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UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>conor claims he's back on ufc 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
>HYPE for 198
https://youtu.be/3hX-9Q47s3k
>dana btfo jones "goat"
http://www.inquisitr.com/3027938/dana-white-trashes-jon-jones-ufc-197-performance/
first for 198 is great card
>>67091924
prefer 199
>>67091937
both 198 and 199 look spicier than 200
>>67091938
>>67091960
S P I C Y
>tfw you and Nate have the same boy
===important===
6.5 bongs til Ariel HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0cxUzEWZ9g
Free fight
>>67091971
>he listens to the internet jew
BASED McGoob will put the Mexican back in their place.
who main events fn 100?
>cruz vs mighty mouse
>>67091938
how many fights will get USADA'D?
>>67091985
mm wont do it
>wrestlecucks
>>67091986
none, cap this goof
>>67091988
he said he'd do it if the money is good enough and after he breaks silva's record.
>>67091960
>Hendo
>BJ
>Guida
Damn, they got all my boys
>>67091986
>>67091993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hX-9Q47s3k
since most of the fights consist Brazilian, a lot.
>>67092005
how does it feel knowing all your boys are loser goofs?
>>67091960
>good fight
>old man faber will get heemed stiff
>good fight, potential FOTN
>old man without roids vs old man without roids
>old man vs can
>spicy bangerino
>spicy bangerino
>litrally WHOs
>spicy bangerino
>meh
>old man vs prospect, good fight
>shit fight >wmma
>can vs can
>literally WHOs
All in all 5/10 tbqh
>>67092028
>cruz heeming faber
>cruz heeming any
>>67091960
>INTRODUCING THE ONE IN TWENTY ONE AND ONE
>>67092061
Faber vs undertaker when
>>67091971
Comfy af desu.
>>67091785
can werdum make 205? He needs to do it to cuck jon jones since he's ducking him
>>67092106
can't believe someone can be this dumb
>>67092096
>filename
>that webm
10/10
>>67092096
Kek
>>67092096
kek
>>67092096
kek
What should be next for Ngannou, Latifi, Whittaker, Barboza and RodrÃguez?
>>67092162
ngannou gets rose thats all I know FAMBRUH
Cejudo really shat himself?
>>67092172
he grunted after getting one knee. how do you think you can be a champion if you can't even take body shots?
>>67092162
>ngannou
rose
>Latifi
either bader or gus
>whittaker
bronson
>barbosa
winner rda and alvarez or khabib
>rodriguez
winner of the clay fight desu
>>67092172
TIPPITY TOP KEK
>literally getting the shit beaten out of you
McGregor's name was removed from the popular on Twitter group after he announced his retirement, it's back when he announced he was fighting again this morning...
Coincidence?
>>67092172
It's pathetic, 2bh. He got hyped way too much, but at least MM heem'd someone for once. Maybe he'll get more exposure, especially considering that Jones decided to take the safe-and-boring route.
I M P O R T A N T
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
>>67092188
>>barbosa
>winner rda and alvarez or khabib
he is 2-2 in his last 4, he should fight somebody like Chiesa
>>67092201
rockhold is literally perfect lads, fucking hell...
>>67092209
shut up
>>67092204
i only vote in very important polls
>>67092205
>he's 2-2 in his last 4 fights
implying that matters, he's an easy win for a top 5 guy lad. he's never going to be champion
>>67092162
Ngannou gets some meme name win that has a chance of causing the upset i.e Gonzaga, Nelson, Mur ect.
Latifi gets a meme name as well like Shogun or Bader or Jimi unless they throw him to the wolves and give him Glover, Rumble or Gus.
Whittaker probably gets the moose or some old brazilian. He's earned a name a top fight at this point.
Barboza gets the next title shot or if they give that to Ferguson he gets Khabib or he gets Johnson unless he just wants to wait for everyone else to fuck off.
Yair gets the winner of the Clay fight or Darren Elkins or just about anyone on the verge of being in the top 10.
>>67092203
>finished 5 of his 8 title defenses, more than any other reigning champ
>people still spouting the MM is a boring decisionmachine maymay
>>67092223
good lad, my thoughts almost exactly
>>67092236
>its the cuckswede again
pls go, mm is boring overall, one fight doesn't change that his entire reign is really really boring.
being dominant isn't the only thing that makes him boring, atleast silva pulled it off by memeing on the other fighter, he's just too mechanical and has zero charisma
>>67092236
Hey, I like MM, but it's a fact that his average fight duration is one of the highest. I personally don't mind that, but casuals hate long fights that aren't bloody brawls.
>>67092255
Keep moving those goalposts buddy
You got proven wrong and BTFO and my boy has once more proven himself the best and most technically interesting fighter on the planet
but please keep memeing about how boring he is, just know you'll look like even more of a retard now
>>67092255
manlet haters btfo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
I'm not surprised motherfuckers.
>>67092281
good morning america, we've been talking about this for hours
>>67092281
while you were sleeping we concluded he's full of shit
gotta wait for dana
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
just begrudgery people saying bad things about conor conor is the best thing to happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport he doesnt need to do press conference just fight he will easily beat diaz this time last time was a fluke loads of begrudgers saying he would have pissed hot if he flew to the states last week everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about the press conference its in the past no one cares god your all just geeky nerds nitpicking over things to slate conor over
conor is just rusing friends don't be deceived
>>67092209
>>67092281
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67092172
HAHAHAHA is this real?
>>67092306
>f*ck
>>67092266
idk how you don't get this, people have like opinions man.
>>67092297
Holy shit, really? Damn aren't I late to the party?! hahaha Fuck... (sigh).... s-so what's the update? Anything interesting surfaced? I haven't been on /heem/ all fucking night.
