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>>67064567
>Glee Cast
HC pls
>tfw want to play FM again
>tfw can't be arsed to rebuild a team from scratch and sets everything up in the club
>>67064591
The song is fitting for us tribblers though.
>second place
time for heads to roll.
>>67064612
maybe someone else could do that and upload the save for you
>>67064612
Its like 2 weeks hard graft. Was in the same position, went off the drink for a few weeks and just grinded until I was invested again
>>67064625
How hard is that to do?
>>67064625
>letting other people sets your club
Oh the horror.
>Need twice the wages to sign a Model Pro HoYD
>This is what I can ask for
Board pls. You already won't allow me to have more than 18 scouts.
>>67064591
I listen to this when my team is going through shit form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Xq9f-1lus
>>67064642
>1 gk and 24 wingers in your squad
>Doing things the same way (or different) and expecting things to change is stupid
Is this guy fucking retarded?
>>67064612
>>67064655
>not this
shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJblaUkkfc
>>67064744
You have misread it moron.
By not doing the same things he doesn't mean he is doing new things every season, but that he is repeatedly NOT doing something.
>>67064804
Its still the same retarded sentiment so many Arsenal fans spout. Would love them to get rid of Wenger and sink to midtable, he does a perfectly decent job and they could do much worse than him.
>>67064885
Yes I agree.
>Finances
I know their Russian staff left the club for some Spanish club or some shit since I had received a interview proposal for them a few years back or something, but still... Thanks Failcao for crashing the finances.
Hmmmm
>>67064927
hmmmm. Interesting image.
>>67064980
JT would literally never manage west ham irl
>>67064995
why have you chosen to crop his stats though?
>>67065005
Happy now?
Nice haircut. Just mussing the sideburns.
>1-0 up to shit team
>they get a blooter to equalise in the 75th in
>press forward to try and rescue the win
>they score a breakaway winner in the 90th minute
>>67065089
>aggression not 20
shit wolverine imo
>>67064638
do you want my save? my team should be at least top 2 in the german league and we should be regularly going past the group stages of the CL, but i just can't into tactics and would have been fired 100 times if i didn't reload
>>67065133
>if i didn't reload
>reload
Why would he want the fruit of a savescummer?
>>67064927
>>67064980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2VcKCGVyk
>>67065110
this is THE football manager experience
that or
>1-1 in crucial game
>opposing player red carded with 30 minutes to play
>go up tempo attacking pressure
>0 highlights until the whistle
>>67065133
>>67065148
so he can liberate the save from me and make the team click
>>67065154
>Throwing your gameplan out the window
>Expecting a good result
Consistency is the key to success senpai
>>67065164
ayy i meant to reply to the other dude
>watching game
>half time
>it's NBC
>have to mute it
I don't know why but hearing a yank discuss football grates on me
>>67065219
because it violates your safe space. and you're soft.
>>67065249
oi mate ill boomerang you
fuck i hope arse win so that newcastle can save themselves
>>67065171
>reacting to circumstances is bad
I'm not ok with this
>>67065272
>Newcastle deserving safety
>>67065270
pls do. pls do rn.
>>67065272
I'm expecting Allardyce to draw his way to safety, unfortunately.
>>67065219
>watching canadian sportsnet channel
>unspectacular but inoffensive canadian team of gerry dobson & craig forrest is always fine to listen to at halftime or between gaes
>on saturdays they almost always bring in danny dichio to run his fucking annoying mouth
>it becomes unbearable and I have to switch it off
>
>>67065289
they do more than sunderland. they have some exciting players. meanwhile sundershit's most interesting player is in jail
>>67065219
>Its the last minute of regulation time and the goal tender has launched the ball forward! Its a Hail Mary! GOAL! 1 nothing to the visitors and that has saved us from a zero-zero tie at the McDonald's Pepsi, Home Depot Arena.
>>67065340
I don't get it, is this a sex joke?
>>67065340
>normie humour
>>67065475
No it's a football manager joke.
>>67065340
>Those retweets and likes
I'm not saying it isn't funny but it isn't that funny, nowhere near that funny. At most its a mild chuckle and forgotten about 10 seconds later.
>>67065475
i don't get it either. is it because of the closing down?
>>67065573
>Data absolutely does have soul
cmon miles
>tfw currently setting up a normie's laptop
>his appartment is not heated
>it's currently snowing in germany (literally, I'm not memeing)
fuck me
Oh shit son
Barca BTFO
Will they ever recover?
>Surprising defeat
>Against the 1st in the league on a 14 wins streak (now 15)
Miles pls. Well it will come to an end against Qatar St-Zlatan in 4 days but still.
>>67065638
Stop data abortion now
>>67065663
>>67065272
Thanks Bulgaria bro, I hope you can find your way into Western Europe so you can live in prosperity.
Is there any hope, or I shouldn't waste my time recruiting him?
>>67065725
Looks decent enough for a manlet.
>>67065759
>Manlet
>5'11"
/fit/ pls go and stay go. Your cookies are ready.
>>67065663
And here's my reward. Shafted desu.
>>67065667
>tfw corrupted saves are just stillborn children
>>67065817
Not that anon but why are French men so small? I know a few Frenchmen and only like one of them is 5'11+. Also I know this French bird and she's like 6'3.
