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T R I G G E R E D
>>67143138
It's T4TW
>>67143157
>racism
>2016
madman
>>67143169
shit banter
>>67143138
I don't understand what this is.
>>67143172
Now just post a pic of your Albanian passport and a local newspaper and I will sell you my accpunts.
kartepe when
>>67143231
never again ;_;
zzz Spartaks not tipped
Last chance to get on Cue Card
>>67143360
virginity o25
Hammering Belgrade DC
Hello pif where are goals :DDDDDDD
I am pmsl laughing at this pif tip tbqhwy
>>67143440
u, u
PIF?
More like PISH
whats the bet in the CL game? Vidal to score?
>>67143470
5-5 correct score
>>67143470
under 0.5
>>67143470
over yellows
>>67143470
first goal: penalty
>>67143470
Bayern DNB
PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF
>>67143547
Stop this.
I'm gonna walk home today with £127.50, right lads?
To think, there was some mong that wanted PIF tipped as a 10/10... o i am laffin
>>67143559
sure buddy
>>67143559
No.
>>67143583
Why not?
>>67143138
What a strange man
>>67143596
Atletico wont lose at home to a shit version of Pep's Barca.
Piffing myself laughing tbqh
>>67143612
Imagine only noticing this now
PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Suspending CUNTS
>>67143671
fuck up you utter mong
absolutelyrektpmsl tez
Feel like throttling whoever tipped AEK.
Reminder that PIF is a 10/10 pmsl
>>67143662
Just proves it innit
>>67143691
kek
What did you bet them on?
>>67143706
Took the 7.5 spread
CUNTS
>>67143698
>>67143638
>>67143565
Alright calm down
>>67143559
You're not going to lose.
You're going to win, you're going to win, and you're going to win.
PPJ -0.5 is WORLD, win back your PIF losses.
>>67143733
PAOK is having a fantastic game and AEK are still up 6 going into the 4th. Still a decent bet, just gotta hope AEK doesn't completely shit the bed
Doing a fucking goal dance here for a PIF refund.
What is that website where you can get rball from when its not available on Bet365?
>>67143836
some other bookies will have it if 365 dont, tempobet is usually good.
also rballdb but you have to pay
333333333333333
Hope someone got on Bodo
>>67143797
nice work lad
>>67143797
111111111111111
re back
>>67143797
11111111
>>67143797
TT it lad
>Bet on PIF
I just got mafiad, didn't I.
>>67143907
nope, mafia is down on this too
coco btfo
>>67143972
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>Push the like button if you fucking love freerollers. Last 4 bets have been freerollers. I for one love freerolling. The feeling of not being able to lose but win Shitload on the same time is great!
Is this why Euan isn't around anymore?
GENUINELY CANT STOP LOSING PMSL
>>67143733
DAT PAOK THREE POINTER AT THE END
holy shit rip breh
>>67144027
Are you me?
>>67143733
>tfw on -4.5
c o m f y
>No TipsterNor today
Terrible
>>67144027
>>67144068
Hello, friends. It's not a good feeling being left covered in sweat and Eau De Mafioso, bleeding from the rectum in a cheap motel room as you hear the faint echo of "/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs!" just before you pass out.
Bayern
Bayern o2
Pep will go all out for away goals, knowing atleti can't make it up with their lack of organized build-up and possession
just woke up and saw that Godin is out
Genuinely don't know what to do. Bayern DNB probably
>>67144068
I may be.
>>67144095
Hate J West so much, hope his train is delayed.
HEY WHAT'S THE BETS FOR THE BAYERN GAME
>>67144098
>both team on bonus
>line down to 5.5
SHAKING
>>67144095
>he wasn't on Bodo/Glimt
>>67144142
Atletico to win by 4+ at 67.0
>>67144174
bankrolling this
Yes hello where are the PPJ goals
>>67144226
NO WHERE BECAUSE I BET ON THEM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67144142
Throw in between 5-6 mins
Odds are good
>>67144280
Doing this
SHREWD
H
R
E
W
D
Actually laughing manically to myself at how much I am losing.
I AM PMSL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36154211
>Cashout babbys
>>67144362
there have been so many great bets today, you should be up insane
>>67144381
fuck off you soccerway mug
>>67143631
Fancying atletico dnb desu
>>67144373
Maybe he needed the 45p to buy your mum for an hour
>>67144398
pmsl now now, maybe it's time to get off of /bet/ today and take a long walk if you're so bitter
>Herd 3 - 3 Aalesund
FUCK
There goes my salvation.
>>67144373
IMAGINE cashing out for a loss on a 5000-1 shot that is going to come in.
Lille and PPJ please find the goal.
I'll have sex if you do.
Expecting a lot of Bayern corners today. No Godin. Might put in a cheeky bet on a Martinez goal
any injuries for bayern or atletico for b365 inplay offer?
>>67144594
not sure yet, but müller, ribery and kimmich are benched
>>67144634
yup, just read. Boateng isn't there, but not listed anyway
>>67144661
tasci i think
>>67144677
nope nvm, hes there
>>67144691
yup, probably will have to go for a benched player
Need another PPJ goal like A I R
Crazy to bet Thiago for the first goal? 12/1. Pep's set up to attack the bunker through the flanks, might get on a rebound.
What do Atletico have to do to stop people underrating them?
>>67144800
Smells like Goff
>>67144594
There's an inplay offer today as well?