>>67092320
No.
>>67092329
just the tweet so far, no journalists have been able to confirm anything and the ufc is still sleeping
>>67092336
what did based dave say about this? I don't trust the mmafighting jew
any /heemsters/ like trailer park boys?
also who smoking stems here
>>67092236
This to be honest mane. People should be shitting on his competition and not him. This is what I was saying about Ronda, up until the ONE IN A LIFETIME meme. BUt literally, no one left for him to fight at 125.
>>67092320
>>67092333
>>67092172
I don't know man, where'd the yellow come from?
>pic related
>>67092344
I am
the liquor
What are the chances that Faber gets the call to drop down to 125 to fight Johnson?
>>67091902
>Dat 198 card
>>67092358
was he there for the official decision?
>>67092372
If he loses against Cruz he should do it. It's gonna be all downhill from there, and his old man body will fit well in the throne DJ is building for himself
>>67092375
Silva-Hall and Shogun-Anderson are trash no matter how you slice it.
>>67092392
Anderson beat filthy tom and silva barely lost to a literal goat. casuals out
>>67092396
Silva-Hall is a terrible STYLISTIC matchup. Anderson is a miserable no-hoper in a terrible weight class and Shogun should not be fighting.
>>67092389
DJ will rek him. It won't even be that close.
>>67092410
I was completely meme-ing. Anderson would beat shogun, filthy would probably beat him. and anderson's chin is kill, would feel bad to see him lose to meme hall...
>>67092418
closer than anyone else from flyweight
>>67092386
>>67092358
>>67092320
>>67092172
Fuck it's fake, damn it.
>Henry Cejudo does not shit himself. - Kenny Florian
>>67092447
fuck off henry we know you did it
>>67092418
It'll keep him busy until TJ or anyone else decides to drop down.
>>67092392
You're objectively wrong.
at least watch it for nostalgia
>>67092372
are you retarded? he barely makes 135
A big factor in this fight are going to be the kicks.
Distance, and the kicks, because, [fighter] want to clinch up with [fighter].
And [fighter] has to figure out how to get past them, and whether or not [fighter] is going to throw them and if [fighter] can catch them and take [fighter] down with them.
What fight was this? 3 points if guessed correctly on the first try.
>>67092495
Hendricks vs Thompson?
>>67092491
>what are the chances
Jesus calm the fuck down.
>>67092462
I just want to see DJ vs Cruz, I don't think TJ is that good 2bh.
>>67092468
If I want that I'll watch Shogun's Pride campaign or Anderson's reign as champion.
>>67092511
nope
>>67092540
always been there never removed
when is her next fight?
is she afraid of her new nose getting broken?
>>67092564
ufc 199
>>67092568
ah ok, it wasn't on the wikipedia
>>67092564
How was she not released from the promotion after that fight?
>m-muh shoot for the takedown
Post fightfus
So, who's going to take this motherfucker out?
>>67092599
dc would heem this loser, rumble would permaheem
>>67092599
Himself
>>67092599
Law enforcement
would you /heem/?
>>67092613
i would let schaub sub me ;3
>>67092604
>>67092608
Lel no
>>67092609
geg
whos gonna take this motherfucker?
>>67092628
He might actually beat Jones desu
>>67092599
no one at 205
>>67092632
the key to beating jones is lateral movement and committing to strikes, everyone fights like a bitch against jones because of muh range.
>you now remember sean sherk
>>67092642
>ywn call your own fight off
>mfw people think post-usada jones is beating the great white hope
baka desu senpai
>>67092659
>the great white hope
Who would that be?
>>67092673
dc lad
>>67092683
>DC
>Great White Hope
thatsthejoke.jpeg??
>>67092659
>>67092683
Sure thing,buddy. btw is that's a male,right?
>>67092699
>dc isn't white
nice meme
>>67092701
no
hello darkness my old friend.
I wish someone could heem me forever
Cuck posting has got out of hand.
>>67092613
getting soft and fat
>>67092659
he will fucking ruin dc
Khalil
>>67092724
yes there are 20 soccer threads
Anyone else think miocic has an advantage on the feet against Werdum?
a q I've always wondered and who better to ask than a bunch of autists on an arabian rug reselling forum
how would you proceed in fighting someone who is taller than you, stronger/weighs more and has a longer reach than you?
what would be your strategy? like for example if you were fighting someone who has a shorter reach than you but they best you in the other two categories than you'd try more of a striking game, but what about in this situation?
I don't give a shit if this isn't the place to ask you can all go fuck yourselves
>>67092820
i would cuck him by making his wife eat this ass
>>67092830
this, good post
>>67092832
thanks
>>67092820
Always blast double leg and ground and pound
>>67091902
Good OP, OP
>>67092820
shoot them
>>67092849
>double leg
>not dropping guard and going for a rubber guard right away
goof
MMA Hour in 4 bongs
1:00 p.m. ET -- Conor McGregor's head coach John Kavanagh will talk about everything surrounding McGregor getting pulled from UFC 200.
1:25 p.m. -- UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz will discuss Demetrious Johnson's win over Henry Cejudo and preview his UFC 199 trilogy fight against Urijah Faber.
1:45 p.m. -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will look back and Jon Jones' return fight and discuss what's next for him.
2:05 p.m. -- UFC light heavyweight Ilir Latifi will join us in studio to talk about his career.
3:05 p.m. -- Bellator sensation Michael Page will join us in studio to discuss his win on Friday night and his career.
4:00 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.
>>67092281
It would be fucking awesome if they had absolutely no talk at all about him being back on the card and he was just saying he was to force their hand.