>>67065924
Evolution. When you're smaller you usually run away faster due to less air resistance in higher speed. That's why they're so good at parkour.
>>67065898
External stimuli such as FMRTE damaging a save is a retarded child
>>67065989
Thanks HC
>>67065996
>implying not all FM saves are retarded
>>67066043
Oi thats my children you're talking about you cunt
R.I.P. me.
>let my assman take a cup game
Goddamnit son
>Big Sam's cheeky smile
>bravery
every time. can never find regen strikers that are even passable in the air and have more than 5
>>67066442
>trusting northcucks to be brave
>>67066442
>tfw your gf cucks you in front of your eyes
>but you do nothing because bravery 1
You can see the pain in this mans eyes
Wew lads. I guess Luis Enrique can be happy that his team had the most possession.
>>67066624
>United
>>67066442
he looks like Breivik if he were a cuck
>>67066624
>more shots
>more on target
>more possession
>fewer fouls
basically played better football than you.
>>67066442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bummpWepKWY
>>67066624
And we're not gonna qualify.
>>67066642
>Farca
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
>RB scores a blooter and a direct cross in one match
wew
>>67066759
>arsenal smeltdown
I love that club 2bh
>provides legitimately entertaining, technical football for the first third or half of the season
>chokes hilariously in january-february
>provokes a massive chorus of whining, frustration, and self-flagellation at the end of the season and into the summer
you can always rely on them
>>67066759
so many boxes to mark
IT'S BACK ON
MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ
>>67067084
Good for him, he had been invisible for a few matches already.
That was fun
I've just been relegated for the first time in my FM career. Feeling pretty down lads.
>>67067245
I'm pretty average at FM so I have been relegated in my career too. Thing's get better trust me.
>>67067245
>>67067293
I generally get fired and/or drop the save before that happens.
>>67067330
It's ok, I'm back up and challenging for the title now, as well as being in the cup final.
Sticking through the bad times can be rewarding!
>play pretty well
>lose
>go up 1 place in the table
I guess that's justice
>>67067084
I saw the replay, didn't he basically use his forearm?
>>67067385
nice
what were the results between you, Inter and Milan?
Leicester are unironically going to win the league
>>67067502
I cannot WAIT.
I think we have a new meme
>>67067544
Honestly, let them have it. I've been a Spurs supporter for over a decade and I'm over the moon at just the fact that Poch got rid of the bottling-it-ness that has plagued Spurs for a very long time. We may finish 2nd this season, but next season is going to be a whole different ball game.
>>67067574
sorry but maureen is still mourinho
We got a game on our hands folks. Cheese-off
>load up football manager 2016
>start a new game
>printer makes some noise
>yellow page prints out with my name on it
>booked for simulation
ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA
>>67067618
As a Liverpool fan I really want Lestah to win.
also, ULLOA
Theyve only gone and done it lads
Born too late to explore the Earth
Born too soon to explore Space
Born just in time to witness the greatest sporting meme of all time
>>67067798
>tfw you realize Leicester will have more PL titles than Liverpool
>tfw this is the end of my 15 matches winning streak
Fuck you. I've seen you have a great youth player Hajduk. You won't have it anymore this summer.
>>67067854
>Possible finish
pls
who /first/ here?
>>67068007
Not Mitch
>>67067915
>>67067854
>They injure 3 of my players
>3 of my AMCs are injured right now
Fuck you Hajduk.
jesus christ, Lester really are going to win the league, aren't they?
>>67068089
They are, yeah
>>67068089
Meme magic is real.
>they doubted based Corn
the chosen one returns
>>67068308
Looks like he was amaizeing
>>67068308
>Mansfield
Oh shit I played as them in Fm12. Fun times
who's ready for TODAYS STREAM
can't promise anything as exciting as last night sadly
also >arsenal drawing
ffs
Lads are we getting promoted?
>>67068726
How much pain was Daisy in this morning when she woke up?
>>67068726
I'll be there in 40 or so minutes
>>67068726
>tfw no cute Day-Z gf
looking forward to the football though
>da swans
>>67068849
she wasn't in too much pain, she was quite happy that the strange bed she woke up in turned out to be mine tho
she vomited red wine all over my sheets too so now she has to clean them tonight which is good news for me
silly girl
>>67068868
i'll start at some point before then
>>67068892
what football we only play mitchball (tm)
>>67068940
did she remember the streaming? probably not, right?
>>67069021
she did a little and she's cool with it
>MARIBOR IS CHOKING
OUR YEAR LA
new game - did he score, or did he waste the chance like the miserable scum he is?
>>67069105
I want to go to Slovenia, it looks amazeballs for someone like me who likes to trek
>>67069124
hammered at the near post, comes straight back out but hits a defender and rolls in
Sign this kid for £4m?
>>67069124
Hits it at the GK, but bounces off of him and goes in anyway.
>>67069196
definitely. unless he's horrifically injury prone or something
>>67069231
Nope, only cons my 20/20 scout found was current ability (doi) and adaptability
>>67069152
If you do, never EVER go with a Czech. They WILL get lost and fall of a cliff
>>67069221
you got the first part right
>>67069173
optimistic
>>67069259
lel
No but I'm going to go alone. Unless my Canadian friend can sort out his vacation plans, in which case I'll go to Montreal instead.