>>67144847
only certain countries
if you had one yesterday you won't see todays offer
malmo game is disrupted, but odds still rising on the exchange. wtf
What the fuck happened in the Malmo game?
>>67144847
Only for cuckolds.
>>67144874
Righto.
>>67144912
Fan threw firecracker at a sub and the sub grabbed the corner flag and javelined it right into the crowd.
Not abandoned yet just a small disruption.
who else /free money/ here? best pitcher in baseball on the. Eat hitting team vs. a terrible pitcher on a bad team. literally cannot lose
>>67144847
They usually direct them at the user
>Germans will get the game featuring a German team
>Brits get the one featuring a British team
>Spaniards get both maybe, I dunno
>Ausfags get some Aussie rules game
>Rest of world probably just get some other shit or 365 flip a coin or something to decide
>>67144946
I'm surprised you'd get more than your money back on this one.
365 seem to be inquiring about the Malmo game. Might get a refund.
https://twitter.com/bet365/with_replies
>>67145013
we also only get 25€ which is less than 20GBP
absolute CUNTS
>>67144944
PMSL IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE
http://www.fotbollskanalen.se/allsvenskan/tv-just-nu-matchen-avbruten---publik-attackerade-sana/
>>67145056
They get 50 poons I think, friendo.
>>67145087
PMSL
>>67145110
i know they do, im just saying we dont even get half of what they get
PPJ won't actually score again. I genuinely CANNOT win a bet ffs
>>67145153
>impersonating me
>>67145132
Try being Poland
>>67145173
>implying
I'm seriously DAC, won one of my last 9 bets ffs.
How they fuck are these Bayern odds so good?
>>67145226
Atletico Home Record
christ
please continue the malmo game
Abandoned.
If they give Malmo the win do I win my bet or is it just going to be voided?
Silly amounts on Munich
>>67145623
>prestaking on mainstream
y u do dis
>>67145562
fucks sake
Atletico win 1-0 BOOK IT
Hello, I'm here for a second Chelsea slags goal
>>67145798
Thank you.
This ends 0-0 @ 5.45
Get on big
>>67145932
pmsl
>norway fart women
>>67145932
'no'
intense match mane
>>67145932
kek
>>67145623
pmsl
>>67145932
bait?
>>67145932
>you
So glad all the utter sluggy virgins backing Bayern are blown the fuck out.
>>67144280
>>67144289
Hahaha we actually won. Good shit
what's with the rball picks lately albania?
Rebacking atleti
is bayern corners THE bet now?
>be me
>bet £50 on Bayern
fuck
>he didn't go over 2.5 goals @2.70
Value
>>67145745
tfw wasnt on
>Missed Madrid
>>67146280
there will be more goals m8
Got refunded from the Malmo game.
>>67146318
But for whom?
>>67146262
This
Its only a matter of time for me to win 275 USD
>>67146447
Bayern. Better be. I'm gonna lose my £50 otherwise ...
>>67146447
Atletico looks more dangerous when they have the ball but really can go either way
Has this womans english league just started? I might get into it desu
>>67146318
I think so too I'm just memeing. On BTTS so really hoping for it.
>watch Barca use these exact tactics and fail
>try the exact same thing with inferior players
Pep such a genius
need another fh goals tbqh familia
>Euan tip notification
>Not on 365
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz why bother
>Fart Women
Lewd
>>67146626
is it a fonbet special?
I would like to buy a goal please
One round of bayern goal for everyone, on me!!
I'm listening
>>67146966
would you like to use a lifeline?
You have
>Ask audience
>50/50
>Call a friend
still available
>>67147094
5 MINUTES LEFT PAL
Sion Swifts women just got smacked
>>67147151
James Mckeown Just got home, on win yolo
10k at 1.7 on bf it looks like
>entire philosophy is about playing nice attacking football
>opposition who are supposedly "defensive" actually creating better chances
Pep such a FRAUD
>>67147128
I'll give you one goal for free, game ends 1 - 1.
Next match you have to pay £20
>>67147209
How exactly do you see how much money has gotten matched on a market?
/bet/, Raj, Australian shitposter and Norway failed me!
>>67147218
man city ridiculously short for the title next year too, huge lay for me.
>>67147094
When will you save us
>>67147151
what was it on beforehand? might take it even at 1.61 desu
>>67147508
@2 before the drop. Rball is nice and promising anyway
Euan BEGGING for a <20% ROI
Euan so surreal
PEP ITS TIME FOR SUBSTITUTIONS
COME ON.
Mid Ulster +0.75 absolute gift, rball evened up this half. Thanks mackeroon
Sion goal coming any minute now
>>67148001
Oh I am laffin
>>67148001
kek
>>67148001
F R A U D
>>67148004
J U D G E
>>67148001
one of the reasons I'm not following any bets from /bet/ anymore
tears friend
>>67148105
>>67148069
>>67148061
>>67148054
>matches last 62 mins
>even if it does lose, that makes it a bad bet
plebs ITT desu, Mackers smacked a correctly priced event and got lucky, as he does sometimes. Rebacking +0.75
BEGGING for a byåsen u19 goal
this game is gonna end like Barca
Bayern always pushing only to lose 2-0
300 quid on Bayern 0.0 @1.35, refund minimum
Can TT guy tip Corinthians women -0.25 please, probably a 7/10 bet
>>67148522
reasoning?
>>67148522
>Already down to -0.75
>>67148561
Value compared to asia, big journey, big gulf. Just wins.