One can dream
>>67092852
thanks la
>>67092866
this is more than likely the truth. he is lying to us, dirty potato
>>67092863
Fuck off Ariel
>>67092856
I suppose using a weapon is a viable solution, I was thinking more hand to hand tho
>be american
>get shot
>>67092852
>jamal likes cuck OPs
more at 11
>>67092856
>>67092863
>Latifi
Fuck yeah
>>67092866
I could see McGregor doing that. Dana White wouldn't cave into his bluff unless the Zuffa bosses forced him.
>>67092874
>latifi
>fuck yeah
im about to see fitch heem a nippon
Reminder to eat 7 eggs a day MINIMUM to get steady rogainz
>>67092892
you're the most hardcore mma fan
>>67092863
how long until dana updates on conor
>>67092885
>not liking the all might albanian
>its a fedor claims he will fight in ufc episode
fucking stop already you over-the-hill overrated cancrusher cunt REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think someone should employ the technique Saenchai uses at the start of this video in the UFC.
https://youtu.be/MyBY5fBjkxo
>>67092909
no, i like latifi. Its just funny he claims someone is a cuck for liking a black fighter then he likes a jacked to the gills arab "swede".
>>67092820
Easy, I'd just heem them like I do to everybody else that gets in my way.
>>67092912
that pic
>>67092820
Firas Zahabi has video on tristar youtube page.
>>67092926
>Canada
>heeming anyone
>>67092917
it's a joke jamal lol
>tell a joke to demarcus
>he explains to you why it's funny
good job
>>67092917
>people from the balkans are now arabic
???
>>67092917
>albania is in the middle east
MURRILARD EDUCATION EVERYBODY
Also his parents have been here since the 60's
>>67092800
JDS does
>>67092932
>subscribing to the mma roid jew
no thanks
>>67092944
>>67092946
>>67092952
I was meme-ing you absolute mong kek
>>67092960
>i was only p-pretending..
stay BTFO
>>67092964
get meme'd on goof
>>67092960
BTFO idiot
>>67092960
Firas Zahabi is arab not kike.
>>67092973
dirty burger
>>67092976
no shit goof
>>67092974
>>67092998
>
>>67092912
He already made it into the UFC. He just needs to "play the game" and climb the ladder to fighter status. It's all about your connections.
>Cheeky Fedor politics
the desperate need for (You)'s culture we have developed is killing us
so lads, is fedoras fight with memedonaldo on fightpass?
>>67093010
Here's your (You)
>>67093010
obvious (you) baiting post
>>67093010
this is always free (you)'s
>>67093010
ngann(You)
>>67093016
>aldo
BIGG
>claudia
HNNNNNNNNG
>I enjoyed having DC do commentary with Rogan and Goldberg.
Tldr: paddy retired
>>67093010
Have a (You) faggot.
Lads, getting picks early for ufc 198
Werdum v stipe
Anderson v hall
Cyborg v chick
Souza v belfort
This is the last time I'm taking picks so pls put in your picks early
>Overeem could finally become HW champ
cool, only 5 years behind schedule
>>67093056
>paddy
literally who cares? we /ngannou/ now
lesbian transition, suicide soon or both?
>>67093056
fuckin rip
>>67093056
The Factor 8 stuff means he has hemophilia
>>67093056
He seems pretty based desu.
>>67093058
10$ to whoever can name all the division champs below Brazil.
>>67093073
those forced smile and wet eyes
#timeforachange
#gettingmysmileback
it's gonna happen
>>67093056
gimpy cunt
>>67093073
she has a pug's mug, ugly cunt
>>67093056
if I remember right factor XIII is one of the factors that plays a role in bloodclothing meaning if he did bleed he would bleed endlessly or way more than the normal person
>>67093092
Silva
Werdum
Rda
Aldo
Barao
Vitor
Machida
All i got
what went wrong?
>>67093092
Andre, Conner, Bas, JJ
>>67093109
>below brazil
well done dumbass
>>67093109
As in all the champs that are not Brazilian or American.
>>67093099
>if I remember right
yeah...right
>>67093110
he made one mistake and got memed on
>>67093110
He got full mounted and fuckin stayed there doing nothing
I CANT WAIT 3 HOURS FOR THE JEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67093092
Arlovski
Conor
Bas Rutten
JJ
>>67093117
>>67093118
i rused (You) goofs
>>67093110
U S A D A
S
A
D
A
>>67093122
turns out I did remember right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factor_XIII
>>67093110
Best thing that could have happened to him. Chris 2.0 is going to be a new level.
>>67093056
>Some dub cunt is inbred
colour me surprised
>>67093138
killl yourself
you would be making /heem/ a better place
>>67093110
Doubt it
He was a complete failure of a draw despite being a white non-manlet american
complete charisma void, no one would have demanded the fight
>>67093114
>>67093136
>newton
>gay shit poo
FAGGS
>>67093159
why did he get an insta-rematch then?
>cathal retired
>paddy retired
>Conor retired
Is Aisling the only one left to represent Ireland?
>>67093176
artem
>>67093183
why is le duccface so prominent?
there has to be an evolutionary explanation or something, its beyond a maymay at this point
>>67093185
I literally don't think there is anybody in the UFC at featherweight that Artem can beat
>>67093172
because no one at MW is a draw
>>67093193
>fw
good that he's a lw then eh bud??