>>67069259
>If you do, never EVER go with a Czech. They WILL get lost and fall of a cliff
Why are Czech people such experts in dying? I don't get it. I mean, we have Strayans, who are drunk and mentally retarded, but the Czech are JUST tier people
neat
>tfw scouting all sorts of youngsters all over the globe and buying every half decent guy that wants to come to me is paying off
>>67069562
it's because they can't CZECH EM irl
G O A L S
>tfw he's about to turn 30
>swans da
>>67069685
Being a swansea fan is hard.
>Literal meme magic
>>67069658
>being that shit at 29
I'm tempted to reload THIS FUCKING SHITTY INTAKE HOLY SHIT. Board, let me hire the HoYD I want already, this is pitiful.
>>67069795
>WhitePlayers.jpg
>>67069658
dem long throws
>>67069808
post mehanovic
>>67069820
closest thing to a black player i have (aside from my south americans)
>>67069795
m-muh attributes
88 goals in 75 int caps don't lie
>>67069865
;_;
>>67069916
passable. I guess he'll never get a chance in your first team because it's full of amazing cheese, but if he was given regular appearances he'd probably turn into an okay player
>>67069897
honestly can't tell, but is that all senior caps? i see the youth shenanigans in parentheses off to the side and dunno if those are counted in.
>>67069916
>>67069865
>>67069961
>Literally doesn't have the attributes to be retrained to WB
>I don't use wingers
>>67069562
No idea but they somehow manage to keep killing themselves in the alps every now and then. Really retarded too, like without proper footwear and shit they go climbing mountains.
Maybe its just cause the czech republic is excessively safe.
>>67069974
Whoops.
Mitch 40 minutes are nearly over, it's time to shine!
how do u know if a 15 yr old will become good?
this guy has 4+1* potential but idk how to judge him. he costs 1 million (at most)
>>67069974
make him an amc. fast, good composure. ok, his anticipation and vision are horrible, but he'd still make an ok shadow striker-type
this guy turned into a CL-level winger/amc. you just have to give them a chance
>>67070071
How good are your training facilities and do you have a good tutor for him?
I dunno why I have a German boy in my intake. No staff members are German. """Too bad""" he's fired.
>>67069967
Yes. He is extremely prolific for his country.
>>67070067
will have to cut my wank short then
>>67070114
I'm a top club, so I do have good facilities. About the tutor, well, I can't know since he'll join me 3 years down the line. But yeah, I will have one.
here's another youngstar, to have a pic
>>67070141
Refugee crisis got pretty bad
>>67070157
damn, hopefully this guy will turn out that way as well. i'm having him be tutored by >>67069795 just to drive the point home.
>>67070212
If it's 3 years later, you have to hope on the other club's facilities, but having a good tutor is key for him. Honestly you can buy some old wash-up to tutor him when he comes, so long as he used to be shit
Any good PPMs for an AM lads?
>>67070268
Takes shots from distance, places shots, hangs around the edge of the box
Little Lampard desu
>>67070183
>implying you need a wank after this morning
spain have won 3 of the last 4, so don't place any bets, but here we go anyway
>>67070268
depends on attributes and role 2bh family
>>67070305
>Have girl set up on rohypnol
>Still can't clinch anything
It's the mitch we all know and love
Eintracht Frankfurt literally just scored from a cross. Nice
>>67070268
Runs With Ball Through [wherever]
Runs With Ball Often
Moves Into Channels
Tries Killer Balls Often (if he's a playmaker type)
Plays One-Twos
>>67070321
>>67070344
What's happening to Hertha, Art?
>>67069975
>'Spašavatelji HGSS-a su na Paklenici pronašli zalutalu francusku obitelj na teško pristupačnom terenu, u neadekvatnoj opremi, bez hrane i vode. Otac - srčani bolesnik kojemu je pozlilo pa je pokrenuto i helikoptersko spašavanje.'
>'U blizini Planinarskog doma Paklenica nakon izvršenog pregleda, zbrinuta je unesrećena mlađa ženska osoba, strana državljanka s lomom noge. I u 28. tjednu trudnoće.'
>'21. 7. upućen je poziv HGSS-u da se na Anića kuku nalaze 3 osobe u 30-tima koje su ostale bez vode i pitaju može li im se voda donijeti s obzirom na visoke temperature kako bi se mogli vratiti natrag.'
foreigners_in_Croatia.jpg
Saved the season with the last few results. The 0-3 is sad but expected especially because both my centre mids got injured and they're top of the league
This is quite likely the worst start of the season I ever had.
>>67070381
they are an awful team. they're not really capable of playing football, they are just good at defending, getting goals from set pieces and grinding out results.
the only player with any creativity is Weiser, but he's fucking ugly.
I hope they won't get a CL spot (and I'm pretty sure they won't) because they are bad at football and boring as fuck to watch, they'll collapse next year and will suck in Europe
change of plan lads sorry, daisy cooking me dinner then i'll stream after probably
>>67070404
>trana državljanka s lomom noge. I u 28. tjednu trudnoće.'
Kek.
Do you guys charge them € after saving them too?
