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Euan is a F R A U D edition
Bayern wins sub-edition
Previous thread not worth linking.
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T R I G G E R E D
>>67143138
It's T4TW
>>67143157
>racism
>2016
madman
>>67143169
shit banter
>>67143138
I don't understand what this is.
>>67143172
Now just post a pic of your Albanian passport and a local newspaper and I will sell you my accpunts.
kartepe when
>>67143231
never again ;_;
zzz Spartaks not tipped
Last chance to get on Cue Card
>>67143360
virginity o25
Hammering Belgrade DC
>>67143375
Hello pif where are goals :DDDDDDD
I am pmsl laughing at this pif tip tbqhwy
>>67143440
u, u
PIF?
More like PISH
whats the bet in the CL game? Vidal to score?
>>67143470
5-5 correct score
>>67143470
under 0.5
>>67143470
over yellows
>>67143470
first goal: penalty
>>67143470
Bayern DNB
PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF
>>67143547
Stop this.
I'm gonna walk home today with £127.50, right lads?
To think, there was some mong that wanted PIF tipped as a 10/10... o i am laffin
>>67143559
sure buddy
>>67143559
No.
>>67143583
Why not?
>>67143138
What a strange man
>>67143596
Atletico wont lose at home to a shit version of Pep's Barca.
Piffing myself laughing tbqh
>>67143612
Imagine only noticing this now
PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF PIF
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Suspending CUNTS
>>67143671
fuck up you utter mong
absolutelyrektpmsl tez
Feel like throttling whoever tipped AEK.
Reminder that PIF is a 10/10 pmsl
>>67143662
Just proves it innit
>>67143691
kek
What did you bet them on?
>>67143706
Took the 7.5 spread
CUNTS
>>67143698
>>67143638
>>67143565
Alright calm down
>>67143559
You're not going to lose.
You're going to win, you're going to win, and you're going to win.
PPJ -0.5 is WORLD, win back your PIF losses.
>>67143733
PAOK is having a fantastic game and AEK are still up 6 going into the 4th. Still a decent bet, just gotta hope AEK doesn't completely shit the bed
Doing a fucking goal dance here for a PIF refund.
What is that website where you can get rball from when its not available on Bet365?
>>67143836
some other bookies will have it if 365 dont, tempobet is usually good.
also rballdb but you have to pay
333333333333333
Hope someone got on Bodo
>>67143797
nice work lad
>>67143797
111111111111111
re back
>>67143797
11111111
>>67143797
TT it lad
>Bet on PIF
I just got mafiad, didn't I.
>>67143907
nope, mafia is down on this too
coco btfo
>>67143972
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>Push the like button if you fucking love freerollers. Last 4 bets have been freerollers. I for one love freerolling. The feeling of not being able to lose but win Shitload on the same time is great!
Is this why Euan isn't around anymore?
GENUINELY CANT STOP LOSING PMSL
>>67143733
DAT PAOK THREE POINTER AT THE END
holy shit rip breh
>>67144027
Are you me?
>>67143733
>tfw on -4.5
c o m f y
>No TipsterNor today
Terrible
>>67144079
>tfw
>>67144027
>>67144068
Hello, friends. It's not a good feeling being left covered in sweat and Eau De Mafioso, bleeding from the rectum in a cheap motel room as you hear the faint echo of "/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs!" just before you pass out.
Bayern
Bayern o2
Pep will go all out for away goals, knowing atleti can't make it up with their lack of organized build-up and possession
just woke up and saw that Godin is out
Genuinely don't know what to do. Bayern DNB probably
>>67144068
I may be.
>>67144095
Hate J West so much, hope his train is delayed.
HEY WHAT'S THE BETS FOR THE BAYERN GAME
>>67144098
>both team on bonus
>line down to 5.5
SHAKING
>>67144095
>he wasn't on Bodo/Glimt
>>67144142
Atletico to win by 4+ at 67.0
>>67144174
bankrolling this
Yes hello where are the PPJ goals
>>67144226
NO WHERE BECAUSE I BET ON THEM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67144142
Throw in between 5-6 mins
Odds are good
>>67144280
Doing this
SHREWD
H
R
E
W
D
Actually laughing manically to myself at how much I am losing.
I AM PMSL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36154211
>Cashout babbys
>>67144362
there have been so many great bets today, you should be up insane
>>67144381
fuck off you soccerway mug
>>67143631
Fancying atletico dnb desu
>>67144373
Maybe he needed the 45p to buy your mum for an hour
>>67144398
pmsl now now, maybe it's time to get off of /bet/ today and take a long walk if you're so bitter
>Herd 3 - 3 Aalesund
FUCK
There goes my salvation.
>>67144373
IMAGINE cashing out for a loss on a 5000-1 shot that is going to come in.
Lille and PPJ please find the goal.
I'll have sex if you do.