>>67093194
A N D E R S O N S I L V A U G O O F
>>67093189
it's probably a "what do i do with my hands" dilemma and very easy to do
>>67093189
retardation
Rogan: mighty mouse is such a technical guy, i mean he is a MOTHER FUCKER
schoob: absolutely 100 percent dude
>schaubposting has been replaced by niggerposting
just
kill
me
>>67092096
kek
Are sage
https://mobile.twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/724335695435689986
>>67093183
>>67093195
Paige is a slut, S L U T.
>>67092096
inb4 Bigfoot gets popped for MDMA
>>67093248
>schaubposting
>replaced
ngannouposting is a meme that will end soon. schaub is eternal
>>67093212
No, he's a featherweight.
>>67093010
/heem/ (You)'s are so valuable though
>>67093288
>artem is a lw
fuck off 189 scum
>>67093056
pretty sad man
>>67093010
The (you) feature has to end, its killing most of 4chan.
>>67093283
this nigga gets it
/heem/ is Schaub-central, don't let anybody fool you different. Even Ireland disappeared after 196 but Schaub remains.
how do i achieve this god mode?
>>67093323
roids
learn how to use them though or you might perma-cuck yourself
>>67092830
semi related
>>>/fit/36914093
>>67093344
did ngannou yet?
>>67093344
how old is she?
gunna look like a prune by 40
>>67093385
age 22
Who's Ryan Hall fighting next? I'm considering him for my boy position.
>>67093399
man yoel has a huge weewee
>>67093323
You gotta have the genetics
>>67092096
kek
Another guy got butchered here, lads. How's been your week so far?
>frankie ko's aldo then cucks post-chin deletion conair
Based Fronk
>>67093523
Ex got pregnant and dumped
Feels good
>>67093523
I'm home sick, can't stop pooing
>>67093523
>no one fell for my phishing since yesterday
Not even sure why I bother anymore, there's nothing more to play for right now since I've already gotten what I want
Maybe boost my available funds by a bit
>>67093523
might be forcefully conscripted, hopefully I can pay the fines long enough for me to become ineligible
assholes actually went after me even though I'm in a different country
>>67093537
>not shitting on the job like Henry
Youll never be a contender
>>67093523
The winter came back, in the morning there was a couple cm's of snow. All melted now, watching EBI 5 with some coffee before biking to submission grappling traneing in the evening.
UFC should fire every Flyweight that has lost a title fight
These guys aren't draws and after they've been beaten by the champ they serve no purpose anymore
Same with BW
>>67093593
Fuck off mandrama
It doesn't matter if someone is a draw
>>67093612
It does matter though if they're not championship material
>>67093627
you realise cards aren't just made up of title fights yeah?
https://twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/724595319913193473
Is this a cuck meme, lads?
>>67093593
>moving the goalposts this hard
>>67093646
>@FunkMaster_UFC thanks for training my wife...appreciate it!!!
>>67093722
wew
poor little white cuck
>>67092088
Anyone working on signing Brazil for HEEM 1?
It could be a URFight type thing, fightan, mandrama, boxing
>>67093612
>it doesn't matter if someone is a draw~
lmao youre one big goof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CarIrTxknhU
how can UFC ever be considered a real sport with this absolute fucking GOOF trying to make himself a popular figure
>>67092820
Low single leg or ankle pick, try to really pull it under you so they fall directly on the head
If done on concrete the fight is over, possibly manslaughter charges
>>67093016
aldo should never try to look tough again
>>67093523
I got shot at Prom by some autist
fortunately he died (a cop shot him)
>>67093855
>parroting shaub
>she will never stomp your balls
>>67093909
put on some more makeup
Convince me why or why not to renew my FightPass subscription.
what did he mean by this?
>>67093855
I want this Dana back, it's like someone gave him a slap on the wrist and now he doesn't want to talk shit anymore
Either that or with the UFC's rise in popularity he wants to look professional
>>67093323
You gotta start wrasslin when you're a kid, you gotta dedicate your life to it, you gotta lift since you were 12 years old, you gotta work with professional trainers and dietitians, you gotta work for at least two entire decades dedicating your entire life to this look.
But before all that, you need some unique genetics that you don't possess. Sorry, kid.
/heem/ is where the niggers on sp hide out when no basketball is on
https://twitter.com/ShoeWithTheU/status/724602826538815488
what do you make of this? courtesy of le reddit
>>67093195
>I was layin in bed and dropped my camera and it took this photo, haha, so I posted it haha
>>67093953
what the first comment says
knowing to and from would help
>>67093887
>black americans actually do get shot
wow I thought it was a meme
>>67093952
yes, you're right
>>67093972
i checked the guy who apparently took the pics twitter and it seems like its going from usa to ireland
this could just be old pic and some attentionfags i think that is most likely
>>67093953
AWWWWW SHEEEEEIT
>>67093943
Part of the Reebok deal that he shuts-up. Its why he doesn't do media scrums and shit anymore.
>>67093887
so just got out of surgery?
>>67093984
YOU'RE DONE CONOR
>>67093984
>kid sized Bane coat
Conor is not a very big guy.
>>67093985
Her cunt hole would be all roastied up.
>>67093943
Dana is a bitch boi, he will be like that with people that are not draws, thats why he never talked shit about jones, conor, brock... Imagine if someone like Aldo or idk Lawler pulled the same shit conor pulled, Dana would be ignited, he just knows he can't talk like that with the fighters that are carrying the UFC
>>67094031
t.virgin
>>67094050
what does t. fucking mean?
>>67093984
HE'S FLYING INTO NEW YORK, YEH
>>67094063
the. newfag
>>67094063
t. ledditor newshit
>>67093984
>you're chilling on your flight when the GOAT walks in
How do you act, /heem/ ?
