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>>67064567
>Glee Cast
HC pls
>tfw want to play FM again
>tfw can't be arsed to rebuild a team from scratch and sets everything up in the club
>>67064591
The song is fitting for us tribblers though.
>second place
time for heads to roll.
>>67064612
maybe someone else could do that and upload the save for you
>>67064612
Its like 2 weeks hard graft. Was in the same position, went off the drink for a few weeks and just grinded until I was invested again
>>67064625
How hard is that to do?
>>67064625
>letting other people sets your club
Oh the horror.
>Need twice the wages to sign a Model Pro HoYD
>This is what I can ask for
Board pls. You already won't allow me to have more than 18 scouts.
>>67064591
I listen to this when my team is going through shit form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Xq9f-1lus
>>67064642
>1 gk and 24 wingers in your squad
>Doing things the same way (or different) and expecting things to change is stupid
Is this guy fucking retarded?
>>67064612
>>67064655
>not this
shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJblaUkkfc
>>67064744
You have misread it moron.
By not doing the same things he doesn't mean he is doing new things every season, but that he is repeatedly NOT doing something.
>>67064804
Its still the same retarded sentiment so many Arsenal fans spout. Would love them to get rid of Wenger and sink to midtable, he does a perfectly decent job and they could do much worse than him.
>>67064885
Yes I agree.
>Finances
I know their Russian staff left the club for some Spanish club or some shit since I had received a interview proposal for them a few years back or something, but still... Thanks Failcao for crashing the finances.
Hmmmm
>>67064927
hmmmm. Interesting image.
>>67064980
JT would literally never manage west ham irl
>>67064995
why have you chosen to crop his stats though?
>>67065005
Happy now?
Nice haircut. Just mussing the sideburns.
>1-0 up to shit team
>they get a blooter to equalise in the 75th in
>press forward to try and rescue the win
>they score a breakaway winner in the 90th minute
>>67065089
>aggression not 20
shit wolverine imo
>>67064638
do you want my save? my team should be at least top 2 in the german league and we should be regularly going past the group stages of the CL, but i just can't into tactics and would have been fired 100 times if i didn't reload
>>67065133
>if i didn't reload
>reload
Why would he want the fruit of a savescummer?
>>67064927
>>67064980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2VcKCGVyk
>>67065110
this is THE football manager experience
that or
>1-1 in crucial game
>opposing player red carded with 30 minutes to play
>go up tempo attacking pressure
>0 highlights until the whistle
>>67065133
>>67065148
so he can liberate the save from me and make the team click
>>67065154
>Throwing your gameplan out the window
>Expecting a good result
Consistency is the key to success senpai
>>67065164
ayy i meant to reply to the other dude
>watching game
>half time
>it's NBC
>have to mute it
I don't know why but hearing a yank discuss football grates on me
>>67065219
because it violates your safe space. and you're soft.
>>67065249
oi mate ill boomerang you
fuck i hope arse win so that newcastle can save themselves
>>67065171
>reacting to circumstances is bad
I'm not ok with this
>>67065272
>Newcastle deserving safety
>>67065270
pls do. pls do rn.
>>67065272
I'm expecting Allardyce to draw his way to safety, unfortunately.
>>67065219
>watching canadian sportsnet channel
>unspectacular but inoffensive canadian team of gerry dobson & craig forrest is always fine to listen to at halftime or between gaes
>on saturdays they almost always bring in danny dichio to run his fucking annoying mouth
>it becomes unbearable and I have to switch it off
>
>>67065289
they do more than sunderland. they have some exciting players. meanwhile sundershit's most interesting player is in jail
>>67065219
>Its the last minute of regulation time and the goal tender has launched the ball forward! Its a Hail Mary! GOAL! 1 nothing to the visitors and that has saved us from a zero-zero tie at the McDonald's Pepsi, Home Depot Arena.
>>67065340
I don't get it, is this a sex joke?
>>67065340
>normie humour
>>67065475
No it's a football manager joke.
>>67065340
>Those retweets and likes
I'm not saying it isn't funny but it isn't that funny, nowhere near that funny. At most its a mild chuckle and forgotten about 10 seconds later.
>>67065475
i don't get it either. is it because of the closing down?