>>67070526
kys normie
>>67070526
>tfw no gf who cooks me din-dins while I stream FM to autists on a cp site
>>67070526
This striker partnership is not benefiting me.
RUINOUS
>>67070526
>Not getting her on stream for a post-match interview like you said you would
>>67070683
oh don't worry i will
just need to walk to the shops with her so i can pick what she's getting me :^)
>>67070614
she's not my gf idiot
>tfw I have to make my Latvian boy fit into my 25 man squad next season
He's the son I'm never going to have and will take America to great places once he's a citizen
>>67070796
I don't watch autistic streams so how could I know
>>67070796
not with that attitude
>>67070748
>tfw you post in the wrong post
embarassing.
things are going well though, as you can see in pic related.
parking the bus hard now
>mfw I scored from their corner kick
>>67070796
Don't pick something easy, make sure she has to put some effort in
>>67070801
you could adopt one
>>67070850
>post in the wrong post
Art pls
>>67070850
>Art
>>67070877
I meant "in the wrong thread", I don't know what's wrong with me right now
>>67070526
you promised a post match interview. Imagine the questions
>Daisy, Mitch has said that you have smelly wine farts. How do you respond?
>Storms out of press conference
>>67070796
>she's not my gf idiot
is she your cucktress?
>>67070873
what would you suggest exactly
>>67070850
>Art
>>67070905
gimme a list of questions to ask her i will doit LIVE
>>67070911
p much yeah
qeq
>>67070877
Nah, after Kristapz Porzingis, Latvians are all the rage here
>>67070796
>she's not my gf idiot
>>67070928
Mitch, could you provide a list of the dankest meemays related to this turn of events?
>>67070894
missing mommy?
>>67070928
>p much yeah
i didn't expect that response. do you have a bull?
>>67070962
no just go watch the vods you lemon
Do cover,stopper and defend on a central defender actually require the exact same attributes or is my highlight attributes feature bugged ?
>>67070989
tl;dw
I saw this guy is available on a free and just wanted to see if he would be willing to join.
Turns out he is but wants more than 50% of my wage budget lmao.
>>67070928
Lobster
>>67071048
>More than half of your wage budget
>Only wants 25k signing on bonus
>>67071136
that doesn't look like a woman
>>67071019
stopper and cover have the same highlights, but defend is different, my man
>>67071213
>implying you wouldn't
>>67071136
you're doing my work for me cheers
give me list of questions to ask she is cooking for me now
>>67071240
qt 3.14 desu
>>67071293
Why arent you trying to ride her mitch?
Daisy, do you like working at that football club
Daisy, when you said "tell them my farts dont smell", what did you mean by this?
>>67071293
Go and hug her from the back while she cooks. I've seen it in my Malaysian puppet shows so it has to work.
>>67070556
>Do you guys charge them € after saving them too?
No, our authorities are fucking retarded
>Iako Hrvatska gorska služba spašavanja nema svoj helikopter, to ne znači da je manje učinkovita od austrijske, a godišnje obavi više od 1000 intervencija. Financiraju se iz državnoga i proračuna lokalnih samouprava te donacijama, ali za razliku od austrijskih kolega, oni svoju uslugu ne mogu naplatiti.
>Akcije spašavanja članova HGSS-a i dalje su potpuno besplatne za sve. Naime, ne postoji zakonit način na koji bi mogli izdati račun za obavljenju intervenciju. Nedostatak znakova upozorenja te jasnih propisa i pravila ponašanja u prirodi najveća su zapreka naplati intervencija. Pročelnik HGSS-a Vinko Prizmić tvrdi kako najviše rade na tome da se stvore uvjeti za otvaranje tržište osiguranja.
>>67071293
1. How does it feel to have your face in a bucket for hours on end?
2. How much does she even remember?
3. Will you be my GF?
Also Mitch, last night was hilarious. Bring more guests and friends over when you stream, the more shitfaced the better
>>67071339
Yeah don't do this, ever.
>>67071293
ask her to sup with you.
>>67071366
Would be a good idea. Have a house party and triblle during it.
>>67071293
What did you drink?
Is Will Keen overrated?
Can you vomit on Mitch's ipad again? Please?
Put shoe on head again.
What formation should Mitch play?
Is overload good?
Would you bottle promotion as much as Mitch? #bottlejob
Can you updog on stream?
>Both my strikers injured before key league and cup games against top teams
JUST
>>67071328
i am not trying to ride her for many reasons
>>67071339
no
>>67071366
will ask 2/3
>>67071424
all of these are going to be asked
>>67071424
hey fuck you man, that's my shitty joke
Slav domination of Sky Bet league 2.
>>67071448
I didnt ask how many reasons you had for not riding her. I asked why
>>67071448
>i am not trying to ride her for many reasons
a-are you impotent?
not bad
>>67071448
don't worry, you won't be the only infected person here. the irish HerpesAnon is only a sea away from you.
>>67071451
Oh ok, just upload your certificate of copyright and I'll delete the post
>>67071512
I think he died from herpes related complications since we haven't seen him for like 2 years now
>>67071220
Merci
>2nd OG in 8 appearances
>tfw you reach the point in a save where you're signing kids who are "touted as the new [regen]"
>>67071865
it means you need to STOP
>>67071842
>M'voto
Post pretty regens.