>>67148561
Leave -0.75, arguably right line
sion swifts will score a second
the atletico bus has now arrived
Need a few Bayern corners please
>>67149038
'no'
Atletico defense a wall desu
What a waste of time this game was.
>>67147218
Atletico have the best defense currently, it's not like any other team would be faring better
>>67145745
actual shrewdster
>>67143631
Shrewdie
Actually pmsl at the comments on TorasAngel's last tip. Has the man lost it?
>>67149080
how much you down on Bayern lad?
>>67148522
zzz too easy
Looking to gamble big boys. What's a bet to place your roll on. Let's get rich.
>>67149303
if only i had the £50 offer for this game :'(
When are we moving to /asp/.
The summer is dangerously approaching along with the Euros
>>67149661
Spelt /biz/ wrong
UP INSANE ON MCMANUS
>>67149661
we're moving to /r9k/
>scaring off Euan
i hope you nasty lot are proud of yourselves for outcasting the glue that keeps this place together
>wasn't on the Bolivian fix
Zzzzzz
libertad vs olimpia in 3h. gonna be a great game
Amazing run at my Blogabet.
This place is shit without Euan desu
>>67150059
90 verified, non-bubblegum picks
+17% YIELD
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
Albania is like the cancer of these threads and /bet/ had the cure but /bet/ drove the cure(Euan) away
Place is better without that baby anyway.
zzzzzzz guy running the TT account such a clueless little sixth former ignoring all the great bets he's been asked to tip
>>67150239
Why not make your own TT profile?
>>67150239
>asked to tip -0.25
>line moves to -0.75, i.e the correct price, before he can tip it with decent reasoning
not really his fault desu senpai
>>67149452
This 2bh >>67144946
The best pitcher in baseball at home going against pic related. I'm giving the Brewers 1.5 runs and taking the -155 line though
If i have 5k roll what % should i use? still 0.5,1,2 and 5?
>>67150511
That with "listed pitchers must start"?
>>67150618
double them
>>67150646
That seems overly aggressive
>>67150694
not particularly aggressive with that roll
>>67150618
correct sizes if 5k is a lot to you, yeah
>>67150646
>>67150732
is either much richer than you or a penny punter
Hassan Whiteside o27 points + rebounds simply wins
>>67150627
on bovada, yes
wtb
>>67150982
Euan to come back and save us @9
>>67151068
They don't know how much he earns, once that's out there he'll be popular
Copa Libertadores tonight
Racing Club vs Atletico Mineiro - I've got under 2.5 goals and Racing Club draw no bet.
Gremio vs Rosario - I'm on btts and Gremio win.
Nacional vs Corinthians - Nacional win, btts.
>You will never be this shrewd
>>67151166
I honestly don't give a shit, bud
>>67151166
Thanks for letting us know
TY albania
>>67151166
Don't you have a building to be erecting for the British expats or something? those things dont build themselves Pedro.
>>67151188
Shut up Luke you utter dullard
Eurovision book looking as red as Rossy Boy after a fortnight in Gran Canaria. BT such a fraud ffs.
>>67151279
Fantastic prose, friend.
>>67151279
Just called my parents, grandmother and younger brother into my room so that I could read them this. Fantastic post and scarily accurate.
>>67151365
Thanks for letting us know
Anyone have any idea how much it would cost to get an U20 African slag side to do your bidding? Thanks in advance lads.
>>67151442
Do you mean in terms of fixing matches or sexual favours?
>>67151473
They don't come separately
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/27/young-accountant-was-driven-to-suicide-by-gambling-addiction-his/
RIP Jwest
E U A N
Does anyone find Euan's attempts at humour really cringeworthy?
I don't know who he's trying to appeal to here. It's like one of those in jokes where no-one is really in on it.
>>67151524
Need his accounts
>>67151557
How is that humour? He's actually answering the question isn't he? albeit poorly in his own "i watch the games and i make picks based on what my eyes see" obviousness.
>>67151524
>He was seeking professional help, including seeing a hypnotist, but after one session went straight out to bet
hypnotists btfo
Cannot spake
>>67151524
That's twice Jenny has died this month
>>67151557
Strange little man. I think he's trying to say he just watches a stream and bets based on that rather than team news, past rballs, info and other factors and he's a bit defensive about it.
>>67151557
Wheres that therapist that analyses Euan's posts?
NEED an update on Euan's mental health.
Lightening Ducks double tonight lads
>>67151587
/bet/mafia just out to get our bae
>>67151587
>>67151647
It just seems very strange behaviour to me. Like he tips to boost his own sense of self-worth, rather than having other people profit from his knowledge.
>>67151524
>July last year
actually thought it could have been him until this point
Another good day in my facebook page! 3 win 3 great win. For follow and win press like here
>>67151655
I have analysed some of Euan's posts but I think there are 3 or 4 of us who do what you are describing.
>>67151663
Of course he does
Half of his bets dont come in then he goes on the full offensive, de-tripping to support himself.
Hes been proven that his ROI doesnt match up from his bets either.
Why /bet still bothers with him is beyond me.
Most of his tips come from another blog too
PMSL just realised I bet on the wrong Brazilian slags game by mistake
still winning though, cheers Euan
>>67151663
A lot of bets don't need huge write ups. He's got to the stage where he has a decent record on tt so probably thinks he doesn't need to analyse every pick.
>>67151697
Honestly is the best kind of Euanposting.