>>67065573
>>67065573
>Data absolutely does have soul
cmon miles
>tfw currently setting up a normie's laptop
>his appartment is not heated
>it's currently snowing in germany (literally, I'm not memeing)
fuck me
Oh shit son
Barca BTFO
Will they ever recover?
>Surprising defeat
>Against the 1st in the league on a 14 wins streak (now 15)
Miles pls. Well it will come to an end against Qatar St-Zlatan in 4 days but still.
>>67065638
Stop data abortion now
>>67065663
>>67065272
Thanks Bulgaria bro, I hope you can find your way into Western Europe so you can live in prosperity.
Is there any hope, or I shouldn't waste my time recruiting him?
>>67065725
Looks decent enough for a manlet.
>>67065759
>Manlet
>5'11"
/fit/ pls go and stay go. Your cookies are ready.
>>67065663
And here's my reward. Shafted desu.
>>67065667
>tfw corrupted saves are just stillborn children
>>67065817
Not that anon but why are French men so small? I know a few Frenchmen and only like one of them is 5'11+. Also I know this French bird and she's like 6'3.
>>67065924
Evolution. When you're smaller you usually run away faster due to less air resistance in higher speed. That's why they're so good at parkour.
>>67065898
External stimuli such as FMRTE damaging a save is a retarded child
>>67065989
Thanks HC
>>67065996
>implying not all FM saves are retarded
>>67066043
Oi thats my children you're talking about you cunt
R.I.P. me.
>let my assman take a cup game
Goddamnit son
>Big Sam's cheeky smile
>bravery
every time. can never find regen strikers that are even passable in the air and have more than 5
>>67066442
>trusting northcucks to be brave
>>67066442
>tfw your gf cucks you in front of your eyes
>but you do nothing because bravery 1
You can see the pain in this mans eyes
Wew lads. I guess Luis Enrique can be happy that his team had the most possession.
>>67066624
>United
>>67066442
he looks like Breivik if he were a cuck
>>67066624
>more shots
>more on target
>more possession
>fewer fouls
basically played better football than you.
>>67066442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bummpWepKWY
>>67066624
And we're not gonna qualify.
>>67066642
>Farca
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
>RB scores a blooter and a direct cross in one match
wew
>>67066759
>arsenal smeltdown
I love that club 2bh
>provides legitimately entertaining, technical football for the first third or half of the season
>chokes hilariously in january-february
>provokes a massive chorus of whining, frustration, and self-flagellation at the end of the season and into the summer
you can always rely on them
>>67066759
so many boxes to mark
IT'S BACK ON
MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ
>>67067084
Good for him, he had been invisible for a few matches already.
That was fun
I've just been relegated for the first time in my FM career. Feeling pretty down lads.
>>67067245
I'm pretty average at FM so I have been relegated in my career too. Thing's get better trust me.
>>67067245
>>67067293
I generally get fired and/or drop the save before that happens.
>>67067330
It's ok, I'm back up and challenging for the title now, as well as being in the cup final.
Sticking through the bad times can be rewarding!
>play pretty well
>lose
>go up 1 place in the table
I guess that's justice
>>67067084
I saw the replay, didn't he basically use his forearm?
>>67067385
nice
what were the results between you, Inter and Milan?
Leicester are unironically going to win the league
>>67067502
I cannot WAIT.
I think we have a new meme
>>67067544
Honestly, let them have it. I've been a Spurs supporter for over a decade and I'm over the moon at just the fact that Poch got rid of the bottling-it-ness that has plagued Spurs for a very long time. We may finish 2nd this season, but next season is going to be a whole different ball game.
>>67067574
sorry but maureen is still mourinho
We got a game on our hands folks. Cheese-off
>load up football manager 2016
>start a new game
>printer makes some noise
>yellow page prints out with my name on it
>booked for simulation
ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA ULLOA
>>67067618
As a Liverpool fan I really want Lestah to win.
also, ULLOA
Theyve only gone and done it lads
Born too late to explore the Earth
Born too soon to explore Space
Born just in time to witness the greatest sporting meme of all time
>>67067798
>tfw you realize Leicester will have more PL titles than Liverpool
>tfw this is the end of my 15 matches winning streak
Fuck you. I've seen you have a great youth player Hajduk. You won't have it anymore this summer.
>>67067854
>Possible finish
pls
who /first/ here?