>>67072004
his name is Jailton
>>67072004
MC Hammer
weak cunt
>>67072004
interview stream live lads
>>67072075
>that hair
>kid is soft
color me shocked
>>67072139
Question: Why is Mitchy-boy sill in love with you?
>>67072302
STANS
>>67071293
Who does she support and why is it AFC Bournemouth?
this is not a penalty in Croatia
>>67071458
all-Slovenian team when?
>>67072972
SOON
They're cheap wages wise and come on a free.
>>67073487
>>67073487
>FIGHT_AND_WIN.WEBM
>>67073541
>Hipsters getting BTFO by the god of hipster football
Pure pottery
>>67073701
What are his attributes by now? I imagine his physicals are all 5's
>>67073748
>They city of Jew York
>>67073855
shit except for balance stamina and natural fitness
>>67073748
sensible chuckle
>>67073103
>on a free
heh
btw that webm I posted is from earlier today. Croatian refereeing 101
>>67074301
Well...what can you do. We have the same problems.
>FK
>Opponent CB finishes off the FK better than my guys
>D-do I sign him?
>>67074515
The refs didn't call 2 pens, even though they were pretty close both times. Croatia doesn't have a bad refereeing issues - the refs are just instructed to rob Hajduk (+ Inter and Zagreb when needed) blind
>>67074832
>have a bad refereeing issues
well, fuck me, this was Norway tier
>>67074832
Poor Tommy.
We're turning this around boys. We were relegation fodder and even bottom of the table for some time but we bounced back and are within reach of the playoff spots.
>>67074832
>>67074882
Oh, ours are just generally incompetent and corrupt but in a different way. Referees are paid a large sum of money and there's a lot of inside deals over who gets nominated. Essentially you have to know the right people to get the job which means there's a bunch of shit referees that are only there due to their connections.
>>67074892
kek
Well someone just got fired
Fuck you ref.
To be perfectly honest, the team did extremely well to lose only 2-0, especially considering two of my AMCs aren't even there. Remains the cup and the league in which I have a lead of 16 points. Gonna be very boring until next year.
>>67075522
Sex, Drugs and James Dayton.
Great, more fixtures. What the fuck Preston.
>>67075776
Enjoy having him for another 6 or so months before he fucks off. I doubt he'll want to sign a new contract.
>>67075776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnLs72qedC4
>wake up
>it's 4:30 PM
Send help
I'm not even NEET
>>67076051
Its sunday, you'll be fine
>>67076111
I was planning on getting all of my schoolwork due this week done this morning.
>>67076174
your subconscious planned otherwise
>>67076174
Just drop out and play fm
>>67076209
I suppose so.
>>67076268
I've already done that for a semester.
So did mitch lose his locker room?
>>67076426
partway there
I guess you could say he overloaded them with expectations
Only took half a season before we started playing properly.
>>67076487
any chance of achieving promotion?
>>67076525
Fairly good chances actually. We're doing really well now, especially with that 2-0 victory over Preston who are top half of the table in sky bet league 1. We scored the most goals in the league but had a pretty bad problem with conceding until we sorted it out. Also, my new striker signing took something like 7 games to score his first goal but then started banging them in.
We're only 9 pts from the top
I'm in the final lads
>>67076664
This guy.
>>67076719
>that mexico striker
wew
>>67076784
What caused that?
>>67076905
Literally discussion of big black dildo
>>67076870
>taking a 28 yo guy to the Olympics
>>67076905
a story about an 8 inch black dildo
>>67076942
are you butthurt because you forgot about the three (3) overage players you can take?
Was just up 3-0 in a match and 1 player from each team was down on the ground injured and they didn't even stop play to let the physios on and the cunts scored literally with players injured in the box. What the fuck? Then 3-1 at halftime and I lose the game 4-3. Never been so upset in my life.
>>67076723
>tfw playing as York with shit-tier strikers and couldn't even afford a cheap striker like that
just wanted to post the table from last season's Bundesliga
>>67077621
Loan one out m8.
>>67065337
>tfw Dichio
>>67077817
>nevereverkusen
lel
wait a sec
>bielefeld
w0t
>>67077817
>imaginary cities in the bundesliga
My boys did it lads!
>>67078342
Do you know the way to Juan Jose?
>>67078342
>Spanish U23s
I'm trying to be impressed, I really am.
>laptop died again, losing like an hour of my save
this is getting ridiculous. I really need to buy a gaymen pc but I'm too cheap tb
>Dele Alli PFA Young Player of the Year
Not much surprise there.
Mahrez for the main award I'm guessing
>>67078432
why don't you autosave weekly? i used to do it biweekly but losing even that much can suck.
>>67078717
my laptop is shit and saving takes a bit of time
>>67078673
already confirmed
>>67078807
>saving takes a bit of time
Less time than it would take to re-play the time you've lost.
>>67078807
>>67079253
Agreed. Saving sucks but having to redo games or fucking contract negotiations is just awful
>>67079253
but if I add up all the time I'd lose saving and compare it to the time I lose replaying etc etc whatever I'll just buy a pc in the coming week
>>67079296
>Saving sucks
yeah mate taking 10 seconds every half hour really does suck
t. not playing on a 2004 netbook
>>67079402
>whatever I'll just buy a pc in the coming week
But you're cheap.
