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>>67093992
I know.
>Currently playing at close to his full potential
>Might have problems with injuries
>Fairly inconsistent performer
I had doubts about him, I really did, but he came trough for me racking up 20 goals and 13 assists playing as either a Target man or a Deep lying forward.
>>67094079
But the man that sealed the deal is him. 20 goals and 8 assists.
>>67094090
I think I can still make a few bucks off him, only bought him for 500k this summer
but it's more a subconscious, everpresent sense of dread than about a specific player. I have nightmares where everything I see or touch turns out to be injury prone and near its full potential at 20
>>67094108
Our 3rd goal scorer was a winger unsurprisingly.
Now I need 2 new CB's and probably FB's as well. Those are the weakest links. We had the far best GD yet finished 3rd. Unacceptable.
>>67094139
>Having FM nightmares
When autism goes too far
>tfw first performance with my band this friday
>the normies in my band (everyone but me, I'm the autist) want to wear all black for some fucking reason
How do I let them know that it's pretty cringy without sounding like a dick?
>>67094148
Honourable mention goes to our 3rd choice striker. He did what needed to be done when he was picked.
Sadly I don't think he'll be getting much more chances next year.
>>67094188
4chan removed my trip for no reason at all.
>winning the league with 1+ games left so you can play all of your over-the-hill retiring veterans in a goodbye tour
>tfw looking trough Sky bet league 1 relegated teams and all their players are GOAT compared to mine
G-guys
>tfw getting into a new save for the first time in months
http://www.givemesport.com/692364-jerome-sinclair-decides-to-quit-liverpool-this-summer
>Sinclair (Cautious): I'm concerned that I'm not being featured enough in your first team plans, I'm good enough to be playing a lot more than I currently am
>Klopp (Calm): I will give you a chance in the first team in cup games, I expect you to perform.
>Sinclair (Assertive): I AM NOT HAPPY HOW YOU HAVE DEALT WITH THIS
why doesn't this happen in LLM lads?
http://as.com/videos/2016/04/24/portada/1461517577_883054.html
>reserve match 2 days before league match
>set unfit key player to "available for reserves for 20 minutes"
>he plays the full 90
>76% fitness for the real game
>>67094898
outplayed.
Legend.
for those who don't know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRq43Qf67lE
>>67094580
BLOOTAH
>make £5m offer for player
>FC Copenhagen are too disappointed with the offer made to immediately respond
>make £7m offer
>immediately accepted
JUST
nth for just money launder my shit up senpai
>>67095007
>Dalmussie FF
>signs brittish lad
Checks out
>Look for affiliate clubs for my US team
>Board comes back with Club America
I hold my hooligans to standards. I don't want chicanos ruining my games.
anyone want me to stream? daisy in the room but will feature much less and i'll just continue onward with dartford
>>67095289
Ok fine
>>67095289
Is daisy the drunk slut?
>>67095309
live cunts
currently 3rd in the league with a game in hand to potentially take the top spot by a point
who will win this year??? find out
>>67095327
probably just starting to sober up at this point
I just want to point out that Woking got promoted too.
They came up with me from the Vanarama national. Good lads.
>>67095244
my squad is full of British lads lad
I would sign more Iraqis and Syrians if they weren't so shite
Need a cheesy striker I can get for around 2M, any ideas?
>>67095441
Pato, Bas Dost, Cyle "Big Black Canadian" Larin
>>67095441
Here's a winger you can get for 2 mil from Shrewsbury
They must be on a hell of a trip.
>>67095244
o i get ya, thought we left bigotry to /pol/. Kurds are alright m8
>give a big headstart at the beginning of the season only to crush the dreams of other teams who wanted to be the champions later on
who /mischevious/ here
>>67095289
Some of these quotes are pretty funn imo
"I will beat you"
Im sat here thinking, at what, chess?
"he didnt get it in did he"
"im trying not to"
well youre streaming FM in front of her you autist so that much is obvious
>>67095289
Nothing wrong with Daisy but the other guy yesterday was pretty disruptive
>>67095289
link?
>>67095590
twitch /mtsc2
>>67095465
>>67095498
Got this lad offered, might bang.
>>67095843
Wow. That brings back the memories
>The city of Stoke
I have no idea why my board made them an affiliate.
>
>The city of my team
Just had to terminate Iheanacho's loan because of how good Valentino Lazaro and Alexandre Pato looked in preseason
>Bendtner was released on a free today
top kek
>>67096265
>inb4 NYCFC signs him, completing my shame
And I wasted 30M€+ for that shit. Useless crap.
>>67096295
>a comfortable 5-0 humbling of Maribor
>>67096265
>3 goals in 31 games
I might have made a mistake. I don't know what I was thinking. The press was pressuring me, clubs were gonna bid, I panic bought.
>>67094188
"i dont want to wear black desu lads, it's pretty lame"
>>67096344
They also were my last match of the season and I won 1-0. They still finished 3rd for EL.
The only thing that bothers me on FM15 is where the hell does the EL place you'd obtain in cup go when you set the cup as "only the winner qualifies". I really have to check that after the playoffs, because it seems very random unlike in FM16 where it goes to the best non-qualified team in the league like it should.
>>67094188
Wear football jerseys
>>67096265
>Bendtner, 28, had been asked to stay away from the club's training ground following a series of off-the-field incidents, including posing for an Instagram photograph next to a Mercedes, a rival to the club's main sponsor Volkswagen.
corporate fascism tbqh mi familia
Back-to-back Ballon d'Or.
>tfw can't watch mitch stream cuz I have a girl in the room that doesn't want me to play "that fucking game" again.
Yes? No?
>>67096503
Fall out boy did it, you can't go wrong
>>67096560
>can't cross or dribble
>mediocre acceleration
>stays back at all times
looks like a pretty decent centre back, but I imagine you can find better. he's definitely not a wingback.
