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UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>conor claims he's back on ufc 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
>HYPE for 198
https://youtu.be/3hX-9Q47s3k
>dana btfo jones "goat"
http://www.inquisitr.com/3027938/dana-white-trashes-jon-jones-ufc-197-performance/
first for 198 is great card
>>67091924
prefer 199
>>67091924
>>67091937
both 198 and 199 look spicier than 200
>>67091938
>>67091960
S P I C Y
>tfw you and Nate have the same boy
===important===
6.5 bongs til Ariel HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0cxUzEWZ9g
Free fight
>>67091971
>he listens to the internet jew
BASED McGoob will put the Mexican back in their place.
who main events fn 100?
>cruz vs mighty mouse
>>67091938
how many fights will get USADA'D?
>>67091985
mm wont do it
>wrestlecucks
>>67091986
none, cap this goof
>>67091988
he said he'd do it if the money is good enough and after he breaks silva's record.
>>67091960
>Hendo
>BJ
>Guida
Damn, they got all my boys
>>67091986
>>67091993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hX-9Q47s3k
since most of the fights consist Brazilian, a lot.
>>67092005
how does it feel knowing all your boys are loser goofs?
>>67091960
>good fight
>old man faber will get heemed stiff
>good fight, potential FOTN
>old man without roids vs old man without roids
>old man vs can
>spicy bangerino
>spicy bangerino
>litrally WHOs
>spicy bangerino
>meh
>old man vs prospect, good fight
>shit fight >wmma
>can vs can
>literally WHOs
All in all 5/10 tbqh
>>67092028
>cruz heeming faber
>cruz heeming any
>>67091960
>INTRODUCING THE ONE IN TWENTY ONE AND ONE
>>67092061
Faber vs undertaker when
>>67091971
Comfy af desu.
>>67091785
can werdum make 205? He needs to do it to cuck jon jones since he's ducking him
>>67092106
can't believe someone can be this dumb
>>67092117
>>67092096
>filename
>that webm
10/10
>>67092096
Kek
>>67092096
kek
>>67092096
kek
What should be next for Ngannou, Latifi, Whittaker, Barboza and RodrÃguez?
>>67092162
ngannou gets rose thats all I know FAMBRUH
Cejudo really shat himself?
>>67092172
he grunted after getting one knee. how do you think you can be a champion if you can't even take body shots?
>>67092162
>ngannou
rose
>Latifi
either bader or gus
>whittaker
bronson
>barbosa
winner rda and alvarez or khabib
>rodriguez
winner of the clay fight desu
>>67092172
TIPPITY TOP KEK
>literally getting the shit beaten out of you
McGregor's name was removed from the popular on Twitter group after he announced his retirement, it's back when he announced he was fighting again this morning...
Coincidence?
>>67092172
It's pathetic, 2bh. He got hyped way too much, but at least MM heem'd someone for once. Maybe he'll get more exposure, especially considering that Jones decided to take the safe-and-boring route.
I M P O R T A N T
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043985
>>67092188
>>barbosa
>winner rda and alvarez or khabib
he is 2-2 in his last 4, he should fight somebody like Chiesa
>>67092201
rockhold is literally perfect lads, fucking hell...
>>67092209
shut up
>>67092204
i only vote in very important polls
>>67092205
>he's 2-2 in his last 4 fights
implying that matters, he's an easy win for a top 5 guy lad. he's never going to be champion
>>67092162
Ngannou gets some meme name win that has a chance of causing the upset i.e Gonzaga, Nelson, Mur ect.
Latifi gets a meme name as well like Shogun or Bader or Jimi unless they throw him to the wolves and give him Glover, Rumble or Gus.
Whittaker probably gets the moose or some old brazilian. He's earned a name a top fight at this point.
Barboza gets the next title shot or if they give that to Ferguson he gets Khabib or he gets Johnson unless he just wants to wait for everyone else to fuck off.
Yair gets the winner of the Clay fight or Darren Elkins or just about anyone on the verge of being in the top 10.
>>67092203
>finished 5 of his 8 title defenses, more than any other reigning champ
>people still spouting the MM is a boring decisionmachine maymay
>>67092223
good lad, my thoughts almost exactly
>>67092236
>its the cuckswede again
pls go, mm is boring overall, one fight doesn't change that his entire reign is really really boring.
being dominant isn't the only thing that makes him boring, atleast silva pulled it off by memeing on the other fighter, he's just too mechanical and has zero charisma
>>67092236
Hey, I like MM, but it's a fact that his average fight duration is one of the highest. I personally don't mind that, but casuals hate long fights that aren't bloody brawls.