>>67151706
>Most of his tips come from another blog too
Proof or you're just talking shit.
>>67151764
Hi Euan
>>67151806
4/10 doesnt really sound like him.
>>67151806
Wasn't having a dig when asking if there was info, didn't know you were so much of a stream j u d g e, thought I might have missed something
State of the ref in the Racing game
>>67151806
wtb
>>67151806
Thanks for the bet Euan.
In future could you look for more Overs bets, rather than Unders?
I had to get my housemate to write this comment because my fingers kept slipping off the keyboard from the amount I'm perspiring from the current bet
>>67151984
Why would you want to be on overs? Unders bets are winning from the second you place them.
how can you be sweating over an U3.5 in a game that's still at 1:0
SKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
11111111111111111111111111
Tampa
Does the jani really delete any post implying it's Euan? What a sad little vindictive man. Literally bullying.
>>67152378
FUCK UP EUAN
pmsl did someone report a Euan impersonater?
SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Islanders
>>67152255
Praying that every dangerous attack and suspended odds are false alarms and amount to nothing is pretty sweaty
>>67152466
>SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Why are you doing this you nonce?
>>67152516
dangerous attacks are just Bet365 trying to scare you into cashing out
>>67152554
>not knowing
Looks likes youre the faggot around here mate
>>67152429
It is either Euan which means he is ban evading or it is not Euan and the person is therefore trolling which breaks 4chan global rule number 3.
>>67152633
Its Euan ban evading.
He got banned for off topic convos the other night like Tinder posting etc and the janny BTFO him
Hes trying to act all superior coming back under many different VPNs but he keeps getting BTFO
>caring about /bet/ this much
>>67152633
Bet you sat in the front row at school you nonce
>>67152708
pmsl he needs attention in some form or another
SKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
ISLANDERS
Snorripj absolute J U D G E
Euan BTFO
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ISLANDERS AGAIN
>>67153007
Last warning.
Sums on racing dnb
>>67153078
Or youll what
Youll do fuck all you wee poof
ALL I need is a Euan tip, a Euan tip tonight.
SKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRE
Islanders
>>67153788
cheers flashscore
do americans not bet?
rosario central +0.25 doesnt lose
>>67155253
On gremio btts and Nacional dnb
really need gremio goal
shit
Forgot to carry the decimal and wagered 10 times as much as I meant to
At least it was a draw no bet
>>67160094
>tfw once bet on the wrong similarly named line
>warriors race to 10 instead of warriors 4th qtr ml
>ended up losing despite starting 8-2 (ended 8-10), while quarter was 25-17
couldn't even be mad for being so careless
Why shouldn't I bankroll Villarreal SW @2.43?
>>67162949
Because Shakhtar DNB is much safer
can you guys help me with these ? no idea
>>67163578
One one i'm quite certain on his that Molde v Aalesund will be a Molde win and 'high' goals.
Don't see Man.U v Leicester being high scoring. Probably 2 goals max.
>>67163639
Thanks
Updated. .so I can only pick 5 low and 5 highscoring matches
>>67163578
Gib Esiliiga tips faggot
>>67163578
Rosenborg - high (top team playing a shit bound for relegation team)
Tromso - low, maybe high (strong home team playing a shit bound for relegation team)
Odd - high (cunt coach, but good offensive football so far from them, Stabæk is pretty bad)
>>67163822
Thoughts on Alta vs Finnsnes in the NM Cup? So far Finnsnes look solid in Div 2, but in this match up bet365 have them @ 2.87
>>67163871
Not the same guy you asked but,
A possible reason is the distance and players having full-time jobs. It's a 6-7 hour drive to Alta so perhaps some of Finnsnes' first choice players can't go as they'd have to have left this morning and won't be back until the early hours of tomorrow. Some just can't commit to that midweek. Not forgetting a 6-7 hour journey can really take away some of your energy. (They will take a bus, not fly as these clubs are not rich.)
>>67164138
Alright, thanks, you're making some good points. Odds went up to 3.10 by now, I'll just monitor it in-play.
thread theme
https://youtu.be/WqV1ILz5AO8
>>67163871
I don't know the teams, sorry. >>67164138 makes good points though.
Tweet at @NorwayFootball, maybe TipsterNor will deign you worthy for a reply.
>aussies
>>67164489
Those utter cunts
If anyone wants a lotto nfl draft bet, Over 17.5 defensive players in the first round.
All expert mock drafts have 18-20 going in the first round. There aren't that many offensive stars, so for 14 or more to go in the first round is a stretch.
Also when teams aren't looking at anyone in particular when their turn to pick comes up, defaulting to the best defensive player available is common
As I said, it's still a lottery, but it is just more likely to come in than under 17.5
Giggling at the Aussies kek
>>67164516
We only have a few bookies to choose from, so we may be better off, but we are still getting fucked over, too. Also hate the thought that the state puts its greasy hands in my pocket and pulls out 5% of my winnings whenever I win bet.
>>67164556
is this real?
is it 5% of all winnings or is there a minimum amount you have to have won before it kicks in, like income tax?
>>67164556
>having your gambling profits taxated
top cuck Germany
>>67164556
You would have to declare the tax anyway later on, right? Kind of sucks you can't really play 2.0 odds and double your stake, but always have to wait for 2.2 or something, them taking Pinni, Betfair and horse racing away from us, sucks too.