>>67068007
Not Mitch
>>67067915
>>67067854
>They injure 3 of my players
>3 of my AMCs are injured right now
Fuck you Hajduk.
jesus christ, Lester really are going to win the league, aren't they?
>>67068089
They are, yeah
>>67068089
Meme magic is real.
>they doubted based Corn
the chosen one returns
>>67068308
Looks like he was amaizeing
>>67068308
>Mansfield
Oh shit I played as them in Fm12. Fun times
who's ready for TODAYS STREAM
can't promise anything as exciting as last night sadly
also >arsenal drawing
ffs
Lads are we getting promoted?
>>67068726
How much pain was Daisy in this morning when she woke up?
>>67068726
I'll be there in 40 or so minutes
>>67068726
>tfw no cute Day-Z gf
looking forward to the football though
>da swans
>>67068849
she wasn't in too much pain, she was quite happy that the strange bed she woke up in turned out to be mine tho
she vomited red wine all over my sheets too so now she has to clean them tonight which is good news for me
silly girl
>>67068868
i'll start at some point before then
>>67068892
what football we only play mitchball (tm)
>>67068940
did she remember the streaming? probably not, right?
>>67069021
she did a little and she's cool with it
>MARIBOR IS CHOKING
OUR YEAR LA
new game - did he score, or did he waste the chance like the miserable scum he is?
>>67069105
I want to go to Slovenia, it looks amazeballs for someone like me who likes to trek
>>67069124
hammered at the near post, comes straight back out but hits a defender and rolls in
Sign this kid for £4m?
>>67069124
Hits it at the GK, but bounces off of him and goes in anyway.
>>67069196
definitely. unless he's horrifically injury prone or something
>>67069231
Nope, only cons my 20/20 scout found was current ability (doi) and adaptability
>>67069152
If you do, never EVER go with a Czech. They WILL get lost and fall of a cliff
>>67069221
you got the first part right
>>67069173
optimistic
>>67069259
lel
No but I'm going to go alone. Unless my Canadian friend can sort out his vacation plans, in which case I'll go to Montreal instead.
>>67069259
>If you do, never EVER go with a Czech. They WILL get lost and fall of a cliff
Why are Czech people such experts in dying? I don't get it. I mean, we have Strayans, who are drunk and mentally retarded, but the Czech are JUST tier people
neat
>tfw scouting all sorts of youngsters all over the globe and buying every half decent guy that wants to come to me is paying off
>>67069562
it's because they can't CZECH EM irl
G O A L S
>tfw he's about to turn 30
>swans da
>>67069685
Being a swansea fan is hard.
>Literal meme magic
>>67069658
>being that shit at 29
I'm tempted to reload THIS FUCKING SHITTY INTAKE HOLY SHIT. Board, let me hire the HoYD I want already, this is pitiful.
>>67069795
>WhitePlayers.jpg
>>67069658
dem long throws
>>67069808
post mehanovic
>>67069820
closest thing to a black player i have (aside from my south americans)
>>67069795
m-muh attributes
88 goals in 75 int caps don't lie
>>67069865
;_;
>>67069916
passable. I guess he'll never get a chance in your first team because it's full of amazing cheese, but if he was given regular appearances he'd probably turn into an okay player
>>67069897
honestly can't tell, but is that all senior caps? i see the youth shenanigans in parentheses off to the side and dunno if those are counted in.
>>67069916
>>67069865
>>67069961
>Literally doesn't have the attributes to be retrained to WB
>I don't use wingers
>>67069562
No idea but they somehow manage to keep killing themselves in the alps every now and then. Really retarded too, like without proper footwear and shit they go climbing mountains.
Maybe its just cause the czech republic is excessively safe.
>>67069974
Whoops.
Mitch 40 minutes are nearly over, it's time to shine!
how do u know if a 15 yr old will become good?
this guy has 4+1* potential but idk how to judge him. he costs 1 million (at most)
>>67069974
make him an amc. fast, good composure. ok, his anticipation and vision are horrible, but he'd still make an ok shadow striker-type
this guy turned into a CL-level winger/amc. you just have to give them a chance
>>67070071
How good are your training facilities and do you have a good tutor for him?
I dunno why I have a German boy in my intake. No staff members are German. """Too bad""" he's fired.
>>67069967
Yes. He is extremely prolific for his country.