>>67092255
Keep moving those goalposts buddy
You got proven wrong and BTFO and my boy has once more proven himself the best and most technically interesting fighter on the planet
but please keep memeing about how boring he is, just know you'll look like even more of a retard now
>>67092255
manlet haters btfo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
I'm not surprised motherfuckers.
>>67092281
good morning america, we've been talking about this for hours
>>67092281
while you were sleeping we concluded he's full of shit
gotta wait for dana
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/25/11500470/conor-mcgregor-tweets-hes-back-on-the-ufc-200-card
just begrudgery people saying bad things about conor conor is the best thing to happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport he doesnt need to do press conference just fight he will easily beat diaz this time last time was a fluke loads of begrudgers saying he would have pissed hot if he flew to the states last week everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about the press conference its in the past no one cares god your all just geeky nerds nitpicking over things to slate conor over
conor is just rusing friends don't be deceived
>>67092209
>>67092281
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67092172
HAHAHAHA is this real?
>>67092306
>f*ck
>>67092266
idk how you don't get this, people have like opinions man.
>>67092297
Holy shit, really? Damn aren't I late to the party?! hahaha Fuck... (sigh).... s-so what's the update? Anything interesting surfaced? I haven't been on /heem/ all fucking night.
>>67092320
No.
>>67092309
>tfw
>>67092329
just the tweet so far, no journalists have been able to confirm anything and the ufc is still sleeping
>>67092336
what did based dave say about this? I don't trust the mmafighting jew
any /heemsters/ like trailer park boys?
also who smoking stems here
>>67092236
This to be honest mane. People should be shitting on his competition and not him. This is what I was saying about Ronda, up until the ONE IN A LIFETIME meme. BUt literally, no one left for him to fight at 125.
>>67092320
>>67092333
>>67092172
I don't know man, where'd the yellow come from?
>pic related
>>67092344
I am
the liquor
What are the chances that Faber gets the call to drop down to 125 to fight Johnson?
>>67091902
>Dat 198 card
>>67092358
was he there for the official decision?
>>67092372
If he loses against Cruz he should do it. It's gonna be all downhill from there, and his old man body will fit well in the throne DJ is building for himself
>>67092375
Silva-Hall and Shogun-Anderson are trash no matter how you slice it.
>>67092392
Anderson beat filthy tom and silva barely lost to a literal goat. casuals out
>>67092396
Silva-Hall is a terrible STYLISTIC matchup. Anderson is a miserable no-hoper in a terrible weight class and Shogun should not be fighting.
>>67092389
DJ will rek him. It won't even be that close.
>>67092410
I was completely meme-ing. Anderson would beat shogun, filthy would probably beat him. and anderson's chin is kill, would feel bad to see him lose to meme hall...
>>67092418
closer than anyone else from flyweight
>>67092386
>>67092358
>>67092320
>>67092172
Fuck it's fake, damn it.
>Henry Cejudo does not shit himself. - Kenny Florian
>>67092447
fuck off henry we know you did it
>>67092418
It'll keep him busy until TJ or anyone else decides to drop down.
>>67092392
You're objectively wrong.
at least watch it for nostalgia
>>67092372
are you retarded? he barely makes 135
A big factor in this fight are going to be the kicks.
Distance, and the kicks, because, [fighter] want to clinch up with [fighter].
And [fighter] has to figure out how to get past them, and whether or not [fighter] is going to throw them and if [fighter] can catch them and take [fighter] down with them.
What fight was this? 3 points if guessed correctly on the first try.
>>67092495
Hendricks vs Thompson?
>>67092491
>what are the chances
Jesus calm the fuck down.
>>67092462
I just want to see DJ vs Cruz, I don't think TJ is that good 2bh.
>>67092468
If I want that I'll watch Shogun's Pride campaign or Anderson's reign as champion.
:)
>>67092511
nope
>>67092540
always been there never removed
when is her next fight?
is she afraid of her new nose getting broken?
>>67092564
ufc 199
>>67092568
ah ok, it wasn't on the wikipedia
>>67092564
How was she not released from the promotion after that fight?
>m-muh shoot for the takedown
Post fightfus
So, who's going to take this motherfucker out?
>>67092599
dc would heem this loser, rumble would permaheem
>>67092599
Himself
>>67092599
>>67092599
Law enforcement
would you /heem/?
>>67092613
i would let schaub sub me ;3
>>67092604
>>67092608
Lel no
>>67092609
geg
whos gonna take this motherfucker?
>>67092628
He might actually beat Jones desu
>>67092599
no one at 205
>>67092632
the key to beating jones is lateral movement and committing to strikes, everyone fights like a bitch against jones because of muh range.