>>67096528
Yeah I thought that was a bit harsh too but still can't deny he is a cunt and thinks he is much better than he actually is
>>67096560
>Crossing: 3
You already know the answer
>>67096551
unlucky butters :( girls are for losers anyway
>>67096560
Oops, he's a central defender, not a wingback. My excuse is that I have two sunkissed Belgian defenders I'm looking at
>>67096563
That looks more like billyherrington.
>>67096597
Let him light it up here. American soccer needs more memes. And he can fulfill his god complex to a bunch of euroboos.
>>67096608
I'll watch it later I guess.
>>67096597
Don't get me wrong, he sucks
But the creeping "all individuals must bow in servitude before the brand" attitude that's pervading sports is gross.
Especially when Germans do it. Individuals bowing before the might of the brand hasn't played out very well in their past.
>>67096617
If Aniki blessed my team by wearing their jersey, we wouldn't be so shit tbqh senpai.
>>67096664
That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard. He doesn't have to play for Wolfsburg.
>>67096664
His wage is practically paid by Wolkswagen. He kicks a ball on a grassy field and earns millions.
The least he could do is show some god damn respect and loyalty at least while living of them.
>>67096725
Honestly, Lescott didn't get fired for this didn't expect anyone to
>>67096686
If that situation were unique to Wolfsburg you'd have a point. But if every team acts like that, then the choice in where to play is increasingly dictated by what corporate products you must or must not include in your lifestyle. That's obscene and icky in a cyberpunk dystopia kinda way.
Plus, you misunderstand Americans. Corporate oligarchy is just a cancerous outgrowth of our cultural love of individual freedom, which we then graft (unfortunately) on to personal choices in business. Choosing to be personally sponsored by a company is one thing. Having sponsorship dictated to you by the people who pay your salary is different.
>>67096775
Stop spreading these dangerous ideas.
RIGHT NOW
>tfw can't watch Mitch's stream because normielife got in the way
baka desu famalam
At least I get mad money I guess
>>67096775
My god, an American who is self-aware
>>67096867
Do you work for
SUP
ERC
ELL
?
>>67096770
What the fuck has that to do with anything?
It's different when you literally play for a club founded by volkswagen while also being sponsored by volkswagen.
In fact the city Wolfsburg is based on god damn Volkswagen. He didn't just flip off the club and its corporate sponsors, he flipped of the entire city that his club represents.
>>67096910
If you don't follow Aston Villa's collapse that's on you.
If you did, you would know how it's comparable
>>67097027
How is a random fuckface at Aston Villa posting a mercedes comparable to what happened at Wolfsburg?
>>67096867
>Yid
>Get ejected one round earlier
>Receive twice the money
Chelski won against ManSheikty in the finals. Also, my cheese is with 12 goals the best scorer of CL... alongside TSUUUUUUUUUUUU who's apparently first. Probably because playoff goals aren't valued as much; my cheese doesn't strike the penaldos.
Just another dartford day
>>67097768
Case in point.
Sold this guy for 10M€. Feels like I'm being jewed.
>Jewventus want me to interview with them after rejecting Farca
>I just want to coach my comfy MLS team to North American Champions League Glory
What do I do?
I don't like cats
>>67098055
stay
>>67098055
There should be a handy button marked "Reject interview"
>>67098065
>buying into the furry jew
Don't do this lads
>>67098055
Go to South America (Brazil, Mexico) if you wanna stay comfy.
>>67098091
>>buying into the furry jew
>Don't do this lads
What did he mean by this?
What a way to start the season. Cumfy 2-0 win and my newly acquired striker scores coming of the bench on his debut.
>>67098244
He called you a furry jew.
West Brom can barely even get out of their own half
Oh nice, but not unexpected.
>The club isn't very high on the North American Champions' League
>>67098307
Just the way they like it. Then they'll score off a corner kick at the other end in the 34th minute and take the 0-1 lead
>>67098321
>Coeff rankings raises more than reputation
Nice. For once the difference between the two is remotely useful.
>>67098338
for lester's sake I hope you're right, but I think spurs are too good and have too much energy for that. I can see west brom getting ploughed 4-0
I'm genuinely upset.
What a coincidence!
>>67098488
Better without the face tbqh
>>67098450
>MLS with relegation
what is this
>>67096446
>The last EL spot goes to a D3 team
FM15 literally doesn't know how to handle this.
>>67098488
It's reputation. Don't get your knickers in a twist about muh not realistic we're a good club!
>>67098594
I never did, I just found it ironic.
>>67098566
It's wonderful. There's only 1 relegation spot per division, so lower league shills get BTFO every other year when Colorado and New England somehow magically gets promoted after the Cosmos get 11 points on the years
Anyone deep into their save have results of the CSL? Has Guangzhou been the best forever?
>>67099010
Tip top. Never has happened to me however in any league/save I've played, and I had bad matches.
>>67099010
>>67099102
Had a 12 yellow card game where I had 6. League never had the balls to fine me though
>Board doesn't care about the CL
>Fans don't either
>literally 3 goals in first 6 minutes and it doesn't look like it's getting any better for other team
>only 8k fans there to see
At least they're getting a show.
Fucking CFG teams...
What's the over under on the final score?
>>67099526
7-0 or 6-1
anyone seeing any blatant fuck ups with this formation
I just used it and won 3-0 but it is a fuckin odd one
>the city of Middlesbrough
If I have to guess I'll say they're getting relegated from the championship this year.
Never forget.
What do you guys think Craig Gardener does on a sunny sunday afternoon when he's at home?
Well then. This is as far as we go I guess.
>it's a fringe DM scores hat trick episode
>>67100234
Had that in the 7-1, he scored 4
MOM right here. The fucker saved all of them point blank. Fucking hell, we put 4 past a championship side and then this.