>>67164575
atleast you have 365, would kill for one
how do I use Pinnacle in the UK? Cant figure this out
>>67164563
Yes, every single bet is taxed. Sometimes bookies will cover the 5% to give more incentive to German customers to use their sites.
>>67164575
No, you don't have to, because the state taxes your profits automatically anyway
>>67164601
Lad, move to germany for 4 months like me, set up your pinny, then come home and take all the profit
>>67164601
Sign up through asian connect 88 or premium tradings, there's many others but those two are most reputable I think.
>>67164563
There was a similar rule in the UK up until 2001, was a bigger % too, you used to be able to decide whether to pay the levy on the stake or on your winnings.
Awful skedge today
>>67164653
yeah, some possible gems though
Villareal-LFC BTTS is pretty much free money, r-right lads?
>>67164681
Need a bet to break my 9 (nine) bet losing streak
Reminder to stay away from all of the 1pm Israeli kickoff games
Utter shite the lot of them
Commenting "111111" or "2-1" on my tips (in favour or against the tip) will result in you being blocked from following me.
is euan on the spectrum?
>>67164746
Hes in full on damage control mode.
He has been banned from /sp/ and is denying he ever posted here
He might have mental problems trying to keep 4chan at arms length
This (if info correct) could explain why the odds have moved so much
SO BORED
>those lumps on moscow 1.5 fh
>>67164746
I feels like he's been under a lot of stress the past few weeks. What with assessments, AbsoluteRektPmsl AND being blocked from /sp/.
I think the lad just needs some time off to gather his thoughts.
Albirex Niigata v Young Lions is kicking off in 15mins lads
-2.0, -2.5 AH @ 1.9 is easy money
Pic related
>>67164824
cookies blueless
>>67164714
Ends 2-0 to the Spaniards m8
>>67164824
I didn't realise soccerway was blocked for 365 traders.
On HUUUUUGE
>>67164824
In case you're wondering about
>>67164848
>>67164865
Bookies have the same knowledge you do, so -2.0, -2.5 AH is priced correctly by them. So you would lose money making these bets in the long run, even if this one wins.
If you knew extra info, like the Young Lions' hotel burned down and they slept on the street last night and had no starting goalkeeper, then you would have an edge with that line
>>67164890
do they have no goalkeeper?
>>67164890
did they sleep on the street last night?
>>67164890
Source on this hotel story?
>>67164890
What do you know.
>>67164890
Thanks for the info m8, just bankrolled Albirex SW
laying douvan
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111
>EUAN STEALING /bet/ TIPS
PMSL
>>67164890
1111111111111
WORLD tip mate
BOOOOOOOOM
Dangered zzz
kek, Euan tipping a game /bet/ was already all over
zzzzz Euan stole the tip
Impossible to stake Euan's bet, if he had any dignity he would void it.
Delete your tip Euan.
So we are now at the stage where we get on any soccerway tip posted?
Ok.
>>67164971
Do you think Douvan won't win, or you're just hoping for a drift?
>>67165057
PMSL
Euan assblasted as fuck
AHAAHAH
EUAN stealing bets from /bet/
What a fucking hack you are child
Just because the bet was tipped in here and by Euan doesn't mean he stole it...
>>67165057
I'm not on, was accurately priced.
>>67165204
Euan u lttl rat stop ban evading.
>>67165204
This is an even more pathetic post if isn't Euan without his trip on, slurp slurp slug I'm sure Euan will notice you soon
Euan really is SO strange
>>67165222
Of course it's Euan, he's probably ran to an internet cafe now that it's ht pmsl
>>67165234
pmsl the scotsman actually ran from his Glasgow council flat to ASDA just so he could get wifi to defend his tip.
Confirmed, APOEL missing their two top scorers. Their 2nd choice isn't bad either but it could be a difficult game against Lanaraka. Will have to see in-game, odds are great for either team.
>>67165252
zzzzzzz pseudo shite
>>67165258
It's just information that can come in handy, it's up to you what you make of it
>>67165252
Thanks Franz!
BT fancies a small on over 2.25 in the Scottish U20s
>>67165282
why?
Need another Albirex goal like A I R
pmsl actually gonna be down on this Singaporean shite. cba
>>67165503
Won't happen, I'm not allowe to win a bet.
Can't wait for Euan to get a VOID from an accurately priced game.
>tfw everyone backed your shitty Albirex tip and now its going to lose
Sorry lids
>Ends at least 4-0. So just wait for -1.5 line and take it from here
Euan SUCH a fraud
>>67165647
333333333333333333333333
>>67165282
Please don't besmirch my reputation with bets like this
>>67165666
Convenient you're saying this now zzz
>>67165133
Don't think he'll win, surely his run must end
Gorgeous horse either way
hey /bet/ what are the odds that you're all virgins that waste your neetbux on 1 euro bets instead of going to the brotel?
>>67165685
Only just seen it now, it could still win easily but it's lotto shite and not something I'd be on
>>67165697
>going to the brotel?
>>67165723
might as well chuck autistic sperglord into the odds as well then
How much is an acceptable amount to spend on a haircut?
>>67165768
No more than a tenner
>>67165768
Twenty's plenty
>>67165768
at least 50
>>67165768
I go for fifty notes.
>>67165768
>>67165794
>>67165796
Including or excluding tip?
>>67165768
Off to get your perm done with the Albiirex winnings Euan lad? Pmsl
>>67165816
Not this shittu againu. I'm too much down for it, just fuck off.