Expecting a lot of Bayern corners today. No Godin. Might put in a cheeky bet on a Martinez goal
any injuries for bayern or atletico for b365 inplay offer?
>>67144594
not sure yet, but müller, ribery and kimmich are benched
>>67144634
yup, just read. Boateng isn't there, but not listed anyway
>>67144661
tasci i think
>>67144677
nope nvm, hes there
>>67144691
yup, probably will have to go for a benched player
Need another PPJ goal like A I R
Crazy to bet Thiago for the first goal? 12/1. Pep's set up to attack the bunker through the flanks, might get on a rebound.
What do Atletico have to do to stop people underrating them?
>>67144800
Smells like Goff
>>67144594
There's an inplay offer today as well?
>>67144847
only certain countries
if you had one yesterday you won't see todays offer
malmo game is disrupted, but odds still rising on the exchange. wtf
What the fuck happened in the Malmo game?
>>67144847
Only for cuckolds.
>>67144874
Righto.
>>67144912
Fan threw firecracker at a sub and the sub grabbed the corner flag and javelined it right into the crowd.
Not abandoned yet just a small disruption.
who else /free money/ here? best pitcher in baseball on the. Eat hitting team vs. a terrible pitcher on a bad team. literally cannot lose
>>67144847
They usually direct them at the user
>Germans will get the game featuring a German team
>Brits get the one featuring a British team
>Spaniards get both maybe, I dunno
>Ausfags get some Aussie rules game
>Rest of world probably just get some other shit or 365 flip a coin or something to decide
>>67144946
I'm surprised you'd get more than your money back on this one.
365 seem to be inquiring about the Malmo game. Might get a refund.
https://twitter.com/bet365/with_replies
>>67145013
we also only get 25€ which is less than 20GBP
absolute CUNTS
![skandal2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6YATxF.jpg "skandal2[1].jpg")
>>67144944
PMSL IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE
http://www.fotbollskanalen.se/allsvenskan/tv-just-nu-matchen-avbruten---publik-attackerade-sana/
>>67145056
They get 50 poons I think, friendo.
>>67145087
PMSL
>>67145110
i know they do, im just saying we dont even get half of what they get
PPJ won't actually score again. I genuinely CANNOT win a bet ffs
>>67145153
>impersonating me
>>67145132
Try being Poland
>>67145173
>implying
I'm seriously DAC, won one of my last 9 bets ffs.
How they fuck are these Bayern odds so good?
>>67145226
Atletico Home Record
christ
please continue the malmo game
Abandoned.
If they give Malmo the win do I win my bet or is it just going to be voided?
Silly amounts on Munich
>>67145623
>prestaking on mainstream
y u do dis
>>67145562
fucks sake
Atletico win 1-0 BOOK IT
Hello, I'm here for a second Chelsea slags goal
>>67145798
Thank you.
This ends 0-0 @ 5.45
Get on big
>>67145932
pmsl
>norway fart women
>>67145932
'no'
intense match mane
>>67145932
kek
>>67145623
pmsl
>>67145932
bait?
>>67145932
>you
So glad all the utter sluggy virgins backing Bayern are blown the fuck out.
>>67144280
>>67144289
Hahaha we actually won. Good shit
what's with the rball picks lately albania?
Rebacking atleti
is bayern corners THE bet now?
>be me
>bet £50 on Bayern
fuck
>he didn't go over 2.5 goals @2.70
Value
>>67145745
tfw wasnt on
>Missed Madrid
>>67146280
there will be more goals m8
Got refunded from the Malmo game.
>>67146318
But for whom?
>>67146262
This
Its only a matter of time for me to win 275 USD
>>67146447
Bayern. Better be. I'm gonna lose my £50 otherwise ...
>>67146447
Atletico looks more dangerous when they have the ball but really can go either way
Has this womans english league just started? I might get into it desu
>>67146318
I think so too I'm just memeing. On BTTS so really hoping for it.
>watch Barca use these exact tactics and fail
>try the exact same thing with inferior players
Pep such a genius
need another fh goals tbqh familia
>Euan tip notification
>Not on 365
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz why bother
>Fart Women
Lewd
>>67146626
is it a fonbet special?
I would like to buy a goal please
One round of bayern goal for everyone, on me!!
I'm listening
>>67146966
would you like to use a lifeline?
You have
>Ask audience
>50/50
>Call a friend
still available
>>67147094
5 MINUTES LEFT PAL
Sion Swifts women just got smacked
>>67147151
James Mckeown Just got home, on win yolo
10k at 1.7 on bf it looks like
>entire philosophy is about playing nice attacking football
>opposition who are supposedly "defensive" actually creating better chances
Pep such a FRAUD
>>67147128
I'll give you one goal for free, game ends 1 - 1.
Next match you have to pay £20
>>67147209
How exactly do you see how much money has gotten matched on a market?
/bet/, Raj, Australian shitposter and Norway failed me!
>>67147218
man city ridiculously short for the title next year too, huge lay for me.