>you now remember sean sherk
>>67092642
>ywn call your own fight off
>mfw people think post-usada jones is beating the great white hope
baka desu senpai
>>67092659
>the great white hope
Who would that be?
>>67092673
dc lad
>>67092683
>DC
>Great White Hope
thatsthejoke.jpeg??
>>67092659
>>67092683
Sure thing,buddy. btw is that's a male,right?
>>67092699
>dc isn't white
nice meme
>>67092701
no
hello darkness my old friend.
I wish someone could heem me forever
Cuck posting has got out of hand.
>>67092613
getting soft and fat
>>67092722
>>67092724
>>67092595
>>67092659
he will fucking ruin dc
Khalil
>>67092595
>>67092724
yes there are 20 soccer threads
Anyone else think miocic has an advantage on the feet against Werdum?
>>67092800
a q I've always wondered and who better to ask than a bunch of autists on an arabian rug reselling forum
how would you proceed in fighting someone who is taller than you, stronger/weighs more and has a longer reach than you?
what would be your strategy? like for example if you were fighting someone who has a shorter reach than you but they best you in the other two categories than you'd try more of a striking game, but what about in this situation?
I don't give a shit if this isn't the place to ask you can all go fuck yourselves
>>67092820
i would cuck him by making his wife eat this ass
>>67092830
this, good post
>>67092832
thanks
>>67092820
Always blast double leg and ground and pound
>>67091902
Good OP, OP
>>67092820
shoot them
>>67092849
>double leg
>not dropping guard and going for a rubber guard right away
goof
MMA Hour in 4 bongs
1:00 p.m. ET -- Conor McGregor's head coach John Kavanagh will talk about everything surrounding McGregor getting pulled from UFC 200.
1:25 p.m. -- UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz will discuss Demetrious Johnson's win over Henry Cejudo and preview his UFC 199 trilogy fight against Urijah Faber.
1:45 p.m. -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will look back and Jon Jones' return fight and discuss what's next for him.
2:05 p.m. -- UFC light heavyweight Ilir Latifi will join us in studio to talk about his career.
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4:00 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.
>>67092281
It would be fucking awesome if they had absolutely no talk at all about him being back on the card and he was just saying he was to force their hand.
One can dream
>>67092852
thanks la
>>67092866
this is more than likely the truth. he is lying to us, dirty potato
>>67092863
Fuck off Ariel
>>67092856
I suppose using a weapon is a viable solution, I was thinking more hand to hand tho
>be american
>get shot
>>67092852
>jamal likes cuck OPs
more at 11
>>67092856
>>67092863
>Latifi
Fuck yeah
>>67092866
I could see McGregor doing that. Dana White wouldn't cave into his bluff unless the Zuffa bosses forced him.
>>67092874
>latifi
>fuck yeah
im about to see fitch heem a nippon
Reminder to eat 7 eggs a day MINIMUM to get steady rogainz
>>67092892
you're the most hardcore mma fan
>>67092863
how long until dana updates on conor
>>67092885
>not liking the all might albanian
>its a fedor claims he will fight in ufc episode
fucking stop already you over-the-hill overrated cancrusher cunt REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think someone should employ the technique Saenchai uses at the start of this video in the UFC.
https://youtu.be/MyBY5fBjkxo
>>67092909
no, i like latifi. Its just funny he claims someone is a cuck for liking a black fighter then he likes a jacked to the gills arab "swede".
>>67092820
Easy, I'd just heem them like I do to everybody else that gets in my way.
>>67092912
that pic
>>67092820
Firas Zahabi has video on tristar youtube page.
>>67092926
>Canada
>heeming anyone
>>67092917
it's a joke jamal lol
>tell a joke to demarcus
>he explains to you why it's funny
good job
>>67092917
>people from the balkans are now arabic
???
>>67092917
>albania is in the middle east
MURRILARD EDUCATION EVERYBODY
Also his parents have been here since the 60's
>>67092800
JDS does
>>67092932
>subscribing to the mma roid jew
no thanks
>>67092944
>>67092946
>>67092952
I was meme-ing you absolute mong kek
>>67092960
>i was only p-pretending..
stay BTFO
>>67092964
get meme'd on goof
>>67092960
BTFO idiot
>>67092960
Firas Zahabi is arab not kike.
>>67092973
dirty burger
>>67092976
no shit goof
>>67092974
>>67092998
>
>>67092912
He already made it into the UFC. He just needs to "play the game" and climb the ladder to fighter status. It's all about your connections.
>Cheeky Fedor politics
the desperate need for (You)'s culture we have developed is killing us
so lads, is fedoras fight with memedonaldo on fightpass?