LEICESTER WINS LOL
>the city of Lloris
>spuds
>>67100234
>it's a horrifically unfit wingback scores a brace against his team's biggest rivals episode
I think I've been on the receiving end of this before
>>67099526
6-1
>Will Proudfoot: That's the first time a player has scored for 3 teams in the same game!
kek
>It's a Bas Dost is only onside once episode
ahahahah >SPUDS
it's actually happening
literally and unironically
It's over
>Keep doing as well as before
>The Board's confidence keeps melting away
Guess I spent too much money despite us getting richer. R.I.P. my save, I'll go waste some time (A.K.A. shitposting) doing something else I suppose.
Kante, Drinky, all the boys
Leicester literally are going to win the league now because we know Chelsea would give them 3 points
>Leicester can win it all by beating Man U this weekend
[>VAN LAAL INTENSIFIES]
I STUCK BY MY GUNS
>>67101446
>Shit normies keep saying just because Hazard insinuated Chelsea would prefer Leicester to win it over Spurs
Guarantee if it does come down to the final day Chelsea won't just roll over and let them win.
>>67101594
>It's because Chelsea would give them the 3 points, not because Chelsea are shit or anything
I hope Leicester win the title soonish so Newcastle can have a good go at winning our last three games
>>67101318
physically?
>tfw TV died and now you have to watch Star Trek on your laptop
p-pls, I wanted to qualify for the CL
>>67101779
that's debatable I suppose
there is no physical table that the entire leicester city team is on top of
>>67101840
Well a stage is basically a low-sitting table. And the trophy is presented on a stage...
I think it fits.
>>67101594
>let them win.
It's like Chelsea are good enough to be able to stop them winning
>>67101926
good enough for me
they didn't even need Nen this time, just the ref
pricks
>Daisy's tactic is the fucking GOAT
amusing shit right here
>>67102540
>tfw Daisy achieves promotion easier than mitch does
>Mitch trying to ride Daisy's coattails
>Farca
something about the way the pic of his face is lit had me convinced he was a regen for a second
>620+ league appearances for brighton
>now putting in decent performances in the PL
>not even considered an icon
harsh
>>67102540
>>67102643
>tfw Daisy uses her brain
>tfw the United Kingdom of Mitch
I'd probably come and directly shitpost if my internet wasn't so shit.
>Mitch such a bad manager he is getting outdone by someone who thinks 2-4-3-1 is a good formation
Hi
I have fm15, is getting fm16 worth it?
>>67102755
Did you like FM15? Then you'll probably like FM16
The question is if it's still worth getting this late in the footie season
>>67102755
>Play demo
>Decide for yourself
>>67102755
The improvements are very minor, and CWB(A) is a staple. Crosses will kill you. It's a matter of viewpoint, I wouldn't but you can indulge if it's on a great sale.
>>67102751
>2-4-3-1 isnt a good formation
>>67102755
I think FM16 is as good as FM16
>>67102799
Release is always late October/early November so tbf to him waiting for 17 would still be 6 months wait
>>67102834
Good post
>>67102755
desu, if you still enjoy FM15 then stick with that.
the FM15 match engine is genuinely more balanced, or at least thats how I remember it. FM 16 is all about crossing cheese and wingbacks.
>She will never give you tactical advice and cuddle in her wine vomit
>>67102868
>people are starting to have rose tinted glasses for 15
I'd really say 16 is better on the whole. Maybe 15's match engine was slightly better although I'm not sure I even agree with that but so much else about 15 was much buggier.
>>67102332
Pellegrini reincarnated into a player?
>My Wingbacks are getting called offside
>>67102947
>>67102868
I actually dropped FM16 for FM15 due to the match engine. Obviously FM15 isn't as up to date not only concerning players but also concerning rules and structures, it is also filled with countless cheese, but the match engine is far more balanced than the crossing party FM16 is.
>I didn't hurt her, I slapped her once
>>67102947
no, its probably just that the ME in 15 was more in line with what I believe should be good/bad.
I hate wingplay in real life, and
>wingers
was a solid meme back then (and it had been for years). This year I find myself forced to use le pacy black men on the wings to cross it in and get easy goals because its easier to win this way, and I dislike that
Are all my players' offsides because they're trying to get used to the formation?
>Daisy quitting while she's ahead in the game
Smart
>>67103069
>Your tactics
>Your players being fast AND retarded in addition to your tactics
>Your opponent exploiting that by playing the offside trap
You'll still pick up a few offsides every now and then.
>>67103121
Yeah, teaching Bas Dost to beat the OT and hoping it works
>>67102950
naw, he's a sicilian turbomanlet with glass legs
takes a mean free kick though
>Mitch casually claiming that he secured promotion when Daisy did all the dirty work
>>67103069
just drop marco reus already, he's fucking shit
>>67103254
If I had Reus, he'd probably bag 5 after you said that.
That's a lot of days to simulate guys what am I supposed to do
>>67103285
>being offside every 15 minutes
and people wonder why I dislike this eternal choker
>Physio tells me 2 players on my u-18s got dead legs
Time to fire some physios
>>67103681
>tfw I don't have any physios for my u-18s
Must've quit knowing I was gonna fire them
>tfw rewatching Seinfeld from the beginning for the hundredth time
good feels 2bh.
Manchester Asda brings in 'quiet hour' for autistic shoppers
>"When we open the doors you will be able to hear a pin drop. That's the plan," Mr Lea told the Manchester Evening News.
WE ARE SAVED
>>67103792
>when we open the doors you will be able to hear a pin drop
this is my personal nightmare.
>>67103792
Hoping there will be pics when they do this, will be making mad OC if there is
>>67103834
>>67103792
sounds awful. but still not as bad as when they cover up silence with muzak. especially around christmas.
>>67103750
too bad it will take you 8 seasons before you get to the best bit of the series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhpkt5QhUNY
>>67103879
it teaches the value of patience and perseverance.
>>67103834
It won't work anyway, some mongo shelf stacker will drop a bottle or something and all the autists easily upset by loud noises will freak out and stampede which will upset and freak out the autists that aren't upset by loud noises. People will die.