>>67165816
>tipping a barber
>>67165865
>being tight
>>67165865
i tip mine because shes hot and rubs her tits in my face when she leans over.
>>67165884
>being american
Why would I tip someone who is self employed and sets his own prices?
>>67165894
I tip 3 quid a time as I pay with a 20 and I'm not arsed about carrying change around, means fuck all to me and it looks like i'm nice and they appreciate it. Tip taxi/uber drivers too, but that's mostly when I'm pissed, don't tip takeaway drivers though
Anyone who doesn't get a 1 on the back/sides and a bit off the top for under a tenner is either a massive poof or a paki
>>67165964
I look better with long hair, just get a trim with scissors
>>67165964
This is basically what I do.
Just say "yeah, short on the sides mate, leave a bit more on the top alright" throw him a fiver and im off.
>>67165768
Shrewdies cut their own hair and use the money saved to bet on Romanian under 12s 2nd division kabaddi
>>67166012
This desu
>>67165964
>1 on the sides
bit short
can't stop losing send help
Euan is, quite frankly, surreal.
tractor if odds go up
>>67166113
no longer convinced
>>67166359
and they score as i say it
I love how Albania makes a new thread calling Euan a fraud and during the time the thread is up, Euan pulls out 2 world bets while Albania tips some rball bets and Man City.
Surely Albania is trying to be a parody of himself now?
>>67166368
Good post.
Are Notts County in administration yet?
>>67166368
>>67166490
These 2 posts are Euan posts
Please ignore them
>>67166687
We are ignoring them
Snooker fans will be able watch football, horse racing, or go shopping this Saturday afternoon.
>>67166531
Any day now.
>>67166687
I'm one of them and I'm not Euan so this isn't true
>>67166731
Whatever you say, Euan
>>67166687
I'm the other one and I'm not Euan so this isn't true.
>>67166727
Sounds like goff.
Must be goff.
Did Tractor -0.5 win?
Just been to get my haircut.
>>67166900
4-2 looks good so far
>>67166915
Thanks franz.
>Squad Fitness were selling at like 1.8k a few weeks ago now wont even sell for 1.1k
>>67166965
What?
>>67166965
>>67167042
>/bet/
thought i was in the FIFA thread kek
>>67167061
Why don't you fuck off back there u lttl rat.
Bet you're not even +ev with your UT. Signing shit forwards.
Rug tips:
Sharks@chiefs: Chiefs - [email protected] Was -12 earlier in the week but I guess someone at bet 365 finally realised that the sharks are missing three of their first teamers including the captain. Would still back the chiefs to win by at least 20 here though. Small
Connacht@Treviso: Connacht [email protected]: Too generous to Treviso. Medium
Edinburgh@Munster: Edinburgh [email protected]: Players coming back in for edinburgh, munster have been dire of late. There is not a 7 point difference between the sides, Surprised it wasnt a +1/-1 kind of deal. Small
Cheetahs@Reds: Reds [email protected] Medium
Rebels@Blues: [email protected] Large
Hurricanes@Lions: Hurricanes@2 small
Brumbies@Highlanders: Brumbies@3 Medium
Bulls@Force: Bulls -6@1,83 Large
>>67167456
thanks, just put a 1quid accy on them all.
tap tap boom.
> Villarreal to have most possession @3.1
Free money lids
>>67167456
Pmsl
>>67167456
#on
muggy as shit but gotta prevent that limiting somehow
>>67167456
tenner on the large tips
thanks for the effort m8
>>67167456
You're the kind of guy that has a negative ROI. I'm taking the larges as a small because to me thats about accurate.
>>67167732
You're definitely losing money here, should have stope £1 on.
>>67167491
Where, bankroll job.
James Mckeown Down a cunt today signing out
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Why do I follow this moron
>>67168020
whats he been on?
>>67167975
>You're definitely losing money here
probably, but it's only as muggy as other mainstream shite, and it's effectively only a cheeky tenner for each bet.
Anyway, I enjoy rugby and haven't watched much lately. Will help me get back into it
>>67168037
Arab shite
>>67168020
>tfw won 4/5 and have 2 more that are very likely to come in and 1 that looks promising
BT wants a large on TPK -1, literally finishes 5-0+
>>67167998
888sport m8. Go down to "match stats" bets to find it
Euan such a slimy little aftertimer, AbsolutelyRektPmsl and BT have him so rattled that he's resorted to tipping Mara bets and stealing from /bet/ pmsl
>>67168121
why? teamsheets lid?
>>67168121
TT it LID
>>67168173
Teamsheets and extensive futisforum research
>>67168182
TT guy changed the password
Can't believe Legirus weren't tipped in here
>>67168151
Thanks lid, put my remaining pennies in my 888sport account on it.
Didn't know they had stat betting there, assuming its for big games only. Could exploit things like total fouls, most shots etc based on team stats accurately priced or not.
>>67168202
Willing to bet 100% of my roll that you were one of the greasy sixth formers whose fiver pushed them to a -4.5 at kick off.
I LOVE the TT analysis lid, makes me wonder what the general TT populous that are not from /bet/ think.
Surprised no one like Bird has asked who BT is yet.
>>67168306
someone asked who BT is the other day and Bird lurks /bet/ so he knows
NEED partizan goal
>>67168339
bird doesn't lurk /bet/
>>67168260
I've got about 75 quid on with various limited accounts in play.