>>67094024
For you
>>67094063
t. Edson Barboza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr6xaPNGSAQ&feature=share
GSP eating dirt
>>67094077
spit, call him a potatonigger
>>67093984
This fucker better be going to meet with the UFC or else his "MUH EVERY SECOND POSSIBLE DEDICATED TO TRAINING" excuse is bullshit.
>>67094077
hurl manlet insults and provoke fight
Conor met with people at Dublin Airport recently (inc. Hollohan)
He isn't flying to the USA as we type nor is he fighting on the 200 card at this point.
t. Jewish Journallist
>>67094024
reminder that the guy who played bane is actually as tall as conair
>>67094077
provoke him
make a new JBJ out of him, he already got the coke part down
>>67094063
t. nufag
>>67093953
>>67093984
>that coat
Now what's the next step in his master plan?
>tfw feel bad for cain
will he ever make a comeback lads
ngannou
conors tweet is just him trying to use the secret and the law of attraction
cant wait till dayna denies it
>>67094152
hate to break it to you Ahmad, but the law of attraction isn't real
>>67094115
Tom Hardy could dust Conor in under a round.
>>67094164
for you
>>67094164
did you even read my post you mong
Schaub or Ngannou?
>>67094087
GSP is the best, I wanna watch this series.
Can he save Flyweight?
>when you helped start the ngannou meme
im sorry /heem/
>>67094087
which episode is the one with artem and his family remains?
Where were you when Conor destroyed the credibility of the UFC?
>>67094199
lol
>>67094206
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
There's this website I've bought like three shirts off of. They always send emails but they sent me one this morning where they're offering free shipping on all orders. So I hop on and saw they sell UFC and other MMA brands stuff now. And wow really cool, unique shirts. Just awesome ways to express yourself. Like these shirts express your fighting style with cool detailed characters. Plus it helps they're some of the least expensive ones. Like the one where Conor has glasses on and he's colored lime green and is yelling "REEEEEEEEE". Or this one with a huge Chuck face he takes up the whole shirt where he's colored a very bright baby blue and he's got the words Reebok plastered all over the place. Even the Pride FC shirts got the words Reebok. The CM PUNK shirt is a must have.
>>67094087
holy shit, the r/K selection is real
look at that fucking thumbnail
>>67094199
>>67094180
Careful lads I got banned for bullposting.
>>67094199
ngann(You) lad
>>67094199
>when you are the one that started the Ngannou meme
You are welcome /heem/
(you)'s have been far too easy tonight i've had an excess amount, anybody want some?
>>67094233
good lad, thanks
>>67094240
pls share the wealth lad
>>67094193
he's the uncrowned champ tbqhwyf
he'd fuck up meme mouse in the clinch no question about it
>Rampage didn't know how right he was calling this Jew "beta"
https://mobile.twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/724614625854119940
>>67094253
>its a white boi feeling emasculated after seeing Ngannou episode
>>67094258
U-u-uh...uh....please Kav-senpai
>>67094253
>kys
ngan(no)(u)
>there are people in this planet right now that believe Jon jones vs DC is a fit main event for ufc 200
lmao, this won't move even a milli.
Without conor the card will be a fiasco
>>67094258
Oh wow, ksvanagh got him good there
Is anyone here actually still a fan of Magreggo? How can you tolerate his ridiculous bullshit? I've hated the meme since he slept my boy Brimage, but he seems to have a Ronda-tier following of casuals that just grows and grows.
Do any of you lads root for him? Does anyone in here ACTUALLY not cheer for his demise?
Please, no Irish responses.
>local news reporting on mcgoober
wow, thats pretty funny. they haven't covered MMA since GSP retired.
>>67094334
shut the fuck up
>>67094334
>Dana in Canada right now
Good luck trying to bribe GSP into fighting again for Reebok pocket change, goof
>>67094349
>t. casual
>>67094334
What is there not to cheer for? He did everything he said he would do, he didn't run away from fights, he didn't make any excuses for his loss against Nate, he made a manlet division exciting, he elevated the sport in general, he is good looking and a good person and on top of all he will make Dana look like a goof.
>>67094377
and all of his fights are entertaining which is the biggest thing
>>67094377
>>67094389
please ignore my retarded cousin over here boys>>67094334
>Conor so shook by Dana making him defend his belt that he immediately did a deal for 200
He knows the game's up, he wants one last big payday and then he is genuinely retiring
>>67094377
>he is good looking
Why in the fuck would that be a reason to root for him?
>>67094356
I don't know why he'd ever come back. He should just keep hunting dinosaurs.
>>67094405
we are surrounded by gays, cucks and casuals
abort /heem/
>>67094401
>tfw frankie heems post-usada post-chin-deletion aldo at 200
>tfw frank heems post-usada post-chin-deletion mcgregor at 205
has there been an easier path to the belt?
I can't let you get close, /heem/
>>67094405
Well, its better to watch a good looking lad win than a meathead uglyass brute.
>>67094396
Is there anything more cucked in sports than rooting for someone like Conor who actively toys with your expectations? It's like rooting for a football team that declares "We're not playing this season until the NFL pays for a new stadium for us. If the NFL really valued the fans they'd build the stadium."
You fags are getting bent over by Conor as a bargaining chip against Dana n friends and loving every second of it.
>>67094449
You are in every single sense a homosexual. The attractiveness of fighters only enters into my mind with girl fights.
>>67091936
This fucking thai tranny.
CONOR LITERALLY OWNS THE UFC
DANA CAVED
HE'S BACK ON THE CARD
CONOR
OWNS
UFC
>>67094405
>I'm not sexually attracted to conor McGregor
Are we pretending again?