>>67103301
Take over a club.
>Bayern release 35 year old Müller
>Müller retires without considering any other clubs
>We higher Müller as a fitness coach
I'm okay with this.
>>67103949
>not hiring him as a player/coach
errors.png
>>67103949
>higher
>England striker Jamie Vardy will miss Leicester's visit to Manchester United on Sunday after being banned for an additional game for improper conduct.
FA really don't want Leicester to win
>>67103965
I tried to sign him as a player.
His agent said he wasn't fielding any offers while Müller considered retirement.
>>67103976
Fuck man that's like the 3rd time in 48 hours I've made a stupid error like that.
>>67103976
>Native speakers
>>67104015
>Fuck man that's like the 3rd time in 48 hours I've made a stupid error like that.
Yeah I go through patches of doing things like that too.
Lately if I'm typing any even remotely lengthy post I often find if I read it back I've missed a word out in one out of about every 3 or 4 sentences.
>>67104002
Fucking ABLs.
#rekt
>>67104188
Why is Hugh Laurie managing Watford?
>these fucking wages
>>67104205
They have lupus (pls get the double joke)
>>67104235
shit no that'd only be a double joke if it was Wolves, not Watford. never mind
>>67104263
>>67104235
>>67104289
>>67104300
>>67104235
>>67104263
>>67104235
>>67104263
It was almost a good joke though and that is all that matters
>>67104351
>implying I'd have a cat
Multiple dogs masterrace coming through
>>67104356
cheers lad
>>67104382
>Multiple dogs masterrace coming through
>>67104382
>not having multiple cats
marq pls
>Jumping Reach 10
Why. I would've saved so much money.
>>67104438
my sister is allergic to cats but not dogs. my oldest one passed away a few weeks ago
>>67104486
Is it feels hour already?
>>67104486
>allergies are the issue
>not even your allergies
>>67104517
always
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3557755/Chelsea-told-meet-Dominic-Solanke-s-50-000-week-pay-demands-risk-losing-England-21-international.html
>18 years old
>17 minutes of first team football
>Wants 50k/w
>Is a literally who?
Top kek. If this is true (because you know, >Daily Mail) then I guarantee that guy becomes a massive cunt and flops hard.
jesus christ its everywhere. on my normiebook feed
>>67104651
Doesn't seem like a normal daily mail article. Are they suggesting you can get cancer if you aren't paid enough?
>>67104814
>tfw no this, that, and the other
>>67104750
Autism awareness month la
You always see terrible copy and paste things like that for whatever awareness month it is
>>67104878
>tfw no feels awareness month
>>67104878
>Tfw have semi-autistic brother
>tfw he's the best Center-Back on his team
Maybe if her kid had talent she wouldn't have to complain about it.
>>67104750
dumb bitch, by definition they are 'strange'
this just happend
>playing 442
>>67104988
great post
>>67104988
Even the cat knows you're fucking up
>>67104988
>not having a keeper on the bench.png
>>67105099
>tfw the dingo will never eat your baby
>>67105180
>>67105111
Family guy references are the most subtly unsubtle references in entertainment.
>>67105295
You're just disappointed that the first person you talked to on the subway after not talking to anyone for thirty years was the best man at a lesbian wedding/
>>67105045
ffs frigo
RIP CW
>>67105451
RIP Chill. It was fun while it lasts.
>Banned for stating facts
RIP Chill.
F
So Leicester can win the league against United right?
>>67105714
Can: Yes
Will: Probably
>>67105714
yes
been a united fan all my life and i legitimately want to them to lose bad
>>67105851
You can still cheer for a win knowing Leicester can seal it the following week, Everton couldn't beat Mitch's Dartford right now
feels good desu
>>67105976
Spuds have the fa paid off though
I expect more refball like mosses shit in the next few games
>>67106011
>2067/68
wew
What's a good age to stick a youngin' on a cup squad?
>>67106215
10.
>>67104263
i'm crackin up at this mate
also are there any americans that can stream for a cute englishman please
>>67106215
any age if he's good enough
>>67104235
>>67104263
>>67108017
norbro stream for me
>>67106981
I'd stream for dayz, not for you.
t. owngoals20
>Jays bullpen blowing it
Who could have seen that coming.
>>67108430
Surely only a matter of time before the city is renamed Torontchoke
>>67108493
That sounds like a nice French city in Quebec where you could buy some Oka.
>>67108272
Im heading to bed.. maybe some other time my man
>8 minutes into first preseason match
>2 of my defenders already out injured
Whats a Raumdeuter do?
>>67108430
It's better than an
>Eovaldi throws a shut out and everyone forgets he's shit
episode
>>67110158
I disagree.
>mfw Sanchez has to go back to the pen to give the relief someone halfway decent that isn't named Roberto Osuna
>>67109630
he scores goals
>>67110569
So Raumdeuter + Poacher is a bad idea in a 4-3-3
>>67110774
Play two Raumdeuter with a F9, and a CM(a) with moves into channels.
>>67110774
not always
raumdeuter does assists too
it'd be something like a 4-4-2 in practice, it can work if the 2 goalscorers get service
If my club is semi-pro and in the Vanarama National League and wins promotion to league 2, do I automatically become a professional club? What if my stadium does not meet the size requirements for League 2? Does my board automatically expand it or am I denied promotion?
I have an outside shot at making the playoff places, wondering what would happen if I meme magic it this season and win.
>>67112066
Yes, you turn professional, if you're playing FM16 you have one year before you need to expand the stadium, it will be done automatically after that whether you have the funds or not. In previous FMs it's done automatically after promotion.
>>67112284
thanks
Okay, what actually is Valentino Lazaro?