>prestaking
>>67168306
I dont know what to tell them desu
>>67168356
Yes he does. He uses /bet/ terminology in all his posts.
BT surreal
TPK
>BT surreal and I'm not on
boring
bt surreal y'all
>>67168394
Thanks Michael Caley
>>67168339
>>67168361
KEK, just tell them it's BritTurk in a simple way.
"What do you mean 'who is BT?', it's BritTurk you dullard."
>>67168356
I doubt Bird lurks, he uses the terminology common on TT now because /bet/ IS TT.
Can confirm that I would reback a smed
bt utterly surreal desu senpai
222222222
Kvik Halden v Sarpsborg in Norwegian Cup, Kvik red after 16 mins. Still 0-0 but could be good for some overs.
Why doesn't BT post with his trip any more?
>>67168593
He nonced his way into prison
>>67168593
BT wants a smedge on Euan's trip.
>http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/2Rabrhkt/#point-by-point;1
This is how real men play tennis
Noticed Legia Warsaw was down by a goal, but they're normally the better team, right? Should I put money on a come from behind win?
>>67168652
no info, no bet.
also go asian handicap -1 on them instead of win from behind.
>>67168634
>It's a two equally average tennis players with good service games play eachother episode.
>>67168652
dunno, dc seems reasonable, still odds of 2.2
>>67168634
Real men don't play tennis.
>>67168694
Men that play tennis are the kind of people that watch Top Gear repeats on a Sunday afternoon after playing Golf.
>the one team i prestaked is absolute dog shit today
yep, serves me right
>>67168721
>leaving the house on a sunday and being unable to properly follow and place bets.
maybe it's time you left /bet/ fella
all of you will end like this, the only variable is time.
>>67168744
>Blaming bookmakers for your lack of self control
>>67168744
They're making a film outta absolutely fabulous?
my mum used to love that show, might take her for her birthday when TPK come through for me
>>67168744
>Hillsboro' not the main story
FUCK YOU NEW DAY
JUSTICE FOR THE 96
>>67168744
Have sex please.
>>67168765
he was a delusional, losing poker player. probably played way too high stakes and never had an edge skill-wise
>>67168744
The other variable is that he played online poker, a mugs game
>>67168744
>It's shameful smacking is still not a criminal offence
I agree, let everybody have a chance to get on
>>67168778
Your mum sounds like a bbc enthusiast if you know what I mean
>>67168721
Goff pls get off /bet/
>>67168744
>stealing your newspaper name from a wrestling tag team
>>67168810
This.
Smackers should be auto-limited.
>>67168790
>Trinity Mirror
>>67168744
>died of shame
I thought he died of suicide?
>>67168778
rather see a film made out of absolutely daculous
>>67168744
what on earth is this paper
>goffy and peter tweeting eachother
pmsl
>>67168929
Would love to be sat in a pub while this is being discussed
>>67168810
>>67168778
Good posts
>>67168929
need Euan to weigh in with his opinion desu
>>67168951
>Browssing twitter conversations while sat in a pub
>>67168744
Impossible to understate the respect we should all have for those who devoted 27 years of their lives to a relentless pursuit of justice.
>James Mckeown My bloods physically boiling, off for a few hours
What does he mean by this?
Going to smack TPK -0.75 so hard when it gets there
>>67168981
Surprised goff got sucked in by the hillsborough bile
>>67168987
He's off to smash up his Mum's furniture pal
SURELY Vojvodina will score any minute now
>>67169004
I wouldn't spend a second worrying what that newspaper say or do either. The families won, the people of Liverpool won, football fans won.
>>67169004
>hillsborough bile
The only people who think this are edge lords, any football fan welcomed the news. The covering up of what happened and discrediting and smearing of football fans was tez.
Reminder that Paiha have conceded 8 second half goals in their last 2 games, just imagine how wobbly their puny little legs are right now pmsl. Advising a reback of -0.75.
Does anyone else track Dackers main group asian bets? I have a yield of -5.9% after 33 bets, wondering if that was similar to others. Thanks in advance chaps!
I think Goffy is talking big sense, Peter just chatting shit like usual
>>67169076
are you BT?
>>67169128
Goffy is a mug who sits there all day tracking Betfair/Asia
I dont want to pay £25 for Mackers, because the Spanish learning Anon is a gem and posts admin anyway.
Is it worth joining just for bantz / anon bets in there.
>>67169171
yes
>>67169171
its worth joining if you want to get limited
>>67169171
>joining just for bantz
I'm actually tempted to do so
>TPK line at -0.5
wtf
>>67169171
It's the best group for tips, lots of shrewd, full time gamblers tipping
>>67169129
Yes
Eurovision book so red, cannot spake
>>67169213
Like who
>>67169153
Sits where?
>>67169190
An accy a day keeps the limit away.
>>67169213
Is it really though? £25 seems steep for le soccerway memes and supposed pros.
>>67169247
its not worth it, mackers has shills on here selling it.
should have made a fucking corner bet for the vojvodina game, they just cant hit the net
>TPK will be on a 0.0 in 20 minutes.
>>67169235
Matt Howard, Goody, Florian, Danny Robinson
>>67169247
Depends what you're staking
>>67169310
>Danny
TEARS
>>67169153
But even Peter is using the "HURRR did Lester fans really cough up huge sums at 5000/1? I don't think so" line which is fucking retarded, they started at 5000/1 but were still 100/1 around Christmas, people were getting on anywhere in between for decent size figures especially when they'd been top for a while and were still massively long.