Ever notice how different crowds sound when they celebrate goals in different countries?
>Humam has been called to play those irrelevant fixtures
>Matches every two days
>He's just back from injury
Oh boy, in what godamned state am I going to find him when he comes back.
>>67080051
Flares in southern european countries, think ive maybe seen it once in england? Think it has to do with how passionate the fans are set to be.
>>67080109
I'm just talking like sounds
Like there's an audible yeah in UK leagues but in the US it's more an "URA"
halfway
>>67080168
It's pronounced "oo-rah", Marine.
>>67080204
In glorious Russia, it is Ura.
>>67079447
something wrong today anon?
>>67080226
There are no Russians in the free states of America.
>>67066759
where is sanchez
>>67080279
already gone
>>67080279
who?
>tfw you buy Kramaric hoping his previous 5 seasons were just a blip and he can lead your title assault
>tfw they were
>tfw still didn't win the league
S-second is pretty close too though right lads?
>>67080256
What do you make of Maria Sharapova? That said...
>Even her Fed Cup teammates were surprised she could speak Russian as well as them
>>67080576
>Dopes and gets caught
>Still can't beat the other top 5 women
She should be taken to pasture tbqh
>>67080576
There's only one tennisser who matters to me.
I've never really paid attention to her though.
>>67080681
2bf, most dopers are middling/tweener talents.
>>67080891
>>67080681
could be worse like the cycling motorized doping
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP HERE
>>67079464
yes but time is money
>>67080991
Just stop spending so much on the ganja.
>>67080891
>There's only one tennisser who matters to me.
Maria's fangirl?
>>67081010
I grow my own. again, I'm cheap
>>67081040
jesus christ just stop smoking then
>>67081026
Genie/Milos. Even then, only out of national pride/her good looks.
>Not withdrawing players from pointless friendlies
I kinda hope I can keep withdrawing Vietto for two years and an half for him to play for Yugoslavia instead. That'd be incredibly funny.
>>67081073
So Maria's fangirl.
![930px-Liechtenstein_football_association.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2bwZpnj.png "930px-Liechtenstein football association.svg[1]")
is there a steam group of /trb/ or not
>>67081166
I suppose.
>>67081422
tfw no jommo fm 13 save
>>67081472
Yes but I don't think anyone actually uses it for anything these days
Meh, I don't feel like triggering his extension but no actually good defender wants to join my club either.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK MY DICK IRS
>>67081698
>SUCK MY DICK IRS
you just got put on a watch list pal
will anyone stream for me please
>>67080242
Nah family it's just people who play on terrible specs and complain about things not running well bug me.
T. Poster from >>>/vg/poeg
>>67081698
Panama
Where do you find motivation when people keep signing your best players for pennies?
>>67081872
Schadenfreude when they end up blowing chodes
>>67081825
This is true.
See also
>"Game keeps crashing, stupid [insert game dev/game]"
>15 people reply all saying it runs perfectly fine for them and must be something to do with their hardware/software/drivers/pirated copy
>"Nah its shitty [insert game dev here]"
>>67081889
By signing other teams' best players and receiving a fee from their respective teams by doing so.
First regens of the campaign. Got a totally american CB.
>travelled all the way down to guinea to get kicked around by a bunch of actual africans
>5.70
and great, now he gets to go to the cup of nations too
>>67082318
>managing Palermo
I've been gone too long.
>>67082369
the circus has come to town
>>67082383
>73k/w
They haven't fallen too far down the pyramid, I assume.
>>67082413
no, they're fine financially, but were in 13th or something when I took over
this guy was generated when I loaded the league. I'd feel more guilty about the cheesiness of that if his legs weren't made of glass
>>67082459
>great mentals
>great tekkers
>great physicals
>no composure, concentration, height or strength to speak of
>Go over to friends house
>Has his laptop open with FM
>Scan through his team
>Playing as Napoli, trying to secure 6th place every season
>Has Townsend on 80 grand a week
Tempted to send him an anonymous email to /trb/.
>>67082872
>Has Townsend on 80 grand a week
top top top player to be fair and honest
is fast, can go either way, and has lots of pace
>>67082872
only if hes cute
>>67082953
You forgot he's got a killer burst of speed and has velocity in his bag of skills.Better than Hot Sauce on the wings too.
>>67082954
He's like 5'5 and a skeleton. Put your favourite wig on him and you've got your new waifu lad.
According to my scout (20/20 JPA/JPP), he has great hiddens, but his tekkers are shit. I guess it's worth signing, I doubt I have a decent tutor however that's worth destroying his Det, especially because his hiddens are supposedly great.
>Will anon's team lose his GK to his low buyout clause?!
I defy any team to by Ralf Fahrmann for 27.5 million
Someone post that arab keeper who scores the impossible own goal from the touch line.
>>67081972
>wah my shit doesn't work
>have you restarted your pc, updated drivers, verified your install was correct, actually bought the game?
>wah fuck the devs for making me take care of my pc
>>67082872
pls no
If anything help him not be retarded first.
>>67083150
He's 16, who cares if is attributes are shit now, if he has any potential and good hiddens sign him the fuck up.
>>67083153
>tfw lost my champions league winning keeper for £32.5
>>67083178
You mean the one saving the pen?