>The shitty of Chicongo
btw check out the no10 I'm going to get 4free
>>67109630
He deuts raums
>Pre-conference: I think we'll upset them easy
>Pic related:
>CHAT.jpg
>Post-Match: They weren't as good as they're made out to be
thatniggawiththequestionmarks.jpg
>>67112749
nah
he raums deuts
>>67112780
>>67112749
Guys, please.
He rams daughters while winning the world cup and champions league and getting robbed of a Ballon d'Or.
We're talking about Thomas Muller, right?
alessandro, my man, I love you, you're the complete forward I always wished I had, but please, could you learn HOW TO HIT A FUCKING PENALTY
has science gone too far?
>>67113297
>Either
>tfw my boiz never get CL top scorer because the other team smashes home our tap-ins
>attempt to cheese the game by making a club with the best players available
>0-0 draw with Castilla in friendly match
3 wingers injured in the same game
that's a nice meme
>>67116910
Did you make sure you have physios hired?
If so, did you fire them?
Constantly losing lads
>back to back promotion from Vanarama national to Sky bet league 1
>not even among "favoured personnel"
What cunts.
>players will NEVER EVER realize that I don't give a flying fuck about their wishes as long as they have contracts
why do they keep doing this ffs? Just don't extend your contract then you dense cunt. I have 70 million to spend, can pay 35 million in wages and only pay like 5, why the fuck would I sell anyone?
They didn't even have the fucking decency to field a slightly weakend team. Fucking faggots only created 2 clear cut chances too.
>>67117637
>>67117637
Fuck of Nasri, I bet you're proud about your shitty hattrick against a league 1 side.
>expect a win to cut run of bad results
>score in 13 seconds
>mfw
Wish me luck lads. Or Hull the incredible luck they'll need more like.
>>67118178
Merely a blip, n-no need to panic
Is there any way to check how many woodworks I've hit in a season?
I swear to good I hit at least one every game. I wouldn't be surprised if I've hit the woodwork more times than scored a goal.
>>67118491
bayern won their last 12 m8s
>>67118491
Things will improve lad, keep faith
JUST
Anderlecht are fucking brutal
hehehHEHEHE
THE KING
kill me
I cant take it
>>67118755
>3, 4, 8
>ok boss, we're going home now
>>67118755
>not going to control or standard after scoring 2
FUCK OFF SI, I WASN'T EVEN GIVEN THE OPTION TO STOP HIM GOING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67118713
>>67118755
>>67119015
>playing as liverpoop
You deserve everything you get
When managing a national team is there a way to have the players positions shown in the player selection screen before matches?
guys something pretty shit has happened
might be a little sad when i stream but i'll explain there so i can tell the full story
in short, daisy is a cunt
>when both your left backs get injured and you have to play your backup right back that's been with you since the vanarama national as a left back and he scores the winning goal
Feels good.
>>67119245
You got cucked that fast? I can't really blame her though, you've got a chick at your place and instead of ramming her you're streaming FM to a bunch of autists from 4chan.
>>67119015
>1 app
>>67119245
stream when?
>>67119245
Kinda expected this when I heard you stream with her. It's too soon to reveal that side of you imo.
>>67119309
That he's a normie with a gf?
>>67119336
That he is borderline autistic when it come to FM. Heck, my wife don't even know about FM until we got married.
>>67119347
Ah. Haven't been around since Augustish and figured he was relatively normal
>>67119347
How does your wife's son feel about it?
>>67119357
S-Stapler? Is that you?
>>67119360
My son usually play games with me. Only racing game or CK2 recently though.
>>67119380
Not stapler, I'm the anon whose sister died back at the end of August if you remember that.
>>67119380
How old is he now?
Today on Butters' international adventure:
Tying against Montenegro! More to come.
>>67119386
Almost 3 and he's entering kindergarten this June. His brother is a very healthy one despite having lactose intolerance.
>>67119383
Oh yeah I remember. So sorry to hear that. How are you now?
>>67119380
>My son
>my
That's not how it works you meme loving fuck.
How old are you?
>>67119389
you're going to win the qualifying section anyway, no need to be rude and beat opponents you don't need to
incidentally, do you know who the pot 2 team in that shambles of a group is? israel?
>>67119421
>How are you now?
One nice thing about not having a gf is not having to talk about feelings and shit so I can just act like the sis is out of town or something
>>67119438
>pot 2 team
if that means who is going to finish second, yeah I guess its Israel
I wonder why Israel seems to be overrated in this game
>>67119245
>in short, daisy is a cunt
you should have known this my man, don't allow her to make you feel sad.
>>67119245
>Living with a woman
>Ever
You did this to yourself
>>67119472
Think he means pot 2 from the draw at the start
My guess would be montenegro
Leeds is after my assman, should I hire ronaldo in his place? His JPA JCA sucks, but hes a perfectionist and I would love some perfectionist regens.
>>67119562
sure, why not? his attributes will improve, I think.
>>67119562
I would think his attack coaching would be a bit higher
>>67119582
Well he can coach the lads as well, but at least a couple of regens get influenced by the assman personality from what ive seen.
>>67119582
"pass to me" is probably not rated as a universally effective tactic
>>67119547
idk, I don't remember who was it but I'd bet for Israel, they are supposedly the 29th best NT in the world in the save. Maybe Slovenia, they are decent too.
>>67119562
Why not, his attributes will improve a little bit probably. I have him in FM14 as a HoYD and he's pretty based.
Also >he knows about Cape Verde just because he is from Madeira
top kek SI.
six(6) clear cut chances and we manage to lose 3-2 after leading 2:0
I want to stab my keeper in the face.
>>67119245
She got blacked.com, didn't she?
>>67119562
>tfw ronaldo quit football in my save
>>67119684
Messi did in mine and I couldn't replicate what I had done in my previous save (pic related) ;_;
>holders: dortmund
Basically the weekend I was diagnosed with depression and went home she fucked one of my close friends
Apparently she was distraught that I didn't want to be friends with her anymore due other shit that happened around the time and "didn't want to be alone"
Wouldn't even care that much but the last few days she's been acting like we're best mates even though she knows she basically fuckin cucked me lmao
Life goes on and I'm not too sad but I'm salty as fuck about this so uh go easy on me pls
>>67119891
Hopefully you've learned your lesson: Stay away from dumb sluts
>>67119891
>this entire post
Marq? Is that you?