>>67070067
will have to cut my wank short then
>>67070114
I'm a top club, so I do have good facilities. About the tutor, well, I can't know since he'll join me 3 years down the line. But yeah, I will have one.
here's another youngstar, to have a pic
>>67070141
Refugee crisis got pretty bad
>>67070157
damn, hopefully this guy will turn out that way as well. i'm having him be tutored by >>67069795 just to drive the point home.
>>67070212
If it's 3 years later, you have to hope on the other club's facilities, but having a good tutor is key for him. Honestly you can buy some old wash-up to tutor him when he comes, so long as he used to be shit
Any good PPMs for an AM lads?
>>67070268
Takes shots from distance, places shots, hangs around the edge of the box
Little Lampard desu
>>67070183
>implying you need a wank after this morning
spain have won 3 of the last 4, so don't place any bets, but here we go anyway
>>67070268
depends on attributes and role 2bh family
>>67070305
>Have girl set up on rohypnol
>Still can't clinch anything
It's the mitch we all know and love
Eintracht Frankfurt literally just scored from a cross. Nice
>>67070268
Runs With Ball Through [wherever]
Runs With Ball Often
Moves Into Channels
Tries Killer Balls Often (if he's a playmaker type)
Plays One-Twos
>>67070321
>>67070344
What's happening to Hertha, Art?
>>67069975
>'Spašavatelji HGSS-a su na Paklenici pronašli zalutalu francusku obitelj na teško pristupačnom terenu, u neadekvatnoj opremi, bez hrane i vode. Otac - srčani bolesnik kojemu je pozlilo pa je pokrenuto i helikoptersko spašavanje.'
>'U blizini Planinarskog doma Paklenica nakon izvršenog pregleda, zbrinuta je unesrećena mlađa ženska osoba, strana državljanka s lomom noge. I u 28. tjednu trudnoće.'
>'21. 7. upućen je poziv HGSS-u da se na Anića kuku nalaze 3 osobe u 30-tima koje su ostale bez vode i pitaju može li im se voda donijeti s obzirom na visoke temperature kako bi se mogli vratiti natrag.'
foreigners_in_Croatia.jpg
Saved the season with the last few results. The 0-3 is sad but expected especially because both my centre mids got injured and they're top of the league
This is quite likely the worst start of the season I ever had.
>>67070381
they are an awful team. they're not really capable of playing football, they are just good at defending, getting goals from set pieces and grinding out results.
the only player with any creativity is Weiser, but he's fucking ugly.
I hope they won't get a CL spot (and I'm pretty sure they won't) because they are bad at football and boring as fuck to watch, they'll collapse next year and will suck in Europe
change of plan lads sorry, daisy cooking me dinner then i'll stream after probably
>>67070404
>trana državljanka s lomom noge. I u 28. tjednu trudnoće.'
Kek.
Do you guys charge them € after saving them too?
>>67070526
kys normie
>>67070526
>tfw no gf who cooks me din-dins while I stream FM to autists on a cp site
>>67070526
This striker partnership is not benefiting me.
RUINOUS
>>67070526
>Not getting her on stream for a post-match interview like you said you would
>>67070683
oh don't worry i will
just need to walk to the shops with her so i can pick what she's getting me :^)
>>67070614
she's not my gf idiot
>tfw I have to make my Latvian boy fit into my 25 man squad next season
He's the son I'm never going to have and will take America to great places once he's a citizen
>>67070796
I don't watch autistic streams so how could I know
>>67070796
not with that attitude
>>67070748
>tfw you post in the wrong post
embarassing.
things are going well though, as you can see in pic related.
parking the bus hard now
>mfw I scored from their corner kick
>>67070796
Don't pick something easy, make sure she has to put some effort in
>>67070801
you could adopt one
>>67070850
>post in the wrong post
Art pls
>>67070850
>Art
>>67070877
I meant "in the wrong thread", I don't know what's wrong with me right now
>>67070526
you promised a post match interview. Imagine the questions
>Daisy, Mitch has said that you have smelly wine farts. How do you respond?
>Storms out of press conference
>>67070796
>she's not my gf idiot
is she your cucktress?
>>67070873
what would you suggest exactly
>>67070850
>Art
>>67070905
gimme a list of questions to ask her i will doit LIVE
>>67070911
p much yeah
qeq
>>67070877
Nah, after Kristapz Porzingis, Latvians are all the rage here
>>67070796
>she's not my gf idiot
>>67070928
Mitch, could you provide a list of the dankest meemays related to this turn of events?