>>67083150
As soon as he's signed tell him to cut those damn sideburns.
>>67083178
Oh wait no you mean this
>OFC
>Arab
>>67083178
The one who went to clear the ball from outside his own box and ended up scoring in his own net?
>>67083178
I would like a webm of the black keeper who had to shave his mohawk in order to be allowed on the pitch, but I'm not sure there is one.
Arabland is confusing tbqh.
>>67083178
>>67083312
Better quality
>>67083312
His Daddy clearly had on over 4.5 goals.
>>67083670
More likely BTTS, I know the score ticker goes from 4-0 to 5-0 but it actually went 4-1 because of that just guy in charge of graphics was clearly retarded.
>OFC
>quality
And other than that Nadi got absolutely nowhere near scoring.
>>67083724
>but it actually went 4-1 because of that just guy in charge of graphics was clearly retarded.
Fuck me, I've seen Chuckle Brothers skits with less cock ups.
F U C K
U O F F
C F
K F
>>67083856
Jesus mate, I take it you didnt go on the counter?
>Easily qualify for the knockout round
>Can't get past it if I finish second in the group
>Picture related is the league
You have it easy in Italy. Just kill me now. at least this year we will have two teams in CL, but I won't see the long term effects before a while.
>>67084008
>>67083856
I can't quote anymore.
something is wrong
>be your league debut
>score first goal of the game like this
Nice job, you just secured your spot with us.
So whats the rule about restarting when it comes to regens?
>>67083856
top nen
>>67084333
I fucking hate nen
>nen has scored a lot of goals against you in the past, do you have a plan to stop him?
and then invariably I get nenned on again
he'll probably play until he's 40 just so he can score more tap-ins against my team in the CL
>>67085721
What type of hunter is he?
>>67085936
I don't know, a lazy high-class trophy hunter? He's spent 8+ years at zenit, his domestic scoring record is forgettable, seems like he's only in it for the paycheque and to look good on TV when he plays in europe
>tfw I have to sign meme players to tutor my regens while also filling up my stadium and jersey sales
This is literally killing me lads.
>>67086139
Sounds about right. Football with nen skills would be well fun.
yessss
>>67083856
fortunately, on the domestic front, we always have based italian refereeing to help us out
If you could sign either Bas Dos or Chicharito ignoring memes, which would you sign?
>>67086542
hernandez brings in chicano money
>>67086677
That's what I'm thinking. I'm torn between chicano money and eurosnob money
>MLS Problems
>Competing with your sister club to sign prospects
>tfw every prospect I lose is on the loan list they send to me
It's basically taunting at this poitn
>>67086944
>eurosnob money
>leaving their personal country
hah, yeah right
>>67087159
Ended up buying them both because fuck Newcastle and Ayoze
>Buying a Hertha defender costs literally 3 arms and 4 legs
Art was right
>Art
>>67067688
STOP
>>67087295
Welp, bought an Argie so Hernandez is going back to germany disappointed.
aw fug
>>67087618
all beautiful things must once come to an end
except totti's career, which seems to be infinite
>Mali job available
very tempted to jump ship
don't want to stay if we're not gonna get to the WC, and Algeria's next game is against Eq Guinea so we're basically fucked unless we beat them 5-0 or more
>tfw christmas in June
guess what we're going to practice next week
>>67088033
>9ccc's
Please tell me you fired your entire defense
>>67088122
he's managing sassuolo, family
his entire attacking line then, I guess
>>67088122
I got the CCCs, my defense did fine, my forwards are going to spend 12 hours every day practicing finishing
>>67088161
Ah my bad. In that case things could be worse
>>67064567
cool thred bro
>>67087957
BAS DOST
JUST
>>67088352
hey, I had him as LB for a while on my save, he's decent, not worth 7.5mil though
>>67088384
It's more that I just bought him and then they used their clause to immediately buy him back.
>>67088404
money laundering senpai
>tfw cant beat Real
>tfw can beat Barca
America loves Bas Dost for some reason
>my for the lulz signing of Alexandre Pato actually produces goals.
Shiiiiiieeeeet
Who has the popcorn?
thanks Messi
ha ha time for yoof
now to win the CL
At the risk of going /a/, this was in my random jewtube playlist. Apparently every so often, Japan makes a decent song in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7SHgklMLM
From bottom of the table to the play offs. We're doing it, we're actually doing it.
>best GD in the league
>still 7th
When did you realize
belter desu
Well fuck you too buddy.
This is becoming a trend with Corn, he keeps popping.
Either way managed to snatch 2 draws from the 1st and 2nd team in the league. Automatic promotion is on the cards provided we keep playing the way we're playing.
>>67091516
Happened again with another CM in the game after. 4th choice CM got injured on the same day. Striker out, back up striker out. 4th choice on a goal draught.
Lmao, when things go wrong, they go fucking wrong.
Good morning tribblers.
How go life.
How go save.
>>67091940
Life bad
Save good
>when your regen scores in the very last minute for the full 3 points.
>>67091940
Got relegated, cba anymore.