>>67119946
easy, he isn't talking to his regens (yet)
>>67119891
It's just a pussy. There are more. And most importantly other pussies probably won't puke on your bedsheets.
>>67119944
I think you mean
>Don't form attachments to dumb sluts
>>67119955
No, but wasn't he singing about Phil?
>>67119944
yeah i've made the mistake now so i guess i'll just have to learn from it
still EXCITED to be in league 1 now tho, couple more seasons and premier league glory is ours
>>67119979
yeah i'm not worried about not finding more pussy man have u seen my cheeky smile and charming demeanour
>>67119891
Reminder: homos don't have to deal with this stuff, it's time to switch over senpai
>>67120000
>quads
confirmed for finding pussy this weekend
also stream when? we need our fix man
>>67119891
>close friend
Doesn't sound like it desu. Are you man enough to give him a kick in the face lmao
>>67120013
just gonna call a friend from back home then i'll stream in 30ish minutes probably
>>67120014
nah no need to escalate this shit, would rather just cut them both out from my life at this point and get some new mates
>>67119980
I have been dumb slut adjacent (friends girlfriend), and still got burned. I also stuck my dick in crazy though, so who am I to speak.
>>67120025
Another piece of advice: never EVER put your dick in crazy
Sigh, really tried to go for a no defeat league run this season
>>67120044
>never EVER put your dick in crazy
It's always worth a go
>>67120004
macca why are you in canada
>>67120086
it's definitely not always worth a go.
usually though
>>67120086
Maybe if you use a fake name, and they're not in your immediate vicinity, so they can't find you after
>>67120025
She's probably feeling bad about it, even though she's a slut, I reckon that's why she was so nice to you. I'm just guessing though, obviously I don't know her.
Call her up and make amends. You'll get easy sex cause she's feeling bad. Then you dump her and tell her to fuck off.
Therapy for you and humiliation for her.
As for your friend. Dunno m8. Shit like this gets my blood boiling. Get decent friends.
Or, you know, just disregard my bullshit lmao
Wondering how are they planning in jewing me out in this game
btw their manager is Brendan Rodgers
>>67120120
>Call her up and make amends. You'll get easy sex cause she's feeling bad. Then you dump her and tell her to fuck off.
Do NOT do this
Just let it go completely
>>67120120
>just disregard my bullshit lmao
recommending this
>>67120101
If she's crazy she'll find you anyway. Crazy people have crazy power. Especially crazy chick.
>>67120136
>>67120154
Where's your sense of justice lads. That feel when you're look down on someone, you get what you want, and leave them out in the cold.
Feels satisfying as fuck. But that's just me, I'd escalate thing too :^)
>>67120237
>Thinking you can ever get one over on a female
Oh boy
>>67120237
That's not justice Slovenia. I can understand your confusion though, considering no one in your part of the world has figured out what justice or honor actually is yet.
I almost got memed.
I should tweet miles about this.
stream live you gaggle of cunts
>>67120261
>the US of A talking about justice and honor
But yeah, there is no need to be a dick to her. I'd recommend distance.
>>67120258
Don't give me that bullshit.
>>67120261
Thanks for your input la
>>67120281
>there's not need to be a dick
UNMANLY WORDS
But on a serious note, its his "friend" that deserves to get his face pushed in.
This kid will make a decent backup rb one day right? Or am I missing something?
>>67120311
I wouldn't purchase him.
>gets forward whenever possible
>shit vision, shit off the ball, mediocre physicals, no strong technicals
He'll be offside a third off the time and won't know what to do with ball when he gets it.
Just use an academy product or a rareflag as a backup since they'll be a lot cheaper.
>>67120377
See, what I'm unsure about is how good I can make him. Like, how many points can I boost this dude's stats in Under 18s and going on loan? I'm having real trouble finding 5 star Messi-like youth products for every position
>>67120311
yeah, he's good. not world-class, but good.
>>67120377
he's only 16. good personality and natfit, if he has any potential at all (he does), those will improve at lightning speed
>>67120417
You don't need 5stars in every position. 2 or 3 would still make you an amazing club.
I don't like loaning u21s. They need that time to earn the trained at club/nation and I would rather directly control his development than sending them out on loan. I usually only loan out 21/22 year olds who can't quite make the cut on the main squad.
>>67120444
That's if he can transfer in the current/upcoming window and he gets matchtime in the youth team.
>>67120483
>You don't need 5stars in every position. 2 or 3 would still make you an amazing club.
No I know, but I want to aim high, with 3-4 stars. I've got a 4,5 star pa goalkeeper and central defender in my youth ranks already.
>>67120444
>he's only 16. good personality and natfit, if he has any potential at all (he does), those will improve at lightning speed
Thanks my Canadian friend
>Darlington are going to be in FM next year
Could be an interesting idea
>>67118491
I feel your pain
>9º
>On the afternoon
>Fucking OCTOBER
Global cooling confirmed
>>67120850
that's pretty common north of africa, my man
>>67120850
9c in october sounds pretty warm tbqh.
You are in Moldova, not Spain.
>pretty warm
>>67120970
>>67120981
its pretty hard to abort posting with 4chan X
>>67120981
>october
>highs average 28c
I would become an hero if I lived there.
>>67121013
>>67120981
>28C
Jumper weather for HC
>>67121019
Yeah but HC doesn't deal with 6 inches of snow in April.
Is it just me or is he kinda.. bad? Assman says he's reached his PA and those attributes aren't impressive. Might sell if I can get £45m or so despite his scoring record, which I think is down to our great team surrounding him.