>>67147094
When will you save us
>>67147151
what was it on beforehand? might take it even at 1.61 desu
>>67147508
@2 before the drop. Rball is nice and promising anyway
Euan BEGGING for a <20% ROI
Euan so surreal
PEP ITS TIME FOR SUBSTITUTIONS
COME ON.
Mid Ulster +0.75 absolute gift, rball evened up this half. Thanks mackeroon
Sion goal coming any minute now
>>67148001
Oh I am laffin
>>67148001
kek
>>67148001
F R A U D
>>67148004
J U D G E
>>67148001
one of the reasons I'm not following any bets from /bet/ anymore
tears friend
>>67148105
>>67148069
>>67148061
>>67148054
>matches last 62 mins
>even if it does lose, that makes it a bad bet
plebs ITT desu, Mackers smacked a correctly priced event and got lucky, as he does sometimes. Rebacking +0.75
BEGGING for a byåsen u19 goal
this game is gonna end like Barca
Bayern always pushing only to lose 2-0
300 quid on Bayern 0.0 @1.35, refund minimum
Can TT guy tip Corinthians women -0.25 please, probably a 7/10 bet
>>67148522
reasoning?
>>67148522
>Already down to -0.75
>>67148561
Value compared to asia, big journey, big gulf. Just wins.
>>67148561
Leave -0.75, arguably right line
sion swifts will score a second
the atletico bus has now arrived
Need a few Bayern corners please
>>67149038
'no'
Atletico defense a wall desu
What a waste of time this game was.
>>67147218
Atletico have the best defense currently, it's not like any other team would be faring better
>>67145745
actual shrewdster
>>67143631
Shrewdie
Actually pmsl at the comments on TorasAngel's last tip. Has the man lost it?
>>67149080
how much you down on Bayern lad?
>>67148522
zzz too easy
Looking to gamble big boys. What's a bet to place your roll on. Let's get rich.
>>67149303
if only i had the £50 offer for this game :'(
When are we moving to /asp/.
The summer is dangerously approaching along with the Euros
>>67149661
Spelt /biz/ wrong
UP INSANE ON MCMANUS
>>67149661
we're moving to /r9k/
>scaring off Euan
i hope you nasty lot are proud of yourselves for outcasting the glue that keeps this place together
>wasn't on the Bolivian fix
Zzzzzz
libertad vs olimpia in 3h. gonna be a great game
Amazing run at my Blogabet.
This place is shit without Euan desu
>>67150059
90 verified, non-bubblegum picks
+17% YIELD
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
Albania is like the cancer of these threads and /bet/ had the cure but /bet/ drove the cure(Euan) away
Place is better without that baby anyway.
zzzzzzz guy running the TT account such a clueless little sixth former ignoring all the great bets he's been asked to tip
>>67150239
Why not make your own TT profile?
>>67150239
>asked to tip -0.25
>line moves to -0.75, i.e the correct price, before he can tip it with decent reasoning
not really his fault desu senpai
>>67149452
This 2bh >>67144946
The best pitcher in baseball at home going against pic related. I'm giving the Brewers 1.5 runs and taking the -155 line though
If i have 5k roll what % should i use? still 0.5,1,2 and 5?
>>67150511
That with "listed pitchers must start"?
>>67150618
double them
>>67150646
That seems overly aggressive
>>67150694
not particularly aggressive with that roll
>>67150618
correct sizes if 5k is a lot to you, yeah
>>67150646
>>67150732
is either much richer than you or a penny punter
Hassan Whiteside o27 points + rebounds simply wins
>>67150627
on bovada, yes
wtb
>>67150982
Euan to come back and save us @9
>>67151068
They don't know how much he earns, once that's out there he'll be popular
Copa Libertadores tonight
Racing Club vs Atletico Mineiro - I've got under 2.5 goals and Racing Club draw no bet.
Gremio vs Rosario - I'm on btts and Gremio win.
Nacional vs Corinthians - Nacional win, btts.
>You will never be this shrewd
>>67151166
I honestly don't give a shit, bud
>>67151166
Thanks for letting us know
TY albania
>>67151166
Don't you have a building to be erecting for the British expats or something? those things dont build themselves Pedro.
>>67151188
Shut up Luke you utter dullard
Eurovision book looking as red as Rossy Boy after a fortnight in Gran Canaria. BT such a fraud ffs.
>>67151279
Fantastic prose, friend.
>>67151279
Just called my parents, grandmother and younger brother into my room so that I could read them this. Fantastic post and scarily accurate.
>>67151365
Thanks for letting us know
Anyone have any idea how much it would cost to get an U20 African slag side to do your bidding? Thanks in advance lads.
>>67151442
Do you mean in terms of fixing matches or sexual favours?
>>67151473
They don't come separately
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/27/young-accountant-was-driven-to-suicide-by-gambling-addiction-his/
RIP Jwest
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