Guise, Paddy ''le aids man'' Holohan has officially announced his retirement
>>67094456
Conor gaining more power is the best thing for the fighters, period.
If you don't agree, you're not a real fight fan.
I bet you don't even buy PPV's. Fuck outta here
So /heem/ was right as always?
The whole "I'm retiring" thing was because of the drug tests?
Why is UFC still in denial? Its pretty obvious that Conor will fight at UFC 200
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/25/conor-mcgregor-dana-white-ufc-200-fight/
Head goof confirms our speculation
http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/04/25/conor-mcgregor-dana-white-ufc-200-fight/
BTFO
![20090525095501_stanislavnedkov[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/degn2uY.jpg "20090525095501 stanislavnedkov[1]")
>>67094522
explain why this guy isnt fighting anymore
How mad was Ronda when Miesha won the title?
>>67094536
>>67094559
>>67094562
Strategy is obvious. Outpouring of public "omg yes McGregor is back" etc to push Dana in corner where has to let fight or incur the wrath of his fans. But how many will remain fans when McGregor keeps lying to them?
>Paddy retires due to a blood disorder
holy shit
meme magic is actually real
>>67094562
ayy
Conor taking it up the ass confirmed
can't wait to see how this shit develops
>>67094536
>>67094562
mcgoober BTFO
Getting embarrassing at this stage, crying on facebook and begging on twitter.
>>67094534
>le Conor is campaigning for fighters' rights meme
You're so fucking cucked. He doesn't give a fuck about Jimmy Weightcut or Dana's stranglehold on the sport. This has only ever been about Conor maximizing his training time as a desperate attempt to not get blown the fuck out yet again.
He has only ever said that this was all to just get more training in. He has never, ever, ever claimed that this was "for the fighters" like you fucking idiots claim.
You can try and spin this tantrum into "CONOR IS THE MARTIN LUTHER KING OF THE UFC" if you want, but there is absolutely no evidence to back up that claim.
>>67094564
He's now the president of the Bulgarian mixed martial arts federation.
>>67094534
>McGregor is le organized labour movement man
hahahahahahaha you fucking child
>>67094598
so? I enjoyed his fights
>>67094534
>conair is doing this for the fighters
goof
>>67094614
>>67094607
>>67094586
>giving you's to this level of bait
>>67094612
He's too busy promoting young talent.
did you guys see the recent pic of conair in a plane? Hes stepping up to ZUFFA headquarters
>>67094630
>muh (You)'s
FUCK OFF
>retires
>fucks over the whole card, has dana literally begging GSP to fight so be can avoid having a revolution on his hands
>casually announces he's coming out of retirement a week later
>immediately gets the card back
JUST LMFAO. McGOAT is far too based, he has Dana by the balls. Small town Irish kid jerking around Zuffa like he's playing fetch with his dog.
Absolutely based.
how will conair recover from this epic cuckening by dana? he's literally making him starve himself like a bitch. i dont think he can even make 145 top lel
>>67094652
This.
You know Dana gave in, McGoober fucking owns the UFC.
>>67094652
>>67094679
McGregor has no leverage and has no fight, nuthuggers.
>>67094578
how do you now realize this by now?
its 100% real, and the elite have known about it before it was called 'meme magic'
>>67094652
get heemed burgerboy
>>67094652
>McGoobs tries "power-move"
>Gets taken off biggest ppv in UFC history
Genius!!!
so why did holly delet that pic with yoel and jbj? can u imagine how embarrassed she must have been going into the gym the next day?
>>67094702
>200
>biggest event in UFC history without McGregor
LMAO
fuck sake conor you gimp
>>67094686
>No leverage
He's the top paid fighter and the one that draws more interest and revenue to the company.
He fucking owns them. There's no one left that's interesting, post USADA no-coke Jones is a sham, Khabib is a muslim meathead, DC is cool but so what, Weidman and Rockhold have the charisma of a pineapple.
He made the sport great again. Dana can't afford to lose him so he sucks his dick.
I can't wait for those calls to come out to light, "Conor PLEASE come back, senpai! I'll do anything, 10 million? Fuck that, you'll get 20! Just come back, b-baka!".
Danacucks BTFO.
>>67094704
gee I wonder why she deleted the swimsuit pic with 2 dudes who are not her husband
>>67094702
200 will be a bust without Gruber.
Even GSP can't save that card.
>>67094718
>200
>actually not even the 200th ppv with 151 and 176's cancellations
even their fake hype doesn't make sense lmao
>>67094736
female sage
>>67094742
what? she can't take picture? are you a you just know blacked autist?
>>67094739
GSP vs Lawler
>>67094739
He literally doesn't have a fight. No contract signed, no anything. He didn't meet an obligation and they took him off the card. It's really simple. UFC 200 looks to be going ahead regardless, with or without him.
>>67094652
>he has Dana by the balls
The only true thing you've written.
>literally zero pictures with black dudes on her insta
wew lad
What will draw more: Conor's Return, or Rousey's Return?
>>67094702
>biggest PPV in UFC history
>meh card
>only one championship bout
>sage meemcutt
>all it has going for it is a meme number
Yeah, no. It's just another shit PPV with a meme number. It's NOTHING without the Conor fight - you think people are paying to see Hendricks vs Gastelum? LMFAOoooo
>>67094739
Remember this when 200 happens and hed not fighting
>>67094771
>GSP punishing Lawler for five rounds and winning by decision
Not gonna sell.
Especially not today, there's no UFC 200 without McGoober. There's no UFC at all without him. Deal with it, senpai.
>>67094775
>Going ahead
No one said it isn't, but it'll fail miserably. He owns Dana at this point, UFC 200 is a bust without him.