Has this been posted here yet?
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36138337
GOAT weather passing by.
>>67121093
I know there is the joke that liverpool blame everyone but themselves but those findings really take it to a new level
>>67121093
Hillsborough and its various inquiries and what not has literally been the top news story at least twice a year every year since it happened in this country. Its gotten to the point where most Brits just don't care about it anymore and just skip over the headline.
>>67121106
>No funny tabs
I guess I can make fun of you for using windows media player
>>67121093
Of course when you repeatedly force an inquiry and put unprecedented public and moral pressure on a verdict you will get what you want.
>>67121093
JFT96
Doing surprisingly well. I don't really know if getting a 3rd back to back promotion would be an entirely good thing though. My players aren't really up to scratch even for league 1.
Giving it our best shot though.
>>67121411
Fuck it, we're doing this lads
>>67120280
Fucks sake mitch, why you lying to me-
>>67121730
>bring in Rok Buzinel to be my second choice shadow striker
>put him on the bench
>first choice gets injured
>put him in
>scores the equalising goal
>assists to put us 3:2 up
>picks up MOM award
He's only 19 too.
>>67122025
That was 2 hours ago.
>>67122041
It was his debut too btw.
>the board will not purchase the stadium at this point because of a lack of funds
Cashing in on him this summer. Goodbye, my saviour. Scored so many goals in that first half season to save my job when the "we expect a better result or you're sacked" message was given.
>>67122184
>mfw i have 200 million and wanna build a new stadium
>no ronaldo
>>67122352
Bale still good enough to rek them but I'd kinda like to see City win desu
This guy, this guy, man. Good luck at bury. You got us far but simply aren't good enough and that injury fucked with his development.
>>67122429
I mean he was still decent, but he's struggling to even be a backup at this point.
if dele alli is charged with violent conduct how many games is he going to miss? the last three?
>>67122383
I'm ambivalent, I want city to win for the shitposting, and City would give my club more money to get players if they win. But I want them to lose because I'm not a city fan and I want to see that Dutch bandwagoner kill himself.
>>67122515
Typically 2 or 3 but its whatever the FA decide
>Lucas Vazquez
Literally who?
>>67119245
Fiver says she isn't a cunt and it's just him being a bitch
>>67122659
Think you lost a fiver bro
>>67122659
>cheated on him with a """"friend"""" of his when he had depression
Looking forward do your £5 donation 2bh>>67122659
>>67122742
Were they actually boyfriend and girlfriend?
>>67122659
Send your donation today, it goes in the "beat the shit out of dan" kitty. We're gonna pay some shady poles to do it.
>>67122785
Nope, ive listened to a bit of it and it seems like they were on and off fuckbuddies, he told her he loved her, she said something similar back, but then it fizzled out, then a bit later his buddy steps in and shags her.
>>67122807
Cant you just trade your sister so the local warlord sends some of his people at him?
City will unironically win 3-1
>>67122837
Sadly I don't have a sister, can I do yours?
Nah, just joking, already did her.
>>67122897
You mean you dont have any sisters left, right?
>>67122958
ur a cheeky little cunt arent ya, 5 quid, cough it up
>>67122697
thanks for ur support bud
i know i shouldn't be making /trb/ into >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/facebook/ but i just wanna say thanks for not tearing me to shreds lads
You must be one of the dumbest futbol followers in the world. You just said Cristiano Ronaldo, considered by many to be the best dribbler of all time and that his dribbles are none effective and that you can't find more than 10 goals he has scored from a dribble. Ronaldo is known for dribbling down the field and dribbling by 3,4 maybe 5 players either take a shot and score or make a beautiful pass to a teammate. Have you ever even watched Roanldo play??? You see him all the time dribbling pass a player and making a play out of it. I can pick HUNDREDS of clips of him dribbling and scoring right after his "None effective dribbling." Man your a joke to spew that kind of garbage on the internet. Your just some butt hurt Messi fan trying to belittle Ronaldo in a way that makes absolutely no sense. This video is about the greatest dribblers and skills shown by them not a video about who is better. You should be great full that you live during a time that you can see Messi and Ronaldo play live against each other! You should stop comparing the two and enjoy watching them instead you ungrateful prick. Go search up some Ronaldo vs Messi bullshit on youtube and go argue with a bunch of 10 year olds that know nothing about futbol. I personally am a huge Ronaldo fan because i'm from Portugal, and i hate Messi, HOWEVER, I still respect Messi and i'm man enough to notice he is one of the best of all time. And I also don't try to belittle him by saying shit like you did. I don't do these things because I know one day Roanldo and Messi will be no more and we won't have players like them in a long time from now so i'm trying to enjoy these legends while I can and so should everyone else! Go watch some matches with Ronaldo and you will quickly eat your own words.
>>67123083
It'll be alright m8, he'll eventually toss her out like the fuckhole she is and she'll feel like shit too. And he'll realise he was a cunt down the line when he isn't riding her anymore
>>67123140
apparently it's already over between them anyway
kinda sad desu, she's legit ruined her own life because she wanted a dick for a few nights
not my problem anymore, onwards and upwards :^)
LEAGUE ONE STILL AWAITS LADS
Who here /chasing 3rd promotion in a row/?
I know its not Mitch.
>>67123196
I think you're over doing it with the "ruined her own life" shtick. Come on dude, yeah, she's a cunt and deserves it, but seriously. I wouldn't exactly call this a life-ruining moment.
>>67123196
I didn't want to say anything because she was your mate but she clearly isn't particularly intelligent.
>Mitchell what does this say? I don't want to read it.
Really wouldn't want a nurse with that attitude.
>>67123404
she's no longer living with us next year so she needs to find a new flat
she is probably also going to drop out of her uni course and go to an entirely different uni
i'd say her life isn't looking too great imo
>>67123196
Stream?
>>67123404
>I know its not Mitch.
low hanging fruit mate
>>67123509
Which uni is it?
