it supposed to be fixed for.
CSKA bout to run riot la
>>67197594
Your maxbet will depend on the markets you place your bets on
>>67197631
>impersonating me
>>67197617
nymburk gon win
>>67197679
It won't la
>>67197709
it's fixed.
>>67197731
its not
Eyes on England Beach, Cabo Verde don't really have a full time beach soccer team and the tournament is primarily a tourism advertisement for the country.
>>67197770
on med -2.5
>>67197770
-2 is a definite smed
>>67197825
God bless jonny hart
Anyone joined RonBurgundys group?
>England
The Winners Club tipped Vanersborgs FK -0.75
@2.0
I'm on it MED
111111111111
Cape Verde barely know the rules pmsl
>>67197916
Pls tell me there's a stream for this
>>67197933
CHRIST
hello narva, where are the goals
>>67197942
365 have a stream
>>67197933
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>67197933
Actually pmsling
>>67197899
>Le walking the dogs man
>>67197942
http://www.usagoals.me/football/1545771/1/england-vs-cape-verde-live-stream-online.html
Excellent now i can reback-swede here.
What is happening in /bet/ these days?
>>67197899
thanks, accidently went 1st half in my panic but looking good now @5.25
pmsl Cape Verde tiring already, don't think the music is helping.
DONT YOU WORRY, DON'T YOU WORRY ALBANIA. EUAN'S A BIGGER SHREWDIE THAN YOU
222222222222
England well on top
2222222222222222
>>67197993
What the fuck is this under? Can't even find it
probably not worth backing now
>>67197970
losing my bets, so nothing new from me
>>67198018
I got a feeling
>>67197855
Nice bait, volcano /mafia/.
>>67197899
What an absolute judge.
>>67198030
Of course I find it now
Oh well
on my knees for another narva goal
>>67198030
THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT
So ridiculously easy
3333333333333333
England beach team SO sick
rebacking large all day
333333333333 HUP
England keeper surreal, volleys better than Rooney.
>>67198071
Thing is England aren't even that great, Cabo Verde are going to get truly embarrassed by Portugal and Spain if they play like this
>>67198087
Would you say overs is a better bet than a reback?
>>67198132
Minus would be the bet if you want a reback the way it's going, it looks like England will be the only team scoring
>>67197731
Got a nice cash in out of it though.
>>67198151
This may be a dumb question, but it isn't a 90 minute match is it
4444444444444444
>>67198166
36. very dumb
>>67198157
nice, i went large at +26.5 handi, cash money
new thread please
down obscene amounts. bbl taking a long walk
Putting SUMS on Gefle
>>67198250
they played yesterday though?
overstaked on this beach footie lids
555555555555555555
new thread hass please
SW odds are gone though, ht/ft may be decent
>>67198278
The first team did yeah
66666666666666
>>67198332
>you
>Cape Verde missing an open goal with a head
KEK
>conceeding to Cape Verde
Fuck off England you chokers.
>>67198330
league? can't seem to find them mate.
Reminder that the official name of the country is Cabo Verde and anyone using Cape Verde is just displaying their own ignorance and needs to read a book desperately.
2/3rd slags where?
Anyone remember the name of that butthurt dullard on twitter who constantly seethes at tipsters
>>67198374
It's in play friend
Sweden Juniorallsvenskan
>>67198392
t4tw?
>>67198402
>impersonating me
222222222222222222222
new thread
>>67198419
>>67198402
Just remembered - BettingScams
![2638166[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7aKmFNI.jpg "2638166[1]")
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