Fucking deal with it you cancerous Brit twat, the only thing worse than the Swedish cuckboxer is the average British 189er.
>>67094791
Her husband got mad
>>67094767
oh yeah they shouldve taken the pic in a bedroom right I mean what would it matter???
>>67094811
>this spic trying to talk to me
English, por favor.
>>67094813
>but it'll fail miserably
Fail by what standards? The hype around it is entirely fabricated. It isn't even their 200th Pay-per-view, and even if it was, who gives a fuck? The only factor of significance is that it's in the new Vegas arena.
>>67094802
I really hope Rousey draws more and then gets rekt again. Holy shit, do I want that to happen.
She's a moron and fame whore, her mind game is shit and her coach is a failure. She needs to be forgotten forever.
>>67094814
i mean look at him. Lmao
>>67094817
kek
>>67094814
>tfw the cuck maymay is becoming real
>people think Nate vs Conor 2 is happenning
Are you guys stupid?
Do you unironically think that Conor will go to get humiliated once more?
>>67094832
>Moving goalposts
>"S-so what if it f-fails, it's fabricated h-hype, none of it m-matters!"
Lmao, British cucks. So fucking asshurt that a paddy actually holds sway and a title (!!!) in the UFC while the only British fighter got his career stopped by a coked up Dan Henderson.
Top lel.
>>67091938
>>67091960
Jesus, talk about blowing your load prematurely. Both these cards beat UFC 200.
>>67093099
Remember when Cain cut Bigfoot and it turned into a bloodbath? Good times.
How bad would it have been if Paddy took a hard cut in there?
>>67094803
So what? It will be an 1 - 1.5 mil ppv, the UFC makes bank and doesn't have to pay mcgoobs shit.
Meanwhile mcgoobers power moves have resulted in being pulled from UFC 200 and losing a huge payday. And completely destroying his relationship with the people who have 100% control over his career, who he fights and how much he gets paid. Fucking idiot.
Haters BTFO
>>67094586
I didn't claim he was for the fighters. You literally made something up and typed up a long winded post sperging about the thing you just made up.
Congratulations, you're so fucking stupid that you argue with yourself like a dog chasing it's tail.
BTFO
>>67094848
looks like a total beta
female fighters usually need an even more alpha guy
>>67094857
What sway? If he had sway, they wouldn't have taken him from the event the minute he failed to meet a press obligation. All the sway he has is in lying to his fans to try and pile pressure onto the UFC, pressure which Dana has no issue with instantly defusing.
kek
>>67094534
>Conor gaining more power
HE HAS NO POWER. THEY TOOK HIM OFF THE FUCKING CARD THE SECOND HE DISOBEYED THEM. ARE YOU DEAF DUNB AND BLIND.
>>67094865
would be like opening a hole in a bag filled with water
>>67094881
BIG
>>67094892
"Conor McGregor has no power"
lmao
his green shorts post-reebok don't agree bud
>>67094880
>Actually thinks this is just about his media obligations
It was a power move. They pulled him from the card, he said "fine, go see how your event does without me". Stayed quiet for a couple days and they're fucking begging him to come back. He accepts only under his own conditions.
Deal with it you fucking Britbong, stop being so mad about it you 189er cunt.
>>67094892
Read above.
Your autism isn't very functional, you seem to have no idea how business or the fighting business for that matter actually works.
>>67094892
Its a myth, a make believe meme for his gullible fans. Like the time he convinced them he was the best fighter in the world and could fight any weight class.
>>67094919
>and they're fucking begging him to come back
Source? Or did your "bookie" tell you?
>>67094919
>they're fucking begging him to come back
Literally has not happened, he is in fact the one desperately begging on social media.
>>67094933
Demetrious has a dope life
>>67094933
I'm thinking of buying one of his shirts. Trouble is, I'm 6'7 and I'm not sure if they have anything my size.
KEK
>>67094955
Her husband looks like a complete cuck
there are actually people who think it's fun to post pictures of someone standing with a black person
>>67094943
Yeah, I'm sure he, the guy who moved this whole thing was the one begging to come back.
He could leave tomorrow, get booked for Bellator and they'd do UFC numbers just off his back.
Fuck off already.
>>67094948
Read above. If you think otherwise you're a literal cuck.
>Anglo world being retarded in unison
How colonial of ya'll.
>>67094971
Winnipeg please go.
>>67094955
TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67094985
you don't tell me what the fuck to do, I'll consume your soul you little bitch
this guy is gold
>>67094981
>He could leave tomorrow, get booked for Bellator and they'd do UFC numbers just off his back.
He has a ten-fight deal with the UFC that he signed less than a year ago. He's not fighting anywhere else for as long as he lives. Which one of us didn't understand the business, again?
>>67094933
he's pretty based when you think about it
>>67095000
I guarantee she has banged dudes while being married with that guy
>>67094879
Explains why Gina Carano banged Ariel.
>>67094881
Sage Northcutt-esque in her facial expressions, is Holly, Joe
>>67094981
Yeah but the facts are different than what you have warped in your shithead.
The UFC instantly pulled him without hesitating and he has been begging on social media just to get back what he lost.
>brother
wew lad
>>67095035
>implying she did
>>67094998
Let's have a fuckin' go bud. Timmies in 30.
>>67095000
keep posting kek
>>67094895
I think I've seen something like that before. There was either a Shooto Japan or DEEP fight where a guy took a kick to the left side of the head, creating a cut above the ear about. In like a second or less blood just started flowing out at a wild rate. You know those water features that run over stones? It was like that, a sheet of blood running down.
I'll have to look for it, it's a memorable mess.