Talk about an instant impact signing. I was worried he's not going to do that well due to some shady attributes but those technicals are making the difference I guess.
>tfw I'm going to deny my 14 year old Canadian prospect from Canada Canadian national play for 5 years while he neutralizes
>City booing the CL theme
Nice
why are they booing the anthem
>>67123196
The saddest part is that she probably didnt mean to fuck up and that she wont learn from this either.
Being a woman AND not being raised well always causes something like this. She'll either find a beta cuck to settle with or she will ruin things forever. She wont be able to overcome her awful habits, characteristics, way of living. She's just a faulty product at this point.
Fucking women man
>>67123858
Dates back to their fans being not allowed into a match at Moscow due to a stadium ban
>>67123815
I think he can play for Canada U-'s and still play for the US National team provided he doesn't make an app for Canada's senior team.
>>67123872
Either way there's way too many less fucked ones out there to tolerate that shit
>>67123872
Women in general are literal shit. A good one is absolute gold dust though
>cliche
>>67123904
Not taking the chances, I bought him from a Canadian club. And he's that age where he doesn't have any ties. He Will be glorious American citizen
>tfw franchise FC interrupts your winning streak in the league
I got to say though, that was on hell of a blooter from them.
>>67124016
How are those slavs doing? Did they naturalize yet?
Anyone wanna pick a nice Danish surname for me? I hate the surname of a regen I just bought and I like to commentate games in my head.
>>67124267
Jensen. Jensen always wörks.
>>67124518
Or Christensen, always like that one
>>67124518
Done. Henrik Jensen it is for the former Faouzi Messaoudi.
>player of the month in his first month in the league
Good lad
>>67124267
>>67124518
>tfw have a strike force in Denmark, both called Jensen
Is there any advantage to leaving my kids in u-18s or should I stick them in the reserve squad?
a win would have put is into a promotion spot
Good PPMs for a B2B?
>>67125112
Gets forward whenever possible
Shoots with power
Doesn't try long shots
>>67125715
Cheers bud
>>67125382
len
>Aleix Vidal, Thomas Vermaelen, Douglas, Marc Bartra y Adriano cuentan poco o nada para Luis Enrique. Por ejemplo, Vidal, pese a que se llegó recién esta temporada, no sale ni en la banca en los partidos menos importantes del Barcelona. Clara señal que no estaría más en sus planes.
Can't wait for retarded English and Italian teams to splash on Barca rejects
>>67125836
I quite like Adriano and Douglas isn't too bad.Prime Vermaelen was decent but wouldn't touch him now. Rest of them are pretty meh.
>>67125836
>benzapoop
anyone fancy watching a stream lads
>>67126242
there's a BLACKED stream now?
also, you broke the 4 season rule
>>67126317
it was my players man
pls no bully morzi ;;
>zidanes pants
lol what even
>54 minutes
>1 SOG for either team
>expect a win to cut run of bad results
>they score 3 times in the first half
>mfw
Millwall ain't dropping points or should I say, they drop points when I drop points.
I'm dreading the playoffs. The league seems fairly competitive, I hammer a top of the table clubs, case in point 4-2 against Millwall, and then lose 1-0 to some shitters.
>less than 20 minutes left
>2 SOG
>Tree just took out my car
>Gonna have to interact with normie insurance people
I don't think I can do it
>>67127065
What happened?
>>67127065
What's the tree doing attacking your car?
>>67127121
What''s Derby doing getting rekt by a Forest?
>>67127065
Sue the tree
>>67127065
>Not content with being afraid of Mexicans and guns Americans now have reason to fear trees
More like land of the scared amirite?
>>67127103
>>67127121
No idea. Was sitting here trying to decide which regen I bring up to the first team when I heard glass break. Went out to look this giant ass oak tree had fallen over and was on top of my car
>>67127174
9/10
>>67127174
:^)
>>67127065
After they're doing talking to you, do you thing they'll axe the tree for its side of the story?
>>67127177
And I know some Mexicans that have agreed to chop up the tree for $50
>>67127247
1/10
C'mon the spartans
Just spent 90 minutes getting raped by Swindon and still managed to snatch a 2-0 win. Keeper MOM got a 9.2.
>>67127728
Daaaaamn
What a waste of an evening that game was
I'm quite happy with this group
>>67128040
ready to win that bronze?
>>67128092
>implying he won't be eliminated by Iran in the ro16
>>67128160
he either finishes 3rd in the group or 3rd in the world
>this referee
>>67128232
They fined me, AGAIN
>>67128266
[Stay on feet]
ripip City
>>67128314
gee, I wonder what happenned the last time there was an 18-0 before a match
>>67128314
>draw 0-0
>win on penalties
Simples
is there like a mod or something to get the fm15 analysis page on fm16? because i really do not like the new one and fm15 was pretty much perfect
three times in a row Golden Ball.
>>67128457
Noice
I don't care how unprepared you are for this level. I will play you every single game from the bench until you are my little Irish waifu GOAT from Cork
>>67128573
w-wheres he from?
>tfw no GOAT from Cork to rejuvenate the inner city
>>67128621
>Irish (fluent)
I consider him my child
Ehh, no five star potential this year either.
>>67128680
pic related
>>67128701
Fix your coaching
>>67128680
what part of ireland lad. Imagine press conferences as Gaeilge with like, Sharon Ni Bheolain translating like Trapps old sexy translator
>>67123509
Why is she 'probably going to drop out'
>>67128729
I dunno what he's complaining about
>>67128621
Only Irish (Basic) though.
>tfw no Blyth promotion
>>67128781
Maybe because you're blind?
>HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY
You can't have one coach dealing with everything, they get overworked and thus don't offer enough attention to each player. You need at least 2, if not more, on each area.
>>67124265
Not yet, they're coming along though. The Czechs don't seem to hold them in high regard
New thread:
>>67129179