>>67169310
>I'd up my stakes if I felt there was more confidence in my selections based on those in the group alone.
I only place 2-4 bets a day max anyway
literally tears in my eyes
>>67169377
Didn't mean to green text this.
Tears if you didn't reback TPK
>>67168121
Ah, Eau De Mafioso, such a fragrant smell.
Tammkka Tartu II -0.5 WORLD
AbsolutelyRektPmsl better be right about all these rebacks, BT going to get me into a lot of trouble one day
>>67169569
My last advised reback was -0.75 from 2-0 at HT so you can ignore the last tip
>>67169591
???????
>>67169599
BT here. Just saying I didn't advise anything from 3-0, cba with them not trying or whatever, won enough from the game to have to bother with a loss on a reback
>>67169591
you said it would go 5+ desu senpai, this is on YOU
>>67168744
I actually might if today turns out to be another no goals snorefest
>>67169442
BT here, advising a -0.25 on this now.
>>67169623
don't fuck with us I rebacked 200.
>>67169623
What accounts trade these games? My 365 was limited last week I guess you use a different account?
>>67169638
Please don't impersonate me
tpk gonna concede, feel sick tbbh
>>67169662
>that market suspension
ill
>>67169662
>dutch tips
>>67169645
Unibet have dece lays for kolmonen, reback every price change, 2 euro handis, team goals and 3 different AHs mean you can easily get enough on
Actually going to be down on this game somehow pmsl.
>>67169694
pmsl same
wanna joint suicide?
>>67169694
>>67169704
>got on first 2 -1s
>missed first -0.5 reback so doubled up on -0.5 from 3-0
>>67169685
Thanks!
>THIRTY SHOTS
Need a 4th like Euan needs to have sex.
>>67169704
I think it's for the best. Just gonna donate roll to charity then be done with it.
Down thousands in the last week.
>>67169832
atleast i'm not the only one
>>67169832
Is that it? I'm down a mill today alone.
>>67169442
pmsl
>>67169832
>>67169844
Makes me wonder how many people here are actually up over their entire lifetime
>>67169062
You seriously believe Liverpool fans played no part in the disaster? Really?
not on
>>67169844
April was fucking great for the first 2-3 weeks too.
>>67169865
I am up all time, and I will make this back. Happens occasionally. Just need a few good bets, dece money train etc.
444444
ABSOLUTELYREKTPMSL SURREAL
>>67169871
Mate just ignore it, theres no point starting this discussion on /bet/.
We all know there were some Liverpool fans that were a direct cause of the deaths. You have to be an actual retard if you think the police just sent 96 innocent scousers to their death. Hillsborough had issues like that before, it was the over crowding as the fundamental cause of death.
sweating buckets tho
FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR
SO FUCKING CLOSE TO GOING IN
>>67169933
>It's the Swede.
Let me guess, down insane?
Anyone on the draft? Reports saying Lynch might fall out of the 1st. Bovada has the o21.5 @3.
>>67169921
You're right, just revolting how they're getting away with taking innocent lives.
>>67169871
You serious believe you know more than the jury? Really?
>suspend on DA
fuck off
>>67169951
Wow, rude. I bought back in. I'm gonna make it this time, mate.
>>67169954
Absolutely not. Lots of teams like the Jets and others around 20 could take a chance on him, and if he gets to the Broncos at 31, they'll take him
>>67169970
>literally put half my roll on 0.0
I fucked up
>>67169969
>le logical fallacy face
>>67169921
You've clearly never been to a football match, fans always turn up without tickets and always try and get in.
>>67169969
I think you're forgetting that everybody on the internet is an expert, particularly on court cases. Was amazed at how much people know about South African law during the Pistorius trial.
i'm the jury and well there is no -ev in this case
>>67169969
I know as much as the jury.
>>67169988
If he gets drafted after the 21st pick, I win. I read the jets aren't interested in him at all, but this is all speculation. Maybe the Bills or the Browns like him, or someone trades up for him, but the odds are good.
>>67169998
Not really
>>67170171
Really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWM7FSCGk_U
Reminder that Liverpool fans killed more people in Brussels than Isis
>>67170250
>a cl final is representative of every game
Man Utd and liverpool fans are probably the only ones that would even jib en masse. And only at a semi/final.
>>67170275
pmsl
>>67170283
Not every game but most big games. I've seen Leeds and Birmingham fans do similar
Have the house on Villareal
>>67170456
Bakambu to score is a mainstream special
>>67170456
possession desu
>>67170456
Me too lid. Unbelievable odds considering Villarreal are clearly the stronger side and playing at home.
>>67170275
Last 5 digits of my post are how many people liverpool fans will kill this time
>>67170677
JUSTICE FOR THE 70677
Is it possible to earn decent amounts from Betfair
It just seem to be filled with shrewdies and bots nowadays
>>67170730
> not being a shrewdie
You can just use Ladbrokes for your £5 accys lid
New thread when
>>67170786
My betfair is up 4 figures lid. Just seems much harder nowadays.
pmsl dino
Would love to see Peter test Goff's chin tbqh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>67166965
>Using fitness cards
>>67169832
>>67169844
Birds of a feather, tear up together.
>>67169865
I'm (still) in the black, but this last week has been ruff. Ameribets tips have pretty much kept me in the black.
>>67169979
>actually betting on virginclick
Wew lid.
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