>>67095019
>He actually thinks people haven't left with fights on their work card left
>Britbong 189ers have THIS much of a short memory
No wonder, you faggots jumped into this bandwagon last year.
>>67095040
>instantly pulled him
They tried to. To save face, to see they could tame the paddy, which doesn't seem to be the case since he's coming back to 200 when Dana explicitly said "NO, HE'S NOT FIGHTING AT 200, BUT HE'LL FIGHT LATER".
The fact that you don't realise that he owns these fucking people and that he has Zuffa and Dana by the balls makes me think there's a genetic correlation between the anglo world and the absolute retardedness tied to their """knowledge""" of MMA.
>>67094892
>TOOK HIM OFF THE FUCKING CARD THE SECOND HE DISOBEYED THEM
I can't tell if you're legitimately dumb and believe this or if you're just trying to troll me.
McGoobs IS the UFC. He's the highest paid fighter of all time, his marketability is through the roof. He SELLS PPVS. Dana needs him like you need air.
>>67094998
>>67095058
c-can i come?
>>67095058
I bet you get a fuckin double double too bud, this snow worry you because you already took the snow tires off your fuckin honda accord there bud?
good luck getting there but I'll be fuckin waiting bud
>>67095080
>He actually thinks people haven't left with fights on their work card left
Name some.
Dana and the Fertittas are straight up scumbags. Slimey greasy mothafuckas
>>67095083
>Dana needs him like you need air.
And yet he pulled him in a heartbeat and is continually denying that he's back on the show. His actions aren't meshing with your narrative, friend.
>>67095080
The facts is mcgoobs is off UFC 200. The rest is all in your fucked up head.
>>67095116
>@harrybawlz you're the best
freudian af 2bh
>that finger grab
It's treason then.
>>67095080
Who the fuck has ever just said "nah I don't like this contract, see ya!" How do you think contracts work? Conor chained himself to the UFC for the next 5 years when he signed his last 10-fight contract. He can't just tell Dana to fuck off and fight somewhere else unless the UFC releases him from his contract...and they have absolutely no reason whatsoever to do that.
Fucking casuals.
>>67095099
Quinton.
>>67095124
t. Retarded Abbo
I'm screencapping your post and shitting all over you when McGoober taps out again at 200.
sick of this "ngannou" meme, lads. Tbh
>>67095083
People sung this song when GSP left, or Ronda got heemed, or when Jones was out, or Anderson Silva's run ended. Its bullshit then and now.
>>67095116
>Harry Bawlz
>>67095145
From my perspective, the Fertittas are evil
who is lying? dana white or mcgregor?
>>67095146
>It's a Canadian with reading comprehension issues
Wew lad
>>67095144
Tweet cuck maymays at her hubby
maybe we can meem magic some drama into existence
>t. goof
>>67095147
>Quinton.
From the UFC, idiot.
What's the secret to Korean success in MMA, and why are Japan and China so far behind?
McGoober is getting cucked by Dana. It's so beautiful.
>>67095095
Jokes on you. I don't drink timmies because the coffee is shit, and my scooter as all seasons on er.
See you in 20. I'll be the guy eating freezies and a garlic fingers in the shrubs out front.
>>67095173
my dad told me never to trust managers or plumbers
>>67095174
>"He actually thinks people haven't left with fights on their work card left"
>BRO I NEVER SAID THAT PEOPLE CAN VIOLATE THEIR CONTRACTS YOU STUPID IDIOTS I LIVE UFC
>hyuhhhhh flagposts
Okay, Pierre, then what are you proposing? That Conor never fight again? Do you understand that if he wants to fight again he is contractually obligated to fight with the UFC?
>jon
>>67095216
dark souls just black is actually good though bud, you don't like tims are you serious are you even a fuckin canuck bud? am I talkin to a fuckin yank here what the fuck is wrong with ya bud
>>67095215
He's the one cucking both Dana and Enzo, you goof.
I can't wait for Conor to heem the fuck out of that wannabe cholo at 200, I will shit down all you faggots' necks.
How mad will Dana be if Conor and Nate just both turn up to UFC 200 and fight regardless of what he says
>>67095257
A parking lot fight, as God intended
>hubby shows up in this
top kek
>>67095249
McGregor has been lying to you guys, his fans, the entire fucking time, and you bought it hook line and sinker, you pathetic cuck.
>>67095249
Here's your (you). Maybe if they had actually put him back on the card, but they're calling him out on his shit.
>>67095285
>hubby
Dear god I hate that word so much. Almost as much as I hate the word "preggers."
>>67095285
holly used to look hot judging by the t-shirt
now she just looks like a twitchy hag
>>67095246
lmao meant dark roast
>>67094063
It means regards in Danish or some shit
>>67095322
thats what that var will do to you
McGregor will have suck Dana off and take a pay cut to get back on UFC 200.
>>67093875
>blanc
>>67095227
The fact that he fights at 200 is proof that he owns the company.
Deal with it, goof.
>>67095364
>fact
i dont think you know what this word means
>>67094334
When I heard of him I just thought it was standard arrogant shit. But I fucking love him breh
HE OWNS THE GAME
>>67095364
>I have no argument and have exposed myself as lacking basic, fundamental knowledge about both business and the UFC as an organization
Hey, dingbat, you just got...
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>67095195
Koreans are the only East Asians that actually have test
So the guy that got butchered here was a fag right activist, lel. I heard on the radio uncle dana said conor's twitt wasn't official, he's still out.
There is no way UFC 200 does more than 1.5 million without Conor, even if GSP returns to fight lawler.
GSP was never that big of a draw, conor already surpassed his numbers by a lot.
Where to watch EBI 6?
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