>>67093010
Here's your (You)
>>67093010
obvious (you) baiting post
>>67093010
this is always free (you)'s
>>67093010
ngann(You)
>>67093016
>aldo
BIGG
>claudia
HNNNNNNNNG
>I enjoyed having DC do commentary with Rogan and Goldberg.
Tldr: paddy retired
>>67093010
Have a (You) faggot.
Lads, getting picks early for ufc 198
Werdum v stipe
Anderson v hall
Cyborg v chick
Souza v belfort
This is the last time I'm taking picks so pls put in your picks early
>Overeem could finally become HW champ
cool, only 5 years behind schedule
>>67093056
>paddy
literally who cares? we /ngannou/ now
lesbian transition, suicide soon or both?
>>67093056
fuckin rip
>>67093056
The Factor 8 stuff means he has hemophilia
>>67093056
He seems pretty based desu.
>>67093058
10$ to whoever can name all the division champs below Brazil.
>>67093073
those forced smile and wet eyes
#timeforachange
#gettingmysmileback
it's gonna happen
>>67093056
gimpy cunt
>>67093073
she has a pug's mug, ugly cunt
>>67093056
if I remember right factor XIII is one of the factors that plays a role in bloodclothing meaning if he did bleed he would bleed endlessly or way more than the normal person
>>67093092
Silva
Werdum
Rda
Aldo
Barao
Vitor
Machida
All i got
what went wrong?
>>67093092
Andre, Conner, Bas, JJ
>>67093109
>below brazil
well done dumbass
>>67093109
As in all the champs that are not Brazilian or American.
>>67093099
>if I remember right
yeah...right
>>67093110
he made one mistake and got memed on
>>67093110
He got full mounted and fuckin stayed there doing nothing
I CANT WAIT 3 HOURS FOR THE JEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67093092
Arlovski
Conor
Bas Rutten
JJ
>>67093117
>>67093118
i rused (You) goofs
>>67093110
U S A D A
S
A
D
A
>>67093122
turns out I did remember right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factor_XIII
>>67093110
Best thing that could have happened to him. Chris 2.0 is going to be a new level.
>>67093056
>Some dub cunt is inbred
colour me surprised
>>67093138
killl yourself
you would be making /heem/ a better place
>>67093110
Doubt it
He was a complete failure of a draw despite being a white non-manlet american
complete charisma void, no one would have demanded the fight
>>67093114
>>67093136
>newton
>gay shit poo
FAGGS
>>67093159
why did he get an insta-rematch then?
>>67093146
>>67093157
>cathal retired
>paddy retired
>Conor retired
Is Aisling the only one left to represent Ireland?
>>67093176
>>67093176
artem
>>67093183
why is le duccface so prominent?
there has to be an evolutionary explanation or something, its beyond a maymay at this point
>>67093185
I literally don't think there is anybody in the UFC at featherweight that Artem can beat
>>67093172
because no one at MW is a draw
>>67093183
>>67093193
>fw
good that he's a lw then eh bud??
>>67093194
A N D E R S O N S I L V A U G O O F
>>67093189
it's probably a "what do i do with my hands" dilemma and very easy to do
>>67093189
retardation
Rogan: mighty mouse is such a technical guy, i mean he is a MOTHER FUCKER
schoob: absolutely 100 percent dude
>schaubposting has been replaced by niggerposting
just
kill
me
>>67092096
kek
Are sage
https://mobile.twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/724335695435689986
>>67093183
>>67093195
Paige is a slut, S L U T.
>>67092096
inb4 Bigfoot gets popped for MDMA
>>67093248
>schaubposting
>replaced
ngannouposting is a meme that will end soon. schaub is eternal
>>67093212
No, he's a featherweight.
>>67093010
/heem/ (You)'s are so valuable though
>>67093288
>artem is a lw
fuck off 189 scum
>>67093056
pretty sad man
>>67093010
The (you) feature has to end, its killing most of 4chan.
>>67093283
this nigga gets it
/heem/ is Schaub-central, don't let anybody fool you different. Even Ireland disappeared after 196 but Schaub remains.
how do i achieve this god mode?
>>67093323
roids
learn how to use them though or you might perma-cuck yourself
![1461527862925[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wj93Z79.png "1461527862925[1].png")
>>67092830
semi related
>>>/fit/36914093
>>67093344
did ngannou yet?
>>67093344
how old is she?
gunna look like a prune by 40
>>67093385
age 22
Who's Ryan Hall fighting next? I'm considering him for my boy position.
>>67093399
man yoel has a huge weewee
>>67093323
You gotta have the genetics
>>67093456
Smfh