>>67092014
>giving up
>>67091940
shit
lost CL final on pens
>>67092003
>when your most consistent player on the team lets in 2 goals
>when the referee doesn't give an obvious offside
>when you're within reach of the top and thing you have an easy game against carlisle coming up
>Irish
>poacher
>potentially one of the best generations of his generation
oh fucking jesus christ almighty YES
>>67092112
neat kid
second leg of the last 16. pls don't miss ;_;
>>67092216
>no update
so I guess he missed then?
>>67091389
realize what regarding mishi-sama?
>>67092335
Nah he scored, we got through. Just. Pricks beat us in the final last year with a late Aboubakar goal so feels good
5.1 and 4.8 for my left back
What the actual fuck
>>67092395
He fucking knows
https://youtu.be/U-p258fCC1c
>>67092672
Why only autists play FM?
Or is it the game that turns you autistic?
>>67092672
My football manager LL player no-one has ever heard of is Patrick Vaz. He guided my Blyth team to league football and captained my San Marino team until he retired.
I miss you, Patrick.
>>67092672
I was cringing the whole way.
This is some serious autism.
>>67092730
Yes and yes
>>67092672
wew
>>67091940
Is that a booger in her left nose?
>>67088269
Thanks. I tried.
Joel I was completely wrong. Once I retrained him to RB he became fantastic.
>>67092752
>Reunion cheese
Kill urself my man.
>>67092901
The real cheese was Wesley Ngo Baheng
You now remember Jose Quitongo
6 game to go before the end of the season. Automatic promotion is on the cards still.
How the fuck is this non-country so fucking overpowered MILES
>>67093078
Yes, I fuckin mad
>>67093220
So you're like a massive disappointment as Spain boss, right?
>>67093220
Israeli Messi
>not a goal
thank you SI
>>67093242
wrong.
but kinda true.
>>67093334
idk I think people would expect more from a manager who singlehandedly turned Tenerife from shit to worldbeaters than just first knockout round at the world cup and lucking past Israel
Hey it actually wasn't a goal!
>>67093348
I got knocked out at the first round of the EURO though, I still have to play the WC. Playing the qualifyiers right now.
>>67093348
>>67093370
I meant Yuros.
Also first round of the Euros is even more disappointing for those poor Spanish kids who had dreams
Is there any reason why this keeps happening to my players? They're all leaving their agents en mass.
>>67093380
B-but I won the O-olympics...
>>67093382
It keeps happening. 3rd player in a week to leave his agent.
>>67093389
>Olympics
>matters to the fans
Pick one. Unless you're living in a shithole of a country like mine.
>>67093416
>>67093382
not sure, but I think it happens if they've recently signed a new deal and are happy at the club
>>67093418
Can you qualify for the Olympics? I know you're banned from FIFA competitions because of your FA but assuming your team was actually good enough you could get in the Olympics since it isn't a FIFA competition right? Or is it one of those retarded situations where the qualifiers are a FIFA event so you're still fucked?
OK I'm starting to get worried now.
>>67093436
Dunno. Doesn't matter though because we will never be qualified for the Olympics either way.
>>67093431
Makes sense I guess. We've been doing really well lately. Just secured a play off spot with 2 games to go.
We were 1 down too.
>>67093474
no shame in that when they get regens like this
>>67093528
wew
posting the lad that scored on me.
>>67093528
First name: Godgiven
Second name: Rudonja, same as the legendary Mladen Rudonja AKA "Turbo Rudi" a striker that scored 1 goal in 65 apps for the Slovenian national team but it was a goal that got us to the World Cup.
Why did you sell him?
>>67093572
>realmad
you've only got yourselves to blame for this, Spen
>>67093580
didn't want to, his agent had been insisting on a release clause for about 3 years, which I finally had to give him, and city matched it right away
>>67093528
They get some pretty good ones.
>>67093474
Yeah you're a huge disappointment. You're like the Steve McClaren of Spain. Resign now and find a team in the Netherlands to rebuild your destroyed reputation.
>>67093701
>Resign now and find a team in the [South America] to rebuild your destroyed reputation.
I'll do that AFTER the WC matey.
>>67093723
If you even qualify. What's the point? All you're doing is taking your nation down before you inevitably capitulate to New Zealand in the first game of the World Cup and end the tournament with 1 point that you somehow rescued from a poor Japan side who had already advanced.
>>67093740
I think I'll qualify
Until Israel beats you on their home turf, Slovenia gets a late equaliser in Spain and you somehow slip to Montenegro
THIS IS IT. WE'RE GETTING PROMOTED, BACK TO BACK BABY (provided they don't get 2 back and Woking scored 2 to get back into the lead no jynxing pls)
>Villel
I find their implosion very entertaining
>>67093860
MR. Eric Black is getting EXPOSED
I really hope >we beat Villa and stay up so I can really enjoy them getting relegated
Fuck. The Turin Twats sealing the title right now.
>>67093838
Nice. Back to back promotions. Now we seriously need a season of consolidation before making a push into the hell that is the championship.
Also, the winning goal was scored by a dude that was on injections. Knew it was the right thing to do, and they say doping is bad.
>>67093882
>implying they weren't gonna win it even if Napoli got a result
>>67093903
congrats lad
>>67093903
Look at this shit, this is what I call timing your form.
Great thread, senpai
>>67093957
Thanks.
>>67093969
I was being ironical.
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>500