>>67070894
missing mommy?
>>67070928
>p much yeah
i didn't expect that response. do you have a bull?
>>67070962
no just go watch the vods you lemon
Do cover,stopper and defend on a central defender actually require the exact same attributes or is my highlight attributes feature bugged ?
>>67070989
tl;dw
I saw this guy is available on a free and just wanted to see if he would be willing to join.
Turns out he is but wants more than 50% of my wage budget lmao.
>>67070928
Lobster
>>67071048
>More than half of your wage budget
>Only wants 25k signing on bonus
>>67071136
that doesn't look like a woman
>>67071019
stopper and cover have the same highlights, but defend is different, my man
>>67071213
>implying you wouldn't
>>67071136
you're doing my work for me cheers
give me list of questions to ask she is cooking for me now
>>67071240
qt 3.14 desu
>>67071293
Why arent you trying to ride her mitch?
Daisy, do you like working at that football club
Daisy, when you said "tell them my farts dont smell", what did you mean by this?
>>67071293
Go and hug her from the back while she cooks. I've seen it in my Malaysian puppet shows so it has to work.
>>67070556
>Do you guys charge them € after saving them too?
No, our authorities are fucking retarded
>Iako Hrvatska gorska služba spašavanja nema svoj helikopter, to ne znači da je manje učinkovita od austrijske, a godišnje obavi više od 1000 intervencija. Financiraju se iz državnoga i proračuna lokalnih samouprava te donacijama, ali za razliku od austrijskih kolega, oni svoju uslugu ne mogu naplatiti.
>Akcije spašavanja članova HGSS-a i dalje su potpuno besplatne za sve. Naime, ne postoji zakonit način na koji bi mogli izdati račun za obavljenju intervenciju. Nedostatak znakova upozorenja te jasnih propisa i pravila ponašanja u prirodi najveća su zapreka naplati intervencija. Pročelnik HGSS-a Vinko Prizmić tvrdi kako najviše rade na tome da se stvore uvjeti za otvaranje tržište osiguranja.
>>67071293
1. How does it feel to have your face in a bucket for hours on end?
2. How much does she even remember?
3. Will you be my GF?
Also Mitch, last night was hilarious. Bring more guests and friends over when you stream, the more shitfaced the better
>>67071339
Yeah don't do this, ever.
>>67071293
ask her to sup with you.
>>67071366
Would be a good idea. Have a house party and triblle during it.
>>67071293
What did you drink?
Is Will Keen overrated?
Can you vomit on Mitch's ipad again? Please?
Put shoe on head again.
What formation should Mitch play?
Is overload good?
Would you bottle promotion as much as Mitch? #bottlejob
Can you updog on stream?
>Both my strikers injured before key league and cup games against top teams
JUST
>>67071328
i am not trying to ride her for many reasons
>>67071339
no
>>67071366
will ask 2/3
>>67071424
all of these are going to be asked
>>67071424
hey fuck you man, that's my shitty joke
Slav domination of Sky Bet league 2.
>>67071448
I didnt ask how many reasons you had for not riding her. I asked why
>>67071448
>i am not trying to ride her for many reasons
a-are you impotent?
not bad
>>67071448
don't worry, you won't be the only infected person here. the irish HerpesAnon is only a sea away from you.
>>67071451
Oh ok, just upload your certificate of copyright and I'll delete the post
>>67071512
I think he died from herpes related complications since we haven't seen him for like 2 years now
>>67071220
Merci
>2nd OG in 8 appearances
>tfw you reach the point in a save where you're signing kids who are "touted as the new [regen]"
>>67071865
it means you need to STOP
>>67071842
>M'voto
Post pretty regens.
>>67072004
his name is Jailton
>>67072004
MC Hammer
weak cunt
>>67072004
interview stream live lads
>>67072075
>that hair
>kid is soft
color me shocked
>>67072139
Question: Why is Mitchy-boy sill in love with you?
>>67072302
STANS
>>67071293
Who does she support and why is it AFC Bournemouth?
this is not a penalty in Croatia
>>67071458
all-Slovenian team when?
>>67072972
SOON
They're cheap wages wise and come on a free.
>>67073487
>>67073487
>FIGHT_AND_WIN.WEBM
